/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.55325643]

Nigger Keeps Posting Porn in the OP Edition

>starting out
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>Brokers
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>Basic Boomer ETF investing
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https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Options resources
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https://libgen.rs/book/index.php?md5=3273C30FC0E98E61ABE0A24F2146CB74

>Educational sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>upcoming news and reports
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.earningswhispers.com/

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[Anonymous No.55325664]

>>55325643
and?

[Anonymous No.55325667]

>>55325643
Too early! Stop spamming retard! You fool! You maroon! The janny despises early bakers!

[Anonymous No.55325677]

imagine a holiday dedicated to worshipping a buncha moolies.

[Anonymous No.55325682]

>>55325643
Is it possible to be profitable trading VWAP indicator (very wet ass pussy)?

[Anonymous No.55325693]

>>55325667
Bump limit is literally fine as far as I know.

[Anonymous No.55325752]

Stock market rallies on new of stock market rallying

[Anonymous No.55325754]

How do I transfer money from my bank account into a brokerage account?

[Anonymous No.55325769]

>>55325754
There's a form you can fill out on the website

[Anonymous No.55325807]

>>55325754
top signal

[Anonymous No.55325821]

Did your parents teach you about personal finance or were they irresponsible retards?

[Anonymous No.55325834]

>>55325821
No.
I learned what not to do from them

[Anonymous No.55325841]

>there are anons buying oil and gas companies
Imagine buying into these companies knowing supply stays consistent with demand dropping as more people live in walkable cities and companies are reducing need for petroleum by replacing petroleum based materials with plant based alternatives that are carbon neutral or net negative. Its like they took an intro to economics course 101 and couldn't get past the supply and demand pricing charts. Like damn, how much diesel exhaust fume from your trugg did you inhale to cause that much brain damage? I really can't wait to look forward to the day I pass by them seething in their pods along with retarded link "marines" and XRPees that couldn't get past 8th grade mathematics and became so broke from their "investments" they beg for klaus schwab WEF shelters after their lifted "truggs" with MAGA flags got repo'd. Meanwhile I will be riding around in a tesla fucking their bitches cause I can read line graphs and press releases from companies.

[Anonymous No.55325853]

>>55325821
they forgot credit card reward maxing. it's financially rewarding if you don't pay interest and buy shit you would be buying anyways like gas and groceries. I pull a couple grand a year in SUBs and cash back. $0 interest paid to date.

[Anonymous No.55325857]

Bought soxl and tqqq calls, can we turbo pump on Tuesday?

[Anonymous No.55325877]

>>55325841
I didn't know we had "people" who work for the EIA administration here. Peak oil by 2028. lmfao

[Anonymous No.55325879]

>>55325752
>Soros_yes.jpeg
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reflexivity_(social_theory)#In_economics

[Anonymous No.55325888]

Market Closed for Nigger Day 2.0

[Anonymous No.55325889]

>>55325643
i m not like you. i don t fap to 10Y anime girl. i fap to 30Y anime girl reincarnated in 10Y body

[Anonymous No.55325905]

why is long straddle on 3x leveraged ETFs bad?

[Anonymous No.55325933]

>>55325905
Implied vol > realized vol

[Anonymous No.55325943]

Has there been something weird going on in the stock market? Because I've been financially horny lately

[Anonymous No.55326020]

>>55325643
FOMO in BOIL?

A lot of talk about recession being canceled, seems like a nice narrtive for NG to move higher for some little longer.

[Anonymous No.55326036]

>>55325888
the markets going to dump after nigger day like it always does
they (kikes etc) spent all of last week getting all the nigger money back into the market and now the civilized white man is gonna take that monkey money and put it back in their pockets where it belongs

[Anonymous No.55326046]

Is the option wheel strategy the infinite money cheat of the financial market? you sell puts, get premium. you sell calls and collect premium. you just switch it up and get premium, premium, premium. easy money.

[Anonymous No.55326052]

How do I make passive income by weekly trading 15k $?

[Anonymous No.55326055]

>>55326046
it works until the market makes a drastic move and wipes you out
better learn how to hedge that

[Anonymous No.55326056]

>>55325643
Someone please explain to me why the Market is so high? What happened to Inflation? What happened to the mass lay off? Why are we nearing ATH?

[Anonymous No.55326057]

My hike was really nice. I felt intune with the world. The river spoke to me, it said my puts will moon. It told me the fake pump cant defy nature. Also saw an owl.

[Anonymous No.55326063]

>>55326052
You don't do that by trading. You sell covered calls maybe or farm Vega or theta or something. Or maybe collect divvies..

but I'm a 1 figure trader

[Anonymous No.55326064]

>>55326056
if you actually look at the actual stock market youll see a lot of sectors are down on the year and theres a lot of weakness out there
what you have is the shit and poop 500 being carried by 3 companies
you tell me what it means

[Anonymous No.55326068]

>>55326055
so far i am not really greedy. i give myself atleast 10% difference to the strike prices. i can accept low premium in exhcange for safety.

[Anonymous No.55326086]

Give me a good stock to go long on that I can just ignore for half a year

[Anonymous No.55326094]

>>55325943
I've been meaning to ask: what's in your portfolio, hornyposter? PLBY? RICK?

[Anonymous No.55326097]

Why did everything just randomly start dumping last Friday?
I was a good 5% up on ADBE after good earnings then suddenly shit dumped for no reason whatsoever

[Anonymous No.55326103]

>>55326097
nobody wants to hold over 3 day weekend.

[Anonymous No.55326106]

>>55326097
When did you buy ADBE?

[Anonymous No.55326112]

>>55326094
Just tech stocks

[Anonymous No.55326122]

>>55326097
why is everything randomly up so high

[Anonymous No.55326135]

>>55326063
>farm Vega or theta or something
What does that mean?

[Anonymous No.55326138]

>>55326086
SOFI. not fucking meming. short term its absolute shit but in WITHIN 2 quarters they should be profitable. they are beating estimates every quarter so when that stock actually does there is going a nice pump from institutions. a profitable bank below 10 dollars? steal if you hold that motherfucker for divvies

[Anonymous No.55326142]

>>55326097
3 day weekend, probably crab downward Tuesday and it will look like an entry point for Wednesday to Friday rally.

[Anonymous No.55326153]

>>55326106
Monday, I was just in short-term for a potential +10% on good earnings + AI wank then pull out
Not really planning to hold it long-term since growth looks rather sluggish. There's better stuff to hold with more upside potential like unity or intel.
I was hoping to see ADBE at 530+ to take profits but now I'll just set my stop loss at my entry price and see what happens on Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.55326161]

>>55326135
It means selling options.

