/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.55380604]

BIZ BALL

e Bought The Top Edition

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/?f_search=tentacles
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>55377500

[Anonymous No.55380613]

What happens next?

[Anonymous No.55380616]

wheres that anon that said to buy spy 0dte calls for a 100% return?

[Anonymous No.55380618]

>>55380613
>FAG index at ATH

[Anonymous No.55380619]

>Educational sites:
>https://exhentai.org/?f_search=tentacles
How many SMG's has this been here for?

[Anonymous No.55380626]

>>55380619
idk I just smashed that ctrl+c/v like a madman.

[Anonymous No.55380634]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.55380639]

SOXL Sisters... it is decaaaaaaying

[Anonymous No.55380642]

seems like a slow bleed day

[Anonymous No.55380643]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.55380650]

>>55380634
>>55380643
Your welcome!

[Anonymous No.55380651]

>>55380626

[Anonymous No.55380655]

>>55380618
Could've fooled me.

[Anonymous No.55380656]

Bought spy calls at open. Sold near the top of this range for 30%. Done for the day :)

[Anonymous No.55380662]

>>55380619
You got a problem with it anon?

[Anonymous No.55380667]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.55380669]

thats it im buying a disgusting 0dte then going to mow the lawn. i expect to come back to a 100% gainer.

[Anonymous No.55380671]

>>55380604

[Anonymous No.55380672]

>>55380662
No. I am not a janny nor am I a tranny. Therefore it is fine, but I won't be surprised if this thread is deleted.

[Anonymous No.55380684]

>>55380672
How new r u? Link fuckery is a time-honored baker tradition.

[Anonymous No.55380685]

>>55380656
Nice, that's good trading my man

[Anonymous No.55380687]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

[Anonymous No.55380692]

>>55380684
in all fairness, janitors don't really respect traditions, like baking is fine after 310

[Anonymous No.55380693]

>>55380619
looks like since early thursday, sneaky.

[Anonymous No.55380694]

/neetthinkingitwassaturdaygang/ here

[Anonymous No.55380698]

>>55380687
Aw, I loved this song in high school.

[Anonymous No.55380704]

beyond meat is gonna pump soon

[Anonymous No.55380706]

>>55380704
soon as in today?

[Anonymous No.55380713]

>>55380704
>Pumping your fake meat
bruh

[Anonymous No.55380736]

I don't know what to slurp

[Anonymous No.55380742]

>>55380704
YWNBAM

[Anonymous No.55380747]

>push up
>pull back
>push up
>pull back
>push up
>pull back

[Anonymous No.55380750]

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.55380758]

>>55380713
>>55380742
put your emotions away. fake meat is the future, bill gates and greta thunberg will see to it

[Anonymous No.55380769]

>>55380736
Semen energy

[Anonymous No.55380771]

>Joyous cheering from the crypto pits

[Anonymous No.55380772]

>>55380747
SLIDE TO THE LEFT

[Anonymous No.55380776]

>>55380769
Gimme the ticker

[Anonymous No.55380780]

>>55380747
>BREATHE IN
>NOW BREATHE OUT
>HANDS UP
>NOW HANDS DOWN

[Anonymous No.55380784]

>>55380776
ENR

[Anonymous No.55380788]

Alright guys what's the best move for a 5 or so year investment. What to slurp?

[Anonymous No.55380790]

>>55380704
I hope so my puts are at $12.5 strike

[Anonymous No.55380791]

>>55380758
I WILL trade emotionally and you cannot stop me.

[Anonymous No.55380801]

Huh, kinda regret not selling my spread earlier when it was up $300. Oh well.

[Anonymous No.55380802]

>>55380788
TESLA
NVIDIA
LLY

[Anonymous No.55380806]

>>55380788
Banks probably will do alright eventually as long as you don't buy foreign ones.

[Anonymous No.55380812]

SOFI gonna pump to $15.
Believe it

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55380820]

>>55380788
>5+ year
any of the fintechs. nu, paypal, sofi. ally
just buy 2 year leaps and sit on it.

[Anonymous No.55380822]

>>55380788
AAPL

[Anonymous No.55380834]

wow nice red week, it barely even registers as a blip on the chart

[Anonymous No.55380836]

>>55380812
kek baggie cant be happy with 100% pump on a shitcoin tier bank and is already coping

they dont even make money man. give it up and buy a real company

[Anonymous No.55380851]

