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Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides free.

>> No.55359301
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>>55359293
I'm putting together a team.

>> No.55359309

>>55359293
$1,500,000 obo. no low balling I know what I got.

>> No.55359320
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>>55359293
he farted in the submarine

>> No.55360357
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55360357

> if you are so smart, why aren't you rich?

>> No.55360371

>>55360357
I get claustrophobia just looking at this photo.

Can you imagine being stuck inside that thing nearly 3km under the sea

>> No.55360376
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Easy money imo

>> No.55361008

>>55359293
Is it just me or does that look like a fleshlight?

>> No.55361398
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>>55360371
Can you imagine have to shit and piss as you run out of oxygen in that tiny compartment in front of other people?
Can you imagine laying in the puddle of your own excrement because it's too cramped to sit for days as you die covered in your own body waste? HAHA.

>> No.55362782

>>55361398
it must be pure hell man the depravity of life holds nothing back

>> No.55362813

>>55361398
Just piss and shit in mouth and swallow, than you will have clean coffin.

>> No.55362878
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>>55359293
should be doable

>> No.55362897

>>55360357
Why would they use a wireless controller? Something as important as the control of the machine keeping you alive shouldn't rely on AA batteries.

>> No.55362944

Don't tell rich people how to spend their money, anons.

>> No.55363597

>>55362897
>shouldn't rely on AA batteries
they know that now anon

>> No.55363685

>>55359309
>Ran when parked

>> No.55365245
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>>55359301
>>55359293
i'm just happy the qt 3.14 on the right wasn't on board

>> No.55365284

the guy who owned/built this thing did an interview where he said he didnt hire experts because they were 'all old white men' and he didnt think that was 'inspiring'. lmao.

>> No.55365362

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/06/21/missing-titanic-tourist-submarine-search-noises-live-updates/70341342007/

>> No.55365450

>>55359293
Why do rich boomers love this kind of thing? Risk it all in that tiny death trap to get a shitty, narrow porthole view of an old wreck? Totally worth spending a couple of days shitting in a ziplock bag in front of strangers.

>> No.55365471

>>55365284
he's seattle trash

>> No.55365480

>>55365450
You get to tell people that you saw the Titanic with your own eyes and they'll think you're interesting.

>> No.55365550

>>55365362
lol

>> No.55365631

>>55365480
I get it but Everest would be more exhilarating, though I'm under the impression that everyone who reaches the summit runs on pure copium for the last miserable push to the top.

>> No.55365678

>>55365631
Ton of people die there too. Those peaks are littered with frozen corpses, a lot of them nobody bothers to drag down

>> No.55365848

>>55359293
They probably got sonar'd.

>> No.55365938

>>55362897
I don't think the controller running out of battery was the reason it got lost.

>> No.55365949

>>55365631
Every rich jackass has been to Everest at this point.

>> No.55366108

>>55359293
This is a fake story. I wonder what’s happening behind the scenes that they’re using this as a smokescreen

>> No.55366183

is it true this boomer convinced them to pay 250 grand each for this trip? That's the real story

>> No.55366185

>>55365938
More than likely not, but if that's what they're relying on it's unnecessarily risky. Hopefully they only busted out the wireless one for the news story or at least have a wired one in the sub as a backup.

>> No.55366214

>>55365284
Sauce?

>> No.55366226

>>55365949
Yeah K2 is the big boy stuff nowadays

>> No.55366279

>>55365284
Wow. Congratulations on your diversity hiring policy, dead guy.

>> No.55366376

It just occurred to me what a brilliant kidnapping plot it would be to snag that sub and hold everyone for ransom. Maybe a cartel sub or a rogue Russian sub grabbed it?

>> No.55366911

>>55362813
Top kek

Genius IQ Anon

>> No.55367271

>>55366183
yes, but he joined them in the sub

>> No.55367298

>>55359293
Assuming they didn't immediately die from the submarine imploding
What are the odds they've killed/cannibalized each other by now?
Who do you think wins the death match of the ones on board?

>> No.55367320

>>55361398
surely somebody would have snapped after a few days and tried to kill the others

>> No.55367330

>>55359293
>No white men required

>> No.55367336

>>55367298
What are they going to kill each other with? They dont have weapons or sharp objects there. Only way is the old fashion way of beating someone to a pulp but then you are stuch with a decaying body while inhaling the gas fumes (unless you eat it but no way you are eating the entire body including the big organs)

>> No.55367341

>>55365949
apparently there is a queue at the top where you get 10 seconds to take a photo while the guy behind you waits impatiently lol

>> No.55367355

>>55367336
I imagine choking someone out would be pretty effective when they're oxygen/nutrient deprived
No idea about dead body fumes tho

>> No.55367535

anyone have a news stream thats covering this?

