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[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.55377500]

He Bought The Top Edition

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/?f_search=tentacles
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55377508]

just had sex ama

[Anonymous No.55377518]

Heh, them inbread WEAT types will seethe at our CORN gains come harvest time.

[Anonymous No.55377541]

I hope the /smg/ toilets are ready because shit's about to go down.

[Anonymous No.55377547]

>>55377541
I'm yelling "timber!"

[Anonymous No.55377550]

Calls at the bell boys.

[Anonymous No.55377554]

>>55377547
I'm violently defacating, please help.

[Anonymous No.55377570]

>>55377554
Honored to meet you, Mr. Nikkei.

[Anonymous No.55377579]

>>55377570
私のお尻の穴は擦れで真っ赤に輝いていて、私はこの憤慨から決して回復しません。

[Anonymous No.55377590]

>>55377579
Well I'm not sure what that means but "banzai" to you too, fella.

[Anonymous No.55377594]

literally said Disney is for faggots out loud today at work

I am getting a little to comfortable but like, do you think ill get fired? HR consists of a 65 year old white guy. I only said it to my 2 chill coworkers but they were a bit taken back desu

[Anonymous No.55377598]

>>55377579
As a white man, I am entitled to Japanese pussy.

[Anonymous No.55377602]

>>55377594
Well let's put it this way: do you own SIGA? Or, uh, "drink BUD light"?

Even if you don't, well, better pretend you do in order to keep your job. At least if HR calls you out on it.

[Anonymous No.55377608]

>OIL

[Anonymous No.55377621]

[Anonymous No.55377650]

how come futures so red? news or just volitilitu?

[Anonymous No.55377655]

>>55377650
Japan's overstretched, "everybody follow Warren" rally just slammed into some nasty inflation numbers.

And there aren't yet enough 24/7 Robinhood traders to step in and save it.

[Anonymous No.55377674]

>>55377655
I wish Fidelity offered this. Some of my best trade ideas come to me at night. When I go to buy in the morning, it’s already up 5%.

[Anonymous No.55377683]

It's all the bong's fault.

[Anonymous No.55377704]

>>55377650
You know how Powell said this was a pause in rate hikes and not a pivot, well turns out this is a pause in rate hikes and not a pivot.

[Anonymous No.55377758]

>amazon is green
lol

[Anonymous No.55377791]

[Anonymous No.55377808]

the rally is over

[Anonymous No.55377809]

i missed it but why are futures in the shitter?

[Anonymous No.55377838]

How’s the yields doing?

[Anonymous No.55377841]

Look at the Japan computer.

[Anonymous No.55377842]

>>55377704
I see

[Anonymous No.55377880]

>>55377758
Why is that funny

[Anonymous No.55377881]

>>55377841
>currency crashing
>stocks dumping
rip

[Anonymous No.55377935]

>>55377758
I bet it will be red once the AI fad is over and also when Twitch runs out of money kek

[Anonymous No.55377937]

>he thinks natgas production hasn't been getting cut and that this heatwave isn't bullish for natgas because "muh 10 years"

[Anonymous No.55377943]

Any Canadians buying American dollarydoos tonight? I have no idea about FX markets.

[Anonymous No.55377951]

What are the best penny stocks?

[Anonymous No.55377954]

>>55377500
I'm all in on TQQQ tomorrow, send me prayers.

[Anonymous No.55377965]

>>55377954
why?

[Anonymous No.55377966]

>>55377954
It'll be fine Asia and Europe don't decide what America does.

[Anonymous No.55377968]

>>55377943
All of my holdings are in USD, CAD has been killed by Trudeau spending

[Anonymous No.55377989]

>>55377943
Personally I'm shifting some of my USD over to AUD right now. US dollar is really weak. Massive deficits, weak oil price, fed decided to pause, inflation still rampant and risking another stagflationary wave.
I could see USD/CAD easily decline back to 1.20s, not that Canada is in a much better state, but the whole USD rally was just temporary tightness and a rate hikes headstart carry trade.

[Anonymous No.55378007]

>>55377951
The only penny stock I ever recommended here was Bombardier back in 2020 and I never bought it myself because I'm a coward. Now it's not a penny stock.

[Anonymous No.55378018]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBD8M3WFrAw

[Anonymous No.55378024]

Is BOIL going up or down?

[Anonymous No.55378025]

>>55377968
>>55377989
Damn it. I don't want to bet on currencies. And it looks like it's either going to bounce or fall off a cliff.

[Anonymous No.55378043]

>>55378025
You don't have to go all in, if you do shift some. The thing about currencies is that you're always betting on them indirectly, whether you're aware of it or not.

[Anonymous No.55378058]

Sheesh look at those yields drop.
The bear thesis was as follows, vix dropping means institutional investors prefer cash over holding plus puts, and would rather stop loss into bonds in anticipation of banks getting downgraded and earnings dropping. Thanks for playing ;)
If it does pan out that's what you get for rooting for anti-White tech

[Anonymous No.55378060]

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NVDA 6/30 500c
AVGO 6/30 850c
AMD 10/18 140c
RBLX 6/30 40c

[Anonymous No.55378086]

Another work day, another day of my zoomer employees being incompetent retards. The couple that works for me were arguing because. One of their brothers who also works for me got caught stealing a salad from the cafeteria. I told the 18 year old girl who is supposed to take over to fire his thieving ass, and her boyfriend got all huffy and puffy about it and they started arguing. I had to pull their stupid asses aside and tell them to one, stop arguing at work for the thousandth time, and two, keeping a thief on the staff puts the entire company in jeopardy. I swear to god zoomers are the most incompetent and retarded generation to ever exist historically.

[Anonymous No.55378118]

>>55377594
say it louder next time
they can't fire all of us

[Anonymous No.55378119]

>>55378086
>I swear to god zoomers are the most incompetent and retarded generation to ever exist historically.
Imagine what their grandkids will be like.

[Anonymous No.55378125]

>>55378119
Honestly, the only option we have at this point is to genocide every single broccoli headed faggot, and every septum pierced thot, and just start a government sanctioned breeding program to try again.

