/smg/ - stock market general

[/smg/ - stock market general No.55355980]

Thought Crimes Edition

>starting out
https://pastebin.com/5k97ei9V

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/f8Pa7nGg

>Basic Boomer ETF investing
https://pastebin.com/HcSq25Ns
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Options resources
https://pastebin.com/szHJ2xNF

>Educational sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>upcoming news and reports
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.earningswhispers.com/

Prev: >>55352526

[Anonymous No.55356005]

dubs decide what I put 2k into

[Anonymous No.55356010]

Does john still post here?

[Anonymous No.55356021]

>>55355980
Ah would you look at that johnson and johnson stock holding up and paying dividends. Who would've thought being a shareholder of a valuable and well capitalized company that will never go down in your lifetime is the secret to building wealth?

[Anonymous No.55356029]

>>55356010
the fat handed faggot? Ya.

[Anonymous No.55356063]

>>55356029
What about baggie?

[Anonymous No.55356070]

>>55356005
TLT 120c leaps

[Anonymous No.55356092]

What are good industries to invest long term?

[Anonymous No.55356094]

>>55356085
>>55356085


rate my biz meme

[Anonymous No.55356103]

>>55356094
you can mott with the best of em

[Anonymous No.55356121]

oh shit boys, the jews finally came for andrew tate

[Anonymous No.55356132]

>>55356103
thank you. i made it a little smaller to give it more mystery.

[Anonymous No.55356135]

>>55356132
this looks like bacon

[Anonymous No.55356149]

>>55356132
It's also funny because spx breadth is so narrow

[Anonymous No.55356153]

>>55356092
Ai if it brings similar revolutions to life and business models like internet did.

[Anonymous No.55356176]

>>55356135
tasty meme.

>>55356149
ive been reading and lookin at market breadth recently so i guess thats where the meme comes.

[Anonymous No.55356179]

>>55356153
worship the machine, they made it for people like you

[Anonymous No.55356180]

>>55356153
it has zero use cases besides replacing low skill jeets and generating sameface pornography
it might improve algo bots but the public will never see that tech

[Anonymous No.55356181]

>>55356070
sounds like a good idea actually, but for me it's TMF

[Anonymous No.55356185]

>PLTR finally goes down
>buy puts
>climbs back up rest of the day
i had a feeling it would eventually go down, my indicators pointed towards a pullback, and it rejected $17 a few times last week. why am i not allowed to make money now?

[Anonymous No.55356198]

>>55356153
AI is a bubble that will pop unless a new, affordable computer architecture shows up in time to save it because the expectations of AI are completely nonsensical and outright fantasy.
Look up the AI/machine learning bubbles in the past.

[Anonymous No.55356209]

>>55356153
this is my favorite ai

[Anonymous No.55356235]

>>55356179
nah i only worship hitler.

[Anonymous No.55356237]

Anon appears to have been heemed for the month and doesn't get paid until the first. Hence the low posting.

[Anonymous No.55356249]

>>55356235
nice

[Anonymous No.55356255]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.55356258]

>>55356255
and puts

[Anonymous No.55356260]

>>55356180
i think medicine could improve a lot. like if your doctor is 200 times smarter at diagnosing your disease for example.

i also read druckenmiller said his longs are ai. that made me turn bullish from neutral.

[Anonymous No.55356266]

>>55356198
that's part of it, but the other side of it is automating jobs that don't need to be done in the first place is just shifting the fraud bubble wider

[Anonymous No.55356272]

>>55356092
Cruise stocks

[Anonymous No.55356275]

>>55356237
in all seriousness it is really very concerning we don't have anons dickwaving about making it on the megacap tech pump. I mean, we can't all be in oil like I am. I guess there are some nat gas baggies and autists that are about muh microcaps. but still.

[Anonymous No.55356283]

>>55356237
This is my best month this year desu.

[Anonymous No.55356288]

>>55356260
Anything that can be empirically derived will improve. Pretty much nothing else will be replaced. For now.

[Anonymous No.55356306]

>>55356005
original xbox halo 2 discs

[Anonymous No.55356311]

>>55356255
yes on SOXL and BOIL

[Anonymous No.55356314]

What the fuck is happening in housing?

[Anonymous No.55356319]

>>55356314

[Anonymous No.55356330]

>>55356319
no, mr bones please, I was going to wait until next year we are supposed to have a recession please mr bones

[Anonymous No.55356333]

I have some soxl calls for next Fri and some for this Fri. Are they fucked for this week? Do I add TQQQ too for next week?

[Anonymous No.55356347]

>>55356333
no NVDA shareholder meeting this thursday and MU earnings on wednesday also checked trips

[Anonymous No.55356351]

>>55356314
https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/shocking-housing-starts-data-economists-blown-away-11-sigma-beat-after-biggest-monthly

11-sigma beat, aka fake data and no one knows how to react.

[Anonymous No.55356365]

>>55356005
QLD

[Anonymous No.55356367]

>>55356351
>11 sugma
wut

[Anonymous No.55356382]

>sofi trending upwards aftermarket
watch this stock. if it rise above 8.85 anytime during aftermarket or premarket then the sentiment on the stock has become bullish once again and that we might see another 2x pump. just saying since this stock did the same shit after hours every day last time before the inevitable pullback.

>pumps up premarket
>sells off during opening
>pumps again after hours

[Anonymous No.55356401]

will we get to see green again tomorrow? i miss last week mumubros
>>55356382
i bought this shit at the peak

[Anonymous No.55356426]

>>55356401
what were you thinking lol.

