/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55413238]

You really thought Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous /smg/ >>55411720

[Anonymous No.55413255]

SINCE 1948

[Anonymous No.55413260]

Where’s the guy who shorted SOXL this morning? What’s he thinking right now?

[Anonymous No.55413264]

P-please, guys. Just take some profits. I'm begging you.

[Anonymous No.55413266]

Two threads. As if one isn’t slow enough

[Anonymous No.55413274]

Bobos hyperfixate on one or two economic indicators and then when they go broke, they screech about how it's all manipulated. Maybe you're just not that smart

[Anonymous No.55413281]

Comfy

[Anonymous No.55413282]

go back to your gme containment thread lum

[Anonymous No.55413283]

>$24.40

FUCKING PUMP IT

[Anonymous No.55413298]

BOBO ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK BOBO

[Anonymous No.55413312]

>>55413298
>>55413274
>>55413238
someone please make and post more bobo and mumu content

[Anonymous No.55413324]

Artist rendering of what's going on in the market today

[Anonymous No.55413328]

>>55413324
Bobo breaking

[Anonymous No.55413330]

>>55413312
ITS OVER BOBO

[Anonymous No.55413331]

>>55413312
enjoy https://www.memeatlas.com/bobo-memes.html

[Anonymous No.55413337]

anyone else get a bit antisemitic every time you see 10 minutes of slow creeping gains eliminated in one sudden drop
repeat ad nauseam

[Anonymous No.55413340]

>recession fears
>market POOMPs in anticipation of a PIVOT

>recession fears ebb
>market POOMPs in anticipation of new bull market

>shorts load during slight corrections and then get squeezed even harder at next POOMP

This is a positive feedback loop with no end. SPY 600 EoY seems inevitable.

[Anonymous No.55413344]

>>55413337
Literally just cooling off for the next rally.

[Anonymous No.55413345]

>>55413340
When we spent an entire year pricing in bad things all we can do is price in good things.

[Anonymous No.55413352]

>>55413312
The bottom is in

[Anonymous No.55413354]

>>55413238
COIN KANGZ LFG

[Anonymous No.55413363]

>bobo was no match for the indomitable human spirit

Kek

[Anonymous No.55413370]

>>55413312
Bobos need to learn to stop betting against America.

[Anonymous No.55413379]

GOODNIGHT BOBO, TRY AGAIN TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.55413386]

>2 out of the last 3 times I bought ground beef at Walmart despite buying the higher quality kind and the freshness date was over a week away, the meat was rotten
Short Walmart

[Anonymous No.55413401]

>the Biden recession is over
>the Biden economic boom is here

[Anonymous No.55413404]

>>55413386
Walmart food is for trailer trash and ghetto people, use a real grocery store

[Anonymous No.55413409]

Bros I just got a $190 ticket for running a yelllow light. What in the fuck. Is this inflation at work?

[Anonymous No.55413417]

>>55413409
Bearish

[Anonymous No.55413420]

>>55413386
Hey Rocker, I got a question I've been meaning to ask that you've gotta know the answer to.

Why's GRND been getting pounded the last few days?

[Anonymous No.55413421]

there are mumus in this VERY thread right now that think todays pump wasnt the exit pump in preparation for a doomp the rest of this week and next week

[Anonymous No.55413427]

>>55413264
>he's still bearish

[Anonymous No.55413432]

>>55413324
>https://www.memeatlas.com/bobo-memes.html
>>55413330
>>55413331
>>55413352
dammn thanks bros

[Anonymous No.55413434]

We need more images of mumu and bobo getting along and being friends.

[Anonymous No.55413435]

Fresh not-advice research just dropped.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_Aq3pCtsZo

[Anonymous No.55413436]

>>55413386
>walmart
disgusting
>walmart meat
what the fuck is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.55413438]

>>55413404
I had a similar problem at the local grocery store as well. We'll all be eating bugs by the end of the year.
>>55413420
Because it's not legal to advertise children to homos on the app...yet

[Anonymous No.55413439]

>>55413386
>>55413420
Also should've hedged with /LE or, at the very least, a deep freezer. Drought killing grass means lots of early slaughter flooded the market with cheap beef months back.

[Anonymous No.55413449]

>>55413370

Then America needed to not fuck up by getting into so much debt.

[Anonymous No.55413456]

>>55413401
>the Biden zogslop apocalypse is in the horizon

[Anonymous No.55413461]

Man did I fucking step on a rake before last nvda earnings

[Anonymous No.55413462]

>>55413409
Did you blow through it at like 50mph or what? I've never heard of anyone getting a ticket for "running" a yellow light. Guess it depends on the state though.
>>55413434
Best I can do

[Anonymous No.55413463]

Calls?

[Anonymous No.55413464]

>>55413436
I bought organic grass fed beef. It was supposed to be the good stuff

[Anonymous No.55413470]

>>55413434

[Anonymous No.55413476]

>>55413463
>snapchat

[Anonymous No.55413478]

What even is the point of those dumps where TSLA dumps 4%... just for it to pump 4% the day after? It almost feels manipulated

[Anonymous No.55413487]

>>55413462
This is a marriage of convenience. Sooner or later, the "enemy of my enemy" will be my enemy again.

