/smg/ - Stock Market General

[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.55374578]

Missed The Pump Edition

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/?f_search=tentacles
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>55372176

[Anonymous No.55374596]

[Anonymous No.55374598]

Is there a place to have intelligent discussions without all the constant pretending to be retarded?
It's funny sometimes sure but it really is a broken record at this point, I just want to make money

[Anonymous No.55374600]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.55374608]

>>55374598
Reddit

[Anonymous No.55374610]

>>55374600
Yes, SOXL and BOIL

[Anonymous No.55374612]

Remember, remember, sell before September
>>55374598
>pretending

[Anonymous No.55374618]

>>55374598
You're looking for retards pretending to be intelligent

[Anonymous No.55374621]

>amzn will never go back above 128
>ok now 129
>shit shit shit i meant 130 this time for real
Bobos deserve death.

[Anonymous No.55374640]

>>55374099
lolno it didn't, idiot

[Anonymous No.55374667]

the sub thing is why i will never go to space

[Anonymous No.55374669]

>>55374621
I feel targeted. Anyway, I can now say with full confidence that just like that, AMZN will never be above $131 ever again.

[Anonymous No.55374677]

Ask Olmec for wisdom!
Evens = Yes
Odds = No

Dear Olmec, will CJPRY pump tomorrow and give me $2 gains?

[Anonymous No.55374688]

>>55374598
Check out value investors club.

[Anonymous No.55374691]

>>55374677
Will SOXL pump above 30 dollars on Friday OPEX?

[Anonymous No.55374693]

>>55374677
olmec, will i ever make back the money i lost?

[Anonymous No.55374697]

>>55374677
Fuck lets try again, will SOXL pump above 29 tommorow?

[Anonymous No.55374702]

day two hundred whatever of this total horseshit just never fucking ending
this is what a looming recession and systemic banking crisis looks like when you let the CIA vote their irish traveller into office

[Anonymous No.55374704]

>>55374691
Answer was no. In typical Olmec fashion the truth will be something you don't expect. It'll pump to 40 instead.

[Anonymous No.55374708]

>>55374667
Space is unironically probably 10x safer than the ocean the ocean isn’t to be fucked with

[Anonymous No.55374710]

Whats the most unprofitable board on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.55374714]

>>55374621
made a few bucks from this, hoping for more gains tomorrow
>>55374669

[Anonymous No.55374713]

>>55374704
so you're saying i'll make back much, much more than the money i lost?

[Anonymous No.55374719]

>>55374710
/d/

[putsRnotDaWae No.55374726]

>>55374702
Biden is based, you sound like a poor coping bobo loser.

[Anonymous No.55374737]

>>55374713
I hope so. For you and me both lol.

[Anonymous No.55374748]

>>55374677
im the real olmec

[Anonymous No.55374750]

>>55374677
Will I get anymore strange puss this year?

[Anonymous No.55374751]

>>55374719
>futures

[Anonymous No.55374753]

>>55374726
>Biden is based

[Anonymous No.55374752]

>>55374598
what would you like to discuss?

[Anonymous No.55374779]

>>55374710
/pmg/ because they lose 100% of the money they put in.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55374788]

>>55374753
He is the reason we are seeing such a great economic recovery, only salty bobo losers hate him. Stop betting against America.

[Anonymous No.55374801]

Who ever would have guessed that when you selectively give SV venture capitalists infinity free insurance on all the money they're about to lose thinking they can bully central banks, it extends tech rallies

[Anonymous No.55374810]

>>55374788
I think it's funny that glowfaggots get to do what you do when anyone else would be investigated for it by now.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55374811]

>>55374810
Have you considered taking your meds?

[Anonymous No.55374816]

Like just look at the name you're using and look at what you're doing, you fucking faggot. Thank you for making sure life is exactly like China for everyone who isn't in club faggot.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55374821]

>>55374816
I shit on bears here and on reddit, using the same username. You cowards are always wrong and yet so confident about it, bears are losers who consistently lose money.

[Anonymous No.55374824]

>>55374811
Have you considered not being a snarkball redditfag from 2017 for the rest of your useless glowfaggot life?
Do I need to start typing in all caps and

[Anonymous No.55374832]

>>55374821
I'm green for the month, you fucktarded clown. Why don't you go troll reddit then with all the other glowfaggots with a 114.5 IQ you literal sentient turd.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55374837]

>>55374824
Have you considered admitting your bearish thesis was wrong and that the recession and market bottomed happened in 2022? A normal person would have become bullish by now.

[Anonymous No.55374846]

>>55374837
Yeah especially with glowfaggot insiders going around engaging in blatant market manipulation because our democracy is fake and we might as well live in China. (Thanks again for your small part in that, by the way, faggot asshole piece of shit.)

[Anonymous No.55374848]

I am re-investing my profits into physical trance CDs, and two more have been shipped

[Anonymous No.55374849]

thread theme?

https://youtu.be/tbW2aQ5M63w

[Anonymous No.55374853]

Glowfaggots have an election to win. It's a national security concern. It's also a national security concern that we can't have a real monetary system because then all of our shitty economic policies might look stupid.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55374863]

>>55374846
>nobody is actually bullish they are actual government insiders and shills
Retard, you had an entire year of crashing where we dumped 25% on SPX and you still didn't buy? Just how greedy are you bobo losers?

[Anonymous No.55374873]

>>55374863
Well are we greedy or are we losing money you stupid fuck. Please meet with the other glowfaggot in a breakout session and let me know what you come up with.

[Anonymous No.55374876]

Dak lol

[Anonymous No.55374883]

down 2k today
sick

[putsRnotDaWae No.55374886]

>>55374873
You're losing money because you were so greedy that you refused to accept the market bottom was 3600 in 2022. You had an excellent opportunity to buy the bottom and you refused. You are now losing money because you refuse to accept that the economy is healthy, you are both greedy and stupid, boboid.

[Anonymous No.55374894]

>>55374883
Interesting, because I'm up almost exaclty 2k today

[Anonymous No.55374901]

>>55374886
Please stop shitting up the thread. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.55374912]

>>55374901
stop giving him (You)s, filter all namefags

[putsRnotDaWae No.55374919]

>>55374901
Fuck yourself bobo loser.

