/smg/ stock market general

[/smg/ stock market general No.55438198]

Hanging Man Pattern

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous /smg/ >>55436458

[Anonymous No.55438234]

If I were the Fed chairman, at each meeting I would simply roll a die from 1-6 and set that as the interest rate.

[Anonymous No.55438240]

4 figure bros wagmi

[Anonymous No.55438246]

im not even a bear but i wish the market would correct so i could safely put my rubles into tech and let it sit for 10 years rather than put it there now knowing its going to drop like 30% in 2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.55438253]

Man markets are going up way too fast lately.

I can take a guess on what will happen this year...

[Anonymous No.55438255]

>>55438198
I want to buy more oil stocks, but at the same time I know that biden and the fed needs to keep oil low or risk inflation re-surging and exploding. THey will keep manipulating prices to keep it lower. Buffett is betting that they fail

[Anonymous No.55438266]

>>55438234
The chairman isn't a dictator. There's a voting process.

[Anonymous No.55438271]

>>55438253
Yep this fucking market is going to implode like the Titan submarine at 12,000 feet. No one will see it coming but it will be an exogenous event that blows it up

[Anonymous No.55438285]

>>55438266
I thought the members can dissent but the chairman has ultimate authority? They just try to get unity so it looks good.

[Anonymous No.55438287]

>>55438271
>sometime in the future something will happen
wow what a smart prediction anon

[Anonymous No.55438292]

>>55438240
WGMI bro

[Anonymous No.55438294]

APOLOGIZE

[Anonymous No.55438297]

Gains Ain't free. The tree of money and divvies gotta be litterd with the blood of Bobos. Jerome HAYDEN powell aka "jp" is not my fedral reserve chair man. he is Repbublican gommunist and probbaly jewish as well :DD. CALLS and hold not shorts and PUT ok. praise tony dwyer.

[Anonymous No.55438299]

>>55438240
Just have to keep waging investing studying omad lifting and maybe just maybe a woman will deem us worthy.

[Anonymous No.55438302]

What was the good news today?

[Anonymous No.55438310]

>>55438255
I wish the doomers were right and we really did run out of SPR room. Or the salt caverns collapsed because they got drained too fast lol

[Anonymous No.55438311]

>>55438287
my guess is china invading Taiwan or surrounding it with warships. That will cause global markets to enter a great depression instantly. Scary thing is that it can happen at any moment.

[Anonymous No.55438315]

>>55438240
>doesnt even have $1400
Jesus christ

[Anonymous No.55438318]

>>55438271
Everyone saw that submarine imploding, though. You didn't need a crystal ball to predict that

[Anonymous No.55438321]

>>55438302
Student debt cancellation got cancelled.

[Anonymous No.55438323]

>>55438198
When will retail stocks catch up with the supreme court student debt decision?

[Anonymous No.55438327]

>>55438311
as long as the US military exists in its current state or better that won't happen

[Anonymous No.55438329]

>>55438302
bidenomics. recession canceled, soft landing, total nigger employment.

[Anonymous No.55438330]

>>55438315
hello bobo

[Anonymous No.55438334]

>>55438311

[Anonymous No.55438341]

>>55438302
PCE Index (MoM) came in at 0.1% instead of 0.5% expected.

[Anonymous No.55438342]

>>55438318
just like bulls know that this rally is a fake pump. They know the hull around them is made of inferior materials and when their luck runs out, they will be reduced to flesh and pink mist instantaneously

[Anonymous No.55438344]

yo check this out... bears, they trade like this: bom ba bom, bom ba bom bow
but mumus, see they trade like this: doo dee doo, doo dee doo

[Anonymous No.55438355]

>>55438327
They said that bout Russia too... "Muh russia will never invade ukraine because USA sanctons will stop them" ....After covid many countries are moving manufacturing outsourcing away from china mainland. This makes an invasion more likely

[Anonymous No.55438368]

Uh TA bros anyone wanna weigh in here?

[Anonymous No.55438367]

end of quarter usually tanks before close, right?

[Anonymous No.55438369]

>>55438327
>current state
have you seen the current state? about the biggest threat to China is the worry we will flood it with 3rd worlders.

[Anonymous No.55438371]

>>55438344

[Anonymous No.55438380]

>>55438311
China would have invaded Taiwan already while Biden is in charge if it was ever going to make a move.

[Anonymous No.55438394]

>>55438380
they would most likely do it within a week of the election

[Anonymous No.55438397]

>>55438368
Daily is still bearish indicators leaning neutral on Nasdaq and on neutral for s&p. Volume today is quite low.

[Anonymous No.55438410]

>>55438394
Weather plays a much bigger role than the elections probably

Besides this, china wont do it because of muh chips. If they atrack taiwan, they wont have any chips

[Anonymous No.55438418]

>>55438285
Oh, maybe you're right. It doesn't seem like "consensus" if the chair contradicts the majority, though.

[Anonymous No.55438429]

>>55438410
biden already blocked them from chips, machines to make chips and personel, though the fab faciliities would 100% be destroyed if they tried to invade. More likely, they will do a legal takeover and send "police" over like they did with hong kong

[Anonymous No.55438430]

Anybody here /forex/?

[Anonymous No.55438442]

>>55438430
I wish. My stock broker makes me pay .25% in FX fees.

[Anonymous No.55438447]

>>55438430
No but I'm considering buying some JPY (and then going to Japan and eating lots of cheap ramen)

[Anonymous No.55438452]

>>55438397
Low volume for me i typically interpret as short covering, but july has been green since 2007, maybe mr snibs? Today has got to be a hanging man though seems too textbook. I'm only doing debit spreads instead of long calls now to the upside.

[Anonymous No.55438465]

>>55438369
>Nooo, Zeihan said their demographics are collapsing. Not ours!