Daily reminder that there is a LOT more trouble brewing under the surface
Daily reminder that all the banks balance sheets are all completely fucked
>banks seeing massive deposit outflows due to higher interest rates
>banks seeing balance sheets collapse, as commercial real estate is now worth 50% pre-covid due to work from home [banks positioned themselves / risk management with the belief that 'commercial real estate can never go down in value!!']
>due to banking crisis, extreme tightening of credit conditions; failure to roll previous loans and failure to issue new loans = money supply contraction
So, why would the Fed "skip" but not "pause"??
Because the banks are that fucked, and the Fed hopes that by pausing, and giving them more time to fix their balance sheets, they can get their shit together and prevent total systemic failure
>pro-tip: they can't fix their balance sheets
"Anon, what are you talking about, the banking system is strong and resilient!"
L o l. Yeah, that's why the bank usage of the Fed's Bank Term Funding Program has gone up, not down as time has passed. Everything is fine.
>pic related
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/H41RESPPALDKNWW
Daily reminder: the banks learned absolutely nothing from 2008 re: risk management
Daily reminder: we will see spectacular banking collapse by the end of the year, as we see defaults, delinquencies, and interest rates continue to rise
Daily reminder: You've been warned
The deposit outflows have not stopped. Commercial real estate will not recover. Credit tightening will increase. Wake up. Take the wool off your eyes.
>still, when it happens, /smg/ will be surprised

[Anonymous No.55380860]

whats the most reliable day trading strategy the earn 1k monthly with 10k starting capital? i want to play it safe

[Anonymous No.55380870]

>go long
>ES pumps for a few points, then dumps all those points and several more
>go short
>ES stops dumping and starts pumping again

[Anonymous No.55380871]

>>55380860
0DTE options on TQQQ

[Anonymous No.55380872]

>>55380860
there isn't one

[Anonymous No.55380874]

>>55380860
Yeah 150% annually seems safe to me. Sell naked calls on biotech firms

[Anonymous No.55380876]

>>55380860
0dte calls on RIOT

[Anonymous No.55380891]

>>55380860
May all these nu-Mumus be promptly brutally heemed

[Anonymous No.55380893]

>>55380860
Put every single dollar that you have into lean hogs, they have a return of 37,000% per week

[Anonymous No.55380895]

>>55380891
But anon, he only wants 10% a month. And nothing risky! That makes him a conservative investor.

[Anonymous No.55380919]

>>55380812
Is it that hard to accept that this recent SOFI rebound was just a momentum chasing pump and dump?
Take your gains while you still have some.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55380928]

Why the fuck are my calls going down? I fucking hate this rigged as fuck market. Fuck this shit, I'm going back to playing Mahjong in Riichi City.

[Anonymous No.55380934]

Crypto miner bros...

[Anonymous No.55380943]

>>55380928
What you COULD do, is go back to /sp/ and gamble your money on niggerball games.
Eh?? Huh????
>>55380934
Should've bought gold, the real bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.55380948]

lol

[Anonymous No.55380957]

Reminder that /g/ trannies are always butthurt poorfags and reverse them to get rich.
>hated bitcoin stayed poor
>hate apple stay poor
>hate intel stay _____

I'll let you figure out the pattern

[Anonymous No.55380963]

Alright why'd it dump boys. I cant find any good info as to why stocks dunped

[Anonymous No.55380965]

i feel fomo for a stock. is anything you have going green today?

[Anonymous No.55380966]

SOXL sissies, I think it’s over for us :(

[Anonymous No.55380968]

>>55380934
This price action is insane. Didn't expect $31k until Sunday but, fuck, that might happen today.

[Anonymous No.55380974]

>>55380948
How the fuck is that supposed to work?

[Anonymous No.55380975]

there are mumus in this VERY thread

[Anonymous No.55380981]

>>55380965
CCJ's in a decent buy zone imo, but I'm already at my radiation exposure limit.

[Anonymous No.55380983]

>>55380963
just a healthy correction and profit taking

[Anonymous No.55380997]

send david soxl my regards

[Anonymous No.55381003]

>>55380893
We are going to be QUADRILLIONAIRES

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55381004]

>>55380943
Hockey season's over, and the Yankees are playing like shit. So there's nothing to fucking bet on.

[Anonymous No.55381016]

>>55380963
To give you a dip to buy

[Anonymous No.55381025]

>>55380981
yeah looks like it broke trendline recently so thats bullish

[Anonymous No.55381032]

>>55380975
The market's never going to recover is it?

[Anonymous No.55381031]

SOXL.com/refunds

[Anonymous No.55381042]

>>55381032
tomorrow it will be back to ATH. Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.55381047]

the absolute state of /smg/

[Anonymous No.55381051]

die mumus die!!!! muhahahhaha

[Anonymous No.55381063]

>not being all in usd

[Anonymous No.55381065]

The market has effectively crabbed for 2 years.

[Anonymous No.55381069]

Ok, I FOMO'd into HOGS with $300, wen lambo? Also with a share being about $.36, how many shares equals one pig? How many piggos did I buy?

