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/smg/ Stock Market General Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Jun 28 19:52:52 2023 No.55422102 [Reply] [Original]

Gookfu's Favorite Food Edition

>Brokers:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tony-dwyer-85313715
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Bogle
https://www.zerodha.com/

>Risk management:
https://www.global-mind.org/gcpdot/
https://www.random.org/
https://www.magic-8ball.com/

>Investments:
https://www.carvana.com/
https://www.etsy.com/market/rare_disney_watches
https://www.instantpot.com/instant-pot-home/
https://www.yachtworld.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3szkFHfr6sA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydYDqZQpim8

>Educational sites:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.hentai-foundry.com/
https://www.instructables.com/
https://www.leetcode.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.astrology.com/us/astrology-calendar-2023.aspx
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2023/jewish/holidays-2023.htm

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>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 19:53:32 2023 No.55422109 First for semen energy

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 19:53:45 2023 No.55422113 >He stirfried

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 19:53:55 2023 No.55422117 >>55422102 shit links, shit market

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Jun 28 19:54:20 2023 No.55422120 >>55422117 I just copied them from the last thread

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 19:54:28 2023 No.55422122 Do you guys want to discuss a couple biotech companies that i think are really shitty and are worth shorting / buying puts on? Or do you just want to talk about trannies and Joe Biden all day long you stupid chuds

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 19:54:51 2023 No.55422126 File: 3.13 MB, 464x464, 1687707235722552.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Baggie included links Holy fuck it's over.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 19:54:57 2023 No.55422127 File: 640 KB, 885x1034, image_2023-06-28_155455978.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What happens to stocks when the USD collapses in a few years?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 19:55:02 2023 No.55422128 File: 511 KB, 640x480, George Cigar.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422113 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 19:55:12 2023 No.55422130 File: 18 KB, 379x401, 1655042123817.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Presents

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 19:55:43 2023 No.55422134 File: 168 KB, 589x558, 1687815720669481.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55421890 Baggot I can't believe you smoke pot. Your gookfu hates it. Here's her Twitter post about it (I follow her we talk often)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 19:55:51 2023 No.55422137 >>55422122 Neither I want to talk about DCA'ing into SPY

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 19:55:58 2023 No.55422139 Micron >Expected EPS: $-1.57 >EPS Actual: $.74

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 19:56:29 2023 No.55422142 >>55422122 i dont want to talk about shorting after your wingstop play killed me in may

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 19:56:52 2023 No.55422147 >>55422137 No that is fucking boring and stupid that's like dirty talking with a girl about missionary sex where you can't make eye contact and have to look at the ceiling

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 19:57:53 2023 No.55422152 >>55422142 What the fuck man i said that WING was a long term short not something you just paperhands and cover after a month i can't believe you did this i warned you about the mango habanero and the vodoo cajun sauce and the lemon pepper.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 19:58:26 2023 No.55422156 No one here bought VIX right lol.. that would suck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 19:59:25 2023 No.55422166 File: 2.08 MB, 404x720, 1682892089978544.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422142 >he trusted the pajeet

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 19:59:34 2023 No.55422167 >>55422156 VIX isn't something you can buy, it's not a company. There are no shares, it's just a calculated number.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 19:59:42 2023 No.55422169 File: 77 KB, 750x350, nhk.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422147 Well I havent been on a date in 5 years and havent had sex since 2010 so I dont really give a FUCK what you think I'm so lonely

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:00:00 2023 No.55422170 File: 180 KB, 1200x1350, __original_drawn_by_neoki_ohae__6150033ddffcae8713e467308d54a102.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:00:02 2023 No.55422171 >>55422122 I don't touch biotech it's too volatile and I don't understand the business

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:00:22 2023 No.55422177 If the last month has taught me anything, it's that I do not understand the price action of financial markets.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:00:22 2023 No.55422176 File: 73 KB, 640x688, 1646854411929.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422102 I hate those glass noodles. I wish you'd used a different pic. >>55422113 Kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:00:27 2023 No.55422179 >>55422127 Who gives a shit? Hopefully we'll all be dead by then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:00:38 2023 No.55422181 File: 2.92 MB, 750x722, 1633799401368.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy fuck I got absolutely CRABBED today

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:00:52 2023 No.55422184 What time is MU earnings

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:01:06 2023 No.55422185 >>55422139 I hope so I'm all in SOXL calls

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:01:34 2023 No.55422188 File: 50 KB, 1280x720, maxresdefault (2).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What energy stocks should I buy? The worlds gonna need a lot more in the future

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:01:37 2023 No.55422189 >>55422184 Right now.

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:01:41 2023 No.55422190
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>>55422170
SHITS FUCKED

IVE LOST ALL MY SHORTING GAINS BECAUSE COINBASE IS FUCKING FUCKING ME

FUUUUUUUUUCK I CANT BELIEVE THIS. I DONT WANT TO COVER I WANT TO ADD HUT THE TREND IS GOING AGAINST ME
FUUCKKKKKKKK

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:01:53 2023 No.55422192 Holy shit what is happening after hours?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:01:55 2023 No.55422195 File: 179 KB, 1527x2048, smb6agipe2ua1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422170 +$523 in cash +1.78% in the fun portfolio +1% all accounts Nice and calm day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:02:01 2023 No.55422196 File: 138 KB, 994x890, 1660939250112737.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ding ding how did you cocksuckers do today?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:02:29 2023 No.55422201 an hour of crab for all the action to happen in the last 30 seconds neato

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:02:41 2023 No.55422205

>>55422171
Okay yeah but sometimes you find really terrible biotech companies that pay a lot of money if you short it or buy puts.

I think CRNX and ARAV are two companies that are going to go down a lot in the coming months. Line go down. A lot.

With ARAV it literally might be a straight zero since they can't do a reverse split to stay alive as the company is currently structured.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:02:44 2023 No.55422206 >>55421539 >>55421554 Well done, gentlemen. Now let's hope they don't Jew you out of your gains by tomorrow's market open.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:03:07 2023 No.55422208 >>55422167 >he doesnt know about Daniel Vix

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:03:42 2023 No.55422212 >>55422169 Have you ever considered that your enjoyment of anime might have something to do with your inability to have sex? Women generally do not like men who watch cartoons.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:04:59 2023 No.55422223 >>55422205 Illiquid. Even If your thesis played out, how would someone make money

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:05:42 2023 No.55422230 File: 26 KB, 331x473, 1382118193528.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422196 >>55422170 Ended +.22%, now up around +.83% TYBMicron

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:05:44 2023 No.55422231 File: 1.16 MB, 296x244, Oof.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >RIDE

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:06:28 2023 No.55422235

>>55422223
CRNX puts are illiquid yeah, I think shorting shares directly is a good idea. ARAV is actually really strange, it's a nano cap but there is massive demand for puts because the company could actually go to zero. ARAV option chain has been pretty liquid, seems to be a lot of interest in those puts.