[Anonymous No.55438477]

>>55438430
Buy YCS, pray the Jap finance ministry doesn't yentervene, ride the dragon.

[Anonymous No.55438485]

>>55438430
>>55438447
My FX portfolio is a plastic bag containing British currency and an Oyster card.

[Anonymous No.55438500]

>>55438465
they are but chinese collapse will look like the collapse of the british empire, not the Armageddon he likes to imagine, though that saying that would sell less books

[Anonymous No.55438506]

I haven't made a single move since 2021. Portfolio sitting close to $650k, ~$10k/year in dividends, and $30k cash waiting for any opportunity but I haven't seen anything worth buying in a couple years. What a boring market.

[Anonymous No.55438507]

consolidation holding up so we should have a wonderful power hour

[Anonymous No.55438519]

>CBS has no fall schedule due to the hollywood strikes
>tried to sell S&S but failed from a monopoly suit
>BET deal can't close
>stories appearing that they are open to selling the star trek franchise next
it's never been more over for PARA

[Anonymous No.55438520]

Uh Bobo bros... when does this pump end? I'm getting pee'd off desu

[Anonymous No.55438522]

VIX Is Low. Why Is The Forest Quiet.

[Anonymous No.55438526]

>>55438520
should start falling around 3, its the end of the quarter

[Anonymous No.55438539]

>>55438519
kek I'm gonna short a shitload of entertainment stocks like Disney.

This weird ass strike is going to put a HUGE dent into all company profits, from Disney to Netflix even I bet.

[Anonymous No.55438555]

>>55438539
What is the valuation thesis on shorting DIS? Talk numbers to me and float dynamics, don't give me generic white yokel "da grooomerZ" nonsense

[Anonymous No.55438571]

>>55438539
wells fargo price target for PARA was 11 before the first strike
if mission impossible underperforms, it'll go sub-10

[Anonymous No.55438578]

:O

[Anonymous No.55438583]

>>55438519
>BET deal can't close
Are they planning to sell it to Urban One?

[Anonymous No.55438600]

Are we in a bull market?

[Anonymous No.55438613]

>>55438583
tyler perry was supposedly interested in a BET/VH1 deal allegedly worth 3 billion
he probably backed out when he realized redstone was going to sell him an empty network and then lease him the programming at a regular fee

[Anonymous No.55438612]

Will SPY ever go under $420 again?

[Anonymous No.55438616]

>>55438600
Yes, but it's going to crash in just two more weeks!

[Anonymous No.55438622]

>>55438600
>Are we in a bull market?
We've been in a bull market since 2020. Last year there was a small dip but it was never really a bear market

[Anonymous No.55438625]

>>55438613
I know literally no body on /smg/ is black but surely not even the blackest of black people still watch BET kek

[Anonymous No.55438626]

>>55438600
yeah, market is likely to double in 5 years

[Anonymous No.55438628]

>>55438612
yes, in two more weeks

[Anonymous No.55438631]

>>55438612
Maybe. I mean, that's a high price.

[Anonymous No.55438636]

>>55438612
Should I sell my BTC 420 puts for SPY 420 puts?

[Anonymous No.55438641]

>>55438613
>>55438625
Personally I'd do a turnaround by replacing all programming with Worldstar videos.

[Anonymous No.55438642]

>>55438631
Come on mom that's not a high price

[Anonymous No.55438646]

bros do i sell my fertilizer stocks or not. wheat is tanking. whats putin gonna do

[Anonymous No.55438655]

>>55438246
market is literally waiting for you to capitulate and buy now

[Anonymous No.55438656]

Reddit faggots think everything is great. They have to be taught a lesson. Big crash coming.

[Anonymous No.55438662]

>>55438646
ADM forming a cup and handle. Don't miss out.

[Anonymous No.55438665]

>>55438656
crashfags are worse than redditfags because redditfags can make big gains being retarded gamblers

[Anonymous No.55438669]

>>55438656
i'm making money and you're not, that's pretty great

[Anonymous No.55438673]

>>55438646
fertilizer trade is over. Get out. Now.

[Anonymous No.55438680]

lmao so housing is just gonna reaccelerate and double again? How is this gonna end?

[Anonymous No.55438687]

>>55438662
>>55438673

[Anonymous No.55438693]

>>55438680
housing will keep going up because canada banned foreigners from owning property, so anyone trying to get money out of their unstable system and into a stable one will be going to the usa

[Anonymous No.55438703]

>>55438693
>Canada banned foreigners from owning property.
holy based trudy got something right for once. I wish they would do that here.

[Anonymous No.55438706]

lol,
lmao even.

[Anonymous No.55438707]

the KOMP etf just went full tilt into crypto. coinbase is the top holding and two miners in the top 10. also snap is now #3 weighted and meta #5.
https://www.etf.com/KOMP

[Anonymous No.55438711]

>>55438680
We gotta house 5 million Nuevo Americanos every year, champ. That's how we beat China.

[Anonymous No.55438718]

>>55438240
You know I can still deduce your portfolio value based on the info given right?

[Anonymous No.55438719]

>>55438693
The lower class is already tapped out and can't afford anything. So housing is just gonna double in price again over the next year and everything will be fine? Meanwhile the Fed and the government already transferred trillions of dollars to megacap balance sheets during the 2020 crash. A deep recession is the best case scenario at this point, it's gonna get ugly real fast if asset prices keep parabolically rising

[Anonymous No.55438728]

>>55438707
Anon, those are 1% of a $1b ETF. That's $10 million.