[Anonymous No.55381075]

WHAT THE FUCK DID
UVXY DO?
A x10 over night what the fuck was that
On some quack waddle fuck type bullshit
On that missed the train home, throw you under the bus betrayal

[Anonymous No.55381108]

faggots

[Anonymous No.55381109]

>>55381065
and it will crab for much more, the rotation from the Nikkei market is here for the next hundred years

[Anonymous No.55381116]

>>55381032
i regret to inform you you've bought the generational top

[Anonymous No.55381117]

>>55381025
I don't follow any of that TA astrology nonsense. Glowing rocks are up recently and they'll keep going up. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.55381121]

>>55381075
Lmao fuck this shit
Never gonna trade vix shit ever again

Also can someone explain this please?

[Anonymous No.55381122]

>>55381109
Time is a flat circle and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.55381127]

>>55381069
you didn't buy any pigs because the pigs being traded are synthetic and not real. Lean hogs are cash settled.

[Anonymous No.55381137]

I like to get my arts and crafts from Joanns, micheals and hobby lobby are cool I guess but they don’t have a wide variety of textiles

[Anonymous No.55381139]

>>55381127
>the pigs being traded are synthetic
Are you saying bacon ends the Fed?

[Anonymous No.55381143]

>>55381137
A literally dying industry.

[Anonymous No.55381150]

The recession is arriving. Bulls are trapped for the long march lower.

[Anonymous No.55381151]

tgt slurp

[Anonymous No.55381154]

>>55381121

[Anonymous No.55381168]

>>55381139
>>55381127
Motor cycles go vrooom vrooom

[Anonymous No.55381170]

>>55381063
Triple bottoms are scary tho, anon.

[Anonymous No.55381189]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Czx8EWXb0

[Anonymous No.55381190]

The great bear humbling sequel is starting

[Anonymous No.55381215]

abbv slurp

[Anonymous No.55381217]

>>55381189
I made some Amazon orders last week. You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.55381219]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6To0fvX_wFA

[Anonymous No.55381224]

Oil needs to hurry up and dump to $50

[Anonymous No.55381225]

>>55380788
Tesla. not even joking.

[Anonymous No.55381229]

>BTC 31k
>Physical
>RIOT
>Calls

[Anonymous No.55381231]

>>55381225
I have concerns about that meme master company, but their charging network deals made me sit up and pay attention.

[Anonymous No.55381237]

>>55381225
They *are* well-capitalized and moving towards production of waifubots.

[Anonymous No.55381239]

>>55381117
i dont follow nothing else almost than astrology lines.

since 2020 it has gone from 10 to 30.

[Anonymous No.55381245]

Canned soda tastes way worse than bottled. Its like they add extra Goy Syrup to the cans

[Anonymous No.55381256]

>>55381231
You should look for the most retarded bulls bulletpoints 2 or 5 years ago. Slowly they are all turning true. I am tired of beating Elon fucker to fail. At this point Tesla could build the first AGI, autonomous cars and fucking robots.

[Anonymous No.55381263]

>>55381245
It's the polymer liner inside the cans. Short BALL

t. worked for Coors and did some testing on those cans

[Anonymous No.55381265]

When is Disney gonna bottom out they are too big for the government to ever let them completely collapse and I want a piece of the recovery pie.

[Anonymous No.55381284]

>>55381239
So has uranium though, more or less. And this is before any supercycle/supply shortage memes kick in.

[Anonymous No.55381288]

What

[Anonymous No.55381298]

>>55381288
Oh reverse split

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55381304]

My ass got obliterated playing with SOXL

[Anonymous No.55381311]

>>55381288
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/reversesplit.asp

[Anonymous No.55381312]

>>55381284
>uranium
>shortage
>Literally one of the most abundant amd easily accessible elements on earth

[Anonymous No.55381326]

>>55381265
They won't rally until prostitution gets legalized. I want to FUCK Park Rey.

[Anonymous No.55381339]

>>55381304
post ass

[Anonymous No.55381342]

SPCE bros...

[Anonymous No.55381344]

>>55381326
This fukin guy

[Anonymous No.55381345]

>>55381312
Anon, you cannot just dump ore into a reactor.

I mean, I guess you can but it won't help you generate power.

[Anonymous No.55381350]

O chads, will it dive to lower lows?

[Anonymous No.55381363]

>>55381342
Shorting the billionaire space ride on news of the fatal billionaire ocean ride is, in retrospect, super obvious.

[Anonymous No.55381381]

>>55381363
Challenger/Columbia/Apollo 1 private moment when.

[Anonymous No.55381394]

>>55381284
i dont like the wild volatility of the current move. there is like 20% moves till it reverses.

[Anonymous No.55381399]

I TOLD you people that a live bear crossed my path last week. I TOLD you. If you ignore my schizophrenic omen-based investing indicators you deserve to lose money. "Synchronicities aren't le real" Okay Reddit tell it to my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.55381401]

>>55381381
Those dopes at Virgin Galactic already had one. With a test pilot anyway.

