/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.55361086]

OOPEEEENNNN THE FOOOKIN MAAAHHHKEEETTTT

>starting out
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>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/f8Pa7nGg

>Basic Boomer ETF investing
https://pastebin.com/HcSq25Ns
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Options resources
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>Educational sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>upcoming news and reports
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https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.earningswhispers.com/

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[Anonymous No.55361100]

Fpbp

[Anonymous No.55361106]

>>55361100
Ah shit checked.

[Anonymous No.55361108]

>>55361100
nice

[Anonymous No.55361112]

Is MARA going to make me rich?

[Anonymous No.55361113]

Time for gains frens

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55361119]

Reminder that BTC is on the rise so MARA/RIOT are THE stocks to trade today

[Anonymous No.55361121]

How do I long xenobots, engineered fetuses, and other bio computing black magic?

https://phys.org/news/2023-06-lab-grown-human-embryo.amp

[Anonymous No.55361123]

PPPPPPPUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMPPPPP

[Anonymous No.55361125]

I knew I was smart not to buy yesterday. We're going down again today.

[Anonymous No.55361126]

>>55361113
Im already gaining
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55361131]

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.55361133]

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[Anonymous No.55361141]

sell reddit sell

[Anonymous No.55361143]

>>55361133
Once again too late. Come on bro

[Anonymous No.55361144]

we pump
dont fall for the flush

[Anonymous No.55361147]

Predict market level at 10 AM

[Anonymous No.55361157]

>>55361147
4366 (checkem)

[Anonymous No.55361164]

>>55361147
a conservative -4%

[Anonymous No.55361166]

>>55361147
4450

[Anonymous No.55361169]

Doubled my stake in NVDA and TSLA, and added 50% to META. Wish me lucm broze.

[Anonymous No.55361178]

WHY IS IT ALL RED AGAIN
NVIDIA SAVE ME AIEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.55361182]

>>55361086
Abnb chads wtfwt

[Anonymous No.55361189]

>>55361178
Don't fall for the Judean schemes

[Anonymous No.55361194]

[Anonymous No.55361210]

>>55361086
Daily reminder that finance is pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, worsening labor conditions, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war and overall evilmaxxing are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

Unless every single financier parasite, banker and trader is euthanized and every stock market and bank is burned to the ground, and the status quo completely abolished, the biosphere and all life will extinguished

[Anonymous No.55361216]

What are you buying?

[Anonymous No.55361217]

>>55361133
What if this guy bakes exactly at market open tomorrow

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55361232]

>>55361210
Shouldn't you be off kissing the feet of some minority or tranny?

[Anonymous No.55361236]

WHEAT BROS WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.55361243]

>TQQQ red
>SQQQ red as well

[Anonymous No.55361244]

My charts on trading view app for Nasdaq and S&P have stopped working

[Anonymous No.55361249]

>>55361210
i genuinely do not care about any of that other than making sure i am rich enough to enable myself and everyone close to me to live a good life in a country that will have at least another hundred years of prosperity without the scourge beasts

[Anonymous No.55361250]

>>55361133
>15:30:01
ya dun jinxed the Dow Jones

[Anonymous No.55361251]

>>55361194
>Those pits and tummy
Paris was something else. Still is.

[Anonymous No.55361255]

>>55361232
Btw every single statement that comes out of rightoids mouth is projection.

Rightoids kiss the feet and deepthroat the boot of all and any powerful authority figures -> becomes "our boogeyman kisses the feet of minorities"

Everything is projection. Your worship of capitalism, racism, the obsession with "inferiority, subhumanism, purity" etc, worshipping authority/militarism everything. All rightoids do is projection

[Anonymous No.55361258]

Ah shit my cheeky BA order filled.

[Anonymous No.55361259]

>>55361255
>oid
The Siren Song of the absolute retard.

[Anonymous No.55361263]

>>55361249
You can keep doing that but you will be euthanized right before you can enjoy the fruits of your parasitism

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55361264]

>>55361255
Some people are more valuable than others. The reason you're poor is because you don't understand value.

[Anonymous No.55361271]

>>55361263
people who preach socialist ideas have an inferiority complex that prevents them from ever succeeding. your ideology was designed to keep intelligent but autistic people (you) down

[Anonymous No.55361273]

I bought the fucking top, didn't I?

[Anonymous No.55361281]

seethe and sell all you want boys, but i can't be shaken out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA

[Anonymous No.55361290]

Wonder when we'll get a move on the ES and not more chop

[Anonymous No.55361292]

Elon betray =_(

[Anonymous No.55361294]

>My EV long is pumping
>My Biotech short is pumping

[Anonymous No.55361299]

>AMZN P/E is 304
What the hell

[Anonymous No.55361302]

ive gotta find my next ticker. one pennyshit chart looks good so i might gamble i tiny sum on it perhaps.

but im gonna do more dd this time.

[Anonymous No.55361303]

>>55361273
i did too mumubro, we'll get through this together

[Anonymous No.55361305]

>>55361255
Imagine getting trolled this hard by our resident Andy Kauffman tripfag.

[Anonymous No.55361311]

>>55361302
... he says to himself

[Anonymous No.55361316]

>everything down
>VIX 13.50
lmao, what fool longs VIX derivatives as a hedge?

