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[/smg/ - Stock Market Genral No.55314859]

Triple Witching Edition

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[Anonymous No.55314862]

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[Anonymous No.55314863]

what is the play today /smg/?

[Anonymous No.55314875]

Wheat bros...

[Anonymous No.55314879]

>>55314859
Why is C3 AI pumping so fucking hard daily?

[Anonymous No.55314884]

soooooooo SOXL or TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.55314885]

JOSEPH BIDEN IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT AMERICA HAS EVER HAD. SPX 5000 SOON

[Anonymous No.55314894]

>>55314859
>He bet against america
Let me tell you buddy...

[Anonymous No.55314896]

URANIUM fuel cycle ?

microcap BIOTECHs ?

[Anonymous No.55314907]

Futures just broke yesterday's high

[Anonymous No.55314909]

Straight line up lmfao

[Anonymous No.55314910]

Total bobo death

[Anonymous No.55314913]

uh oh stinky

[Anonymous No.55314922]

>>55314913

[Anonymous No.55314933]

>Sweden's government is ready to step in to stem the fallout from a property rout if tumbling prices cause a wider crisis - a potential harbinger of trouble across Europe. High debts, rising interest rates and a wilting economy has produced a toxic cocktail for Sweden's commercial property companies, with several cut to junk by rating agencies.

>Concerns about the property sector are already weighing on the currency, while investors are wondering if Sweden is only the first domino to fall in Europe. Sweden and Germany are among the worst affected by a widening property slump on the continent, according to Eurostat.

>Property is the lynchpin of the Swedish economy, making up 80% of household debt. Weighed down by home loans, Swedes are twice as heavily indebted as Germans or Italians. Commercial real estate makes up 18% of bank loans, according to the OECD, more than three times the level in Spain or Ireland. Swedish officials are worried that banks could compound property companies' troubled by cutting credit, triggering firesales that would further drag down the market. One of Sweden's biggest landlords, SBB (SBBb.ST), is at the centre of the spiral. It is scrambling to salvage its finances after recently seeing its credit rating downgraded to junk. Coupled with falling property prices and rising mortgage costs, the crisis also threatens a voter backlash against a government already under pressure over a rising tide of gang violence.

>Financial markets minister Wykman said he had held discussions with banks, property companies and investors about the entire commercial property market. This week, analysts at JP Morgan said big banks in Sweden, which had 1 trillion Swedish crowns of property exposure, were 'ill-prepared' for losses.

https://www.reuters.com/markets/europe/sweden-braces-fallout-property-slump-2023-06-16/

What bailout terms should the PIIGS impose on the lazy profligate northern Europe? Is it a good idea to long rape-gangs in Sweden?

[Anonymous No.55314935]

I keep buying tqqq and chasing out and it keeps just going up

[Anonymous No.55314938]

>>55314910
Sure, but who's money are you gonna take next? Bears are wiped out.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.55314952]

>>55314938
>bears are wiped out

[Anonymous No.55314954]

>>55314862
bears are built different

[Anonymous No.55314958]

>>55314933
If they really tighten up on immigrants and their house prices drop I might try to move there.

[Anonymous No.55314961]

>>55314952
>June 2nd
Since then everyone has turned bullish. Nice try mumu

[Anonymous No.55314968]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55314976]

>>55314958
>tighten up on immigrants
Lmao. All the biggest cities in Sweden are fucked. If you want to move there you'll have to live somewhere out in bumfuck nowhere, at least if you want to avoid brown people and Muslim "no-go" zones where the police won't answer emergency calls.
t. married to a Swedish gal

[Anonymous No.55314977]

bang bang bang

[Anonymous No.55314983]

uuuhm what is happening?

[Anonymous No.55314985]

The Great Humbling will begin shortly

[Anonymous No.55314987]

SOFI BROS

[Anonymous No.55314991]

>>55314987
ready to slurp below 8

[Anonymous No.55315006]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.55315014]

>>55314976
Yeah it was a pretty big "if". I'm a Bong and they recently started a program to move all the browns out of London where the rent is cheaper (for the government ofc) so there are now brown and black people in the countryside.

