/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.55420241]

Carnival edition

>Brokers:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/tony-dwyer-85313715
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Bogle
https://www.zerodha.com/

>Risk management:
https://www.global-mind.org/gcpdot/
https://www.random.org/
https://www.magic-8ball.com/

>Investments:
https://www.carvana.com/
https://www.etsy.com/market/rare_disney_watches
https://www.instantpot.com/instant-pot-home/
https://www.yachtworld.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3szkFHfr6sA [Open]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydYDqZQpim8 [Open]

>Educational sites:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.hentai-foundry.com/
https://www.instructables.com/
https://www.leetcode.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.astrology.com/us/astrology-calendar-2023.aspx
https://www.chabad.org/holidays/default_cdo/year/2023/jewish/holidays-2023.htm

[Anonymous No.55420245]

Buy MSFT

[Anonymous No.55420253]

>>55420241
3 digit COIN this summer

[Anonymous No.55420256]

Is this where we gather to laugh at the Bobos?

[Anonymous No.55420260]

You guys should see the carnival stocktwits board people are putting life savings in after it has already doubled

[Anonymous No.55420261]

SOXL YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.55420266]

it's our time soon

[Anonymous No.55420272]

>>55420266
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.55420273]

>>55420260
good I hope they pump more. I have a $9 COVID bag I want a 2nd chance to unload it.

[Anonymous No.55420278]

Soon back to recent highs on tech

[Anonymous No.55420285]

WTFWT?

[Anonymous No.55420286]

>stopped out of MARA
>stopped out of NTR
>stopped out of JNUG
Can some kind anon pls order a hit on me thx

[Anonymous No.55420294]

Have you noticed they dump the market after hours / premarket then push it up during normal market hours?

[Anonymous No.55420296]

>>55420294
YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.55420298]

When did you say that mega crash was happening, bobo? 2 more weeks?

[Anonymous No.55420308]

The market will never be red again Chuds. This is the Biden Bull Run.

[Anonymous No.55420317]

Cashed out of my position and gonna sit out until I see something good. Party time.

https://youtu.be/2-qKb4vgj7M

[Anonymous No.55420327]

any german anons here ?

what broker do you use ? and do you know any tips to avoid getting raped by taxes ?

[Anonymous No.55420328]

literally how do people look at any tech stocks right now at their ATH and think "oh yeah, that looks healthy enough to buy even more"
who the fuck is buying?

[Anonymous No.55420332]

Always knew I can look up stocks on Google.
Literally learned a minute ago that I can also see how much the % change is between two points by clicking and dragging.

[Anonymous No.55420341]

>>55420328
M-me...

[Anonymous No.55420345]

>>55420328
Same. I don't feel particularly comfortable getting into any long positions at the moment. But seeing prices going up has me double checking myself.

[Anonymous No.55420348]

>>55420332
Well goddamn

[Anonymous No.55420352]

>>55420328
Mumus are too stupid to even understand printing is a zero-sum game. The money being used to prop up the markets is making their living standards poorer in real terms, because it's money the government and the business sector are stealing from the general populance through inflation and other tricks to forcibly transfer wealth.

[Anonymous No.55420363]

>>55420328
401(k)s and AI optimists

[Anonymous No.55420369]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.55420372]

>>55420352
>be mumu
>ride brrrrrrr
>break even
>be bobo
>fight brrrr
>double poor
mumus unironically have a better understanding.

[Anonymous No.55420376]

>>55420241
You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.55420379]

>>55420352
If you’re the one printing the money then you’re sucking the value of currency out of the economy and putting it into your own pocket. Only when normies understand what it is the Fed and government are doing will there be any change. Until then, clownworld will continue.

[Anonymous No.55420380]

>>55420328
Reach little fidelity fund! Reeeeeeach!

[Anonymous No.55420385]

>>55420352
yeah bears are the big brains who go against a rigged market

[Anonymous No.55420393]

>>55420328
idk apparently I'm a fucking retard for buying companies whose price is below long term averages, with low strength and momentum, because I keep getting dunked on.

[Anonymous No.55420394]

>>55420260
>drops after earnings
>soars a day later
What a chad stock.
Verification not req.

[Anonymous No.55420398]

amd freefalling again right on schedule as god intended

[Anonymous No.55420399]

TOTAL

BOBO

GENOCIDE

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55420407]

>>55420399
I dunno, I made 100% on sm-h call options today, and then I bought NVDA puts and im up another 50%.... Just eat king crab with a little garlic butter and crushed red pepper.

[Anonymous No.55420409]

Did Micron earnings leak or what

[Anonymous No.55420415]

NANCbros, how are we feeling?

[Anonymous No.55420420]

>>55420407
Proof?????????

No proof bobo
bobo no proof

[Anonymous No.55420425]

How the fuck is /biz/ not all over Siemens Energy. and Covestro jesus fuck this place went down.

[Anonymous No.55420427]

>>55420399
the last 2 hours of pain are still fresh, hope that lunchtime wick was worth it ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

[Anonymous No.55420428]

>>55420328
tesla isn’t at ath and i am all in.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55420433]

>>55420420
>verification not required

[Anonymous No.55420434]

poo poo peepee

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55420440]

>>55420433
>>55420420
proof is in the pudding
>verification not required

[Anonymous No.55420444]

Micron bros, should I do it?

[Anonymous No.55420446]

>>55420398
Look at the bottoms.
I'll take two shares, rn...

[Anonymous No.55420452]

Smuckerbros... we're in a real jam.

[Anonymous No.55420458]

>church and dwight was 20 cents in 1980
>near 100 dollars today
>clorox was less then 2 dollars in 1980
>near 160 dollars today
>both went through multiple splits so you would own even more shares and more dividend money

you know you could just boringmaxx for 40 years? When is bleach and baking soda not going to be bought?

[Anonymous No.55420461]

>>55420452
Personally? Gonna blame covid on that one.
People got store brand, some for the first time and found out...
shit ain't bad...
Name brands coming back from that is gonna be a hustle.

[Anonymous No.55420463]

>>55420415
It's always 1991 with this dude, isn't it.