[Anonymous No.55326209]

>>55326135
I'm guessing you are new. You should stick around. Most people here are awful and have no idea what they're doing. But a few people can teach you things you'd never even know existed.

[Anonymous No.55326235]

I really shilled the absolute bottom on this. Did someone listen?

[Anonymous No.55326247]

>>55326209
i really want to short the whole tech bubble of the last weeks. soxl llooks like a nice target

[Anonymous No.55326291]

reminder that this is the time to get complacent and to return to normal

[Anonymous No.55326302]

>>55326291

[Anonymous No.55326314]

>>55326056
If we belive CPI data, the inflation is at 4% right now and expectaions of cpi at july 12 is 3.2%.

So it *seems* that FED is almost done and we might have no lending scenario.

[Anonymous No.55326317]

>>55326057
owls are cool

[Anonymous No.55326438]

>>55326056
>Why are we nearing ATH?
the pandemic is over for good, the weather is nice, ai is promising a bright future. it's time to buy stocks

[Anonymous No.55326454]

Micron earnings are in just 2 weeks. They must have done very well considering all their AI exposure huh. Better buy some because they are making so much money from chat gpt.

[Anonymous No.55326491]

>>55326317
Are we in an owl market yet?

[Anonymous No.55326504]

>>55326454
I don't know bobo. That china ban might not prove to be all that it is chalked up to be.

[Anonymous No.55326517]

>>55326454
>>55326504
Reminder that the current jeet traitor CEO was installed by a CCP glowop after the assassinated the previous founder/CEO.

[Anonymous No.55326531]

>>55326209
I know what The Greeks are, and what a LEAP option is etc. I have an option trading certificate. But what specific strategies vega and theta farming are is what I'm interested in.

[Anonymous No.55326537]

>>55326517
*they

He's in bed with the CCP and is a senior member in a bunch of CCP-sponsored trade organizations.

[Anonymous No.55326573]

Oy vey.

[Anonymous No.55326577]

>>55325643
>hands behind her head
>blood on her face
This is after anon breaks into the wall street firm that lost him his money huh.

[Anonymous No.55326585]

>check to see if I can get a personal loan
>bank says I can't
>okay
>next day I'm being spammed with emails about how they can totally get me a personal loan
I didn't even want a loan I just wanted to see what interest rates they were offering.

[Anonymous No.55326591]

>>55326585
lmao

[Anonymous No.55326592]

>>55326573
the chosen one

[Anonymous No.55326595]

>>55326573
Im starting to think that maybe these Caanite descendants are no good for society

[Anonymous No.55326600]

>>55326537
>pajeets are a based third wheel against china, they said

[Anonymous No.55326623]

>>55326573
I hope he gets fried.

[Anonymous No.55326719]

>>55326531
Stick around and ask people how to do them and someone will tell you. I would have posted another screen shot of someone explaining things to me but instead I'll post a picture related to the picture you've posted. Have fun.

[Anonymous No.55326732]

I went to SBUX and got a latte and a lil' sandwich
You SBUX holders better be grateful

[Anonymous No.55326780]

>>55326068
you can be right 95% of the time and still lose money

[Anonymous No.55326840]

>>55326719
misty was my first waifu, when i was like ten

[Anonymous No.55326887]

Sometimes I check out the names of the directors and executives

[Anonymous No.55326896]

>>55326732
Thank you for your $19

[Anonymous No.55326912]

Buy low.
Sell high.

[Anonymous No.55326962]

It's the weekend and I should be doing something but I'm probably just going to hang out here all day and play vidya. Why am I built this way?

[Anonymous No.55326999]

>>55326962
I hope your Taco Bell (YUM) was good
Work on your notes for a video
There better be an update soon

[Anonymous No.55327041]

>>55326999
It was good, I didn't order enough though which bummed me out. I'm also tired of the grilled cheese burrito. It's a shit item that they need to take off the menu.

[Anonymous No.55327052]

>>55327041
Don't you have any nice independent Mexican restaurants where some little old goblina lady makes the burritos?
There are several around here, and they're all really good, way better than Taco Bell or CMG, but maybe you can only get that on the west coast

[Anonymous No.55327100]

>needed a new tire
>needed tire pressure battery replaced
>mechanic replaced the TPMS battery for free
I feel richer than I ever have before.

[Anonymous No.55327108]

>>55327100
>car breaks down
>mechanic couldnt fix it within 3 weeks so all the work is free of charge
>he did like 6000 in repairs for free
I feel bad

[Anonymous No.55327155]

>>55327052
Oh for sure but they're all in Adrian and it was 10pm at night so taco bell was the only thing open. I loathe leaving my apartment for any other reason than going to work.

[Anonymous No.55327163]

what'd they do now

[Anonymous No.55327260]

any preferences for diversifying outside of the shit and piss?
emerging markets, asia, japan?

[Anonymous No.55327324]

Decided to pop my stock cherry and put in orders for the leaf Nvidia hedged stock and Rumble (hoping some announcement of Tucker moving there happens and it balloons). Am I a moron.

[Anonymous No.55327370]

>>55327324
Tucker went to Twitter. No point in holding rumble. Plus nobody uses rumble.

[Anonymous No.55327384]

Quick question. Im an Eurofag that uses the following index funds:

Vanguard Global Stock Index Fund EUR Acc - IE00B03HD191

Vanguard Global Bond Index Fund EUR Hedged Acc - IE00B18GC888

Does anyone know how I can I load these charts on tradingview?

[Anonymous No.55327406]

>>55326573
>Federal prosecutors in New York said they would drop several criminal charges, at least for now, against disgraced crypto executive Sam Bankman-Fried if the judge agrees to try him later on those charges.
Nothing. Burger.

[Anonymous No.55327417]

>>55326962
You are your habits

[Anonymous No.55327473]

>>55327384
No, but if you search using the ISIN on Yahoo Finance you can use their charts.

[Anonymous No.55327503]

Anyone invested in Fabrinet? The financials look pretty good and it has a nice p/e ratio.

[Anonymous No.55327509]

is there usually some volatility on juneteenth for the nasdaq 100 companies? i bought some retarded derivatives that i can sell on monday

[Anonymous No.55327513]

>>55327406
And that folks is why you bribe both political parties equally

[Anonymous No.55327534]

I just took a massive post gym shit that has left me with the shakes. Thank you for reading my blog.