I highly encourage you to check out ARAV's balance sheet if you want to have a chuckle and think to yourself "wow these guys are mightily fucked"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:06:42 2023 No.55422239 >>55422169 Pretty typical for the average reddit SPY dca'er

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:07:15 2023 No.55422241 File: 201 KB, 2047x535, johndirexionsavedmydayagain.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422208 I haven't met him, but I do know about John Direxion. >>55422170 Ended the day green, and I didn't even have to do anything.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:08:14 2023 No.55422250 File: 63 KB, 868x570, RIDE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422231 Stockholders got taken for a ride, all right

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:08:34 2023 No.55422253 >>55422235 ARAV has a clinical trial result in August should be good

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:08:42 2023 No.55422254 File: 200 KB, 1465x843, 2023-06-28 21.48.32.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"BULL 3X" means 3 times the gains r-righ-ACK SOXL niggers are almost as dumb as UVXY fags

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:09:41 2023 No.55422264 File: 802 KB, 642x744, Smug Elf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422250 >The CEO who sold all of his shares on the 22nd:

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:10:24 2023 No.55422273

>>55422212
I actually dont watch anime basically ever, I've only seen Cowboy Bebop, Samurai Champloo, and Welcome to the NHK.
Chicks like me if they get to know me. I'm decent looking and "cute and goofy". The problem is I dont get out much and I'm emotionally weird. In college I went out with like 6 different girls and I turned them all down after a couple dates because my heart started hurting. Hard to describe.
Not intending to blogpost but I will not be slandered over anime of all things.

I dont like this pullback on DG. >:(

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:10:29 2023 No.55422274 >>55422195 How did you get +$500 in cash

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:10:54 2023 No.55422282 File: 78 KB, 1024x1024, OIG (3).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >VIX sell signal >BP SPX and NASDAQ weekly sell signal

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:11:20 2023 No.55422286
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>>55422253
The ARAV clinical trial catalyst is coming up real soon, yeah. Ovarian cancer 'mid-2023' aka any day or month now and I think like you said the company guided for August.
>should be good
If the company has a bad data readout, ARAV stock price is literally going to ZERO. That is why I think it's worth shorting it.

Even that aside, this company has a Going Concern from auditors aka the auditors are disclosing that the company has no fucking money left. Pic related is ARAV's "Going Concern" from auditors. They are fucked.

ARAV is like a rotting corpse in a closet. That is about to turn into a skeleton. Click. Clack.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:13:02 2023 No.55422295 File: 1.21 MB, 2731x4096, ucj60pxnfvia1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422274 Buying and selling $SPY spreads. I'm too lazy to learn how to trade futures.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:14:56 2023 No.55422304 >>55422212 My wife and I watch anime together constantly cope and seethe faggot. Imagine caring that women, the fucking clowns of gender, might not like something you do.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:15:48 2023 No.55422313 >>55422254 You sound jealous that you didn't buy in during the months-long crab.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:16:16 2023 No.55422322 >>55422304 Lol is your wife a pillow

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:16:29 2023 No.55422324
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The old trendlines overlayed with market crashes got posted in the last /smg/ just before it ended, and other users pointed out it hadn't been updated since september of 2022, I decided to roughly extend it to now with MS paint just to prove the point that posting the market crashes overlaid with the current chart is a dumb thing to do because you only have 3 examples to use from the last 30+ years of yearly charts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:17:30 2023 No.55422329 >>55422322 She got some big pillows nahmeaannnnn?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:18:25 2023 No.55422334 >>55422313 Right now I'm thinking about how can I approximate a 3x daily SOXX using SOXX, then short SOXL to get the SOXL underperformance money. I just checked and my broker pays for shorting SOXL lmao.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:18:32 2023 No.55422335 >>55422329 Yes she is very soft and large and is made of polyester i know watchu mean famalam

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:18:34 2023 No.55422337 >>55422324 that's property of mott capital you can't just edit it

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:18:34 2023 No.55422338
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>>55422324
Additionally whoever posted this chart originally was acting in bad faith, and probably knew that if they posted an updated chart it wouldn't support their thesis that there would be some kind of massive crash starting in january of this year (obviously). Therefore I wasted my time in even doing this because the original poster already knew he was wrong and was just attempting to spread bad feelings and waste time.

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:19:08 2023 No.55422342
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Reminder, don't forget to take some of your gains while the market is at the top and diversify into non-correlated assets (i.e., investments that do not follow or track the stock market).
For me, it's physical trance CDs which have proven to hold their value against inflation and even outperform SPY when properly aggregated into collectible investment-grade tranches.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:19:23 2023 No.55422344 File: 80 KB, 1228x417, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422286 Can you take a look at CLNN for me? let me know what you think. theres been a lot of insider buying but i think these are just from SPAC warrants

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:19:53 2023 No.55422346 >>55422338 >bad faith Anon, I'll let you guess Michael "Mott" Kramer's Early Life...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:19:55 2023 No.55422349 >>55422335 >His body pillow isnt made out of cotton SAD

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:20:07 2023 No.55422353 Oh. He wants me to look at CLNN. CLNN. Okay. But I first want to know what HE thinks. He should tell ME what he thinks of CLNN.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:20:38 2023 No.55422357 File: 39 KB, 350x482, 84442837.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422304 >My wife and I watch anime together constantly cope and seethe faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:20:50 2023 No.55422359 File: 538 KB, 599x428, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422342 for me it's this, or at least it was back in college

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Jun 28 20:21:16 2023 No.55422363 >>55422176 After looking at this pic, i went on amazon and bought a 10 pack of stainless steel chopsticks. they only cost me 12 cents because i had so many amazon gift cards saved up for filling out gallup panel surveys.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:21:23 2023 No.55422364 Let’s talk about CVNA is this going to 50$? The momentum is nonstop

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:21:28 2023 No.55422365

>>55422324
>>55422338
>>55422346
I meant the user who posted this chart from september of 2022 without providing context that the trend line he was presenting had been broken months ago was acting in bad faith, the reason he used such an old chart was because he himself was aware of this fact, but still wanted to post something negative because of general sadness or lack of anything else to do with his free time, think of the effort it would have required him to go back and find a chart old enough to support his thesis, if he was genuinely trying to act as if there was a trend in the market he was trying to present in good faith he would've just posted a current and updated one, since those are always easier to find.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:22:22 2023 No.55422376 >>55422170 down 0.1% today. bagholding gold miners and juniors since 21. been a painful 2 years.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:22:54 2023 No.55422381 >>55422364 probably back to fresh highs soon enough