[Anonymous No.55420464]

Do you guys know any stocks that would benefit from the Malaria outbreak in the US?

[Anonymous No.55420470]

>>55420458
Exactly. Or food containers. That's why I bought something boring like TUP at a good price of $15 in 1998.

[Anonymous No.55420474]

>>55420464
Find your favorite hospital or urgent care of choice and drop them a few thousand.

[Anonymous No.55420477]

>>55420461
In this case it's greedflation backfiring. GIS reported a jump in price but dump in volume and I think SJM is catching a sympathy offer.

[Anonymous No.55420479]

>>55420464
>the malaria outbreak

[Anonymous No.55420484]

OH N-

[Anonymous No.55420485]

[Anonymous No.55420487]

>>55420415
>Beating KRUZ by nearing 10%
smug af probably

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55420489]

>>55420464
they treat that shit with hydroxychloroquine

[Anonymous No.55420493]

>>55420479
>>55420474
I thought maybe we could get in on something early related to disease like we’ve done before.

[Anonymous No.55420495]

[Anonymous No.55420498]

>>55420328
I just shorted the entire market.

[Anonymous No.55420507]

>>55420489
HORSE PASTE
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[Anonymous No.55420512]

[Anonymous No.55420521]

>>55420493
Well it's the thought that counts.

In any case, unless there are some wackjob greenies spreading it (looking at you, Canadian wildfires) you're looking at some local outbreak probably brought over by illegals, hence, small numbers. And all the cures for malaria and mosquitoes are cheap as hell/out of patent, so even if it got big there's probably no money to be made.

[Anonymous No.55420526]

russell infront again. we in recession market boios

[Anonymous No.55420533]

The Biden economy is the worst economy in history. I think the market should go down.

[Anonymous No.55420536]

>>55420521
RIP, so long dreams of SIGA 2.0

[Anonymous No.55420539]

Status of my anus:
[ ] Untongued
[x] Tongued by equity Mumus
[x] Tongued by oil Bobos

[Anonymous No.55420546]

>>55420533

Bullish

Rate cuts

[Anonymous No.55420550]

i got my reworked taxpapers back today.

my wins and losses are so small time it doesnt affect my taxes at all.

still get some returns that i might throw on the market

[Anonymous No.55420553]

There’s a company. With skeletons in the closet. A biotech company.

They’re trying to cure this hormonal disease called acromegaly with an oral drug.

But the oral drug sucks.

The drug won’t work.

The drug will fail p3 trials.


The company’s name is CRNX.

Crinetics.

I’m warning you.

There are skeletons in the closet.

Clicking. Clacking.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55420559]

>>55420507
no that's ivermectin

[Anonymous No.55420561]

>>55420546
if you overlay spx and fed funds notice big rugpulls happen at the first cut

[Anonymous No.55420564]

Can someone answer something about options I am trying to understand?

Let's say I got a SPY call at a strike of $430 for exp today. I am in the money. But I don't have the $43,000 to buy my 100 SPY shares. What happens?

[Anonymous No.55420566]

>Stocks were mixed Wednesday after Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell said consecutive interest-rate hikes are on the table and as techs came under pressure from concerns about more curbs on AI chip exports.

[Anonymous No.55420568]

That high from 40 minutes ago is being referred to as generational.

[Anonymous No.55420573]

Timed the top perfectly. Dumped my spreads for a fat profit. This intraday action would have gutted me good.

[Anonymous No.55420575]

>>55420564
it expires and you get nothing

[Anonymous No.55420577]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.55420578]

STOP FUCKING SELLING!

[Anonymous No.55420581]

bullcucks lmao

[Anonymous No.55420583]

SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.55420596]

>>55420328
Look at literally any stock market curve, buying at ath works most of the time

[Anonymous No.55420595]

>>55420564
Assets get liquidated, and you are b7 from your broker forever.

[Anonymous No.55420597]

The baboon returns back to his cave.

The birds stop chirping.
The forest goes silent again.

Look at VVIX.

[Anonymous No.55420601]

>>55420564
retard, you buy the contract and then you sell the contract same day for profit. if you hold a 0dte to expiration and it's out of the money you get nothing. IF YOU FUCKED UP AND WROTE THE CALL and you LET it run until the end of day then yes you will be forced to cover 100 shares at your strike.

[Anonymous No.55420613]

Why didn't you sell when you had the chance? There was a double top formed today. Major indices were struggling to move higher. Only a few megacap stocks were keeping it up. You could have sold. You could have done it a long time ago. But you were greedy.

[Anonymous No.55420616]

>didnt sell at the top
>doubled down on my calls just now

[Anonymous No.55420621]

>>55420553
When are the phase 3 trials going to be completed?

[Anonymous No.55420626]

OH FUG IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!
>Franz Ferdinand assassinated
>Austria declares war on Serbia
>Entente declared that they're ready to defend Serbian sovereignty along with Russia
SELL SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.55420641]

>>55420626

[Anonymous No.55420640]

>>55420613
GODDAMMIT I was going to buy puts at the top but my money transfer didn't go through. Anyone have any money they can transfer me quickly? I'll pay you back soon

[Anonymous No.55420642]

>>55420597

[Anonymous No.55420645]

>>55420626
Based. This is bullish for oil right?

[Anonymous No.55420646]

>>55420597
You're a baboon.

[Anonymous No.55420647]

>>55420626
War is bullish though?

[Anonymous No.55420656]

Is this time being different in the room with us right now?

[Anonymous No.55420659]

Any reasons for that drop off 20 minutes ago? Was news announced at that time?

[Anonymous No.55420661]

>>55420621
CRNX phase 3 readout should be in September I think, or even earlier. Click. Clack.
Skeletons in the closet.


Do you hear the same sounds I do?

[Anonymous No.55420664]

>>55420640
sent ;)

[Anonymous No.55420677]

>Oil
you slurped at $67, right?

[Anonymous No.55420686]

>>55420659
Yeah, I bought

[Anonymous No.55420692]

>>55420646
Tell me what it means when the baboon stops wandering the forest.

Tell me what it means when the baboon scurries back to his cave.