[Anonymous No.55327564]

>>55327384
They're all the same charts man

[Anonymous No.55327594]

>>55325821
They were irresponsible retards

[Anonymous No.55327676]

>>55327534
Based. Sitting on the toilet right now rocking it’s world

[Anonymous No.55327678]

> charts
gay
> numbers
super gay
> trusting your gut
cool as fuck

[Anonymous No.55327716]

>>55325682
VWAP is broken since the majority of shares are traded in the first minute of the day. Sometimes it reverts, but it doesn't have to. Low volume for the rest of the day pushes the market wherever (they) want. Sometimes that is back to the VWAP, a lot of times it's not.

[Anonymous No.55327724]

the drop 2 years ago was signalled by every prostitute on onlyfans suddenly talking about gme, i'll make sure to continue monitoring them to see if they start getting upity again

[Anonymous No.55327727]

>>55326052
You have to win far too often tofeasibly reliably make any worthwhile money on 15k weekly. You could flip it a couple times if you’re lucky but you’d be lucky enough just to break even making the types of trades you would have to be making multiples times a week or day even

[Anonymous No.55327797]

>>55327503
Was. But I suspect we're at the end of the road for 2nd tier AI/SOXX type plays. Not enough dumb money left to flow in and definitely not enough actual economic use.

[Anonymous No.55327799]

>>55327509
The markets are closed on No Father's Day.

[Anonymous No.55327809]

>>55326046
>sell put
>stock falls through the center of the earth
>now holding massive bags
>calls above your basis are now worthless and you'd realize a loss by selling them
or
>sell put
>stock pumps 40%
>you get to watch from the side with all your cash tied up for a 1% or less premium

[Anonymous No.55327813]

>>55326302
Buy in 2023, sell in 2026?

[Anonymous No.55327817]

With 9 trading days to go, the Nasdaq 100 is up 37.88% in the first half of the year. If it stays that high or higher, there will have only ever been one six month candle greener than this in the entire history of the NDQ: second half 1999.

As for first-halfs, this is already the biggest pump ever by 4 percentage points so far (beating '87, '98, and 95.)

Tick tock, mumoids.

[Anonymous No.55327823]

>>55325821
They never sat me down and explained everything to me so I missed some useful things like tax sheltered accounts, but I picked up a lot and learned from good examples.

[Anonymous No.55327847]

>>55327406
>Nothing. Burger.
Anything to protect the oligarchs who rule America, right?

[Anonymous No.55327848]

>>55325821
They're fairly good at saving but still got fleeced by mutual funds for decades

[Anonymous No.55327860]

>>55327809
still better than buying 0 DTs like a retarded wallstreet plebbitor.

[Anonymous No.55327886]

>>55325821
Retards BUT everything I learned I learned from doing the opposite of what they did so in a round about way they helped and I am thankful for that

[Anonymous No.55327889]

>>55327860
if I had the assets i'd just be sellings 0dtes, it feels like the endgame of options strategies

[Anonymous No.55327913]

>>55327889
will look into this. would be nice to collect premium on a weekly basis. daily would be a dream.

[Anonymous No.55327980]

>>55325857
I did the same, SOXL has been trading in that 25-27 range all week, I bought 25 strike calls at the Friday close hoping for a move back up to 27.

[Anonymous No.55328033]

>>55325857
no there's no bullish catalysts, no hike was priced in so we have to wait until july for something bullish to happen to get SOXL on its next leg up, so SOXL dumps and crabs, BOIL is the play for the next 2-3 weeks.

[Anonymous No.55328091]

>be me, gigachad autist
>all in nvda in 2020 cuz of dream
>cash out yesterday
>finally look for a house
>meet qt3.14 agent, big ass tits, tight skirt
>asks me how I’m gonna pay for the house
>c-c- cash
>she literally starts dripping pussy juice down her legs
>grabs me and pulls my dick out and rides me like a cowgirl
>cum twice inside her
>tell her I’ll buy the house and run to my car and take off


Women are so easy, bros

[Anonymous No.55328128]

>>55327534
Too much caffine would do that to you

[Anonymous No.55328129]

>>55328033
check the 5 day chart, every time we've dipped below $25 on SOXL it immediately gets wicked up, there's so much support at the level we closed at that a bounce back reads as obvious.
>inb4 TA on leveraged funds
big round numbers like $25 are still psychologically important to traders

[Anonymous No.55328150]

>>55328129
TA is a meme for discord trannies

[Anonymous No.55328159]

>>55328033
fat ass order block between 23.10 and 26 from last june

[Anonymous No.55328167]

>>55328150
and people setting limit buys is a real thing. during a bullish uptrend there's no reason to expect a dip in price below established levels of strong support.

[Anonymous No.55328185]

>>55328167
kek this. unironically have orders between $25 and $24 right now.

[Anonymous No.55328186]

>>55325643
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[Anonymous No.55328221]

>>55328159
>>55328167
SOXL's value isn't determined by its chart set up but by the underlying assets in its basket, most of them are going to dip and crab for the next 2 weeks until we enter July. There is absolutely nothing going on for the next 2 weeks and the rally is running hot, it will pull back and continue in July and into August before September hike when summer inflation numbers reaches the Fed.

[Anonymous No.55328255]

>>55328033
yes goy, get into BOIL. BOIL is the one! I know it hurt you before, worse than anything had ever hurt you before, but now, now is the time to get your money back! Those monthly futures contract rollovers that gouge you with an automatic 5-10% hit, just ignore that.

[Anonymous No.55328257]

>>55328221
basically every stock that makes up SOXL is sitting below analyst price targets and the catalyst is money pumping in now to beat next quarterly reports, MU report comes out in 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.55328281]

Theoretically, do covered call strategies provide additional expected return over simply holding a stock? I am simply looking at what would maximize expected returns over the long run.

[Anonymous No.55328296]

>>55328255
Natty gas supply is tightening and demand is increasing into a heatwave, its that simple.
>>55328257
>analysts price targets
how new are you? Thanks for the MU tip though, I'll buy SOXL calls on Friday after the red week is over.

[Anonymous No.55328301]

>>55328281
yes if you time your sales right. sell covered calls way OTM on rips, close them on dips, repeat

[Anonymous No.55328307]

>>55325821
they all fucked up at multiple key points in their lives
>grandpa had a bunch of money but blew it all on gambling on cock fights or some shit and family's net worth ended at $0
>mom had kids too young (16), which immediately made her liable to 20+ years of wageslaving to feed the family
>through this time she didn't set a single penny aside for saving, long-term investments or anything of the sort
>then she went and had me when she was like 35
>now she's nearing 60 with zero net worth besides maybe her car
>my older siblings didn't learn shit, brother is 40 and still living with her, his net worth is also zero, also had kids young
>older sister had no kids but undertook massive student debt to do a useless master's degree abroad and is now wageslaving for it, her net worth is 0 although at least she got a married to a dude who inherited a house
with these wonderful failure examples around and after experiencing extreme poverty at a young age i just try to save and make every penny be worth as much as possible

[Anonymous No.55328319]

>>55325889
What do 10 year yields and 30 year yields have to do with anime girls?