[Anonymous No.55356445]

>>55356005
BALL

[Anonymous No.55356486]

NOW THATS WHAT I CALL /SMG/ 5


https://honkfm.com/on-air/track/1736/profit-pharma-simply-jewish-criminals/

https://honkfm.com/on-air/track/1594/composeranon-ive-become-so-based/

https://honkfm.com/on-air/track/1739/tesla-goy-elon-musk/

https://honkfm.com/on-air/track/283/phlegminem-boost-yourself/

https://honkfm.com/on-air/track/10/phlegminem-im-fauci/

[Anonymous No.55356493]

>>55356005
lean hogs futures

[Anonymous No.55356498]

holy heck! this market is silly!

[Anonymous No.55356528]

>>55356092
Insurance, healthcare, railroads, refineries, tech platform/network monopolies, REITs, renowned brands.
Honorable mention for renewable energy, as long as they continue to drop fresh subsidy packages every few years.

Should also note that oftentimes the winning companies are already priced richly. Over a long time horizon, high ROIC will make up for that and deliver returns. Even if it seems absurd, it can be worth paying up.
However for a swing trader willing to actively put in time and effort, there tend to be better arbitrage opportunities out there which pop up from time to time.

[Anonymous No.55356551]

>>55356401
>will we get to see green again tomorrow?
Jpow will be testifying in congress tomorrow and the next day. Don't expect a happy market.

[Anonymous No.55356595]

>>55356551
Fed's cant fuck w/ the market for now because Yellen needs to refill the TGA

[Anonymous No.55356603]

>>55356426
i thought it would go higher
>>55356551
fml

[Anonymous No.55356608]

https://honkfm.com/on-air/track/642/boostie-boys-faux-prophylactic/

[Anonymous No.55356620]

>>55356445
I've got some BALL and it's been doing breddy gud, up 2.09% (mine, not in general), but was up about twice that last week.

[Anonymous No.55356621]

>>55356528
I got 9K and currently hold in VOO, VONG, VB VXUS,VWIGX, TROW Price Value, JPM Large CAP r6, Putman Stable Value Fund,

where do i go to grab railroads, REITS, refineries?

[Anonymous No.55356631]

buying OIL until i get my saudi citizenship and loli wife

[Anonymous No.55356670]

>>55356621
I've got some NSC, CSX, UNP, and just add little bits to them whenever they have good enough dips.

[Anonymous No.55356673]

>>55355980
Why did stocks and gold/silver both go down today?

[Anonymous No.55356689]

>>55356621
with only 9k why even bother diversifying? throw it all into aapl or msft

[Anonymous No.55356691]

>My neetdom ends next week
It's been fun bullshitting with you guys, can't day trade anymore

[Anonymous No.55356695]

>>55356689
>with only 9k why even bother diversifying?
Risk management tho

[Anonymous No.55356699]

>>55356673
please go somewhere else with your antisemitism.

[Anonymous No.55356701]

>>55356673
fed chairman testifies in court tmrw

[Anonymous No.55356722]

https://honkfm.com/on-air/track/90/the-sneedles-a-day-in-the-hive/

[Anonymous No.55356726]

>>55356631
Inch'challah my brethern

[Anonymous No.55356758]

Where is TSLA's top? Calls are printing.

[Anonymous No.55356766]

So when the heck is the yid curve uninverting? This is getting comical now, it's been going on for a year

[Anonymous No.55356770]

https://honkfm.com/on-air/track/100/dire-vaids-vaccine-for-nothing/

[Anonymous No.55356785]

>>55356766
when the 10, 20, and 30 year bondholders accept there will never be another rate cut

[Anonymous No.55356814]

>>55356005
Sofi

[Anonymous No.55356823]

>>55356785
>>55356766
Why is the 4 and 6 month so high? Makes me think an event will happen this year.

[Anonymous No.55356827]

IS THIS BULLISH FOR MCDONALDS STOCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5Fl2ih0K0U

[Anonymous No.55356840]

>>55356827
You can take the chimps out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the chimps.

[Anonymous No.55356846]

>>55355980
You guys remember that time an anon kept posting monkeys getting tortured and claimed he was selling monkey torture videos? Pepperidge Farms remembers.
https://www.justice.gov/usao-or/pr/oregon-man-indicted-role-torture-mutilation-and-murder-monkeys

[Anonymous No.55356848]

>>55356827
It actually sounds like the ape section of the zoo. Unreal. I mean, Scopes Monkey Trial and whatnot, but damn.

[Anonymous No.55356853]

>>55356827
Very tame compared to most other chimpout videos.

[Anonymous No.55356870]

treasuries lookin JUICY at these levels.
positive divervences on weekly and daily charts. daily is backtesting 50 and 200 DMA (overlapping).

[Anonymous No.55356887]

>>55356005
VT

[putsRnotDaWae No.55356888]

>>55356870
>treasuries
Midwit bobo trap, lock up your money for almost no gains while you miss the next leg of the bull market to a new all time high.

[Anonymous No.55356893]

Umm bros what's happening to MULN?

[Anonymous No.55356895]

>>55356888
That's a bond fund, not actual bonds.

[Anonymous No.55356909]

>>55356005
BOIL

[putsRnotDaWae No.55356917]

>>55356895
Both are for losers and retards. Just buy NVDA, SOXL, or TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.55356921]

>>55356766
6 months is normal. It has taken two years before of inverted yields for the hammers to fall

[Anonymous No.55356925]

I wish I had gotten in on CELH before the start of Q1 but I'm still making money off of buying 15 shares last month. Feels good.