Why did he do that.

The answer is simple. Look at VIX.

[Anonymous No.55420693]

>>55420640
bottom signal

[Anonymous No.55420696]

It's too late for you to turn back. Time is marching on and the choices and regrets you have made are only growing heavier.

[Anonymous No.55420709]

BIDENOMICS

[Anonymous No.55420710]

Reasons for the dump? Cant find much but news thats already been semi out for a while

[Anonymous No.55420711]

>>55420692
This isn't the fucking Discovery Channel, Prakesh.

[Anonymous No.55420712]

>>55420659
bidenomics speech

[Anonymous No.55420724]

>>55420710
Smacked into the top of an /ES range established on the 22nd and the 14th.

[Anonymous No.55420726]

>he still holds WEAT

[Anonymous No.55420732]

>>55420696
i love that this hasn't ever been updated since the trend was broken

[Anonymous No.55420733]

>>55420726
>He fell for the WEAT scam
Gets them city slickers every time

[Anonymous No.55420736]

Lunchtime is over, you can stop selling now

[Anonymous No.55420748]

>>55420677
Got a bad feeling about this one. Like it won't break through $70 or get to $72.

[Anonymous No.55420751]

>>55420732
Why would you need to update when we hit spy 200 anyways?

[Anonymous No.55420759]

>>55420710
Big boys pushing the market up so they can sell at a higher price before the data drops tomorrow. I had a feeling but I was shaken out for a measly $11 gain instead of a few hundred had I stuck to my conviction. Not easy to do when you are staring at a 30% unrealized loss as they drive the price up artificially. So when it does go my way I take profit at the first sign of it. Need to be more patient and wait for better entries when my indicators really are flashing. I prematurely entered today and it worked out but could a woulda shoulda made more. Ah well, next time.

[Anonymous No.55420762]

>>55420748
depends on your time horizon
>DEUTSCHE BANK CUTS 2024 BRENT PRICE FORECAST BY 8.3% TO $82.5/BBL, 2023 OUTLOOK BY 1.5% TO $81.3/BBL
$81 Brent is like $76 for WTI

[Anonymous No.55420771]

>Sold my short at a 10% loss cause I thought the dump was over
Fuck I ignored Mark Douglas again

[Anonymous No.55420778]

>NVIDIA SAYS AWARE OF REPORTS ON NEW CHINA EXPORT RESTRICTIONS
>NVIDIA SAYS CHINA ACCOUNTS FOR 20-25% OF DATA CENTER SALES
L.A. mayo

[Anonymous No.55420786]

>>55420751
because that thesis is dead, prove it's not. i'm not worried until the curve un-inverts

[Anonymous No.55420787]

>>55420778
>“Reports on”

Nothing will happen

[Anonymous No.55420792]

Applebee's is already offering free Indiana Jones tickets if you spend over $35 on their menu.

[Anonymous No.55420807]

>>55420711
The market is a forest. An ecosystem teeming with life. The equity markets.

Now tell me what it means when the whole forest goes quiet.

What does it mean when VIX is 15.

[Anonymous No.55420808]

>>55420792
Could I just get a free appetizer instead?

[Anonymous No.55420809]

>>55420792
Kek you love to see it

[Anonymous No.55420814]

Don’t hide just buy

[Anonymous No.55420824]

>>55420786
that webm is incredible

[Anonymous No.55420825]

>>55420771
>Mark Douglas
That guy has a lot of great info. I'm currently back testing a strategy and aggregating data. My problem is I don't have a strategy that risks 1% to make 1%. I have a strategy that risks 1% to make 0.1%. and then when it's time to get stopped out I instead turn that 1% play into a 5% play to "buy the right answer". Works until it doesn't, and I've experienced the same catastrophic loss multiple times now. Now if I could just control myself and keep it to 1% I may be alright. And that is what I'm currently working on. But today Mark probably would have gotten stopped out vs holding through the pump for a reversal that may or may not happen. Today it happened. But it doesn't always. And when it doesn't, I have the nasty habit of martingaling into a huge loss. I didn't martingale today because I'm trying to be mindful of that. But idk what to think anymore. I would have hated getting stopped out.

[Anonymous No.55420826]

>>55420710
dump?
I don't see no dump jack, maybe, listen fat, maybe you and me do pushups man
Bidenomics

[Anonymous No.55420840]

>>55420807
But monkes scream to warn other herbivores of predators
Your analogy isnt make sense idot

[Anonymous No.55420843]

I think DWAC is going bye bye soon. Forgot this ticker still exists for another ~70 days. Not sure who is paying a premium here considering the merger going through would send this thing to $0

[Anonymous No.55420846]

>AAPL just a dime from 190, just like I predicted months ago
Nice. We're going much higher everyone.
>b-but Powell says he's not done raising!
That is bullish. When he finally cuts rates, then we start turning bearish.
Until that happens, don't be scared of being happy and just hit the green button.

[Anonymous No.55420858]

>>55420786
I have given you ample proof. Clearly you will never see reason no matter how much I try to show you. The summation index is showing a change in trend also just a fyi but you are going to ignore that also.

[Anonymous No.55420859]

>>55420616
called your bullshit bobo

[Anonymous No.55420864]

>>55420840
You’re close to understanding. You’re almost there.

The monkeys are usually howling.

The monkeys are usually screaming.

And the birds stop chirping too.

Why.
Explain.
You can’t.

[Anonymous No.55420878]

the golden bull started up...again

[Anonymous No.55420881]

>>55420786
lel

[Anonymous No.55420882]

>>55420864
>And the birds stop chirping too
The chirping birds wouldn't shut the fuck up this morning... Pissing me off when I was trying to sleep

[Anonymous No.55420891]

>>55420647
>Austrian-Hungarian empire futures
I don't feel so good Habsburg bros...

[Anonymous No.55420894]

>>55420846
Nope. This is all illuminati bullshit and I'm not participating.

[Anonymous No.55420907]

>>55420786
I now support tripling the defense budget. And not just because of my LMT shares.

[Anonymous No.55420910]

>>55420882
How would you feel if suddenly every bird stopped chirping. And everything went silent.
Like VIX at 15 or lower.