[Anonymous No.55374943]

uh can you guys not fight please its triggering my childhood traumas

[Anonymous No.55374948]

>>55374886
Oh it's you. Wouldn't be surprised if you are clftranny

[Anonymous No.55374949]

>>55374578
What is the sweet spot delta to buy?

[Anonymous No.55374951]

>>55374943
*punches hole in drywall in you're path

[Anonymous No.55374954]

It’s too late for SOXL right

[Anonymous No.55374957]

>>55374954
Buddy this is only the beginning.

[Anonymous No.55374963]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55374964]

>>55374912
Filtering your problems doesn't make them go away.

[Anonymous No.55374965]

I have concerns.

[Anonymous No.55374973]

>>55374848
BASED
I enjoy your updates and want to get into that kinda weeb trance music, recs to get started? Is it all physical or can I stream/pirate/buy digitally?

[Anonymous No.55374980]

Just a quick PSA: Fed has way overtightened rates and M2, we just haven't felt the pain yet. They have done this deliberately in order to try to crush the global economy and BRICS, force them crawling back to bend the knee and buy treasuries, and to cause mass unemployment to pay the way for CBDC.

Treasuries will 'return to normal' soon, as per the Fed's intention. Congress will panic and start arguing about stimmies when they realize the extent of the downturn prior to elections (and demanding JPow print to finance it). Regardless of outcome this will cause the >2 year durations to dump suddenly mid-pump, so stay away from those.

TLDR: buy TUA if bearish. It is levered 2 year bonds. Currently low. DYOR GLHF.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55375008]

>>55374980
>2 more weeks
>schizo bearish conspiracy nonsense
Ya, the crash will surely come this year! It's not like you bears have been calling for a crash every week for the last few years.

[Anonymous No.55375007]

>>55374965
>mfw i look at the vix

THE DARK FOREST IS TOO QUIET!!!111!

[Anonymous No.55375014]

I give up. I just went 100% TMF.
See you fuckers in 2025

[Anonymous No.55375029]

Since there are a lot of new faces here, let me remind everyone exactly what happens after this ping-pong year.

[Anonymous No.55375032]

>>55374973
It's not weeb music. If you're interested in that, check out doujinstyle.

[Anonymous No.55375033]

>>55374876
First Romo, then Dak they truly are cursed aren’t they

[Anonymous No.55375035]

>>55375014
Sorry, bond baggies like you are exactly the ones who must suffer the coming inflation. There's no other way to tame the debt prior to our war with China.

[Anonymous No.55375049]

>>55375032
I was just goofing, but thanks :)

[Anonymous No.55375063]

>>55375033
Fuck em.

[Anonymous No.55375074]

>>55375029
the future is going to be way more boring
>dedollarization continues
>america can't offshore its inflation as much and in essense tax the nations that are holding american bonds
>becomes way more sensitive to inflation
>easy QE pump money stops
>eternal crab while emerging markets grow

[Anonymous No.55375079]

>>55374964
in the case of namefags it very much does

[Anonymous No.55375115]

>BRICScucks posters
lmao, lol even

[Anonymous No.55375122]

>>55375079
Filtering them only prevents your own viewing of their posts. It does not prevent others from interacting. It does not prevent the reply count from incrementing.
This namefag has already wasted 10% of the current thread. Include replies and it's 20%. Yes, one of those was mine, but still. Filter everything and there's not much that remains worth seeing. Filters multiple and eventually you're left with nothing. At that point why even continue to visit this thread or to post here?

Your silent acceptance has left the thread to rot.

[Anonymous No.55375129]

>>55374973
Trance is mostly Dutch.
If you want to get into trance, look for Armin van Buuren's "A State of Trance" yearly anthology albums, they're the ones I've been collecting. There's a two-disc album for each year from 2004-2023. Don't do the ones that have "Year Mix" in the title though... those are not for beginners. I'd recommend starting with "A State of Trance 2009", it has the Zyzz song in it on CD2 near the start. You can find a lot of them on YT.
https://youtu.be/2tiZ9pnScNg
https://youtu.be/Q0yP8FdIMKA
You can also tune into the weekly A State of Trance radio shows on YT every Thursday, but those are mostly modern trance which sounds different. I like modern trance as well, but not everyone does.
Trance is good for focus when doing work or financial analysis or whatever, since it has a pretty steady beat but the intensity ramps up and down and back up over time, which keeps the mind subconsciously amused. I can't do anything cognitive anymore without trance in the background.

[Anonymous No.55375148]

>>55375122
lmao you fucking retard, ever heard of not feeding trolls? He wouldn't have posted so much if everyone ignored him. I'm unironically the only person doing it right, and you argue against it.

[Anonymous No.55375170]

best inflation hedge?

[Anonymous No.55375173]

>>55375170
things priced in dollars.

[Anonymous No.55375182]

>>55375173
r u sur

[Anonymous No.55375183]

Just woke up. Anything interesting happen today?

[Anonymous No.55375186]

>>55374949
.60 for 0dte .15 for 45+dte

[Anonymous No.55375214]

>>55375183
bull market back on after a brief pullback

[Anonymous No.55375219]

>>55375183
she can shit in my bed anytime

[Anonymous No.55375226]

>>55375183
I set some buy to close limit orders on my CCs
One was ITM and 7 are OTM
That's about it
I tend to only check around expiry, initially when I sell them and when I set up the closing orders
Pretty laid back investing tbqdesu

[Anonymous No.55375234]

>>55375014
it's too early, keep accumulating but the second act only starts when we have terminal rate confirmation from jayrome powpow.

[Anonymous No.55375237]

>>55375214
fixed

[Anonymous No.55375248]

>>55375008
What are some good stocks to buy right now?