[Anonymous No.55328325]

>>55328296
>how new are you?
you're the one saying that a bullish rally needs a catalyst to continue rather than that it would take a catalyst to turn bearish.

[Anonymous No.55328332]

>>55328307
ah, forgot about my dad
>had good education, family was well-off
>met my mother who was like 8 years older than him and with 2 kids
>proceeded to waste years keeping them alive, then had me
>got separted from my mother and lived with his parents for a while while he saved up for a house (good)
>bought the house, then proceeded to get married to a girl 20 years younger who quite literally swindled him out of all of his savings then left him
>he's now some church pastor or some shit

[Anonymous No.55328341]

>>55325643
Why did the market tumble? Had made $500 on BVLL etf's earlier in the week until Friday.

Should I diversify with some more gold/silver?

[Anonymous No.55328343]

>>55328325
Analyst ratings do not matter and yes we're out of catalysts for the time being because all the catalysts we've had happened, its just a small cool off.

[Anonymous No.55328350]

>>55328301
How long dated of options is best for this? 1 week, 2 weeks, 1 month?

[Anonymous No.55328364]

>>55328343
the pullback happened 2 weeks ago when everyone and their mother joined the nvidia long/short war after it priced up $100 from a single call and the bears lost, from previous peak to trough there was a $4 move to the downside and there's only been a $1.25 move to the upside on the breakout, we're just going higher.

[Anonymous No.55328383]

>>55328350
depends on why you're selling covered calls in the first place. some people sell covered calls because they want income in which case weekly probably makes the most sense, some people sell covered calls because they actually want to get out of a position in which case selling monthlies and hoping you get called makes the most sense.

[Anonymous No.55328395]

>>55327809
This is some direction brain retardedness, if you a pick a non retarded stock most of the time it crabs. And your money isn't "tied up" you can buy back the put at any time assuming liquidity which many chains have. In the deep OTM situation the extrinsic value is gone and you can get it back for pennies.
And to the downside you shouldn't be selling puts on shit you can't afford or aren't willing to average down on, that way you don't get stuck.

[Anonymous No.55328398]

>>55328364
Going higher later after the nigger holiday week dip.

[Anonymous No.55328416]

>>55328296
Yeah, and the same fucking thing happened a couple months ago. Popped massively then dumped right back. durrrr, "supply is tightening." Uh huh. This shit just travels in a range between $2-$3, except when in a crisis, and just bobs up and down randomly literally based on the weather, meanwhile you get absolutely raped in the ass by giant black dick once a month when the contracts roll over with insane contango. If someone had just told me 3 or 4 simple facts about this garbage I would have never bought into the fucking fartgas meme, but instead dicksuckers like you talked me into it with your know-nothing bullshit. For anyone else: for God's sake, do not EVER trade natural gas or natgas-based ETFs, in either direction. Just trust me.

[Anonymous No.55328421]

>>55328281
If the stock rips then no. But you seem like a beginner and I would stick to covered calls until you git gud at knowing when a stock is gonna rip. Aren't you the guy that was asking about covered calls on dividend stocks?

[Anonymous No.55328423]

>>55328341
>CURE, SOXL, FAS, UPRO
kino, no UTSL?

[Anonymous No.55328428]

>>55328398
europe is open monday, that's why long weekends are unironically a bearish thing: noone can sell their stocks for a day. Noone is hanging on the locks to buy, but they are to sell.

[Anonymous No.55328434]

>>55328423
>>55328341
>UTSL
thanks for this. Adding to portfolio.

[Anonymous No.55328454]

>>55328416
You're assuming I'm buying and holding and now just trading the short term like you're supposed to with BOIL
>waaaah I lost money listening to other people because I'm too stupid to do the bare minimum DD on my end
another retard poster that will be gone soon when he blows up the rest of his account god willing.
>>55328428
short weeks are bearish but now that I know MU has earnings the week after I'm revising my timetable to dip next week and then pump resumes week after.

[Anonymous No.55328464]

>>55328454
>You're assuming I'm buying and holding and now just trading the short term like you're supposed to with BOIL

I'm sure you'll time it perfectly, hon.

[Anonymous No.55328482]

>>55328464
I'm sure I'll dump my calls in a week or two for a stack of cash that's what I'm sure of

[Anonymous No.55328486]

>>55328398
after what was close to a two week pullback the technicals just don't really support it and you're not making any real argument other than "investors will lose interest because no news".
the market is being hardcore driven by greed rn. the meta isn't about reacting to catalysts it's about getting in before them.
the street is expecting the sector as a whole to put on gains of about 25% before NVIDIA's next earnings call and any fat earnings or guidance beat before then could trigger that overnight. i'm betting greed prevents us from going any lower than $25 in the short term

[Anonymous No.55328525]

>>55328486
what two week pull back? NVDA reached a new ATH last week. 4 days next week where shit dips and crabs doesn't mean things aren't driven by greed, taking profits on a short bearish week where fuck all is going on to buy the dip before the pump continues is as greedy as it gets.

[Anonymous No.55328534]

>>55328482
>Saturday: *this post*
>Sunday: */NG gaps down 5% when the forecast changes.*

[Anonymous No.55328560]

>>55328534
The heat wave is already underway

[Anonymous No.55328563]

I hate this fucking economy. Just spent 2 hours at the mall looking for a pair of shoes that's just... normal and bland. Couldn't find anything that I wanted. So now I have to keep wearing my pair with holes in the bottom until... idk when. Maybe I'm not meant to live int his economy

[Anonymous No.55328584]

>>55328563
feeling the same
I just want an ugly sweater that'll last me 10 years
I dont care about ABERPOSTALE 1989 - PURE FAGGOTRY shit

[Anonymous No.55328605]

>>55328421
That wasn't me, but I was probably going to write a covered call on my ABBV. I don't want to risk reducing my shares on my growth holdings, but since I hold ABBV for dividends anyways I don't mind so much.