[Anonymous No.55378137]

>>55378119
They will be born in tubes and chemically enhanced and melanin enriched to be supersoldiers

[Anonymous No.55378143]

>>55378125
>Honestly, the only option we have at this point is to genocide every single broccoli headed faggot, and every septum pierced thot, and just start a government sanctioned breeding program to try again.
holy shit based

[Anonymous No.55378167]

>>55378025
Canadian government just gave out like $500 to most Canadians to fight inflation, they are retards, bank of Canada can't keep up with the stimulate spending the Fed is doing, also they just increased the carbon Tax which is also inflationary

[Anonymous No.55378175]

>>55377650
>so red
Kek.
You were supposed to sell in may.

[Anonymous No.55378177]

>>55378167
Canada deflates by killing off all productive society members

[Anonymous No.55378205]

>>55378167
Canada is a WEF social experiment to see how quickly you can take a peaceful, functioning nation and turn it into a 3rd world shithole without firing a shot.

[Anonymous No.55378208]

>>55378175
I shorted in May and it was my worst trade in several years.

[Anonymous No.55378226]

I'm getting a strange premonition that a vehicle packed full of retards is about to implode violently and sink into the abyss.

[Anonymous No.55378245]

>>55378226
I'll believe it when I see it. Hard to comprehend how they could fuck up giving people a token worth a dollar that yields nothing, and then turning around and buying a ladder of 3m t-bills to farm 5% yields.

[Anonymous No.55378247]

>>55378226
Historically speaking the stock market should be about to fall off a cliff.

[Anonymous No.55378282]

OH YEAH, OIL CHEAPIES AT OPEN BABY. I'M LOVING IT! SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURP. HAHA

[Anonymous No.55378291]

>>55378024
up

[Anonymous No.55378297]

the rally is over

[Anonymous No.55378325]

Anyone still remember ALPP?

Turns out, paying $6m for a defunct drone business and $8m for another one does not result in a company worth $600m. Who could've possibly known?

[Anonymous No.55378328]

Why is everyone saying the market is gonna doomp?

[Anonymous No.55378338]

>>55378328
Shanghai didn't trade today causing a red day in Asia so therefore bobos think we're going to dump on Friday

[putsRnotDaWae No.55378349]

>>55378338
Let those braindead retards lose money, I'm sick of those smug faggots. I've tried to help bobos for the last year and have concluded they simply enjoy losing money.

[Anonymous No.55378371]

>markets

https://youtu.be/mCRibm4kOaE

What's next week gonna be like? Bloody red or neon green?

[Anonymous No.55378379]

>>55377650
God damn I love Kuki. Itto is so lucky.
Also, rate pauses are synonymous with red in the stock market on account of requiring further and more aggressive hikes down the line since the inflation just digs in and becomes even more sticky.... which anyone with half a brain knows but whatever. England had a taste of that. I really do pity the idiotic people on that island.
Get into mega tech and sell everything else, especially commodities. I might have been bullish on copper but not even that can retain stability. Just buy fuckin NVDA and Tesla, everything else is apparently useless

[Anonymous No.55378380]

>>55378349
2023 is to bobos what 2022 was for bulls

[Anonymous No.55378387]

>>55378086
I have a solution for zoomers work ethic. Millions of unwashed brown people that I have turned into a financial instrument called a labour bond. US is already lost I intend to get rich and build a palace under the sea since melanin sinks in the ocean.

[Anonymous No.55378389]

>Ahem
I'll be handling today's sit rep, gentlemen. I heard a k pop song on the radio in midwest US. This ocurred while handling recon ops on John "trader of the decade" Rocker. How does a frosty guy like me invest in S Korea while handling sensitive intel?

But on some real shit I'm investing in sideways pussy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc7_zRjH808

[Anonymous No.55378409]

>>55378297
Check again, son. More specifically, check out the 10 big drivers of this rally. Apple at ATH, NVDA at ATH, MSFT at ATH... sure m8, the rally is over.

[Anonymous No.55378420]

>>55378409
Their rallies will end once all the insiders sell

[Anonymous No.55378431]

Ov vey

A U.S. judge on Thursday imposed sanctions on two New York lawyers who submitted a legal brief that included six fictitious case citations generated by an artificial intelligence chatbot, ChatGPT.

U.S. District Judge P. Kevin Castel in Manhattan ordered lawyers Steven Schwartz, Peter LoDuca and their law firm Levidow, Levidow & Oberman to pay a $5,000 fine in total.

[Anonymous No.55378440]

>>55378420
>Large Cap stock is up +200% this year
This shit ain't normal bro. This is a SARMs/roid fueled mania that will not end anytime soon. Investors are too greedy nowadays.
In the past you'd say that 7-10% per year is really good but now? If you are averaging less than 40-50% per year, you are effectively a loser. It's crazy how spoiled we have become. Everything needs to pump at least 2-3% every day for us to feel like we have made any significant gains.
Hell no, this greed will not stop. If NVDA is not 600+ EOY, I am eating my shoes on stream

[Anonymous No.55378449]

What's this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.55378496]

as expected, we pump

[Anonymous No.55378512]

Did you sell your SILC position while it was green? I see it is red now...

[Anonymous No.55378515]

If a company doesnt pay a dividend its a scam

>"bu- but if they dont pay a dividend companies can use these profits to grow more"
Nope, that not how it works. Profits that arent distributed to shareholders are 100% used as bonus payments for managers. concluding, if you invest in a company that doesnt pay a dividend you're giving managers YOUR money, so you're basically a findom cuck.

>"thats not how it works chud! source?"
it literally is. search it for yourself Im not going to spoonfeed you

[Anonymous No.55378553]

>>55378512
Are you really this concerned over someone else's portfolio?

[Anonymous No.55378557]

>>55378440
i'd happily take 7% a year up if it actually means 7% a year.
and not rally up & crash down, sector pump and sector obliteration, meme stocks and AI mania, runaway inflation, "unprecedented times" and every other wednesday being a clownshow. It ain't greed, it ain't greed, it's just the gayest market in gay market history.

[Anonymous No.55378574]

german PMI came in below expectations, green day in europe!

[Anonymous No.55378588]

>>55377508
What did it smell like?