[Anonymous No.55375259]

>>55375170

Things which go up during monetary debasement which the dickheads in charge allow, want, or cannot prevent from going up with said inflation, and where they are less likely to punish naughty goyim with windfall taxes or futures exchange rules changes or dumping their reserves (i.e. jewish calvinball) for speculating on those things. This makes gold and oil as well as their producers, extremely tough to trade. Gold and oil going up empowers globohomo's rivals, hence, endless shenanigans to try to cap them, punish speculators, and maybe even start stealing them if they really start losing control.

Meanwhile they are very concerned about sustainability and all the beef the useless eaters are consuming. Beef will rise in coming years from monetary debasement, but also from globohomo strangling the supply and the producers because they want it to go up. Leanhog posters had it right all along. In the coming downturn, buy COW hand over fist. But it's not quite time yet.

[Anonymous No.55375297]

>>55375183
those guys in the sub died because it imploded

[Anonymous No.55375310]

>>55375183
I went to the grocery store.

[Anonymous No.55375340]

Why would Vangoy publish this data? I have seen similar from BlackCock and HSBC as well. Why do they want me to invest outside of the US?

[Anonymous No.55375362]

BOIL IMOUTOS, RECORD HEAT IS COMING TO MELT AWAY THE NATTY GAS BOBOS, 10 DOLLAR NATTY GAS IS COMING....AND SO WILL CUTE GIRLS WITH SWEARY BARE FEET HNGNGHGNGNGNHGH UWEEEEEEEE~

[Anonymous No.55375375]

>>55375340
Yeah they always shill emerging markets. I refuse to bet against America because I'm a patriot. And I like making money.

[Anonymous No.55375409]

Buddy, look at regional banking computer.

[Anonymous No.55375428]

Quick question for /smg/. Would you rather spend 90 hours on the titanic sub knowing after the 90 hours you would die from implosion, or spend 90 hours on the titanic sub with baggot but you'd make it to the surface safely after?

[Anonymous No.55375456]

>>55375428
>baggot
I'm going down with the ship.

[Anonymous No.55375467]

>>55375409
market sees the yields move today and knows the truth about the banks balance sheets..
more banks are going to go BOOM in a big way as yields continue to rise
today was a big day for yields..
>10yr 3.797% (whew)
>2yr 4.800% (whew)

[Anonymous No.55375471]

>>55375170
chinese gutter oil harvesting

[Anonymous No.55375478]

>>55375409
JPOW said fuck those banks

[putsRnotDaWae No.55375485]

>>55375409
>>55375467
Bullish, the Fed will provide unlimited bailouts. You bobos have seen what happens when banks fail, and you still believe it to be bearish?

[Anonymous No.55375499]

>>55375428
Reminder

[Anonymous No.55375500]

tomorrow you all just might get to experience what a real bull market is like. make sure you're ready. this is what you've trained for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pabhTrDYj6c

[Anonymous No.55375518]

>>55375500
Tony-Sama I have been following my training, but it is tough.

[Anonymous No.55375569]

Every other /biz/ is just complete brain rot at this point

[Anonymous No.55375592]

That amount of government shilling in /smg/ is above average. I say we dump tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55375607]

>>55375074
So VT or a Vanguard Target date, since they both have lots of intl exposure? And let the US crab market pay you divies along the way.

[Anonymous No.55375663]

Verizon posters got banned. Was 3/4 of SMG Verizon phone posters?

[Anonymous No.55375668]

>>55375499
CHECKED
tomorrow morning

[Anonymous No.55375674]

>>55375663
Any reason why? I frequently encounter range bans on T-Mobile when I try to shitpost from work.

[Anonymous No.55375700]

buddy look at this
buddy look at that
buddy you aren't fucking succeeding in sinking the tech megacaps shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.55375701]

>>55375428
they died within 45mins of lost communications, i'd rather spend time with baggot

[Anonymous No.55375707]

>>55375674
Just a range band...let me try at home. Nope, banned here too. Spectrum (my ISP) isn't banned.

[Anonymous No.55375708]

I bought TQQQ leaps just to prevent the market from pumping

your welcome pricks :^)

[Anonymous No.55375715]

>meanwhile
vix draws a bottom

[Anonymous No.55375720]

>>55375700
>angry söyboy noises
Smells lile plebbit.

[Anonymous No.55375725]

Anyoysaw coffezilla's latest about traders domain? Kind of scary how easy it is to trick people and get away with it.

[Anonymous No.55375745]

>>55375720
I know I know its just that,
NVDA isn't going to gap fill
It just isn't going to happen.

[Anonymous No.55375753]

>>55375725
i see no problem here

[Anonymous No.55375758]

>there are anons that bought the top this very moment

[Anonymous No.55375760]

>Be billionaire
>Invest in quarter of a million dollar aquatic adventure
>Die
In a way, I'm a much smarter investor.

[Anonymous No.55375782]

uranium

[Anonymous No.55375799]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4Czx8EWXb0

[putsRnotDaWae No.55375813]

>>55375674
>>55375663
The schizophrenic guy who calls every bullposter a shill unironically created 1000s of threads in the last 2 days, and bragged that the jannies would have to ban all of Verizon to shut him down.

[Anonymous No.55375815]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGUQgty1e3g

[Anonymous No.55375817]

>>55375782

Eventually yes.

Word of warning however: SPUT will be forced to sell by regulators if the price really runs up. Sell the instant the utilities go crying to the Feds.

[Anonymous No.55375822]

>>55375760
this event probably just enlightened more normies about billionaires than decades of gay leftist books

[Anonymous No.55375826]

>>55375817
Post more money cats.

[Anonymous No.55375843]

>>55375826

[Anonymous No.55375862]

>>55375813
You have to pull graveyard shift at the shill farm because everyone caught onto the fact that you're a foreign glownigger lmao. Enjoy your crippling health problems. :^)

[Anonymous No.55375869]

>>55375843
Thas it

[Anonymous No.55375874]

VIX is low. The birds have stopped chirping.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55375878]

>>55375862
Nice projection, you bobos have lost your minds, probably because you've lost all your money in the last 6 months. The schizo spamming all those threads is unironically a permabear, anti Biden retard, like yourself.

[Anonymous No.55375882]

VIX is lower than 13. The birds stopped chirping. The baboon ran back into his cave.