[Anonymous No.55413492]

>>55413344
>cooling off
well i'm warming up the oven

[Anonymous No.55413493]

>>55413463
Based. Buy yourself a Grimace Birthday Meal on the way home. You've earned it.

[Anonymous No.55413494]

>>55413464
and yet it wasn't...see the problem?

[Anonymous No.55413498]

>>55413463
I bought some for next week expiry, 17 iirc

[Anonymous No.55413503]

>>55413476
We finally found the last human being that still uses Snapchat
>>55413494
Yeah and I'm pissed. I bought a 3 pack and now I'm going to have to throw them all away.

[Anonymous No.55413507]

my conservative portfolio of 100% soxl is killing it today.

[Anonymous No.55413518]

>>55413507
SOXL chads rise up (I know I’m poor)

[Anonymous No.55413523]

bobos how are your shorts and puts doing?

[Anonymous No.55413530]

>>55413503
Zoomers use snapchat, wtf are you on?

[Anonymous No.55413531]

>>55413518
Just keep doing exactly that for a few weeks and you no longer will be

[Anonymous No.55413532]

>>55413462
Maybe the cop had a quota to fill. But $190 is fucked. I want to contest but fees for an attorney would be more. And I'm too autistic to represent myself. Good thing I'm not poor.

[Anonymous No.55413543]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55413544]

>>55413464
>organic grass fed beef
Gay. If your buying ground beef just stick with cheap dairy cattle beef.

[Anonymous No.55413547]

I hate losing money, but I hate it even more when I know others are making money

[Anonymous No.55413550]

>>55413532
You can always show up at the courthouse and hope the cop is too lazy to show up. Gets automatically dismissed that way, or at least it does here in Texas.

[Anonymous No.55413551]

>>55413530
Zoomers exclusively use TikTok

[Anonymous No.55413554]

>>55413543
>Not up 10.46%
>Therefore I lost to Lum

[Anonymous No.55413578]

>>55413544
I'm just going to go to the next town over from now on to go to the actual butcher shop.

[Anonymous No.55413583]

>>55413476
I use snapchat and im Gen z
Hmu @ sophi_dev if u want a trad gf

[Anonymous No.55413586]

>>55413543
+1.58% over here

[Anonymous No.55413590]

>>55413583
>I use Snapchat
Pass
>I'm gen z
Hard pass

[Anonymous No.55413607]

>>55413543
Up 4k with my SPY LEAPS. So that's nice. Time to hit the gym.

[Anonymous No.55413608]

whats the current stock equivalent of buying BTC in 2011?
hard mode: no NVDA

[Anonymous No.55413611]

>>55413608
GBTC

[Anonymous No.55413613]

>>55413409
FIGHT IT, FIGHT EVERY TICKET ALWAYS. show up and say u were wronged.

[Anonymous No.55413617]

>>55413543
I guess this makes it up $7583, but since Fidelity is busy journaling my shares I don't know how much that is in percent.

[Anonymous No.55413621]

>>55413607
unironically cooming to this webm right now.

[Anonymous No.55413626]

>>55413345
Earnings estimates have been continually revised downward. This is pricing in more and more bad news because it means a PIVOT and a return to easy money.
Infinite QE broke the equilibrium mechanisms of the market. Now you pump on good news because of FOMO and you pump on bad news with the expectation of mouth breather easy money.
The "recession" has been pricing in for almost 2 years now. And it still isn't here.

[Anonymous No.55413632]

Any anti-KYC FOREX brokerages?

[Anonymous No.55413634]

>>55413543
Not bad. As soon as that Ukrainian Jew mentioned HAL I started buying it again. Of course with Wagner gone the war will go on even longer so more time to load up.

[Anonymous No.55413643]

I have a bad feeling about tomorrow bull bros

[Anonymous No.55413652]

>>55413626
biden has curbed the fed, there will be no stopping the bulls this time.

[Anonymous No.55413659]

sup, scrubs. How'd you like my rise today?

[Anonymous No.55413660]

>>55413643
Media is giga-bullish, bobo is going to finally have some relief from the blue balls.

[Anonymous No.55413665]

>>55413578
this is the only way to do it honestly. then I almost never buy precuts outside of ground, sausage, and bacon.

[Anonymous No.55413669]

>>55413643
>Green today + Red futes
Tomorrow is gonna be green again, this is just 2 ez

[Anonymous No.55413680]

June 16th was the 2023 top

[Anonymous No.55413684]

If anyone did buy Best Buy either sell before August or sell in December.
They're pretty consistent.

[Anonymous No.55413686]

>>55413669
What is futures supposed to mean?

[Anonymous No.55413692]

>>55413578
>Getting scammed by butchers/farmers
Those scammers are making ridiculous amount of money and overcharge for everything. Here, they charge more than twice compared to an ordinary store. They even deliver their stuff to those same stores and sell for far cheaper there, wtf? But you know, going straight to the source is always cheaper, right? Fuckin hacks

[Anonymous No.55413694]

>>55413684
Who the hell shops at best buy anymore? It's like going to the mall now.