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:23:42 2023 No.55422387 File: 543 KB, 853x840, 1687037678848005.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422170 I shorted all of it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:24:14 2023 No.55422390 >>55422365 All MottCapital charts are a meme here

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:25:38 2023 No.55422400 >>55422295 I want to spread this bunny.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:26:49 2023 No.55422405 >>55422170 Lost $500 on puts

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:31:25 2023 No.55422444 File: 2.16 MB, 1400x2250, dohshcrgk7ma2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422400 Well, that's how she squats down behind cover

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:33:56 2023 No.55422463 >>55422170 today wasnt great not even good its time for a drink

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:34:23 2023 No.55422466 File: 633 KB, 520x794, Screen Shot 2023-06-28 at 1.33.57 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any /biz/ reading suggestions about objectively great business magnates?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:35:28 2023 No.55422473 >>55422444 God damn, little slut wants it bad.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:36:12 2023 No.55422480 File: 179 KB, 1400x1400, elizabeth-holmes1.0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422466

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:36:27 2023 No.55422484 What is it about CLNN that he wants me to look at. VmLq4yF8 Why won't VmLq4yF8 answer me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:36:36 2023 No.55422487 File: 141 KB, 390x364, 1a0810f0cbb736b7e45979a53bed4a217c551f6919109aa76b21f9ff50f3ef11.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I lost all my money last year and now I don't have any money to trade with

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Jun 28 20:37:35 2023 No.55422494 >>55422444 sometimes my gookfu does this exact pose while we're fucking

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:39:02 2023 No.55422506 File: 63 KB, 690x956, xthnnry3wy1b1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422494 The bunny pose is a powerful pose

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:40:29 2023 No.55422514 >>55422480 >Hand gesture White and powerful.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:41:48 2023 No.55422519 File: 30 KB, 640x640, 1651002118984.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422444 Pussy Stench

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:42:37 2023 No.55422523

MU investors bidding it up on, let's see here... forecasts for -20% gross margins hahaha. WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ADJUSTED REVENUE. WHY ARE THEY BULLSHITTING THEIR INCOME STATEMENTS SO HARD LMFAO

I can't deal with this retardation. no position but this is ridculous

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:43:12 2023 No.55422528 File: 608 KB, 836x562, gammon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BotoxBoomer here with Three. Simple. Steps. that I will confuse you with so that you can be PREPARED for something that is DEFINITELY GOING TO HAPPEN

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:45:00 2023 No.55422542 File: 235 KB, 1280x847, IMG_3457.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422387 All of what?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:45:18 2023 No.55422545 File: 1.13 MB, 564x606, incel origin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:47:40 2023 No.55422564 >>55422545 What proportion of /smg/ looks and acts like webm related? I'd wager about 30% of /smg/ is as unbearably autistic as this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:48:27 2023 No.55422571 >>55422523 but the future...

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:49:15 2023 No.55422578
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>>55422494
Please don't talk about you having sex. The thought of your weird Jewish goblin body crawling up on an innocent women to insert your 3.5 inch schmeckel into them makes me throw up in my mouth a little.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:50:04 2023 No.55422591 >>55422564 >What proportion of /smg/ looks and acts like webm related? probably 60-85%

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:51:19 2023 No.55422604 >>55422571 Yeah, after the future is before the future. (Adjusted after a wise german football saying)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:54:18 2023 No.55422624 Wait, I thought stainless/metal chopsticks were bad because they are too smooth to grip noodles n sheeit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:54:30 2023 No.55422627 >>55422564 I'm not fat, but I am quite autistic

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 20:56:47 2023 No.55422644 >>55422564 It's unironically closer to 90%. The only reason some anons here are married is they married autistic women.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:00:24 2023 No.55422670 >>55422624 This is bullish for timber stocks. Metal chopsticks are OUT, wood are IN

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:01:40 2023 No.55422677 >>55422578 This is a weird thing for you to say Considering you're posting a picture of a woman that gets wedgied by /smg/ users

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Jun 28 21:02:35 2023 No.55422685 >>55422578 >3.5 inch schmeckel I'll have you know I've got a BIG 5 inch cock.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:02:43 2023 No.55422686 STOP REDEEMING THE MICRON SIRS

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:02:56 2023 No.55422690
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>>55422564
You would think me a normie at first glance, I conceal my power level well. If you're abound me long enough though i'm bound to say something antisemitic though.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Jun 28 21:03:36 2023 No.55422692 >>55422624 I guess I know why I get so many pairs for so little...

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:05:19 2023 No.55422701

>>55422564
I'm autistic and pathetic enough that I wouldn't have even attempted whatever the fuck he was trying. I'd basically go into Chart Analysis Mode where I focus on individual candle ticks... not to try and find a pattern for trading, but just to avoid looking like a sperg
If there's no stock charts to look at, I'll analyze the fuck out of a chair or tree instead

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:06:43 2023 No.55422713 >>55422690 Dear God, imagine what the person who saves an image like this on their computer looks like. An anime girl MAGA picture. Just imagine what you must look like. The size. The smell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:07:36 2023 No.55422719 >>55422701 Sounds way more autistic >>55422686 AHAHAAHAH PRICED IN

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:08:26 2023 No.55422724 File: 14 KB, 320x240, 410649414a76097ed554d71e70bcfd86.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Data drop tomorrow and Friday. What's more important?

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Jun 28 21:10:17 2023 No.55422731

>>55422713
Trump was actually the greatest president in my lifetime. His domestic policies, foreign policies, and approach to governing were A+ type shit. Don't tell me you voted for the guy who was taking bribes, and sold are cuntry out for personal gain?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:11:18 2023 No.55422738 File: 3.92 MB, 522x287, 1661875472857362.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422713 I have a wife, a business & a house. Also i'm a tech diver who does rebreather wreck diving & cave diving down in mexico & fl. Hows about you anon?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:11:21 2023 No.55422739 >>55422692 Did you not consult gookfu before this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:11:28 2023 No.55422740 >>55422724 Friday is more important overall, but if the Q1 GDP is revised up above expectations it could send the market up on Thursday.

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Jun 28 21:12:16 2023 No.55422746

>>55422713
>>55422731
The Big Guy who's always saying I need to pay my fair share, but his own son didn't pay his fair share... I mean I get it, you don't pay income taxes on dirty money, but once you launder it so it becomes clean again you're supposed to pay your fair share.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:13:37 2023 No.55422753 >>55422738 Is your wife made of polyester.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Jun 28 21:14:11 2023 No.55422760 >>55422739 It was meant to be a surprise... We have 5 pair of reusable wooden ones, and I was going to just put these in the silverware drawer compartment with the other ones and let her find them on her own.