[Anonymous No.55328611]

>>55326046
Options wheeling is giga based and you're a chad for doing it.
>Theta is your friend, playing weeklies not only nets you more premium than monthlies but your contracts sold are near stress free as opposed to the traditional option buyer
>get to play along with the market maker, not against them
>will never get fucked if the stock crabs, meanwhile a crab market makes bobos and mumus seethe
>surprisingly simple strategy, also very easy to hedge against (can use protective puts and buy limits to minimize losses)
>easy to diversify risks without ever having to actually own a multitude of stock
>high volatility stocks nets you more premium and higher earnings than the retarded faggot permabears that blindly buy your puts

The only "downside" is if the stock goes up or down too fast
But if it goes up
>you still made profit
If it goes down
>easy to exit with minimal losses as long as you know how and when to hedge
The reddit tier Theta gang faggots that spew the adage "but you're picking up pennies in front of a steamroller" can get absolutely fucked.

[Anonymous No.55328616]

>>55328341
>>55328434
Are you seriously just trying to collect everything here? https://etfdb.com/etfdb-category/leveraged-equities/

[Anonymous No.55328618]

>>55328525
right here, also i'll spoonfeed you another bit of info, nvidia's annual shareholder meeting is thursday so you should anticipate a pump in volume all week. with a pump in volume i dont see how we go down from current levels.

[Anonymous No.55328639]

>>55328618
Oh shit guess I'll long SOXL again on Tuesday

[Anonymous No.55328669]

>>55328611
It gets even more based once you use it to fuel the barbell method, or an iron butterfly that captures the upside of black swans. Example:
+2 Call
-1 Call
-1 Put
+ 2 Put

[Anonymous No.55328674]

>>55328611
the downside is you think theta is your friend but it's actually working against you the hardest as an options seller. because on a long enough timeline you're dead and you never made sick gains because you spent your whole life selling options.

[Anonymous No.55328686]

>>55328639
>Oh shit guess I'll long SOXL again on Tuesday
now apologize for implying i was wrong to be holding over the weekend, because we're gapping up before tuesday

[Anonymous No.55328701]

>>55328674
I'm up 30% percent on the year from selling options. Meanwhile people get fucking heemed from trying to make "sick gains" they didn't hedge against, like the retards that bet against NVDA or TSLA or the heights meme stocks where at. I will never be dead because I'm not some retard that's going to get his portfolio wiped on one bad play. Slow and steady still wins the race.

[Anonymous No.55328705]

>>55328616
>>55328434
Kind of yes.

[Anonymous No.55328711]

>>55328686
No we still dip on Tuesday because hungover traders from monday weekend

[Anonymous No.55328715]

Is HH right about GBTC? I’m finna add it to my IRA.

Why does it trade at such a valuation?

[Anonymous No.55328722]

>>55328705
OK, well don't be afraid to diversify into all asset classes: https://etfdb.com/themes/leveraged-3x-etfs/

[Anonymous No.55328726]

>>55328701
>I'm up 30% percent on the year from selling options
you realize people who bought the NASDAQ are up 40% on the year right? you're not a genius you're an underperformer.

[Anonymous No.55328730]

>>55328722
What type of asset allocation should I set it at? Of course, certain sectors will outperform others.

[Anonymous No.55328735]

>>55328726
>just time the market bro
You're a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.55328749]

>>55328735
>just brag about putting on less gains than the market bro
lmao, to be fair this is the true hedge fund mentality

[Anonymous No.55328772]

>>55328730
For the next month or so I personally expect significant outperformance in the "Bear" and "Inverse" asset classes.

[Anonymous No.55328785]

Looking at the weekly, we've peaked at just under the March 27, 2022 weekly bottom where it began to horrendously fucking dump immediately after that (April 1st). Most likely this is the local top and we will retrace back to 4150 on the S and P. This will lead to bear celebrations, but bulls will cope by saying "heh bears are celebrating the market going back to where it was in May heheheh". It will probably 'bottom' around July 7th, after a short beginning of summer dump down 7%. It will then trot upwards to about 4700 before september, just under the all time high, before a violent retrace in september back to 4200.

[Anonymous No.55328786]

>>55328772
>>55328730
Inverse for which? Isn't it far more likely for the BULL leveraged ETF's to outperform?

My portfolios:
>https://m1.finance/2bbHc1TYiHg8
>https://m1.finance/2bbHc1TYiHg8

[Anonymous No.55328817]

>>55328749
>just grab your crystalball next time
Still made gains fagtron and will continue to do so whenever the market crabs or rises.

[Anonymous No.55328893]

WHat's the movie for /smg/ movie nite tonight?

[Anonymous No.55328903]

Money, get away
Get a good job with more pay and you're okay
Money, it's a gas
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
New car, caviar, four-star daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team

[Anonymous No.55328937]

>>55328893
Tonight we are watching human centipede 2 (full sequence)

[Anonymous No.55328968]

>>55328785
What about AI?

[Anonymous No.55329041]

major red monday incoming.

[Anonymous No.55329056]

>>55325643
Everyone. Is the Real Estate market going to crash? Figure that's the only Bear fund I should be buying (DRV, REK, SRS). Same with the dollar (UDN)?

[Anonymous No.55329076]

>>55329041
source on this george washington cosplayer

[Anonymous No.55329108]

>>55329056
DXY wont dip below 100 but real estate is going lower

[Anonymous No.55329131]

>>55329076
>george washington cosplayer

[Anonymous No.55329171]

>>55329056
I think it might stagnate for a year but not crash. Too many people waiting with cash to make an investment

[Anonymous No.55329198]

>>55325643
You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.55329352]

He bought?

[Anonymous No.55329416]

>>55327716
thanks. I noticed on Friday, VWAP stayed at the top of the range, despite price only touching it 2x for the day.

[Anonymous No.55329461]

>>55329198
Nope. I definitely am getting my calls executed though.

[Anonymous No.55329470]

>>55328785
We're in a gamma squeeze, no indication it's done yet. Calls are still being bought, which means option sellers (the non stupid ones anyway) are buying underlying to offset their negative delta. This will eventually reverse, but I am not holding my breath waiting for that happen.

[Anonymous No.55329487]

>>55328674
There are markets where selling premium makes a ton of sense. For instance when the market went sideways for weeks on end this spring.

[Anonymous No.55329567]

Does Fidelity peddle the same ESG slop as Vanguard and Blackrock

[Anonymous No.55329624]

>>55325821
I manage my mothers money and have her in 2x nasdaq 100. To the moon. Reddit on!

[Anonymous No.55329632]

>>55326138
I'm kicking myself in the nuts for not selling my itm calls when sofi was 10 Wednesday but I might just exercise. 15$ or more by eoy is possible

[Anonymous No.55329634]

>>55329461
>went short calls
>doesnt even know it's called exercised
my my my

[Anonymous No.55329642]

>>55328937
Great! I wish i didnt have eyes.