[Anonymous No.55378613]

My automated oil slurping has begun

[Anonymous No.55378618]

Pre-market opens in less than 17 minutes. What will happen?

[Anonymous No.55378630]

>>55378618
gap down. I beclowned myself shorting yesterday's open, and Mumus laughed, but little did they know I was only a few hours too early. Today is a good day to get unbeclowned.

[Anonymous No.55378638]

>>55377508
Was your grandfather in a better mood than last time?

[Anonymous No.55378660]

service PMI are killed
inflation is over
powell won

[Anonymous No.55378671]

>>55378660
That would make this time different

[putsRnotDaWae No.55378706]

>>55378671
It is different, I don't know if you noticed but AI was just invented.

[Anonymous No.55378715]

>>55378630
and just like that, AMZN will never be above $130 ever again

[Anonymous No.55378745]

>>55378553
makes me feel better about my own failures

[Anonymous No.55378754]

>>55378715

[Anonymous No.55378779]

lot of buttcoin etfs being applied for in the last days.

[Anonymous No.55378793]

sly, how in the fuck is EVERY pre market red
this fucking shit bro

[Anonymous No.55378797]

>>55378793
futures aren't real.

[Anonymous No.55378801]

>>55378715
Why would AMZN dump now? They invested a shitload into AI and rumors of them shutting down shit like Twitch could make it all pump even further;

>Twitch is an unprofitable shithole
>Investor jews put a $45 billion price tag on the site
>Amazon gets fed up and announces their relationship is ending
>Twitch and all source code asset shit is sold off
>Those billions all used up on AI projects

Makes sense to me.

[Anonymous No.55378807]

what the fuck happened to the Nikkei

[Anonymous No.55378810]

>>55378807
MOMMY

[Anonymous No.55378811]

>>55378801
My thesis: Amazon sux.

They can rename themselves AImAIzon for all I care.
>why now
it's a long term short, my target is in the 90s

[Anonymous No.55378908]

We end green today with the fakest and gayest pump you’ll ever see

[Anonymous No.55378931]

>>55378908
again?

[Anonymous No.55378947]

>>55378801
Not just amazon but oracle too

[Anonymous No.55379028]

>UVXY +920%
WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

[Anonymous No.55379042]

>>55378807

[Anonymous No.55379093]

>>55379028
IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.55379111]

>>55379042
I didn't realize the milkers were AI-generated until this comment. I hate this website so goddamn much.

[Anonymous No.55379157]

Does anyone got some news about investor day at Nvidia? couldn't catch anything, and I'm honestly surprised to see soxl down today

[Anonymous No.55379159]

charts are looking red. is this rally cooling off already? i thought we might still pump for another month at least

[Anonymous No.55379171]

>>55379159
drifting downward until next week.
cpi is tuesday
the assholes in central banks meet in wednesday. it will be nuclear.

[Anonymous No.55379175]

>>55378807
sauce

[Anonymous No.55379177]

The truth is that inflation is tamed and it will be reflect in autumn prices.
and their will be not hike at all. Bureaucrats will milk high rates a few more weeks, to decrease the burden of public debt, especially before the election year...

also the FED will keep the appearance to be neutral wrt to politics, so they will end this shit by the end of the year for sure.
This means no further hike. The pause is definitive, perhaps even a drop by the end of the year.

[Anonymous No.55379193]

>>55379171
>the assholes in central banks meet in wednesday. it will be nuclear.

fomc is in another 33 days though?

[Anonymous No.55379197]

Today will be a green day
I BELIEVE it

[Anonymous No.55379203]

>>55379193
>Due to participate in a panel discussion titled "Policy panel" at the ECB Forum on Central Banking, in Portugal;

BOJ BOE ECB FED

[Anonymous No.55379207]

>>55379177
So what about the bongs? they stopped and it shoot up the sky
Would be a shame if the same would apply to everyone else. As long as companies are feeling free to push prices up, inflation will go up. simple as

[Anonymous No.55379209]

>>55379175
there is no sauce, its AI.

[Anonymous No.55379249]

>>55379209
it's over...

[Anonymous No.55379255]

>>55379209
Coomers are the sauce now, what a time to be alive!

[Anonymous No.55379290]

>>55379203
nothing burger

[Anonymous No.55379312]

im about to slrup some premarket futures for the bounce

[Anonymous No.55379327]

>>55379312
>the bounce
Anon... it's a trend... it's over...

[Anonymous No.55379377]

Which tickers are we buying today?

[Anonymous No.55379389]

>>55379377
I'm slurping crude oil

[Anonymous No.55379416]

>>55379377
BITO. Britain, China, and Japan are going to need a replacement for their currencies. CEO's announcing something next quarter.

[Anonymous No.55379418]

>>55379377
More META and AAPL

[Anonymous No.55379428]

>>55378086
You and your corporate greed. He was just trying to feed his family.

[Anonymous No.55379458]

>>55379389
whats your stop loss and profit target?

[Anonymous No.55379470]

>>55379458
>stop loss and profit target ?

[Anonymous No.55379483]

>>55379458
>stop loss
it's margin call lmao
>profit target
I'll probably sell around 71-72

[Anonymous No.55379484]

>>55379377
im just following a few tickers. trying to find a great buy point.

[Anonymous No.55379488]

When is META going to buy SNAP ?

[Anonymous No.55379501]

>>55379483
>it's margin call lmao

[Anonymous No.55379529]

>>55379177
Everyone thinks inflation is over, that’s how I know it’s bottomed

[Anonymous No.55379532]

Bros, this oil dump is way too attractive but come on... oil stocks are hovering near ATH. Should I just bite the bullet and go into Exxon or Chevron? Oil at 68? That's really cheap considering we keep using more and more. Also, someone here pointed out that medium oil-price works the best for oil stocks while too high prices (like last year) kinda fucks them. Can someone shed some light on that?
I will grant you a wish btw. A gf, money, muscle gains? Anything you want, as long as it is within my power as the most powerful catgician in the world

[Anonymous No.55379544]

>>55379532
just buy crude futures, buying oil stocks adds another layer of complication to the trade

[Anonymous No.55379556]

>>55378807
>japan has been trying to force their economy to grow through some 5D chess bullshit
>"People need to spend so negative interest rates to force inflation so they won't want to save!"
>people save anyways cause everything keeps getting expensive with this inflation
>japan finally raises rates for the first time in over a decade and leave the pleasure island that is quantitative easing negative rates
>suddenly their economy and stock market start to grow
shockingly negative rates are bad for the economy
only took them 3 decades of crabbing to figure that out

[Anonymous No.55379568]

>>55379532
There’s alot of low/mid cap oil stocks that are no way near their all time high. Some of them are trading at 1-2 P/E ratios it’s fucking insane

[Anonymous No.55379573]

the market has been cooling off, why you guys panic every day>?