[Anonymous No.55438730]

>>55438719
what you are forgetting is that most people are homeowners and are happy with their houses doubling, its only a very smaller percentage of people who are looking for a house

[Anonymous No.55438736]

Wow Gavin Newsome actually did something pretty good for us through policy AB 2097.
>https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=202120220AB2097

Basically this California legislature is bullish for CA REIT developers. We just need more capital-friendly policies for real estate here and housing supply can expand

[Anonymous No.55438737]

>>55438693
Foreigners can still invest in a company that buys properties so that doesnt mean shit
Market is fucked and its gonna get way worse before it gets better

[Anonymous No.55438742]

>>55438730
>a very smaller percentage
>35%
Okay, boomer

[Anonymous No.55438744]

>>55438600
For now
>>55438612
Yes

[Anonymous No.55438752]

>CHIPMAKER TSMC CONFIRMS DATA LEAK AFTER A CYBERATTACK TARGETED ITS SUPPLIER - AXIOS

[Anonymous No.55438756]

>>55438600
>>55438612
Sorry, We were dreaming about a pineapple smoothie. Can you ask your questions again?
Evens = Yes
Odds = No
Dubs = All your dreams will come true
Trips = Black Swan event

[Anonymous No.55438761]

>>55438737
market is doing great though
>>55438742
not every renter is looking to purchase, only 1.8-6% of people are looking to purchase a home, depending on the state. There is never any incentive to drop housing prices since most people already own one and are happy for it to keep going up

[Anonymous No.55438768]

>>55438756
Should I buy the dip on HIVE instead of chasing a breakout on RIOT?

[Anonymous No.55438770]

>>55438761
People are looking to purchase if and when they can afford it.

[Anonymous No.55438773]

>>55438752
nothingburger and news from 5 hours ago

[Anonymous No.55438775]

>>55438730
>happy to pay more taxes and insurance.
yea I could settle for just holding it's value.

[Anonymous No.55438783]

>>55438730
>most people are homeowners
Yeah that's true but theres still like 40% of Americans that rent. Also as the everything bubble reaccelerates everything about houses will get more expensive: Property taxes, maintenance, materials, etc... And inventory is so low that if you need to sell and move it's a huge hassle. It's the "live in the pod and eat the bugs" timeline

[Anonymous No.55438788]

>>55438730
so if I buy a house and it appreciates what's the point in selling if my next house is the same cost?

[Anonymous No.55438790]

>>55438773
It shows the Chinamen are inching closer to war (which is bullish).

[Anonymous No.55438795]

>>55438761
>not every renter is looking to purchase
Yeah because it's prohibitively expensive. And rent prices have gotten out of control so they're stuck. The low and low-mid class of America is tapped out and screwed

[Anonymous No.55438798]

>>55438756
You know, the Olmecs were an alien race that came to Earth hundreds of years ago as refugees when their planet was under attack and at war with reptilians. After they won the war they left and went back home to their planet.

[Anonymous No.55438810]

White Power Hour is coming

[Anonymous No.55438813]

>>55438798
No, they were Atlanteans stranded after the great flood.

[Anonymous No.55438815]

>>55438788
Simple. You buy two houses.
The real focus should be on instutitional home investors.

[Anonymous No.55438822]

>>55438810
Uh, what stocks do I buy for that? CROX?

[Anonymous No.55438832]

>>55438822
CROX is not a white stock since every single indian / asian codefag i work with wears them in public

[Anonymous No.55438834]

>>55438798
>>55438813
Well, regardless, We're watching over you and helping you by providing financial advice via pseudo-random number generation. Not liable for any mistakes you make based upon our mysterious advice.

[Anonymous No.55438919]

>>55438718
1586.92 currently, keep fighting the trend though bobo i'm sure it's working.

[Anonymous No.55438926]

This faggot ass nigger market won't go up forever and most of you will crash and burn with it

[Anonymous No.55438959]

450 SPY

[Anonymous No.55438977]

>>55438522
Are these posts bullish or bearish?
You've been spamming this for months.
Buying UVXY since the sleeping tigers flew over your house would net you (-69%) now.

[Anonymous No.55438998]

>the average mumu's ITT are barely legal teenagers with 4 fig folios

[Anonymous No.55439002]

I'm thinking of selling my AMZN positions and taking profits, but I wonder if in the medium term the company has more dumb undeserved upside...

>>55438926
Please use kinder language when you speak in my presence. Maitrī, loving-kindness, under GOD.

[Anonymous No.55439012]

>>55438959
>he fucked us twice
based Biden just can't stop winning

[Anonymous No.55439022]

>THE ENERGY DEPARTMENT SAID IN AN EMAIL FRIDAY THAT THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION INTENDS TO ISSUE A SOLICITATION NEXT WEEK TO REPURCHASE OIL FOR THE STRATEGIC PETROLEUM RESERVE.
Oilbros... it's happening, the Oil is gonna get slurped

[Anonymous No.55439028]

i'm just about ready to sell

[Anonymous No.55439035]

>>55438959
Delicious salt

[Anonymous No.55439036]

>>55439022
muh brappygas should also be slurped
I want to see 5$ natgas

[Anonymous No.55439038]

>>55438452
kino chinese yard work

[Anonymous No.55439039]

>>55438998
If i saw you on the street i'd still help you out even with only 1k

[Anonymous No.55439082]

>>55438998
Me? I'm a 30-year-old crab chad. Line goes up, line goes down, simple as.

[Anonymous No.55439088]

>>55438253
My guy the crash already happened in 2022 all you had to do was not sell for measly year year and a half and boom you're back on track it's probably going to happen again within 5 years.

If the usurious capitalist system can't even handle a few extra bozos making money instead of an exclusive plutocracy based in New York then that's a bigger indictment than anything in 1929 or 2008, which is the implication in every institutional report of every upward wealth transfer since the depression. You dared to access the levers of wealth generation that are the exclusive right of we the ruling class and shame on you, that will be your entire life savings plus tip. If that were to crash such a system then it should crash.

[SKYT to 100 by 2025 No.55439089]

Fuck the jannies and fuck you niggers.