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:15:01 2023 No.55422764

>>55422731
Everyone seems to think that voting for the rich guy is bad. Politicians always want you to think their just average people. Well fuck that. Average people are greedy, easily bribed and corrupted. Give me a rich guy who isn’t ashamed of it any day. Also buy oil. XOM, SHEL, CVX

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:16:39 2023 No.55422776 File: 15 KB, 206x305, p8944000_e_v8_ab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422740 Exactly what I was thinking.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:18:23 2023 No.55422792 File: 84 KB, 800x600, 1643690342327.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422686 mumbai capital is currently accumulating micron shares, please hold all redemptions

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:18:37 2023 No.55422795 please i have micron 65 calls in the money just wait bobo just wait!! do not short or sell!!!!!!!!!!!! AI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:20:39 2023 No.55422813 >>55422102 Why are my charts showing me that SPY went above 450 today?

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:23:58 2023 No.55422839
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Hmm, proving right yet again.
>MU
HOLY FUCKIN CRAP those hacks once again set the bar so low that they managed to beat. How about we compare their results to the previous year or the year before that? Suddenly not looking so good, don't it?
I absolutely detest this market... which is why I told you guys to load up on MU calls

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:24:10 2023 No.55422841 Where do I find a private equity gf?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:26:19 2023 No.55422859 >>55422841 In a private equity fund

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:26:25 2023 No.55422862 >>55422841 Over in the semen retention general on /x/

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:29:25 2023 No.55422887

>>55422839
>How about we compare their results to the previous year or the year before that? Suddenly not looking so good, don't it?
markets are forward looking and the dram market is inherently cyclical. downturns are always rough but a downturn this big hasn't been seen since 2000-2001. they will bounce back. other than the china ban and recession risk, things dont look that bad. they are extremely liquid.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:30:55 2023 No.55422903 File: 1.03 MB, 1200x618, Screen Shot 2023-06-28 at 2.29.20 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422841 Private members clubs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:32:30 2023 No.55422923 >>55422862 Not the tulpa and succubus generals? >>55422841 As a retail suitor you can only buy SPACks (spastic GFs).

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:32:35 2023 No.55422925 File: 123 KB, 845x850, 18843D49-A982-4F18-A85F-CFDB7F9C0F7C.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] who else slurped $BB earnings

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:37:38 2023 No.55422956 Why does it take so long to get over being sick. I can't afford to not be at peak performance like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:39:02 2023 No.55422972 >>55422956 Nutrition, hydration, sleep, general stress, take your pick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:40:17 2023 No.55422982 >>55422956 How many covid shots do you have? Your immune system is probably fucked

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:40:21 2023 No.55422983 >>55422956 JJ, Moderna, or Pfizer?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:40:41 2023 No.55422990 >>55422923 >the tulpa and succubus generals Good thinking. I'll be a succubus of a successful hedge fund girl

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:44:23 2023 No.55423012 >>55422972 >sleep Probably this, my toddler hasn't been sleeping well either because she's been sick too. >>55422982 1 plus 2 boosters >>55422983 don't remember, other than it wasn't JJ

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:47:18 2023 No.55423032 >>55422956 You’re vaxxed, aren’t you?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:48:12 2023 No.55423038 >>55423012 >Toddler Oh, yeah, kids are germ factories. Can't help that much, but definitely get some sleep and water. This is financial advice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:48:43 2023 No.55423043 >>55422925 me

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:51:04 2023 No.55423064 >>55423012 That sucks, regardless get some rest. There is no substitute. I trade all day and work and some days my brain is fried and I pass out by 8 pm. healthy and unvaxeed also.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:51:20 2023 No.55423066 File: 25 KB, 240x240, Doomer.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why the fuck is MU going down?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 21:57:19 2023 No.55423102 >>55422887 >line go up forever Classic Mumu analysis

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:05:14 2023 No.55423145 The standard and poor 500 is rigged to go up and you bet against it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:09:36 2023 No.55423178 >>55423145 idk man it has poor in the name and that makes it sound like a scam.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:11:30 2023 No.55423193 >>55423102 >Classic Mumu analysis whats your analysis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:19:12 2023 No.55423241 File: 398 KB, 1139x897, IMG_3360.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55423145 When will bobos learn to stop betting against America.

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:29:12 2023 No.55423336

>>55423193
Questioning if I'm looking at the right stuff since it says Q4 2022 was 6 billion revenue? They had 3,75 now. Wait.. it's real..

>Revenue of $3.75 billion versus $3.69 billion for the prior quarter and $8.64 billion for the same period last year

https://investors.micron.com/news-releases/news-release-details/micron-technology-inc-reports-results-third-quarter-fiscal-2023

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:31:44 2023 No.55423361 >>55423336 >>55423193 Fiscal Q3 2018 Highlights Revenues of $7.80 billion, up 40 percent compared with the same period last year They earned double in 2018 and are at a higher price now, LMAO, despite back then this money having way much more worth

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:34:38 2023 No.55423380 File: 254 KB, 655x674, 1650694260267.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] On a fundamentally molecular level... I just do not respect bobos!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:34:44 2023 No.55423383 File: 125 KB, 1201x540, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55423336 >Q4 2022 was 6 billion revenue? They had 3,75 now. Wait.. it's real.. yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:40:43 2023 No.55423431 absolutely bullish, you convinced me.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:48:37 2023 No.55423473 File: 79 KB, 300x300, 1674826970772525.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the market will learn The SPR releases have almost come to an end two more weeks cough cough

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:50:22 2023 No.55423486 >>55423431 >absolutely bullish not really but theres a reason the stock bottomed months ago despite the past 4 earnings being blood red

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:50:28 2023 No.55423487 Imagine buying SPY at these multiples when you could have locked in 10% yield I-bonds last year

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:51:56 2023 No.55423496 File: 1.79 MB, 1280x720, 1687562145257851.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422295 >SPY spreads You ever try XSP (mini SPX) instead? Same price as SPY and it gets 60/40 tax treatment.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:54:46 2023 No.55423521 >>55423473 I don't really see oil going up much, supply and demand seem balanced unless im missing something

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:54:51 2023 No.55423522 >>55423486 Yes, retardation

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:56:25 2023 No.55423535 File: 4 KB, 249x201, 1666661905999710.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SPY is heading back to last week's highs, arent we

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:58:34 2023 No.55423547 >>55423535 I hope so. I will short it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:58:35 2023 No.55423548 >>55423535 This pump happened with Micro earnings. Was this the only event reason for that last minute pump? If so, I don't understand how the whole market rallied because of that disgustingly pitiful earnings report

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 22:59:33 2023 No.55423559 File: 4 KB, 400x262, 1685815579007648.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55423521 lies, the supply and demand balance is built on a house of lies I tell you

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:05:51 2023 No.55423606 >>55423548 Do you think it'll continue to pump throughout the week and next week?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:06:01 2023 No.55423607 >>55423547 You guys deserve to lose money at this point.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:08:29 2023 No.55423625 File: 2.97 MB, 1920x1080, 1681347800888325.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55423535 >SPY is heading back to last week's highs It's heading back to all time highs.