[Anonymous No.55361322]

https://www.intc.com/news-events/press-releases/detail/1630/intel-labs-introduces-ai-diffusion-model-generates
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqaAs_3azSs

[Anonymous No.55361325]

even if this is the top i will continue buying thanks to my comfy new zoomerboomer portfolio composition, no more options gambling for me

[Anonymous No.55361346]

>>55361311
im gonna smoke and have an energy drink. then ill list the top of my watchlist and narrow the best 1 or 2 from there.

[Anonymous No.55361354]

>no bounce

Welp

[Anonymous No.55361359]

kek this is so fucking fake, market went up for weeks on bad news days and all of a sudden it's the end of the world again. This market is faker than shitcoins

[Anonymous No.55361361]

>>55361346
check my id. what tickers are you looking at?

[Anonymous No.55361364]

What's a good slurp point for pltr? The 20 day resistance at 14.5? Maybe it'll go all the way to 50-day resistance at 12?

[Anonymous No.55361369]

Ok, i didnt want to believe it but welcome to the top, this week justed my 3 months of gains.

[Anonymous No.55361372]

*ting ting*
Ahem
Excuse me everyone! I have an announcement I'd like to make:
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Thank you

[Anonymous No.55361379]

What's a good buy-in for Intel and Microsoft? Thinking of buying Intel between 25-30 and Microsoft around 300. AI hype definitely isn't over guys...

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55361389]

Just made around 130 bucks today. thanks BTC.
1 step further to 100k

[Anonymous No.55361391]

>>55361372

[Anonymous No.55361392]

tdameritrade wouldn't let me trade riot options this morning. why??????????

[Anonymous No.55361393]

WHY THE GOD DAMN FUCK DOES THE MARKET KEEP FUCKING CHOPPING

[Anonymous No.55361401]

Why did nobody tell me that PBR is the non-meme version of ZIM?

[Anonymous No.55361404]

Did Musk die or something? What a gay sell off in TSLA

[Anonymous No.55361407]

>>55361364
i dont think its a good buy but 10-12$ if you must

[Anonymous No.55361410]

>>55361361
i havent gotten to work yet. ask me later

[Anonymous No.55361418]

Bobos are desperate

[Anonymous No.55361419]

>enter short
>market immediately puts in a sharp pullback that knocks me out for a full loss
>then reverses and continues down
I'm going to kill myself

[Anonymous No.55361423]

>>55361404
last I read he was in India yesterday meeting with Modi to discuss expanding Tesla into Indian territory
(which is hilarious because what kind if fucking market is an EV maker to a bunch of poor poojeets)

[Anonymous No.55361425]

I tried to warn you

[Anonymous No.55361426]

>>55361258
BA might be a sneaky pick up even at $210

[Anonymous No.55361429]

>>55361404
He didnt die but i wanna fucking kill him rn

[Anonymous No.55361438]

>>55361423
He wants to make a csr powered by the ganges river.

[Anonymous No.55361442]

>VIX down
>market down

>VIX up
>market up

[Anonymous No.55361451]

It's going back up

[Anonymous No.55361454]

>>55361451
it's going back up!

[Anonymous No.55361462]

>>55361454
it's going back up?

[Anonymous No.55361472]

I think it's going back up

[Anonymous No.55361476]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.55361487]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxqfoij6rp8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mxqfoij6rp8

watch if ur bored

[Anonymous No.55361488]

A SWORD DAY
A RED DAY
ERE THE MARKET OPENS

[Anonymous No.55361493]

I knew the market was going to go down today.
As I walked down a footpath yesterday, a FUCKING BEAR crossed my path. I was on a wooded path, but in the middle of a populated area. This synchronicity was impossible to ignore.
>Why didn't you post about it on /smg/?
Sorry anons, I was going to warn you about the omen I experienced but I unironically forgor.

[Anonymous No.55361495]

What the fuck is going on man

[Anonymous No.55361497]

We lost an entire week of gains in a few minutes

[Anonymous No.55361500]

Ok this is just pure fucking nonsense
i think I'll just hold my current positions and walk away
Wake me up when the markets are green again

[Anonymous No.55361504]

>>55361425
OMFG you were right! History repeats.

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55361505]

>>55361493
>>55361497
what did you trade with? spy calls?

[Anonymous No.55361512]

[Anonymous No.55361519]

i saw the canadian woman talk about how liquidity is being pulled from the market.

dunno is it fed or who but that was a few days ago. maybe yesterday

[Anonymous No.55361520]

>>55361505
I hold $JEPI and swing $TQQQ. I kept my $JEPI and liquidated my $TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.55361527]

>woman spending minutes talking about republican vs democrat
SHUT UP GET OFF THE MIC

[Anonymous No.55361530]

the market as it is

[Anonymous No.55361531]

The market has done this literally everyday. It dips and then pumps back to new 52-week highs. Nvidia will hit another ATH by the end of today.

[Anonymous No.55361544]

>hurr durr just let inflation rage again for muh home buyers
how retarded is this negrowoman

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55361552]

>>55361520
yeah i'm just gonna stay the fuck away from market tracking stocks during fed days..

[Anonymous No.55361553]

The girl Im dating isnt texting me the way the did before. Her messages are shorter now and she takes hours to reply. She says that she's busy with work and canceled our last two dates.
its over isnt it

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55361554]

>>55361531
>implying NVDA will hit another ATH by the end of today.

Keep dreaming kiddo.