[Anonymous No.55315017]

CVNA still mooning

[Anonymous No.55315018]

>>55315006
WTFWT

[Anonymous No.55315019]

It's gonna be a sight to see when panic starts to set in for mumu
>was it really a bear market rally after all?
>was I wrong?
>stocks don't actually go up everyday forever?
So many obnoxious over the top mumus will be humbled. Our time is coming bobros

[Anonymous No.55315023]

>>55315006
AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.55315026]

What are the best publicly traded nigger owned AI companies to buy?

[Anonymous No.55315029]

>buy stock with £s
>it goes up 3%
>dollar appreciates 3%
>my smile and gains: gone

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.55315030]

>>55314961
>1 week and everyone turned bullish
lmao bobo COPE

[Anonymous No.55315032]

What should I be doing with my poorfag ira?

[Anonymous No.55315034]

Buy calls.

[Anonymous No.55315036]

>>55315019
when?

[Anonymous No.55315039]

>>55315030
>1 week and everyone turned bullish
2 weeks, and yes that's exactly what happened. Price movement creates the narrative. As the rally grew stronger suddenly the economy magically fixed itself and the golden bull run started. Everyone is bullish now

[Anonymous No.55315044]

it's just going to dip in the red for a few minutes and go back up bobo

[Anonymous No.55315050]

Post cute witches

[Anonymous No.55315051]

I hate the market. My biggest mistake of 2023 was playing. Come on Mumu give us a retracement, cheaper calls for you and I get to sell my puts for some of their value back...

[Anonymous No.55315052]

>>55315014
Ah fuck man, now they've ruined the comfy English countryside too? I always wanted to live or at least vacation in a cozy little English seaside town.

[Anonymous No.55315054]

Ok i guess amazon is done taking its morning shit, time to spend the restof the day cleaning it up.

[Anonymous No.55315056]

>>55315036
Maybe today is the top. We're definitely close. Everyone is bullish and crowding into the same trades. Meanwhile the Fed is still hawkish and rates are high

[Anonymous No.55315059]

>>55315032
DCA into major indices, especially on bad days, keep it simple I say

[Anonymous No.55315065]

You call this a dip? Wake me when my trailing stop goes off.

[Anonymous No.55315069]

>>55315052
Seaside towns have mostly been shitholes for a while. There are still nice unspoiled towns though, you just have to look around. Most of them are inland though.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.55315077]

>>55315039
why is volume so low then if everyone made their move this week

[Anonymous No.55315085]

This is your ONLY chance to buy a dip before we blast off to higher highs

[Anonymous No.55315087]

>queerbringer is back

[Anonymous No.55315106]

>>55315087
Whenever you see HARBINGER OF _____ you know the current direction is exhausted and the exact opposite of what the harbinger is saying is about to happen, its a great momentum indicator

[Anonymous No.55315107]

Everything is so expensive! where is my dip!

[Anonymous No.55315110]

Down %4 15 mins into open. I think you can do a little better bobo

[Anonymous No.55315114]

>>55315077
>cash on the sidelines!!!
>everyone will leave their MMF any day now
Mumu cope. Cash gets you 5% risk free

[Anonymous No.55315116]

Is SOFI a good buy?

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.55315117]

>>55315110
bobo can't even get it into red haha

[Anonymous No.55315123]

>>55315114
Cash is a guaranteed negative real return

[Anonymous No.55315125]

>>55314862
lol

[Anonymous No.55315129]

>>55315069
Ah. I'm a mutt, never been to England. Wife lived in Camberley for a while in the 90s though.

[Anonymous No.55315130]

>>55315019
It's going to close the week on green and I'm going to have smoked basa for dinner with potatoes and peas before heading to the gym.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfGKUs90hxI

[Anonymous No.55315131]

>>55315123
>Cash is a guaranteed negative real return
You're getting 5%+ heading into a deflationary recession where the Fed will be slow to cut rates. Sounds good

[Anonymous No.55315134]

>>55315036
Now, fellow stalker.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.55315144]

>>55315131
>Fed will be slow to cut rates
With 31 trillion in debt why would they be like that?

[Anonymous No.55315148]

>>55314913
> permabear who has called 367 of the last 2 market crashes is bearish
News at 11. Also you know that bearishness is a scam to get you to sell your shares cheap to rich people right?

[Anonymous No.55315155]

Now is a good time to buy the dip. Thst move put us under the channel.