[Anonymous No.55329689]

>>55329041
it's black Monday anon

[Anonymous No.55329711]

>>55325821
I was always frugal, but my parents never taught me about low-risk investment or compounding interest, which would've been really helpful when I got my first job.
However, they did set me up with a credit card for buying gas which helped me build credit early on.

[Anonymous No.55329714]

WTF Monday is an actual federal holiday, I thought it was a bullshit meme holiday like cinco de mayo. Those people get a whole month a holiday?!

[Anonymous No.55329726]

how fucked are my following calls?
>MSFT 357.5 exp 6/23
>QQQ 380 exp 6/23
^I am down like 60% on this shitter
>SPY 442 exp 6/30

[Anonymous No.55329737]

>>55329726
you waited a long time to hop on the fomo train. but I think we can go that high with a 75% chance of success. depends on your breakeven not the strike

[Anonymous No.55329761]

>>55329198
That's my female broker and i have instructed her to make every trade a short from now on. She is not allowed to long anything other than the vix.

[Anonymous No.55329778]

>>55329726
I think you will see green days but expire otm. play accordingly.

[Anonymous No.55329828]

>>55329714
>Those people
Who's against a holiday and for slavery? Kys

[Anonymous No.55329851]

>>55329828
Me, they shouldn't be closing the market for any bullshit "holiday" and especially not nigger day. Those lazy bankers need to get back to work providing (((liquidity))).

[Anonymous No.55329867]

>>55329851
Gosh you're sad. Do you use the "n word" outside the internet? Post your red portfolio you want the bankers to "liquidate."

[Anonymous No.55329882]

>>55329867
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qs1xkwmeJdk

[Anonymous No.55329946]

I use my free time at work to monitor the market and fiddle with stocks
What the FUCK am I supposed to do when I have to work but Americans decided to do jackshit for a whole day?

[Anonymous No.55329956]

>>55329946
Silence europoor. Speak when spoken to.

[Anonymous No.55329970]

>>55329946
i play chess at work

[Anonymous No.55329977]

https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/14an4jg/the_market_has_gone_up_over_30_since_michael/

Burry sisters... they're laughing at us

[Anonymous No.55330023]

Went out for a steak dinner to celebrate my investments in the NASDAQ.
Spent $118 on myself.
Way more than I'm worth.
It was good though (also got fried oysters, they were good too).

[xibalba No.55330040]

>>55330023
you need to invest in some pussy. probably ate that nice dinner alone like a VIRGIN

[Anonymous No.55330047]

>>55330040
>probably ate that nice dinner alone
I did, because I have no friends or gf
>>55330040
>like a VIRGIN
I'm not a virgin... but like one? Yeah, sure. I am pathetic

[Anonymous No.55330061]

today i sleep

[xibalba No.55330074]

next week is crucial to my financial state and conditions going forward. either im gonna make it or im completely bust.

[Anonymous No.55330081]

The next 24 hours are crucial for the Grayscale Bitcoin Trust.

[Anonymous No.55330091]

>>55330081
QRD?

[Anonymous No.55330096]

So like...I bought more.

[Anonymous No.55330111]

>>55329946
I use my time at work to catch up on my masturbation.

[Anonymous No.55330120]

>>55330023
Did you at least have someone to dine with poem anon?

[Anonymous No.55330125]

>>55329867
Kek you sound like that "puts are not the way" faggot who loves Biden. I'm a trader I don't have a portfolio, nigger.

[Anonymous No.55330131]

>>55330120
No, like I said here >>55330047

[Anonymous No.55330142]

I knew about bitcoin since 2010. Used it for the first time in 2012. I also started with generous inheritance at the age of 22.

Eleven years later and I still haven't made it. In fact comparing my net worth to M2 I lost nearly 50%.

Anons if you feel bad about yourselves always remember there are retards like me.

[Anonymous No.55330152]

>>55330131
I don't like hearing that my friends are eating alone. Please link up with scoopsies so you don't have to eat by yourself. I hope the server was nice to you. They can sometimes be shitty when they see a 1 top come in.

[Anonymous No.55330171]

Admit it, you doubted the once in a generation Biden bull run

[Anonymous No.55330185]

>>55330171
miss him

[Anonymous No.55330195]

>>55330171
What scares me is he's still polling ahead of trump in 2024. Desantis please save us.

[Anonymous No.55330234]

16 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Luc Besson's La Femme Nikita (1990)!

[Anonymous No.55330238]

>>55330234
Wrong, we're watching human centipede 2

[Anonymous No.55330260]

I wonder if they are using current data in this article. If so, lmao.

[Anonymous No.55330263]

>>55330152
Scoops lives in the city, I'll probably never see him. Also, I ate at the bar. The bartender was polite, but not especially nice or friendly. That's usually the best that I can expect since I probably look miserable all the time.

[Anonymous No.55330277]

>>55330263
One of these days we'll have dinner together. Hopefully the /smg/ meetup happens one day and you can be amongst friends

[Anonymous No.55330280]

>>55330277
nobody is going to that meet up and risking getting molested

[Anonymous No.55330287]

>>55330023
poem anon you should go to a place called Twin Peaks in Renton. The servers wear bikinis and you can see their soft buttcheeks and boobies

[Anonymous No.55330288]

>>55330280
I'd go to the meetup, I'd even kick in money, but like I always said as long as someone else does all the planning. I don't want to be a part of that, because I'm terrible at it

[Anonymous No.55330292]

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is La Femme Nikita (1990)!

[Anonymous No.55330301]

>>55330287
Ok, thanks. Next time I drive down to Ikea maybe I will check it out. Though I doubt they like creepy guys coming in alone. I felt bad enough at the restaurant I went to this evening, because the waitresses there all wore short black dresses. One of them looked at me like I was a pathetic loser.

[Anonymous No.55330320]

>>55330091
It’s uhhhh a trust that holds bitcorn, the orange thing. It uhhhhh might become an etf I think.

[Anonymous No.55330322]

>>55330280
Only select few have to worry about their bussies.
>>55330288
Hopefully one day we can hang out poem anon.

[Anonymous No.55330330]

>>55330195
Polls don't mean shit, remember 2016?

[Anonymous No.55330347]

>>55329726
NVDA 330p exp 6/30
SPY 465c exp 7/14
PLTR 24c exp 8/18

[Anonymous No.55330438]

>look at porn
>see black dick
>asshole feels itchy
Stocks for this feeling?