[Anonymous No.55413713]

>>55413692
What am I supposed to do then!!?!? I'm not eating the bugs!!!!

[Anonymous No.55413722]

>>55413692
>Sell the shittiest meats to the grocery store for cheap
>Sell the nicest meats to the savvy individual customer for a high price
>The markets bear all of this
>Some anon complains that he should just get good stuff for cheap
Bunch of commies in this thread, I swear.

[Anonymous No.55413723]

>>55413543
(-0.06%) I literally can't stop crabbing

[Anonymous No.55413726]

>>55413692
where is that? my local butchers are a little more expensive, but if you factor quality the butcher is cheaper.

[Anonymous No.55413733]

>>55413692
so...for the big gains we must chopchop the mumu?

[Anonymous No.55413734]

>>55413694
I only buy stuff from Best Buy that I want to test out before buying it elsewhere cheaper, since it's easy to return. Or if it's something that's more or less the same price everywhere and it would be a pain in the ass to return to Amazon or an online store, like a TV or something. I miss going to Best Buy and browsing games, movies and music back when they actually had a pretty big selection of shit.

[Anonymous No.55413738]

Dat deficit lmao

[Anonymous No.55413755]

>>55413692
Good meat is expensive. Sorry but farmers and butchers need to earn a living as well. Stop being poor or stick to McDonald’s hamburgers.

[Anonymous No.55413758]

>>55413738
weaker dollar, higher market

[Anonymous No.55413781]

>>55413722
Maybe in the US but here in Scandinavia things are a bit different. There ain't no shit quality meat to be found here. The difference between some high quality stuff sourced directly from the farms vs. what farmers deliver to the stores is absolutely minimal. Of course everyone here is a savvy know it all that only partakes in the most succulent and most expensive meat... nah, I don't even trust farmers at this point. Maybe you are buying from a good farmer that is worth supporting but I know no-one of good repute where I live.
But generally meat is considered to be relatively "pure" here so who cares?
Supporting "local economy" my ass. Ever since the inflation, small businesses have ramped up their prices like fuckin crazy. No, I ain't buying minced meat for more than 20 bucks per kg, wtf?

[Anonymous No.55413791]

>>55413738
So who's getting fucked here?

[Anonymous No.55413797]

>>55413781
As an American, this is what I liked best about Europe. Seemed healthy and high quality products like dairy and meet were cheap in the supermarkets. In France we got like 2 pounds of European cheese for like $7.

[Anonymous No.55413811]

>>55413791
(You)

[Anonymous No.55413818]

>>55413791
Everyone, but very bullishly.

[Anonymous No.55413819]

>>55413543
cute narita-san

[Anonymous No.55413829]

>junior role
>5 years of experience required
>senior role
>5 years of experience required
Man what do businesses even fucking want anymore.

[Anonymous No.55413832]

>>55413818
Ah, a bull orgy.

[Anonymous No.55413835]

>>55413829
5 years of experience

[Anonymous No.55413838]

Why is the market responding positively to strong economic data when it guarantees more rate hikes and a prolonged fight against inflation?

[Anonymous No.55413842]

>>55413791
The unemployment numbers are heavily fudged and have been distorted since covid. That being said this data point is still an outlier by several deviations from the trend. Everyone living primarily in the US(with no intention on leaving) is getting fucked.

Pic related, us on the left

[Anonymous No.55413843]

>>55413829
A juiced-in candidate who got in by networking and nepotism. If not that, a wageslave.

[Anonymous No.55413846]

>>55413781
>No, I ain't buying minced meat for more than 20 bucks per kg, wtf?
Correct, you von't be eating zhe meat at all.

[Anonymous No.55413853]

>>55413829
This is why I went into lab work. Nobody wants to do physical work. Same with trades... which is also why physical jobs pay like crazy nowadays. Also that sweet overtime. Just extra 20h/week and you can double your pay

[Anonymous No.55413854]

>>55413791
The suckers who service the debt at those interest rates (you).

[Anonymous No.55413857]

>55413838
inflation is dead homie

[Anonymous No.55413862]

>>55413838
Because the dollar is trash and if inflation remains high(it will) people will avoid value destruction by hiding in assets and equities. But also the market has no duty to remain rational or explain itself.

[Anonymous No.55413880]

>>55413829
It's because there largely is no need for cubicle cucks like there was before. All of that work can be consolidated to a handful of pajeets overseas. Elon musk proved that when he liquidated twitter's staff.

[Anonymous No.55413881]

>>55413838
Because it's time for tech to go up and commodities to go down.

[Anonymous No.55413890]

What’s the ceiling for SOXL?

[Anonymous No.55413892]

>>55413832
Is there any other kind, financially speaking? I think bears are too solitary for orgies and crabs just don't have any interest.

[Anonymous No.55413895]

>>55413857
Easy 20%+ inflation over a two year period where producers increased their already fat margins and now time to maintain those prices minus a few percentages to claim that they are being generous and deflationary to placate the good public. This is almost too easy. And this is why inflation will always be bullish
All the headlines are saying food is getting cheaper and cheaper but I've yet to notice a single change, how weird

[Anonymous No.55413896]

>>55413543
Up 2.15%. Roughly $1400. Every stock ended green.