[Anonymous No.55315165]

aaaand im green again

[Anonymous No.55315170]

>>55315019
No, your time is not coming, you are just retarded, and the world would be better off with you dead

[Anonymous No.55315181]

>>55315170
>you are just retarded, and the world would be better off with you dead
Typical psychotic mumu behavior. Bobos are truly the good guys in this story. The more obnoxious you are, the more I will enjoy The Great Mumu Humbling of 2023

[Anonymous No.55315182]

>>55315051
If you are a bear you deserve to die for your crime of bearishness. Better practice that customer service smile

[Anonymous No.55315188]

BUDDY, LOOK AT THE 2 YEAR YIELD COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.55315191]

NOTHING
CAN
STOP
THIS
BULL
MARKET

[Anonymous No.55315201]

why is it red

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.55315204]

>>55315181
>The Great Mumu Humbling of 2023
If that happens I'm gonna slurp it

[Anonymous No.55315206]

>>55315181
All bears deserve death followed by hell, down to the last man, woman, and child

[Anonymous No.55315207]

>>55315148
Yield curves don’t lie, we are going to crash but when that is you don’t really know. During that time you’ll have huge rallys because of the money working it’s way through the system, also you can’t predict when the masses (tards) will decide to do manias. So for the past 6 months we’ve created “the magnificent 7” which has created this phenomenon we’re seeing now. I’ve missed this mania which has sucked, but I’m still going to remain risk off because there is no way this is sustainable for a long period of time. But maybe I’m wrong

[Anonymous No.55315209]

BLOODY

FRIDAY

[Anonymous No.55315213]

>>55315188
>mumu thinks yields don't matter
Many lessons will be learned

[Anonymous No.55315233]

>>55315050
Correction: post more cute dark magician girls

[Anonymous No.55315232]

Ayo what the fuck

[Anonymous No.55315234]

>>55315204
>If that happens I'm gonna slurp it
Yeah me too, but not until things are cheaply valued
>>55315206
That's the type of erratic bull behavior that I like to see. The top is near

[Anonymous No.55315239]

Jumped into Soxs calls

I'm up 5%

Was very skeptical so I set a really tight stop. Happy with the trade

[Anonymous No.55315245]

>>55315207
>Yield curves don’t lie
yeah they do. the guy who came up with the yield indicator said so himself lol

[Anonymous No.55315249]

Idk whats pissing me off more, the giant red dildo, or the lack of reaction.

[Anonymous No.55315250]

Here's your dip anon, buy calls.

[Anonymous No.55315256]

+5% DAY YOU FUCKING BOBONIGGERS

[Anonymous No.55315274]

Jimminy cricket... i should have stuck with tslacalls.

[Anonymous No.55315280]

>>55315245
>money is more expensive in the short term than in the long term and this is sustainable for the banks
You’re not serious

[Anonymous No.55315285]

>>55315256
>+5% DAY YOU FUCKING BOBONIGGERS
Scream into the red wave that will soon descend upon you my dear mumu

[Anonymous No.55315291]

>>55315239
I dunno, man. I get roased beans from Mexico and grind them myself. They don't sink.

[Anonymous No.55315297]

BABA chads why are we stalling

[Anonymous No.55315299]

>>55315291
Could have vegetable oil as a preservative.

[Anonymous No.55315304]

lot of ursine hubris itt

[Anonymous No.55315306]

Wow, half an hour open and already 20% of the average volume on psy

[Anonymous No.55315311]

>>55315239
>>55315291
That cheese is prtty good tho ngl
>>55315285
Biden will personally declare bears illegal this afternoon.

[Anonymous No.55315319]

>>55315299
Where? Injected individually inside each bean before they roast it? The beans are dry when I get them.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55315332]

Just went all in on the SPY calls. Lets make some money.

#BoughtTheDip #SPY #Investing

[Anonymous No.55315341]

10y yield chart didn't break out yet, but it didn't break back down either

[Anonymous No.55315348]

>>55315332
*ALERT*
*ALERT*
*ALERT*
THE BAGGOT IS *GOING LONG*!!
MAN YOUR SHORTS!!!!

[Anonymous No.55315352]

>>55315249
Our buttholes are prepared for giant dildos by this point, nothing surprises

[Anonymous No.55315353]

Why is pattern day trading even a thing?

It seems like it is a scam to force newbies to hold profitable overnight positions that turn south.

Seems like bullshit. There is literally no reason in the world for PDT to exist

[Anonymous No.55315357]

Good morning fellow traders.

