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There was a hair on my Wendy’s burger, can I sue or get a free burger?

>> No.55442143

>>55442134
I mean, I'd at least ask for a free burger. You're unlikely to get even that...

>> No.55442148

>>55442134
w-was it a girl's hair?

>> No.55442149
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>>55442134
>a hair
a pube. you just suck a dick by law of tranistivity when the cook put his pepe on your burger

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>>55442143
They’d almost certainly give you a free burger

>> No.55442221

>>55442134
You can eat the hair and shut the fuck up

>> No.55442224

>>55442143
Was probably a black person’s hair. Maybe even a pube. You bring it back they’ll beat you up or end up jizzing in your replacement.

>> No.55442231
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>>55442224
>jizzing in your replacement
this

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>>55442148
Yeah it was a wavy white hair and the person who took the order was a lady

Pic is the hair

>> No.55442373

soon you will be eating ze hair from ze bugs and will wish you could eat human hair instead

>> No.55442396

>>55442231
The most shredded and in shape americans

>> No.55442445

>>55442396
No that's just a Mid western American that eats double deep fried fat

>> No.55442459

>>55442445
Not all of us mid westerners look like human boars.
>t. look like an older handsomer non chinlet version of Andrew Tate
Motherfucker I finally watched Tate, fucker even sounds like me, I hate him so much.
Because he's a god damn copy of myself so If I ever wanted to do anything I'd immediately be lumped in with him.

>> No.55442463

>>55442459
That being said, this phenotype is quite common here.

>> No.55442739

>>55442134
LMAO

>> No.55442791

>>55442299
Granny pubes. Yum.
Maybe she'll spit in it next!

>> No.55442871

>>55442134
sue them, sue them for everything, say that not only had a hair, but that didn't make you the king of anything, they are millionaires so they are not human beings, we can take advantage of them all we want, I even order food just to complain that it came cold so I can eat for free, the amount of money I save with this they even let me buy nfts from OBAYC

>> No.55443052

>>55442134
>can I sue or get a free burger?
Absolutely.
But you are an eater of wend's so you are likely too lazy to do so.