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>> No.55319506
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>>55319495
First for gay porn and eternal bull market

>> No.55319510

>>55319506
K, keep me posted.

>> No.55319514
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PAY UP PIGGY

>> No.55319534

>>55319495
>BOTT
>BLOW.OFF.THE.TOP

>> No.55319540

>natural gas makes the meme pattern
>pumps
Nice.

>> No.55319542

I miss day trading, I dont have the time to trade all day like I used to. The shortest I hold anything nowadays is at least a week now. Might have to lose a couple hundred bucks on tuesday on some stupid calls/puts to get rid of this feeling. Do you anons have any retarded picks that easily could go either way?

>> No.55319543
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Buy calls

>> No.55319544
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55319544

Can someone shill me a new brokerage? I've been using Robbing da Hood® and the slippage from option orders is starting to piss me the fuck off.
How's Fidelity? Are the option fees really all that bad?

>> No.55319547

>>55319514
>25 thousand dollars

>> No.55319552

>>55319547
???

>> No.55319553 [DELETED] 
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55319553

gas the jews
lynch the niggers
throw the faggots from rooftops
kick a chink into a blast foundry
blast feminists with cum and piss

Your Sincerely
-David S. Soxl

>> No.55319556

>>55319514
you OWE it to America. after all it was YOUR decisions that led to the policies that got us in this mess. PAY THE DEBT.

>> No.55319558

>>55319543
daaaaamn the girl behind her is really hot

>> No.55319560
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>>55319514
>companies make it hard to get loans because of interest rates or some shit
>but make it easy to get 0 interest for 24 months credit cards
>just get like 5 credit cards, then buy 100k worth of shit, then sell it on ebay at a markup, then throw it into a high interest account like Fidelity's thing, then basically get free money on that for 2 years
>banks btfo
They should have thought things through.

>> No.55319569

>>55319552
????1!?

>>55319543
>DJIA making the meme pattern
Buy shorts.

>> No.55319571

>>55319544
I like TD. I use Think or Swim pretty often to check stuff out

>> No.55319583

>>55319569
>25k
what is so funny

>> No.55319611

SPCE hyping again with two flight dates coming up in late June and mid August. This is their put up or shut up moment and they are heavily shorted. This would be the time to speculate long, once the market opens again on Tuesday.

>> No.55319616

>>55319571
I used to have TD but they're merging into Sch-*hacks phlegm*-wab. I was basically kicked out of my TD account because of it.
>>55319583
He doesn't find it funny, it's just a lot of money to him. Poorfaggots and all that, please understand.

>> No.55319620
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>>55319514
>pay up
>so we can burn more money on foreign countries
fuck this gay timeline

>> No.55319628
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>>55319543
Already bought 3 months ago. My portfolio is literally just 90 delta LEAPS on all companies above a 500 billion market cap.

>> No.55319655

>>55319544
I use interactive brokers because I can usually fill my trades as a liquidity maker. My commissions average around $0.30 per contract, but if you market order every options trade like a robinnigger then yeah you'll pay $1.50 per contract plus the entire bid-ask, so it's effectively worse than robinhood if you're a brain dead gambling monkey.

>> No.55319668

>>55319543
Fuck strip clubs man, they really need to make sniff parlors. I'd pay good money to take a deep sniff in her brapper

>> No.55319670

>>55319655
Thank you, will look into it.

>> No.55319693

>>55319620
>burn more money
Stop being antisemitic anon.

>> No.55319723
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>>55319514
>contribute to the burger debt
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
I want to know who clicks on that button and gives free money to the government. I must know.

>> No.55319742

>>55319514
I'd like to see the faces of the type of cucks that would actually donate money to the US government to pay down the debt.

>> No.55319757

>>55319723
>>55319742
It doesn't have names or anything, but...
https://fiscaldata.treasury.gov/datasets/gift-contributions-reduce-debt-held-by-public/gift-contributions-to-reduce-the-public-debt

>> No.55319772
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why is webull so shit for trading options. I finally taught myself options after skimming money from stock trading and now I run into account "safe levels" and "not enough BP" despite having more than enough BP.

>> No.55319776

>>55319757
My assumption is it's some kind of loophole to dodge taxes.

>> No.55319781

>>55319776
My plan is to donate my assets to the national debt after I die. I don't want my dumbass siblings to get them

>> No.55319808
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fuck you

>> No.55319818
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BOIL SISTERS THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE A BIG HEAT WAVE NEXT WEEK WHICH MEANS BIG GAINS AND GIRLS WITH SWEATY BARE FEET HNNNNNNNG HOT HOT HOT

>> No.55319835

>>55319616
Why does TDame kick out some people but it still hasn't made me use the Schwab shite?
Do they know I'll liquidate my accounts in protest?
Bastards know everything.

>> No.55319863
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I know it ain't much for some of the richfags here, but I'm happy with my lil' IBKR account these days, I think 20k in the bank and 25k on the markets isn't too shabby at 21.

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>>55319835
>Why does TDame kick out some people but it still hasn't made me use the Schwab shite?
I haven't been kicked out yet either. I have level 4 options and portfolio margin so maybe it's harder to switch over with the approvals? Anyways I'm looking into IBKR when they do.

>> No.55319877
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Russia-Ukraine Conflict: The Russian Defense Ministry is offering bonuses to troops that destroy US-made military vehicles in Ukraine. If this scheme is successful, it could escalate the conflict further and potentially drag the US more directly into the situation, which could have global economic repercussions.

China's Military Development: China has revealed plans to develop a futuristic warship with breakthrough technologies. If these plans are more advanced than currently thought, it could lead to a shift in the balance of global power which would likely cause uncertainty and volatility in markets.

Cybersecurity Threats: The US government has reported that several agencies have been hacked as part of a broader cyberattack. If these attacks are more severe than currently known, or if they lead to significant leaks of sensitive information, they could have serious implications for US national security and the markets.

Cryptocurrency Markets: Bitcoin has briefly dropped below $25,000, and Tether's stablecoin has fallen under its dollar peg. If these movements indicate a larger trend or trigger a broader sell-off in the cryptocurrency markets, this could have impacts on the wider financial markets.

