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55427423 No.55427423 [Reply] [Original]

HBARIANS! we buzzin fr fr no cap! the new elites will rise from the ashes... sometime..

>> No.55427489

wow 80 tps!
that's like 4x the eth network!

>> No.55427577

>>55427489
uhm sir! 4k on testnet

>> No.55427590

Daily reminder that 99.99% of these """txs""" are consensus messages.

>> No.55427698

>>55427590
cope. where are solana, cardanao, eth, bitcoin, matic's thousands of consensus messages then huh?

>> No.55427707

>>55427577
uhm sir! you shouldn't be celebrating the 4k on the test.
you should be agonizing over the lost 1.5k on the main.

>> No.55427710

>>55427698
Those have actual real usage unlike Hedera and its fake stats.

>> No.55427739

>>55427707
uhm chud! those testnet txns are going to the mainnet anytime now.

>> No.55427795

>>55427710
Weak bait cope harder

>> No.55427812

>>55427590
HBar foundation paid me to spend hours moving HBAR from one wallet to another, over and over again.

>> No.55428018

>>55427812
Weak.
They would use bots.

>> No.55428090
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>>55428018

>> No.55428151

>>55428090
this is a meme image that has been used for every coin to date.
If people fall for it, they would never have bought hbar in the first place for anything other than meme reasons.

>> No.55428182

>>55428018
Nah, their bots are shit and break down almost daily. They hire some random Indian technician that owns an electronics shop to fix their bots, but he doesn't work on weekends which is why you generally see the TPS plummet during weekends.
They hired me and some other guys to spam transactions on weekends and other days when the Indian dude isn't available. He is currently sick I believe

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>>55428151
>Meme image
The only one I've seen is for hbar and of course matic

>> No.55428461

>>55428182
>They hired me and some other guys to spam transactions on weekends and other days when the Indian dude isn't available. He is currently sick I believe
You mean Ranjeesh? I work at the same shop as him and can confirm he's not sick.
After "step function" failed, Mance barged in the shop foaming at the mouth one morning. Everyone hid
under their desks. Ranjeet started crying and Mance found him, pulled Ranjeesh out from under his desk, lifiting him by his tie.
>"Sir, please I am needing two more weeks sir. I promise you sir, I will step the functio-
>"YOU CALL THIS A STEP FUNCTION????? I'LL SHOW YOU A STEP FUNCTION
Mance then shoved Rajeesh's mouth onto the corner of his desk and delivered the most brutal curb-stomp I've
ever seen. Poor fucker lost all his front teeth and crawled away crying. Haven't seen him since.
Mance threatened to burn my house down and murder my family unless I found a way to get 1,000 TPS working,
so I made a program that pings the Hashgraph every time Visa makes a transaction. So far no one's noticed, but I live every day in fear.

>> No.55428695

>>55428461
I dunno his name, in one phone call Leemon used 3 different Indian sounding names for the guy, I don't even think Ranjeesh was one of the names. Good thing if Ranjeesh is out the picture for me, thought this was gonna be a small part time gig, but I can make it a full job if I have to spam transactions daily. Donly downside is I get paid in Hbar

>> No.55428847

>>55428151
I get paid daily for posting here.

>> No.55429671
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>>55427423
I get paid for posting here by an undisclosed blockchain consortium that wants the hashgraph technology to fail.

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>>55427423
YAS

>> No.55430894

>>55427423
Ok but why this blockchain doesnt works? what you guys gonna do in a massive bullrun with txs constantly going back and forward every sec?

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>>55427423
Wtf

>> No.55431999

>>55427489
Eth has never done 20 tps lmao

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55432470

>>55427423
>HBARIANS!
cringe

>> No.55432509

>>55427710
>cuckdano
>more usage
kek sure thing baggie

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>>55427423
Not this piece of shit again... Sage