[Anonymous No.55330453]

>>55330438
just buy that dewoming medication that was supposed to help with covid, I be there's tons of overstock that needs to be liquidated now

[Anonymous No.55330525]

>>55330142
wow that is terrible. what happened?

[Anonymous No.55330625]

>>55330525
Just me being a retard. Not buying bitcoin in larger amounts when I should have been buying and not selling when I should have been selling. Also very low discipline, been emotionally overtrading.

[Anonymous No.55330648]

>>55330260
According to wiki, US pension plans peaked in value during 2021, and will run out of money by 2034 or something and it seems damn sure of it.
>inb4 covid was manufactured to kill off boomers so they didnt have to pay out

[Anonymous No.55330681]

>>55330648
If they had just said covid was intended to wipe out the boomers I would have been all for it

[Anonymous No.55330687]

>>55325841
The only possible way you are right is if we increase nuclear power production by thousands of percent, it’s possible that’s why I also brought uranium aswell as oil and gas

[Anonymous No.55330693]

>>55330681
i tried to convince other young people that we should refuse to mask and spread covid so it would wipe out the elderly ushering in a new era of affordable housing and low taxes but no one would listen to me

[Anonymous No.55330808]

i'm thinking of slurping sofi until it reaches 7.50
then slurp the dip and hold until 20

[Anonymous No.55330813]

late night bump

[Anonymous No.55330815]

sometimes stocks go down

[Anonymous No.55330816]

>>55330808
i meant shorting sofi until it reaches 7.50

[Anonymous No.55330821]

>>55330815
lies and slander

[Anonymous No.55330830]

Attention, this post is a pure FUD: >>55330815

[Anonymous No.55330833]

>>55328715

[Anonymous No.55330838]

Leafs... what is a good Canadian friendly place to trade options with a low entry point?
looking for something with a visual trade builder like picrel.
>on WealthSimple but its basic as fuck.

[Anonymous No.55330883]

>>55324797
shut up

[Anonymous No.55330886]

>>55325643
Anons talk me out of buying CCL stock

[Anonymous No.55330899]

>>55330886
No. Do what you want

[Anonymous No.55330910]

>>55330838
I use Questrade but the fees seem high for options, $9.95 per txn and $1/contract

[Anonymous No.55330922]

>>55330910
and 1000$ min so fuck that.

[Anonymous No.55330995]

>>55330886
You should totally buy and hold a stock with 80 RSI on daily. After all bears are pussies and line goes up, always.

[Anonymous No.55331114]

>>55330815
stocks only go up

[Anonymous No.55331156]

>>55330815
But not for very long.
Checkmate bobos

[Anonymous No.55331166]

>>55326046
>Is the option wheel strategy the infinite money cheat of the financial market?
It's not. If you think you are then you don't know shit. See >>55326055 >>55327809

This guy is a retard and listening to him will lose you all your money. You can tell he's retarded by how he talks and thinks options is some sure win. >>55328611

Options isn't like fucking investing where the market is constantly growing and underlying companies will improve meaning you have higher odds of winning. It's LITERALLY gambling at the poker table. It's a zero sum game with the deal taking their cut. Not saying you can't make money selling options, but if you do it don't get too greedy and think it's a steady winner. It's more like side tool you add on to normal investing to increase profits or decrease risk at opportune times.

Currently sold covered SLV upside calls and cash-covered BAC downside naked puts. Running market neutral to bullish in the long run but thinking we might have a correction soon since we've ran up pretty hard right now. Might want to sell my UPRO or do some more covered calls.

[Anonymous No.55331178]

>>55330815
Sometimes like the last year or so?
Maybe we'll go down another 20% from here?

W/e you want to believe bobo. Just remember markets generally go up.

[Anonymous No.55331256]

best place to get an Options demo account?

[Anonymous No.55331446]

>>55329567
https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/stacey-lennox/2022/12/08/vanguard-backs-down-from-esg-investing-heres-why-n1651747

[Anonymous No.55331460]

>>55331166
>calling others retarded
>cash-covered BAC downside naked puts.
Wew lad.

[Anonymous No.55331509]

I had a social outing and only spilled minimal amounts of spaghetti (they will probably never talk to me again).

[Anonymous No.55331536]

>>55329041
monday is closed you stupid idiot

[Anonymous No.55331538]

>>55331536
say that to my face tough guy

[Anonymous No.55331541]

>>55331256
put $100 in a TD ameritrade account and you'll get free realtime quotes and paper trading

[Anonymous No.55331548]

>>55331538
monday is closed and you are stupid for not knowing.

[Anonymous No.55331552]

>>55331548
I was only 'pretending' that Juneteenth wasn't a real holiday.

[Anonymous No.55331562]

>>55331552
>I was only pretending to be retarded

[Anonymous No.55331564]

>>55331562
exactly. jokes on you.

[Anonymous No.55331573]

>>55331166
you sound like pussy ass bitch 30 year old boomer faggot. you think you know, but you know nothing.

[Anonymous No.55331579]

>>55331564
>Juneteenth
you celebrate nigger day, jokes are on you, amerifren.

[Anonymous No.55331583]

>>55331579
I don't celebrate it and I only know that it has to do with something about niggers in texas staying slaves for a year after it was abolished because nobody told them.

[Anonymous No.55331595]

can you cool it with the racism please? i'm just 13 years old and want to learn about sick option plays

[Anonymous No.55331608]

>>55331595
too old. go back to facebook.

[Anonymous No.55331685]

>>55331595
Ay yooooo options b bussin no cap LMAO

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55331692]

>>55331685
oh fucking shit lmao I was literally about to link that channel

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55331732]

>>55330152
>>55330263
what’d I miss?

>>55330280
yee.
jonny fat hands has been after my tight little ass for fucking YEARS

[Anonymous No.55331745]

From 1 - 10 how pathetic it is running degenerate prompts to AI on your home machine

[Anonymous No.55331747]

>>55331583
ha ha, funny monkeys

[Anonymous No.55331777]

>>55331745
Maybe like a 4

[Anonymous No.55331782]

I generally despise retail traders and here's why: They are typically short-sighted, antsy, undisiciplined gamblers just looking for their next hit. They have no respect or understanding of actual financial instruments and economic metrics, let alone any real knowledge of the strategic and tactical profession of a legitimate trader. No, retail traders tend to simply chase their next high. They see something pop off and think "To the moon!" and not "This is acting unexpectedly to the fundamentals in play, but I can still take advantage of this movement -- I must now hedge accordingly and monitor this security closely."