[Anonymous No.55381405]

what are we thinking? looking like it might actually recover for the day from here.

[Anonymous No.55381411]

>>55381363
It'll come back though. Rich people just need a few months to forget about it.

[Anonymous No.55381416]

>>55381405
Crab at the very least. Bears had their chance but exhausted on the second attempt.

>Captcha: RGAYR
kek

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55381422]

>>55381339

[Anonymous No.55381425]

t slurp maybe rn

[Anonymous No.55381437]

I slurped

[Anonymous No.55381446]

>>55380966
Merely a minor correction.

[Anonymous No.55381448]

>>55381437
sounds gay tbqfam with you

[Anonymous No.55381450]

>>55381411
The problem is that Branson's on the clock, against two other billionaires with unlimited budgets and zero fucks. I think short squeezes are the bulk of the SPCE upside from here, rather than fundamentals.

[Anonymous No.55381454]

>>55380812
Alright, Naruto.

[Anonymous No.55381455]

>>55381446
why do you keep posting this disgusting girl

[Anonymous No.55381457]

>>55381401
lmao what a goofy ass design. Also, that's why all shitbox small aircraft have "DON'T USE FLAPS ABOVE X KNOTS" stickers everywhere.

[Anonymous No.55381462]

>>55380698
you have to be at least 40 to post here

[Anonymous No.55381472]

VIX just went negative on the day.
It's got a 12 handle btw.

[Anonymous No.55381480]

>>55381457
If I had a lever to change the tail boom like that, there's no question I'm pulling that shit.

[Anonymous No.55381489]

>>55381455
Don't talk that way about Serena
>>55381437
What'd you slurp fren? I averaged down on my garbage ass GEVO

[Anonymous No.55381495]

>>55381127
Then I'm going to a Chinese restaurant to get char siu pork to make up for it

[Anonymous No.55381513]

>>55381489
She hit the wall fast

[Anonymous No.55381522]

>>55380736
SNDL

[Anonymous No.55381523]

MARA just did a breakout and retest, joining BITF, HIVE and HUT.

RIOT is just straight breaking out.

[Anonymous No.55381524]

>>55381455
Silence Knave, so we may drink our ale in peace.

[Anonymous No.55381527]

>>55380604
Imagine not going ballsdeep in COIN for the eastiest x5 you can make in the bullrun next year.

[Anonymous No.55381528]

beyond meat is on the menu

[Anonymous No.55381533]

I cant believe I bought the fucking top again

piece of shit stock market, fuck you guys for all your bullish memes last week, now SPY is going down to 360

I HATE THE STOCK MARKEEEEEEEEET

[Anonymous No.55381540]

>>55381489
>>55381524
gevo btw is looking weak but i hope it goes up for you. you can get a rally soon

[Anonymous No.55381541]

>>55381489
QLD

[Anonymous No.55381548]

So everyone agrees the economy is fucked but we still pump anyway?

[Anonymous No.55381552]

women shouldnt drink beer

[Anonymous No.55381557]

>>55381540
I got stuck swing trading it around $8 and I've been bagholding ever since

[Anonymous No.55381565]

>>55381457
How do I get into a college flight program? I just received my rejection letter this morning.

[Anonymous No.55381568]

Siemens Energy bros... we're going to recover, right?

[Anonymous No.55381575]

>>55381565
you can't
apparently

[Anonymous No.55381579]

>>55381548
fugazi fugazie its a wazzie its a woozie its a pfshshsh

[Anonymous No.55381607]

>>55381527
They're going to be shut down by the SEC to make room for the Fidelity/Schwab/Blackrock/WEF crypto exchange.

[Anonymous No.55381609]

Oh wow color me shocked, as soon as SOXX and all its underlying hit technically oversold they just flatline and stay there. What a fucking coincidence.

[Anonymous No.55381610]

>>55381446
What is this hideous retarded webm?

[Anonymous No.55381660]

where do I find the meme pump and dumps

[Anonymous No.55381662]

I do'nt know where my thumb drive went

[Anonymous No.55381667]

>>55381660

[Anonymous No.55381675]

Boys Im (>>55380669) back. Mowing did the trick. Just banked on my 0dtes. Also Im SOXS anon and Im now back to were I was before I lost it all. That means I made back my YTD loss and the YTD profit I used to have. Suck my dick you doubters.

[Anonymous No.55381680]

>>55381667
yh what sub wallstreetbets is talking about gay politics rn

[Anonymous No.55381710]

Are we buying today or waiting to slurp at a lower price? Surely it will continue to decline before bouncing back.

[Anonymous No.55381723]

>>55381675
Nice anon. Keep on goombling.