Cryptocurrency Exchanges: Binance, one of the world's largest cryptocurrency exchanges, is facing regulatory issues in multiple countries. If these issues result in significant disruptions to Binance's operations, they could impact the cryptocurrency markets and potentially the wider financial markets.

Chinese Tech Companies:

Top EU official urges more countries to ban China's Huawei, ZTE from 5G networks3. If more countries follow this advice, it could escalate tensions between China and the West and impact tech and telecommunications markets.

Chinese EV brand Xpeng gets approval for driver-assist in Beijing. If this leads to rapid advances in China's EV market, it could potentially disrupt the global auto industry and impact the markets.

>> No.55319900

>>55319616
>absolutely seething over scenarios he invented in his own head

>> No.55319913

>>55319495
Any palantir holders? Bought in at 16.25 average, 203 shares. hoping for 20 or 30, just got $100m airforce deal.

>> No.55320018

>>55319543
Why is that plastic bitch photobombing the happy meal behind her

>> No.55320046

>>55319544
>>55319772
No free lunch. You either pay commissions or you pay through massive spreads. Also webull really? You like giving your id to the ccp?

>> No.55320058

>>55319900
The only seething here is the poorfaggot ie. (you)

>> No.55320064
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Next week... Invest in Titties 'N' Beer

>> No.55320085
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>3 days of static numbers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xeTDhkTeEA

>> No.55320090

This morning at the open I hedged about 75% of my portfolio by buying ATM 5 SPY puts for next year expiry

You guys ARE protecting your profit after the melt up, right??

>> No.55320105

>>55320046
Not a webull fag but
>Give ID to WeBull who gives it to the CCP
>Give ID to US brokerage who gives it to FINRA who probably has a couple spies who give it to the CCP

There's no such thing as brokerage security.

>> No.55320160

>>55320046
I wouldn't mind spreads by one or two cents or the option to pay fees but these faggots have it at a limit 5¢ range for anything under 3$. Like who the fuck is going to pay over 3$ option contracts for anything that isn't Leaps or deep itm Spy?
Any contract you want to close out early you're stuck paying the 5¢ even if it's worthless. That shit adds up when you have hundreds of contracts. Actual penny pinching fucks.

>> No.55320181

>>55319913
Not holding stock but trading bullish spreads on it. imo PLTR is caught up in the same gamma squeeze NVDA is. We area couple bucks away from a potentially massive resistance level, however volume is absolutely mind blowing. I'm not really thinking resistance will hold if this squeeze keeps going. Who knows though I don't know anymore than anyone else.

>> No.55320209

>>55319514
>You owe America a debt

Fuck off, the jews running our government should be paying that shit off instead.

>> No.55320216
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What the fuck. BofA was saying something completely different yesterday.

>> No.55320224

>>55319874
damn I want her to suck me off with those DSLs

>> No.55320231

>>55320216
Meh unless we get a 'collapse' on the same levels as 1929, 1987, 2000, and 2008, its a nothingburger.

>> No.55320239

Another week, another 2.3 dollars gained.

>> No.55320245
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Is DKNG at risk of falling behind the competition?

>> No.55320263

>>55320160
What really? its 5c spreads under $3? Lol holy fucking chinks really are the kikes of the east

>> No.55320280
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Is dollar going to be cheap again?

>> No.55320290

>>55320280
Likely. Especially if your cross pair is CAD. Oil is going to go on a tear over the next few months.

>> No.55320298

>>55320290
Biden already started local production again

>> No.55320309

>Defiant Stock Bulls Are Acting Like the Earnings Recession Is a Hoax

>> No.55320310

>>55320231
This one wont be as quick. A slow bleed out. Dangerous feedback loops at play.

>> No.55320313
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what did they mean by this?

>> No.55320320

>>55320290
Why? Because oil is better commodity money when dollar is low? Or is there some other connection?

>> No.55320323
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>>55320298
I know you're shitposting but I had no idea the rig count had been getting heemed *this* much. We're back to Q1 2022 numbers.

>> No.55320343

>>55320216
>market violently drops 10%
>0DTE puts engaged
>closes flat

>> No.55320346

holy shit it's saturday again, this week has been me glued to the screen, i haven't even noticed a week passing by

>> No.55320352

>>55320320
Remember the neocon quip about Russia being "a gas station with an army"? For Canada, swap "army" with "real estate bubble".

>> No.55320365

>>55320352
And gas station with "rented navy"

>> No.55320375

>>55320365
and gas station with chinese restaurant gutter oil

>> No.55320386

>>55320352
Wait, do we have an army?

>> No.55320399

>>55320323
must be all that demand from the soft landing economy. same with commodities

>> No.55320400

>>55320386
Canadian Mounties,
more like mountdeeznuts, lmao gottem

>> No.55320407

>>55320386
Canada has a room with a moose.
It's... enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pArfk-jQvLQ

>> No.55320430

>>55320313
Nvda will never reach 500.

>> No.55320440

what do you think about my ibm calls

>> No.55320459

>>55320440
I think last I heard they were moving away from the physical manufacturing market/bleeding edge tech bullshit and leaning hard into cloud services. How has that been working out for them?

>> No.55320625
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BUY METALS, FORGET STOCKS!
>>55320425
>>55320425
>>55320425
>>55320425

>> No.55320685

Took out a personal loan to cover major expenses this summer since my home refinance didnt finish in time. Forgot about property taxes at my parents old place and spent it all. Might have to apply for a second loan. Im not a degenerate. I paid 20k out of pocket expenses before summer. Just ran out. Pray for me.

>> No.55320698

>>55320313
Insiders selling off? I thought so. Everyone was told to cash in their stocks that they could sell before nvda dilutes.

>> No.55320724
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So i bought this single contract just to dip my toes and better understand what im doing here. From what I understand its almost never worth it to actually execute a call right? But I imagine it is if its up enough? I've got like 4k in long term stock losses banked in taxes. Please give me financial advice anonymous strangers, I am sub 100 IQ.

>> No.55320750

>>55320724
Most people here just sell the contract rather then excecute it because they don't have the cash for 100 shares lulz.

>> No.55320778

>>55320750
so how far after the breakeven point should I consider actually executing rather than selling the contract assuming it gets that far?