[Anonymous No.55413899]

>>55413829
They want someone who smells of tumeric at half the cost.

[Anonymous No.55413903]

>>55413890
who knows but I think it'll breach 30 this week

[Anonymous No.55413907]

>>55413686
>he doesn't have an oracle to gaze into the future and see future stock prices

[Anonymous No.55413916]

>>55413880
How is that possible when 70% of /biz/ claims to be accountants or software engineers making 300k a year?

[Anonymous No.55413920]

I have to go to go to work shortly and I swear to God if one of my zoomer employees says "bet" one more goddamn time when I ask them to do something, you're going to see me on the news.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55413930]

>>55413920
bet you don't do shit

[Anonymous No.55413931]

>>55413892
There's that edit of a bull, bear, and crab getting consecutively raped by a black swan.

[Anonymous No.55413933]

>>55413686
It's like ETFs except the price of futures is the same as ETFs 15½ hours in the future.

[Anonymous No.55413940]

>>55413838
because thats whats happening today. ask again next time its bearish and you will have two different "reasons" from some other anons.

[Anonymous No.55413943]

>>55413930
Fuck you baggot you dirty baggie nigger

[Anonymous No.55413948]

>>55413920
You'd prefer mid or fr fr or bussin? I should really look up what those "terms" actually mean.

[Anonymous No.55413951]

>>55413916
They work from their mothers basement and pay asian girls to be their girlfriend online

[Anonymous No.55413958]

>>55413948
Put it ong

[Anonymous No.55413961]

>>55413948
Mid means it's not so great no cap ong.

[Anonymous No.55413976]

>>55413608

mara idiot

[Anonymous No.55413988]

>>55413948
They say fr fr all the fucking time too. The fact the zoomer girl is a qt is the only thing that keeps me sane.

[Anonymous No.55413995]

>>55413948
Its past your bedtime gramps, no cap

[Anonymous No.55413996]

GOD BLESS THE USA AND GOD BLESS JOSEPH BIDEN. #4MOREYEARS SPY 500 END OF SUMMER

[Anonymous No.55413998]

>>55413920
BET

[Anonymous No.55414007]

Just woke up. My regards to the Golden Bulls

[Anonymous No.55414019]

>>55413920
Ight bet. You're real life mid af. You be on sum simp type shit frfr

[Anonymous No.55414052]

>>55413920
>I’m finna roll over to work right quick and if one of these weird ass boomer employees says “okie dokie” one more goddamn time when I rizz them bout something, on god you’re finna scope me on the news. No cap.

[Anonymous No.55414074]

>>55413543
+3.24
And loaded up on puts at close

[Anonymous No.55414089]

to think that there are really BULLS among us right now as we fall from the very top

[Anonymous No.55414100]

>>55414089
all the bobos still shorting and holding SQQQ are going to end up like that retard who lost 80K euros shorting the entirety of europe last winter

[Anonymous No.55414101]

>>55413940
I think I might have to switch to passive investing and get a new hobby lol

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55414110]

so.... pull back tomorrow? i was thinking SOXS since god damn SOXL ran up pretty nice today

[Anonymous No.55414116]

>>55414089

We leveled off and hit resistance pretty hard towards the end too. Isn't there FOMC or some shit happening tomorrow as well?

[Anonymous No.55414132]

>>55414110
Vix is low, which means the Big Boys are going to pump the market harder to fuck over all the noobs buying Vix

[Anonymous No.55414165]

>>55414116
14:30 UTC+1

Policy panel
- Andrew Bailey, Governor, Bank of England
- Christine Lagarde, President, European Central Bank
- Jerome Powell, Chair, Board of Governors of the Federal Reserve System
- Kazuo Ueda, Governor, Bank of Japan

"higher for longer"

[Anonymous No.55414177]

>>55413324
>>55413298
>>55413274
>is that a +1% day after 6 of the previous 7 days were red

[Anonymous No.55414185]

>in nasally hall monitor voice
big trouble guys,
the Fed says we are in big trouble guys
big trouble

[Anonymous No.55414207]

>>55414165
thats a lot of people with dead economies speaking at one time

[Anonymous No.55414220]

>>55414177
Minor pullback after 6 straight months of steady upwards momentum.

[Anonymous No.55414225]

>>55414177
Ok now look at the 3 month chart you dumb bear fuck

[Anonymous No.55414226]

>>55414220
June 16th was the top, it's over Mumu, I have the high ground

[Anonymous No.55414232]

>>55414165
lagarde said today climate change causes inflation lmao

[Anonymous No.55414236]

>>55414225
>it went up so it will keep going up
haha

[Anonymous No.55414243]

>>55414236
>it went up so it has to go down
lmao enjoy getting GORED

[Anonymous No.55414244]

>>55414236
Ok now look at the chart starting in 1611

[Anonymous No.55414250]

>>55414236
That epic crash is coming any day now

[Anonymous No.55414260]

>>55414243
I can't short the bottom if I shorted the top

[Anonymous No.55414272]

>>55414260
a new bottom was formed last week, now we pump to a new high

[Anonymous No.55414337]

>>55413694
Poor people, the elderly, teenagers, Mac faggots, anyone buying an unlocked phone(because they still price match), small businesses needing printers and office computers with a support line, the first place you think of when you ask yourself, "Shit I need an HDMI cord.".
You would be surprised.
If they have something I want online, I'll go there and get it. There's no reason not to.