The forest is quiet.

[Anonymous No.55375884]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6To0fvX_wFA

[Anonymous No.55375890]

>>55375409
HIFS stock ladies.

[Anonymous No.55375893]

>>55375878
How much longer can you work graveyard shift before you die, swedecuck? lmfao

[Anonymous No.55375899]

>>55374954
>SOXL
Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.

[Anonymous No.55375901]

>>55375234
Is there any good way to get these cards in consistent decent definition? Or even better is the game finally freeware? I want to get a set to play with my friends.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55375904]

>>55375893
I'm American, you schizo freak. How much more money can you lose being bearish before you capitulate? Oh wait, you're not American, you hold no stocks, and you're a Russian shill spreading doomer propaganda.

[Anonymous No.55375910]

>>55375884
Generally speaking, how far back are gaps honored?

[Anonymous No.55375915]

>>55375901
no idea how many i've saved here are fake or gay

[Anonymous No.55375919]

Why in the world would CNBC post this picture of JPow? WTF?!?

[Anonymous No.55375922]

>>55375129
>pretty steady beat but the intensity ramps up and down and back up over time
Not trance but you familiar with this?

[Anonymous No.55375923]

>>55375007
Yeah. Exactly. You people joke about it but it's quite damning. We are in a seriously concerning volatility regime. The forest is quiet.

[Anonymous No.55375929]

>>55375904
You can change jobs any time you like, Sven.

[Anonymous No.55375930]

>>55375919
Bloomberg

[putsRnotDaWae No.55375937]

>>55375929
It's 4 PM in Los Angeles, schizo.

[Anonymous No.55375942]

>>55375937
Post your Los Angeles electrical outlet then.

[Anonymous No.55375953]

He's From Sweden. The Swedecuck Thinks He's Fooling Us. We're Onto Him.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55375954]

>>55375942
I will not provide any images for a Russian state sponsored shill, your creepy stalker like behavior is already bad enough.

[Anonymous No.55375958]

I'm thinking about buying a bit of Incel and Qualcomm here, thoughts?

[Anonymous No.55375959]

>>55375910
no idea but these ones matter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWBXBo7ZH-E

[Anonymous No.55375963]

>>55375915
Damn. I have a trash pdf of the whole game but it's got hugely variable quality. I guess I could just trim out the art and recreate the cards and text in inkscape. At least it'll give me something to do at work I guess.

[Anonymous No.55375972]

>>55375958
intc is cheap and within its trading range it is at a fair price.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka_pPf7OqiE

[Anonymous No.55375974]

>>55375954
Okay, Sven, that's your choice. Just like it's your choice to keep pulling graveyard shift lmao. Btw, are you finally ready to help me translate this article?

https://www.svt.se/nyheter/inrikes/svensk-myndighet-pa-plats-i-ukraina-bidrar-i-informationskrig-mot-ryssland

[Anonymous No.55375977]

>>55374788
barf

[Anonymous No.55375989]

>>55375972
>I was too greedy to buy at each of these bottoms
yep

[putsRnotDaWae No.55375992]

>>55375974
You still haven't learned how to use google translate, Ivan?

[Anonymous No.55376007]

>>55375992
What does it mean?
>Svensk myndighet på plats i Ukraina – bidrar i informationskrig mot Ryssland
>Uppdaterad 12 juni 2023Publicerad 12 juni 2023
>Myndigheten för psykologiskt försvar arbetar på plats i Ukraina sedan krigsutbrottet.
>Det går nu den operative chefen Mikael Tofvesson ut med i intervju med SVT.
>– Vi utbildar och övar ukrainska myndigheter i hur man slåss på informationsarenan , säger han.
>Svenska tjänstemän från myndigheten, MPF, har sedan krigsstarten i det dolda arbetat i Ukraina. I en rapport som lämnades in till försvarsdepartementet i fredags beskrivs hur regeringsuppdraget gått ut på att ”öka den samlade ukrainska psykologiska försvarsförmågan”.
>– På våren 2022 gav vi råd och stöd till ukrainska myndigheter i hur de skulle bland annat kommunicera till sin egen befolkning när man står inför krigsfara. En annan viktig fråga var hur man skapar motståndskraft för de som skulle kunna bli utsatta för påverkansoperationer, säger Mikael Tofvesson.

[Anonymous No.55376018]

>>55375409
One of these days....

[Anonymous No.55376058]

>>55375822
Two billionaires just arranged a public duel and you think normies might start noticing that they're ruled by retards? I don't think so if they haven't noticed by this point they never will

[Anonymous No.55376063]

>>55375958
Intel could actually turn things around. They are back in the GPU game. Only semiconductor stock that isn't pumped like crazy. Yet.

[Anonymous No.55376065]

>>55375882
This, market can't dump if people have puts

[Anonymous No.55376070]

i am getting out of securities

[Anonymous No.55376074]

>>55375972
Lol I've heard this one before

[Anonymous No.55376080]

>>55376065
Yeah. The market is not hedged at all. People haven't bought enough puts.

We are perched on the precipice. The market will get caught offsides and people will be forced to sell stock since they have no puts as a hedge.


It's all scary.

You should look at the VIX and see how low it is and be frightened. You should be staring at your ceiling in bed for hours every night because you are concerned about how low VIX is.

You should be losing sleep over this.

[Anonymous No.55376090]

>>55375922
>you familiar with this?
No. I can see the appeal, but that's not for me

[Anonymous No.55376103]

>>55376080
This would be more convincing if there wasn't "Why is the forest quiet" posts every month since November.

[Anonymous No.55376120]

>>55376103
It's not about timing the market. It's about listening for the sounds.

We're not trying to tell you about when the forest will start or stop being quiet.

We're just trying to tell you what it means when it happens.

The Birds Stop Chirping.

The Baboon Runs Back To His Cave.

The Birds Are Silent.

The Monkeys Stop Howling.

Look at VIX.

[Anonymous No.55376129]

>>55376120
okay, but you can hit a 7 month wide target right? You going to bobo for years if that is what it takes to be proven right? Gonna call yourself Michael Burry when it is all done?