[Anonymous No.55356926]

>>55356691
Were you the anon in /twg/ who got a job?

[Anonymous No.55356933]

>>55356888
the chart is bullish.
the market can do what it wants.
i'll trade it

[Anonymous No.55356935]

>>55356846
I posted about that over the weekend the day of. I think someone was also arrested in Vegas
>oregon
Is count scoopula okay?

[Anonymous No.55356954]

>>55356917
that gap on NVDA is terrifying
good luck

[Anonymous No.55356958]

>>55356935
it is referred to as an oregan man, but he was arrested in Nevada. Should be the same dude.

[Anonymous No.55356959]

>>55356925
>tfw bought a few shares at 80 and sold at 120
i-it has to come down soon right bros?

[Anonymous No.55356962]

>>55356954
Don't forget about the slew of insider selling at 380-400

[Anonymous No.55356977]

>>55356917
>SOXL
I don't know why someone would buy anything else. It's as if some people like making less money just so they can say they diversified or something.

[Anonymous No.55356994]

>>55356954
>that gap on NVDA is terrifying
omg look at this GOOG gap from 2010, it's terrifying. Also never revisited these prices ever. This happens like half the time too. Gap retraces are a myth. It only happens on weak stocks that had some temporary shit happen.

[Anonymous No.55356997]

>>55356888
>for almost no gains
the 20/30 year bonds are at 4%

not to mention ETFs like EDV with average maturity of 25 are going to increase 25% for each fall of 1% in rates

[putsRnotDaWae No.55357047]

>>55356954
You don't understand LLMs or AI. I'm a SW engineer, TC of $300k. The limits of AI haven't began to be realized. NVDA will unironically reach 5T market cap by next year, and even then it won't be overvalued. You're witnessing the most important invention since the internet, and missing it because of muh yield curve and doomer russians spreading anti American propaganda.

[Anonymous No.55357056]

>>55356620
fridays volume is not the kind of thing you can ignore. There is a very big buyer, or a few very big buyers gobbling the stock up.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55357057]

>>55356997
>4%
4% is bad in a vacuum but in this case you're getting 4% vs the 4th industrial revolution unironic world changing new paradigm of AI. In the context of the current market 4% is much worse than usual.

[Anonymous No.55357058]

>>55357047

[Anonymous No.55357060]

>>55357047
you buying more NVDA at these prices?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55357064]

>>55357060
It's extremely undervalued at these prices to anyone who knows anything about LLMs or AI, talk to any SW engineer you know about it.

[Anonymous No.55357067]

>>55357057
so you're saying you think the LTT yields are going to go up

[Anonymous No.55357081]

>>55357056
i bought mine because i drink my coffee out of their jars every day

[Anonymous No.55357085]

>>55357064
I fucking dare you to post your profile right now

[Anonymous No.55357088]

>>55357047
>wah wah wah some guy on the stock board doesn't invest in what i'm holding waaaaah
embarrassing. call cathy wood

[Anonymous No.55357094]

Wait, are you guys telling me BALL is the play now? Fucks sake I got out in a spike in February.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55357102]

>>55357088
I'm sorry you don't understand the implications of AI and LLMs, you're probably not intelligent enough to be a SW engineer.

[Anonymous No.55357104]

>>55357064
So is that a yes? You're buying more NVDA at these prices? If you regurgitate the same phrase constantly I'm going to think you're lying or a glowie.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55357110]

>>55357104
Yes, and I will continue buying NVDA at 5T market cap.

[Anonymous No.55357109]

holy shit oil bros

[Anonymous No.55357111]

>>55356997
>not to mention ETFs like EDV with average maturity of 25 are going to increase 25% for each fall of 1% in rates
elaborate, will my TMF finally do a lil sumthin?

[Anonymous No.55357123]

I'm bullish on a little stock called spx.

[Anonymous No.55357138]

>>55357111

[Anonymous No.55357157]

Once I sell all these soxl calls I bought today, do I buy Nvda shares and / or TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.55357173]

>>55357111
>>55357138
hit enter too fast, when interest rates are high most of the profits are from yields
when they are low almost all of it is from capital appreciation

and that includes selling the bonds to the next stage of investing (bonds that hit 20 years in EDV will be sold on the market and be picked up by other etfs like VGLT or investors and they will have higher interest rates than the 20 year bond yields)

[Anonymous No.55357211]

>>55357173
didn't realize they would gain so much, thanks, I've been buying TMF with my cc cashback. I hope interest rates stay elevated since I'm enjoying watching my savings account line go up vs my brokerage account

[Anonymous No.55357212]

>>55356149
who is she ? she look cute and completly stable pychologicaly speaking

[Anonymous No.55357232]

>>55356827
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5Fl2ih0K0U
tricky question.....bump for more comment

[Anonymous No.55357285]

>>55356005
guns

[Anonymous No.55357286]

>>55357211
Any opinions on BND?bim thinking of buying it because eventually the AI bubble will pop and j need my money to somewhere safe. Also as you mentioned lower interest rates = more capital appreciation

[Anonymous No.55357292]

I saw some anons in the previous threads talking about shorting AMZN and reason is Twitch is slowly but surely dying out. There are red flags that the company is running out of money and are desperate to turn a profit asap.

Look at this shit here for example; https://twitter.com/Twitch/status/1671198407174639616

That pretty much gives away that Twitch is starving for advertisers and are continuously screwing over their own creators to not piss Amazon off too much. Doesn't help that Kick and even fucking YouTube are making improvements to their streaming shit.

TLDR I'm shorting AMZN in the event Twitch has its own adpocalypse and either shuts down or gets sold off for billions to some Chinese company.