How does that make you feel. When the monkeys stop howling.

[Anonymous No.55420928]

>>55420910
Personally it makes me feel like shorting CRBP some more.

[Anonymous No.55420934]

>>55420910
I would think the VIX MM paypigs are up to something. Is now the time to fund a futures account so it's ready for the next time the VIX spikes?

[Anonymous No.55420935]

>>55420894
What would it take to get you to participate?
Would you be interested if I told you there would be a new ath for SPX? We can make it before end of year.

[Anonymous No.55420939]

>>55420328
I can't just sit with my money for a year and hope everything has crashed, i need to start somewhere.

Then I bought google at 122 and it magically dropped

[Anonymous No.55420956]

>>55420928
I would only short CRBP after their next cancer readout, after which CRBP will have a liquidation spree imo.
>>55420934
Wtf is a VIX MM

[Anonymous No.55420957]

Ok guys, I'm going to get IEP now, if divs are coming then I'll just sell right after.

[Anonymous No.55420962]

Bidenomics

[Anonymous No.55420963]

The new salad at Costco food court (COST) is overpriced. $7 for a big bowl of lettuce, some sawdust shredded parm, mediocre Caesar sauce, and barely any croutons.


Everything else on the COST food court menu is still worth it.

[Anonymous No.55420971]

>>55420962
>Deficit spend a fuckton
>Green pork, loan amnesties, fraudulent tax credits, whatever
>Rack up debt faster than inflation can erode it
>Die before it ever becomes a problem (2 years from now)

[Anonymous No.55420974]

>>55420910
The monkeys wouldn't stop howling when a bear comes out retard. Are you a mentally challenged?

[Anonymous No.55420978]

Olive Garden. The company that owns Olive Garden is DRI, Darden Restaurants.

We need to talk about Olive Garden. And discuss the kind of margins they’re running on their slop. What kind of margins are they running on their Tour Of Italy.

[Anonymous No.55420985]

>>55420974
Who the fuck said anything about bears? Bears don’t live in the same biomes or climates as monkeys you dumb bitch. I’ll kill you if you ever mischaracterize The Forest like that again. Cunt.

[Anonymous No.55420987]

>>55420978
>microwave 3$ pasta, sell for 20$
seems like a decent profit

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55420993]

>>55420978
I like dipping the bread sticks in the pasta fuckgoli

[Anonymous No.55421005]

>>55420328
me

[Anonymous No.55421007]

>>55420985
BUT THERES NO TIGER IN WALLSTREET

[Anonymous No.55421018]

>>55421007
Yeah there are Tigers all over Wall Street. Just ask Chase Coleman. Lol.

[Anonymous No.55421030]

>>55420993
>>55420987
How are they able to run a profit with their unlimited breadsticks situation?

And even if they’re running high margins on the pasta, they still sell a ton of seafood and meat in large amerifat portions

[Anonymous No.55421035]

>>55420978
You just be a good goy and eat your goy slop.

[Anonymous No.55421036]

Who the fuck is selling?

[Anonymous No.55421045]

>>55421036
Smarter Mumus than you

[Anonymous No.55421048]

>>55421036
I bought, but then the line went up so I sold a little. might slurp this dip though.

[Anonymous No.55421049]

>>55420978
for me, its the Alfredo, the best OG sloppa

[Anonymous No.55421050]

This market is boring as fuck. I'm going to go buy some BITX.

[Anonymous No.55421058]

>>55421049
Why would anyone pay for this when this is one of the most common, basic, and easy to make at home pastas? It’s literally microwaved chicken strips and Alfredo sauce on some pasta

[Anonymous No.55421062]

This market is more than a little sus and zesty today fr ngl
ong
no cap

[Anonymous No.55421067]

>>55421062
>zesty

[Anonymous No.55421078]

>>55421049
>>55421058
This. Nearly all italian noodle dishes are easy af to make. Its good old worker food. Cheap, fast and tasty.
But i cant make perfect pizza because i lack a good pizza stone/oven.

[Anonymous No.55421086]

>>55421058
Have you seen the sort of people who eat at Olive Garden? They aren't cooking shit

[Anonymous No.55421092]

>>55420978
A buddy in the food industry says all of their dishes are pre-prepared in bags and containers. The "chefs" at the chain restaurants simply dump the sauce in a pot, boil the pasta, and shove the lasagna and desserts in an oven.

[Anonymous No.55421095]

>>55420241
am i making a mistake shorting carnvial

[Anonymous No.55421098]

>>55421058
This poster is such a pseud
>muh "profound" animal analogies
>guise I implied calm before the storm but I didn't say it
>didya geddit? Didya?!
>i am very intelligent
You know what you are? You're the 14 year old philoosopher.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55421105]

>>55421030
see the breadsticks cost like 50 cents for the whole basket, so they make you wait and eat like 4 of them before they bring out the first plate of unlimited seafood so you don't eat as much of the expensive stuff.

[Anonymous No.55421114]

>>55420352
>Mumus are too stupid to even understand printing is a zero-sum game.
>The money being used to prop up the markets is making their living standards poorer in real terms
so you genius bobos understand all this, recognize that they're going to pump their bags to infinity in nominal terms (even if there's no real profit because the total real wealth stays the same), and you choose to bet against these nominal gains and go leveraged long on the very currency that's getting printed to oblivion?
lmao

The only actual bear argument is that maybe, someday, this mass printing and record deficits will disappear. At that point in time, holding stocks at >30x earnings may start to look retarded.
But that day is not today.

[Anonymous No.55421117]

>>55421058
People don't care, they just want goyslop brought to their table. Chicken Alfredo is what I make when I'm absolutely too lazy to make anything else. That's how easy it is to make. Keep in mind cooking is a mythical lost trade in the eyes of zoomers. Zoomers consider opening an uncrustable cooking a 5 course meal. When I was there age I was a terrible cook but I enjoyed trying to cook new things which is how I ended up learning to cook well in the first place. Not just ordering chipotle on door dash every day. (Zoomers are genuinely too lazy to get their drivers license btw)

[Anonymous No.55421121]

>>55421098
He. Doesn't. Know. About. The. Volga. Hurricane.