>> No.55320798
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Sigh. Newegg still has those HDD on sale. Sold some of my DIS to buy them. All set to pull the trigger. But I couldn't do it. I'm weak.. Kek, more like I'm to fucking responsible. It makes me sick. As to what I'll do with the money, well it just so happens my remaining credit card debt will be wiped out once the funds settle so there's that. As to my sold DIS shares, don't worry none. I'll buy them back. That's what tax refunds are good for. Nice lump of green. Read vol 9 of "My Friend's Sister has it in for me" again. I dunno I kinda think the author has some big shocking thing planned for later. I mean up till now the main dude's been in "will he or won't he mode" far as picking which girl to confess to. (both want him; like I said he's a fucktard). He finally works out which one he likes and is handed a perfect setup to get it over with but the author never lets it happen. So I dunno maybe there's some big nasty thing planned far as that goes. Shame cause I want the main dude and the main girl to get together. (Hey I like good endings ok. Also the main girl is hot so there's that to)

>> No.55320837

>>55320778
do the math and factor in commissions if youre just gonna sell. if you wanna own the 100 shares and hold then any point after breakeven, commissions, potential dividens, etc. generally use options for leverage, hedging, or to do a more complex strategy rather than just buying a call or selling a put.

>> No.55320850

>>55320837
buying a call or a put* not selling a put.
i think thats the use of options but other anons correct especially on the exercising part

>> No.55320862

>>55320798
Reading To Love Ru and Love Hina back in the day gave me my fill of limpdick romcoms for a lifetime. Never want to read another again.

>> No.55320884
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Im up 49% since june 8th


How is that even possible? Anyone else? am i just really good at options? Can i make a career out of this? I just started

>> No.55320917

>>55320884
When i started like 5 years ago I doubled my net worth aggressively trading using margin and not having a diversified portfolio. I then promptly lost 70% of my net worth in less than a week. Dont trick yourself into thinking you've got the magic touch. You get addicted to the rush of instant gratification, you get bit.

>> No.55320921

>>55320884
You can do 30% in a few minutes you must be new

>> No.55320931

>>55320724
If it's far enough into the money it can be worth it to exercise, because the liquidity (i.e. other people willing to trade with you) can dry up and you won't be getting fair value.
Generally speaking though, as a new options trader, you want to sell the option to the jews. Unless your option is about to expire, it has time value beyond its ITM status, and the jews will pay you for that.

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>right wing lunatics on pol will get desantis elected next year and ruin the stock market like trump did

How do we get Gavin newsom as president so we can have a good economy like California? Obama saved us from financial ruin in 2009 so we need another democrat president that won't spread hate.

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>>55320884

Man you will find that this is how it works in a big upswing. Then you get killed in a sideways market. Crypto is the same way. Back in 2021 everyone was doubling their net worth every week. But then the bottom fell out and everyone who didn’t cash out the top lost their ass. At least with options you can make money on the upswings and downswings. But you’ll get chopped to death in a mixed sideways market unless you get DEEP into a study of market mechanics. I would highly recommend you read pic related as soon as possible.

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>>55320884
>am i just really good at options? Can i make a career out of this? I just started
You've had a string of good luck. Be very careful about managing your risk. Getting nice gains in your first year is one of the most dangerous learning curves to enter. I know i happened to me. Guess what I wasn't very good at trading and my returns (and losses) that followed were not good.

>> No.55320982

>>55320798
Was a retard and broke a few pins out of my CPU, thought my hard drives got corrupted, fought with windows for 6 hours unsuccessfully to reinstall it, and now that I've completely given up and put all back in as it was, it turns out the drives weren't corrupted at all, I want to fucking die.
Anyway whatever happened to Newegg? Haven't heard of the stock in while

>> No.55321009

>>55320862
Well it's not just that aspect that has my attention. Its the story in general. Plus uh the artwork of the main girl. But I dunno maybe the author will give the good ending. Vol 10 is round the corner, I'm thinking the ending won't be far behind now. Due to the whole main dude finally working it out thing. Sides sooner or later you just gotta wrap it up or it becomes a farce.

>> No.55321029

>>55320982
Honestly I dunno what happened to them. Maybe the whole inflation thing is hurting them. Maybe that's why they're doing such epic sales on some things. To get people on the spending hook. Honestly if it wasn't for my debt now I'd be all for buying the drives.

>> No.55321036
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Why did he do it?

>> No.55321060

>>55320884
You're in a gamma squeeze and on the right side of it. No, you aren't any good. You are on the right side of probability.

>> No.55321061

>>55321036
He's trying to fight his handlers' control, the man really wants only the best future for the American people but his masters keep him drugged.

>> No.55321067

>>55320955
checked, this is the second time I've seen this book mentioned, elaborate.

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AYO NIGGAS WSG, HOW YA'LL BEEN? JUST WANNA GIVE YA'LL AN UPDATE. DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH THIS INFO. :)

http://openinsider.com/screener?s=nvda&o=&pl=&ph=&ll=&lh=&fd=730&fdr=&td=0&tdr=&fdlyl=&fdlyh=&daysago=&xp=1&xs=1&vl=&vh=&ocl=&och=&sic1=-1&sicl=100&sich=9999&grp=0&nfl=&nfh=&nil=&nih=&nol=&noh=&v2l=&v2h=&oc2l=&oc2h=&sortcol=0&cnt=100&page=1

>> No.55321154

>>55320955
Options offer amazing potential for slow markets. Many ways to trade a sideways market depending on your goals and what you are trading. You must have be willing to sell options though, not just buy them.

>> No.55321168
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>>55321067
Sounds boring unless you're in to pre WW2 Dieselpunk.

>> No.55321174

>>55321112
imagine owning 4 million shares of NVDA.

>> No.55321205

>>55321112
>walk out durring an earnings call
>say this is a infinitiy million billion dollar market
>start a bubble
>sell shares a few weeks later
...how is this not insider trading

>> No.55321212

>>55321154

Yeah I’m just saying you better KNOW and I mean REALLY know where that stock or ETF is going. Cause it’s not brain dead simple like “buy calls on everything in the bull market and buy puts on everything in the bear market”. Which you can actually get away with and tell yourself you are a genius as long as the market is trending really hard. Once you are in a sideways market and selling puts and calls and doing all kinds of crazy spreads and straddles and stuff you are gonna fuck yourself really hard if you haven’t spent a shitton of time trying to understand the market. Mixed markets are no place for beginners to experiment.