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:10:04 2023 No.55423641

>>55423607
You are the ones deserving it, buying at this point.

>>55423606
This week probably yes, tomorrow I can't tell. Highyl dependent of data. GDP estimate is pretty low, can't imagine GDP to be lower, so it being higher they'll go "GDP HIGHER THAN EXCEPTED; BUY"

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:11:32 2023 No.55423649 People say it will go up but nobody says what it would take to justify it going up

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:15:18 2023 No.55423671 >>55423649 More buyers than sellers

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:15:20 2023 No.55423672 >100% XOM Oil rise now

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:15:27 2023 No.55423674 >>55423649 There is nothing, absolutely nothing. Look at Microns earnings compared to all the years before until 2017. Anybody seriously expecting NVDA to do 11 billion after 7 billion? LOL This day will be brutal

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:17:01 2023 No.55423689 >>55423671 'ponzi scheme' is not an argument.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:24:09 2023 No.55423739 >>55423672 Why not... XOM LEAPS?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:26:23 2023 No.55423756 >>55422190 >LOST ALL MY SHORTING GAINS You deserve it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:31:24 2023 No.55423800 >>55423649 >what it would take to justify it going up a soft landing, which is what the market expects based on price action alone

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:33:31 2023 No.55423812

LOW. HD. Lowes. Home Depot. I need to visit these hardware stores to find something to kill squirrels with. They're eating all my plums. My plums are all ripening as it approaches July.

The squirrels are stealing a lot of them.

Once my granny smith apples ripen in September they're going to eat all of those too.

And when winter arrives. They're going to eat the fucking pomegranate.

I'm going to LOW or HD to start full squirrel genocide.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:34:02 2023 No.55423814 File: 90 KB, 1200x627, Palantir_logo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm thinking about going all in on Palantir November $10 Puts tomorrow. I think this thing is gonna retrace any day now and if it does I'll be rich

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:34:15 2023 No.55423817 File: 1.74 MB, 177x150, 1623598027531.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55423812

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:37:07 2023 No.55423837

>>55423817
You're laughing at me. This year is going to be a blockbuster harvest because we had a super rainy winter. So I was happy. I was looking at all the fruits blossoming on my trees in May and earlier in July.

And now I'm watching those little cunts steal everything. But you're laughing at me?

I am going to catch and flay one of the squirrels and put his body on a pike for display in my garden to ward off the rest of his kind.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:37:08 2023 No.55423838 >>55423814 not a bad idea, this AI pump might not have legs

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:38:17 2023 No.55423848 >>55423649 We’ve printed almost $1 trillion dollars since the debt ceiling was lifted. Where do you think this money is going?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:38:56 2023 No.55423853 >>55423837 did they not teach you how to fry squirrel in idaho or do you need to be from kentucky for that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:39:51 2023 No.55423863 >>55423837 >put his body on a pike for display in my garden to ward off the rest of his kind. do you think that'll work?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:41:58 2023 No.55423878 >>55423853 No in Idahurrr they didn't teach me how to fry squirrel, i don't think thats an Idaho thing. Idaho rednecks cannot into food like Kentucky / Southerner rednecks can. What does Kentucky Fried Squirrel (KFS) taste like?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:42:25 2023 No.55423880 >>55423837 air rifle https://youtu.be/gpxtYTqh9_A?t=162

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:43:03 2023 No.55423885 >>55423837 You need more efficient methods. Birds try to steal all my blueberries, so I put up nets. One single moment of effort and they're all saved. A few birds get caught and die, but who cares?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:44:12 2023 No.55423896 >>55423878 don't know, I have never been brave or polite enough to eat any. I view them like mice and subsequently the idea they might be full of parasites kicks in. But I mean, I have at least seen some in person.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:44:22 2023 No.55423898 File: 3.63 MB, 640x640, 1687984516221228.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55423812 Your plums are gay. Gay boy.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:45:35 2023 No.55423906 >>55423880 https://youtu.be/3Zv3Lcyq1M0

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:46:36 2023 No.55423913

>>55423880
I've always wanted to get a cheeky airgun, they look fun to use when i see others at the range with them. Seems quite utilitarian if you have to deal with an onslaught of squirrels like I do. Theres just waves of them
>>55423885
No i'm thinking crucifying a few squirrels on display in my garden would do the job.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:47:06 2023 No.55423916 >>55423607 >shorting at the all time high deserves to be punished

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:48:51 2023 No.55423930 >>55423913 I wouldn't be so sure. You'd think crucifying some ants would keep them out of your house too, but they just bring an even bigger swarm and carry back those dead bodies for dinner.

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:49:00 2023 No.55423931

>>55423896
I think you should be fine eating squirrel, they generally do not carry a lot of parasites like mice do since squirrels spend their time in trees and such. I heard that squirrel tastes a lot like dark turkey meat. Or earthy chicken. You should try it.

In fact I think I might start paying someone to skin and gut a ton of squirrels that I catch.

Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:50:09 2023 No.55423936

>>55423930
I've tried crucifying ants to keep them out of my house but it only works if you get the queen somehow. Ants are not too receptive to crucification as a deterrent. But squirrels are a lot more religious than ants so crucification should work on them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 28 23:58:17 2023 No.55423987 File: 1.85 MB, 1080x1920, Snapinsta.app_video_321363044_2638037303021254_3237749112685224964_n.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] SCHDbros, how are we doing?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:11:29 2023 No.55424051 File: 234 KB, 814x1046, 1663358162510028.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] BIDENOMICS

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:14:14 2023 No.55424070 what the FUCK

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:19:58 2023 No.55424098 >>55424070 Anon, please watch your language.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:22:21 2023 No.55424115 >>55423931 Squirrel is great! The brains are some of the best..like caviar. Real treat where i am from! How do i upvote this comment on here?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:30:38 2023 No.55424159 File: 289 KB, 2011x1156, 1673627265016187.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Futures R I P P I N

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:32:13 2023 No.55424169 The great SOXL short squeeze to 30+ is tommorow