Just got off my 3 day ban and now im here to tell you all to fuck off because I did indeed by skyt at the bottom and have made $10k in the last three days.

The faggot jannies lost you 3 days of my shilling that would have made you a shitload of dough. Fucking faggot jannies can suck my cock

[Anonymous No.55439096]

>>55439082
>average joe
all I need is a container of coffee, what do I know?

[Anonymous No.55439098]

>>55439089
take it in stride. If you aren't getting banned regularly you aren't shitposting hard enough

[Anonymous No.55439099]

>>55439088
Whoa!
Cool it with the antisemitism, buddy!

[Anonymous No.55439107]

>>55439089
Nice, man. I just made $27k in SPY calls. A feeding frenzy is here despite the resentful bears. Just be in it for a good time, not a long time.

[SKYT to 100 by 2025 No.55439109]

>>55439098
Thanks anon. Are you as excited as I am for SKYT to hit $20 in August?

Captcha: W4RP8

[Anonymous No.55439115]

>>55439022
Watch it be some bullshit like "Up to 2 million barrels. And as soon as 2025!"

[SKYT to 100 by 2025 No.55439117]

>>55439107
Thanks bro and nice win! Its a wash on sky calls and puts for me at the moment but if we keep going up to 470 by mid august ill have #madeit

[Anonymous No.55439136]

Is it time to start shorting SBUX?
With the number of homeless schizos in the world only going up... SBUX stores are becoming essentially uninhabitable. SBUX doesn't have enough non-store business to be a sustainable business. I like their espresso cans, but I doubt that's enough revenue

[Anonymous No.55439141]

Bogleheads, what do you do on days like today when the market pumps? I’m supposed to buy today but feel sad it’s pumping

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55439156]

Have a good 4th of July everybody. See ya next week.

[Anonymous No.55439157]

>>55439141
Remind yourself that it'll continue to pump more. Likely even Monday.

Remember: We've had like 20% inflation since the last all-time highs. So even if companies made zero progress or improvements since the start of 2022...

[Anonymous No.55439167]

>>55439141
buy on sale days, they happen every week.

[Anonymous No.55439170]

>>55439157
I also have a big losing SQQQ position so I should just stop being a pussy and balance it out with my Voo

[Anonymous No.55439173]

>>55439156
ok man

[Anonymous No.55439185]

>>55439141
its fine if you want to wait a few days but I usually just make myself buy. It could go up tomorrow you never know

[Anonymous No.55439194]

>>55439170
Flow like water. If you wouldn't buy into your position (winning or losing), don't hold it.

[Anonymous No.55439200]

>>55439117
I actually encountered a busty latina milf like that on my shift at home depot. My god I thought her tits would explode ouuta her bra and smack me in the face when I helped load pavement bricks into her car.

[Anonymous No.55439202]

>>55439200
You keep talking about this one busty Latina, Home Depot anon. Why don't you make a move?

[Anonymous No.55439209]

>>55439200
>I thought her tits would explode ouuta her bra and smack me in the face
I hope they do next time anon

[Anonymous No.55439213]

Apologize

[Anonymous No.55439217]

>>55439202
>have autism
>family history of depression, celiac disease, dementia, etc.
>white dude already have grey hair in 30's
>too poor

cuz reasons...

[Anonymous No.55439229]

>>55439194
I think I’m too much of a coward. I was very confident we’d double dip with another big rip down, but my mind says it’s not happening for a long time. My gut says the short will cash out, so I’m not sure

[Anonymous No.55439233]

last chance to buy tesla before sunday delivery numbers take it to the moon
you will not listen

[Anonymous No.55439236]

>>55438198
Tge Supreme Court voted against forgiving student loan debt. Is this bullish for SOFI

[Anonymous No.55439237]

>>55439213
No, u

[Anonymous No.55439238]

Tuesday is going to be so boring

[Anonymous No.55439244]

>>55439233
I thought they were piling up in lots and shit?

[Anonymous No.55439251]

>>55439233
actually it's the opposite

[Anonymous No.55439253]

>>55439236
Look at the schizo price action this morning around 10:30: https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/sofi?mod=search_symbol

[Anonymous No.55439257]

>>55439141
You simply just keep buying your monthly amount because the long term capital appreciation with index funds is superior to timing the market.

[Anonymous No.55439265]

>>55439253
That could be a bunch of algos "selling the news". I feel as if we saw similar prices action with CCL a couple days back. Call me a tard but I'm going for some SOFI calls

[Anonymous No.55439272]

[Anonymous No.55439277]

>>55438506
What is the 650k in? Fucking retard you can make 33,000 a year risk free if you put that money in a money market making 5.05%

[Anonymous No.55439280]

>>55439244
>>55439251
>china deliveries confirmed to break records
>australia literally out of stock
>europe just keeps getting stronger and stronger each quarter
>consumer spending and stuff still doing well even with high rates since people still have money to spend
>only way it could fail is if US numbers completely contradict every other indicator
you will not listen
you never do
easiest +10-15% in a day

[Anonymous No.55439283]

>>55439265
Algos are in the first seconds and minutes after a headline. The following minutes and hours are meatbags processing the news.

[Anonymous No.55439284]

>>55438198
Last chance to buy COIN before the gap up Tuesday as BTC moves past 30k

[Anonymous No.55439299]

>>55439277
That actually does have risk, namely inflation. This isn't like the 80s where Boomers got risk-free returns lol

[Anonymous No.55439308]

>>55439283
>
lol, it's all algos. just look how they act on full hours switching.

[Anonymous No.55439310]

>>55438240
2 figure bros where we at?

[Anonymous No.55439313]

>>55439310
why are the most retarded accounts always robinhood

[Anonymous No.55439315]

Shit... I've gained four full months of runway in June. I can quit and neet until November 2027 if I want to
wagmi

[Anonymous No.55439320]

>>55439308
Please be more coherent, ESL, but remember that humans program algos. Then once they have time to read entire SCOTUS opinions, digest the market reaction, and consider how SOFI will act going forward, they reprogram the algos.

