/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55345422]

Boomer Company Crystal Ball Edition

>starting out
https://pastebin.com/5k97ei9V

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/f8Pa7nGg

>Basic Boomer ETF investing
https://pastebin.com/HcSq25Ns
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Options resources
https://pastebin.com/gqGwNT6C
https://libgen.rs/book/index.php?md5=3273C30FC0E98E61ABE0A24F2146CB74

>Educational sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>upcoming news and reports
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https://www.earningswhispers.com/

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[Anonymous No.55345436]

Market’s closed due to niggers

[Anonymous No.55345465]

Bullish on MSFT

[Anonymous No.55345473]

You guys do hold bonds right?

[Anonymous No.55345494]

>>55345436
not just nonwhites were slaves, cletus. your constant desire to use that word is a tell of low iq. sad, many such cases.

[Anonymous No.55345506]

here's blackrocks's estimate

[Anonymous No.55345508]

>>55345473
Sorry, I don't invest in ponzi schemes.

[Anonymous No.55345511]

>>55345473
But anon, I need to make a lot of money fast. Not slow and steady.

[Anonymous No.55345617]

>>55345465
>imagine being a grown man and getting into a screaming fight with mfst because you want a sheboon on your game cover

[Anonymous No.55345618]

>>55345473
expand the graph to today

[Anonymous No.55345623]

shill me a potential short term 2x stock RIGHT NOW.

[Anonymous No.55345639]

these guys are lying scumbags right? Sachs is the only non-brainlet of the bunch except when he's going on some rigthoid retarded

[Anonymous No.55345667]

>>55345623
Boil

[Anonymous No.55345670]

>>55345618
Hilariously enough the bond market met the stock market again when it crashed in 2020 and LTT out performed until the rate hikes started.

If you actually managed to sell your bonds and buy the market at the market crashes in 2008 and 2020 you'd be way, way better off then just holding stocks.

I feel like no one understands the massive benefits of portfolio re balancing anymore

[Anonymous No.55345671]

>>55345494
He said niggers not slaves.

[Anonymous No.55345685]

>>55345623
NEGG, counter-strike 2 is coming out this summer and should cause a spike in PC sales as everyone and their mother's net cafe upgrades to get in on it.

[Anonymous No.55345687]

14 posts in and I can already tell this is going to be a garbage thread

[Anonymous No.55345698]

>>55345667
Unironically this

[Anonymous No.55345711]

>>55345687

[Anonymous No.55345738]

>Another year Bank kikes predict Emerging Markets to outperform
>Another year they will be wrong

[Anonymous No.55345739]

>>55345465
>"we need more black characters in roles to promote equality."
>refuses to watch movie that questions the stereotypical white princess trope
Liberals.

[Anonymous No.55345744]

>>55345436
No. Market is closed due the virtue signaling whites. But tomorrow they will open again and while the bodies of the Juneteenth celebrations are being prepared for burial we will be profiting again. All is as it should be fren.

[Anonymous No.55345767]

>>55345738
shhhh, just buy the nifty 50. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

[Anonymous No.55345795]

>>55345670
lets say you did that, when would you reenter bonds? also what's the long term treasury 20y?

[Anonymous No.55345796]

>>55345767
So do they break out in song and dance after this? Indian movies crack me up

[Anonymous No.55345819]

>>55345796
I don't know, I vaguely recall someone saying it was an anti peer pressure commercial or something like that though.

[Anonymous No.55345829]

>>55345698
fucking pissed at nigger day we'd probably be at 4.50 today if it wasn't for coons

[Anonymous No.55345877]

>>55345670
>If you actually managed to sell your bonds and buy the market at the market crashes in 2008 and 2020 you'd be way, way better off then just holding stocks.
Rebalancing a 60/40 was a way to get decent performance with lower downside volatility pre-2008. Since then, something fundamentally changed.
Bonds are not currently a viable option. In the 2022 bear market, bonds actually underperformed stocks.

I do currently hold some cash in money-market funds, however.

[Anonymous No.55345890]

>>55345819
Looked it up and it is actually from the movie "I" (that is a short name) and a fight scene ensues.

[Anonymous No.55345913]

>>55345744
Based
Do black people prefer cremation or burial? This is an investment question

[Anonymous No.55345919]

reminder to get complacent and be ready for a return to normal

[Anonymous No.55345920]

Did my quarterly finance audit again... most of my gains are from being a wagie and saving money, rather than investment success. If you look at the self directed trading I do over the last 3 years, I had around a 25% loss (or about $7,000). Work's retirement plan and such have mostly offset my losses. I've been taking profits where I can and rotating into bonds since I expect a downturn in 4-6 months and I want to have capital I can throw at shit on the way down.

Anyways, I have a long time horizon. I'm looking at uranium (1-3 years), copper (3-6 years), water and sand (5-20 years). Looking at Mexico(!), and maybe China and India as great places over the next 10-20 years, too.
I had a fun thought about KO - I read they caused controversy in India when they first opened a bottling plant a number of years ago, lowering the local river water by about 10m. My thought was that they're well positioned, not as a dividend stock, but for having water access rights and filtration/purification many many years from now when it becomes a scarce resource.

[Anonymous No.55345923]

>>55345919

[Anonymous No.55345938]

>>55345923
So I should be buying until 2026?

[Anonymous No.55345940]

>>55345920
when I don't do well in the market it is scary because I wonder if I have what it takes to actually not wage slave upon amassing X sum of money.

[Anonymous No.55345942]

>>55345923
>>55345919
How much of the narrative is on bullish vs bearish? I see lots of conflicting information.
For example, some sources say we're fine, others still warn of a recession.
I'm looking at the SPX monthly vs the Asset Bubble chart, and think it is overvalued and should be due for a correction (we're approaching the second peak before the "return to normal" phase). For example, NVDA insiders sold heavily when it closed above $400, which is a pretty good top signal

[Anonymous No.55345968]

>>55345919
Did you just do TA on American history

[Anonymous No.55345974]

>>55345795
>when would you reenter bonds
I think you're supposed to be 10-40% in bonds and rebalance periodically. During periods of high stock market growth, your bond percentage will shrink so the next rebalance you will sell stock for profit to buy bonds. In a stock crash, you become overweight bonds so a rebalance buys stocks for cheap.
In my backests though, it hardly makes a difference until you're more than 20% in stocks, and the difference is negative. Picrel is different percentages of S&P500 and total bond market with annual rebalancing.