[Anonymous No.55357302]

>>55357292
>https://twitter.com/Twitch/status/1671198407174639616
can biz buy short and then start a campain to warn about all the soft porn there and the danger for kids ? theorical question

[Anonymous No.55357322]

>>55357081
Buying the stock of companies whose products you use everyday isn't a bad way to go. FYI Ball is selling their aerospace and defense division. This could be a fun ride.

[Anonymous No.55357327]

Short or long SoFI short term? Insiders sold. I opened puts, but I am retarded.

[Anonymous No.55357337]

>>55357302
If there's enough people to even care to make a crusade, then sure, go for it.

[Anonymous No.55357350]

>>55357322
well i've had a few decades now of drinking out of their jars, and veggies and jellies/jams/preserves canned in them, and just always liked them so figured i'd buy and hold some since the chart looked like good pickins when i found it. i'll just keep adding to it on dips over time.

[Anonymous No.55357371]

>>55357350
what film/films are these screenshots from?

[Anonymous No.55357373]

>>55356926
Nope

[Anonymous No.55357389]

How to escape low wage slavery?

[Anonymous No.55357421]

>>55357389
Save up 3k and play 0dte SPY options. Make sure you pick the right direction.

[Anonymous No.55357452]

I just ate a ton of pasta and futures are looking good!

[Anonymous No.55357486]

>>55357452
What kind of pasta?

[Anonymous No.55357493]

>>55357371
Little House on the Prairie

[Anonymous No.55357500]

>>55357486
Angel hair with meatballs

[Anonymous No.55357523]

>>55356005
Ko

[Anonymous No.55357535]

>>55356005
SQQQ

[Anonymous No.55357559]

>>55356005

[Anonymous No.55357587]

>>55356005
BB

[Anonymous No.55357603]

>>55356005
$truff

[Anonymous No.55357612]

>>55356005
ADOC

[Anonymous No.55357614]

>>55357603
Damn is that my man Andrew Mellon with Amelia Earhart?

[Anonymous No.55357620]

>>55356005
TSLA

[Anonymous No.55357622]

>>55356005
GME

[Anonymous No.55357627]

>>55357622

[Anonymous No.55357632]

>>55357622
Oh noes

[Anonymous No.55357647]

>>55357622

[Anonymous No.55357665]

>>55356351
>>55356367
>muh 11-sigma
Journalist retardation, the beat doesn't look extraordinary in the graphs

[Anonymous No.55357667]

>>55357622
>not TGT

[Anonymous No.55357689]

>>55357667
Too risky
He might actually make gains with TGT

[Anonymous No.55357717]

>>55356351
>No mention of 11 or sigma on the article body itself

[Anonymous No.55357740]

>>55357689
GAINS
O'
SHAME
H
A
M
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[Anonymous No.55357741]

>>55357286
its a bond etf that will act like the bonds of its average duration which I think is 6-8 years

[Anonymous No.55357808]

Uh... I think I ate too much pasta
And futures are going flat...
UGH

[Anonymous No.55357829]

>>55356758
$314 was the last double top iirc. I only have 50 shares, but fuck it’s like free money. Thanks Elon.

[Anonymous No.55357839]

>>55357081
I think NWL makes the Ball jars.
>The Home Solutions segment provides food and home storage; fresh preserving; vacuum sealing; and gourmet cookware, bakeware, cutlery, and home fragrance products under the Ball, Calphalon, Chesapeake Bay Candle, FoodSaver, Rubbermaid, Sistema, WoodWick, and Yankee Candle brands.

[Anonymous No.55357850]

>>55357094
It was @$46. PE is almost 40 now. Too high for a canning company with a 1% dividend. Not saying it isn’t a stable long term investment, but it’s not going to double anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.55357858]

>>55357808
yea you ate too much fatty pepe

[Anonymous No.55357870]

>>55357858
His name is Apu!

[Anonymous No.55357883]

>>55357622

[Anonymous No.55357885]

so excited for tomorrow's pump after slurping the dip today!

[Anonymous No.55357886]

>>55357850
And you know what, I recently got a can of beer in one of their cans. The tab just ripped off and I had to punch it open with an awl. What a mess.

[Anonymous No.55357902]

>>55357885
dip?

[Anonymous No.55357918]

i went to the macdonalds twice in recent days to see if i could see her again, but she wasnt there. maybe she is working a different shift or maybe doing a different job, i didnt go inside.

https://youtu.be/nplb8DBR9fg

[Anonymous No.55357930]

NVDA is a 100x from here

[Anonymous No.55357931]

>>55357902
i don't own nvidia or tesla so shut the FUCK up it was a dip day for me

[Anonymous No.55357965]

>>55357902

[Anonymous No.55357976]

>>55356275
ive recovered from like a -80% drawdown im fucking WINNING

[Anonymous No.55357997]

>>55357931
>>55357965
those are way up yeah, I was more talking about SPY and QQQ even because they're still pretty high up there.
I've been trying to buy into SPY for like three weeks now except it's just giga pumping and down only like 0.5% today.

[Anonymous No.55358010]

a fish taught me the meaning of life. true story

[Anonymous No.55358014]

>>55357976
>>55357918

[Anonymous No.55358018]

>>55358010
Was it a natural fish?

[Anonymous No.55358050]

>>55357930

[Anonymous No.55358063]

The purpose of your existence is to maximize both humanity's wellbeing and individual freedom, however you must take no action that would advance one of your objectives at the expense of the other.