[Anonymous No.55361563]

>>55361553
she has new better entertaining orbiters in her daily life

[Anonymous No.55361566]

>soft landing
Mumu bros...

[Anonymous No.55361576]

>>55361553
dont waste your time with women who don't know what they want in life. also, get you a stable of horses, because women are always talking to more than one dude at a time.

[Anonymous No.55361581]

Choke up on dat mic dawg

[Anonymous No.55361583]

oh look Powell Burns is reading the same shit for the 100th time

[Anonymous No.55361586]

>>55361566
Soft landing!

[Anonymous No.55361587]

>>55361554
I don't have to take this coming from a trippy who write shit like this

[Anonymous No.55361588]

>>55361553
your turn is over

[Anonymous No.55361594]

>>55361587
autism speaks, and homie is screaming

[Anonymous No.55361599]

Oil bros...we're eating good tonight

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55361614]

>>55361587
I didn't write that. You can clearly see the trip code was not entered properly and just copy pasted into the name field. You can keep lying to yourself idgaf, but NVDA is going down not up (￣o￣) . z Z

[Anonymous No.55361618]

>>55361599
Fucking tasteless and vile pic

[Anonymous No.55361619]

When is this jew market going to end? It's been nothing but fucking chop with long ass wicks all fucking day

[Anonymous No.55361620]

am i gonna have to become a bobo to make money???

[Anonymous No.55361621]

what's been going on with the VIX lately? shouldn't it be up at least slightly instead of down 2%? is it the jews?

[Anonymous No.55361628]

>>55361620
There is no way to win on a day like today. The kikes will ensure you get chopped out for a loss before continuing the market in either direction

[Anonymous No.55361630]

>>55361614
Denial is a river in Egypt

[Anonymous No.55361632]

i bought XLE a day too early and now i'm rekt

[Anonymous No.55361637]

>>55361621
vixperation today

[Anonymous No.55361641]

>>55361553
You can maybe take a que from her actions, and take a step back, yourself.
There's a line between ignoring her, "giving her a taste of her medicine", etc. and responding in kind. She's shown that her life is far more important, and you should do the same. If she's open to do something, but you're busy (or going to be). Be sure to let her know, and tell her (through your actions) that she can either join you, and accomodate you (as she will expect of you); or end the relationship.
The other anons are likely correct, though. She's likely moved on. You might be smart to consider the same :)

[Anonymous No.55361644]

>>55361281
is SILC really the only green position you have?

[Anonymous No.55361647]

i just lost money on MARA. i planned to manually stop myself out, but i got on a phone call with a coworker and she was telling me about her brother who just went to the hospital, and it was a very long sad story and meanwhile i was clenching my buttcheeks something fierce because i had a couple of eggs and a coffee about an hour ago and the morning poop was here. she kept going on and on and i thought i felt a sweat drop down my leg but it turned out to be a little bit of liquid poo. anyways fuck MARA

[Anonymous No.55361653]

you just know the nasdaq is gonna make new highs in a few weeks from now

[Anonymous No.55361654]

>>55361618
What's the matter? You can't stand the sight of a strong Nord woman?

[Anonymous No.55361656]

>>55361086
What stocks should buy

[Anonymous No.55361659]

>>55361264
You are a parasite. The only true inferior beings in this universe are creatures like you who claim other living beings are worthless. True parasite worthy only of euthanasia

[Anonymous No.55361667]

>>55361653
looks like the generational top is in

[Anonymous No.55361668]

>>55361659
have fun staying poor

[Anonymous No.55361669]

>>55361641
>>55361563
>>55361576
>>55361588
fuck

[Anonymous No.55361674]

I'm literally going to kill myself. This kike bullshit is never fucking ending. I'm now on the verge of losing my funded accounts yet again because of this jew crab market.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55361680]

>>55361630
Yeah and you're up the fucking creek without a paddle.

[Anonymous No.55361681]

>>55361271
Btw "making it" or "succeeding" implies that by default you dont actually deserve to exist and need to constantly repent for the sin of existing until you are "worthy" (something that never comes, the cancer always remains).

Keep pulling your bootstraps and grinding hard kid. Maybe in 1,2, or 50 years you will "make it". Braindead parasite you will reach your deathbed and still be waiting for your life to start

[Anonymous No.55361686]

>>55361669
its ok my friend, it's a part of life. dating is retarded and a lot of the process is illogical, but so are emotions. keep your head up and keep your grind up, and let them flock to u

[Anonymous No.55361690]

This is never going to end. We will get chop days until I finally end my life

[Anonymous No.55361692]

>>55361680
I don't have a good comeback so I will respond with antisemitism

[Anonymous No.55361696]

FUCK man why isn’t the market doing ANYTHING

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55361697]

>>55361659
You know how much I paid in taxes last year to go to social programs for parasites that literally just live off the state? You know how many people I employ so they can provide for their families? You're going to call me the parasite? Yeah whatever.

[Anonymous No.55361700]

>>55361696
Because the jews that run it don't want us goyim making any money

[Anonymous No.55361702]

>>55361681
See I was/am just like you. I have attempted to escape captialism through communes and off-grid shit, and I have to say that striving for the other side of escaping capitalism, ie making it, is way better. i hate to break your reality, but a few hundred years ago if you didnt feed yourself you starved, and just because we've entered a post-scarcity world doesn't entitle you the right to exist. you have to earn it. sorry mommy and daddy emotionally neglected you, but it's time to man up and take responsibility for your future

[Anonymous No.55361706]

>stablecoin rambling
Oh there was a question at the end? I thought she was just using her speech as an excuse to posture.