>> No.55321244

>>55321067

If you want to really understand the CAUSE of market movements and really be able to trade with confidence, the best advice I can give you is to acquire the full set of WD Gann’s books and begin to study them in great depth. They are not easy to read, they date from about 1920-1950. But NOTHING has changed since then either in market mechanics or human nature and you will be richly rewarded if you put in the work.

>> No.55321264

>>55321244
Absolute kek of a plan, to write middling fiction and tell people that you hid they keys to your reputedly mystical prediction powers in them thereby securing royalty income to your descendants as long as there are gullible people in the world.

>> No.55321265

>>55321168

Yeah I guess if turning 10k into a million dollars every month is boring to you as Gann was able to do.

>> No.55321272

Hmm another "teacher having sex with a student" story. But this one's different. It's a female teacher and a male student. Lucky bastard 15 year old banging his 25 year old teacher. https://www.lex18.com/news/crime/former-substitute-teacher-accused-of-raping-a-student-sentenced

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>>55321272

>> No.55321286

>>55319863
Fuck you and tell me how you did it. I've been trying to make 10K for like three years now

>> No.55321292

>>55321286
lmfao

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>>55321264

Man if Tunnel is too esoteric for you I highly recommend you read pic related because it gets straight to to nuts and bolts of how to make an absolute fortune out of the markets.

>> No.55321315

>>55320952
Good economy? Dude we’ve fallen a spot in economic rankings under Newsome. The only thing pushing it is welfare beaners pouring all their money in to retail. We’re also in a huge deficit because all of our tax money is given to dark and tan people. California is a mess.
Trump and desantis are both Zionist faggots. We’ll never vote our way out of this.

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>>55321286
>three years
Surely you've put in 10k in that time....

>> No.55321327

>>55320952
Only a colossal fucking retard would vote for that american psycho mother fucker.

>> No.55321342

>>55321315
Vote Biden

>> No.55321352

>>55321212
You can't ever know what any security is going to do. What can do is listen to your position. It will tell you what parts are hurting you and if you actually know options you will know what to do about it so it doesn't take you down. This is why market makers will sell any option to anyone with the money. They do not care. They know how to hedge the risk and not get blown up. You are right about beginners, they need to stay the fuck away from premium collection.

>> No.55321353

>>55319863
I swear every single account posted here has 20-25k unless it's loss porn

>> No.55321376
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>>55321353
Post yours rich man.

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>>55321353
You would be correct, I feel bad for the people that missed out on that bull run.
If anyone knows any good high implied volatility stocks please let me know, UPST was a great play but it's severely overpriced.

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>>55321353
I post my deets from Vanguard fairly frequently. Will brag a bunch when oil turns around.

>> No.55321435
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55321435

Kek..

>> No.55321443

>>55321353
That's because the past two weeks of euphoria brought in a wave of retail retards. And yes, by the nature of your statement, that includes you.

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>>55321417
vix low, earnings season over, tos has an iv scanner but it's gonna be a few weeks to ramp up. Best r/r right now is short side but fighting the trend is never a great idea. maybe just wait a while. IWM is lagging there's money to the upside there should the squeeze continue.

>> No.55321458

>>55321434
all that separates me from reaching ath again is OXY hitting $62.

>> No.55321460

>>55321376
not poorfag shaming, mine is 21k right now kek

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>>55321435
love you boomer.

>> No.55321474

>>55321457
Nothing against cash gang but I fucking hate waiting for things to happen. Thanks for the post though.

>> No.55321475

>>55321298
I have a rule with trading books, if the author didnt make 9figures starting from nothing then all he knows is how to sell books.

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>

>> No.55321573

>>55321457
your webm makes me want to vomit

>> No.55321614
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The plebs get too many public holidays. In my humble opinion.

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>>55319495
Just put 100% into BVLL stocks after having a 50-50 split... and the market tumbles. Fuck my life.

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You know it's fucking sad. 6 years ago blowing almost 2,000 for server drives, 800 for a dishwasher, and 400 for tires wouldn't have even caused me to bat an eye. I'd simply just do it and get it over with. I was making much less money then than I do now to boot. (and I'd still end up saving a shat pot during the year despite blowing that green). Pic is of the main girl in that book series by the way. Dude's a fucktard. Jesus christ would you turn her down? Me, hell no.

>> No.55321676

>>55321342
>I’m gonna voot
Come on now

>> No.55321690

>>55321573
I like pizza and pasta, but I also found that disgusting.

>> No.55321729

Monkey gore guy went to jail

>> No.55321748

tuesday is obviously premarket green right

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>>55321729
Wait really? Source? I hope he gets ass raped with steel wool fortnightly.

>> No.55321757

>>55321729
how do you know? Did he spaz out on pol like serial killer anon?

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>>55321353
it's in fake leaf dollars but i assure you it's (barely) 6-figs in burgers

it's depressing being outperformed by SPY so all my future deposits are going into ETFs and going passive, after i max out my TFSA ill consider speculating again in a non-registered account

>> No.55321763

>>55321757
Guy just got arrested in vegas for monkey gore videos

>> No.55321766

>>55321763
oh God! Somebody check in on Tinny!

>> No.55321775

>bobos are euphoric over a -0.5% day
Embarrassing, even by boboid standards.

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Remember when I posted this yesterday and told you to buy qqq puts and you didn't listen to me.

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>>55321792

shiit wrong pic

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>>55321792
I was planning on moving to Sunset Beach North Carolina when I made it, but I guess I just am going to have to go to the Philippines.

>> No.55321820

>>55320018
uh yeah lets all ignore the cow on the left that they call mom.

>> No.55321838

>>55321244
I've read reminiscences of a stock operator but that's more about the psychology, the furthest I've gone into esoteric-ism relating to the market is noticing the full moon/new moon cycle sometimes kek

>> No.55321863

>>55321766
I cant remember if monkey gore guy just bought the videos or if he made them. Either way they are gone.

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>>55321814
they don't allow drugs no thanks

>> No.55321958

>>55320245
Betting on the special Olympics sounds like betting on a coin flip but way more fun.