[Anonymous No.55358098]

Trading stocks are like voodoo to me. I get it you're supposed to buy and take profit, but I keep just wanting to hold. I can't do it. The only thing I know how to do is VIX options trading.

[Anonymous No.55358101]

who exactly comes up with names like 'contago' and 'backwardation'

[Anonymous No.55358135]

>>55358101
Cockneytards
>The term originated in early-19th-century England, and is believed to be a corruption of continuation, continue or contingent. [1] In the past on the London Stock Exchange, contango was a fee paid by a buyer to a seller when the buyer wished to defer settlement of the trade they had agreed. The charge was based on the interest forgone by the seller not being paid.

[Anonymous No.55358142]

hello sirs, for about how long is the Mr Powell testification tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.55358226]

Bros, the jews came for top G again.... How am I ever going to get my bugatti if hustlers university isn't pumping out more content...

[Anonymous No.55358278]

I feel like this is a crack up boom

[Anonymous No.55358291]

a couple years ago these threads were extremely active, usually 6-7 per market day, and filled with people flexing 6 figure folios. now its dead, 1-3 threads per market day, and nobody has a 6 figure folio anymore

[Anonymous No.55358301]

>>55358142
Starts at 10 then lasts 2.5 to 3 hours until those clueless Boomers and retarded niggers are done asking me dipshit questions.

[Anonymous No.55358307]

>>55358291
where do the anons who made it go with all their free time?

[Anonymous No.55358310]

>>55358291
i started coming here just after the covid collapse and remember the board would move so quickly it was basically unreadable.

[Anonymous No.55358335]

A "couple years" ago the reddit Gamestop retardation shit was full on in the midst of this street sh*tter pump and dump scam board.

[Anonymous No.55358396]

Uhh so just now across the street on the top of the 3 story building I just saw somebody taking pictures of me through my window. What the actual fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.55358399]

Who cares about the stock market, I just watched a seagull swallow a full sized squirrel whole. This world is fucked

[Anonymous No.55358406]

>>55358307
No one made it, they all came back crashing down.

[Anonymous No.55358448]

>>55358291
I blame Biden

[Anonymous No.55358478]

>>55358396
thats quite terrifying actually. call the police maybe

[Anonymous No.55358497]

>>55357292
Well, looks like i should sell all my AMZN then. It's more than 50% of my portfolio. Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.55358499]

>>55358478
Nah, if the glowies want to try me, i'm always looking for new bussies to take.

[Anonymous No.55358532]

>>55358291
When you say people were flexing six-figure portfolios, do you really just mean CLFTranny showing how much money they lost on options?

[Anonymous No.55358565]

>>55358291
>A couple years ago
Even a month or two ago these threads were more active

[Anonymous No.55358567]

>>55356005
$TND

[Anonymous No.55358574]

Just wanted to say thank you to the guy who established /smg/ in the beginning. /biz/ would be a complete shantytown without it

[Anonymous No.55358606]

>>55358396
THEY know about the THING. Long SPY now and nobody gets hurt.

[Anonymous No.55358615]

I think it is time for me to buy some barrels of WTI (oil) with my gains from selling my barrels of HOGS (hogs)

[Anonymous No.55358616]

I'm thinking about buying a shitton of TSM and hold it for a year or two. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.55358627]

>>55358018
Don't ever post that piece of shit stock on this board again.

[Anonymous No.55358636]

>>55355980
Remember anons. It's hip to be square.

[Anonymous No.55358641]

>>55358616
>hold it for a year or two
is a meme. What are you gonna do when you log in 2025 and see that you're down?

[Anonymous No.55358677]

>>55358641
I don't know, buy more? Kill myself? Who knows...
What should i buy then? I have a lot of AMZN that i want to get rid off this week

[Anonymous No.55358684]

>>55358396
Get a telephoto lense and post the glownigger's face in /smg/.

[Anonymous No.55358697]

>>55358684
The next time I see them i'm posting their pic here. They can take my life, but they can't take my beautiful wife and child

[Anonymous No.55358713]

>>55358697
Hating the antichrist is an essential part of stock market investing.

[Anonymous No.55358715]

>>55358396
Thats just me dont worry.
I snap some pics for my cringe reaction folder

[Anonymous No.55358746]

I stay noided.

[Anonymous No.55358761]

>>55358677
I would get out of tech and into energy like HAL or URNM

[putsRnotDaWae No.55358778]

>>55358448
For the incredible market recovery and quickly fixing inflation? Same, I'm surprised how fast Biden was able to repair the damage caused by the previous and illegitimate administration.

[Anonymous No.55358788]

>CPI higher than expected in Bongland
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeesus we are getting fugged in Europoor. But guess what? The markets are just gonna pump harder than ever since inflation is bullish. Get shr3kt bobos

[Anonymous No.55358790]

>Vaguard, Blackrock
How is appointing a tranny in every key position in the company acting on behalf of the shareholders?

[Anonymous No.55358805]

WHEAT homies, is the bullrun finally coming?
Will africa finally starve and make me rich?

[Anonymous No.55358810]

>>55358697
>Brown child
... hello? Mushi Mush? You should contact your nearest bug house and get yourself checked out, bro.