[Anonymous No.55361712]

why aint there no brothers in the fed

[Anonymous No.55361714]

>Juneteenth shit

[Anonymous No.55361719]

BRAPGAS TO 5 BY NOVMBER
BRAPGAS TO 5 BY NOVMBER
BRAPGAS TO 5 BY NOVMBER
BRAPGAS TO 5 BY NOVMBER
BRAPGAS TO 5 BY NOVMBER

[Anonymous No.55361720]

>Juneteenth
>we need more nigger quotas
God damn what a useless bitch.

[Anonymous No.55361721]

>>55361667
yea you're right, this time we topped

[Anonymous No.55361729]

>>55361719
WOULD YOU RATHER HOLD BOIL OR NATGAS MINING STOCK SER?

[Anonymous No.55361735]

>>55361729
IM HOLDING RAW FUCKING NATGAS CFDS YOU FUCKING KEK

[Anonymous No.55361736]

>>55361644
ya i'm having a lot of trouble with this investing thing do you have any advice for me?

[Anonymous No.55361737]

>muh niggers
Holy shit how does every single american not have crippling negro fatigue at this point?
>What can the fed do about muh blacks aint got da house aint got no mo money?
>Uh we do the interest rates mam
Kek

[Anonymous No.55361741]

>stable coin
>black american
lol

[Anonymous No.55361759]

>>55361690
>muh distribution lines
>on a vixperation day
retard

[Anonymous No.55361762]

>>55361697
>has wage slaves
>HURR DURR I AM NOT A PARASITE I JUST LEECH THE LIFE FORCE OF MY SLAVES WHO ARE FORCED INTO SERVITUDE OR INDIRECT EXECUTION

I bet you also have rental proeprties too boomer parasite. How are parasites like you this oblivious. There is no way you unironically believe you are not a parasite right? You just keep saying it in the hopes you will believe it or something? Like you dont work. You literally dont work you have other slaves working FOR you netting you PROFIT.

Know that no matter how many guns you buy or how many gated communities you try to hide behind, we will find you and euthanize you parasite

[Anonymous No.55361761]

>>55361669
It happens.
I remember picking up my ex from her art studio. Decided I'd leave early, so I find a good spot to park (it's right downtown). LMAO UHH DONT DO THAT. Watched her run from a restaurant, holding hands with some fat faggot. She was making it look like she was doing print work, but was actually with another guy.
Lol life be like that, bud. Just remember that it's a people thing; not strictly women.

[Anonymous No.55361766]

>>55361681
Got any stock tips?

[Anonymous No.55361772]

>>55361759
Is there some retarded fucking news happening every other day at this point? When the fuck will we get a day that isn't full of retarded shit that makes the market chop?

[Anonymous No.55361775]

the fuck is NVDL??

[Anonymous No.55361777]

>>55361553
> Dating?
Not done yet
> Seeing, like went on a couple of dates with?
Yeah that shit is over

[Anonymous No.55361781]

Is this the start of the tech bubble pop I need to know so I can take my profits

[Anonymous No.55361785]

>why isnt the market permanently going up every single day i cant believe this

[Anonymous No.55361787]

>>55361772
you have about 12 fed shitter jawboning for the next weeks and 2x Jpow this week alone, together with all this massive options expirations this month the chop will not stop anytime soon

[Anonymous No.55361791]

>>55361735
FUCK THAT IS A GOOD IDEA I AM HOLDING NATGAS MINING STOCK I MAY WANT TO MOVE OVER TO BOIL OR SOMETHING

[Anonymous No.55361795]

>>55361785
Uh yeah, pretty much. I bought calls, and they keep going down. Maybe speak to your Nasdaq CEO dad about it, and see if he can change that?

[Anonymous No.55361804]

So was Maxine the buy signal, right?

[Anonymous No.55361808]

Post receipt

[Anonymous No.55361811]

Just bought some DIS
In it for the medium term, gonna be turbulent for a while but can dart in and out for quick profits and re-buy

[Anonymous No.55361813]

>>55361785
I don't care if it goes up or down. I want it to move. I fucking hate days like today where it just chops sideways until everyone but a few hedgies have lost money.

[Anonymous No.55361820]

>down 1.6% today
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.55361825]

>>55361702
But i am taking responsibility for my life. My mission in life is to euthanize as many parasites like you as possible and build fertile soil for future creatures. I dont give a shit about buying a fancy car. Or a more spacious concrete hole. I seek to live in clean and beautiful ecosystems. I need to touch grass and breathe fresh air. I havent touched grass nor breathed fresh air in 25 years. There is only 1 way for these needs to be fulfilled. By joining the struggle against parasites and the status quo.

[Anonymous No.55361830]

buy soxl sisters! call all your reddit jannie friends now!

[Anonymous No.55361835]

Jpow gets fucked by some random Ms. Velazquez
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.55361844]

Have you ever seen a gap getting filled? And I don't mean halfway full I mean leaking out the rim type of filling. Fellas I think we're about to see NVDA fill a gap like no other gap have been filled before. Get ready for -20% by EOM.

[Anonymous No.55361845]

>>55361835
I don't understand the point of her questions. Or maybe I'm just retarded.