[Anonymous No.55376135]

Another day. Bought more KO and DIS. My new server cost me $2,138 to build. Hey that's not bad. The old one cost just $1,900 and it lasted me 3 years. (will remain as an offline archive storage dump).

[Anonymous No.55376139]

>>55376129
There is no target. This isn't an investment thesis. This is just the state of the volatility regime.

In 2022 the regime was the opposite - elevated VIX.

Now the regime is different. Low vol.

I am not trying to be right or be wrong.

I am trying to let you know that the monkeys have stopped howling. The birds have stopped chirping.

Do you understand.

[Anonymous No.55376142]

>>55376120
The reason you speak in gibberish is because as usual bears can never explain why they're always wrong.

[Anonymous No.55376146]

>>55376142
This isn't about bears. This is about tigers. They're hidden.

[Anonymous No.55376153]

>>55376139
I understand nobody who browses biz should be trading VIX or talking about VVIX

[Anonymous No.55376171]

>>55376153
VIX is the thermometer. The tape machine. Not trading it. Using VIX and the vol of VIX (VVIX) to listen.

Listen for noises.

Look for the tails options being bid on VIX. That is when the tigers come out.

[Anonymous No.55376177]

>>55376153
He's from reddit and should be ignored.

[Anonymous No.55376187]

>>55376146
WRONG
tigers are crouching, it's dragons that are hidden.

[Anonymous No.55376207]

>>55376187
All the hidden dragons got wiped out during the Volmageddon even of Feb 2018 (XIV). Hidden dragons don't exist anymore. An extinct urban legend at this point.

[Anonymous No.55376209]

>>55375799
I will fight this

[Anonymous No.55376213]

>>55376171
>hi my n-name is clickety clacks and today I'm here to talk to ab- pwease stop laughing I-
>the volatility of the volatility, the noises pwease-

[Anonymous No.55376214]

>>55376177
>He's from reddit i hecking KNOW it

[Anonymous No.55376222]

>this 19 y/o fag LARPing as an insider
Smart people don’t type like 103IQ mid-tier college econ degree tryhards, dweeb.

[Anonymous No.55376226]

>the volatility of the volatility

[Anonymous No.55376230]

>>55376213
You're all laughing at me. You idiots. You'll learn when the convexity of VIX tails gamma flexes its maws.

[Anonymous No.55376239]

>America’s most famous investor is called BUFFET and his most famous long is COCA-COLA
What a fat-brained nation. Shameful.

[Anonymous No.55376245]

>>55376230
>flexes its maws
You were doing okay but you overplayed your hand there. Ruined the whole thing.

[Anonymous No.55376248]

>>55376245
how did i ruin it.

[Anonymous No.55376290]

>>55376239
fuck off back to the fake money brokers

[Anonymous No.55376292]

>>55376230
I actually like your posts clickety clacks I'm just fucking with you, are you still short wing stop?

[Anonymous No.55376303]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55376314]

>>55376135
>DIS about to break below its COVID lows
Never change, Coke Boomer. Never change.

[Anonymous No.55376319]

>>55376314
he'll be laughing when the divvy comes back in september, and why wouldn't you slurp cheapies?

[Anonymous No.55376328]

>>55376292
I know u love me i am also joking the joke is on u i am the one who doe sthe jokes here i am the one who is fucking with people not you i am the one who is always in on the joke and never on the wrong side of it okay

and yeah im still shorting WING, I still believe the company is egregiously overvalued but I am "less" confident in the time frame and magnitude of the drop. The reason is because WING is quite impressively maintaining revenue growth. This is because of their franchise growth

WING just announced their 2,000th restaurant. At the end of Q1, they had 1,996. So that’s 4 in the last few month+. Maybe there have been more, but that’s slower than our expected pace of about 15-17/mo.

Anyways bottom line is that WING is still a company to short but its not like the company is fucking terrible. They are still expanding franchises and revenues while being overvalued.

The salient issue is their margins; the cost of chicken wings can only go so much lower. Chicken wing costs gonna go up soon.


I honestly love talking about goyslop companies. I usually "Analyze" biotechs but no one on /smg/ listens to my retarded biotech short theses so i just like talking about goyslop.


Another goyslop company i really think is an AMAZING short is....CELH. The energy drink company. The stock is so fckn overvalued

[Anonymous No.55376333]

Yet another green day for WEAT and none of y'all city slickers will even consider it until /ZW's at 1000'0.

[Anonymous No.55376341]

>>55376319
Believe it or not, most parents don't want their kids subjected to tranny brainwashing. And Millennial women/manchildren are about to restart their student loan payments.

[Anonymous No.55376343]

Oh great now we have the swede cuck and CRBPajeet in the thread. Looks like /smg/ is returning to it's old ways.

[Anonymous No.55376353]

>>55376343
Janny personally said the only way I could post on /biz/ ever again was if I promised him not to even MENTION white people or anything to do with race. In fact even making this post is gonna put me in hot water with janjan.

[Anonymous No.55376356]

>>55376343
>swede cuck
Who is this guy btw lol. I'm seeing some schizo activity revolving around one anon "accusing" another of being swedish.

[Anonymous No.55376365]

anyone buying NIO

[Anonymous No.55376379]

>>55376135
>2k138
The fuck you use a server for? Are you one of those tech fan boomers that wants their doorbell camera to notice when they pull in the driveway so it can play your 1970s greatest rock albums of all time playlist as you walk in the door?

[Anonymous No.55376380]

>>55376341
>most parents
and yet all they do is complain while it happens

[Anonymous No.55376387]

>>55376356
It's the same group of 80 IQ faggot euroshills that have been raiding /smg/ since the markets started shitting the bed a year ago.

[Anonymous No.55376400]

>>55376387
I'm going to be honest I post on /smg/ an incredibly unhealthy amount and I've never noticed eurofaggotshill raids. The only time i noticed we got "raided" in recently memory was the Gayhorse /pmg/ nonsense

[Anonymous No.55376402]

>>55376365
It's a peculiar fellow, keeps dipping along with a lot of other KWEB/Chink tech garbage. Otoh, we just got news the government's extending the EV tax exemption by a year. So how much more downside can you really expect?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55376405]

>>55376400
That guy is an insane schizoid who believes EVERY bullish poster is actually a Ukraine shill.

