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There's been significant chatter and signaling that we're probably going to get some kind of alien disclosure soon, either from the US or another major power. How would the market respond to the revelation of alien intelligences or alien technology present on this planet?

On a separate but related note, would this crater the market value of human (female) pussy? Will roasties seethe over the introduction of a totally new anatomy that's literally built for BHC?

>> No.55421140

Aliens use infinitely free conscious-based energy. Everything will go to zero overnight once people realize you can manifest thoughts at will (an ability that has been long suppressed by TPTB)

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I think we're gonna get some wild swings. People dumping because they think its the end, people buying because we finna dunk on some xeno scum.

So its gonna be a matter of picking solid holds and good shorting opportunities.

As for welcoming new Alien Waifus? I think it'll be a boon for both species and genders.

Still on the fence if this will be Mass Effect scenario, Starship Troopers or we are ascending and going full 40k/Halo

>See you on the frontlines regardless

>> No.55421181

>>55420990
How would you know if this alien would kill you or not?

Imagine a scenario where you have sex with OP's pic. How do you know it's intentions? Would it kill you afterwards? Like a spider?

>> No.55421394

>>55421181
How does it know MY intentions? I don't even know my intentions.

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>>55420990
You can set blackswan to react accordingly. And profit from it.

>> No.55421576

bluebeam my balls glowie

>> No.55421610

>>55420990
I legit think the covid vax has something to do with aliens. Like giving people who got vaxxed an immunity to an alien pathogen.

I could 100% see aliens just coming to Earth and enslaving everyone who got vaxxed and keeping them alive for thousands of years similar to AM from I Have No Mouth and Must Scream.