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Job interview in 5 minutes. How do I calm myself?

>> No.55404475

Quick goon in the bathroom.

>> No.55404480

A shot of vodka

>> No.55404481

>>55404458

Slow deep breaths. You got this OP.

>> No.55404560
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55404560

>>55404458
meditate for 1 hour

>> No.55404573

>>55404458
pushups

>> No.55404615

>>55404458
think about taking chads cock up your ass

>> No.55404640

>>55404458
just stop caring, they're people just like you , they also have other stuff going on in their minds and things they want to attend to...

>> No.55404718

>>55404475
Unironically this.

>> No.55404742

>>55404458
Long deep breath, with a short pause and quick inhale at the uptake, then a single long drawn out exhale. Repeat multiple times. Works wonders.

>> No.55405068

>>55404458
I’m sorry I missed your thread anon.
Put this picture on your phone and just look at him occasionally during your interview. It’s all a joke anyways, and you getting that job is just the punchline

>> No.55405076
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55405076

>>55405068
This pic

>> No.55405085

>>55404458
PICTURE THE HR ROASTIES ABUSED STINKY DARK AWFUL VAGINA

>> No.55405121

>>55405076
Literally impossible to do unless you're a sociopath incapable of feeling emotion

>> No.55405258

kek
>goon