[Anonymous No.55439330]

sell while you can

[Anonymous No.55439335]

>>55439313

[Anonymous No.55439339]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55439344]

>>55439320
>SOFI
Lol

[Anonymous No.55439346]

>>55439330
>sell while you can
Why? It's a new bull market S&P 6,000 Nasdaq 20,000 EOY. Vix is low so zero risk. Rates don't matter so a hawkish Fed doesn't matter. The economy is weakening but a weak economy is good for stocks

[Anonymous No.55439347]

>>55439339
Account's so flat, Biden's sniffing its hair. Fuck the SEC.

[Anonymous No.55439348]

>>55439335
This image makes me nauseous

[Anonymous No.55439351]

See that big red candle?
It's over for mumu niggers.

[Anonymous No.55439354]

>>55439344
Yes, we were talking about SOFI. Read the thread, moron.

[Anonymous No.55439373]

>>55439354
I see. No, I don't want to read everything til the start back, thanks.

[Anonymous No.55439384]

>>55439339
Made $500 on the 200 shares I had kept. Closed everything and holding USD over the weekend

[Anonymous No.55439400]

>>55438646
>>55438662
>>55438673
>>55438687
I held if you guys want to know what to short on Monday

[Anonymous No.55439404]

>>55439339
-3%

[Anonymous No.55439413]

>>55439213
I will not

[Anonymous No.55439419]

>>55439339
>0.69%

[Anonymous No.55439423]

>>55439346
Market can dump hard when vix is low. Means people aren't hedged. Either nobody is worried about anything or they're ready to sell and roll into bonds. Depends if people are worried about literally nobody paying on the 2 trillion student loan debt when banks missed the backdoor bailout today

[Anonymous No.55439426]

So, looks like old man is going to try to pass his debt relief one way or the other.
Will be fun to watch

[Anonymous No.55439431]

Technical indicators on the SPX weekly chart are still not in overbought range. The bullish trend will likely continue next week as long as market events stay positive.

[Anonymous No.55439434]

>>55439423
>about literally nobody paying on the 2 trillion student loan debt
Isn't Biden going to challenge the supreme court's ruling? I thought he could just give an executive order to forgive the debt

[Anonymous No.55439450]

>>55439157
The fact that the market stayed flat during insane levels of inflation was the crash.

[Anonymous No.55439456]

>>55439280
Yea except its probably already priced in because its been reported on, i think sell the news.

[Anonymous No.55439461]

>>55439434

[Anonymous No.55439464]

>>55439339
slow and steady...

[Anonymous No.55439466]

>>55439284
Btc is passing 30k again?

[Anonymous No.55439474]

>>55439466
BTC is NDX on crack. It was up like 80% YOY
Of course it also halves in value every few years then crabs for a couple more, but that's what you get

[Anonymous No.55439475]

>>55439310
I think youd be more comfortable at reddit. How did you nuke 55% of your account in 1 day?

[Anonymous No.55439478]

>>55438198
How did everyone's day go?

[Anonymous No.55439479]

>>55439434
Lol no Biden can’t do shit

[Anonymous No.55439491]

Etsy is becoming severely undervalued. We're trading at 1,5x 2019 prices, though the revenue and net income have gone 3x. I might slurp some soon

[Anonymous No.55439494]

Bros I'm 80% down on my fucking carnival puts. What the actual fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.55439509]

Doomers eternally BTFO

The crash is NEVER going to happen

[Anonymous No.55439510]

>>55439479
Im up 1.8% for the day. But yesterday i got banged pretty hard for 4%

[Anonymous No.55439565]

>>55439339
-5.1%
Fucking oil shitcos

[Anonymous No.55439580]

Fake glownigger market.

[Anonymous No.55439590]

the fee for buying options is insane. feels like robbery even.

[Anonymous No.55439599]

>>55439434
>I thought he could just give an executive order to forgive the debt
I don't think something like this can be done via EO.

[Anonymous No.55439606]

>>55439590
Try selling them, you're understand why the premium is so high

[Anonymous No.55439613]

>>55439339

[Anonymous No.55439617]

>>55439613
What happened Nonny?

[Anonymous No.55439622]

>>55439617
greed

[Anonymous No.55439633]

>>55439613
Imagine losing a years salary

[Anonymous No.55439635]

>>55439479
>>55439599
Not legally, but he can absolutely do some fait accompli shit. What, the Supreme Court's gonna send a mean letter? Some House committee will try to subpoena him? Once it's zeroed out in the DoE's servers that's it.

[Anonymous No.55439643]

>>55439475
Shorting SPY

[Anonymous No.55439649]

>>55439494
People are having a great time, having overcome a pandemic *and* inflation, and you wanted to short something called "Carnival"?

[Anonymous No.55439683]

>>55439565
Should've gone with offshore chads.
>*laughs in TDW and VAL*

[Anonymous No.55439761]

Reminder to never go short
If you want to bet against the market, you can hold some cash

[Anonymous No.55439791]

>all the major indicies perfectly flat

that makes me really nervous. what the fuck was that price action today? this only spells ill for next week

[Anonymous No.55439799]

>merit based system back
>biden student loan rejected

oh man i feel sorry for all those biden voters lmao

[Anonymous No.55439809]

My investment strategy can basically be described as USA STRONK

[Anonymous No.55439827]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55439841]

>>55439809
The fact that you glowniggers have to shill this hard is extremely bearish. You're trying to hide something.

[Anonymous No.55439846]

>>55439761
great advice

[Anonymous No.55439903]

I dont know why but im glad student loans arent forgiven, I guess it makes me feel like I have an advantage over my peers

[Anonymous No.55439911]

>>55439613
Average 0DTE trader. Just dont do it again and it's a cheap lesson.