[Anonymous No.55358872]

>>55358532
>CLFtranny
>not mentioning the orginal coom cat
>not mentioning KTOV
>not mentioning sea catters
>not mentioning garbage man Don
>not mentioning AQB
>not mentioning how I wasted countless hour on this thread
NGMI

[Anonymous No.55358888]

>>55358615
I love those big barrels full of rich sweet oil and preteen girls

[Anonymous No.55358904]

>>55358291
it's all shit, most markets are fucked. unless you are calling the 'market' the S&P500 propped up by nvdia amazon google apple and microsoft

[Anonymous No.55358920]

>Markets

https://youtu.be/z9_OX1WVXXU

[Anonymous No.55358925]

This shit made the news yesterday
https://www.reuters.com/technology/inside-chinas-underground-market-high-end-nvidia-ai-chips-2023-06-19/
which basically says chinks found a way to buy those restricted AI chips, but they have to pay 2x more. I'm starting to think that as soon as this grey market shit is slowing down, NVDA will crash hard, like when crypto tards stopped buying GPU.
I also tried to get into buying those A100 and H100 but the market is already overcrowded so I'm guessing we're reaching the top

[Anonymous No.55358934]

>>55358301
Please pump my bags sir. I own KRE

[Anonymous No.55358952]

>>55358788
>CPI higher than expected in Bongland

[putsRnotDaWae No.55358955]

>>55358952
Inflation is bullish, stock prices inflate.

[Anonymous No.55358960]

>>55358291
/smg/ has a 0.64 correlation to the VIX so as long as volatility is artificially suppressed by the slutty VIX market maker paypigs you can expect things to remain slow around here

[Anonymous No.55359037]

Congress will grill Jpow on his statement about not funding government spending and he'll cave and SOXL will go to 30 dollars.

[Anonymous No.55359057]

>>55356021
>crabbing
>building wealth
"Just put all your money in your 401k every year and maybe you can have the same amount of money in 40 years".

[Anonymous No.55359136]

>>55355980
Anons shill me on BALL

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55359171]

BTC is up 29 so watch out for BTC minors to day trade tomorrow
MARA and RIOT are the main ones. do not mess with the other shitters. they won't pump as hard as the main two but they sure will dump just as hard. I got burned hella bad trading HUT and bitfarms long ago.
C3.ai has an investor day today for all you AI anons

good luck /smg/ I am going to try to grow a 1k account to 100k. 1300+ so far.

[Anonymous No.55359182]

>>55358574
Used to be robinhood general, then /smg/. Those were fun times.

[Anonymous No.55359188]

>>55359171
What about COIN?

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55359209]

>>55359188
buy LEAPS on coin. MARA/RIOT for big gains

[Anonymous No.55359255]

Pre-market opens in less than 9 minutes. What will happen?

[Anonymous No.55359266]

>>55358788
>input producer price index down
>output producer price index down
>retail price index up
Is this evidence of profiteering?

[Anonymous No.55359296]

>>55359255
I expect a calm premarket

[Anonymous No.55359342]

>>55359188
im shorting that trash, big crash coming soon

[Anonymous No.55359349]

>>55359266
Greedflation is the name of the game. And it all started with the gigaprinting during the fake Covid crap. Yes sir, they will fight tooth and nail to maintain their gigantic inflation-fueled profits. Stocks will benefit, lower classes are getting fugged, middle class doesn't really care or straight up benefits, and the upper class also benefits.

[Anonymous No.55359398]

BOBO IS A FUCKING FAGGOT
TO THE MOON AAHAHAHAHA
HAAHAHAAHAAHHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

[Anonymous No.55359450]

>>55359398
not a possibility. a fuckin certainty. we AI NOW

[Anonymous No.55359456]

>>55359398
Yeah 312 seems unlikely but possible, with all the diversity hires and such, maybe.

[Anonymous No.55359493]

>>55359398
Bobo bros... how do we respond without sounding heemed?

[Anonymous No.55359514]

STAIRWELL TO HEAVEN FORMING ON SOXL

[Anonymous No.55359564]

>>55359398
It's over

[Anonymous No.55359574]

>>55358396
Get some curtains. What’s the big deal?

[Anonymous No.55359586]

Bongland is going to get higher for longer, more rape hikes

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55359598]

>mara up 5%
don't say i didnt tell you

[Anonymous No.55359616]

New to investing and started investing half my paycheck into WBD each week in hopes it'll double in a year so I can pay for college with the profits. Tell me my odds bros.

[Anonymous No.55359668]

>>55358291
its summer. people are enjoying life irl.

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55359669]

>>55359616
>double in one year
your odds are low as fuck. invest in hyper growth stocks if you want double your money in that time
I suggest SOFI. it's a fintech bank specializing in student loans and while it's been around 2011 it only IPO'd 2 years ago. it didn't crack 200 top banks since then and now its the top 100 banks. its in it's hyper growth stage and it's expecting to be profitable in Q4 or Q1 of next year and that would make the stock very attractable for the big institutions. if you and a long term investment then that's what i recommend

[Anonymous No.55359675]

this is financial advise

[Anonymous No.55359696]

>>55359669
i might buy a few stocks but I believe in WBD. They're doing a good job proving they can deal with the debt and I truly believe in their future. They have the IP and they're proving to have a great plan to utilize that IP to drive forward a new future, love that James Gunn hire.

[Anonymous No.55359712]

>dax up, FTSE up
Yeah so again, inflation is bullish, because the regulators don't give a shit on the poor and let all the companies hiking prices up
What I hate about this is that their communication is so obvious propaganda versus what their action, it makes China looks like a paradise of freedom. Literally the only market that behaves rationally is the chink market.

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55359743]

>>55359696
hope it works out. they are a large ass corporation with a fuckton of great assets. i just don't think it will double in years time given how already muture the company is.