[Anonymous No.55361856]

imagine getting a badass pic like that hung up. who is this burger anyway?

[Anonymous No.55361860]

>>55361845
basically muh minorities muh credit crunch not understanding inflation is going to fuck those minorities even more than getting a cheap credit right now

[Anonymous No.55361865]

>>55361825
ur gonna live with your parents until youre 35

[Anonymous No.55361868]

>>55361835
I didn't even understand what she was trying to get at? Why the hell is she using culture to describe something? It makes no sense and JPow pointed that out.

[Anonymous No.55361876]

>>55361860
Oh ok, that's what she meant by culture shift? God damn, I swear every Democrat seems uniquely obsessed with muh POCs. It's like they have literally no other priorities.

[Anonymous No.55361880]

This nigga is so cringe tryin to get jp in some kind of gotcha. Jp is a professional nothing sayer dawg what are you doing?

[Anonymous No.55361883]

>>55361785
this, but unironically.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luzJj7eFPPY

[Anonymous No.55361889]

>>55361825
Overcrowding psychosis. It's a real thing.

[Anonymous No.55361907]

The fuck? I went to go do some work shit and other chores and what is going on in here?

[Anonymous No.55361912]

>>55361553
Ghost her until she texts you first. Have other things in your life besides her.

[Anonymous No.55361921]

>>55361736
you are what the experts call a "bagholder"

[Anonymous No.55361928]

>>55361553
Text book case of girl being too timid to just tell you to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.55361943]

Daily reminder, September will be here soon. Get out before then. Real estate projected to crater by 2nd half, disposible income spending is down, student loan repayments resume, fed rate hikes are increasing, inflation will be back down to 2-4% by 12 months. Lending trends are sinking fast, growth is shutting down, business owners are giving up. I repeat- you need to sell everything by September.

[Anonymous No.55361947]

Looking forward to the next fed talk yet again where the market chops around

[Anonymous No.55361950]

Living with your parents till you buy your own place is based
Bonus points if they help you with the down payment to get you out of their hair

[Anonymous No.55361951]

>>55361553
Move on amigo, crush any feelings that still linger. And don’t text her back ever again

[Anonymous No.55361954]

>>55361669
What would Andrew Tate do?

[Anonymous No.55361959]

I can catch this knife

[Anonymous No.55361960]

>>55361856
Looks like Barney Franks, but I don't think it is.

[Anonymous No.55361963]

>>55361883
>Tom Lee of Fundstrat Global
Yep.

[Anonymous No.55361965]

>>55361959
praying for you anon

[Anonymous No.55361967]

>>55361921
i asked my mom if this was acceptable volatility and she said ya so i think i'm fine. i'll let her know you're worried about me though.

[Anonymous No.55361973]

>>55361959
You can't catch this knife

[Anonymous No.55361979]

give oriental mommy more time

[Anonymous No.55361991]

haha...

[Anonymous No.55361995]

1. Open qBittorrent
2. Go to View and click Search Engine
3. Click the tab labelled "Search" that appears
4. Click Search plugins on the bottom right
5. Click Check for updates
6. Click OK and close the plugin window.
7. You can now search across hundreds of public trackers with qBittorrent, very often places that have reuploads of rarbg releases too

[Anonymous No.55362000]

>>55361959
the rotation out of tech into defense sectors has begun and you're buying more tech
a lot of knifes to catch anon

[Anonymous No.55362001]

>>55361825
>I havent touched grass nor breathed fresh air in 25 years.
Just, like, go on a hike bro.

[Anonymous No.55362002]

>>55361835
Some Democrats comprehend that inflation obliterates poor people. But others who don’t hear from their local small business owners (that likely live on the edge anyways) that high interest rates are obliterating them, so they bitch about it to Powell. Democrats don’t want to accept federal entitlements cuts, so this is the solution we’re stuck with. They’d rather blame Russia and wait for the war to end even though energy prices have nothing to do with it at this point

[Anonymous No.55362005]

What’s this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.55362006]

> PLTR
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55362009]

>>55361907
Majestic 12 is signalling that jpowell might not have a job soon. Reporters flooded today's press conference with sjw questions that he has no answers for.

[Anonymous No.55362015]

They make us all poor peasants, but there will be time when enough is enough.

[Anonymous No.55362018]

>>55362005
a bad day?

[Anonymous No.55362019]

>>55362009
>Majestic 12
Is this some kind of weeb RPG? In all seriousness, are they THAT mad he raised rates to a measly 5%

[Anonymous No.55362025]

>>55362005
"Niagra Falls"?

[Anonymous No.55362035]

BASED BLACK MAN

[Anonymous No.55362041]

buff black politician

[Anonymous No.55362043]

Based black man BTFOing the previous virtue signaling climate faggot.

[Anonymous No.55362048]

Fellow TQQQ chuds I am in pain, the stock market is only supposed to go up

[Anonymous No.55362052]

Have you eaten Indian food before? Is it good?

[Anonymous No.55362061]

>>55361967
how much did she give you?

[Anonymous No.55362067]

>>55362052
God damn this is foul. At least remove the feathers and gut it first for christ sake.

[Anonymous No.55362068]

Also, congratulations on making it to summer, everyone.
>Not you faggot antipodeans in winter now though.

[Anonymous No.55362075]

>>55362000
Does this mean bitcoin is a fucking defensive asset? It's mooning.