[Anonymous No.55376410]

>>55376380
Or stick the kid in front of an iPad serving an endless stream of "Elsa fucks Mr. Crabs" Youtube shorts.

[Anonymous No.55376419]

>>55376400
They don't flood the thread all at once, but you see faggots like "putsRnotDaWae" constantly astroturfing pro-Biden propaganda and screeching about "muh Russia".

[Anonymous No.55376423]

>>55376405
>t. ESL nigger who accuses everyone of being Russian

[Anonymous No.55376424]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55376427]

I think I am going to stop playing the market and just boomer max. Contribute to 401k and fund roth (or pay off mortgage earlier since it would be a 7%) but go conservative in that too. Spare cash going to two vacations a year.

[Anonymous No.55376430]

>>55376427
mpw o jepi good luck

[putsRnotDaWae No.55376431]

>>55376419
>propaganda
Biden literally pulled off the greatest economic recovery in US history, this is an objective fact.
>>55376423
Why else would you be so anti American? There's a high likelihood that most bobo posters are indeed Russian.

[Anonymous No.55376437]

>>55376430
MPW? The REIT that's going bankrupt?

[Anonymous No.55376439]

>>55376419
>constantly astroturfing pro-Biden propaganda
This sounds more like something white conservitards on /smg/ would schiz out about. You can talk about how big of a retard trump is on /smg/ and you'd get like 5 (You)'s from white guys posting from their govt-subsidized android phones telling you about how you're a pro-biden astroturfer.

Just relax

[Anonymous No.55376443]

>>55376437
has 10 months more to run until case goes to court

[Anonymous No.55376446]

Nevermind this guy >>55376431 is taking all of my white /smg/ friends on a ruse cruise. This guy >>55376419
was correct and there is bonafide pro-Biden memery going on here.

[Anonymous No.55376459]

>>55376430
Mpw will slash its divy sooner rather than later. Its tenants are troubled as evident by the price of the stock.

[Anonymous No.55376471]

>>55376379
Well the drives cost the most. Enterprise grade, 5 year warranty. Xeon cpu,ecc ram. When it comes to my data I don't half ass it. The goal is to keep it all for life. Some of it it is 20 years old already.

[Anonymous No.55376475]

>>55376459
smells like high yield, i'm paying attention and in at 7handle, so if they do i'll cut it.

[Anonymous No.55376499]

The rally is over.

[Anonymous No.55376506]

To the faggot who told me not to invest in CVS two weeks ago:
Eat shit.

[Anonymous No.55376514]

>>55376499
we're stalled, not done, memelines haven't been broken yet.

[Anonymous No.55376522]

>>55376475
If you want high yield, go with IEP.

[Anonymous No.55376526]

>>55376135
Why ko?
And why dis, don't they have a lot of problems with profits?

[Anonymous No.55376528]

I am going to regret opening that paprika bottle. What was I thinking, and why do I have that in my spice cabinet. OIL SAVE ME SO I CAN AFFORD A FAT WHITE WOMAN THAT ONLY MAKES SPICELESS MAYO CONCOCTIONS AAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55376529]

>>55376506
But anon, he was right...

[Anonymous No.55376530]

>>55376522
jepi is where it's at, best october pickup for me besides amd

[Anonymous No.55376531]

Why did FRCB just jump 5500 pct to $14.26 on Robinhood? Are they just taunting me now?

[Anonymous No.55376536]

>>55376531
lurk more

[Anonymous No.55376579]

Where is labour needed? Im thinking about starting a talent agency to bring filipino workers. Because jesus Christ theres millions of underemployed.

[Anonymous No.55376595]

>>55376471
Ok, ok, but like why?

[Anonymous No.55376613]

>>55376579
>labour
probably needed at the dole factory

[Anonymous No.55376615]

>>55376526
Ignoring the culture war bullshit, Disney is "generally" in a good spot and remains profitable overall. They were hit hard by COVID and loaded up on debt, but also have record park numbers since then and should be able to pay it off without much trouble (note: the parks make up the vast majority of their revenue and profit, dwarfing their other segments). The stock has averaged around the $110 spot for the past decade, so unless you think they're on the downswing permanently I could see the argument for a buying opportunity. They're also supposed to reintroduce their divvie later this year.
t. long term boomer holder

[Anonymous No.55376632]

>>55376613
See problem is most exploit workers too much. Taking identification etc and slum conditions to profit max and then the government has to raid them. I want to send planes full of Filipinos to work in reasonable conditions and be a contract labour king.

[Anonymous No.55376638]

>American bonds as a share of all global bonds fell below 50% for the first time in decades
dedollarization is still a meme right? right?!

[Anonymous No.55376654]

>>55376214
>>55376328
You space like a redditor. If the glove fits.

[Anonymous No.55376657]

>>55376638
source

[Anonymous No.55376668]

>>55376638
And they havent faced reality yet as yields are still inverted because hopium of rape stops even when JPOW has continued to tell people it would continue until morale improved.

[Anonymous No.55376669]

>>55376579
Fuck off we're full.

[Anonymous No.55376673]

>dave gardner, entrepreneur (58 years old)
>"well it would be hard for you to succeed without a college degree, when I worked in a factory 30 years ago a guy didn't get promoted to manager because he had no degree"
Boomer genocide is a must for society to stop sucking major ass.