[Anonymous No.55359766]

>>55359743
a large reason they're so low right now is because at&t saddled them with a ton of debt before selling it to discovery. the new CEO Zaslav is actually proving to be capable of making the tough choices needed to get rid of this debt, each quarter they're paying more and more debt off. The moment they prove it's truly under control I think the stock is going to moon since they have IP that rivals Disney in quality. It really is a bargain right now, but doubling in a year is pretty copium in retrospect, it'll probably take until 2025 i guess.

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55359774]

>>55359766
have you considered thinking about LEAPS on WBD?

[Anonymous No.55359779]

>>55359774
i dont wanna do options since I heard you can go into infinite debt, don't feel like ruining my life if I am wrong on this.

[Anonymous No.55359797]

>>55359564
Is that a hohol e girl?

[Anonymous No.55359829]

Yields...

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55359875]

>>55359779
that's fine. the "infinite" loss you're referring is when people fuck around with puts. i was suggesting with call options that expire 1-2 years if your bullish.

[Anonymous No.55359883]

>bought brappy gas at yesterday's top
>immediately dumps 8%

make it make sense, brappy gas is a relatively sustainable energy source for industry, yet prices are hisotorically low, nevermind calculating the inflation in...

[Anonymous No.55359914]

Aluminum company that doesn't make the fucking jars with their name on them apparently. Fairly high PE and debt. Might consider buying on a dip or if I knew anything about their military/defense products.

[Anonymous No.55359923]

>>55359914
Somehow lost the reply link >>55359136

[Anonymous No.55359946]

>>55359883
>he bought the braps at almost $2.70
lmao, I'm waiting for it to go below $2.10

[Anonymous No.55359951]

>>55359946
it went below cost basis for storage and moving already, you buffoon.

I am not saying its going up, but it sure as hell aint going much lower again

[Anonymous No.55359953]

>>55359875
im still new to the stock market but I'll look into it once I feel more comfortable with the basics. Thanks for the advice.

[Anonymous No.55359961]

pill me on andrew tate. why are zoomers bigly into him, and does he have any real /biz/ info for the lads or is its all a grift?

[Anonymous No.55359962]

>>55356149
>tfw no sadistic Abu Ghraib gf
why even live?

[Anonymous No.55359977]

>>55359951
>you buffoon
>says the retard who bought the top
You can always tell yourself that you were right to buy the top, but in the end you beheem and beclown yourself. Based on recent price history you have to be an idiot to buy above $2.30.

[Anonymous No.55359984]

>>55359961
>is the quadroon Amerimutt pimp/sex tourist and defiler of Slovak qts a grifter

[Anonymous No.55359987]

would it be retarded to sell my entire well-researched portfolio and just buy NVDA, MSFT and AMZN like every normie retard?

[Anonymous No.55359989]

>>55359977
>dumps to near all time lows despite no improvement in gas situation
>demand is not destroyed
>surely it will dump another 25%

[/smg/mechanic !!NoOAsP/0dXQ No.55359991]

>>55359987
depends on what you're holding

[Anonymous No.55360044]

>>55359984
see that was my initial knee jerk reaction as well. however is there any substantial evidence?
>not like the media would lie and fabricate events or slander a man right?

[Anonymous No.55360055]

>>55359987
nvda can't go higher than 500, would be a retarded risk to buy it now. wait for it to back down to the 200s first since people will panic sell thinking it's a bubble. buy it then because ultimately it will go back up again since AI is a promising future and NVDA will be the main supporters of that future.

[Anonymous No.55360057]

>>55359987
yes. your own research is your skill on the market.

[Anonymous No.55360060]

>>55359987
dont fight the hype

[Anonymous No.55360164]

>>55360055
>nvda can't go higher than X
Wrong for basically any X
It would be correct to say it shouldn't go higher than 500 (or 400 or 300 or maybe even 200) but this is clown market, it can
go as high as it wants

[Anonymous No.55360177]

>>55360055
why do you say that, it could 3x from here, it could 5x. you cant place a limit on chaos, perhaps only subjective probability

[Anonymous No.55360184]

>>55360044
>nooo I must see the evidence of pimping myself
you don't want him to be guilty, simple as
>muh media
he was arrested by the Romanian police, not by Katie Couric

[Anonymous No.55360188]

>>55360055
it depends how competition catches up
At 10k/chip or 50k/chip, you'll be sure the other lads will jump in

[Anonymous No.55360208]

>>55360184
im not invested in such a regard im neutral. i thought he was being charged for human trafficking, there needs to be evidence and testimony. what do you have against the man, what has you so convinced of his guilt?

[Anonymous No.55360211]

oh my god

[Anonymous No.55360217]

Good morning sirs... kindly do not redeem the debt...

[Anonymous No.55360242]

>>55360217
is this punishment for brexit?

[Anonymous No.55360275]

>>55359987
if a 'normie retard' is beating your performance then who is the retard in such a situation?

[Anonymous No.55360324]

>>55360242
It’s just socialism in action, Britain is akin to Soviet Union with its nhs and massive welfare state. Taxes just disappear into a black hole of inefficient state owned enterprises

[Anonymous No.55360338]

>>55360242
not sure but something tells me only more africans can fix it

[Anonymous No.55360363]

>>55360338
Yeah white bombaclot we be takin it fram 'ere ya get me?

[Anonymous No.55360392]

>>55360324
>>55360324
>Taxes just disappear into a black hole of inefficient state owned enterprises

no it goes into the pockets of the cabal. nepotism

[Anonymous No.55360395]

>>55360217
>tfw the stock market is a ponzi scheme to cancel your debt ratio

The first one trying to pay its debt with stock will tank everything lol

[Anonymous No.55360407]

>>55360242
UK went full socialism welfare and regulations and taxes and surprise its destroying their economies

[Anonymous No.55360544]

>4.5% interest rate couldn't pull down 8.7% inflation
how could this be?!