>what's the long term treasury 20y?
US Treasury bond with 20y left to maturity

[Anonymous No.55345978]

What stocks so I buy to profit off 2016 v2 elections? So far it's very low energy and I don't see desantis as a real high t speaker. Very low energy Florida fat manlet.

[Anonymous No.55345979]

>>55345968
at what point does it become history? literally every second that passes by is considered in the past

[Anonymous No.55345985]

>>55345974
Here is monthly rebalancing.

[Anonymous No.55345988]

>>55345978
That shirt is very based
Now I want one

[Anonymous No.55345995]

>>55345940
>>55345940
>when I don't do well in the market it is scary because I wonder if I have what it takes to actually not wage slave upon amassing X sum of money
Here's the thing, investing and trading is a marathon, not a race. Sure, you might have a killer trade that makes 30%, but most anons don't have proper trade psychology or risk management and will keep flipping coins until they get crushed. I can't claim to be any better, but there's a very good reason why like 99% of traders fail. Being breakeven is actually an accomplishment.

Realistically, for most of the autists here, joining a prop firm is probably the most realistic and safe way of making it. There's going to be a few people who guess right and make a lot of money, but there's a good percentage of them that are going to make bad choices and lose it again just as fast (look at the 0dte and SOXL/SOXS and BOIL posters, for example).

Trading isn't a good way to make money, when you adjust for risk. If you have 5 or 6 figures and you want to trade enough to make it, you need a 40-100x return over your lifetime to have enough for retirement, and you have to take on excessive risk to have those returns in a reasonable time (eg even a 12% annual return at 50k base and 5k/year would still take 20+ years to hit $1 million)

Nobody here has enough capital to do it. You need 6, 7, 8 figures to really make a dent and the only (safer) way to take on enough leverage to do that is to trade someone else's money and take a cut of the profit.

[Anonymous No.55345998]

>>55345985
>>55345974
>>55345968
There was a roman or greek philosopher or mathematician that argued that you can never "go anywhere" because in order to reach the destination, you have to first go halfway to that destination. Therefore, the midpoint becomes the new destination, and to reach it, you have to first travel halfway to the midpoint, etc etc

[Anonymous No.55346013]

>>55345998
so my cum never actually goes in your mom’s ass?

[Anonymous No.55346023]

>>55345998
And centuries later Liebniz/Newton invented calculus and now nobody has this problem.

[Anonymous No.55346024]

>>55345995
I actually just need a 4X to live off of S and P 500 etf dividends

[Anonymous No.55346031]

>>55346023
So you're saying they didn't invent anything, since it was derivative work

[Anonymous No.55346041]

>>55346031
On the contrary, it was integral to science and technology

[Anonymous No.55346040]

$40k in bitfarms and playing with $5-$15k in SOXL options. Realistically, what do I buy to actually make gains and not fucking around with bitfarms?

[Anonymous No.55346051]

complexity or difficulty of entry could be considered moat in and of itself. like NVDA for example. although of course there also needs to be high demand for the product.

[Anonymous No.55346056]

>>55346041
>It was integral to science.

Was the pun intended?

[Anonymous No.55346067]

>>55345422
I have a bold prediction.

Increasing manufacturing and emerging technologies are going to be just enough to keep the US economy from falling into a recession this year or next, although growth will be relatively anemic. After that, they'll help to push US growth up to an average of 3% - 3.5% from 2025 - 2030. Pessimism regarding the US economy has been greatly overstated of late.

[Anonymous No.55346075]

>>55345998
Proves why stupid science bitches/technical analyst retards should never be listened to and gutfeeling bros always have the best outcomes.
>You cannot hit me sir. In order to hit me your fist must come halfway to my face and before that half-ACK

[Anonymous No.55346077]

how much do you need to make boomer index fund investing a good idea?

[Anonymous No.55346078]

>>55346040
although soxl rose about 40% within about 2 days, its been performing pretty fucking badly lately.

[Anonymous No.55346095]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.55346106]

>>55346095
no because the entire market is being held at these levels due to nvda which is already overbought

[Anonymous No.55346114]

>>55346077
This is a loaded question because many people fail to outperform this very simple investment strategy thinking they know better.

It is less of what you need to make and more of a question of "are you fucking stupid"

[Anonymous No.55346124]

>>55345995
Most people fail because they either treat it like a hobby or a job. Its an art you have to enjoy doing. Like you pointed out its all about getting to X number, but for the legends like livermore it was always about playing the game.

[Anonymous No.55346165]

>>55345998
it's Zeno and yeah he was retarded
>In a race, the quickest runner can never overtake the slowest, since the pursuer must first reach the point whence the pursued started, so that the slower must always hold a lead.
OH NONONONONONONONO

[Anonymous No.55346172]

>>55346124
>Its an art you have to enjoy doing
>for the legends like livermore it was always about playing the game.
How is this different from treating it as a hobby? I consider investing to be a hobby, although I don't consider myself a good investor so far.

[Anonymous No.55346173]

>>55346106
RSI is a fool's indicator anon. It can cross 100 with ease.

[Anonymous No.55346175]

>>55346106
but people were all screeching about how the russell is making indications that a rotation is happening where small caps are starting to pull their weight just a week or two ago!

[Anonymous No.55346177]

>>55346056
>>55346041
Did you hear about the two doctors that occupied the same place at the same time? It was a "paradox"!

[Anonymous No.55346187]

>>55346124
>>55346172
You have to enjoy the process, not the end result. Money is money, it comes at goes, but it's literally about learning and improving yourself and developing a skillset.

[Anonymous No.55346205]

>>55346172
Difference between treating painting as a hobby vs dedicating yourself to it, both are going to give you a result but only one is going to give you the result you want.