[Anonymous No.55381739]

>>55381568
You got about $1bn worth of busted wind turbines to fix. So get cracking!

[Anonymous No.55381747]

>>55381565
Just b yourself.

[Anonymous No.55381758]

>>55381662
Uh oh. What kind of files were on that thumb drive?

[Anonymous No.55381759]

>>55381723
We're all one gamble away from makin' it. simple as.

[Anonymous No.55381762]

Reminder that Comcast is gonna spike hard in early 2024. Disney is either gonna sell them Hulu at a discount or they'll get 10 billion in capital from selling their portion of hulu.

[Anonymous No.55381795]

>>55381762
I fuckin HATE Comcast.

t. sent via Comcast

[Anonymous No.55381821]

The Birds Stop Chirping.

The Baboon Runs Back To His Cave.

The Birds Are Silent.

The Monkeys Stop Howling.

Look at VIX.

Its So Low.

[Anonymous No.55381830]

>>55381758
Nevermind I found it...
I needed to use it to scan a document, so I didn't remember what was on it. Turns out... nothing!

[Anonymous No.55381840]

The market is not hedged at all.

People haven't bought enough puts.

We are perched on the precipice. The market will get caught offsides and people will be forced to sell stock since they have no puts as a hedge.


It's all scary.

You should look at the VIX and see how low it is and be frightened.

You should be staring at your ceiling in bed for hours every night because you are concerned about how low VIX is.

You should be losing sleep over this.

[Anonymous No.55381845]

>>55381830
>TFW someone is at your place and they ask you about that one external drive

[Anonymous No.55381847]

I can't tell if I was supposed to buy the dip this morning or not.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55381855]

Did you guys hear they found the submarine? Turns out everybody was killed instantly, which is probably a nicer way to go than sitting in a cramped space with no food and water waiting to run out of oxygen.

[Anonymous No.55381863]

>>55381855
water way to go

[Anonymous No.55381874]

>>55381845
"It has music and stuff."

[Anonymous No.55381875]

And just like that, I slurped at the right time!

[Anonymous No.55381878]

>>55381821
>The Baboon Runs Back To His Cave.
Ominous. Feels like the baboons have been partying hard since 2021.

[Anonymous No.55381879]

Whatever happened to that mutant fish stock? Can't remember the name.

[Anonymous No.55381887]

>>55381847
no, wait until july starts.

[Anonymous No.55381892]

Closed out for today. Made my $500 and I'm happy.

[Anonymous No.55381893]

>>55381855

yeah I heard some things about it

[Anonymous No.55381899]

>>55381878
The Baboon Usually Leaves His Cave When The Birds Are Chirping. And The Forest Is Teeming.

When The Baboon Goes Back To His Cave It's Because He Wants To Hide.

From What Is Coming.

VIX is 13.

[Anonymous No.55381903]

>>55381847

[Anonymous No.55381908]

>>55378512
>>55380687
Still bagholding?

[Anonymous No.55381933]

>>55381840
should I buy the SEAS dip?

[Anonymous No.55381951]

>>55381933
No. SEAS is facing severe regulatory risk because they have been weaponizing orcas for a few years now.

[Anonymous No.55381965]

>>55381879
AQB. Lol.

[Anonymous No.55381983]

We are finally back to pre-COVID VIX levels. Historically, is low VIX bullish?

[Anonymous No.55382006]

Spent $800 on what i thought was a roof mounted solar panel from a company called sun power on offer up . It ended up being a shitty nema $30 junction box.

[Anonymous No.55382008]

>>55381983
Yes. At least during the covid bull market vix was always low and the name of the game was to short it on every spike.

[Anonymous No.55382016]

>Siemens loses 35% of its value because their defective wind turbine units cost $1 billion to repair

[Anonymous No.55382019]

>>55382006
>>55382016
EVERYBODY GETTIN SCAMMED BY GREEN ENERGY

[Anonymous No.55382037]

Where are my BOILies at?? With that reverse split, WAGMI

[Anonymous No.55382044]

>>55382016
they will never learn

[Anonymous No.55382056]

>>55381892
>happy
this guy never heard of More Money More Problems

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55382068]

>>55381675
congrats bro

[Anonymous No.55382076]

>>55382044
These fields look gorgeous. nature is beautiful, truly

[Anonymous No.55382111]

Called it a day and coomed to pics of chun-li
>>55382044
Green tech is a scam to leach government money

[Anonymous No.55382129]

>>55381840
Low volatility means high liquidity, no?

[Anonymous No.55382137]

>>55382056
I've been around enough. I know when to take it down.

[Anonymous No.55382146]

>>55382111
You Jack off to the fat dude from pawn stars?