[Anonymous No.55439917]

>>55439903
For me it's just the fact that I really don't think we need half a trillion dollars of additional debt on top of everything else going on right now. If the country didn't just blow its fucking ass on debt in the last few years I'd feel differently, but right now we need to fucking reduce spending a bit.

[Anonymous No.55439920]

>>55439491
Actually a good find. I assumed etsy was negative cash flow but they have positive net income what the hell

[Anonymous No.55439922]

Good day today. :)
I have an additional $100k in another boomer investment account and $60k in savings.
I think it might be time for me to take a few months off of work and travel.

[Anonymous No.55439938]

Oil "Baron" here, just hoping and coping

I feel like a GME baggie looking for secret signs and hopium

[Anonymous No.55439959]

>>55439911
losing 99% of my net worth at 24 doesnt feel very cheap but i get what you mean, i learned that i just need to put everything into large cap growth etfs and some of my own blue chip stock picks and wait 20 years rather than try to gamble for shortcuts

[Anonymous No.55439965]

The pumping will continue until every bear is reduced to ash

[Anonymous No.55439966]

>>55439277
80% VTSAX, the rest is divided between MO, VDE, WPC, WFC, CXW, and BABA.

[Anonymous No.55439970]

>>55438198
Is this the best meme image /smg/ has created?

[Anonymous No.55439982]

>>55439965
samefag

[Anonymous No.55439994]

Looks like a good family. I should invest in their bank!

[Anonymous No.55440023]

>>55438198
BULL MARKET IS IN

[Anonymous No.55440025]

>>55439922
>6 fig 401k
pfft
Whos gonna tell him?

[Anonymous No.55440031]

>>55440023
wow you can afford to buy a big mac now

[Anonymous No.55440065]

>>55439959 you've had your first bad day in either gambled with options without really knowing what you were doing or Panic sold and you can hide in dividends and blue chips you can put yourself in the corner until you can tell yourself that you've learned your lesson but everyone else is going to keep making money and there you'll be at your 5% per year with your 10K savings

[Anonymous No.55440077]

>>55439633
Imagine making 30k/yr yikes.

[Anonymous No.55440088]

>>55439491
Look, Etsy and it's market aren't looking good. Even if the cash flow is actually good it's a dirty secret that I personally understand. I'm constantly buying boutique shit while everyone complains how broke they are. The difference is Amazon browsing is considered socially acceptable as a meme while Etsy is considered a luxury somehow because I guess they don't do free shipping idk.

But yeah it's definitely overlooked and it's all perception of Etsy as a business. I just don't think it'll see significant stock aping inning until the general perception of the shitty little middle.class consumer is "good" again.

[Anonymous No.55440095]

>>55440065
losing 30k over the course of 3 years of the easiest bull run in history wasnt really just one bad day, but i do intend to use like 90+% of my new portfolio for the boomer blue chips and 10% max for options but i'll sell the second im happy with percentages now rather than hold on with greed

[Anonymous No.55440098]

>>55440077
Well he could be making a $100,000 salary but after taxes and monthly expenses, his take home savings is 30,000. so he could still have lost a years worth of savings. Most people only save a percentage of their total pre-tax salary.

[Anonymous No.55440128]

I'm not completely heemed but I've accepted that after the next leg down I may have to close my shorts at a 25% loss and move on lulz.

[Anonymous No.55440130]

>>55440098
Nice mental hurdles.

[Anonymous No.55440148]

I made money this month

[Anonymous No.55440161]

>>55440130

most people making 100k cannot save 30k cash every year

[Anonymous No.55440187]

>>55440161
I've saved $45k this year. Add in returns and I've added $93k to my net worth in 6 months

[Anonymous No.55440189]

>>55440161
I'm going to be able to do that easy. I've gone years living on below 20k a year.

[Anonymous No.55440204]

>>55440187
nice job getting 100% returns. That takes a lot of risk and doesn't happen routinely without taking a loss

[Anonymous No.55440209]

>>55439413
kek

[Anonymous No.55440211]

>>55440187
Its been a good bull run.

[Anonymous No.55440232]

>>55440204
Lol, I didn't make 100% returns
I started the year with $200k

[Anonymous No.55440259]

>>55440025
W-what?

[Anonymous No.55440262]

>>55439841
Post shorts

It's all talk unless money is on the line

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55440292]

>>55440161
>>55440189
at 100k per year, you’re basically only getting 50k post-tax.
if you live off 20k, that only leaves you 30k
>easy
>I've gone years living on
sounds like you’re not *currently* living on 20k per year, so you would currently *not* be saving 30k off a 100k income, you silly nigger

[Anonymous No.55440296]

White schoolshooter bros, when is the DWAC going to moon?

[Anonymous No.55440307]

>>55440262
You first you fucking NAFO glownigger.

[Anonymous No.55440371]

>>55440292
>at 100k per year, you’re basically only getting 50k post-tax.
More like 80k.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55440427]

>>55440307
Boboid are you ok, are you ok boboid? SPX new all time high by August, 6000 EOY.

[Anonymous No.55440460]

>>55440427
They're really losing it kek

[Anonymous No.55440466]

>>55440427
It's coming, and there's nothing you glowniggers can do to stop it. You did this to yourselves.

[Anonymous No.55440470]

It's over for Bobos
(again)

[putsRnotDaWae No.55440479]

>>55440466
>2 more weeks
Kek, you chuds consistently lose. The "crash" will happen in like 2028 and the bottom will be higher than the current market.

[Anonymous No.55440486]

Fellas I never order delivery but I'm feeling tempted to order some delivery. I've eaten very cheaply this week and so I dont feel bad about it.
What should I eat? Pizza? Indian? Chinese?

