/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55315161]

You'd get $1,000,000 for each limb of your body (finger, thumb, hand, foot, leg etc.)
How many limbs would you cut off?

[Anonymous No.55315177]

>>55315161
Probably three fingers. Both pinkies and my ring finger on my left hand. Plus both pinkie toes, maybe more

[Anonymous No.55315180]

How much for my fingernail clippings?

[Anonymous No.55315194]

I'd cut off my foreskin
Haha just kidding. Bet you'd like that though. You will never have my foreskin

[Anonymous No.55315197]

>>55315161

[Anonymous No.55315205]

>>55315161
0. Easy money is for niggerfaggots.

[Anonymous No.55315216]

>>55315197
Jannies don't want you to get rich from this, moon mission confirmed

[Anonymous No.55315217]

>>55315161
Given that it costs more than $1,000,000 to replace a lost limb (it's not currently possible at all, but even if it were in the realm of feasibility, it'd cost billions to grow one), it's not a good trade.

[Anonymous No.55315230]

>>55315217
Your naked mom regrows my limb if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.55315235]

>>55315197
based botfag kek

[Anonymous No.55315243]

>>55315205
Incredibly, undeniably, unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.55315259]

>>55315235

I don't understand why certain words trigger spam. It's retarded.

[Anonymous No.55315265]

>>55315230
But not for $1,000,000.

[Anonymous No.55315279]

>>55315161
None, why the fuck would I disfigure myself for some shitty money like that? 1 bil and maybe I’d lose a pinky

[Anonymous No.55315292]

>>55315161
None, I'm not dumb.

[Anonymous No.55315314]

I'd give away a toe for 1 mil easy. No way we really need 10 toes. 9 will be fine.

[Anonymous No.55315800]

>>55315265
Yeah. She does it for free

[Anonymous No.55315824]

>>55315161
0, you can't buy limbs

[Anonymous No.55315881]

>>55315800
All the best things in life are free.