[Anonymous No.55346225]

>>55346095

Lol

Yeah..on SOXS

[Anonymous No.55346229]

>>55345670
We just need krugman to rise to power.

[Anonymous No.55346236]

>>55346229
>worrying that krugman has gone too far

[Anonymous No.55346262]

>>55346225
Options on LETF's are never a good idea, wide spread and low o.i... unless you'd like to larp as someone who intends to exercise them.

[Anonymous No.55346293]

>>55346173
oy vey moass soon

[Anonymous No.55346320]

>>55346095
No, no I didn't.

[Anonymous No.55346325]

>>55345795
There is a LOT of shit to research with bonds. If you are in it for the long term boomer "plan for retirement" then yeah it's long term bonds. Besides the few times the yield curve has inversed, they are by their nature always returning more. So EDV or GOVZ

[Anonymous No.55346336]

What non-US stocks are we looking at? EU is good for semiconductors, you've got ASML, NXP and STM among others. For UK there's BP, RIO and several finance companies though all are dividend-oriented. In Taiwan both TSM and HMX look undervalued but that's probably because the invasion risk is priced in. The only Chink stock I looked at is BABA. For other EMs all I know is petro brasil and shit like Gazprom which you can apparently still buy on LSE. No idea how to go about valuing non-US/EU/UK stocks other than the aforementioned Chinese and Taiwanese firms.

I would like to buy some Nihonese stocks, but Idk where to begin. The only Jap companies I know are the vidya makers, car makers and a couple conglomeratss which I don't suppose have much upside.

>>55346187
>>55346205
Ok, for me hobby = thing I pursue obsessively and learn everything about. I guess that's not the same for everyone.

[Anonymous No.55346344]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uRf-sRZBiHo

This was written as a joke, or is it true?

[Anonymous No.55346362]

>>55345913
They prefer burial. Ironically it’s one of the few times where the property value doesn’t go down when they are present.

[Anonymous No.55346390]

>>55345995
WTF is a prop firm

[Anonymous No.55346407]

>>55345995
>Trading isn't a good way to make money, when you adjust for risk
Pretty easy to see a 30-40% annualized return as a small trader with enough effort. That's a 10x return within a decade, even post-tax. 100k becomes 1 mil.
If you're actively trading and your end result is a 12% return, then yeah, you're wasting your time. You'll probably need to adjust your strategy or take more leverage, otherwise you might as well just go passive.

Naturally most people will fail - at least to outperform the average, but that's true of many situations where you put your own money at risk. Most business ventures fail. Most poker players lose. In anything competitive, only the strongest prosper.
I think a common misunderstanding is the idea that you need to flip a coin and see your whole portfolio spike 30%. The reality is that achieving a 3% monthly return is all it takes.

[Anonymous No.55346409]

>>55346175
Those people were right. It was me. Look at the chart.

[Anonymous No.55346412]

>>55346344
You're not supposed to destroy them, you're supposed to use your family as separate bank accounts, worship Saturn, and make friends with greed and avarice.

[Anonymous No.55346423]

>>55346362
idk about that. would you pay more NOT to be buried around blacks?

[Anonymous No.55346428]

>>55346095
600 in the money contracts let's fucking go open the market

[Anonymous No.55346445]

>>55346423
Yes, their funerals are warzones. Who wants their family around that?

[Anonymous No.55346446]

Sure would be an interesting time for a black swan event with everyone so euphoric and complacent

[Anonymous No.55346452]

>>55346390
Propaganda firm, you must join big brother to win

[Anonymous No.55346454]

>>55346446
It would be a goddamn greek tragedy.

[Anonymous No.55346473]

>>55346446
I have been waiting for a black swan since December, and all I got was instant bank bailouts.

[Anonymous No.55346510]

>>55346446
You have tuesday and wednesday to profit off of puts, before pumping resumes on thursday in anticipation of nvda shareholders meeting

[Anonymous No.55346520]

>>55346473
I wonder these days, is there anything that can't be bailed out? Furthermore is there anything that can't be priced in?

[Anonymous No.55346531]

Steel yourselves fellow bobros we ride at dawn!

[Anonymous No.55346547]

>wake up
>didnt die in my sleep
>start drinking
>sit at pc all day in a haze

[Anonymous No.55346566]

>>55346547
livin the dream

[Anonymous No.55346570]

>>55346262

I use tight stops and dont risk it when things go south. Funny eniugh i have been pulling 15% gains daily when things go right and 5%, losses when they do not

Seems to be aorking so far

[Anonymous No.55346583]

Markets move to cause max loss to majority holders.

Which is why we will dump this week, and pump again.

[Anonymous No.55346585]

Stock futures inch lower as investors kick off holiday-shortened week of trading
Oil slides more than $1 on China growth uncertainties
2-year Treasury yield climbs as investors assess interest rate outlook
Dollar drifts as traders weigh rate path; yen fragile
88% of Chainlink (LINK) Owners Losing Money as Price Approaches Critical Level

[Anonymous No.55346609]

>>55346390
Proprietary trading firm, eg one of the big boys that have 10m+ in capital to deploy. They have a beneficial relationship with traders: they let you trade with accounts of $10k, 100k, or more, as long as you have a proven track record of success. Typically you keep 70% of the profits or so, and there is little risk to yourself, but obviously you want to be successful and have a consistent trading plan before you fuck with other peoples' money.

[Anonymous No.55346625]

>>55346407
>Only the strongest traders prosper
Could easily just be luck+survivorship bias

[Anonymous No.55346630]

>>55346583
wrong. everyone thinks we'll dump which is why we will CONTINUE TO PUMP and you will continue to short. then you will fomo and lose your ass

[Anonymous No.55346636]

>>55346407
30-40% return

Are you kidding?

Thats literally nothing

[Anonymous No.55346657]

>>55346609
What happens if you all in on some puts and your acct goes to 0?

[Anonymous No.55346661]

>>55346636
>how to say your in 4 fig hell without saying it

[Anonymous No.55346662]

>>55346657
Who buys puts and holds them when they are going the wrong way?