[Anonymous No.55315358]

>>55315348
FUCK

[Anonymous No.55315360]

ITS OGRE

[Anonymous No.55315365]

tightened my stop even more. seems to me this play was not good one.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55315369]

>>55315353
It's there for your protection.

[Anonymous No.55315371]

>>55315353
Liz Warren wants to protect you from yourself.

[Anonymous No.55315372]

>>55315360
oh man where all in SOFI'anon

[Anonymous No.55315379]

IM JACKED TO THE TiiiiiITTTTTTS!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55315387]

>>55315379
I'M JACKING OFF TO TITS!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55315392]

>>55315280
we were talking about a yield curve indicator, not bank profitability. thanks for the quick W

[Anonymous No.55315395]

>>55315360
oh yeah... dip a little more below 8 so i can get in this bitch

[Anonymous No.55315418]

>>55315392
You’re a dumbass

[Anonymous No.55315428]

>>55315395
Lmao hate you faggot. Yesterday it was 9.

[Anonymous No.55315435]

sell reddit

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.55315450]

>>55315234
>but not until things are cheaply valued
it's the same analysts who told you 2021 that everything wad cheap who now lowered their price targets and tell you that everything is not cheap

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.55315466]

I dont even enjoy trading anymore

I'm just turning my brain off and holding basic bitch shit for years, fuck this rigged game. whole market is fake and gay

MSFT
GOOG
TSLA
META
DASH
TGT
GLD
CHTR
BOIL
SOXL

dont even care anymore
my only joy in life was posting 2d girls here for all of us and the mods kept banning me so i am done with that
bye

[Anonymous No.55315469]

>>55315450
>it's the same analysts who told you 2021 that everything wad cheap who now lowered their price targets and tell you that everything is not cheap
I don't care about the analysts, I'm not buying stocks at the top of a bear market rally. Simple as mumu

[Anonymous No.55315485]

yeah im thinking panic sell

[Anonymous No.55315490]

What if it really was a bull trap

[Anonymous No.55315494]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

[Anonymous No.55315503]

i luv <3 paying taxes

[Anonymous No.55315507]

>>55315490
>What if it really was a bull trap
>what if recessions aren't bullish
>what if a hawkish Fed isn't good for stocks
>what if rates really do matter
>what if higher for longer is true
I cannot express how much I am looking forward to the Great Mumu Humbling

[Anonymous No.55315509]

[Anonymous No.55315512]

A year ago Netflix was down 75.5% from its ATH
Did anyone expect this reversal course that it's on?

[Anonymous No.55315517]

>>55315507
none of that shit matters retard

[Anonymous No.55315520]

Teamsters voted to strike. Hope you sold when I first warned you.

[Anonymous No.55315550]

what dip? the open is bearish or unclear at best

[Anonymous No.55315551]

>>55315517
>what if all the stuff I thought didn't matter actually matters
>what if euphoria was blinding me

[Anonymous No.55315570]

https://youtu.be/upfbEIvwKjc

>>55315550
will we see 375 ever again?
is it really bull trap?

[Anonymous No.55315579]

>>55314859
>a great time to buy bro

[Anonymous No.55315582]

>>55315551
buy the dip bobo

[Anonymous No.55315600]

Let's recap today's price action now that we're back at the open.
Yesterday's close: 4425.84
Today's low: 4425.67

[Anonymous No.55315613]

boring crab opex day. probably slightly grind it up to rope in more call buyers.

[Anonymous No.55315618]

>>55315579
>fag index

[Anonymous No.55315635]

>>55315570
>375
press x to doubt. im thinking 475

[Anonymous No.55315646]

>>55315250
i did unironically at the low

[Anonymous No.55315658]

i think ill stop staring 5 min candles of my position. just causes useless anxiety and stress.

[Anonymous No.55315665]

>>55315466
>Is giving up on trading but is going to hold GLD in a long term portfolio
Anon, why are you the way you are?

[Anonymous No.55315682]

>micron about to lose half of it's revenue because of china
>still only down 5% since it got announced
yeah, I am thinking we are back mumus

[Anonymous No.55315683]

>>55315658
yeah use 2 minute candles instead

[Anonymous No.55315684]

>>55315665
Looks like we about to get justed.