[Anonymous No.55414339]

>>55414232
workers just need to stop asking for pay rises
simple

[Anonymous No.55414358]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.55414361]

>>55414339
In fact employees should demand pay cuts! Its for the environment, think of the planet

[Anonymous No.55414365]

>>55414339

[Anonymous No.55414372]

Wow, Intel is looking good

[Anonymous No.55414380]

>>55414361
You jest but if everyone took a pay cut, inflation would go down. Economics is a funny game.

[Anonymous No.55414390]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55414398]

Yes, I am euphoric.
Yes, I am a permabull.
No, there's nothing you can say to stop me.

[Anonymous No.55414402]

Just got back from a three day vacation (Tahiti, if you're curious).
Why are we green today? How long will it last?
My portfolio is absolutely V shaped

[Anonymous No.55414404]

COME ON LUMMMMMMM!!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!!

[Anonymous No.55414416]

>>55414372
Do you think price recovery is due to riding the whole AI trend or has all legislation subsidizing chip making finally worked its way into valuations?

[Anonymous No.55414459]

>>55414398
I don't want to stop you giving me your money

[Anonymous No.55414464]

>>55414459
bobo-san...

[Anonymous No.55414465]

>>55414416
It was priced in before the chip acts were even public

[Anonymous No.55414466]

im so glad i have puts in nvidia
how do you beat the 0dte bullshit in the market?
easy, drop a stock in afterhours

[Anonymous No.55414471]

we should just cut the middle-man and all get together and we each say if we are bullish or bearish and we have a big display of the market and various tickers and we exchange money with each other based on the price action of the day

[Anonymous No.55414476]

>>55414464
>line went up
ergo line go down
QED

[Anonymous No.55414482]

>>55414466
lmao why is it dumping since 20 minutes ago?

[Anonymous No.55414494]

>>55414416
It's due to a fake and gay market with fake and gay unlimited upward pressure amongst a long enough time horizon. With talmudic usury, equities win

[Anonymous No.55414497]

>>55414482
i dunno dude maybe because its price is way too fuckin high and now its high time memevesters get roped again

[Anonymous No.55414498]

>>55414494
>The one guy switching hands

[Anonymous No.55414502]

After my 3 first months of investing:
SPY: +2% - ok that was easy
Pepsi: +1.5% - but constantly swings down to 0
Lockheed: -1% - why is this going down. Wasn't this supposed to be safe.
BSM: -2% keeps swinging to 0. Is a div stock anyway.

In total I'm down like 0 5% in a bull market. I guess i should wait another 3 months for any conclusions, but I'm probably better off with a savings account

[Anonymous No.55414505]

>(YOU)
Are doubting yourself, stop.

[Anonymous No.55414511]

>>55414471
I'm sure the FEC would be very interested in this.

[Anonymous No.55414520]

>>55414505
that's right, OXY will go up 35% and my portfolio will be worth a half million dollars I believe it.

[Anonymous No.55414521]

Wow, what happened to semi-conductors? SOXS is up 3% after hours

[Anonymous No.55414526]

>futes

[Anonymous No.55414528]

>>55414521
retail gets fucking rekt again

[Anonymous No.55414542]

>>55414521
it's just Mumu's way of winning

[Anonymous No.55414546]

>>55414471
>cut the middle-man
peer to peer
>all get together
decentralised
>bullish or bearish
gambling

[Anonymous No.55414552]

>>55414546
>exchange

[Anonymous No.55414554]

Do seasonal shit. It's easy.
>wow, Home Depot's stock goes up a little in the spring and through the summer
>hey oh wow Best Buy's stock goes up during the Holidays.
>...hey wait, I can profit from this information
>I should!

[Anonymous No.55414561]

>>55414502
yeah... there are savings account with 5%+ APY

[Anonymous No.55414566]

>>55413895
This;
and picrelated.

[Anonymous No.55414580]

>>55414566
to which someone replied...

[Anonymous No.55414590]

>>55414505

[Anonymous No.55414594]

>>55414520
Wow, that's so volatile. Everybody hates oil now?

[Anonymous No.55414595]

>>55414554
i do that but with tech because its grows year round

[Anonymous No.55414612]

Test.

Edit: MODS

[Anonymous No.55414615]

>>55414358
No, I'm not trying to get pennies when the train is almost here

[Anonymous No.55414618]

Whats up with tech after hours?