[Anonymous No.55421123]

>>55421098
And here you are, replying.

[Anonymous No.55421126]

Stocks tg no crypto chuds
All other traders welcome

t me/bizautists

[Anonymous No.55421128]

>>55421095
>Shorting something named "Carnival"
Why do you hate fun? Is your life that miserable?

[Anonymous No.55421143]

>>55421092
>all of their dishes are pre-prepared
Isn't that how most of those goyslop chains work? For the most part those chefs are just heating up or defrosting shit that someone else already made.

[Anonymous No.55421145]

You should be buying. It’s time to get even more bullish.

[Anonymous No.55421150]

>>55420464
Schweppes Tonic Water?

[Anonymous No.55421154]

>>55421117
whats your alfredo sauce recipe

[Anonymous No.55421155]

>>55420962
*Brandonomics

[Anonymous No.55421157]

>>55421145

> real estate taking a massive tumble as of late

No thanks, crash incoming

[Anonymous No.55421159]

>>55421105
When I worked at red lobster, during endless shrimp anytime you ordered more shrimp after your original order you you could only order 2 types at a time. It didn't initially start that way but it ended up having to be that way because rednecks and niggers would have their wives or girlfriends hide bags in their purses to dump the shrimp in and take home. We all universally dreaded endless shrimp because it only cost $15.99, you'd usually have a 2 top come in and order it, and they stay for hours just to give you a $3 tip on a $30 bill. Still have PTSD from that era of my life. Waiting tables is how I learned how to hate Americans.

[Anonymous No.55421160]

I have the power to destroy the market for years to come. All I have to do is buy in and hold.

[Anonymous No.55421169]

>>55421128
how well do you think my life is going if i'm lurking /smg/

[Anonymous No.55421172]

Yeah, im thinking RIDE

[Anonymous No.55421188]

>>55421154
I mean Alfredo sauce is just cream, butter, parmesan cheese, and a little pasta water. To call it a "recipe" is a bit of a stretch.

[Anonymous No.55421193]

>>55421126
Buy an ad

[Anonymous No.55421196]

I lost a lot of money on FRC stock. JPM should have paid us $15/share.

[Anonymous No.55421205]

>>55420786
Holy shit, is this real?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55421234]

I'm so fucking pissed off bobo bros. If NVDA doesn't go back to sub $400 by tomorrow I'm as good as dead.

[Anonymous No.55421235]

>>55421205
Yep. The tank driver is known as the Rhino of Kyiv

[Anonymous No.55421238]

>>55421143
At red lobster all the pasta was portioned out into little plastic baggies and tossed in the microwave when you ordered it. The sauce and seafood or chicken was out in little tiny trays and sent through the broiler. All the pasta was cooked before we opened.

[Anonymous No.55421243]

>>55421143
thats my understanding as well
not even just the big chains, most restaurants get their meals this way

[Anonymous No.55421248]

>>55421234
Say the words baggie

[Anonymous No.55421265]

>>55421234
Did you hear Ryan mallett died today? He drowned in the Florida ocean. He was a lousy quarterback, and genuinely a lousy person, but still a surprise because he was only our age.

[Anonymous No.55421271]

>>55421265
>only our age.

[Anonymous No.55421278]

>>55421234
wait you shorted Nvidia?

[Anonymous No.55421292]

>>55421271
Yeah I'm 36. I pretty much feel like my life is over even though my friends think I'm insane and say 36 isn't even old. But when you look at it from the perspective of things to look forward to, once you turn 35 you're effectively dead in most ways.

[Anonymous No.55421295]

>>55421169

[Anonymous No.55421306]

so does aapl just go up a little a day, every day, for as long as the market is green, regardless of PE ratio absurdities

is there really a ceiling, could they be 1000 PE and still go up half a percent because of happy markets...

[Anonymous No.55421314]

>>55421234
NVDA has literally reached a permanently high plateau.

[Anonymous No.55421316]

>>55421265
That sucks

[Anonymous No.55421318]

>>55421292
I turn 36 in a few months, but somehow the covid faggotry revived my spirit.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55421321]

>>55421265
he was only our age

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55421328]

>>55421234
wait.. you actually did buy a pile of nvidia puts?

[Anonymous No.55421334]

I guess the market is just going to go up forever even though everything is terrible.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55421340]

>>55421278
no, but i got short exposure through the purchase of put option contracts.

[Anonymous No.55421343]

>>55421265
No that can't be right. See he was like in his mid thir....

No. NO no no.

[Anonymous No.55421347]

>>55421318
Covid faggotry is what killed my spirit. It made.me realized just how doomed we are as people. People took the bait, hook, line, and sinker. They even started turning on their own family members over vaccinations. Covid was the final straw for me that turned me into a perma-hermit shut in. I don't want to converse with anyone outside of this general ever again.

[Anonymous No.55421355]

>>55421143
Pretty much, especially if it's a pasta dish. Entry-level employees aren't going mix up eggs, flour, and salt to make the dough from scratch. That's only for high-end restaurant wagies.
That being said, Olive Garden margins are probably decent since it's always frequented by lazy meat & potato boomers and their spawn who want lots of food quickly and cheaply.

[Anonymous No.55421382]

>>55421049
Restaurant alfredo (and probably home-cooked alfredo) is one of the most unhealthy, calorie dense yet nutritionally deficit meals possible.
According to Olive Garden's own nutrition PDF, the Chicken Alfredo (with crispy chicken fritta) has 1790 calories, 114g of fat including 2g trans fat, 2670mg sodium, 7g sugar, and only 6g fiber. (That's actually more than I thought of fiber but doesnt make up for the rest)
It's marginally better if you get grilled chicken, etc but not by much.
Restaurant chicken alfredo is abysmally bad. When I was a kid I thought it was silly when restaurants started putting nutritional information on their menus... Until I went to order myself some alfredo, and wanted to vomit upon reading the nutrition info.

I am begging you on behalf of your arteries, make yourself some homemade pasta primavera.