>>55379209
>mfw

[Anonymous No.55379575]

>>55379532
Take your pick. Lots of nice contracts are going to be handed out in the coming years. I’m loading up on all three of these companies.

[Anonymous No.55379589]

I am simulatenously overinvested in amzn but also comfy because of it.

[Anonymous No.55379606]

>>55375701
What the fuck is going on here?

[Anonymous No.55379616]

today is my birthday and I'm holding BOIL

[Anonymous No.55379637]

>>55379568
Shill me some

[Anonymous No.55379642]

>>55379616
happy bday. the energy trade is gonna be a good one, even into 2024

[Anonymous No.55379649]

>>55379606
she is learning

[Anonymous No.55379667]

>>55379532
>That's really cheap considering we keep using more and more.
Demand ticks up a little from Rajesh's new scooter, sure. But then it slams into the headwinds of exponential EV adoption, increasingly green electricity generation, short term dumping from US and Chinese SPRs, then finally long term dumping from Russian, Iranian, and Venezuelan supply.

Plus, remember that even a slight slowdown hits overall demand by about 1%/1mbpd.

[Anonymous No.55379688]

>>55379667
>exponential EV adoption
EV is a dead meme
https://archive.is/bOLrf

[Anonymous No.55379690]

>>55379483
Oh I see. Godspeed anon.

[Anonymous No.55379705]

>>55379690
anyone have more /biz/ related wallpapers? any with bobo and mumu?

[Anonymous No.55379751]

>>55377704
>Powell said this was a pause
He specified in testimony that they specifically did not used the word pause and it should not be seen as such. A pause indicates terminal rate and awaiting pivot, but more hikes are essentially assured so this was a skip, not a pause.

[Anonymous No.55379770]

>>55379637
nta but PARR, SBOW, CPE, and funny enough the ticker NOG. i doubt they're all good or equal but it's your choice what you wanna invest in

>>55379705

[Anonymous No.55379779]

>>55379705

[Anonymous No.55379788]

>>55379705

[Anonymous No.55379803]

ENR just dropped 35%. It might deserve to go down due to lack of profits and high debt but 35%? I slurped. Wonder where all the people who sold will park their money.

[Anonymous No.55379804]

Guys thoughts on slurping on Intel? They are finally making GPUs and I feel like they are the only UNDER valued semiconductor stock atm. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.55379807]

>>55379804
>They are finally making GPUs
And why would anyone buy them? Priced in.

[Anonymous No.55379822]

Here's that dip you were talking about buying mumu. You're not scared are you?

[Anonymous No.55379824]

>>55379804
I think they're a good buy because they're repositioning to emphasise the foundry side of the company but that is also why they dumped yesterday. I think they stand to do well out of the Arm IPO as they're an anchor investor and have a deal to fabricate Arm chips.

[Anonymous No.55379828]

>>55379688
ill let the retards get fucked on this first wave of evs and get one later, like in 10 or 15 years, assuming we havent descended into full world war and societies have crumbled
i just dont see the point in spending more than a few thousand on a personal vehicle and then doing basic maintenance
lots of great cars and trucks made during the late 90s still run today if taken care of
and a bonus you can walk into any auto zone and theyve got parts in the back
the auto market is such a scam. its amazing people havent smartened up

[Anonymous No.55379835]

Daily reminder that there is a LOT more trouble brewing under the surface
Daily reminder that all the banks balance sheets are all completely fucked
>banks seeing massive deposit outflows due to higher interest rates
>banks seeing balance sheets collapse, as commercial real estate is now worth 50% pre-covid due to work from home [banks positioned themselves / risk management with the belief that 'commercial real estate can never go down in value!!']
>due to banking crisis, extreme tightening of credit conditions; failure to roll previous loans and failure to issue new loans = money supply contraction
So, why would the Fed "skip" but not "pause"??
Because the banks are that fucked, and the Fed hopes that by pausing, and giving them more time to fix their balance sheets, they can get their shit together and prevent total systemic failure
>pro-tip: they can't fix their balance sheets
"Anon, what are you talking about, the banking system is strong and resilient!"
L o l. Yeah, that's why the bank usage of the Fed's Bank Term Funding Program has gone up, not down as time has passed. Everything is fine.
>pic related
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/H41RESPPALDKNWW
Daily reminder: the banks learned absolutely nothing from 2008 re: risk management
Daily reminder: we will see spectacular banking collapse by the end of the year, as we see defaults, delinquencies, and interest rates continue to rise
Daily reminder: You've been warned
The deposit outflows have not stopped. Commercial real estate will not recover. Credit tightening will increase. Wake up. Take the wool off your eyes.
>still, when it happens, /smg/ will be surprised

[Anonymous No.55379846]

>>55379824
Alright. Thanks anon. I'll buy a few grand worth today. Only play I see right now with a high probability of paying off

[Anonymous No.55379847]

UVXY and BOIL reverse split

[Anonymous No.55379849]

>>55379544
How do I trade futures on Schwab?

[Anonymous No.55379856]

>>55377880
>market down
>twitch going down the shitter
>going to charge for returns
>i have puts
Many reasons, honestly the better question is why wouldnt it be funny?

[Anonymous No.55379892]

>>55379822
i must not buy
buying is cringe and bluepilled
buying is the fomo that brings financial ruin
i will face the urge to buy
i will permit it to pass over me and through me
and when it has gone past I will look at the charts and see the price action
where there was mumu there will be nothing
only bobo will remain

[Anonymous No.55379905]

if you buy 0dtes in every dip your rate of return has been phenomenal for the last while
why stop?