[Anonymous No.55382165]

If Zuck beats Musk in the cage fight would that be bullish for Meta? It would show how dominant he is and help his public perception that he is not just an awkward lizard nerd. Perhaps it could make people believe in his leadership more.

[Anonymous No.55382224]

>>55381840
The illuminati are using the VIX to prop up the market and make their central banks look smart before the great reset

[Anonymous No.55382244]

>>55382137
god i love famke janssen

[Anonymous No.55382258]

> SPY is up, my stock grants are down
> SPY is down, my stock grants are also down
I'm going to become the Joker.

[Anonymous No.55382264]

>>55382146
Kek'd

[Anonymous No.55382275]

/smg/ is dead and I am the only poster left

[Anonymous No.55382286]

>Big green day across the market yesterday
>Entire green move erased by futures
>Market up again today
Is this the play? Buy every dip? The extended hours manipulation is so tiresome.

[Anonymous No.55382295]

>>55382275
Lay off the masturbation for a while anon, it's too sore

[Anonymous No.55382308]

>>55382165
Maybe but I'm long both META and TSLA so I lose either way. What if Zuck wins but gets punch drunk?

[Anonymous No.55382333]

>>55380604
This story is very spoopy. Ever since I started dedicating my life more to biz, and to chase the balls, I have kind of disappeared to family and friends. I can't stop looking at the ball either.
I made a drawing of me as a lion and a penguin both chasing the ball a few months ago even, wtf.

[Anonymous No.55382360]

Why is STM dropping so much?
>solid fundamentals
>went up but not crazily during the recent pump
>ex div date upcoming
>earnings not for a month

[Anonymous No.55382371]

>>55380604
I bought calls.

[Anonymous No.55382383]

>>55382360
Clown market
Clown world
Clown universe

[Anonymous No.55382432]

market rally continues as predicted early in spring towards the ath by end of year

eur usd waiting still to collapse, oil is collapsing again with gold it seems. rartes are Too waiting to collapse back to 2% handle now as inflation is back 0%'ish soon which fuels more rally eventually

tech still overbought now, dow jones not so or sp500

wall street entering summer vacation now, typically low volatility era begins but some rare cases there is summer panic trading in markets. so beer and boating in sunshine it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzISOVu3Oew

[Anonymous No.55382466]

>>55382432
Why did you double space that? Am I expected to print it out and then write my corrections in the spaces between the lines and then take a photo with my corrections and then upload that back to the thread as a .png?

[Anonymous No.55382510]

AAAAAA EL DIABLO

[Anonymous No.55382511]

I bought AXS TSLA Bear Daily ETF (TSLQ)

[Anonymous No.55382530]

>>55382511
Seems better to just short TSLA directly

[Anonymous No.55382539]

>>55382510
Go ahead and treat yourself to something off the McDonald's Dollar Menu. You've earned it champ.

[Anonymous No.55382543]

To whichever anon said whoever doesnt buy DG is an idiot a few weeks ago: Thank you, sincerely. I made $836 off your tip. I'm thinking of taking profits - 11.83% in 14 days is pretty tempting!
You just bought me like 2 weeks of hotels for my Japan trip in October! :)

[Anonymous No.55382548]

>>55382510
>2 figure account
Only a matter of time before we have 1 figure accounts posting here.

[Anonymous No.55382550]

So, I have this stock I'm looking at, O

>https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/o

YIELD 5.20%
DIVIDEND $0.26

In the website of the company
>https://www.realtyincome.com/investors/stock-information/dividend-payment-information

DIVIDEND AMOUNT 0.2555

So, the yield, 5.21% is what the stock returns annually
The 0,2555 means that you get that amount per month per share ($59.02 right now)

So to calculate how much per month I would get with $1000
1000 / 59.02 = 16.9434 (amount of shares I can afford with 1k)

17 (rounding up, lets say I spend a few more bucks) * 0.2555 = 4.34

So putting $1000, I get back $4.34 per month, correct?

[Anonymous No.55382565]

>>55382466
Yes and show your work please.

[Anonymous No.55382589]

>>55382360
ChatGPT was a meme. Investing in AI was a meme. All memes end.

[Anonymous No.55382607]

>>55382432
>eur usd waiting still to collapse
ECB still outhawking the Fed. You're gonna be waiting for a long time, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.55382652]

What happened to BOIL? Is this real

[Anonymous No.55382653]

Who is buying tech here? lmao

[Anonymous No.55382654]

>>55382037
Plz explain. I had lots of shares at 3 bucks but now I only have a few at 60 is it all good? What's happening? Help me, I'm scared

[Anonymous No.55382670]

>the BOIL reverse split soon shitposting finally actually happened

[Anonymous No.55382671]

>>55382550
Yes. Also keep in mind that "O" is more of a REIT than a traditional company stock. This means you may get heemed just because their tenants move to an online model or whatever: https://www.realtyincome.com/our-portfolio

[Anonymous No.55382672]

>>55382654
reverse split so I can continue dumping.