Literally no news here...winder what futures are gonna say

[Anonymous No.55414622]

>>55414594
being an oiler is tough right now, but soon either they will all learn about the vengeance of the old economy, or I will learn an important lesson about trusting closet homo towelheads going into the second half of this year

[Anonymous No.55414630]

>>55414618
today was a fake pump to generate exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.55414637]

Only 2 weeks until earnings season

[Anonymous No.55414641]

>>55414618
Biden trying to ban chip sales to china

[Anonymous No.55414646]

>>55414561
At least CD should be close to that. Now when inflation is 4% I will at least not lose money

[Anonymous No.55414648]

>>55414618
the news is shits too high and overpriced, ai is fake and gay, and retail gets fucked and my puts print, the end

[Anonymous No.55414649]

>>55414630

Bs

Earnings season is here.

[Anonymous No.55414668]

>>55414649
earnings have been shit, why do you thin these will be better?

[Anonymous No.55414675]

Mumus tongue my anus.
Also slurp Oil.

[Anonymous No.55414679]

>>55414648
Pls make google great again

[Anonymous No.55414686]

>>55414668

Earnings havent been annouced this quarter you fucking retard. MU goes first tommorrow

How are they 'shit'...more than likely, they will be better than expected


This pullback afterhours looks like its judt futures driven. Alot can happen between now and 9:30am. Good night

[Anonymous No.55414696]

>>55414637
And then the real pump begins

[Anonymous No.55414702]

>>55414686
>futures driven
how are index futures gonna drive a selloff on specific stocks but not others?

[Anonymous No.55414703]

>>55414686
I meant the earnings for the past two quarters dumbass. Just because "beat expectations" doesnt mean these companies arent losing money

[Anonymous No.55414704]

Biden wins: oil goes up
Trump win: tech goes up
DeSantis wins: Disney goes down
Newsom wins: pharma goes up

Have you invested for the future?

[Anonymous No.55414706]

taking (((their))) cut after hours.

[Anonymous No.55414724]

>>55414704
The tribe wins: banking goes up
Now ask yourself what is common among all candidates?

[Anonymous No.55414732]

>>55414482
>>55414497
>NVIDIA SINKS 1.3% ON REPORT OF POTENTIAL NEW CHIP EXPORT CURBS

[Anonymous No.55414741]

>>55414554
Why do you think that one baking template has a link to astrological and Jewish calendars?

[Anonymous No.55414743]

>>55414724
They hold JEPI

[Anonymous No.55414745]

>>55413238
Just found a correlation of -0.9985 between EUR/USD and USD/DKK. What do I do know?

[Anonymous No.55414754]

>>55414745
Congratulations. You figured out the Danish Kroner is subject to 99% identical economic conditions as the Euro.

[Anonymous No.55414771]

MICRON AI EARNINGS BABY FUCK YEA $100 CALL OPTIONS

[Anonymous No.55414772]

>>55414754
fair enough but what about WTI Futures and EUR/AUD. (-0.80)

[Anonymous No.55414778]

The people selling tech are gonna be real sad they did. That dip will be slurped by 9:31am

[Anonymous No.55414794]

>>55414703

All i hear is poo poo pee pee nigger nigger poo poo

[Anonymous No.55414795]

>>55414772
Europe is filled with retarded greens and, hence, short energy. Australia is a notorious commodity producer. WTI follows commodities in general (as well as natural gas, which Australia is a big exporter of IIRC)

[Anonymous No.55414796]

>>55414704
Biden wins: solar and EV goes up
(It will go up anyway, it will just have an easier time doing it)
Trump wins: petroleum, coal, crypto, Stocks will boom. You'll hear that some of it was illegal five years later. No one will care.
DeSantis wins: woke... uh, dies? I'm not sure if he means literal truth or the meme. Either or, he's from Florida. I know what he's against. He's not for much.
Kennedy wins: It's weed and crypto season! Economy will eat shit because leftists like unprofitable things like fairness and equality, rather than bearishness and equity.

My choice: It doesn't goddamn matter. The world is insane because of social media, not who the president is. It's almost insane in spite of it. America won't get more centrist or even leftist with a Democrat president and it won't get more conservative with a Republican one. The divisions are black and white, sometimes literally.
>so give up?
On a long enough timeline, humanity is a net zero game. This doesn't end well. What part of this screams sustainable? It ain't changing, tho. You've got about 40 years. Chop chop.

[Anonymous No.55414798]

I hope you're speding time in the market anon, not trying to "time" it.

[Anonymous No.55414801]

This market is such bullshit

[Anonymous No.55414804]

>>55414771
Was thinking of buying puts for MU. What's your stance anon?

Anyone else buying LCID? I've been acooooomolating and just crossed 600 shares today.

[Anonymous No.55414811]

>>55414794
jesus christ man, just go shit in a bush or something, don't spread that out everywhere!

[Anonymous No.55414814]

>>55414794
Go back

[Anonymous No.55414818]

>>55414801
The guy at Amazon needed to buy some so they lowered it for him.
You've seen Bitcoin dip, you know how it works with whales. Always helping their buddies, so considerate.

[Anonymous No.55414819]

>>55414798
i can see the signs, anon

[Anonymous No.55414821]

Genuinely almost shit my pants on the way into work today. I was caught in traffic when I got the shit cramps that were end stage. Genuinely saw my life flash before my eyes and had a moment of morbid calmness knowing I was about to drop a kilo of fresh shit in my boxers. You all know the type of cramps I'm talking about. It's nothing short of a fucking miracle that I made it pantsu clear. God is real, god is good.