>> No.55322060

>>55321748
Oh jeeze anon, you didnt hold over a holiday weekend did you?

>> No.55322077

>>55321838
That is definitely another classic that should be in everyone’s library!!! Nobody should be trading stocks without reading that book and then realizing that he ultimately lost it all and killed himself!

>> No.55322086

>>55321475

Well bear in mind the book is 80 years old, but yeah adjusting for inflation he did pull 9 figures out of the market and started from nothing selling newspapers on trains as a teenage school dropout.

>> No.55322118

>only ~$2k a month to invest after paying everything else
am i ngmi

>> No.55322133

do brokers automatically exercise ITM options? I am writing a lot of put credit spreads and dont know if i have to log in every day to see whats happening or i can chill

>> No.55322159

what the fuck was the AMD aftermarket move immediately up to $125 and back down again

>> No.55322167

>>55322159
NEWFAG

>> No.55322188

>>55322133
I know from the sell-to-open side that the answer is yes. I assume it is also the case for the buy side.

>> No.55322216

>>55322133
lol how new r u

>> No.55322273

>>55322216
I've been writing naked options for a year so not that new, i just never bothered hedging cause yolo

>> No.55322323

>>55322077
He spent too much time in the market. Id peace out at a billion.

>> No.55322333

>>55322086
Cool ill check it out

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>>55321435
I'm deep in green on ath ko calls. The premium were so cheap. I'm new and sold on the liquid slop

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Is there really 0 bear thesis anymore?

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>>55322413
no it's the same as always but the price action doesn't reflect it

>> No.55322419

>>55322413
there are still lots of bears, but thesis is energy inflation is going to rear its ugly head again and take the market down a peg.

>> No.55322422

>>55322419
>my thesis

>> No.55322432

>>55322417
It's still the retarded "muh yield curve" bullshit that TheMaverickofWallstreet keeps repeating. It's literally different this time due to AI being the most important invention since the internet and possibly electricity.

>> No.55322434

>>55322422
>>55322419
Checked and fair assessment pilled.

>> No.55322435

>>55322413
Pretty much, although I think we might have a pull back until July, fuck all is going on and month endings are bearish.

>> No.55322438

Should I go out drinking?
My portfolio lost like $1300 today... but I'm still up like $6300 on the month

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>>55322432
ignore the macro all you want just never question "why" on red days

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>>55322432
>AI invented

There is no Pandora box, programs are getting better and better. Text to speech program, text writing programs, web scraping program.

There will be cool stuff like when you have to call a business, you don't have to go through a phone menu, instead you can interact with a siri... That's progress, that's not a trillion dollar singularity market.

>> No.55322474

>>55321775
>>55322432
Sven, shouldn't you be sucking off African migrants right now? It's almost time for the Stockholm call to prayer.

>> No.55322481

>>55322452
Red says are necessary to bait retard boboids into selling and staying out of the market, we can't go up every day. We'll go up most days and hit 5000 by August, 6000 before EOY. SPX will be 10,000+ sometime during 2024 once people see how revolutionary AI really is.

>> No.55322486

>>55322474
Hello Schizo, what country will I be from next week? It was Ukraine for a month, Poland for a few weeks, now Sweden.

>> No.55322498

>>55322481
>>55322486
Hey, I saw you in the news. Congratulations, you're famous!
https://www.svt.se/nyheter/inrikes/svensk-myndighet-pa-plats-i-ukraina-bidrar-i-informationskrig-mot-ryssland

>> No.55322503

>>55322481
Cool so what's the play, i don't see any spx 10k call leaps.

>> No.55322514

>>55322498
>Muh Ukraine
Meds.

>> No.55322521

>>55322503
NVIDIA leaps or just hold NVIDIA.

>> No.55322531

>>55321655
I miss him

>> No.55322533

>>55322514
So then why do you keep talking about it on Stock Market General? Fucking embarrassing.

>> No.55322543

>>55322533
I don't, you constantly do when you derail the threads with your political bullshit. I discuss financial markets and the current bullrun.

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>>55322521
i think i know a better semi ticker that's leveraged 3x

>> No.55322549

I wish my penis was 2x the size.

Also I’d like my stocks to go up.

>> No.55322552
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>Kick signed $100 million deal with one of the biggest streamers from Twitch

Damn I think I might just buy some new stocks if they are public. Gambling shit sure is loaded kek.

>> No.55322553

>>55322545
Ya but SOXL has lots of garbage that is massively inferior to NVDA. It will still moon of course, but I'd rather hold the premier AI stock.

>> No.55322566

>>55322543
That's bullshit and you know it, you fucking 65 IQ glownigger. Don't make me dig up the archives again.

>> No.55322572

>>55322566
Those archive posts with my username talking about Ukraine are you impersonating me, you gaslighting piece of garbage.

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>>55322572
Huge if true.

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>>55322413
>runaway inflation risks not over
>job market stalling
>geopolitical risks utterly ignored
>real estate still adjusting to new rates
this is the clearest bear market rally I've seen in years.

>> No.55322618
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55322618

If /smg/ were a stock, what would its price be based on the present value of expected future cash flows? Show your work
Thank you

>> No.55322635

>>55322618
no amount of gains I could make would ever cancel out the fact there are BBBYQ and GME crossposters, and that I am pretty sure a substantial amount of the 2021 SOXL hype posters are underwater still overall on their positions. Myself as an oiler am not doing hot right now either. Future cash flows are looking negative holmes.

>> No.55322647

>>55322592
We're in the wonderful soft landing era were the middle class is getting grinded to oblivion and the neo aristocrats are pulling the cords more than ever.

It's a new paradigm, the classic monetary tools don't have the expected results and they disproportionately affect the weakened middle class while the aristocrats surf above the shit wave.

Some would argue it's nothing new but the proportion of this shit show is unprecedented. It would be better to have a healthy crash than this rug pull.

I feel bad for the zoomers

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>>55322618
ask me during market hours i left my calculator at work

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>>55322618
I'm a garbage agricultural stock with stable priced crops and no expectation of growth.

>> No.55322746

>>55322618
if scoopsies would stop throwing his money away on leveraged ETFs we might have a positive number

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>>55319495
Why are we at ALL TIME HIGHS?

>> No.55322859

>>55322592
>this is the clearest bear market rally I've seen in years
Then why do we keep going up?