[Anonymous No.55421396]

>>55421347
Globohomo has us surrounded. Those poor bastards.

[Anonymous No.55421400]

>>55421347
Goddamn you doomers are the worst, you whine like women when society doesn't make life fun for you. Too bad that makes you pretty much like the "everyone else" you despise.

[Anonymous No.55421403]

>>55421382
For me it's the spicy fra diavolo

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55421409]

>>55421328
I only got 4 contracts, but I wanna get 5 yang for them when I sell tomorrow and take my gookfu to Niagara Falls so we can have sex doggy style while we both watch the water go over the cliff.

[Anonymous No.55421420]

>>55421347
Didn't even get a real plague. All the spastic theatrics and, what, ooh a cough that kills 5% of 90 year olds. We still have millions of Boomers hoarding 3 houses apiece.

We didn't even get a mass vaxxie dieoff. PFE's back to where it was in 2019.

All this to say short WBA.

[Anonymous No.55421429]

>>55421400
Ahh yes the "everything is going to work out fine, the good guys are in charge" optimist. You just haven't realized the game is fixed and you're just a pawn playing Klaus' little game. That's fine champ, keep believing.

[Anonymous No.55421436]

>>55421400
Trump was our only hope. The Deep State Democrats launched the fake and gay covid just to do mail-in voing to cheat and get Trump out of office. And they tricked everyone to take a poison vaccine that gives you myocarditis. Now they want to act like heroes when everything is terrible and they are pushing this tranny bullshit on everyone. We are living in ultimate clown world.

[Anonymous No.55421444]

>>55421403
Despite the tirade I had above, I love me some Penne Vodka, which I suspect is extremely bad for me because it tastes so good

[Anonymous No.55421465]

>>55421436
The battle was over WAY before trump. Trump was shoehorned in to demonize the right. This country effectively died when the CIA killed JFK.

[Anonymous No.55421472]

>>55420256
HAHAAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.55421474]

>>55420241
Give me a lotto play

[Anonymous No.55421484]

>>55420328
It's when youre supposed to buy bobo. Ppl will push the price back to it's ATH (and it will inevitably overshoot)

[Anonymous No.55421490]

[Anonymous No.55421492]

>>55421474
ASTS just dropped 25%
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/ast-spacemobile-inc-announces-pricing-011500988.html

Some anon shilled it to me as a stupid fun lotto play just like you're asking for, and I've lost 61.92% of my investment kek maybe it'll moon for you :)

[Anonymous No.55421499]

>>55421444
checked

[Anonymous No.55421506]

>>55421492
I was in puts last week on this one actually and cut them when they didnt drop

[Anonymous No.55421521]

Ever since I switched to real estate I've been so much more relaxed.
>muh real estate crash
Don't care, my property is paid off, just charging rent that is already 10% cheaper than the rest of the area, love my renter.
I'm saving up another stash if anything dumps.

I'm sorry bros, stocks have gone full clown world the last two years and I'm tired of playing Jewmanji.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55421530]

>>55421474
do the nightly pick 3, 777

[Anonymous No.55421539]

>>55421474
Micron 70c expiring June 30th. You’re welcome.

[Anonymous No.55421543]

Crab crab crab...

[Anonymous No.55421553]

>>55421429
And yet here you are comparing life to some sort of epic marvel movie battle, like I'm the NPC. You can't see any nuance. Maybe some things are worth doing even if you don't know they're going to turn out fine.

But keep living in your hole, and die without haven even tried. Everyone on 4chan will remember you.

[Anonymous No.55421554]

>>55421539
thanks Senpai. Im already in MU (bought calls yesterday on it)

[Anonymous No.55421567]

Should I hold LCID overnight or sell before close?

[Anonymous No.55421584]

>>55421567
Do you trust this market?

[Anonymous No.55421588]

>>55421521
>stocks clown world
>real estate
eh, ok

[Anonymous No.55421590]

>>55421584
Not at fucking all

[Anonymous No.55421606]

>>55421554
Fundamentals don't look great. What's the bull thesis

[Anonymous No.55421605]

>>55420241
>Carnival
I just got back from an RCL cruise (Royal Carribean). It was pretty fucking dumb to be honest, cruises in general are dumb. They're meant for fat boomers. Everyone on the cruises were overweight and the quality of food is crap.

[Anonymous No.55421609]

>>55421553
>Everyone on 4chan will remember you.
Correct, and that's all I need to feel like I lived a fulfilling life. Also keep in mind you're here too, so don't pretend you aren't a loser too.

[Anonymous No.55421620]

>>55421605
I went on cruise when I was 15 and was fucked by a 35 year old italian woman. It was incredible to say the least

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55421621]

I'm dragging ass, anybody know where I can get some 72 hour energies?

[Anonymous No.55421623]

>>55421606
AI stock that makes AI semiconductors for AI chips and AI software card designs.

[Anonymous No.55421627]

>>55421098
The Monkeys Stopped Howling.

The Birds Stopped Chirping.

The Baboon Starts Running Back To His Cave.

[Anonymous No.55421628]

>>55421606
Thesis?

[Anonymous No.55421629]

>paypal won't work today so I can't send my payment i finally got to my brokerage
fuck you short paypal

[Anonymous No.55421631]

>>55421606
we broke above resistance, and earnings are AH today

[Anonymous No.55421635]

>>55420241
>>55420241
>be Eos Energy ($EOS)
>be shitty SPAC
>somehow doesn’t go bankrupt yet
>have new Z3 battery
>uses Zinc instead of Lithium
>doesn’t catch on fire, cheaper and just as efficient as Lithium batteries
>Calif. Energy commission leaked that a massive buyer is about to step in with a huge order
>triggering the Dept. of Energy to be potentially signing off on massive $500 million loan (Inflation Reduction act) soon
>this would result in Eos building a massive battery factory in PA, a critical political swing state
>would be lots of jobs that democrats can parade to voters
>massively shorted
I’m about to be rich. This will be the NVIDIA of the green energy sector. 30% SI. Dropping it here so /smg/ can’t whine when they asked why no one shilled $EOSE when it hits $20 in a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.55421636]

>>55421623
Oh shit did you say, AI? I'm in.

