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>Tell me about yourself

>> No.55428190

(h)kv until 23, now married with children and about 300k in crypto, people hate me, lost all friends i ever had, new people avoid me

>> No.55428193

>>55428177
I'm black

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>>55428177
>im tyler he/him i have a lab named cookie that my gf adopted and we love watching true crime docs. This weekend I went hiking but man that weather sure was nasty! Afterwards we had to take a dip at the pool and have a couple brewskis haha. Have you seen that new show Platonic with seth rogan? It's soo funny

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>>55428177
I haven't had sex in 2148 days.

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>no

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>>55428177
Me? I'm like you. I put my pants on one leg at a time. When I turned 18, I entered into my state school where I eventually completed my four year degree in CS, like yourself. I've only managed the STANDARD MINIMUM AVERAGE of about 240k TC (about 20k/month TC) with my salary. I know some people already at 500-600k but I know most people get to 350-400k supper easily after just a few years. Holding firm you know. Just sitting on middle class living for now and looking at getting a home (average one at about 400k with 7-8% interest and 5% down). But nothing else all that interesting. Mostly just a working man.

>> No.55430747

>>55428177

What do you want to know?

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55430767

>I'm a big guy

>> No.55430798

>>55428177
just another dumb nigger trying to make easy money. Same as everyone else.

>> No.55430817

>>55428177
I’m tall, dark, handsome, and stupid

>> No.55430837

>>55428177
I only want this job for money.

>> No.55430862

>>55428177
I made 100k off dog bonk in 2021 and invested in music gear and am now learning how to produce music, aka playing vidya while smoking a lot of weed and drinking. I also bought a cheap trailer and live mortgage free while surviving on neet bucks while I pursue my "passions".

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55430914

I'm a goyim who knows he's a goyim.

>> No.55430978

I live in the American Gardens Building on West 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

>> No.55431079

I'd prefer not to

>> No.55431107

>>55431079
Gay

>> No.55431140

>>55431079
ok bartleby

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>>55428177
Im a 24 y/o biz student from argentina. Lurking biz since 2020, hugely bullish on VINU and completely tired as fuck from the local politics.
Currently working overseas as a CM for some brasilian tech companies that pay in usd

>> No.55431213

>26 y/o kv
>~80k NW
>66k/yr salary
>never moved out of home
>listen to music all day while I WFH
>hopelessly depressed about having to wage
>always tired and fall asleep on the couch, especially after the 2 days per week I have to commute into the office
>currently have not ejaculated in 17 days, trying to break my porn addiction

>> No.55431360

>>55429923
>I put my pants on one leg at a time
Ngmi