[Anonymous No.55346667]

>>55346067
The prediction doesn't centre on the US economy but how overvalued US stocks are compared to global opportunities. This is the biggest anchor you'd experience on US equities that has only ballooned since the pandemic.

Look at CVX against BP's valuation and P/E. It's insane. There is absolutely zero reason to invest in CVX at its current price.

[Anonymous No.55346678]

>>55346662
Just saying what happens, like who gives a fuck if the acct goes to 0 its not your money lol, basically what ftx did

[Anonymous No.55346682]

>>55346662
>>55346678
Considering the scale of money involved with firms, they would probably have you submit a trading plan, and watch new traders like a hawk to make sure they don't fuck around with stuff like that.

[Anonymous No.55346685]

>>55346667
Also tesla compared to every other automobile manufacturer

[Anonymous No.55346697]

>>55346336
>I would like to buy some Nihonese stocks, but Idk where to begin. The only Jap companies I know are the vidya makers, car makers and a couple conglomeratss which I don't suppose have much upside.
Just buy anything cheap. There's a growing push to clean up balance sheets and improve returns, meanwhile BoJ continues their path of YCC and zero interest rates, causing the currency to slowly decline. Ideally buy a large basket of names, but Japanese stocks trade in lots of 100 so most positions will cost 1-2k or more to enter which may be a limiting factor for you.
You could also just bet against the currency outright.

I like brazil too, but it's been on a massive bullrun recently. Not sure there's much juice there. Check out EWZS for example - near 40% rally since late March. Same goes for my Argentina holdings. I've been selling down.

Most of my investments outside the US right now are just specific commodity plays I like. SMR.AX for example.

[Anonymous No.55346709]

>>55345473
Only El Salvadoran ones.

[Anonymous No.55346723]

>>55345890
Holy shit, I was going to try watching it but the run time is OVER 3 HOURS. How do third worlders have that kind of patience?

[Anonymous No.55346778]

Is there any quality broker operating outside the EU/US? Interactive Brokers has turned into a complete shitshow with the various EU regulations.

[Anonymous No.55346785]

is 2k into voo every month enough to make it before im bald

[Anonymous No.55346790]

>>55346785
How old are you now?
I'm 36 and already bald. So is Rocker

[Anonymous No.55346798]

>>55346790
22
no finasteride

[Anonymous No.55346809]

>>55346798

[Anonymous No.55346847]

>>55346682
Whut thr fuck you need a plan for. You make money. Limit yiur loss.

You buy a put .50. You set your sell to .45 if it hits .45 and liquidates better luck next time. If it goes goes up to .68 congrats. Take your profit or let it ride another session.


Lol. Its legit not hard shit.

[Anonymous No.55346860]

>>55346630
wrong, everybody thinks something will happen therefore NOTHING WILL EVER HAPPEN

[Anonymous No.55346921]

>>55346625
>Could easily just be luck
Perhaps this is true in the sense that many trades will involve a range of probabilities and potential outcomes. However statistically given proper sizing, profitable odds, and infinite iterations, the chance of long term profit approaches 100%.
If you're a worshipper of the strong efficient market hypothesis and have convinced yourself that finding situations with favorable odds is a theoretical impossibility, well then I'll leave you to that. Honestly not sure why you'd be browsing this thread, but I see no reason to attract more competition.

[Anonymous No.55346929]

>>55346785
dont neglect international
get VT

[Anonymous No.55346951]

>>55346336
Unironically Games Workshop for the UK, Swedbank or SSAB if you don't mind a little risk in Sweden, BHP Group Ltd in Oz

>I would like to buy some Nihonese stocks, but Idk where to begin. The only Jap companies I know are the vidya makers, car makers and a couple conglomeratss which I don't suppose have much upside.

Invest in a fund if you don't know what you're doing. Japan is a hard market to follow but there's definite room for small-mid caps to grow both inside and outside of Japan.

[Anonymous No.55346976]

>>55345473
>inv
I bought a random bond ETF years ago and I'm 30% down, I didn't know I was supposed to inverse them.

>>55346446
We're in a golden swan event now

>>55346520
>is there anything that can't be priced in?
I don't believe anything is fully priced in, due to uncertainty. Look at things like ER, MA, FOMC, elections, the outcome isn't known with complete certainty ahead of time.

>>55346723
They have intermissions

[Anonymous No.55346989]

Reminder that everyone and their grandpa (Warren) has aped into Japan.

Right on the eve of a Finance Ministry bitch slapping of the currency.

[Anonymous No.55346997]

>student loans came back today
>have 3k in savings
>have 1.5k in trading account, slow trickling from options
>can't make money in a bull run because I'm scared money
>stuck in a wage cage and boss is mad he has to do work in between his 5th vacation of the year and is taking it out on me
> still a child getting pushed around at 30 years old
I'm not gonna make it

[Anonymous No.55346998]

>>55346785
>>55346798
Short answer, no. Even if you weren't balding, you'll never make it through broad-market index funds alone. You need a high salary, or a lucky win.
That aside, if you are relatively in-shape and fashionable, there is literally nothing wrong with being bald. I won't lie that it hurts and feels like a part of you is disappearing, but there's literally nothing (backed by actual science) that you can do to keep it. Just do the best with the hand that you've been dealt.

[Anonymous No.55347000]

Only a couple more hours until Sven gets to share his faggotry with us again. :^)

[Anonymous No.55347005]

>>55346997
Life is struggle

[Anonymous No.55347016]

>>55346998
wait, you cant actually cure baldness? Then whats with those commercials where people put stuff on their head and the hair grows back?

[Anonymous No.55347018]

>>55347016
Hair transplants.

[Anonymous No.55347030]

>>55346997
What do you mean student loans came back? you have to start paying? Is this an America-wide thing? Because I've been ignoring mine throughout the pause.

[Anonymous No.55347033]

>>55347016
the liquid stuff increases blood flow in the area, it can slow the process and temporarily reverse it in some cases but won't prevent it from happening long term.

[Anonymous No.55347034]

>>55347030
African-American borrowers have until October to start making payments, all other borrowers have to start paying as of today (well, tomorrow because of the holiday).