[Anonymous No.55421638]

>>55421121
Tell me more about the Volga Hurricane.

[Anonymous No.55421640]

>>55421621
Go to downtown San Francisco and get some meth

[Anonymous No.55421645]

>>55421635
Bro is posting a small cap shitco with 30% short float and he thinks its gonna get him rich. Lol.

[Anonymous No.55421647]

>>55421627
Ahh CRBPajeet good morning sirs! How are.you today dear?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55421649]

>>55421640
that's so far away, can't i just go to ohio and get some? ohio is way closer.

[Anonymous No.55421655]

>>55421635
>>55421645
Yep just as i thought EOS is a literal stocktwits / twitter pump and dump. I can spot these shitco posts within a few seconds when some tard is bragging about the high short interest on one of these small cap shitcos and its central to his thesis

[Anonymous No.55421662]

S _ _ R H _ _ R

[Anonymous No.55421663]

>>55421635
>I’m about to be rich.
Post position

[Anonymous No.55421673]

>>55421662
SOAR HOUR

[Anonymous No.55421677]

>>55421649
If you even come within 3 states of my, I'll find you and take your bussy.

[Anonymous No.55421681]

>>55421673
clever Mumu

[Anonymous No.55421682]

>>55420363
This is the way! Large retirement funds, like teachers retirement funds buy the worse shit ever, because they are government backed. So the bank always have them buy the really bad smelling shit.

[Anonymous No.55421685]

>>55421647
How in the fuck does shit derail a train? Do Indians poop with the density of depleted uranium?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55421688]

>>55421677
i'll just throw a box of little debbie cakes in one direction and run in the other, what do you do then rocker?

[Anonymous No.55421689]

>President Joe Biden has begun using a CPAP machine to treat longstanding sleep apnea, per Bloomberg.
Best CPAP stocks?

[Anonymous No.55421696]

>>55421682

[Anonymous No.55421699]

>>55421382
Alright, this makes me want to get a Chicken Alfredo from Olive Garden now. The whole reason american goy cattle eat at these sort of restaurants is because they feel they get good value, lots of quantity for not much money. As such, the Chicken Alfredo is a really good "deal" in the eyes of most customers.

When I went on an RCL cruise a couple weeks ago, I really re-discovered that Americans are like size queens for food. They just love eating until their stomach lining is stretched apart and then they keep eating more until it hurts to eat.

[Anonymous No.55421701]

>>55421688
If they are peanut butter cream pies I'll be defenseless and you will escape baggot. That was quick thinking on your part.

[Anonymous No.55421703]

SOXL, you ok?

[Anonymous No.55421705]

>>55421049
>the best OG sloppa
For me it's filling up on breadsticks and salad before the meal even comes

[Anonymous No.55421706]

This is ridiculous
We were winning!

[Anonymous No.55421712]

>>55421663
32 contracts 18AUG23 $5 C. $20 is FUD

[Anonymous No.55421732]

>>55421712
yagmi

[Anonymous No.55421733]

>final hour hits
>All my shit that was just languishing all day pops
Fucking optionsniggers I swear.

[Anonymous No.55421738]

>>55421705
I know someone who knows someone who has an elite Olive Garden game plan that maximizes the amount of food they get. Order the Never Ending Pasta bowl or any of the all you can eat options in Olive Garden. Then basically they just do what you said, fill up on salad and breadsticks / other "free" stuff before the meal comes. Then bring a backpack or a purse with some tupperware and tin foil. Load up a few rounds of your pasta and put it in the tupperware. Keep doing this until all your storage is full and your purse / bag has pasta spilling out of it.

Then, keep on ordering breadsticks and maybe eat some pasta.

Then, get as many to-go boxes as you possibly can and fill in a few rounds of pasta in there.

Then, keep on ordering breadsticks.

The gist of the strategy is to bring enough storage with you and to-go boxes that you've basically accumulated a few meals over the course of one dining experience at the Olive Garden.

[Anonymous No.55421748]

>>55421635
*TYPO CORRECTION: Ticker is $EOSE

[Anonymous No.55421753]

>>55420425
Redpill me on Siemens Energy and Covestro

[Anonymous No.55421764]

>>55421738
>Literally strategizing to spill your spaghetti

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55421765]

>>55421738
It's better than what I do and get really drunk on the cheap wine, and put a few handfulls of spaghetti in my pockets with every bowl, then get up and try to hit on the waitress who's working the other side of the restaurant but trip and spill my spaghetti everywhere.

[Anonymous No.55421766]

>>55421689
>sleep apnea
That causes brain damage, right?

[Anonymous No.55421768]

How much longer until BRICs explodes the USD?
I'm getting kinda impatient.

[Anonymous No.55421769]

Uh guys why isn’t SOXL going back to $80

[Anonymous No.55421777]

>>55421689
Damn he's fuckin done.

[Anonymous No.55421780]

>>55421733
Gotta get in and out at the right times.

Managed to time the top perfectly and squeezed my spreads dry before the drop. Been chilling for the last 3 hours.

[Anonymous No.55421790]

>>55421765
Youre supposed to sneak in your own booze into the Olive Garden and drink it in the bathroom. I buy $1 New Amsterdam vodka shots (Peach, Apple, or Mango flavored) and take like 3-4 of them in the bathroom at the beginning of my meal right after I get my water or right after I'm seated.

Then you get a nice buzz. Wait for a few rounds of breadsticks and salad.

Then go back in the bathroom and take two more shots. You should be getting tipsy and hungry enough for a nice big meal at the Olive Garden. Always BYOB to restaurants.

[Anonymous No.55421795]

>>55421780
>just time the top bro

[Anonymous No.55421798]

Why does anyone give a fuck about Carnival When Carvana is up over 15% for the second day in a row. This stock is the stock of the year as far as I’m concerned. Look at the 6 month chart

[Anonymous No.55421803]

>>55421769
>doesn’t know what time decay is

[Anonymous No.55421808]

>>55421798
>highly shorted shitcos squeezing
wow you have the equity diligence of Cathie Woods
Yawn. It's just factor risk / noise. All shitcos are squeezing lmao. Over the long term its a GAAP accounting fraud litigation candidate and is a short.