[Anonymous No.55315697]

dont sell please

[Anonymous No.55315698]

gaymd taking a shit again while everything else is green

[Anonymous No.55315717]

Any upside on NVO?

[Anonymous No.55315720]

>>55315698
WAKE ME UP INSIDE (CAN'T WAKE UP)

[Anonymous No.55315723]

>retards who shilled sofi
>retards who bought sofi
bros.

[Anonymous No.55315725]

please hit 7 dollars WEAT please please please please please please please i need this man i got a house to build and i want another bedroom

[Anonymous No.55315747]

>I didnt by unity in 2022 when it was being shilled here and was constantly getting beat down
>now I am going to miss the golden bull run to be on par with other major tech stocks

how was I supposed to know they were going to be partnered with apple? I would have bought

[Anonymous No.55315763]

anyone playing next week earning reports ?
the only interesting ones are PDCO, FDS, DRI and ACN.
did anyone research them ?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55315771]

>>55315466
f

[Anonymous No.55315784]

>>55315466
I like boobs.

[Anonymous No.55315790]

Thats enough bobo for 1 day.

[Anonymous No.55315791]

Would ya look at that, I'm green on BOIL

[Anonymous No.55315795]

is TSLA going to pump or dump after earnings?

[Anonymous No.55315803]

>>55314875
>>55315725
We did all we could to warn those big city boys. Now the time of the Ag Baron has arrived.

[Anonymous No.55315822]

>>55315803
im +130% on my options but i need more

[Anonymous No.55315845]

Why the fuck is SPX up 0.10% but SPY is -0.30% ??

Never seen anything like it.

[Anonymous No.55315847]

NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN BELARUS

[Anonymous No.55315861]

>>55315822
And you still need more for another bedroom? How much did you buy?

[Anonymous No.55315877]

Markets are closed on Monday for Juneteenth. Make sure to do something nice for your wife's bull.

[Anonymous No.55315879]

>>55315791
THATS IT im FOMOing into BOIL SURELYZ this tiem will be different and not like last time when i whent all in at 6 dollars and only when to 7 before shitting itself

[Anonymous No.55315918]

>>55314859
>buy calls
red
>buy puts
red
I think im genuinely retarded. Pic very related.

[Anonymous No.55315930]

>>55315879
I got out just now with a meager 4% profit.

[Anonymous No.55315938]

>>55315861
i bought 165 far otm july calls if it hits 7 i think half of them will double in price but i only need like 5k i already made the rest earlier months

[Anonymous No.55315941]

Xerox is undervalued tech stock zoom out

[Anonymous No.55315944]

>>55315845
Probably just means that today is the ex-dividend date for SPY. Given that the quarterly yield of SPY is around 0.4% it makes sense.

[Anonymous No.55315959]

>>55315683
nah i watch daily during market open if im following my position.

[Anonymous No.55315968]

>>55315930
why do they look so sickly?

[Anonymous No.55315976]

>>55315968
Aids'll do that to you

[Anonymous No.55315980]

>muh valuation
>muh volatility
>muh pe ratio
>muh delta theta peepee poopoo
>muh etc

Don't care. I look at the 5 year chart of a stock and see if it's going up or down.

[Anonymous No.55315983]

>>55315877
>55315877
shut up tard

[Anonymous No.55315987]

>KWEB

[Anonymous No.55315991]

>>55315918
>sell calls
win
>sell puts
win

[Anonymous No.55316002]

>>55315991
this is a beaver market now

[Anonymous No.55316003]

>>55315991
Why are large rodents so fuckin smug?

[Anonymous No.55316005]

>>55315944
Makes sense. Thanks anon
Have a big tiddy vampire qt

[Anonymous No.55316006]

>>55315968
>>55315976
Bud light'll do that to you

[Anonymous No.55316023]

the market has crabs.

[Anonymous No.55316027]

lmao the low of the day so far for my stock is exactly my stop loss.

im starting to suspect some kind of jewish shenanigans here.

[Anonymous No.55316032]

>>55316023
Eat the crabs

[Anonymous No.55316033]

>>55316003
big enough to not get predated on, small enough to do rodent things

[Anonymous No.55316042]

>>55316027
The very first time I tried stops, they got hunted within 5 minutes. On two completely unrelated stocks, contrary to any trends or reasonable levels.