[Anonymous No.55379909]

ES BROKE THE LINE AAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55379910]

>dumb twitch kiddie thinking he has alpha and bought puts on amzn

[Anonymous No.55379915]

>>55379804
Making GPUs and selling them at cost to gain some semblance of market share
Not a GPU company until at least cellestial

[Anonymous No.55379917]

>>55379804
Is it really worth waiting the years and years intel will need to clean up their act? This is all predicated on their efforts actually working. Betting on the cripple at the horse races

[Anonymous No.55379922]

I will buy in after the gurentteed -20%.

[Anonymous No.55379931]

>>55379822
>BoJ finally accepting reality that inflation is a problem after 30 years of deflation
>ECB watching as inflation wrecks its member countries. But they can’t go much higher on rates because they could obliterate Spain, Portugal, Italy, and Greece
>Canada and UK looking at a near guaranteed ugly economic downturn
>even China is on a decline and is injecting stimulus into their economy to stave it off

But as the bulls accurately point out, central bankers could just ignore inflation and hope it goes away on its own somehow. Powell doesn’t seem like he’d do that, but who knows about everyone else

[Anonymous No.55379937]

>>55379892
>i must not buy
Buying Treasury Bill Computer (ticker: BIL) is acceptable
>buying is the fomo that brings financial ruin
Correct
>i will permit it to pass over me and through me
Incredible discipline
>only bobo will remain
That was beautiful anon. Bobochads will inherit the economy. Our time is coming

[Anonymous No.55379946]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55379948]

UHOH MUMU

[Anonymous No.55379955]

>Instead of foreclosing on properties whose value was plummeting, they lengthened loan terms and ignored short-term valuations. They called it “extend and pretend,” and it worked so well that when Covid-19 brought the global economy to a halt in March 2020, they turned to it again. A rolling loan, they said, gathers no loss.

[Anonymous No.55379965]

>>55379931
My view is the opposite. I think that we are heading into deflation and central banks are making the same mistake they made in 2020/2021. In 2020/2021 there were obvious signs of high inflation. Anyone who went to the grocery store knew that things were quickly getting out of control. Yet the Fed foolishly said "We're not even thinking about thinking about raising rates". They let inflation get out of control and then had to play catch up hiking rates quickly.
Right now the same mistake is happening. The ECB is hawkish, the BoE is hawkish, the Fed is still pretty hawkish. All the while deflationary forces are taking hold. They will hold rates way too high for way too long. Nu-Mumus will finally learn that deflation is not bullish for asset prices

[Anonymous No.55379974]

I bought the 2nd generational top on SOXL

[Anonymous No.55379975]

What the fuck is happening? Why are we down so much premarket?

[Anonymous No.55379976]

>Falling values are only part of the problem. About $1.3 trillion worth of commercial real estate loans will come due by the end of 2025, according to MSCI Real Assets. Most borrowers will need new loans to pay off their old ones, and lenders are being much more careful than they were a few years ago.
>In the worst-case scenario, borrowers can’t refinance, banks report losses and—in a repeat of what happened at Silicon Valley Bank and First Republic in the spring—nervous depositors start pulling their money out, sending banks to the edge.

[Anonymous No.55379987]

>>55379917
Alright anon tell me then where else should I put my money when everything is so overbought. I have Nvidia at a cost average of 70/share no way am I buying around 400.

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55380000]

FFFFUUUKKCK

[Anonymous No.55380015]

TLT bros we're back

[Anonymous No.55380019]

>major indices down
>bitcoin just chilling
Yeah I call bullshit. Gonna buy TQQQ at open.

[Anonymous No.55380020]

>>55379975
Japan and Germany

[Anonymous No.55380026]

>>55379987
JEPI

[Anonymous No.55380028]

I’m gonna get heemed aren’t I

[Anonymous No.55380030]

>>55379987
I think you should know better than to ask for financial advice on a frog breeding forum. Too trusting!

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55380034]

>>55380028
RIP bro.

[Anonymous No.55380037]

and wallah, just like that, /smg/ bought both tops of a 2-year double top formation

[Anonymous No.55380040]

I tried to warn you. SPY will march its way to 200 and you chose to be exuberant.

[Anonymous No.55380046]

The Great Mumu Humbling of 2023 is upon us

[Anonymous No.55380049]

ive been in puts on nvda for 2 weeks
fite me

[Anonymous No.55380050]

>>55380026
Yeah I'd rather back intel than some shitty bank thanks. Don't mind waiting a few years to make a big profit.

[Anonymous No.55380064]

>>55380049
there's so much short interest in NVDA it might just trade horizontal from short covering for the next month even if markets go down

[Anonymous No.55380066]

>>55380030
I mean I trust this place more than most places. No problem with getting stock ideas here and then doing my own research.

Memes aside my hunch on recession proof stocks is on Intel and T-mobile.

[Anonymous No.55380070]

>>55379955
Literally my plan when I remortgage lol

[Anonymous No.55380073]

>>55380066
>Memes aside my hunch on recession proof stocks is on Intel and T-mobile.
Just buy treasuries and wait for realistic company valuations to return

[Anonymous No.55380074]

>>55380064
im long dated enough that i can just keep rolling
it just doesnt matter
plus the rest of the market will inevitably drag it down anyway

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55380075]

>>55379987
I think you should hold cash until you find an absolute beatdown to get in on since bobo is fucking every bull here no lube.

[Anonymous No.55380078]

I can't believe the vix is so low in this time around. It's lower than 2021 bull run where everyone was throwing money at the market and at people literally. Now everyone is REMOVING money from everyone, yet
>huh, everything's fine, right?
If the reality catches up with the street, that's gonna be fun
and this time around, they won't be just increasing price to pretend growth.

[Anonymous No.55380079]

We are ending today green like this frog

[Anonymous No.55380083]

>>55380020
>Japs and Krauts fucking over America again
Getting real WWII flashbacks bros, if the Italians join in I say we declare war.