[Anonymous No.55421836]

>>55421795
Look at volume, MACD, option volume to make your decisions. If you catch it early enough before it swings up, you can get in cheap and vice-versa to get out. It works like 80% of the time.

[Anonymous No.55421839]

>>55421699
You do you, but you can probably get that many calories by making your own chicken alfredo for a fraction of the cost
Still, I eat out a lot so I'm not judging. Let he who owns the glass house throw two birds at one stone.

[Anonymous No.55421851]

>>55421766
Huh, yeah, actually.

>Sleep apnea-related brain damage can be partially or completely reversed in many cases with positive airway pressure (PAP) therapy, usually with a continuous positive airway pressure (CPAP) device.
>can be partially or completely reversed
https://www.verywellhealth.com/sleep-apnea-brain-damage-5216803

[Anonymous No.55421852]

Wow I guess everything is ok now!
I'll just go long and buy

[Anonymous No.55421864]

>>55421836
post portfolio if you are this good at timing the market
doing it for a month can easily make you a multi millionaire, a year gets you in billionaire status
or are you a once a month i get lucky nigger that posts his shizo lines

[Anonymous No.55421881]

>>55421808
Seems zero risk when the thing goes up 640% in a year and still manages to keep the trend going. It would have crashed by now if it was a bad pic. It’s doing a TSLA like 2020

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55421890]

>>55421790
Before I quit smoke pot, when my friend and I would go out to dinner we would just hit his thc vape pen at the table. Now I just use my juul at the table, been doing it for years now, and nobody has ever said anything.

[Anonymous No.55421892]

>>55421803
>>55421769
lmao @ LETFfags

If SOXL was truly 3x the daily SOXX moves then SOXL^(0.3333) would be proportional to SOXX. However SOXL^(0.3333) underperforms SOXX by a lot.

[Anonymous No.55421913]

>SOXX +585% all time
>SOXL +3589% all time
midwit alert

[Anonymous No.55421934]

>>55421913
>he doesn't get it

[Anonymous No.55421941]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.55421944]

>>55421934
better with a time scale

[Anonymous No.55421945]

$BB earnings AH

[Anonymous No.55421947]

>>55421864
>volume
>MACD
>option volume

Just because I use these don't mean I open huge positions and win every time. I just aim for modest gains and get out when it reaches my exit price. Besides, I use spreads to limit my loses considerably.

[Anonymous No.55421953]

>so what if your investment in SOXL would be up 6x more than if you invested in SOXX during the same timeframe, look at my made up chart!
lmfao

[Anonymous No.55421964]

>>55421947
>tells people to just time the market
>tell people to just use these shizo studies
>cant time the market himself using his schizo studies
kill yourself, nigger

[Anonymous No.55421970]

Stop gambling.
Buy S&P ETFs.

[Anonymous No.55421973]

>>55421685
maybe someone shat on the electronic box that lets tracks switch

[Anonymous No.55421974]

>>55421892
>It's easy, just invest three times as much money and you can invest with less risk for the same returns.
Genius, why didn't I think of that.

[Anonymous No.55421976]

The bull market is back!

[Anonymous No.55421978]

>>55421970
UPRO, got it

[Anonymous No.55421987]

>>55421953
>holy shit this backtest shows that something made money in a massive bullrun
>must be because of leverage
lol

Disclaimer: Past results not indicative of future performance

[Anonymous No.55421988]

Bake you stupid milkbreaths

[Anonymous No.55421997]

>look at this extreme outlier! haha, what now?
holy shit he's still going lmfao

[Anonymous No.55421999]

>>55421913
>>55421974
>>55421953
>since Feb 2020 peak
>SOXL +8%
>SOXX +86%
OH NONONONONO

[Anonymous No.55422002]

>>55421988
I would but my oven is broken
And now that TQQQ has dumped, I can't afford a new one...

[Anonymous No.55422008]

>>55422002
BAAAAAAKE

[Anonymous No.55422016]

CAM ON TESLA
SCORE SOME FACKIN' PUMPS

[Anonymous No.55422017]

>>55421999
They never listen to the Chopping Noises. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop Loss.

[Anonymous No.55422018]

>>55421970
I only invest in Beanie Babies

[Anonymous No.55422030]

>>55421988
Early bakers got the rope. We bake at 350 nowadays.

[Anonymous No.55422037]

I'm on day 2 of my weekly 2 and a half day fast, and all this talk of food and baking sure ain't helping.

[Anonymous No.55422062]

>>55422037
Now whoever bakes the next thread will make sure it's [some kind of succulent, scrumptious food] Edition.

[Anonymous No.55422099]

>>55421988
>>55422008
You guys don't wanna bake just because bakers just keep being sent on mandatory 3-day vacations

[Anonymous No.55422101]

>>55422037
You fast the full 2.5 days or do you do intermittent fasting, or like daytime fasting or what?
If the full 2.5 days, why the fuck?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55422103]

>>55422102
>>55422102
>>55422102
>>55422102

[Anonymous No.55422112]

>>55421092
Decades ago I worked in a restaurant washing dishes. The spaghetti was in cold water under the counter. The sauce was on the stove. When you would order spaghetti, they'd make a piece of garlic bread, take a handful of spaghetti from the water, throw it in the water that's always boiling on the stove, and heat it up for maybe a minute or so.
Take it out of the water, put some sauce on it, and throw on the bread. Voila.

[Anonymous No.55422153]

>>55422101
Full 2.5 days, once a week. Hard reset for my body after the weekend. Sometimes I do Monday through Wednesday. But in general I usually only eat one meal a day and don't snack, so I'm usually doing IF of some sort.

[Anonymous No.55422267]

>>55421987
>Disclaimer: Past results not indicative of future performance
>Disclaimer: Slippery slope is just a logical fallacy

[Anonymous No.55423471]

>>55420521

Etrade will automatically sell any options set to expire literally at 3:59:58 do some algo thst exercises them at 3:59:59