[Anonymous No.55382673]

>>55382550
why dont you just...
1000$ / 0.052 = 52
52 / 12 = 4,33

[Anonymous No.55382674]

>>55382652
Someone spoon feed

[Anonymous No.55382682]

>>55382652
Line go up sometimes

[Anonymous No.55382685]

>red day
>VIX 12.94
lmao

[Anonymous No.55382691]

>>55382652

[Anonymous No.55382698]

>>55382673
I meant 1000$ x 0.052 fuck

[Anonymous No.55382700]

>>55382589
STM isn't a meme company. They do have some AI exposure (edge computing) but they're hugely integrates into markets like IoT and basically anything that has an Arm chip and isn't a phone.

[Anonymous No.55382713]

>>55380604
What are the odds we pump back up above 440 SPY?

I wanted to short last week but no money and just got paid today and now we're back in the 430s. Would love to short above 445 to feel safer. don't feel as safe in the 30s

[Anonymous No.55382716]

>>55382654
They reduce the total number of shares to raise the price proportionately. They did a 1:20 split, so if you had 1000 shares, now you have 50, but the price also multiplies by 20, so those shares were worth 20 times the amount at the time of the split. Usually this is done to keep stock below $1 from being delisted, so I'm not exactly sure why BOIL did it.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55382737]

>>55382548
Don't you remember gigaport? The English lad who decided to buy stocks instead of gamble on sports?

[Anonymous No.55382749]

>>55382716
What happened to those with less than 20 shares?
Heck, what about with people with shares different than multiples of 20. Do they have fractions of shares now?

[Anonymous No.55382751]

>>55382691
Cool time to short all of these

[Anonymous No.55382762]

>>55382700
Last year semiconductors pumped on crypto, this year they pumped on AI. STM is a part of the semiconductor meme.

That doesn't make the company itself a meme, it might be good and fairly valued here. But it does mean it's subject to that fickle tide.

[Anonymous No.55382775]

>>55382749
It must depend on the stock/ETF/etc. Last time my shares had a reverse split, they rounded them up, but this time I was given fractional shares to meet the exact proportion.

[Anonymous No.55382780]

>>55382653
me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4z1AZI2sYg&list=PL55086AB3CE6BE133

[Anonymous No.55382794]

>>55382543
That's pretty fuckin rad.

[Anonymous No.55382796]

>>55382737
Ah yes, is he still around? Also gambling is better than the stock market anyway so he made a mistake.

[Anonymous No.55382818]

>>55382671
I am aware it is a REIT, but I fail to see how changes in tenants would mean anything. I guess they have agents that work on finding new tenants for those situations
Unless you mean something like mandatory quarantines again, but even then, real state is too strong, I don't see it failing. Brick and mortar superstores aren't going anywhere soon

>>55382673
>>55382698
So close, yet so far...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55382830]

>>55382796
I think he got drunk and placed a bunch of bets he couldn't cover, so I told him to check into rehab and wait for an option play that I thought would come in for a 10 bagger but it just went to 0 and his bookie probably found him and now he can't type because he has no fingers.

[Anonymous No.55382843]

>>55382685
I put these lines on the vix a couple years ago. The top one and the bottom one mark where I determined it is statistically winning to go short or long vix using a vix tracking fund including decay.
This is not financial advise and you will not post sad anime girls at me if you lose money

[Anonymous No.55382844]

>>55382713
PLEASE RESPOND

[Anonymous No.55382859]

I think I'm going to slurp some $INTC. They're making a fab in Poland and that's enough for me to go in.

[Anonymous No.55382860]

>>55382830
Speaking of terrible sports bets, what are you throwing your money at lately? Your Yankees fucking blow so I hope you aren't betting on them.

[Anonymous No.55382861]

>>55382844
100% given enough time

[Anonymous No.55382872]

>>55382859
They're also buying a chunk of Arm at sometime, probably this summer/autumn

[Anonymous No.55382886]

>>55382843
Intredasting, but did you try to determine if it wouldn't be better to short equities instead of longing VIX derivatives?

[Donkelman No.55382890]

Anyone into Memecoins? Looking for a new hot project to invest in. Any idea welcome basically

[Anonymous No.55382897]

Markets are crabbing too much, just dump already

>>55382565
Tits need to be way bigger and then I would want both of them

[Anonymous No.55382899]

>>55382890
Sir this is /smg/

[Anonymous No.55382904]

>>55382872
That only sweetens the pot

[Anonymous No.55382916]

>>55382859
how much you thinking of buying?

[Anonymous No.55382918]

NOW IS THE TIME TO GO ALL IN ON KOLD

ALL IN ON KOLD RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.55382919]

>>55382670
>natural gas green
>volume at weekly low

[Anonymous No.55382922]

VIX is mean-reverting, you statistically illiterate bulltards.