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:32:26 2023 No.55424171 File: 36 KB, 709x595, 2a6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] NIKE earnings tmrw AH

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:33:19 2023 No.55424177 File: 202 KB, 486x602, 1668971074555162.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55424171 Relax bro I bought some new Nikes like 2 weeks ago.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:35:32 2023 No.55424195 File: 373 KB, 745x680, 1674843210497730.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Well MU barely did anything. I played a straddle and most likely will just lose a few bucks from theta. Anticlimatic.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:36:19 2023 No.55424200 File: 381 KB, 2373x1429, prgs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55424171 PRGS also. Is this the easiest bounce play?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:37:54 2023 No.55424210 File: 547 KB, 660x491, product by most valuable stock EU.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55424177 I hope my LMVH stocks will moon, I bought picrel for myself as a treat.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:39:05 2023 No.55424218 File: 1.15 MB, 880x740, 395 euro value.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55424210 >>55424177 Was a close call, but I went for the fish. Don't want everybody to immediately know what brand my wallet is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:39:49 2023 No.55424223 My life has already peaked. Its only downhill from here, everyday is worse than the last. Money wont fix it, yet I must keep buying SOXL calls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:41:31 2023 No.55424238 >>55423812 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2_bXRacoxQ

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:43:29 2023 No.55424253 If the stock market goes up 10% annually for 40 years and you contribute the max to your Roth IRA, then having a spouse automatically gives you $10k/y in tax benefits from saving on the capital gains in the 2nd ROTH IRA. Get married bros

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:43:48 2023 No.55424255 File: 261 KB, 640x480, bobo-old-man-laughing-whiskey-cigar.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422795 heh, tomorrows profit taking wont be personal anon, its just the name of the game.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:48:05 2023 No.55424286 >>55424253 Legalise bride grooming first, then we'll talk

>>	Meta will win !iDg1gYdgLw Thu Jun 29 00:50:14 2023 No.55424302 FROM THE TRIPFAG THAT BROUGHT YOU META AT 117 I HEREBY DECLARE NTLA WILL BE $100 BY 2025

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:50:16 2023 No.55424304 Disney is now at a 8 year low, do I buy at $85 or wait for it to go lower.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:50:47 2023 No.55424308 File: 170 KB, 646x663, 1687295703550379.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422542 The whole thing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:51:30 2023 No.55424311 >>55424302 i aint waiting 2 years to make gains, jesus ill be a grandpa by then.

Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:55:59 2023 No.55424337
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>>55424253
You forgot to mention that divorce is initiated by the woman over 70% of the time. And over 50% of marriages end in divorce. So divide your net total in half with the money she'll take.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:59:46 2023 No.55424360 File: 244 KB, 752x575, Peter Lynch thinking.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55424210 Is this some kinda Basquiat wallet?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 00:59:51 2023 No.55424361 >>55424253 What's the cost/return on the investment of a mail order bride.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:03:52 2023 No.55424379 >>55423898 holy kek that's the army!

Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:04:01 2023 No.55424380

>>55422102
SPCE, Virgin Galactic holds first paid customers launch tomorrow at 11am eastern. About 20% of shares are short. The shorts have been super evil and irrational calling for disaster before the fact. How much money do they lose if they have to cover in the double digits?

>>	Meta will win !iDg1gYdgLw Thu Jun 29 01:06:56 2023 No.55424396 >>55424380 dogshit meme companies

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:07:04 2023 No.55424397 >>55424379 >>55423898 The military will stress test all equipment so it knows the breaking point and how it will fail. Sadly they do not do this to people.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:20:34 2023 No.55424473 >>55424304 I don’t know. I used to love Disney, but I hate faggots and negros so now I hate Disney too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:22:05 2023 No.55424484 >>55424473 >>55424304 I have a put credit spread on disney right now. I think it's bottomed but probably wont see much growth for a while

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:22:58 2023 No.55424490 File: 452 KB, 731x825, IMG_0260.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55424337 Easy. Just do what I did. >I want a divorce >No 14 years and 3 kids now. You just have to show women who’s boss. They’re children.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:25:51 2023 No.55424508 I wonder how long the bullish market trend will last before a price retracement wave inevitably starts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:27:27 2023 No.55424518 File: 374 KB, 512x512, 1664074306687004.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55424490 holy based

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:38:17 2023 No.55424574 File: 73 KB, 400x395, 3dpd Bobo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The MU puts I sold to delusional bobos are going to expoire worthless. top kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:42:47 2023 No.55424612 are we back? im having difficulty reading this situation

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:44:03 2023 No.55424622 File: 30 KB, 600x400, 1621866415829.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55424612 Yeah, I'm thinkin we're back.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:46:47 2023 No.55424634 File: 261 KB, 956x521, 1622161499624.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55424612 since when were you under ze impression, zat ze CRAB-17 was over?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:49:30 2023 No.55424655 File: 261 KB, 1028x1021, green day green me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55424634 more like kangaroo-17

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:49:33 2023 No.55424656 >>55424253 Is it binary? Eg, married/not married, or can you be a mormon/polygamist?

Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:57:13 2023 No.55424702

>As a security holder of one or more of the Investment Funds you are entitled to, but have elected not to, receive printed copies of these Documents which are produced twice a year.
>In an effort to reduce the environmental impact and the cost of producing and distributing the Documents, we encourage security holders to access the electronic versions of the Documents which are available at the websites listed above

So hold on, what's stopping me from making like 30 trusts/margin accounts and buying like 1 share of every fund I can find, then forcing them to mail out like a thousand documents twice a year? It's especially good if I'm long pulp & paper

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 01:59:39 2023 No.55424720 >>55422102 guys I bought $150 of first republic it's doubled to $300 now I followed mannerino's advice now what, do I pull initial out? hodl it? all of their staff are fleeing for other banks

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:05:58 2023 No.55424764 File: 339 KB, 2400x1386, 1654664771136.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55424720 >hodl it? >all of their staff are fleeing for other banks >all of their staff are fleeing for other banks >all of their staff are fleeing for other banks

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:06:41 2023 No.55424768 >>55424720 FRB or FRBC? Either way, you should have taken profits for now. It might go up more, but a 2x is a 2x. If you still want to play, sell half and move your stop loss halfway to breakeven.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:07:59 2023 No.55424778 >>55424612 Not even close. It's the most over it's ever been.

Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:08:08 2023 No.55424779

>>55424764
>>55424768
ok I'm going to sell. I'm retarded honestly I just bought because a friend pointed out that their stock had nearly zeroed and used to be worth $70 or something and I had a few dollars to spare.
They tanked and the staff is leaving so.. maybe the new guys will make it better?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:09:09 2023 No.55424785 frbc what's frb? I'm going to sell half pull my $150 initial out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:12:23 2023 No.55424808 File: 107 KB, 1080x1080, 1650485158080.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's literally going to be just fine tomorrow isn't it bros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0jVb9TmfRM

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:13:37 2023 No.55424817 >>55424808 >Futures https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8wjImfFGms

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:15:08 2023 No.55424827 File: 277 KB, 600x655, bobo_dont_look.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PLEASE GOD WHY WONT THE MARKET DUMP THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. HOW COULD THE MARKET BE SMARTER THAN ME. THAT CAN'T BE IT

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:16:51 2023 No.55424840 >>55424827 Right there with ya, Yogi.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:19:05 2023 No.55424851 >>55424817 For me it's Diamonds and Rust when it comes to Priest cover songs. Unleashed in The East version of course. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OHJP1BSVgM

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:19:26 2023 No.55424854 File: 107 KB, 888x500, 1687978807543291.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futes

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:21:25 2023 No.55424863 File: 568 KB, 1360x1360, 1681180176320463.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55424854 we don't talk about the cheese mines

Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:22:23 2023 No.55424874
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>>55424827
>2000 and 23 AD
>era of global trading global conflict global makets driven by computer trading software networks running at speeds countless times faster then the fastest speeds of the fastest intercontinental ballistic missiles
>bobo anon thinks he can outsmart the endgame war economy with his singular brain

you are just liquidity fuel for the machine anon. The machine only goes up liquidating the organics along the way.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:22:24 2023 No.55424875 >>55424851 >Covers Fleetwood Mac and Joan Baez and makes it badass while also being a huge faggot How does Rob do it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdErnWWwXb8

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:25:47 2023 No.55424900 the market was supposed to be red all week why is it recovering? i was supposed to buy calls at the bottom, now im too late and ill be poor forever

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:27:12 2023 No.55424913 >Have a limit order on OVV at $44 >Went from 47 to 48 today Drop you shit I want to get some oil in my portfolio

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:28:44 2023 No.55424920 File: 190 KB, 800x1000, context.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55424874 Nanomachines, anon.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:38:41 2023 No.55424990 File: 1.99 MB, 320x240, nice.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422176 kudos to you anon for POSTING THE PROPER VERSION OF THIS FUCKING IMAGE WHICH INCLUDES THE TITLE OF THE VIDEO FOR CONTEXT.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:39:57 2023 No.55424995 >>55422545 I clicked on the thumbnail because I thought the guy was Aquas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:41:40 2023 No.55425005 i have always been too passive in life. if you dont actively work to get want you want, you get whatever is thrown at you.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:44:50 2023 No.55425026 File: 17 KB, 437x405, 1659581885754897.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55424990

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:49:43 2023 No.55425057 >>55425026 >MokeeXAzn

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:55:00 2023 No.55425079 File: 425 KB, 2048x1553, Jack_Bogle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55425005

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:55:28 2023 No.55425084 >"Higher interest rates put pressure on tech stocks" >interest rates rise, faster than they ever have >tech pumps, harder than it ever has Someone explain this (the last six months) immediately.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:57:52 2023 No.55425096 File: 46 KB, 500x500, sike.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55425084

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:58:00 2023 No.55425098 >>55425084 the first point is only true for shit companies, and many of those have tanked into the ground

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 02:58:04 2023 No.55425100 >>55425084 Sustained exit pump before a rug pull

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:01:08 2023 No.55425119 >>55423812 Get a cat or a dog, they'll do the job for free :)

Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:02:36 2023 No.55425125

>>55425084
Dollar selling from countries like China and Japan to defend their currencies while Fed was forced to open currency swap lines with various central banks around the world. That's what started in October, the more recent tech stock rally is a mania of some kind that spawned from dollar weakening and really took off after the Fed/Gov saved the banking system lol. Probably some funny business going on too.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:03:02 2023 No.55425128 File: 831 KB, 925x842, 1678890408115824.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55425084 Tech pumps during bull markets. We're in a bull market.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:03:55 2023 No.55425132 >>55425125 oh and everything is a meme coin these days so "AI" fed into the mania

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:05:55 2023 No.55425143 >>55425128 fuck I wish I had a house with a pool

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:07:36 2023 No.55425152 >>55425143 Dig a hole and put water in it. Not hard unless you're just lazy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:15:31 2023 No.55425193 File: 1.74 MB, 3508x4032, 1687963166148566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55422102 You guys are buying bank calls right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:16:22 2023 No.55425200 File: 187 KB, 2474x1387, 1685936841970398.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55425193 Late bear market?

Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:16:43 2023 No.55425202
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>>55425119
I have two dogs but they are both effete golden retrievers who never learned how to properly hunt. These two brothers chase the squirrels for 10 seconds but never go for the kill. They just stare at me like drooling retards after going for a vague zoomie run at the squirrels in the garden basically

Therefore LOW or HD has to have the solution. Not these two retards

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:19:10 2023 No.55425216 >>55424490 you made me realize something, don't both the man and the woman have to sign divorce papers? what happens if the man refuses to sign them?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:20:29 2023 No.55425225 >>55425202 Anon, you're supposed to be the one shooting the quarry for them to retrieve.

Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:21:30 2023 No.55425229

If I was a mod, half of you would be banned for posting off topic bullshit in this general. I’m here to brag about how much money I make, not listen to your inane patter about your social life or what you ate today.

I tried to close my soxl $23.50 calls yesterday, but I got off work late and can’t use my phone while driving (company vehicle). Missed market close by 7 minutes and ended up wiping out what would’ve been a 140% return and settled with like 25%. I went all in because a woman in my dreams told me David SOXL would lead us to fortune if we put our trust in him. FML I missed my window.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:24:46 2023 No.55425245 >>55425229 Damn that sucks. What are you doing next?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:25:30 2023 No.55425247 >>55425229 Thanks for the blog post buddy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:25:58 2023 No.55425250 File: 395 KB, 511x673, 1674759399321149.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55425229 Nobody gives a shit you petite tyrant.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:26:20 2023 No.55425252 >>55424177 I bought some ADDYY the other day NIKE is over

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:27:36 2023 No.55425261 >>55425252 >Yurocuck brands bruh

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:28:39 2023 No.55425266 File: 109 KB, 649x527, 1679496039066035.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55425261 Don't bully...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:29:06 2023 No.55425267 >>55425266 desu I associate them with slavsquatting and Run DMC.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:31:54 2023 No.55425281 >It’s shower beer time

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:31:59 2023 No.55425283 >Bidenomics it's bright green tomorrow right?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:35:02 2023 No.55425302 >>55425193 Why would I pay for it, its a toll free number

