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55412321 No.55412321 [Reply] [Original]

It's coming folks. Maybe not this year, but next year certainly.

We're here to help and protect your financial future. We advise that you sell your stocks, crypto, homes, etc. We mean to buy for cheap afterwards *COUGH* sorry what I meant to say is that you better take our warning seriously. Remember what happened when Powell started hiking interest rates on you last year? Imagine that x10 when we buy up residential real estate for cheap *COUGH* EXCUSE ME, sorry, I keep mixing things up.

But yes, you will sell everything, and you will be happy.