>> No.55322881

>>55322592
can't be a bear market rally if we're not in a bear market anymore

>> No.55322890

>>55322851
we're not retard

>> No.55322895

Oh shit if the UPS Teamsters are going on strike... who will deliver my trance CDs?

>> No.55322907

>>55322647
Zoomers are doing better then millennials though

>> No.55322944

>>55322851
SPY goes up forever long term ergo it would be at all time highs many times
q.e.d (quite easily done)

>> No.55322951

>>55322907
Its debatable because the majority of zoomies and millennials are fucked so its down to looks and personalitie

>> No.55323008

Anybody else notice how regionals have been bleeding again?

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I've never had sex with a woman.

>> No.55323026
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>>55323014
Is it any wonder?

>> No.55323032

>>55323014
who give a shit

>> No.55323045

>>55320884
First one is free.

>> No.55323090 [DELETED] 

>>55322951
A lot of zoomers have digital brainrot but some have real shark money instincts, something that was dulled in millenials because boomers brought them up with promises of an easy life

>> No.55323099

>>55323014
it's like the first time you ever fapped but 1000x better

>> No.55323101

>Market leaks for next week

https://youtu.be/DP9EY4xMlTE

>> No.55323129

What’s smg’s opinion of niggers?

>> No.55323141

>>55323129
Well me personally I'm a fan of Kanye West

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https://twitter.com/BillAckman/status/1669914275630940164

>> No.55323181

>>55321353
Bro, i have 2.6k. Being a wagie in the third world sucks

>> No.55323246

>>55323181
Where are you from?

>> No.55323258

>>55323099
The first time I fapped was confusing and disappointing and led me into 15 years of ongoing self inflicted sexual trauma. Why the fuck would I want to do something like that again?

>> No.55323263

>>55323246
Argentina. After working almost 4 years a a developer, I only make like 650 bucks a month. Shit sucks

>> No.55323305

>>55321353
yeah cause it's babby's first trade account. then they lose 30-50% and never post again until they're six figure hell

i know him cause he's me. bought some shitter pharma company and it went bankrupt lmao

>> No.55323309

>>55323181
well at least you have it in USD so you arent getting raped by inflation

>> No.55323331

It's so hard not to look at your account on a daily basis and make adjustments. I think I'm done, I won't touch any investments for a month

>> No.55323334

>>55323263
Must be so cheap to live there though

>> No.55323338

>>55323331
it's really not. reminder that dead investors outperform alive investors. cause they dont touch their shit

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>>55323258
This nigga right here didnt know how to jackoff and gets a trauma from it.
Did you pull to hard on your willy?

>> No.55323381

>>55319543
I am full throttling TQQQ. Am I doing this right?

>> No.55323392

>>55322851
You guys know stocks go up right?

>> No.55323414
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>>55323392
Until they don't.

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>>55323381
buy deep otm calls on margin

>> No.55323457

>>55323422
You can't buy calls on margin.

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SLGG is sending us stuff in the mail about 100k shares to 300k shares, +%200 stock value projected next year, asking us to vote on a board of seven members. They're sending it by mail. Don't tell /v/ ;)

>> No.55323515

>>55323422
>>55323457
Sell deep ITM puts instead, then use the cash to buy calls.

>> No.55323554

now that everyone here is bullish I feel bearish

>> No.55323572

>>55323457
>sell puts
>buy calls with proceeds from puts
:O

>> No.55323638

About to get onto an airplane. Will let you know how the airport is to provide field expedience on the health of the travel industry.

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>>55323500
>"A meeting is being held for the holders of the securities listed on the other side of this form. As a beneficial holder of the securities you have a right to vote on the item(s) covered at the meeting, which are described in the Proxy Statement."
>Election of Directors
>"FOR all the nominees listed...
>John Albright, Michael Beckerman, Adrian Montgomery, Scott Michael O' Neil, Nicolas Brien, David Goldhill, Janny Lee"

>"To set the number of directors at (7)"
For or against?
>"Appointment of KPMG LLP as auditors for the unsuing year and authorizing the Directors to fix their renumeration"
For, or withhold?
>"Approval of the Stock Option Plan Resolution, as outlined in the accompanying management information circular dated May 30, 2023."
For or against?
>"Approval of the SU Plan Resolution, as outlined in the accompanying management information circular dated May 30, 2023."
For or against?

I honestly don't know. It's a $0.50 cent stock and I own $3 of it maybe? There are "recommendations" listed after the heading statements suggesting "For" to the 4 questions asked. Far be it from me to suggest this to be a 100k cap but I'm not gonna be looking at this stock much since I haven't bought any tobacco yet, so feel free to hijack it. I'll post any other info I have lol. They've sent me a booklet piece and previous letter concerning the "actual numbers".
You know, just in case...

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>>55323667
you may be able to keep me from feeding the hungry /ck/, but i'll make someone some money elsewhere. just to see if it works VIVA LE RESISTANCE

>> No.55323714

>>55319495
There's people who unironically support the Federal Reserve. They say they're good for the economy meanwhile they literally admit to having a goal of 2% inflation. These people are allowed to vote, these same people think voting matters.
It's just all so tiresome

>> No.55323723

>>55323714
%2? That's silly. How could you come up with such an arbitrary number? mathematically that number doesn't even make sense. All qualitative knowledge aside.

>> No.55323725

>>55323723
Are you dyslexic?

>> No.55323738

>>55323714
What's wrong with the 2% target?

>> No.55323744

>>55323725
>>55323738
Am I ESL? No.
Even on the most basic of human needs scale you could determine that %2% anything financially relevant in either side of our politician's eyes has nothing to do with anything short of important. "2% inflation" is so board stick dumb it doesn't go anywhere.
Whether someone supports the Federal Reserve or not doesn't mean any approach to the solution of USD inflation has any relevant answer if %2 doesn't make mathematical sense, and by today's world, logical sense. The answer isn't the derivative of how much a variance there is between either successful solution.

>> No.55323760

>>55323738
In the long term 2% inflation just fucks over the working class. The middle class is practically nonexistent because of inflation. Sure the FED does benefit it us in the short term(look at 2020-2021) but in the long term we all get fucked

>> No.55323767

>>55323760
now who's dyslexic

>> No.55323782

>>55323744
>>55323767
Anon you're not writing anything that anyone else can understand.