[Anonymous No.55376715]

>>55376595
Well I don't pay for streaming services. I don't pay for books. Or music. Keeping physical copies would involve a lot of floor space. Via plex I can listen/watch my content anywhere long as I've got my phone. (tether phone to car and pipe music through car's stereo/speakers)

[Anonymous No.55376719]

>>55376528
I thought white people love heckin hot sauces. Even the red necks, who buy insanely spicy hot sauce stuff from my experiences. I used to live in chudcentral, idaho and i met lots of serious red neck types who would chug meme tier hot sauces with a lot of their meals

[Anonymous No.55376722]

>>55376669
They are prettier than currywops

[Anonymous No.55376723]

>>55376668
>>55376657
>>55376638
oops i read the wrong thing, it included corporate bonds but excluded China, total mess

I found what it actually is and it's still only 58% as of April
>https://www.rbcwealthmanagement.com/en-us/insights/is-the-us-dollar-still-a-viable-reserve-currency
Down from 73% in 2001
That's a fucking 15% drop. And it's only accelerating because of all the bullshit we've been pulling with inflation and weaponizing the swift system

[Anonymous No.55376729]

>>55376722
Yeah, sometimes I take shits that look cooler than others.

[Anonymous No.55376732]

>>55376719
For white people, pepper is a fucking hot spice.

[Anonymous No.55376739]

>>55376723
ty

[Anonymous No.55376743]

>>55376732
that's a huge fucking meme dude
you're going to pretend a company like buffalo wild wings is selling mostly mild sauce?

I actually am really curious how they stock up and what their inventory is

[Anonymous No.55376757]

>>55376719
the hot sauce is for food that wasn't seasoned to begin with.

[Anonymous No.55376759]

>>55376715
Sick namedrop on the surveillance software bro, really sticking the Boomer act.

[Anonymous No.55376766]

>>55376615
I can see their park revenues will be affected by interes rate and inflation. They're saying they will be profitable, but all companies says so. As a noob it would feel short term risky, I guess if you're really long-term invest then it might be an opportunity. Interesting, I'll look into it.

What about coke?

[Anonymous No.55376774]

>>55376732
It depends on the type of white person. I have observed white people for many years and observed a sort of bimodal distribution when it comes to the capsaicin palate. Some white people (Mormons, from my experience) literally cannot handle a sprinkle of black pepper in their funeral potatoes, but other white people will go out of their way to drink half a bottle of hot sauce with their lunch

[Anonymous No.55376797]

>>55376774
Taste bud density varies by person.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/2395927/#:~:text=The%20%22higher%22%20density%20group%20averaged,135%20%2B%2F%2D%2043%20tp%2Fcm2.

I am a proud less-taster, I char my meats and cover them in relish and mustard so I can taste something interesting. I chug cold black coffee and consider leftover pickle brine a sauce base.

[Anonymous No.55376822]

I have an interesting idea for a financial instrument. Labour bonds.
>import labour to country
>sort labourers into projected risk/skill level
>group 100 labourers together as a single bond
>sell bond with a yield to pay for costs to manage workers
>workers pay back costs
Modern day indentured servitude that can be invested in

[Anonymous No.55376825]

>>55376766
> As a noob it would feel short term risky, I guess if you're really long-term invest then it might be an opportunity.
I'd say that's a fair assessment. There are a ton of short-term questions about DIS, they just went through a few major org changes with Iger coming back and their long-time CFO leaving. Overall though, the markets that they do have cornered are extremely well-guarded, so imo they are a decent long-term play (or at least, I'm more confident about them then any other group in the entertainment or travel/cruise space).
For Coke, that's an entirely different industry that I'm not as familiar with, but in general the food industry has super thin margins so any bullish position would be on the idea that KO can gain market share. My current interpretation of the branding is that KO targets lower-class individuals compared to PEP which to me implies that PEP is the aspiration brand that people would want. To that end I wouldn't have much faith in investing in KO. In the best case scenario you'd have mediocre returns compared to the S&P or your average tech stock.

[Anonymous No.55376833]

UTTER BOVINE ANNIHILATION

[Anonymous No.55376852]

the rally is over

[Anonymous No.55376889]

>>55374824

[Anonymous No.55376914]

>>55376207
>All the hidden dragons got wiped out during the Volmageddon even of Feb 2018
My understanding is that the hidden dragon (Archegos) blew up in 2021. Then again, tiger capital blew up just one year later.
It's all out in the open now. They're not even trying to hide it.

[Anonymous No.55376927]

fuckin gap down again. baggies fucked again. kek

[Anonymous No.55376976]

>>55376889
kek

[Anonymous No.55376988]

Wealthy propertied class has benefitted to much. We need based stagflation and tight labour market with restrictive gov spending to reduce the debt infection.

[Anonymous No.55376996]

>>55376889
>>55376976
1pbtid

[Anonymous No.55377005]

Head fake tomorrow buy calls for gapfill

[Anonymous No.55377050]

>>55376443
Which court case are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.55377055]

futures look bad wtf?

[Anonymous No.55377064]

I hate stocks.

[Anonymous No.55377073]

futures are, and always have been, a lie

[Anonymous No.55377076]

Most damaging Jap surprise attack in 80 years.

[Anonymous No.55377083]

>>55377073
The future is what I make it. :)
I am the master of my destiny, the sole arbiter of my fate.
If the markets disagree, they are simply wrong and will adjust in due time.

[Anonymous No.55377110]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55377133]

Can't wait to celebrate pizza friday using the gains from my amd puts

[Anonymous No.55377150]

What happened to the gains bros

[Anonymous No.55377154]

The rally is over.

[Anonymous No.55377158]

>>55376427
Literally just buy fractional shares of brk-b don’t even look at the price and you’ll outperform everyone here

[Anonymous No.55377167]

King David's family was pretty messed up but he was a good man. Made some mistakes and had to deal with the consequences. But he did his best with the hand he was given. Now King Solomon starts off his reign with a series of killings. That can't be good. I found it funny that David told the guy that curses him when he was fleeing from Alsalom that he wouldn't kill him, but then he tells Solomon that he should kill him as one of his first deeds as king. Technically David didn't lie to the man, he didn't kill him, Solomon did. Top kek. He got "thanks for playing'ed". I hate getting thanks for playing'ed

[Anonymous No.55377175]

>>55377158

[Anonymous No.55377182]

CAM ON NASDAQ
CRASH THROUGH THE FLOOR

[Anonymous No.55377189]

>>55375499
>>55375668
>>55375362
>heat is bad for natural gas
>a-actually it's good
This is one of those assets that's just fucking fake and pumps if jews want it to, huh.