[Anonymous No.55414826]

>>55414814
>reddit nigger says what

[Anonymous No.55414833]

seriously though
get fucked nvidia

[Anonymous No.55414848]

>>55414795
Thanks anon. Imma try and automate the trade now to see what happens.

[Anonymous No.55414849]

Back from the gym. Saw some cute grils. Time for some drinking. We have fun here at the /smg/.

[Anonymous No.55414855]

>>55414833
>Roko's Basilisk will remember this post

[Anonymous No.55414889]

>>55414741
>anomalies

[Anonymous No.55414904]

>>55413409
I got out of a speed camera ticket by pleading not guilty and prior to the trial asking the popo for a ton of discovery info. My court date got rescheduled 3 times because it was going to take them time to compile everything I asked for.
Then the officer on my ticket quit and it got dismissed lmao

[Anonymous No.55414934]

>>55414821
This was either written by a 5yo or a 30yo.
>futures

[Anonymous No.55414947]

>>55413523
>bobos how are your shorts and puts doing?
lookin good

[Anonymous No.55414961]

>>55413838
>Why is the market responding positively to strong economic data when it guarantees more rate hikes and a prolonged fight against inflation?
Because it's a one day retail pump before it's rugged. PCE inflation data friday.

[Anonymous No.55414976]

>SOXL sisters what happened?
Looks like the PCE data leaked to the jews

[Anonymous No.55414997]

Jpow speaking tomorrow at bell. And then 2:30 Thursday. He's not gonna let this rally shit go on.

[Anonymous No.55415002]

What the absolute fuck happened after hours??? Dumb gay shit

[Anonymous No.55415012]

Mike Wilson said it's still comin'.

https://archive.fo/OR7L7

[Anonymous No.55415015]

>>55414976
no that's another Biden mouth fart about banning semi's from china

[Anonymous No.55415017]

>>55415002
no, son, the dumb gay shit happened during market hours.

[Anonymous No.55415027]

>>55415002
>massive coordinated dump after hours
>pic related

Anyways, what's your faggots positions on MU? My head says puts.

[Anonymous No.55415049]

Markets will dump to zero until every last glownigger is removed from power. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.55415066]

>>55415049
that bodes well for the economy

[Anonymous No.55415096]

>>55414849
Imagine those girls squatting on your face now

[Anonymous No.55415135]

fuck i had a small feeling that i should have bought SOXL calls this morning, didnt follow through because i was waiting until next week. hope this rally is a fake. otherwise im eyeballing LABU.

[Anonymous No.55415159]

everywhere i look just degeneracy, fuck your semitronconductors and that's not hyperbole

[Anonymous No.55415162]

>NVDA
THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT WHOAAAA ALMOST 1000 POINTS WHOAAAA

[Anonymous No.55415163]

>>55414976
they just wanted a better entry point

[Anonymous No.55415165]

my lil svix is doin somethin

[Anonymous No.55415175]

>>55415162
Wtf you mean nvda is overvalued until they actually improve revenue and stop seeing their cost of revenue soar?

[Anonymous No.55415201]

New debt time bomb incoming

>inb4 nothing happens

[Anonymous No.55415202]

>>55415175
Check the AH action

[Anonymous No.55415203]

>>55415135
oh shit, yep it was a huge con. they were roping in baggies on purpose, brutal.

[Anonymous No.55415205]

>>55415162


All these dips wil be slurped

Its literally a report about a proposal that hasnt been approved or given a date, its a nothing burger probably released by some glowie faggot who is gonna buy calls at open

[Anonymous No.55415212]

>hose under 35 have the lowest net worth at $76,300.
Why are people so broke.

[Anonymous No.55415213]

>>55415201
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-06-23/commercial-real-estate-reset-is-causing-distress-from-san-francisco-to-hong-kong?

[Anonymous No.55415223]

>>55415205
If it dips a bit further I can buy it in my Roth. Missed my 2nd chance few weeks back when it dipped back to 380.

[Anonymous No.55415229]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55415230]

Mumus'll hit the floor like Johnny Gill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAb05qK-Us4

[Anonymous No.55415234]

>>55415229
The worst part is that I actually considered trying this for a split second.

[Anonymous No.55415235]

>>55415230
bobo when you go inside your shit is gone

[Anonymous No.55415242]

>>55415234

My wife is going to buy this. She loves goyslop sauce

[Anonymous No.55415243]

>>55415235
>this is the best the ESLnigger shills can come up with

[Anonymous No.55415248]

>>55415229
I can't dismiss that sauce on its face considering honey mustard and orange chicken is a thing and I have tasted (((Ken's))) condiments.

[Anonymous No.55415254]

>>55415243
I would suck her daddies dick i love her so much

[Anonymous No.55415268]

I'm gonna put my options order on MU tomorrow morning. I'm so torn after watching NVDA and AI do their mega pumps and mega dumps. Then the obvious China restriction news today.

The consensus seems bearish, and I tend to agree.... but the FOMO of a retard pump is too real. Is nobody else taking a bite?