[Anonymous No.55347037]

>>55347016
Once it's gone, it's gone. You can do preventative measures for what you still have (medication that you have to keep taking for the rest of your life), or you can get transplants. I've heard mixed results about people flying to Turkey for transplants, but even then it's a few thousand dollars for the procedure, and for the best quality transplants it's still not permanent (see: Lebron, Elon).

[Anonymous No.55347039]

>>55347030
Dont worry about it, line always goes up, even when everyone has to start repaying loans that have been compounding over 2yrs.

[Anonymous No.55347058]

>>55347037
Transplants are permanent but the hair that would eventually falls out still does. Get it later in life after all that goes is gone.

[Anonymous No.55347063]

>>55347016
This guy did a pretty thorough video about hair loss
https://youtu.be/Q65BI_5lul4

[Anonymous No.55347076]

>>55347034
>African-American borrowers have until October to start making payments
You're legitimately joking. I'm actually about to panic and check edfinancial. You better be kidding.

>>55347039
I'm not worried about my monthly payment amount, I just don't want to miss a payment. If it could get cut in half by the forgiveness it'd be great too.

[Anonymous No.55347095]

>>55346989
how do I ape into japan?

[Anonymous No.55347097]

>>55347016
Also don't forget that hair transplants can only do so much. Hair is extracted from sides and back of the head and these zones can be depleted. You can only do a certain amount of transplants in your lifetime. I waited too long to start using finasteride because I thought I could just pay to do a bunch of transplants, but it turns out I can never get back a decent head of hair no matter how much I spend. I was Norwood 6 by age 22, but I didn't start using finasteride until age 24. If I could go back in time I would have started finasteride ASAP so I could preserve what I did have and then supplement with transplants.

[Anonymous No.55347116]

>>55347097
brutal, I may not make it but so far my hair has

[Anonymous No.55347125]

holy shit futures mooning bobos btfo tomrrow

[Anonymous No.55347139]

>>55347125
That's the vix pumping mumu.

[Jealous No.55347146]

>>55347125
leave in edge?

[Anonymous No.55347152]

>>55347146
the AI responded to me. what does it mean???

[Anonymous No.55347166]

>>55346847
Huh? I'm talking about prop firms anon. As part of their formal hiring/trading process, they require you to submit a trading plan with defined limits and trading strategy so they can do risk management on you as an asset

[Anonymous No.55347167]

>>55347125
looks pretty red to me, don't you know short trading weeks are bearish?

[Anonymous No.55347171]

>>55347146
one day I will crack your secret code

[Anonymous No.55347182]

>>55346998
i mean i already have a pretty high salary and am in the tech meme im hoping to ride the salary ladder

[Anonymous No.55347210]

>>55346997
you live in one of the wealthiest countries of the world, your standard of living is why people drown in boats to get to the west. it could be a lot worse

[Anonymous No.55347226]

>>55347125
I can't believe how much mileage I'm getting out of my +0% edit

[Anonymous No.55347232]

hey chucklefucks how did you do today?

[Anonymous No.55347237]

>>55347232
I set my orders to slurp oil

[Anonymous No.55347250]

>>55347232
Im up 00000000nigger%

[Anonymous No.55347381]

Welp, it finally happened. All the things that my friends and I talked about growing up never happened. Everyone did in fact fade away and become embedded within the rat race to the degree that it formulates their life choices. We all told each other it would never happen, that we would always be boys and stick together. Over time, one by one, I lost them all.

Truthfully, I never saw it coming. I really believed that people with good bonds could overcome this world. I feel so empty.

What part of the world do I get lost in? I want to fall off the face of the Earth.

[Anonymous No.55347391]

>>55345670
Are there any AI bonds? I would like to invest in bonds but only if they have AI

[Anonymous No.55347419]

>>55346031
Get the fuck out of this thread

[Anonymous No.55347427]

>>55347381
>I really believed that people with good bonds could overcome this world
yes

[Anonymous No.55347456]

how will china cutting rates by 10 bps affect the USA market tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.55347495]

If you're not willing to make a market on pet rocks you're not a real trader. You disgust me /smg/ filthy casual

[Anonymous No.55347521]

To honor juneteenth fucking over the market today let's make the 10 option commandments in memory of biggie smalls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot9NT9W0Fog

I'll start:
1. Writing uncovered calls is like wearing slutty clothes: you're asking to be raped

[Anonymous No.55347529]

I bought a couple grand worth of AAPL calls for next month after earnings. Around $200 mainly.

I wonder if they'll keep running.

[Anonymous No.55347536]

>Friend sends me an hgame he found
>It's basically Recettear but with transformation as a fetish, capture anime girls and turn them into items to sell them
>Kind of a meme but get sucked into the gameplay and clear it in 7 hours
>Most effective strategy was to just spam weapons and sell them
>Tried to sell accessories but they were low margin and quit fucking around and went back to weapons
>See the fucking asset bubble chart
I'm surprised to see it play out like that, I guess these sort of charts/trends are kind of a universal thing

Purple looks like your asset bubble chart, blue looks like a pump and dump scam, green carried the market, and red basically shows that line always go up

[Anonymous No.55347554]

Bull bros, how we feeling?

[Anonymous No.55347563]

>>55347554
Pretty good as long as we can keep the AI scam going

[Anonymous No.55347566]

>>55347554
The ride is great but the nagging feeling of "is it gonna end soon" is wearing on me. Should've bought more TSLA

[Anonymous No.55347568]

>>55345422
Cardboard box demand has fallen almost as low as 2008 levels...what did they mean by this and how do I profit?

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1670274046443782144

[Anonymous No.55347570]

>>55347381
Everyone says that growing up. My friends lived with us and were more my brothers than my youngest brother. We tag teamed girls together multiple times. Said we would all move to the Philippines together fuck sluts smoke weed and drink rum. We barely see eachother now

[Anonymous No.55347576]

>>55347563
Considering you have the full unadulterated force of the federal government on your side I don't see how you can lose.

[Anonymous No.55347588]

Market open will be brutal

[Anonymous No.55347599]

>>55347554
>no faggot fuck FED meeting (that's of any importance) in the next few weeks.
Yup, I can start trading without constantly having the sensation of my balls stretched up into my throat. Feels good, feels really good.