Boring? That's the way it should be. That's the way it always has been, that this is a gentleman's sport of skill and not merely a dance of chance. Ask these men, if they can be called that, for they behave no better than giddy childten racing snails: What does one do when they are in a profit? Why to them they continue holding! Holding until... it goes back down. No trading sense, no investor sense, this what we call nonsense. When you see one of these cretins boasting, ask them what principal were they working with, how many lots, what cost basis did they start with? What time horizon, what level of risk tolerance, what strategy? They return with a blank stare and a dumbfounded smile as if to proclaim silently "What are those? I'm just here to make money and want to talk about the next hot stock." Thankfully I can always be on the other side of their trades.

Letters from the Trading Desk

[Anonymous No.55331830]

>>55331782
They are retarded, for sure. I'm pretty sure, however, that professional traders don't earn on average above-market risk-adjusted returns.

[Anonymous No.55331839]

>>55331782
>Letters from the Trading Desk

[Anonymous No.55331851]

>>55326573
>>55326592
>>55326595
>>55326623
>>55327406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLWJPlAIPvE
what a coincidence that this judge was targeted while assigned to the epstein case
what a coincidence that ep(((stein))) is jewish and has strong connections with the mossad
USA was built by the blacks owned by the jews, goyim. You have nothing to say.

[Anonymous No.55331950]

>>55331782
like an Andrew Ryan 'esque audio diary you'd find in some post-capitalist collapse immersive sim

[Anonymous No.55332085]

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[Anonymous No.55332091]

>>55332085
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[Anonymous No.55332242]

>>55331509
So is this a good thing? I usually have to “loan” money to people I don’t want in my life anymore. I found it’s the best way to get people to ghost you.

[Anonymous No.55332348]

>>55328416
>For anyone else: for God's sake, do not EVER trade natural gas or natgas-based ETFs, in either direction. Just trust me.
natgas is called a widow maker trade for a reason

[Anonymous No.55332370]

>>55330815
Not anymore for a few years at least. AI.

[Anonymous No.55332444]

>>55328416
Im just hopint that the winter contracts will put me out of my -65% misery.
But yeah i learned my lesson just like you

[Anonymous No.55332467]

test

[Anonymous No.55332539]

>>55332467
MODS

[Anonymous No.55332550]

the markets should be open 24/7

[Anonymous No.55332571]

>>55332550
Oh, they will.

[Anonymous No.55332696]

What’s going on with NDAQ? Serious question

[Anonymous No.55332707]

>>55331685
There are few things I hate more in this world than the zoomer broccoli haircut.

[Anonymous No.55332713]

>>55332467
MODS

[Anonymous No.55332872]

buy COHR (formerly IVII)

[Anonymous No.55332907]

>>55331851
Blacks were antique tractors. They didn't build anything.

[Anonymous No.55333079]

>>55331178
i saw a red stock just last friday

[Anonymous No.55333141]

>>55329634
exercise deez nutz

[Anonymous No.55333157]

What’s in your post war Ukraine portfolio frens? Not choosing sides here. Our purpose is to profit.

[Anonymous No.55333173]

>>55333157
I am going to be real with you. Ukraine doesn't matter. It never actually mattered. Also buy oil.

[Anonymous No.55333220]

>>55332550
Your moms legs should be open 24/7

[Anonymous No.55333258]

>>55333157
>Ukraine portfolio

[Anonymous No.55333291]

>>55333173
>>55333258
This guys video pretty much gives a list of which companies will be taking over. I’m not missing the boat this time like I did with Iraq.

[Anonymous No.55333293]

>>55333157
>post war
ukranians are only valuable when they die trying to get off an $80K missile. the day the war ends they go back to being worthless.

[Anonymous No.55333304]

Well boys found out I'm having another kid. There goes part of my gambling budget.
>>55325807
Kek'd

[Anonymous No.55333308]

>>55333291
>the Ukraine war was low key about getting more oil
The US can be based sometimes.

[Anonymous No.55333323]

>>55333293
I’m not interested in investing in the Ukrainian people. They will be fucked either way as a source of cheap and desperate labor.

[Anonymous No.55333327]

>>55333304
Congratulations anon and happy Father’s Day!

[Anonymous No.55333349]

>>55333173
I do buy oil. XOM, SHEL, HAL

[Anonymous No.55333351]

How did you miss the obvious top?

[Anonymous No.55333355]

>>55333349
>that comment
>I u-used to feel bad for zelensky
Why are normalfags retarded? He's a Jew, this was his plan all along.

[Anonymous No.55333390]

>>55333355
Can't fix clown world anon, normies will never learn.

[Anonymous No.55333431]

I just woke up
Someone bake
I'm hungry
I already have coffee

[Anonymous No.55333450]

>>55333390
The best we can do is lay low profit from it. Let these onion boys beg for money to support their YouTube channels while they provide us with a starting point to make our own money.

[Anonymous No.55333456]

>>55333431
What are you eating for breakfast poem anon? Also that wasn't a poem.

[Anonymous No.55333459]

>>55330260
Need more context. If new 401k accounts are being opened it's going to dilute the average. Are above average accounts being closed or drawn down?

[Anonymous No.55333463]

>>55333456
Stop stalking my posts
I bought some coffee cake from the KR bakery yesterday

[Anonymous No.55333471]

>>55333463
Well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed. It's father's day, you should be in a good mood. I'm going to buy my dad some beer and visit him this afternoon.

[Anonymous No.55333500]

>>55333489
>>55333489

[Anonymous No.55333505]

>>55333463
Stalking my posts
Rocker is gay
Old stale coffee
Highlight of my day

Fixed it for ya

[Anonymous No.55333510]

>>55333471
>Enjoying a bud lite with the old man
Peak comfy

[Anonymous No.55333515]

>>55333471
Just a little hungover, and annoyed that my piss smells like asparagus because that's what they served with my steak last night.
And yes, I'll text my dad and then call him later when he's free

[Anonymous No.55333593]

All this tech shit is gonna dump next week

[Anonymous No.55333664]

>>55331166
>options is le SCARY!
Neck yourself you retarded fucking redditor. Sure, dumbfucks like you should stay away from options since you obviously don't know what the fuck you're doing.

[Anonymous No.55333752]

>>55333593
source?

[Anonymous No.55333797]

>>55333351
400 is just a chip shot

[Anonymous No.55333991]

>>55331166
to add to this, properly hedging your positions so your ass gets saved when the stock market has a limit down day or rallies 15% is simply the cost of doing business
you can be right 95% of the time but if your strategy is trash then that 5% will put you in the hole and youll end up losing money overall