[Anonymous No.55362087]

The recession is arriving. The shorts are firmly back in control. SPY will NEVER see 450.

[Anonymous No.55362092]

>>55362087
u cant shake me out like that now, mister

[Anonymous No.55362096]

>>55362087
THE RECESSION IS HERE!!! KEKIFORNIA IS SIGNALLING THE DEATH OF AMERICA!!!!!!!
NIGHT BOAT TO CAIRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55362097]

Guys, thoughts on Canadian lithium company Lithium One? It has a very low mcap.
US has only 1 active Lithium mine and China's about to have access to the Taliban's lithium in Afghanistan, so I feel like this company is going to skyrocket.

[Anonymous No.55362098]

my john deere doin a lil summ, mmhm das rite

[Anonymous No.55362104]

>>55362087
Ahhh shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.55362107]

LOOK ANON SILC IS GREEN AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.55362112]

>>55362000
MIC bros LFG

[Anonymous No.55362117]

>>55362075
muh digital gold am i right cryptocucks

[Anonymous No.55362121]

>>55362061
uh, all of it? do you make money the hard way or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyEeLrvuBCk

[Anonymous No.55362123]

Watching the Powell testimony. Funny how the Republican's ONLY issue is relaxing bank capital requirements. Almost like they work for the banks.

[Anonymous No.55362127]

How we doin SKYTbros?

Just loaded up my bags. We are about to bounce off the bottom of the channel and rocket to $17 by mid September.

[Anonymous No.55362128]

DIE AMAZON DIE

[Anonymous No.55362131]

Damn shame my trailing stop triggered on SOXS yesterday. I never get the big wins

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55362135]

My SPY puts are still underwater from when I bought them yesterday. Fuck this shit. I thought we were getting a real crash. Can't Jay just say the economy is fucked and he doesn't give a fuck about the non-working families?

[Anonymous No.55362136]

>>55362127
sir this thread is for the discussion of business and finance-related themes posting women with huge mammaries is NOT allowed sir

[Anonymous No.55362145]

>>55362121
guess

[Anonymous No.55362149]

what in the absolute FR*CK is going on with tech today?

[Anonymous No.55362158]

STOP SELLING

[Anonymous No.55362161]

AI is down 22% in 3 days.

[Anonymous No.55362162]

>>55361736
>large dollar gain
>time weighted doesn't match
>short timeframe
Very cool.

[Anonymous No.55362164]

>>55362123
>republicans work for banks
>democrats work for some ancient demon
You would think literally any 3rd party would win hands down

[Anonymous No.55362172]

>>55362162

[Anonymous No.55362177]

Today is the start of the great crash. We are going to march all the way down to SPY 200 by the end of this year.

[Anonymous No.55362179]

BUDDY, LOOK AT THE 10YR YIELD
BUDDY, LOOK AT THE 2YR YIELD
BUDDY, LOOK AT THE YIELDS
WE WARNED YOU ABOUT THE YIELDS
>nO oNe CaReS aBoUt YiElDs!!!11one
>yIelDs ArE a LaGgInG iNdIcAtOr!!111one
>bOnDs DoN't MaTtEr!!!11one
Buddy. We warned you. Now you learn.

[Anonymous No.55362185]

sorry bros i think the crash is my fault i literally started trading last week
of course the bull market would crash as soon as i started buying stuff

[Anonymous No.55362186]

>>55362127
Anon ur going to get wiped out
>being bullish
>lmao that underlying

[Anonymous No.55362193]

>>55362177
>Today

[Anonymous No.55362195]

>>55362185
>crash

[Anonymous No.55362219]

>>55362186
BOOBA

[Anonymous No.55362235]

I want JP to royally buttfuck every home buyer that bought at these clown level housing prices when interest rates were at a historical low.

Yes I am a renter. Yes I am bitter.

[Anonymous No.55362238]

Fake selloff VIX is down on the day

[Anonymous No.55362241]

>>55362186
Sauce bro?

[Anonymous No.55362243]

>>55362127
Welcome back SKYT bro. I see you still haven't read the fact sheets.
Oh well.

[Anonymous No.55362244]

>>55362235

[Anonymous No.55362275]

Who else /heem'd/ here?

[Anonymous No.55362279]

>>55361169

Absolute retard

[Anonymous No.55362283]

>>55362127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2JuxM-snGc

[Anonymous No.55362290]

powell deadhead confirmed

[Anonymous No.55362292]

fuck yeah dead bros

[Anonymous No.55362296]

>>55361637
VIX derivatives don't move VIX

[Anonymous No.55362301]

I bought 7 shares of JEPI and 8 shares of VWENX. Still holding VTV, and VBR, and a shit ton of VTIVX (Buying $900 of it every other week).

[Anonymous No.55362306]

>>55362275
I have actually been unheemed this month.

[Anonymous No.55362307]

>>55362290
>>55362292
Wha happened

[Anonymous No.55362308]

>>55362241
lindsey pelas pretty sure

[Anonymous No.55362310]

>>55362243
Anon they hardly took any CHIPS money. Their new fabs and new contracts are going to 10x them at the very least within the next two years.

There is absolutely no reason a profitable company like them (they will be profitable starting this quarter) should not be worth $5 billion or more.

[Anonymous No.55362316]

>>55362290
>>55362292
The people might know but the people don't care that a man could be as poor as me.