[Anonymous No.55347601]

Is this for real /smg/?

[Anonymous No.55347616]

>>55347601
why am I reading GME shit about natural gas?

[Anonymous No.55347618]

>>55347601
those damn GME short sellers have hit BOIL now too? how long can the hedgies keep it up. APE IN BOIIL DIAMOND HANDS LETS SHORT SQUEEZE BOIL for the win!!!

[Anonymous No.55347617]

>>55347601
sauce? I really don't need to be memed into a boil baggie

[Anonymous No.55347625]

>>55347570
How do you cope? Do you just live a lie too? Fuck you if you do.

[Anonymous No.55347629]

>>55347601
Commodities are notoriously rigged but that level of rigging is impossible

[Anonymous No.55347642]

>>55347095
EWJ is the most basic bitch, thoughtless option for retail.

[Anonymous No.55347650]

bros why are futures red already?

[Anonymous No.55347652]

>>55347618
MORE HECKIN RICK AND MORTY FUNKO POPS, STOP THE LE HECKIN HEDGIE CRIME

[Anonymous No.55347687]

Why didn't the market move today?

[Anonymous No.55347701]

are we dumping tomorrow? or bull run continue?

[Anonymous No.55347705]

>>55347650
they are red so that they can turn green by tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55347723]

WAKEY WAKEY SVEN, IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR YOUR DAILY HUMILIATION RITUAL!!!

[Anonymous No.55347730]

>>55347601
>tfw $6 cost basis
just hoping they at least let me break even on this

[Anonymous No.55347731]

>>55347687
Mfw they keep asking "why they closed" y'all done slept on Marfth, now Juneteenth? Disrespectful mufuggas

[Anonymous No.55347734]

Why is KO trading at 26.8x earnings? Do they make video cards now?

[Anonymous No.55347737]

>>55347731
UONE didn't pump and dump this year, so I consider that racist.

[Anonymous No.55347761]

>>55347734
they put AI in the soda.

[Anonymous No.55347765]

>>55347599
>Oh_no_no_no_no_wheeze.mp3

[Anonymous No.55347766]

Thinking of buying $MSNT now that Taurine is shown to reverse aging. Boomer meme manifested into reality. No surprise, memes manifest into reality a lot.
Can't believe my market was closed on my day off. Wanted to trade. Hate waging.

[Anonymous No.55347770]

>>55347601
Probably, something similar happened with USO a while back
>>55347642
anything leveraged?

[Anonymous No.55347777]

>>55347568
This is because Amazon's switched to plastic envelopes for more shit I bet.

[Anonymous No.55347784]

>>55347766
Checked. Nice digits.

I drink Monsters everyday instead of coffee, it's really the only "bad" thing I eat or drink regularly. I wonder if the Taurine study will hit major new and energy drink companies will run with it. I'm skeptical because they'd have to advertise it as 'healthy' and I don't think that will fly.

[Anonymous No.55347793]

WHY ARE FUTIES RED RED

[Anonymous No.55347800]

>>55347601
Fucking redditors, always looking for their next hit of short squeeze

[Anonymous No.55347804]

>>55347777
Wasted

[Anonymous No.55347810]

>>55347629
Its entirely possible considering we live in a world where the LME had to roll back a ton of winning positions to save, what was it a chink fund that was short nickel or palladium last year? Silver and Gold spoofing, JPM delivered bags of rocks marked as silver a while back.

[Anonymous No.55347834]

Anyone else watching sofi? I think they did her dirty on the last rally but I believe 10$ by Friday is possible

[Anonymous No.55347840]

>>55347834
I've been thinking about SOFI calls so I can make money off of student debt payments

[Anonymous No.55347854]

>>55347770
>anything leveraged?
Now you're speaking my language. EZJ.

[Anonymous No.55347865]

>>55347810
cope schizo. not possible. JPM didnt do that it was jsut theft

[Anonymous No.55347868]

>>55347642
DXJ if you want to get Japanese equity exposure while hedging the Yen

[Anonymous No.55347871]

>>55347766
>>55347784
I remember some nigger a quarter or two ago arguing with me that CELH wouldn't beat MNST. I doubt he was either of you but, if so, fuck you, I was right.

[Anonymous No.55347872]

>>55347834
$5 again. worthless trash company

[Anonymous No.55347877]

>>55347854
nice
>>55347865
uh huh sure it was Mr. Dimon

[Anonymous No.55347885]

To justify the current NVDA valuation is the equivalent of paying 1 million dollars for a company that makes $600 a month with daily press releases about AI. I don't know bros. I just don't know

[Anonymous No.55347891]

red pill me on how you use options to buy cheap shares and lower cost basis.

[Anonymous No.55347895]

>>55347885
Whats the NPV and discount rate?

[Anonymous No.55347900]

how hard are we pumping tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55347914]

>>55347891
$LeverageFromCall = ($CallDelta*$CallPrice)/$UnderlyingStockPrice

ezpz

[Anonymous No.55347923]

>>55347900
4500 is the target zone
>>55347810
Commodities are the closest thing to a publicly traded black market, the way contracts are configured and then turned into ETFs is highway robbery.

[Anonymous No.55347928]

>>55347891
>>55347914
You can also sell *puts* below the current price, at a cheap price you're willing to pay. But for me the money's in using calls to turn $1k into what's effectively $4k, $5k, $10k worth of shares.

[Anonymous No.55347953]

>>55347793
BUY THE DIP REDDIT

[Anonymous No.55347959]

YOUR SHIFT AT THE SHILL FARM STARTS IN EIGHT MINUTES, COME OUT AND PLAY SVEN!!!

[Anonymous No.55347993]

>>55347959
is sven in the room with us now?

[Anonymous No.55348014]

>>55347993
Sven, AKA putsRnotDaWae, AKA FOREX ANON, AKA "NAFO", AKA the Swedish Psychological Defense Agency, will be with us shortly. See also:

https://www.svt.se/nyheter/inrikes/svensk-myndighet-pa-plats-i-ukraina-bidrar-i-informationskrig-mot-ryssland

[Anonymous No.55348029]

>>55348014
interesting, i have all those names filtered so i never read their posts. its that easy anon.