>> No.55367584

>>55367320
then it would smell even worse

>> No.55367599

>>55360376
the question should be will there be survivors found before June 23. That's the easy no...finding it is definitely possible

>> No.55367617

On board are a British adventurer, two members of a prominent Pakistani business family, a Titanic expert and the CEO of OceanGate

>> No.55367669

Do you think any of them brought a phone with them? Imagine what is recorded on that. I wonder if it would ever be allowed out.

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>>55366214
Not him but apparently he actually did say that

>> No.55367789

>>55367777
holy shit this guy was retarded
i thought these people were supposed to be smart...

>> No.55367802

>>55367777
checked
killed by wokeness
coming soon to an airline near you

>> No.55367832

>>55359293
Five goats were sacrificed for a greater cause.

>> No.55367870

>>55359293
Imagine being a billionaire's son, have your entire life on tutorial mode then dying a most horrible death cause you decided to be retarded.
Imagine the panic when they realized it's over.
And the feels of the father/son as one of them definitely convinced the other one to go on this retarded trip.

>> No.55367877

>>55367617
So, only one white person is trapped in the sub? Boring.

>> No.55367925

>>55360357
Why yes of course I'm going to risk my millionaire life to go 3km under the sea in this tube controlled with a gamepad so I can maybe see 20 seconds of what might be the Titanic covered in dirt.
What were they thinking mane?

>> No.55367952

>>55367789
Just as smart as his clients. Rich people are usually extremely smart and hard working brooooo
That's how they got their money broooo

>> No.55368014

>>55367355
You could choke them but then you kinda need the approval of the rest of the team, same as with beating them. In a place so small, you trying to choke someone might mean the three others are going to stop you unless you discussed this (of course totally in public since there is no way you are having this convo pre-submersion or inside the submarine in secret).

>> No.55368042

>>55359293
That submarine was circumcised also it's a chode.

>> No.55368062

>>55367870
Probably died almost instantly from a hull breech. Apparently there were multiple ways to manually release ballast and return to the surface without power. The fact that they didn't return to the surface likely means the substandard viewing port gave way and they were all crushed.

>> No.55368103

>>55367777
that was a larp, he's from seattle and was just pandering
all the scientists are white

>> No.55368111

>>55367952
imagine being a billionaire and trusting a sub piloted by a mad catz controller
lol!

>> No.55368140

>>55362782
Just like sailors of old stuck in the hold.

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>>55359293
this terrible debacle is too perfect
>a sub named Titan goes looking for the Titanic and sinks
>logitech controller
>women crew and diversity engineers (supposedly)
>people will die in shit and piss if they weren't crushed instantly
this is "Hitler's sidekick is named Himmler" tier unreality
I bet when it exploded it sounded like a fart

>>55368103
the thing is, the US coast guard heard a banging every 30 minutes on sonar and presumably was still hearing it though I haven't heard an update

>> No.55368154

>>55362878
I bet it's cheaper on wish.

>> No.55368172

>>55365631
It's the same thing. Everest is equally horrific.

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>>55367777

>> No.55368307

>>55368287
That's a lot of effort you did, tranny
Still never going to be a real woman

>> No.55368311

>>55368287
thank you for the sauceful deboonk, always good to get the truth, but of course no one cares because the underlying question is why do rich boomers need to pay lipservice to how many women or non-whites they hire in the first place?

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>> No.55368359

>>55359293
They don't even have windows it's all on a video screen. Just go down 400m then stop descending but pretend you still are and start playing a video of the titanic

>> No.55368362

>>55359293
>billionaire investor dies in retarded sub trip
>BTC pumps from 25k to 31k

Looks like more BTC, a whole lot of BTC, just got wiped off the table. Supply getting lower and lower. But yeah “accident”

:^)

>> No.55368722

>>55368287
The fact they're paying lip service to muh wymyn and muh niggers is enough to write them off as retards. Anybody who would set foot in the sub after reading that deserves their fate

>> No.55369197

>>55367336

why do people keep saying this? the struggle from murdering someone in that confined space would use up 10x the oxygen in like a couple minutes than just letting them live. do people think fighting takes zero oxygen? you'd be hyperventilating during the entire fight

>> No.55369201

imagine if they all had their bitcoin ledgers on them

>> No.55369353
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so are we calling this oceangate gate

>> No.55369710

>>55366108
all charges against hunter got dropped

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>>55369201
lost in a....boating accident

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>>55369353

>> No.55369765

>>55359293
>the forbidden fleshlight

>> No.55369809

Why don’t they have these things tethered to a boat above water? 2 miles of some rope could’ve saved it.