[Anonymous No.55380084]

>>55380073
But anon you will lose money on treasuries. the interest you get on those doesn't even cover what inflation REALLY is.

[Anonymous No.55380093]

>>55380040
The single largest malinvestment bubble in human history

[Anonymous No.55380095]

>>55380078
TINA ended and mumu couldn't handle it, so mumus created a collective delusion where the world economy is fine and stocks go up forever. European mumus were living in a completely fantasy pumping euro stocks to new highs

[Anonymous No.55380101]

>-1.5% on the dax
Wow, finally some rational move

[Anonymous No.55380102]

>>55380084
>doesn't even cover what inflation REALLY is.
We're heading into deflation. BILS is giving a 5.2% yield right now, I'll take it

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55380103]

>>55380079
That's a toad.

[Anonymous No.55380109]

Dudes, STOP ALL YOUR PANIC NONSENSE and DO NOT SELL a single share of my SPCE!!! Just received 2nd margin call on my stock portfolio. and a SMARTER PRO LIKE ME DOES NOT DESERVE THIS, IT IS INFURIATING, because as I proved many moons ago, THERE IS NO TECHNICAL LOGIC for my SPCE to trade as low as it doe!!!! BUT the GOOD NEWS is this: as a CONFIRMED BULL stock, my SPCE ultimately MUST IGNORE ALL "bad news," my SPCE ONLY PAYS ATTENTION TO GOOD NEWS!!!!! That means I fully expect my SPCE to close STRONGLY IN THE GREEN and, assuming my short targets continue to drop, my HEDGE should save me from any crisis!! My SPCE is worth a minimum 100 BUCKS TODAY, and it is PREPOSTEROUS and OBSCENE for my SPCE to trade below 5 bucks!! WHAT REALLY ANGERS ME is that I had been planning a luxury weekend for my new girl, and if I am forced to deal with scraping up $$$ to meet margin calls, then I will be forced to cancel our trip. INSUFFERABLE!!!!!! NOW I AM TAKING MY GLOVES OFF!!!! Seriously, dudes, if my SPCE and other long favorites continue to drop or my various doomed short targets suddenly rocket upward, I PROMISE I AM GOING TO THE SEC, not merely sending complaint letters but also SHOWING UP AT THEIR DOOR!!! THIS INSANE DROP in my SPCE MUST BE STOPPED IMMEDIATELY and IT IS FAR PAST TIME FOR THE REGULATORS TO INTERVENE AND PROTECT THOSE LIKE ME WHO ARE BEING HARMED UNFAIRLY BY THE CORRUPTION OF THESE MARKETS!!! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55380112]

>>55380103
I am cataloging this racist hate speech

[Anonymous No.55380124]

>>55380102
I have about 20% of my portfolio in SPAXX which is practically the same thing as treasuries... but anon I feel like its the other way around. We are heading towards lots of inflation. The dollar is becoming really weak compared to other currencies. T Polish American that notices these kinds of things.

[Anonymous No.55380142]

>>55379688
>Waaa, they have inconveniences!
Not relevant to the discussion.

[Anonymous No.55380143]

how we feeling /BOILbros/?
we gonna make it!

[Anonymous No.55380157]

Predict market open

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55380158]

>>55380109
how much did you lose?

[Anonymous No.55380163]

>>55380157
Immediate pump to green within 20 min

[Anonymous No.55380170]

>>55380157
A conservative -4% by the end of the day and another modest -20% by the end of next week.

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55380172]

>>55380157
big fat red dildo

[Anonymous No.55380177]

>>55380157
BOIL to the moon
the rest of the market flat

[Anonymous No.55380180]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.55380181]

>>55380157
I'm going to be very conservative here, 20% drop for the day, 387,000% drop by next Friday

[Anonymous No.55380183]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.55380193]

WTF WHY IS PMI MAKING THINGS DROP SO HARwD?!!??!?!?!?! WTF WTF WTF WTF I BOUGHT CALLS A FEW DAYS AGO!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55380196]

the candles at open on nvda are crazy every day

[Anonymous No.55380199]

Alright SMG. You made me a lot of money on JEPI, so consider this a thank you. I've worked in semiconductor industry for 10 years.

Micron (MU) reports earnings next week. They don't have any products that can handle the computing power required to power AI products. Not that the AI mania is real. But even if it was, MU has no exposure. Combine this with the effects of their China export ban, and slowdown in personal hardware sales. They will miss on earnings as well as miss on guidance because they cannot guide up the same way NVDA did because of their lack of AI exposure. They are going to be the first domino to fall in this bubble and cause the first initial selloff.

However, this will ultimately be a bear trap. Nvidia's (and AMD to a lesser extent) guidance is very much real as long as the AI craze continues. It is likely that a large sell off in MU will cause panic in the bubble and shorts will pile into these names. This will set up a beautiful squeeze trade into earnings for the real AI chip players. There will be MASSIVE differences in earnings/guidance between legacy chip companies and advanced chip companies. (IE Intel vs AMD, Texas vs TSMC, etc)

You will want to position yourself for a massive pullback in the AI mania for MU earnings. Take profit on the sell off. Let the normies panic sell and pile into shorts. Then come back with the profit and go long the real AI names (NVDA/AMD/RMBS etc) for the squeeze trade to return.

This is not financial advice.

[Anonymous No.55380201]

How many years will we crab

[Anonymous No.55380204]

>>55380157
my very conservative prediction:
market up 0.50% for no fucking reason at all

[Anonymous No.55380216]

>>55380201
as long as J Powell is in charge
he is the king of crabs

[Anonymous No.55380217]

>>55380158
I just copied this from the conversations board in yahoo finance, I was sure it was one of you fellas

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55380221]

so uhh.. how badly is bobo fucking you?