[Anonymous No.55348035]

>>55347891
>Own shares of a company
>Write covered call spread
>When covered call spread exercises cost average becomes the price of the options contract
Congrats! Number go down!

[Anonymous No.55348049]

markets are based or cringe tomorrow? Yeah, I'm thinking based.

[Anonymous No.55348066]

>>55345506
china equity. invide Taiwan....delisted because the bad....i done Russia already so no thx

[Anonymous No.55348069]

>>55348049
heckin based chungus fellow 4channer epic for the win

[Anonymous No.55348088]

>>55348014
One of the most incompetent shills in existence. Dead is too good for him

[Anonymous No.55348093]

>>55347891
They're not cheap. they're leveraged, very key difference.

But it's cause ITM LEAPS are less expensive than 100 shares, with the same price exposure

[Anonymous No.55348106]

>>55348014
> Our authority does not engage in any type of troll war on the internet or anything like that. I think it is very important to underline that. One should probably rather see our authority's activities as the ones that the Swedish Armed Forces and the rest of Sweden do. We load the ammunition by giving advice and recommendations on methods, by supporting with our assessments and analyses. But it is Ukraine that defends its country.

Nice try schizo. It's just some guy having a laugh at your expense.

[Anonymous No.55348117]

>>55347237
US is buying to fill SPR at 70

[Anonymous No.55348123]

>>55348117
Yeah, all 12 million barrels of it.

[Anonymous No.55348128]

>>55348093
Yeah but outside of a few tickers, those options are illiquid as hell. You can buy but there is zero guarantee of being able to sell.

[Anonymous No.55348132]

>>55345465
and then everyone clapped

[Anonymous No.55348144]

Go watch it right now you cock smoking teabaggers

[Anonymous No.55348145]

>>55348128
Ok? But why would you sell if youre buying ITM LEAPS. And I doubt the spread is THAT bad. You might take a haircut but it's worth the leverage

[Anonymous No.55348146]

>>55348106
No sven is a plague that has haunted this website for way too long and it's really about time somebody murders his children and grandchildren

[Anonymous No.55348148]

>>55348035
>>When covered call spread exercises cost average becomes the price of the options contract
either my english is not good enough to understand this or you're missing a few commas

[Anonymous No.55348159]

>>55348093
buying calls is very cheap if done correctly lol

[Anonymous No.55348172]

>>55348123
the key is not the volume but the message to saudi. oil will not go lower

[Anonymous No.55348174]

>>55348159
Soxl is 1/3 the price as SOXX for its exposure so it's "cheap" too i guess

[Anonymous No.55348183]

>>55348144
let me guess....2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.55348185]

>>55348172
They are not going to trust any message from this administration. Ever.

They would literally rather ally with Iran than Biden's Jews.

[Anonymous No.55348192]

Someone tell me why I shouldn't just shove all my money in TQQQ for the next 40 years and then retire a trillionaire.

[Anonymous No.55348199]

>>55348192
In 40 years, a trillion dollars will be basically minimum wage

[Anonymous No.55348201]

What are we feeling for the market open boys

[Anonymous No.55348216]

>>55348201
Kickoff the road to SPX 4230, then we'll hit that EOM, then the Final Bounce.

[Anonymous No.55348220]

>>55348144
>ESL
I can't listen to him at all

[Anonymous No.55348221]

>>55348148
I think he means selling or exercising become the same as theta gets higher. If there is no volatility to sell itm, you can exercise... I've never seen a situation like that but I trade pocket change

[Anonymous No.55348223]

>>55348199

[Anonymous No.55348232]

>>55347601
>>>/gme/
>>>/bbbq/
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.55348239]

>>55348148
I think I’m only missing one comma. However, I probably could have phrased it better.

Let’s try “When the covered call spread exercises, the cost average should become equal to the price of the options contract.”

>>55348221
I’m really just referring to an accounting trick you can do on your brokerage account to make it seem like you bought the stock at a much lower price. I’ve accidentally done it on my Robinhood account a few times.

[Anonymous No.55348246]

>>55347097
>I was Norwood 6 by age 22, but I didn't start using finasteride until age 24.
Bullfucking shit you were NW6 by 22 and started fin at 24. I can believe you were NW 6 at 22 but there’s no fucking point of taking fin once you are a NW 6.
t. Started taking fin as a NW 1.5 at 21 and am now a NW 2 at 31.

[Anonymous No.55348296]

>>55347734
Because no one wants to hold the USD shitcoin

[Anonymous No.55348337]

>>55348069
Reddit going down has been the worst thing for 4chan. Please leave.

[Anonymous No.55348344]

>>55346407
>Pretty easy to see a 30-40% annualized return as a small trader with enough effort. That's a 10x return within a decade, even post-tax. 100k becomes 1 mil.
Look at this temporarily embarrassed millionaire.

[Anonymous No.55348359]

>>55348337
oh man so based and racist fuck teh redditers SHOOPDAWOOP

[Anonymous No.55348367]

>china lowers rates
>hang sen dumps
a glimpse into the future when powell decides to cut.

[Anonymous No.55348387]

>>55348367
because the world needs America to cut and then everyone pumps

[Anonymous No.55348396]

>Tranny janny thought he nailed me with a 2 day for saying the forbidden word
Happy nigger day, frens

[Anonymous No.55348400]

give me one good reason why the market should dump tomorrow. protip: you cant.

[Anonymous No.55348402]

>>55348400
Juneteenth nigger curse

[Anonymous No.55348413]

i asked some bitch on twitch if she would be down to snort the ashes of a holocaust victim with me, and she banned me from the chat can ya believe it.

[Anonymous No.55348418]

>>55346407
You'd have to be damn near clairvoyant to pull 30-40 percent out of the market annually over the next 10 years. If you can pull that off you can probably also walk on water

[Anonymous No.55348419]

Two days until the Summer Solstice
Is your portfolio ready?