[Anonymous No.55316049]

>>55316027
Every time I've used a stop loss I get sniped and then the stock immediately recovers. I don't fuck with 'em anymore.

[Anonymous No.55316051]

>>55316042
brokerage selling your stop information to bigger players
BET

[Anonymous No.55316079]

I have never done options trading and never will

[Anonymous No.55316084]

>>55316051
that's why you buy in small, set a stop, then wire $200k to your broker and go balls deep long 1 cent before your stop right after taking it off.
hunt this nigger.

[Anonymous No.55316089]

>>55316033
>>55316033
>rodent things
Feels good man

[Anonymous No.55316093]

>>55316084

[Anonymous No.55316097]

>>55316084
Devilishly based

[Anonymous No.55316102]

>>55316079
same here

[Anonymous No.55316104]

>>55315983
Don't tell me to shut up you fucking chuds! Now apologize.

[Anonymous No.55316108]

I have 8k I need to turn into 100k by EOY. How should I go about doing this?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55316119]

>>55315877
June Tenth was like a fucking week ago. It's closed Monday for Father's Day observed.

[Anonymous No.55316125]

>>55315239
>soxs is up buy NVDS is down
reeee

[Anonymous No.55316126]

>>55316108
Selling Fentanyl

[Anonymous No.55316131]

>>55316119
Really nigger?

[Anonymous No.55316140]

today's price action is the most obvious case of market maker manipulation ever, keeping everything pinned to yesterday's close. this shit will shoot up like a rocket before tuesday's open and everyone will just write it off as being closed for 3 days cause of niggerday.

[Anonymous No.55316142]

>>55316108
Make meth

[Anonymous No.55316144]

lads I have $2 and need to turn it into $500 billion by the end of the day

what do

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55316160]

>>55316144
get a 2 dollar roll of paper towels and suck 25 billion dicks for 20 dollars each.

[Anonymous No.55316161]

>>55316042
>>55316049
yeah suspisicous. could be also the stock is staritng to go down.

i bought in at a risky place so its not surprise i got rekt

[Anonymous No.55316163]

>Martin Luther King Jr and Juneteenth
They should pick only one, change my mind.

[Anonymous No.55316165]

i dont want to jinx it, but im feeling good about my trade. going on a hike today too. nature will imbue me with trading powers of the eagle.

[Anonymous No.55316173]

>>55316165
Based trail enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.55316174]

>>55315877
I’m just hoping for some kind of St. Floyd’s Day rally so I can successfully swing a few bags at even a marginal profit for some fent this weekend

[Anonymous No.55316175]

[Anonymous No.55316178]

Literally no one

NO ONE

had ever heard of juneteenth until trump had a rally on that day and the media needed something to bash trump with because it was election year

[Anonymous No.55316188]

>>55316163
its all just marxist tactics. they claim more and more fake holidays and "[insert obscure minority group] week" to keep focus on their agenda to dismantle the traditional culture and law.

[Anonymous No.55316191]

im going to head off soon drink and shoot the shit in another town with my bros. will be nice to forget about this market failure i had.

[Anonymous No.55316192]

>>55316175
We told you not to get involved in that

[Anonymous No.55316193]

>>55316175
So
Glad I sold at 9 for a quick in an out, but not sure if I should get back in right now or see if 7 is achievable

[Anonymous No.55316197]

DRI missed only 1 quarter earnings in 9 years

[Anonymous No.55316201]

>>55316175
sofi king we todd it

[Anonymous No.55316204]

why did everything suddenly go red

[Anonymous No.55316205]

NEGATIVE TICKS

[Anonymous No.55316213]

>>55316119
Seeing as your somebody of the Jewish faith, I'm very disappointed you'd make jokes about a marginalized people's holiday.

[Anonymous No.55316218]

>>55316204
you called it upon yourself >>55315209

[Anonymous No.55316221]

Man SOXL really fell off a cliff this morning.

[Anonymous No.55316224]

>>55316191
>no bros
Market pissing me off all week, just constant red.
The ride never ends, anon.

[Anonymous No.55316227]

>>55316201
>>55316193
>>55316192
Yep. Looks like I'll be holding it for a while. It's a smaller position of mine but still, it's a lead weight right now.

