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On Monday, I'm going to take the train from my studio apartment in Elizabeth, New Jersey, and walk into a midtown law firm, where, despite not going to law school, I will use my genius and quick wit to impress the managing director and land an associate position. It will be just like that scene from Suits. WAGMI.

>> No.55386488

>>55386469
I'll take a big mac please

>> No.55386515

>>55386469
God bless. Report back here on Tuesday. Don't forget the firm handshake.

>> No.55386564

>>55386488
Funny you say that, one of my roommates actually works at McDonald's. Miguel, he's a good guy.

>> No.55386574

>>55386515
You got it, fren.

>> No.55386691

>>55386469
Literally impossible, the best you can hope for is to get a legal assistant job and get the ground the fuck down by managing partner. Unless you have very high seniority as a paralegals, attorneys look at non-law grads like scum. Plus you are not admitted to the bar.

>> No.55387035

>>55386691
>Literally impossible
Yeah, maybe with that attitude.

>> No.55387044

>>55386469
>>55386564
>>55386574
>>55387035
I hope the lawyers trump up charges against you and you spend the next decade in maximum security prison.

>> No.55387052
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55387052

>>55386469
Look him in they eye, and have a firm handshake, kiddo