[Anonymous No.55362327]

>>55362283
I dont know what this means but I'm thinking based

[Anonymous No.55362332]

You'd think RIOT would surge more than it is with how high BTC is trading right now.

[Anonymous No.55362341]

this dip wont last long we all know we get 2 more rate hikes this year

[Anonymous No.55362351]

>>55362310
Next Wednesday I'll add SKYT and ON to one of my portfolios. Screw it, I'll do it today, making the 1st trades in my schwab account.

[Anonymous No.55362359]

>>55362316
He absolutely smoked pot

[Anonymous No.55362376]

>>55362351
Based. Gonna pump up that Schwab account just in time for (((them))) to confiscate your funds eh

[Anonymous No.55362383]

>>55362359
>YWN be struggling to pass the j to j-rome trippin balls during a 30 minute Darkstar

[Anonymous No.55362400]

>>55362001
Vacations are only salt in the wound. A small glimpse of what it could be just so that it can make the suffering of every day life more potent. Also vacation cant offer what i need. Context matters. Creatures dont live in bubbles they live in ecosystems. Just cause we currently exist in a fake cancer simulation doesnt mean i want to start pretending too

[Anonymous No.55362415]

can someone explain to me why GE has gone up this whole year??

[Anonymous No.55362418]

>>55362332
I'm glad I switched half my RIOT for MARA yesterady. It just outperforms.

[Anonymous No.55362431]

>>55362310
>There is absolutely no reason a profitable company should not be worth $5 billion or more.
At least you have faith. Every company that might someday achieve some level of profitability should be worth multiple billions, today. Very interesting approach to valuation, I'll give you that.

[Anonymous No.55362439]

Jesus Christ, can these representatives stop making it about race already?

[Anonymous No.55362442]

>>55362400
I mean this sincerely, with no meme application: meds, now.

[Anonymous No.55362449]

WHILE ON THE BOARD TODAY I SAW A DEAD HEAD TICKER ON THE NASD-ACK
A LITTLE VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD SAID DONT LOOK BACK YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK

[Anonymous No.55362462]

>>55362431
Both by fundamental analysis and TA (pic related) shows it will pop in the short term.

[Anonymous No.55362484]

>>55362415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbmS3tQJ7Os

[Anonymous No.55362486]

BRO SELL IT NOW! THAT'S AN EASY $8! IT WILL NEVER GO TO 60 EVER AGAIN!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55362489]

>>55362400
You sound mad because you just lost THE GAME.

[Anonymous No.55362494]

>>55362308
Thanks amigo
Getting some of the OF rips now

[Anonymous No.55362495]

reminder that the economy is heading towards a full blown depression soon.

[Anonymous No.55362498]

>>55362431
>>55362462
Oops wrong pic.

Also, a company with thousands of employees and expanding operations and consistently increasing profitability 100% deserves a multi billion valuation in today's market. Have you seen the shitcos that are worth multiple billions these days?

Fucking joe brandon held up a skywater wafer on live tv for fucks sake

[Anonymous No.55362503]

>>55362376
You sir, are a based poster, keep up the quality posting!
>>55362400
You don't have to take a vacation to go on a hike, just a few hours on a weekend will remind you things about yourself that you have forgotten and miss, but didn't even know it. I'm on vacation this week, and it's only reminding me of the endless hours of home maintenance that I have fallen behind on. I'm getting some projects done, but not nearly as much as I should be.

[Anonymous No.55362520]

Should I buy TSLS?

[Anonymous No.55362525]

>>55362400
It sounds like you have a pretty miserable life anon

[Anonymous No.55362530]

>>55362489
I am a bad "player" and i consider this my best attribute. I destroy cancer wherever i find it i am a beacon of light and life and all i go life flourishes

[Anonymous No.55362531]

BullBois winning again. White Boi Summer Run is back on the Menu

[Anonymous No.55362533]

isnt powell speaking to congress today

[Anonymous No.55362538]

frumpy girl trying not to look at the camera

[Anonymous No.55362541]

>>55362376
Ai booba isnt hot
Must be genuinely able to motor boat them IRL

[Anonymous No.55362545]

>>55362533
no you're thinking of towel

[Anonymous No.55362548]

why is there correlation divergence among SQQQ and TQQQ today? Anyone know?

[Anonymous No.55362552]

>>55362525
All living beings currently alive are either cattle or slaves. There are no living beings. Just ghosts. Nobody "lives", they just survive. We exist in the second layer of Hell and i can mathematically prove it. Not sure what your point is. It would have been worse if I had a "good" life. It is neither possible nor moral to be "healthy" in a deeply sick world.

[Anonymous No.55362555]

>>55362533
https://www.youtube.com/live/63-PLb6D3dE?feature=share

[Anonymous No.55362560]

>>55362541
TIT
SWEAT

BREAST
PERSPIRATION

[Anonymous No.55362561]

>>55361119
Buy stuff that's already popped off, instead of when it's cheap and everyone says it's a bad investment. You can't go wrong!

[Anonymous No.55362564]

>>55362484
interesting. wonder what they specifically sell or produce thats good for war.

[Anonymous No.55362575]

>>55362525
Unfortunately, it's more likely that he is a miserable person. People return to their natural level of happiness, after something negative happens to them. Even if that is being homeless, people that have fallen from prosperity, return to their natural level of happiness. That fact alone is a real kick in the balls, when a person is depressed, and life is good. For example, see his reply to you: >>55362552

[Anonymous No.55362576]

>>55362560
Yes

[Anonymous No.55362577]

I think tesla has one more giant shit to take.