[Anonymous No.55316232]

>>55316221
i bought 100 of the next friday $26 calls at the bottom

[Anonymous No.55316236]

>>55316218
I didn't mean it though I was just memeing

[Anonymous No.55316249]

i inverse retail for fun so i read some forums where they hang out. there seems to be the prevalent belief that "long positions pay for short positions" and the reverse, so one side's loss is another side's gain. that's wrong, correct?

[Anonymous No.55316280]

>>55316249
its called hedging, retail just doesnt know how to execute it

[Anonymous No.55316295]

SPY 438 in 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.55316316]

Heres your red day Bobo XD

[Anonymous No.55316318]

>>55316232
>at the bottom

[Anonymous No.55316324]

>>55316224
yeah. well im glad ive found a system. so im less randomly gambling. i think i need to go full autist follow the rules 100% to get better results.

im too wishywashy otherwise. the failure i had now was i bought at the wrong time in too high risk area and the risk was realized. what a suprise..

im gonna be wrong a gazillion times so better just keep going and get used to it.

[Anonymous No.55316327]

>>55316280
i meant that they say "thank you for your money, bears" or something to that effect, as if there are two camps that take each other's money

[Anonymous No.55316341]

Other than /pol/tard memes why shouldn’t I buy TGT now?

[Anonymous No.55316355]

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.55316359]

>>55316341
BUD did actually get heemed and crashed down to the level you'd expect if North American Bud Light sales were zeroed out.

Are normie housewives as repulsed by trannies grooming kids as alcoholics were by queer beer? Who knows. But I wouldn't expect it to recover 100%.

[Anonymous No.55316360]

Holy Fuck I just realized IRBT made me big bucks. Thanks for the free money Mr. Market

[Anonymous No.55316364]

>>55316341
Out of principal.

[Anonymous No.55316378]

>>55316355
SELL!
SELL FOR YOUR LIVES!

[Anonymous No.55316385]

GOD DAMN BAGGIE YOU FUCKING CURSED FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.55316387]

>>55316360
Just zoomed out and what in blazes is that chart?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55316389]

This shit is so fucking rigged, why the fuck is it going down? Is the market pricing in the lack of productivity because of Black Day 2?

[Anonymous No.55316394]

https://www.nola.com/news/politics/legislature/massive-software-hack-exposes-most-louisianans-omv-data/article_d16a549c-0bbe-11ee-9c01-7f6c2375dace.amp.html

[Anonymous No.55316396]

>>55315918
>buy calls
>buy puts
> .05 otm forever

[Anonymous No.55316397]

>>55316341
DG has better upside and WMT has better marketshare. I don't know a single person who shops at a Target.

[Anonymous No.55316407]

>>55316359
Women are the only reason trannies are allowed to exist. Every single woman I've ever talked to about it can't for the life of them figure out why men are repulsed by men in a dress.

[Anonymous No.55316414]

>>55316327
if they're saying all moves are caused by people getting stopped out on the other camp then its probably wrong. you can imagine a scenario where price is being pushed up by buyers rather than shorts getting stopped out. the frequency or ratio of each one i dont know, but probably not as absolute as they put it.

[Anonymous No.55316415]

>>55316387
The Roomba pattern

[Anonymous No.55316416]

>>55316005
Those bangs are awful. Probably takes fashion advance from Yolandi.

[Anonymous No.55316426]

>>55316397
DG has better market penetration

[Anonymous No.55316428]

>>55316415
>Bumps into walls randomly
>Completely reverses to pick a new direction
Checks out.

[Anonymous No.55316447]

>>55314859
how does this blonde bitch still work at bloomberg she is visibly tweaking on camera every day scratching at non existent bugs under her skin and moving her fingers and hands erratically and is clearly emaciated

[Anonymous No.55316462]

>>55315930
that's what AIDS looks like.

[Anonymous No.55316471]

>>55316193
7 looks very likely. i'd honestly wait until then and then scoop up the dip.

[Anonymous No.55316474]

>>55316447
That's just wall street. Everyone is tweaking

[Anonymous No.55316489]

>>55314976
There are like three big cities in sweden though.

Eskilstuna was actually fine when I visited it years ago (its been half a decade so maybe not so much anymore) and it has a population of ~60k. I don't remember seeing a single nog.

The problem with sweden is that its impossible to find race data for cities. Their "foreign born" includes finns which used to be almost all of them before they let in 1 million subhumans over the last decade.