>>55323760
Kind of agree

>> No.55323804

>>55323782
because you negatively generalized a group of unknown numbered individuals who may (or may not understand) WHY specifically it is they support something like the Federal Reserve as an acting financial trust; given the unknown variables in every possible, opposing side in this global, economic climate we're in today. are you even aware of what it is we're defending?
if you don't then you don't understand what it is people are out there dying everyday for. you don't understand what kind of ideals are made possible with the military budgets required to keep an entire society alive. you don't understand jack shit about what %2 of the USD can actually afford. but that's a bit much, isn't it?

>> No.55323810

>>55323804
Usually schizos are against the FED

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>>55323810
Schizo?? Lol, that or people trying to avoid being murdered by their government for buying a dildo? It gets weirder and weirder mind you, on a by-available scale. Some drugs like pure ecstasy aren't available to every low and behold white boy you know?
Unless you have a valid excuse for a better alternative to fixing the economy that %2 ANYTHING would fix, and arguing support for allowing the actual government of the U.S. take a momentary break from the bullshit media its people are addicted to en-masse, and substitute that with my unheard suggestion? then you go ahead and tell me where I might find /pmg/ and /k/.

>> No.55323861

>>55319514
pay denbts

>> No.55323879

>>55323572
Synthetic long?

>> No.55323889

>>55319514
kek, chase gave me a 0% balance transfer card for 24 months with a $30k limit. I max transfered that shit into my checking account (didn't even know this was possible) and bought 5.5% treasury bills

>> No.55323934

>>55321067
The Wiki page was hardcore schizocore until recently lmao https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=The_Tunnel_Thru_the_Air;_Or,_Looking_Back_from_1940&oldid=1152156191

>> No.55323946

>>55320884
another options babby fooled by a bullrun into thinking he has a golden touch lmao we're back in 2020-2021 levels of retail delusion

>> No.55323957

>>55319514
max out every credit card and leave the country. easy money!

>> No.55323968

>>55323934
financial astrology?
>>55323957
human trafficking?
guys it hought this was about the stonk market hwat i hgoin hon

>> No.55323987

>>55323008
If Pacwest isn't down to sub 5 it's probably not a big deal

>> No.55324017

>insurance company stock
>down 2%
should I hold or sell. It seems like the top just passed. I don't want to sell because I'll lose like 200 on it.. Should I hold?

>> No.55324025 [DELETED] 
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55324025

I thought Juneteenth was just ebonics for June 10th. Mutts are mentally ill.

>> No.55324033

I am paying $128 tax just to leave the country to bang little brown thots in asia. Fuck covid.

>> No.55324083
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Been out of the stock game for a while bc poorfag but just got a massive paycheck so I've decided to invest some of it. Is it too late to join the bullrun now? I just checked shit like tesla and nvidia and I'd feel like a retard jumping onto that bandwagon now

>> No.55324093
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>>55324025
It's an ancient tradition, don't question it

>> No.55324125

>>55323889
You still pay the fee, usually 3-5%. You're probably making 0.5% profit.

>> No.55324131

>>55324125
Fee was 2%. I knew some retarded faggot like you would bring that up because you thought you have some clever 'gotcha' that I didn't consider.

>> No.55324153

>>55324131
Well it's because I had the same idea when they sent me those checks but determined it wasn't worth it. Chase is also known to have a hair trigger for closing all accounts and blacklisting people without notice or reason when their algorithms determine someone "risky".

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>>55324083
there is a common trend between those losses i'm guessing from your tone, if you were to have a projected counter to any negative effect your nuts might have on the greater end of the tree you can at least have a fair outplay of results given its next uptick. then it's a matter of being part of the actual longterm playout.
I'm not just poopin stick here, if you guys want me to mail this company back and say hey yah do the dirty I will. I'll vote my boxes as poorly weighted against the interests of the Federal Reserve as I possibly can, so long as the little towns take the backend heat. Or just be another lost voice, whatever.

>> No.55324217

>>55324083
>Is it too late to join the bullrun now
No, buy high sell low.

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>>55324173

>> No.55324426

I am paying $129 for a covid test. Fuck everything.

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>>55320313
It’s pretty obvious

>> No.55324514
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55324514

>Company X is in Nasdaq and has the marketcap of 500 million US dollars
>Company X owns 85% of company Y that's listed in the Shanghai exchange
>Company Y has a marketcap of 5 billion dollars
What gives?

Why does the company Y have 10x the marketcap of company X when X owns 85% of the company Y?

>> No.55324525

>>55320698
>nvidia
>diluting
nigga what the fuck

>> No.55324533

>>55324514
I cant tell you what youre reading wrong cause you didnt post the ticker so we could easily look it up (bitch)

>> No.55324592

>>55323014
It’s over rated

>> No.55324602

>>55324525
They are burning cash and cost of revenue is skyrocketing while at ATH. They will dilute to fund certain activities.

>> No.55324614

Anyone else holding DHT? What am I in for?

>> No.55324617

>>55319495
Man, all those people in the NYSE don't know that trading is a scam... Will somebody tell them?

>> No.55324641

>>55324614
judging by ZIM, rape of dividend and therefore stock price

>> No.55324642

>U.S. dollar being abandoned by everybody
>Inflation sky high

America will go through the "great regress" soon, within 5 years. Office cucks will learn to work in manufacturing as the industry is brought back. AI will work primarily to take care of the needs of humans, including assigning humans labor tasks for USD. Humans will have a tough but fair life. It will not be decadent the way things used to be.

>> No.55324662

>>55324533
I'm not reading anything wrong, honest.

The Chinese subsidiary has a PE ratio of 66
US firm has a PE ratio of 14
The Chinese subsidiary has a marketcap of 7.5 billion dollars
US firm has a marketcap of 700m dollars.

I'm translating the Chinese subsidiary quarter report now and it seems to check up so far

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Well after thinking on it last night I said fuck it and bought 6x Seagate 18TB Exos X18 drives for my server. $1,674.74 was the cost. Was gonna go with 20TB but this way I save a bit and still get over double the capacity gain (8TB drives now).