[Anonymous No.55440495]

Why is Citi always so pathetic? Who the fuck would buy C?

[Anonymous No.55440507]

>>55440479
The yield curve *will* uninvert. The market *will* crash. Biden *will* be removed from office. The FBI *will* be prosecuted. All of you glownigger shills *will* pay for subverting American democracy.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55440524]

>>55440507
>Muh yield curve
If it was that simple to time the market every boomer would be a billionaire from compounding gains while avoiding every significant draw down.

[Anonymous No.55440528]

>>55440466
how long have we been warning you? since at least march.

[Anonymous No.55440533]

>AMD
>NVDA

[Anonymous No.55440546]

>>55440524
They don't because every time fucktards like you say "this time will be different" and ignore the inversion. Yields have never been this inverted relative to long term interest rates. This is the kind of inversion that will have angry crowds rounding up NAFO glowniggers with torches and pitchforks

[Anonymous No.55440552]

Baking.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55440561]

>>55440546
>They don't because every time fucktards like you say "this time will be different" and ignore the inversion
Nobody does that, nobody says that, nobody looks like that. Cool gaslighting attempt, bobo.

[Anonymous No.55440562]

>>55439994
last time i bother with speculative "sure thing" plays. that 30B investment and "domino that can't be allowed to fall" was fucking bullshit. lost $6k on that shit. it's cool, though. jamie dimon might be rich but he's gonna burn in hell after he dies and i'll be up in heaven laughing.

[Anonymous No.55440573]

>>55440561
And I quote:

>>55440524
>>Muh yield curve
>If it was that simple to time the market every boomer would be a billionaire from

[Anonymous No.55440580]

>>55440546
I think the yield curve is different this time, it not intense buying pressure on long term t-bills causing the yields to invert,indicating a flee to safety, its about absence of buyers for short term t-bills, since foreign buyers aren't buying as much due to dedollarization.
New paradigm

[Anonymous No.55440593]

>>55440580
Which is why jerome is draining the reverse repo to buy them. He admitted it to congress last week.

[Anonymous No.55440602]

>>55440580
I've heard it a million times. Investment bankers were telling me in 2019 that their firms thought the yield curve inversion at the time would be different too. And then it fucking predicted covid like over half a year before it started.

[Anonymous No.55440603]

>>55440573
Show positions. Put your money where your mouth is. Everything else is just bullshit anonymous shitposting. You're all a bunch of lying faggots who won't put money on the line to prove your beliefs. You should be ashamed of yourselves. It shouldn't matter what other people do, show YOUR position if you want to make a point. "I believe the yield curve matters ergo here is my $100k position to prove it" you fucking bitch. You won't. No balls. Zero balls. You are a woman.

[Anonymous No.55440623]

>>55440603
I not giving you anything when there are literal confirmed state-sponsored information warfare employees in this thread. Cope.

[Anonymous No.55440626]

>>55438198
if the stock for an extremely popular and well known company goes to 0, you should buy it right because its gonna get raped by VCs and whatnot, like Carvana, right???? provide answer and i provide ticker

[Anonymous No.55440633]

>>55440623
You fucking wish feds were in here, you're just short and it shows.

[Anonymous No.55440638]

>>55440593
To buy short term t-bills?
Why?
For what possible purpose would he do that?

[Anonymous No.55440642]

>>55440633
Look at all the 1PBTIDs posting vapid pro-Biden bullshit, faggot.

[Anonymous No.55440664]

>>55440642
the speed at which jannies ban here i'm surprised everyone isn't only 1 post.

[Anonymous No.55440686]

>>55440638
Dollar supremacy over everything. Extra treasury supply creates it's own demand, currently jerome is that demand. Look at the ticker bil, even not trading parking all cash there nets you guranteed 5% in one year, and that only goes down at the first cut. How would you like +5% on the current reverse repo level of 2 trillion? seems like a fair trade for me.

[Anonymous No.55440695]

>>55440623
Point.

Proven.

[Anonymous No.55440724]

>>55440695
What, you want me to say some bullshit like the shared "putsRnotDaWae" shill persona?
>I hold chainlink and ARKK XXXXDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.55440736]

>>55440623
The swedecuck is logging IPs as we speak.

[Anonymous No.55440752]

>>55440724
*ahem*

>What, you want me to say some bullshit like the shared "putsRnotDaWae" shill persona?
>>I hold chainlink and ARKK XXXXDDDDDDD

>Show positions. Put your money where your mouth is. Everything else is just bullshit anonymous shitposting. You're all a bunch of lying faggots who won't put money on the line to prove your beliefs. You should be ashamed of yourselves. It shouldn't matter what other people do, show YOUR position if you want to make a point. "I believe the yield curve matters ergo here is my $100k position to prove it" you fucking bitch. You won't. No balls. Zero balls. You are a woman.

Point? That's right. Proven. 100% guaranteed you're a bitch who hides behind being anon. Just give up already, this thread is almost over, you can slink away in defeat now like the pathetic bitch you are. You've already proved this beyond a shadow of a doubt. There's nothing more to say.

The fun part is you are the only one who will always remember you're a little bitch. Even though you're anonymous, you know you couldn't defend yourself and had to slink away in shame. Pathetic.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55440789]

>>55440724
Cope and seethe bobo, how down are your shorts?

[Anonymous No.55440810]

AHHHH I WANT TO HAVE MONEY FROM STOCKS SO THAT I CAN HAVE A NICE ENOUGH CAR AND PENTHOUSE SO THAT I CAN HAVE SEX WITH WOMEN WHO ARE HOT AND DONT MAKE ME HAVE TO TEXT FOR A WHOLE WEEK WITH THEM BEFORE MEETING UP I JUST WANT SEXXXX AND MONEY FROM STOCKS T OHAVE THE SEXXXXXX

[Anonymous No.55440818]

>>55440752
>>55440789
Yes, you are all wrong. You glowniggers are wrong about the yield curve in 2023 just like the investment bankers I spoke to were wrong about it in 2019.