[Anonymous No.55380223]

>>55380199
>you made me a lot of money on JEPI
>only moved 9% in 5 years

lmao

[Anonymous No.55380226]

>>55380221
It's raw, and I feel he might have herpes and HIV :(

[Anonymous No.55380233]

>AAPL going up
Market will be green by eod

[Anonymous No.55380236]

>>55380193
Pmi isn't out yet. Comes out 9.45am new york time (9 minutes from now)

[Anonymous No.55380237]

>>55380199
Also semifag here
I fully agree with your analysis, but don't forget that all took MU to pump in their last 50% missed earning was to say
>it's gonna be better in 2025
So I'm still skeptic of the irrationality of this market

[Anonymous No.55380239]

>>55380199
ok i blindly trust you buying MU puts

[Anonymous No.55380241]

>>55380233
I hope so
right out the gate looks expensive as fuck

[Anonymous No.55380246]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY CALLS
HELP ME DAVID SOXL

[Anonymous No.55380248]

>>55380233

[Anonymous No.55380257]

Lmao,the Saudi's really are going to embargo us.

[Anonymous No.55380263]

Time for the ES to go up

[Anonymous No.55380265]

Good morning fellow traders.

[Anonymous No.55380266]

SOXL sissies, I think this is the end.

[Anonymous No.55380268]

>>55380170
>>55380181
You guys are serious?

[Anonymous No.55380269]

>>55380263
what does es mean

[Anonymous No.55380270]

Anyone else have trouble logging into tastyworks?

[Anonymous No.55380277]

Wish I could turn back time to the good old days

[Anonymous No.55380278]

>>55380268
Yes, quite frankly the market is due for a hyper omega correction. We're all going to owe the entire stock market 386,900% of its current value by the end of next week. Permanent infinite debt slavery for the next galactic epoch.

[Anonymous No.55380279]

>>55380269
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/ES=F?p=ES=F&.tsrc=fin-srch

[Anonymous No.55380285]

I really hate how long it took for this move to come. How everyone was so confident in this market, really?

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55380286]

Why didn't i buy SOXS

[Anonymous No.55380287]

>TSLA dumping hard

[Anonymous No.55380289]

>>55380265
I bet she has the fluffiest of vaginas

[Anonymous No.55380290]

Guys, what about investors day of NVDA?

[Anonymous No.55380292]

>>55380285
It was necessary to signal confidence to get the pullback

[fart boy No.55380293]

>>55380279
thanks mate

[Anonymous No.55380297]

EVERY SINGLE SECTOR IS RED

NOTHING IS SAFE

THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END

[Anonymous No.55380300]

>>55380297
>NOTHING IS SAFE
my amd puts are very safe right now mumu

[Anonymous No.55380306]

>>55380289
How do you think she got all those investor bux?

[Anonymous No.55380308]

whats the meme pump n dump now

[Anonymous No.55380310]

All in on BABA. Wish me luck

[Anonymous No.55380311]

You bought calls, right anon?
>le disgusting porn star faec

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55380317]

I bought puts at open yesterday and Wednesday and got fucked, so today I got calls at open. Lets make some fucking money.

[Anonymous No.55380322]

Beginning to think my broker is trading against me. Every fucking call and put are reversed immediately. Every fucking one. Faggots are playing a game with 6 people in the room and 10000 algos

[Anonymous No.55380326]

Remember me? I lost 40% on SOXS right after NVDAs earnings that made it gap up.
Well my story is having a happy ending, I have almost made it all back, with SOXS calls nonetheless. Still about 5k down but that should be a problem.

[Anonymous No.55380328]

>>55379028
isnt this just a reverse split?

[Anonymous No.55380333]

>>55380306
God imagine those lips wrapped around your cock with her single goal to extract as much cum out of you no matter what depravity it takes

[Anonymous No.55380341]

>>55380317
Not a bad idea. Dips like this get slurped although the red will continue next week too.

[Anonymous No.55380345]

Reminder that all you need to beat SMG is buy and hold stock in a conglomerate dividend payer like johnson and johnson proctor and gamble or illinois tool works for more then 2 years. Gamblers always get heemed.

[Anonymous No.55380348]

r8 my oil slurping lmao
I put 6 orders between 67.40 and 68.60, it went down to the last one and then bounced right back up lmao

>>55380142
>people will totally buy a product they hate
if you read the article you'd know rental companies are way overrepresented as buyers of EVs so it has limited growth potential

[Anonymous No.55380354]

It's unbelievable that someone bought SPCE stock from me for $60USD a piece at one time

[Anonymous No.55380359]

>>55380326
So you capitulated but then you continued betting on SOXS via options?

[Anonymous No.55380360]

>>55380328
Yes
it's 100% going to dive back down

[Anonymous No.55380364]

there are 4channel anonymous users at this VERY moment that bought calls at the TIPPY top

[Anonymous No.55380365]

>throw 50% of equity to tesla at 257-ish expecting a bounce off the moving average then holding steady above 260
>hyperdumps
It's gonna close below 249 just to spite me isn't it?

[Anonymous No.55380368]

What did I tell you niggas about Intel? Glad I put my paycheck in it this morning.

[Anonymous No.55380379]

>>55380365
Yes.

[Anonymous No.55380381]

So are we just going to do this retarded shit again where we crab for a couple months while faggot speculator bears try to short every slightly negative headline?? Bunch of absolute mouthbreathers, the way they immediately push everything from technically overbought to technically oversold every time is uncanny. Literally no bad news worthy of selling on a large scale.

[Anonymous No.55380383]

still holding MONI

[Anonymous No.55380384]

I am Long SQQQ for the break below 15000 NASDAQ. What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.55380387]

>>55380359
look at SOXS now. i still would have been down massively and due to decay it would have been even worse. my cost average was about $19. it would have been stupid to just switch to SOXL just because soxs didnt work, the market goes up and down. so i timed it again at a better spot, this time with gigaleverage to make up for my huge loss.

[Anonymous No.55380388]

The kike crab strikes again

[Anonymous No.55380393]

>>55380387
You are so shortsighted and dumb it's sad

[Anonymous No.55380395]

>>55380381
>>55380384
kek, the duality of /smg/

[Anonymous No.55380398]

>>55377500
Thiugts on stock related? Looks good at 102 but wanted to hear from someone who know the fundamentals of the company more than I do.

Also recommend oil stocks with low p/e (and other reasons why it is a good investment)

[Anonymous No.55380400]

>>55380393
wow i made back almost all my gains im so dumb youve convinced me.