[Anonymous No.55415275]

Why cant an institution just short a bond paying like 3.5% and then buy a bill paying like 4 or 5%? Its self funding and zero risk

[Anonymous No.55415277]

>>55415243
And to think this whole time, you could have been buying calls.

[Anonymous No.55415279]

>>55415268
Nvidia found away around the commerce department before and they will again. This new thing probably won't materialize because its just Biden throwing a tard fit and his handlers will cool him off with a pudding cup so he doesn't destroy financial markets and ruin his own reelection chances

[Anonymous No.55415286]

>>55415277
Polar jungle frozen punters, all my sculptures look so flustered.

[Anonymous No.55415287]

Do you guys know of a good place to discuss actual DD on individual tickers? I like you guys, but it’s just a lot of meaningless banter around here.

[Anonymous No.55415294]

>>55415279
I agree with your mid-term outlook, but I wonder what the short term implications will be during tomorrow's earnings. Just trying to ride the wave, man.

MU, NVDA, SKYT, etc... aren't going anywhere but up long term, but I'm doing short plays.

[Anonymous No.55415296]

>>55415012
>and with the Fed closer each day to cutting rates
zerohedge is such a meme

[Anonymous No.55415298]

Youtubes algorithm is so good I dont even need to subscribe to people anymore, it just reads my mind

[Anonymous No.55415303]

>>55415287
Unironically no, everything is just people posting rocket emojis on their bags that will never recover.

[Anonymous No.55415304]

>>55415287
Lol, I am pretty sure refugees from here have moved to yahoo finance and seeking alpha too. There is no escape in the normiesphere. I hope you have a pair of striped socks for your discord group hunt.

[Anonymous No.55415308]

>>55415287
Pay 25k a year to chat with other bloomberg analysts and you will realize this place is exactly the same in less words.

[Anonymous No.55415310]

>>55415294
Its better to bet on what's been happening instead of chasing the "it could fall at any minute" narrative

[Anonymous No.55415312]

>>55415308
That's fair, because a lot of people have jobs they aren't qualified for, and some people here are pretty retarded (But in a good way)

[Anonymous No.55415313]

>>55415303
>rocket emojis
>baggies

fucking 90 percent of Twitter and Reddit. At least Stocktwits has a few decent posts amongst the troglodytes

[Anonymous No.55415325]

>>55415310
I think their actually EPS is going to be junk, but with the AI fomo, volatility, etc... I think it really is a coin flip on how they portray their forecast. NVDA is a big dog so they blew up, C3 rode the wave but fundamentally was junk as a former energy company. I don't know, I'm not falling for bearish propaganda or fear, I generally don't know.

You got a position?

[Anonymous No.55415328]

[Anonymous No.55415330]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi9H6X4ucoc

So apparently the new MTG set with LotR crossover is selling extremely well. People who couldn't buy the commander decks in time are spending $200 to buy the 4 decks on Amazon. Problem is, they're receiving ONE deck and getting scammed by sellers. This may be a significant hit to Amazon's cash flows, depending on how their refund policy acts. Separately, I was going to long HAS for their next ER

[Anonymous No.55415334]

>>55415328
Would be a fitting and poetic end.

[Anonymous No.55415347]

>>55415328
NVDA ending green tomorrow would be peak clown market

[Anonymous No.55415357]

>>55415330
Could be a good investment to just buy an unopened box and stuff it away for a decade.

[Anonymous No.55415360]

>>55415328
That must be why AMZN is still investing billions into cloud computing in Ohio instead of more AI.

AI is the new Dot Com Bubble of the 2020's.

[Anonymous No.55415362]

>>55415357
That's the commander decks, though. The collector boxes are going for like $530 or something with taxes in on the open market.

[Anonymous No.55415370]

>>55415347
>will be
not "would be"

[Anonymous No.55415374]

>>55415362
Oh, they're normally only like $200 right?
So it's probably just a temporary fad then?

[Anonymous No.55415392]

>>55415374
Collector boxes? Let's say about $240, plus or minus on release. Baldur's Gate, for example, went up to about $270 on the open market, then crashed down 60% to about $160 a collector box. For MTG sealed, you want a small position initially, after the hype dies down, but get more as the print run ends (about 1Y after release). Prices start to trickle upwards after 5-7Y from the end of the print run, and over a long period of time, can approach 12-15% annual gains (but you have to wait like 15-20 years in some cases)

[Anonymous No.55415398]

>>55415325
just SOXL calls

[Anonymous No.55415411]

amd has dropped almost 3% in the time it took me to rewatch The Big Short, i will channel His divine energy and correct this market alhamdulilah

[Anonymous No.55415413]

>>55415201
>>55415213
Solution: solve the city housing problem by converting all that downtown space into housing

[Anonymous No.55415424]

>>55415413
>crash commercial and residential real estate at the same time
I wish a nigga would

[Anonymous No.55415425]

>>55415423
>>55415423
>>55415423
>>55415423
>>55415423

NEW!

[Anonymous No.55415433]

>>55415242
>>55415234
>>55415248
>>55415229

[Anonymous No.55415675]

>>55415287
pro tip: post a counter to your own thesis and watch people come out and attack you on how you're wrong