[Anonymous No.55348427]

>>55348419
>Is your portfolio ready?
I'm going for have priced nachos/beer on Wednesday, quite excited.
I'm really hoping some of you *ACTUALLY* bought some calls/shares in NXE (Nexgen). Doubtful that it's too late, but you already missed a 20% runup from when I mentioned it.
URANIUM WILL PUMP, LADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55348428]

>>55348413
wow that is unbelievable what is the world coming to

[Anonymous No.55348433]

going to sleep early and setting my alarm at 8:30 exactly so i can timewarp to a time when the numbers will be doing stuff
god this weekend was so long

[Anonymous No.55348446]

What's the difference between return % and volatility % ???

[Anonymous No.55348447]

>>55348433
Eternal crabbing start tomorrow at 8:29am confirmed

[Anonymous No.55348457]

Can't believe nobody listened to my WEAT play. You fags are probably in CORN right now.

[Anonymous No.55348488]

>>55346336
I never really got hobbies either, my interest is either 0 or 100%
Guess i'm just autistic

[Anonymous No.55348495]

>>55347097
>>55348246
no, it’s true, my nigguh
I was a norwood 7 at 19 or 20, and now I have a full head at 37 thanks to fin and some transplants

[Anonymous No.55348509]

I also have a 10 inch long weiner, 8 digit networth, have never worked an honest day in my life, met albert einstein and beat him at chess as a kid, and slayed more than 23 different dragons during some vacation trips in australia (which is actually not a real place — it doesn’t exist)

[Anonymous No.55348514]

>>55348396
based

[Anonymous No.55348588]

blyat

[Anonymous No.55348590]

Did anyone else's dad recently tell them about a stock called Nvidia that's been going up a lot?

[Anonymous No.55348598]

>>55348400
blow off top

[Anonymous No.55348603]

>>55348419
It's fucking cold here for the next two days and I'm mad. I want HOT STEAMY BURNER WEATHER.

[Anonymous No.55348617]

>>55346446
I don't know when it'll happen, but the obvious max pain sequence of events definitely includes "catastrophic market crash right as boomers finally retire so they're left penniless", so something'll happen sometime soon.

[Anonymous No.55348662]

Stonks are so fetch

[Anonymous No.55348671]

>>55347391
Kek

[Anonymous No.55348686]

wotanic esoteric hitlerism made me a better trader

[Anonymous No.55348711]

I will make videos again when scoopsies and poem anon go out to dinner together and provide proof.

[Anonymous No.55348733]

>>55345465
bro that was 10 years ago...

[Anonymous No.55348736]

while you tech trannies are hoping you didn't buy the top of NVDA, Natty Braps are tooting along nicely toot toot toot

[FOREX ANON No.55348746]

>>55348144
He's an ESL Russian shill, he's not genuinely bearish hes a state sponsored actor spreading disinformation.

[Anonymous No.55348755]

>>55346661
Is four figure hell a thing? That’s where I am.

[Anonymous No.55348763]

>>55346976
golden swan event explain yourself anon

[Anonymous No.55348785]

Just so you guys know, this week will be terrible.

>June 14 (Reuters) - Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell will testify at the House of Representatives Financial Services Committee on June 21, panel Chair Patrick McHenry announced on Wednesday.

>It will be the first of two days of congressional hearings on the Fed’s twice-yearly report on U.S. monetary policy.

[Anonymous No.55348786]

futures are FUCKED

[Anonymous No.55348792]

>>55348785
Then Thursday is initial jobs claims data. Weeks with jobs data are always bad because no matter what the result is, it's bad speculation. Jobless claims down? July rate hike. Jobless claims up? Recession.

[Anonymous No.55348811]

>>55348686
Took you this long bro?

[Anonymous No.55348817]

>>55348711
Can we at least get a Short if they dm each other or something?

[Anonymous No.55348825]

>>55348785
>this week will be terrible.
Sorry bro we permanently high plateau now. Corrections are illegal

[Anonymous No.55348826]

>>55348817
Yes.

[Anonymous No.55348830]

IT"S UPP
https://youtu.be/dpttWrOcVWM
https://youtu.be/dpttWrOcVWM
https://youtu.be/dpttWrOcVWM
https://youtu.be/dpttWrOcVWM

[Anonymous No.55348844]

>>55348830
Got a good one for us tonight

[Anonymous No.55348854]

When’s the next ura-meme-ium pump and dump?

[Anonymous No.55348861]

>>55348223
Kek roachoids deserve the worst

[Anonymous No.55348901]

>>55348830
MUUUH LOOK AT THIS CHART THAT I ALWAYS SOMEHOW MANAGE TO READ WRONG DURRR BECOME A MEMBER AND PAY ME MONEY FOR MY USELESS ADVICE DURRRR

[Anonymous No.55348907]

>>55347734
>simply wall st
you know that's AI generated trash right

[Anonymous No.55348911]

>Beijing plans a new training facility in Cuba, raising prospect of Chinese troops on America’s doorstep - WSJ.

[Anonymous No.55348913]

>>55348400
No vix means no hedge means people sell instead of hold. Welcome to the old normal nigger

[Anonymous No.55348920]

>>55348418
>You'd have to be damn near clairvoyant to pull 30-40 percent out of the market annually over the next 10 years.
If we were talking about picking one basket of stocks and holding it for 10 years, I'd agree. Trading is another story.

[Anonymous No.55348934]

>>55348746
Sven, you're late! Did your wife's African bull beat you up again?

[Anonymous No.55348948]

>>55348911
Bidet will do nothing

[FOREX ANON No.55348994]

>>55348934
Hi schizo, I was busy shitting on the permabears in Maverick's comment section.

[Anonymous No.55349002]

>>55348994
Am I still allowed to become a Swedish citizen if I'm not a cuckold (or from Africa)?

[FOREX ANON No.55349005]

>>55349002
Sir, I'm American.

[Anonymous No.55349017]

>>55349005
How about you finally post that timestamped electrical outlet then?

[Anonymous No.55349059]

Oooooh boy, lots of posts means red day let's go

[Anonymous No.55349064]

new

>>55349058
>>55349058
>>55349058
>>55349058