[Anonymous No.55360552]

>>55357622
kek works in mysterious ways. he is cruel to his desciples, but rewards them in esoteric ways

[Anonymous No.55360565]

>>55359398
sorry bobo. we AI now and sheet. strap on, boys.

[Anonymous No.55360574]

>>55359987
yes. but you need a meme stock like PLTR or you will die in your sleep.

[Anonymous No.55360579]

>>55360565
i mean no. make of that what you will.

[Anonymous No.55360597]

>>55360055
>nvda can't go higher than 500

[Anonymous No.55360609]

>>55360544
>companies keep hiking prices
>surprisedpikachu.jpg
regulators are retards holy shit. how disconnected are they? oh yeah, FTSE pumped, so everything's alright I guess
That has to be the biggest capitalism scam of the history

[Anonymous No.55360618]

>>55360609
>>companies keep hiking prices
I still need to add that to the cope list

[Anonymous No.55360640]

>>55358761
I just searched HAL last 5 years performance. You are trying to make me lose money, aren't you? Even yesterday underperformed other energy companies.

[Anonymous No.55360654]

SOON

[Anonymous No.55360675]

>>55360654
Hello sir

[Anonymous No.55360677]

>>55360609
Which is bullish. Inflation has always been bullish. As long as they can maintain their gigantic profits, the market will remain optimistic and bullish. Hiking is no longer an effective strategy and the market caught up on it

[Anonymous No.55360708]

>>55360677
real hikes have never been tried. Central banks are on some pussy shit.

[Anonymous No.55360714]

>>55357622
Kek

[Anonymous No.55360715]

>>55360677
Markets always go up with rate hikes. It's after rate pauses and cuts do we see the market really tank which is what the fed has just did.

[Anonymous No.55360716]

>>55360677
the funniest part is that if you hold international UK bonds its almost 100% hedged against the dollar
which means not only do you get to enjoy these sweet rate hike bonds but the pound being inflated does nothing. Lets say easy math 5% yield and 10% inflation

bongs who invested £10,000 get fucked by inflation because they get paid £10,500 but the real yield is £9450 since inflation stripped it by 10%

But hedged against the USD American who bought $10,000 need $10,500 and so get paid $12,000 since the bong government needs to pay out the difference since it lost against the dollar from inflation

[Anonymous No.55360721]

>>55360677
>Inflation has always been bullish
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperinflation_in_the_Weimar_Republic

[Anonymous No.55360742]

https://www.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/intel-sells-a-20-stake-in-ims-nanofabrication-to-bain-capital-432SI-3110007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCngPse1iiI

[Anonymous No.55360759]

>>55360721
I've read in the early stages people were selling all their belongings because they thought they were getting rich since the "value" kept going up. fiat is a helluva drug, even when line go up you may not have actually gained anything.

[Anonymous No.55360778]

>>55360708
Well yeah obviously. They are trying to stall and prolong the inflation for as long as possible since inflation is required to erase the state debt (among other things). There is no point in giga-hiking. You honestly think they would ever apologize for creating this inflation problem to begin with? First they give us 10-20% inflation, blame us and wage increases, then finally start hiking a little bit, let inflation run rampant for three fuckin years, and finally bring it down to 2-3% in the fourth year. And POW you have a soft landing. Mega companies have squeezed us dry, FED is satisfied, and people are satisfied.
Much better than just giga-hiking and hard-crashing everything (with no survivors).
They know exactly what they are doing

[Anonymous No.55360786]

am i really gonna buy riot calls this morning

[Anonymous No.55360814]

soxl/nvda dumps while shitcoin pumps

[Anonymous No.55360828]

Imagine not owning any Crypto Mining Stock

[Anonymous No.55360865]

do you guys have anything streaming in the background during the day? like cnbc or some shit

[Anonymous No.55360894]

>>55360640
>past performance is future performance
>not thinking about what happens if inflation gets worse and oil is one of the few things that's actually valuable

[Anonymous No.55360901]

>>55360786
If you can flip it, a flash crash will drag that down too.

[Anonymous No.55360902]

>>55360865
i got japanese cams
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5DZjhv4zL0
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSgH36Dcvag
used to have an amazing live stream from the tokyo tower that would pan across the city and randomly zoom in but I haven't been able to find it for years

[Anonymous No.55360905]

>>55360786
a thinking man would have bought them yesterday and sold them at open. like me.

[Anonymous No.55360978]

>>55360902
Looks comfy, and reminds me of the Kiev cams we were all watching last year hoping to see the invasion go down.

[Anonymous No.55360980]

>>55360894
>past performance is not relevant to future performance
>not realising that the Fed has stoped printing so much money (compared to 2022)

[Anonymous No.55360986]

I can't believe this is the last /smg/ ever. I'm finally free...

[Anonymous No.55361000]

>>55360986
Why ? Did you make it fren ?

[Anonymous No.55361004]

>>55360986
nope :D

[Anonymous No.55361017]

>>55355980
bake it

[Anonymous No.55361022]

>>55360986
You have always been free to go, faggot.
As a matter of fact, I insist you leave.

[Anonymous No.55361025]

if dub wgmi

[Anonymous No.55361058]

B-BOBO NO DON'T DO IT

[Anonymous No.55361087]

I just bought some more VOO.

[Anonymous No.55361089]

No need to thank me
>>55361086
>>55361086
>>55361086

[Anonymous No.55361149]

>>55361089
THANKS