[Anonymous No.55440844]

How do we turn the stock market back to nothing?

[Anonymous No.55440862]

Sex.
Sex.
Sex.
Sexo.
Sexo.
Cummies.

[Anonymous No.55440866]

>>55440789
At least they haven't capitulated yet. But maybe they had to today hence the extra cope.

[Anonymous No.55440882]

>>55440862
>Sex.
>Sex.
>Sex.
>Sexo.
>Sexo.
>Cummies.

/smg/ - sex memes general

[Anonymous No.55440883]

so salty bobos. just buy some SOXL and take a few weeks off. shits not going to zero at open. when it happens you will have time to open shorts.

[Anonymous No.55440893]

>>55440883
>just buy some SOXL

[Anonymous No.55440904]

Yield curve inversion being an accurate predictor of recessions is a direct consequence of the efficient market hypothesis. The laws of economics don't just say that there will be a crash, they say that there *has* to be a crash.

[Anonymous No.55440914]

>>55440893
up 7.6% and I even got in late because I was a retard holding spy puts. if spy shits itself I will have plenty of time to get my puts back.

[Anonymous No.55440926]

>>55440914
Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.

[Anonymous No.55440931]

>>55440926
i'm up 115% this year on only SOXL
how's your portfolio doing?
tell me your P/L.

[Anonymous No.55440940]

>>55440926
>you have to choose a side, pick one position, and hold it forever
retard.

[Anonymous No.55440947]

>>55440931
>i'm up 115% this year on only SOXL
Wait what? Your entire portfolio is concentrated in SOXL (with SPY puts as hedge?) And you're bragging about this? What is your sharpe/sortino lmfao

[Anonymous No.55440953]

>>55440947
i don't have any hedge. 100% SOXL.
Tell Me Your P/L This Year.

[Anonymous No.55440960]

>>55440953
I Am 100% In NVDA. My P/L This Year Is 432%. I Am A Smarter Investor Than You. You Need To Up Your Risk Tolerance. Go 6x Leverage And Pay Credit Card Fees. You Are Too Much Of A Pussy To Leverage Harder In More Dogshit Pumps.

[Anonymous No.55440962]

Why Won't He Tell Me His P/L. Lol.

[Anonymous No.55440973]

>>55440686
>Dollar supremacy over everything
I thought the Saudis were going to stop trading oil in US Dollars (which is really bad for dollar supremacy)?

[Anonymous No.55440986]

The sold off my OXY right before close. I am calling the disfigured anime police and reporting this tragedy. Fucking option niggers and niggers afraid to hold over a weekend, just niggers all around.

[Anonymous No.55440990]

If there isn't a crash then the entire market is mispriced.

[Anonymous No.55440993]

>>55440990
unironically agree

[Anonymous No.55441009]

>>55440990
Okay bearchud keep buying the put spreads on SPY I sell

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55441029]

>>55440371
you forgot the taxes part, you dumb nigger
you gotta make 200k to have 100k post-tax

[Anonymous No.55441046]

>>55440960
You're such a fucking liar

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55441045]

>>55440986
oh man, I gotta learn how to self-host those image AI thingies so that I can make some dank ass loli pics

[Anonymous No.55441047]

And with this bump, I condemn this thread to die. Requiesce in pace.
Better get to baking anon, the oven's hot.

[Anonymous No.55441065]

>>55440844
It all began with a bunch of old fools.

[Anonymous No.55441096]

sers why and what are we baking

[Anonymous No.55441136]

>>55438452
when I was in Hanoi, there was a woman selling these types of frogs on the street. She was very attractive, so I tried talking to her. It didn't go anywhere and she seemed uncomfortable, so I left. Too bad she didn't reciprocate. She could've been selling me kisses every morning in a penthouse instead

[Anonymous No.55441137]

>>55438959
go back

[Anonymous No.55441144]

Just got a new keyboard and can barely type it's joever. I will see you in a year to shitpost more about the market

[Anonymous No.55441165]

im so sick of missing the rallys and so scared of getting in right before The Crash. The market will go on for 10 years and then ill give up finally and give up, then it will crash.

[Anonymous No.55441195]

>>55441165
Just stop trying to time things perfectly, learn some fundamental analysis to get a grasp on what is relatively fair value and then buy in at those levels. You will never time the bottom, but time in always beats time out. Bear markets are short and violent so you gotta be fast on the trigger

[Anonymous No.55441202]

I guess all of our bakers have been en-heemed

[Anonymous No.55441207]

>>55441136
>some greasy autist weeb stutters his way through a conversation with an uncomfortable Asian women
Kek sounds like /smg/ to me.

[Anonymous No.55441251]

>>55441207
I was a little sweaty, but everyone is when it's 32 degrees

[Anonymous No.55441265]

>>55441251
Not prince andrew

[Anonymous No.55441476]

Things I've been hearing lately:
>fundamentals don't matter anymore bro
>nothing can stop this market
>AI will change everything
>the fed will pivot
>the fed doesn't need to pivot because the economy is strong
>dude the economy is so strong that 5% rates do nothing
>dude the fed is gonna pivot because of how weak the economy is getting
>the economy is booming
>lmao who cares about rates NVDA is going to 1000

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55441478]

where’s the fucking new bake???

[Anonymous No.55441512]

aight, ill bake

[Anonymous No.55441520]

alright. here we go.

>>55441517
>>55441517
>>55441517
>>55441517

>>55441512
2 l88

[Anonymous No.55441522]

>>55441478
how much are you making from YouTube

[Anonymous No.55441530]

>>55441520
thank God.

[Anonymous No.55441671]

>>55441476

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55441883]

>>55441522
a whole fucking dollar per day.