[Anonymous No.55380411]

Every time I go long the market reverses sharply

[Anonymous No.55380412]

the fuck happened to SWBI today?

[Anonymous No.55380413]

Any CROXsiblings ITT?

[Anonymous No.55380418]

>>55380412
Trump declared himself IMPERATOR

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55380419]

SOXLBros

[Anonymous No.55380420]

>>55380398
>Looks good at 102

[Anonymous No.55380423]

>>55380400
>almost all
i dont know my guy 5 is 25% of 20. Congrats nontheless

[Anonymous No.55380425]

are we crabbing. indeciis are going sideways after going up

[Anonymous No.55380430]

That was the pull back. ATH here we come

[Anonymous No.55380434]

>>55380430

[Anonymous No.55380436]

>>55380430
Indeed, anyone shorting TSLA or NVDA right now is suicidal

[Anonymous No.55380438]

i am new to this what do I do now

[Anonymous No.55380442]

>>55380348
Reading some shitskin's whining in The Atlantic? Yeah, no thanks, I'll keep counting my TSLA profits.

[Anonymous No.55380443]

>The infinite slurping power is coming
they never stop, aren't they?

[Anonymous No.55380446]

>>55380400
Yeah you're dumb for buying and holding a triple leveraged short, the fact that you made any of your losses back is almost pure luck. The SOXS long term chart sends my sides to space, meanwhile the SOXL long term chart sends my bank account to space.

[Anonymous No.55380458]

>>55380423
Where are you getting this from? I lost 20k, took what I had left, about 30k and turned it into 46k. I was at 51k so i just need about 5k to get back.

>>55380446
>durr its all luck you can never predict anything being overbought
>SOXS long term chart. What is reverse splits DURRR
oh ok youre a fucking retard that thinks people buy SOXS and holds for years.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55380460]

>>55380341
So just sit in calls, then switch over to puts at close for the inevitable gap down on Monday?

[Anonymous No.55380461]

>>55380420
It is funny if you bought it in 2020, but oil is not going back to 2020 prices.

[Anonymous No.55380462]

>>55380443
Inflation means dollars are worthless. Therefore line go up.

[Anonymous No.55380467]

>>55380290
You could just google "nvidia shareholder meeting 2023"

>>55380443
>aren't they
Dumb ESL poster

[Anonymous No.55380470]

>>55380461
Not as long as Biden worries about his approval rating and has so much as a drop in the SPR.

[Anonymous No.55380476]

>>55380458
Yeah it reverse splits because it continuously trends towards zero and they need dumb faggots like you to keep buying it

[Anonymous No.55380477]

>>55380438
how'd you take the windows snipping tool screen shot on your cell phone?

[Anonymous No.55380481]

>>55380354
The SPAC space is just unbelievable garbage but what do you expect when retail got priced out of normal IPOs

[Anonymous No.55380484]

>>55380383
Same lol, its performing well.

[Anonymous No.55380486]

>SOFI
Idk why I listen to you retards. Do better doing my own thing.

[Anonymous No.55380487]

>0dte RIOT calls

[Anonymous No.55380489]

>>55380461
lil bit of chicken fried

[Anonymous No.55380491]

>>55380436
I mean my tesla put was the only thing that paid today. Im hoping these S&p calls pauly, and i reversed position on tesla. The 15 min looks very bullish.

[Anonymous No.55380496]

>>55380476
no shit you drooling monkey.

[Anonymous No.55380497]

>>55380486
Always do the opposite of what biz said.

[Anonymous No.55380510]

>>55380460
I figure they still want to bleed out some calls and bring NQ and SPY back down a bit, so next week could bring more red. intraday they usually like to reverse the morning move though

[Anonymous No.55380511]

>>55380489
cold beer on a friday night

[Anonymous No.55380535]

>>55380486
Maybe you should learn how to trade the markets instead of listening to anonymous strangers on internet forums. Learn Technical Analysis and this shit will make a lot more sense to you.

[Anonymous No.55380541]

>>55380489
>>55380511
tweaked out on tea my broker refuses to connect and its driving me crazy

[Anonymous No.55380547]

>>55380535
>Technical Analysis
Hahaha

[Anonymous No.55380559]

>>55380511
a pair of jeans

[Anonymous No.55380561]

Why do we keep getting range days where more action happens in the overnight session than the NY hours?

[Anonymous No.55380569]

Baking

[Anonymous No.55380570]

>>55380561
Jews

[Anonymous No.55380575]

>>55380412
SWBI had good earnings and revenue yesterday.

[Anonymous No.55380577]

>>55380569
All Hail Biz Ball

[Anonymous No.55380578]

>>55380561
The F.E.D. has paused, sorry, skipped. Wait, I shouldn't call it a skip.

Anyway, there's no big news out of the US until EoQ rebalancing so the shitfest that is the rest of the world sets the pace right now.

[Anonymous No.55380585]

>>55380569
In THIS economy?!

[Anonymous No.55380593]

>>55380561
Odtes. simple as.

[Anonymous No.55380594]

I thought it was saturday unironically

[Anonymous No.55380601]

>>55380577
Beware the Biz Ball

[Anonymous No.55380602]

>>55380594
Oh shit I need to be at work

[Anonymous No.55380607]

>>55380601
HOLY SHIT SPOOKY

>>55380604
>>55380604
>>55380604

[Anonymous No.55380615]

>>55380602
Please don't molest Apu!

[Anonymous No.55380768]

How do you invest in commodities like onions or oil? Do you have to invest in a specific company or an ETF?

[Anonymous No.55380862]

>>55379828
Fine by me. The more middle/lower class retards but fancy cars, the more it's cemented in my mind that all markets are driven by the equally retarded average American. I'm competing for houses, stocks, jobs, etc with people who can't fill in the blank of what happens to your net worth the second you buy an expensive new car (...financed, of course).

These fucking idiots see a hot stock and buy it. How do you expect to make money on a stock that you're buying at it's historic high?

[Anonymous No.55381050]

>>55380862
>How do you expect to make money on a stock that you're buying at it's historic high?
By holding? It will eventually reach a higher high if it's a good company, as NVDA is.

[Anonymous No.55381295]

>>55377841