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How do I explain to my dad that making a website for his small business is not going to be enough to get new clients?

>> No.55354364

>>55354342
He should make a JewTube. Boomers are a growing demographic. They prefer video to answer their questions etc. Depends what business your dad has though.

>> No.55354373

>>55354342
It will help you lazy sack of shit

>> No.55354390

>>55354342
I did marketing for my dad when I was 12 because he was born in 1936 and didn't read well.
I miss that man more than you could believe, I was such an asshole to him and I could have been a better son.

>> No.55354391

>>55354342
Only way to get more customers is pay out the ass for jewgle to push his retarded business to the top of results. They essentially have a monopoly on digital advertising.

>> No.55354412
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>>55354390
God will punish you if you don't repent, anon.

>> No.55354413

>>55354390
I'm the opposite, I want to move out and actually live my life, instead I'm stuck explaining the concept of SEO to my boomer dad who doesn't even work anymore because having gout means you can't type documents or something to that effect.

>> No.55354422

>>55354413
does he get neet bux? Maybe you could become his full time carer and get paid gibs too?

>> No.55354427

>>55354342
just help your fucking dad anon, you dont know the time you have until its gone. help him damnit.

>> No.55354432

>>55354413
Na he will die early, leave you devastated, likely shifting your life into a direction you couldn't have foreseen even with a crystal ball.
You'll do things you find shameful and wonder if he watches over you, silently judging your actions.

You'll look back to 2023 when you made this post thinking "did this influence the way my life was going"
Yes it did.

>> No.55354439

>>55354342
What kind of business?

A lot of small business guys are good at their trade, but they can't sell.

It doesn't really matter how good you are, you need marketing and sales experience, and if your customer service skills aren't stellar it won't matter how good you are at your trade

>> No.55354454

>>55354432
Anon my dad is literally a NEET.

>> No.55354463

>>55354454
>clients
>neet
Okay so why do you make larp posts on /biz/
you are paid to spam here I assume, or you have a mental disease.

>> No.55354469

>>55354342
why wouldn't it help? would you agree that having a website is better than not having a website? just make a simple wix site lmao. it's so easy. and then you can have the conversation about SEO or whatever if/when the site receives little traffic

>> No.55354507

>>55354469
We have clients, I phrased it wrong. The problem is, about a month ago my dad basically sperged out about an invoice for a large order that he quoted like $40,000 higher than it should have been.
The reason we aren't getting work right now is because he kept spamming emails to this client and several others with autistically high quotes, and they fucked off because they can't pay that amount.
So all of this website shit is just a cope, if he would be a man and backed off about these invoices - for work he didn't even do, I might add - then we'd get more work in.

>> No.55354527

>>55354507
>>55354469
Just ignore him he's a spammer filling the catalog with time wasting bullshit.
He does this day in day out, you can blow holes in his threads by asking serious questions, making him fling shit in his own face.
Do NOT engage with this fucking faggot anymore.
Stupid contradicting little fucking zoomer.

>> No.55354535

>>55354527
This is maybe the third thread I've ever made on /biz/, take your fucking meds.

>> No.55354565

>>55354535
Kill yourself you stupid fucking faggot I unironically hope you get crippled and your family abandons your dumb fucking underage ass, stop posting here nigger.

>> No.55354578

Seriously someone start fucking posting gore if they aren't gonna range the kids there's only one fucking way to stop this bullshit.

>> No.55354585

Not even worth a pity reply, must've triggered him somehow

>> No.55354589

>>55354565
Holy Meds

>> No.55354606

>>55354589
>>55354585
>>55351295
This is the same underage faggot who made this thread, he's been banned 3x already today and literally making underage fucking art drawn by someone under 15, mods quickly saw that as well.

He's back and he has to be ranged, kill yourself fucking faggot.
he's also trying to make rugpulls.

>> No.55354609

>>55354364
>Boomers are a growing demographic
anon i...

>> No.55354615

>>55354606
I didn't make that thread.

>> No.55354651

>>55354391
I did this for 2 weeks, got over 20k "impressions" with a phone number attached directly to the ad, and absolutely zero conversions.

>> No.55354677

>>55354342
you make him a small website

>> No.55354865

>>55354342
You are wrong.
If he has no website then he needs one. I run a very successful small business. Not having a website is the worst thing you can do.
ONE HOUR OF YOUR TIME can make an information and contact information website that will get him business for sure.

I actually did this for my Mexican cleaning people as times were tough and I literally doubled their business by adding them to Google places and giving them a one page website.
They were literally about to cry.

Build the website lazy fuck.

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>>55354342
Explain him the value of crypto and putting all of his resources into teehee. You'll see he will understand once you show him the charts