[Anonymous No.55377199]

>>55374578
Any good undervalued tickets out there? I’m talking like CROX @4pe, not “omG NVDA is the future!!!”. Something valued like it’s going out of business when it’s really not. An old Warren Buffet type stock, not Snowbags. STLA is under 3 PE and has an 8.6% yield. What say you?

[Anonymous No.55377201]

>>55377189
>one of those assets
What assets aren't?

[Anonymous No.55377209]

>>55377175
>tfw thots(and the incels that post them) can't understand magic of the DRIP-a-lip
2/10 would not bang and have sex

[Anonymous No.55377217]

>>55377175
you're not making it until there's two zeroes at the end of everything in the quantity column

[Anonymous No.55377231]

>>55377199
>STLA is under 3 PE and has an 8.6% yield
Redpill?

[Anonymous No.55377240]

>>55375701
Qrd?

[Anonymous No.55377241]

>>55377201
Anyway

Over the past 10 years, in 10 years, 2022 was the only year where Natural Gas pumped during the summer. It pumped during the summer because it was pricing in the idea that Natgas would become a valuable commodity during winter 2023 because of the Russian invasion. This was not true because it was too warm.

The bull season for natgas begins after the summer heat, in august/september and goes to november/december.

The natural gas near term charts seem to indicate it is being rejected at 2.63, today's candle appeared to have been a bearish star of some kind. The RSI puts natural gas at around 62. All of this would probably mean if it pumps it will immediately be rejected again and violently fall back to retest lows around 1.90.

This would be in line with history, and would see it bottom in July to begin going up in august, and continue on a general uptrend until december.

If the market is efficient and warm weather was good for natural gas, shouldn't it have pumped months ago in preparation for a warm summer? The narrative goes against 10 years of market trends.

[Anonymous No.55377246]

What’s the best historic stock data provider? I want to start getting my feet wet a little with automating my investing

[Anonymous No.55377257]

Damn... I just ate dinner, but I'm still hungry. should have bought a lil` dessert when I was at KR

[Anonymous No.55377280]

>>55376129
I'm sorry you bought the top, what calls did you buy yesterday?

[Anonymous No.55377288]

>>55377241
I'll wait till August or a 30 RSI for BOIL

[Anonymous No.55377291]

>>55377231
Stellantis is an auto manufacturer that owns 16 vehicle brands including: Dodge, Jeep, Fiat, Peugeot, and more. They are electrifying their fleet to keep up with Jewish regulations and own a stake in a lithium producer. They are valued very low relative to their competitors such as Ford, Toyota, and Honda.

[Anonymous No.55377295]

>>55377199
>STLA
yea I'm gonna pick up a few small bags of this.

[Anonymous No.55377297]

>>55376153
I know that I bought puts and didn't have to worry about selling. Now I have a stop loss set, vix going lower means other people made the same decision. You should look at the vix before you trade in a bear market.

[Anonymous No.55377301]

>>55377288
Notably when BOIL was at 32 RSI in early june was the best time to buy, since it pumped after that point. Buying now would be buying high.

[Anonymous No.55377321]

>>55377295
It looks like a good stock to sell CCs on and collect dividends. Better than investing in these other “EV” brands that are drowning in debt imo. I think people are sleeping on it.

[Anonymous No.55377325]

>>55377297
You think we’re still in a bear market?

[Anonymous No.55377328]

wypipo dont season dey holdings

[Anonymous No.55377339]

>>55377150
the asians are dumping because Biden called Xi a dictator

[Anonymous No.55377355]

>>55375409
Not a good sign but if PACW isn't sub-5 then it's probably nothing

[Anonymous No.55377398]

>>55377241
It's pricing in the same thing again now. BOIL flipped contracts over to September a few weeks ago. Anyone telling you it's because of the heat is a moron.

[Anonymous No.55377401]

>>55376719
of course we do, i've got some good ghost pepper pineapple sauce right now.

[Anonymous No.55377412]

>>55377398
The way I see it, is that BOIL probably goes back to 2.70. Probably crab in this range, before it begins to make higher lows and higher highs towards autumn, pricing in winter gas usage.

[Anonymous No.55377431]

>>55377398
summer heat drives powerburn demand

[Anonymous No.55377432]

>>55374677
Is Ubers unsustainable business model going to be exposed?

[Anonymous No.55377458]

Are we entering a schizo crab market?

[Anonymous No.55377461]

>>55377458
> entering
We've been in schizo territory for at least 6 months.

[Anonymous No.55377476]

>>55377461
Yes but that was a schizo bull market

[Anonymous No.55377478]

>>55376365
>>55376402
NIO down over 8% in Chinese markets lol

[Anonymous No.55377481]

>>55377241
midwit redditspacing not understanding lower production, exports to mexico and heatwave = natty gas bullish for next week and July confirms BOIL is the play.

[Anonymous No.55377497]

Quit arguing and post some good tickers, niggers. Let’s make some money.

[FRESH No.55377505]

>>55377500
>>55377500
>>55377500

[Anonymous No.55377514]

>>55377432
Aren't they actually now making money?

[Anonymous No.55377539]

>>55377514
Can't speak for everyone, but uber finally stopped giving my constant 50% off codes every month.

[Anonymous No.55377648]

>>55377481
Production is higher and heatwaves have always been bearish for natural gas for the past 10 years, you fucking moron, otherwise we would see pumping during the summertime in the past 10 years at any point besides 2022.
Shut the fuck up and stop posting garbage.

[Anonymous No.55377953]

>>55376732
Your welcome for that food you dump spices on

[Anonymous No.55377970]

>>55376822
Fuck off

[Anonymous No.55378030]

>>55377970
Why? It could be used to survive a variety of problems. I bet I could even get ESG funds for it

[Anonymous No.55379363]

>>55376353
That’s too bad. I kind of like your rants about white people

[Anonymous No.55379811]

im sitting here farting incessantly while the market slips lower
i may even shit my pants
position accordingly