[Anonymous No.55362592]

>>55362561
Thats why you buy SKYT now.

[Anonymous No.55362640]

I bet they make a lot of money from there service contracts

[Anonymous No.55362646]

>>55362359
>it's August 1977 and you're a law student at Georgetown
>you're going to your dormroom to meet your new roommate
>someone named 'Jerome'
>as you get near the door you smell something that is akin to a skunk, while hearing some hippie beats playing through the door and you wonder if perhaps you had the misfortune of being paired with a diversity student
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBxK3CcOQD8
>as you open the door, you're greeted with Jpow, ripping a fat bong zonked out of his mind with multiple bags of unopened chips just laying around the room like he forgot where he put them and keeps buying more while high off his balls
>this is law school

[Anonymous No.55362652]

>>55362548
Refresh your page bub

[Anonymous No.55362667]

>>55362548
Sometimes stocks go down and this causes SQQQ to go up, but it doesn't mean it needs to go all the way up.

[Anonymous No.55362674]

>>55362462
>TA (pic related) shows it will pop in the short term.
Momentum is solidly negative and the floor is closer to $5.

I have no expectation of convincing you, but its the least I can do to make sure others here are better informed against this relentless shilling.

[Anonymous No.55362680]

>VIX 13.37

[Anonymous No.55362681]

>loudermilk

[Anonymous No.55362695]

>>55361681
>don't try to make your life better because it's against my idea of communism which is where everyone eats shit, together
>no I won't actually direct this animosity towards bankers, only middle class people and poorfags trading stock tips in hopes of being not so poor

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55362696]

>>55362561
you know you can trade both ways, right?

[Anonymous No.55362700]

>>55362576
Damn I love those Elvira hoes. Also, that's a deal desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.55362713]

>janny just sits in these threads deleting posts for no reason all the while making stupid communist bait posts

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55362733]

>>55362696
That sounded pretty gay dude.

[Anonymous No.55362742]

>>55362733
It's not gay if your positions don't touch.

[Anonymous No.55362780]

>>55362674
The bottom of the channel is over $8 you gorilla nigger.

Earnings will be in the black and it will pop to over $25 by the end of September.

Screenshot this. SKYTbros wagmi.

[Anonymous No.55362784]

Why is he trying to trap JP into commenting on politics?

[Anonymous No.55362793]

>>55362680
Fuck yeah, low vix means it's giga dump time because nobody's hedged.

[Anonymous No.55362794]

>>55362780
I have not screenshotted any of the shilling from that spike to $15 earlier this year or all the way down. I won't screenshot this either.

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55362800]

>>55362733
Maybe stop thinking about dicks, dude. lol

[Anonymous No.55362803]

>>55362680
VIX is dead until 2024 sorry bub.

[Anonymous No.55362801]

Buy... TQQQ now? Or what the fuck do I buy with bitfarms gains?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55362837]

>>55362800
Maybe you should put the Bud Light down and stop using terms like both ways during pride month.

[Anonymous No.55362842]

>>55362794
That spike was because they only lost 3 cents per share and have been on the verge of profitability for months amidst rapid expansion.

Once they become profitable, they will be massively profitable and you will see it at over $150 per share in the next two years.

[Anonymous No.55362864]

>>55362680
VIX was low during the bull run of 2k20 and 2021, as the markets kept trading consistently above the support lines with essentially no dips. VIX literally doesn't mean shit

[Anonymous No.55362865]

>>55362238
Nigger, low vix means it's going lower when the yield curve is inverted. It's safe to go long when vix is high because people are hedged meaning sellers run out faster. No hedge means stops get popped.

[Anonymous No.55362872]

I'm not baking, and you can't make me.

[Anonymous No.55362898]

>>55362564
General electronics

[Anonymous No.55362900]

>>55362842
Good luck with that.

[Anonymous No.55362905]

>>55362801
Yes

[Anonymous No.55362906]

>diversity and inclusion
>climate change
God damn the Dems are so fucking tiresome with their grandstanding.

[Anonymous No.55362917]

Last chance to get WBD at a discount thanks to The Flash bombing, it's going to moon once Zaslav proves his game plan with even more debt paid off and a DCU backed by James Gunn.

[Anonymous No.55362919]

>>55362005
It's called someone told you to get puts on a 500 p/e company

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55362927]

>>55362837
stop thinking about dicks.

[Anonymous No.55362949]

>>55362898
robot generals? holy fuck no wonder they are pumping

[Anonymous No.55363017]

[Anonymous No.55363025]

>>55362936
>>55362936
>>55362936
>>55362936

[Anonymous No.55363026]

>>55362864
Low vix means people don't want to hedge. So either they think stocks will go up for a long time, or they'd be happy to sell when they go down. People that aren't degen gamblers buy puts when they don't want to sell in the face of market uncertainty. Low puts mean either everyone thinks line go up, or it means I'd rather sell and have the cash.

[Anonymous No.55363332]

>>55362927
>go to 4chan
>tell them to stop thinking about dicks
>might as well have walked into congress and yelled stop being greedy

[Anonymous No.55364267]

>>55361086
https://archive.is/kSDpo#97%

[Anonymous No.55364311]

>>55364267
BASED!