>> No.55324705
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I think it's time to get nice and complacent and get ready to return to normal

>> No.55324711
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>>55324705
also coincides with this

>> No.55324714

>>55324662
Like what could cause something like this?

>> No.55324745

>>55323258
Try using less razor blades next time.

>> No.55324753

>>55324714
>>55324662
>Chinese subsidiary
There you go

>> No.55324757

>>55324662
If the US firm had a market cap that somehow includes the Chinese market cap, then you'd have a duplicate capitalisation.

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>>55324714
Yeah. So the US firm is listed as the biggest shareholder in the recent Q1 Chinese report.

The US subsidiary owns
>360 million shares at 120 RMB each
>Total 42 billion RMB / 6 billion USD$ worth of stock

Yet the US company has the market capitalisation of 700 million dollars.


I am so confused right now

>>55324753
True

>>55324757
What do you mean duplicate?

>> No.55324773

>>55323837
This skitzo ramblings suck. Could you atleast try to use some cursing, or maybe vague threats to entities, that are barely coherent?

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>>55324771
And the Chinese company has 8.5 billion RMB of assets (1.2b USD) and 3 billion RMB of total liabilities (420m USD)


Someone please explain how the valuation of 700m makes sense when they own 80~% of a much more expensive company

>> No.55324797

>>55323500
>>55323667
>>55323680
>>55323804
>>55323837
>>55324173
meds now

>> No.55324821

>>55324796
>>55324753
I mean if the whole Chinese thing is the reason for the weak evaluation then what would the market price be if the subsidiary was German or japanese etc etc instead?

Am I retarded to assume that the shares owned should directly translate to the value of the company that is holding them?

>> No.55324840

>>55324821
Could it be that the subsidiary is simply overpriced and therefore doesn't reflect in the price of the US company since 80% of it are owned by the US firm and rest by individuals or the Chinese state?

I'm just spitballing here by chink state is the second largest owner of stock

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>>55324821
>Am I retarded to assume that the shares owned should directly translate to the value of the company that is holding them?
Yeah, I don't think it works that way.

>> No.55324930

>>55324821
I was implying the Chinese comp's value could be fake since nobody knows what goes on in China but also you're confusing market value with book value.

>> No.55324970

>>55324930
>>55324891
So if the marketcap isn't something you can directly attribute to the company value then how do you know how much is owning 80% of the stock worth?

>> No.55324999

any good sites that do the valuation work for you? i found one called Alphaspread but idk if it good since im new to finance and valuation modeling. could add some website like that to the OP links

>> No.55325007

>>55324970
In the parent company's balance sheet under Total Equity you will find the value of the equity it owns in other businesses. The market value of the subsidiary goes there. Market cap of a company is roughly speaking what the market thinks all its future profits are worth. It can be totally unrelated to book value, which is what the company's assets including equity, buildings, employees, accounts receivable, etc. minus all its liabilities amounts to.

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>300 replies
Fresh: >>55324971
Fresh: >>55324971
Fresh: >>55324971

>> No.55325024

>>55325007
Why does the market value the subsidiary so highly but not the company that owns it?

>> No.55325027

>>55325020
You fool! You maroon! You retard! The janny despises early bakers!

>> No.55325030

>>55325024
Like I said you can't assume Chinese stock market valuation is real, but it means investors expect more profit.

>> No.55325057

>>55325027
>306 replies now
>just 4 replies until red numbers (no longer bumping)
>early

>> No.55325067

bumpy

>> No.55325072

dumpy

>> No.55325078

gumpy

>> No.55325085

lumpy

>> No.55325089

fumpy

>> No.55325099

>>55325089
pumpy

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>>55325027
>>55325057
And there we go, red numbers: bump limit hit.

>> No.55325175

>anon bakes for free
>jannie nukes for free
how do I profit from this?

>> No.55325185

Dead thread. Bump limit's gone over.

Baking...

>> No.55325195 [DELETED] 

>>55325185
Done:
>>55325192
>>55325192
>>55325192

>> No.55325219

>>55325185
Maybe its time we just let this general die, once and for all.

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>>55325195
take your meds janjan, space for shitcoin threads isn't that important

>> No.55325281

when this place dies just like penny stock general i'll be forced to browse shitcoin threads for entertainment, the west has fallen

>> No.55325306

>>55321292
>>55321317
Probably, but through bits and pieces diamond handing meme shit and buying the dip. Now I know better, but only after the income dried up. I'm trading with less than 2K right now. I just want to make $100 a week until I can up my position size.

>> No.55325308

anybody have tips for getting the energy for bench presses? Most exercises I do the routines okay, but that one the difference between having a good and bad day are extremely drastic. No I will not ask this on /fit/. Do I really need to hit the supplements?

>> No.55325325

>>55325308
idk check your breathing?

>> No.55325432

>>55325308
here's my routine brother. 3 miles per day treadmill. 1.5 hours hot yoga sessions a couple few times a week. 35 y/o 6'2.5" 175 lbs fit white male. do a lot of warm up before hand brother. make sure you have some hard joe walsh guitar riffs in the background as you get pumped up. get body loose first with ballistic dynamic movement stretches then light static stretching and turn on some fucking hard ass music riffs really loud. scream a lil bit like you're on the front lines of brave heart with mel gibson next to you after he just said he hates niggers a ton, and then grab those fucking dumbbells with your calloused hands. pick em up as soon as joe walsh starts soloing. scream some more then throw em up and keep screaming until you set the weights down like they are glass and can't break into pieces so you don't scratch moms hardwood floors.

>> No.55325442

>>55319514
What app is this on? Holy lel

>> No.55325461

>>55325442
Nevermind. It’s not real. Fuck

>> No.55325500

>>55325432
lol, I probably do need to better warm ups and increase my cardio

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>>55325500
checked

>> No.55325598

>>55325185
We're now at nearly 330 replies and we're slid to page 6, and it's been over 1 hour since you posted, so it looks like you're not going to deliver. So I'm baking one now.

>> No.55325609

>>55325598
he did deliver. It was deleted.

>> No.55325616

>>55325609
I see. Huh.

>> No.55325645

New:
>>55325643
>>55325643
>>55325643

>> No.55325658

>>55325645
Too early! Stop spamming retard! You fool! You maroon! he janny despises early bakers!