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:36:18 2023 No.55425309 File: 253 KB, 735x615, 1665440415973655.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I have a new investment idea I want to discuss, but I will wait till the next thread

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:37:39 2023 No.55425317 File: 362 KB, 615x881, 1687946534042197.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am deleveraging in preparation to lever up on spy calls.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:37:47 2023 No.55425319 >>55425283 S&P 500 futures are green at the moment.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:38:32 2023 No.55425323 File: 1.07 MB, 828x1312, IMG_0493.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55425143 It’s comfy anon. Aspire to it. I love my pool.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:43:46 2023 No.55425352 File: 274 KB, 518x720, 1611439493093.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Any of yall have a big pile of leaps? I got stacks of SPCE, RUM and DWAC for Jan 2025

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:48:47 2023 No.55425380 >>55425352 Brb buying leap puts then rotating to leap calls when the market bottoms

Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:52:35 2023 No.55425403
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I'm a Home Depot wagie and yet some big titty(j or k cups) single latina milf keeps giving me signs that she wants me quite a few times already.

Bros, is this bullish for me to ask her out?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:54:01 2023 No.55425411 File: 3.52 MB, 1080x1080, 1686739615176938.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55425352 I have 15 SPY LEAPS that is pretty much my entire portfolio. Furthest expiration date, 85 to 90 delta, 2x to 2.5x leverage.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:54:24 2023 No.55425412 >>55425380 I bought these last month just FYI.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:54:52 2023 No.55425415 >>55425352 I'm not even sure where Rum is gonna go in the next year. It operates at a loss just like all the other new streaming services but has lasted long enough to eat some of the market up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 03:56:18 2023 No.55425425 >>55425403 just do it you pussy youll think about "what if" all your life if you dont.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:01:51 2023 No.55425457 File: 94 KB, 936x529, 1653667603038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55425403 Depends on what you think about inflation

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:02:05 2023 No.55425458 >>55425425 But I'm very autistic, that's gonna be a serious problem if we ever were to have kids tho...

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:03:40 2023 No.55425466 >>55425202 This looks like my friends dogs except the one is obese as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:06:28 2023 No.55425481 File: 249 KB, 632x479, 1672893903854568.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm funneling into cruise stocks and selling when they hit pre-covid levels. Royal Caribbean about to hit my target. Up 160%

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:08:46 2023 No.55425492 File: 34 KB, 663x473, up and to the right.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55425481 now this is what a stock is supposed to do

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:10:26 2023 No.55425499 >>55425492 Out at $120. Very reasonable, considering its the GOAT cruiseline and every cruise is almost sold out

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:11:21 2023 No.55425507 File: 142 KB, 2042x940, let's go.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 60% of my net worth is in tesla please pray

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:14:06 2023 No.55425528 >>55425412 The bottom is in 6-8 months

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:14:28 2023 No.55425533 File: 660 KB, 2276x4096, IMG_3484.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55423756 >le hecking shorterinos are no good >apes strong!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:21:21 2023 No.55425570 >>55425507 I mean this sincerely, anon: you should focus on getting a job more than your portfolio.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:23:17 2023 No.55425578 The top for SOXL is $24.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:26:28 2023 No.55425590 >>55425411 I know the price is high, but also the picture is not really great. Looks like a spiders web or something disgusting. Probably because it's US bread. T. foreigner born in germany knowing about their obsession and bread culture.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:28:30 2023 No.55425599 >>55425528 You literally just made that up though. Anyways, 2025 is more than 18 months away.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:35:03 2023 No.55425630 does anyone want to be my friend

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:44:35 2023 No.55425675 >>55425630 What's your portfolio look like? How weighted into tech are you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:44:51 2023 No.55425677 File: 1.59 MB, 1120x720, 1684692095677711.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55425630 okay

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:46:16 2023 No.55425685 File: 66 KB, 715x700, IMG_3604.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>55425630 Kind of Are you vaxxed? Can you bake (don’t)?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:47:17 2023 No.55425690 >>55425599 US Treasuries are still inverted and 4/6 mo have the highest yield. Every time its gone back to nornal, a major crash happened. It will take at least two months to bleed off, hence 6-8

Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:54:56 2023 No.55425726

>>55425403
Don’t be a faggot and ask her out, talk to her, ask her about what shows she watches and then ask her if she watches them alone or with someone, if she’s giving you the “signs” then you casually tell her you shouldn’t watch shows alone and invite yourself over to watch them with her. Be a chad

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:55:00 2023 No.55425727 Ehm, I think I won't be able to afford 90% chocolate anymore. Nevermind, might be better for my teeth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:58:10 2023 No.55425743 ok so some intellectual discussion: >are you currently bullish or bearish >which sectors are you bullish/bearish for >what are your thoughts on nvda and gpt/AI/LLM in general >do you have a bear/bull thesis for the rest of the year?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 04:58:56 2023 No.55425749 >>55425743 >are you currently bullish Yes I'm not even going to read the rest of your post

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 05:05:33 2023 No.55425767 >>55425743 Just look at Micron's earnings. >Revenue of $3.75 billion versus $3.69 billion for the prior quarter and $8.64 billion for the same period last year If this is the power of AI, then GG.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 05:08:49 2023 No.55425775 File: 996 KB, 1280x720, 1519398152694.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures Tech bros, we are getting stronger

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 05:11:59 2023 No.55425786 File: 136 KB, 970x1070, 1687789960947947.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >it was only a smaller than expected loss so that's bullish :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 05:13:05 2023 No.55425787 >>55425786 MY LOSSES ARE LARGER THAN EXPECTED

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 05:17:02 2023 No.55425794 >>55422254 SOXL bros sold when SOXX went under the 200 day moving average and made out like bandits. stay poor

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 05:23:18 2023 No.55425811 >>55425466 Tell your friend to make his dog lose weight because once they become obese they become really lazy

Anonymous Thu Jun 29 05:23:39 2023 No.55425814

>>55425743
just watch this
https://youtu.be/Du0JuGudliY

AI is limited greatly by its input. So all the art AI you see is just a better looking version of whatever coomers and artists were drawing for centuries. Ai is not creative, nothing original will stem from AI. People who take AI seriously are people dont understand high school maths, ie women and leftists

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 05:24:32 2023 No.55425815 >>55425507 but why

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 05:33:00 2023 No.55425840 >>55425794 >posting headcannon cope to defend an inferior product

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 06:02:27 2023 No.55425933 >>55425814 You sounds like some faggot in the 90s that said people will never order food over the internet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 06:03:40 2023 No.55425939 >>55425937 >>55425937 >>55425937 >>55425937

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 29 06:06:37 2023 No.55425949 >>55425840 you seem really mad and frustrated

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