[Anonymous No.55382923]

>he didn't slurp OIL at or below $68

[Anonymous No.55382932]

>>55382918
>KOLD
>During the summer
Boy if that's not a contrarian play I don't know what is.

[Anonymous No.55382938]

>>55382886
>did you try to determine if it wouldn't be better to short equities instead of longing VIX derivatives?
No. My calculations were slapdash and lazy.

[Anonymous No.55382943]

>>55382890
instead of memecoins you can use 3x btc or 3x eth etc. funds which dont have shitcoin risk pull the plug effect but they trail the overall market returns similar way to shitcoins

>>55382899
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHWOAUjnmjQ

[Anonymous No.55382952]

>>55382904
Yeah man I'm holding INTC too

[Anonymous No.55382959]

>>55382916
Max 200 shares. I'm starting with 100 for now. I'm not going that deep. My account is pretty small to handle that much heat.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55382962]

>>55382860
I actually bet against them last weekend, but been so demoralized I haven't been betting on anything. I went to the casino Saturday and fucking won everything I played. Started wtih $100 on a black jack table, and was going to just play 2 hands, won both of those so I moved to the roulette table and hit 3 numbers on that, then won more on craps, ended up playing 1-2 no limit poker and won another 400 there, at one point black out drunk kicked in, and woke up on father's day with over 2 grand in my pocket in a room at the hotel next to this naked chick with gookfu blowing up my phone.

[Anonymous No.55382970]

>>55382922
this is correct, only it is going down to its 100 year moving average.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rbm6GXllBiw

[Anonymous No.55382986]

>>55382962
Do you just go out of your way to find people to cheat on your gookfu with? I know you bought her fair and square but Jesus a little humility would be nice.

[Anonymous No.55383002]

>>55382932
>not going short immediately after a reverse split

[Anonymous No.55383004]

>>55382923
because my xom is still up 41%

[Anonymous No.55383017]

>>55383004
>That chart
Jesus, what a shortable pile of shit

[Anonymous No.55383023]

Why are we talking about stocks? This is the Sexy Mamacita general, post more goblinas

[Anonymous No.55383026]

>>55382890
Can I interest you in a dude shrooms lmao memestock instead? Check out TRUFF

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55383029]

>>55383023
>post more goblinas
I bet you buy bud light at target.

[Anonymous No.55383033]

>>55380604
Why’s crypto mooning while stocks are dumping?

[Anonymous No.55383043]

>>55383023
Last time I posted a webm of /ourgirl/ and her mom and sister I caught a 3 day mandatory vacation, so I shan't be posting it again

[Anonymous No.55383051]

>>55383023
goblinas are good for one thing and one thing only...
and that's making authentic tacos and burritos
I like CMG burritos, but they aren't authentic

[Anonymous No.55383054]

>>55383017
go for it, i'll just be waiting to buy

[Donkelman No.55383062]

>>55382943
Thanks man! Yeah these coins are more risky for sure. Found some funny projects like $GTFO but might be better to go the more traditional route.

[Anonymous No.55383064]

let it dip

[Anonymous No.55383077]

>>55383033
Whales (BlackRock (Jewish)) are accumulating.

[Anonymous No.55383078]

>>55383033
BlackRock's creating a Bitcoin ETF. Coincidentally, the news broke right after the SEC fistfucked all the major crypto exchanges. Interesting timing. Really gets the ol' noggin joggin'.

[Anonymous No.55383083]

I'm a proud oil cuck

[Anonymous No.55383094]

>>55381965
yeesh, lucky I didn't slurp that dipperino

[Anonymous No.55383098]

>>55383078
I’m aware, that’s Bitcoin though. All of crypto is mooning. After Gary said they’re all shitcoins.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55383103]

>>55383051
yeah every goblina knows how to make home made tortillas, it's actually a thing, if you don't believe me, just ask the next one you see.

[Anonymous No.55383116]

>>55383098
What's good for Bitcoin is generally good for crypto in general and most alts follow BTC. Nobody cares what Gary said.

[FRESH No.55383120]

>>55383112
>>55383112
>>55383112

[Donkelman No.55383175]

>>55383026
Yeah feel free to share anything. Freakin hard to choose :)

[Anonymous No.55383296]

>>55383026
if you're into dude shrooms memestocks, CYBN should be right up your alley

[Anonymous No.55383307]

>>55381304
What did you do?

[Anonymous No.55383359]

>>55383043
NIGGER

[Anonymous No.55383446]

>got margin called today
oh well

[Anonymous No.55383456]

>>55383446
poast the trade please i want to see

[Anonymous No.55384515]

>>55381675
kick ass, blessed, based