[Anonymous No.55316490]

I hope oil collapses and mecca gets nuked.

fuck the saudis for failing to control the price of oil with this weak shit.

[Anonymous No.55316497]

THIS MARKET IS SCHIZO AS FUCK BRO WTF

[Anonymous No.55316498]

Imagine being a swedecuck lmao.

[Anonymous No.55316512]

>>55316489
Has it spread to smaller cities as well? It's sad what's happened to Malmo though that's been brewing for a long time. My in-laws live in a small suburb outside of Stockholm, I hope the brown plague never reaches them.

[Anonymous No.55316515]

>>55316462
>>55315976
Speaking of which, dickpox is showing some promise in London with 11 new cases in the past few weeks.

[Anonymous No.55316543]

>>55316515
I had fun memeing and swing trading SIGA last year but I think the monkee poz ride is over. Never held any BVNRY, though.

[Anonymous No.55316553]

>>55316543
Yeah I'm out as soon as BVNRY announces their RSV vaccine results. Should be a decent exit scam pop and I'll leave the dead money that is biotech.

[Anonymous No.55316555]

>>55316543
That Apu needs some sunglasses

[Anonymous No.55316556]

>>55316515
>pride month
>increase of mpox
Total coincidence

[Anonymous No.55316557]

What's the play today? Still socksl calls and tqqq shares?

[Anonymous No.55316561]

GREEEN MONDAY LETS GO

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55316569]

>>55316557
Today's play is cutting my fucking losses at -50%. Fucking shit's fucking rigged. I'm going to buy a bottle of scotch and get so drunk tonight i can't even get a hard on for my gookfu.

[Anonymous No.55316572]

im off now. have a good weekend bros.

[Anonymous No.55316571]

>>55316555
What are the gayest shades you can think of and I'll shoop some in

[Anonymous No.55316573]

>>55316561
it's black Monday anon.

[Anonymous No.55316575]

>>55316556
It's uh, just due to increased skin contact for people wearing warm weather clothes. That's all.

[Anonymous No.55316580]

>>55316571
I don't konw, I'm not gay. Ask Rocker

[Anonymous No.55316587]

>>55316557
slurping the soxl dip for the backed up Tuesday rip to $32

[Anonymous No.55316589]

>>55316572
you too fren

[Anonymous No.55316593]

>>55316573
niggative hombre its MOON in JOON

[Anonymous No.55316594]

>>55316572
You too.

[Anonymous No.55316600]

>>55316594
Frasier's apartment was so comfy.
>>55316572
Have a good weekend homie

[Anonymous No.55316601]

>>55316569
I guess our lives our cyclical baggot, I'm just now putting down the bottle for awhile. I put a 4 week cool down lock on my draftkings account as well. You can start drinking for me now.

[Anonymous No.55316603]

>NVDA popping off again

[Anonymous No.55316610]

>>55316593
yes after black Monday...

[Anonymous No.55316612]

Am I gonna make it

[Anonymous No.55316625]

>>55316612
>longing white women credit cards, mudsharks, and groomer fashion
unironically yes. your gonna be rich anon.

[Anonymous No.55316638]

>>55316612
Depends, did target stop supporting degeneracy?

[Anonymous No.55316652]

>>55316612
Not unless WMT starts making all their greeters trannies.

[Anonymous No.55316657]

>>55316638
>things that are different than me are degenerate

Nigga I don’t give a shit where my money comes from.

[Anonymous No.55316661]

>>55316612
Yikes

[Anonymous No.55316663]

>>55316612
Yes, lulu and sbux are also some solid choices.

[Anonymous No.55316666]

>>55316657
>things that are different than me are degenerate
Unironically yes.

[Anonymous No.55316674]

Damn I am getting micro heemed today

[Anonymous No.55316675]

>>55316666
ch ch checked morales sisters?

[Anonymous No.55316677]

>>55316512
No idea, it hadnt when i was there in 2015 but that was nearly a decade. also like i said they only have like 3 big cities and Malmo is one of them. no other city is bigger than 200k people.

Stockholm - over a million
Gothenburg - about half a million or so
Malmo - a third of a million

im sure the majority of the human waste is in large cities just like everywhere else

the only 1st world countries ive been to with trash populating large swathes of the countryside are america and canada, and canada is like australia in that their countryside has next to no one in it. in america's case they took a lot of land from mexicans that just didnt go anywhere, so you have border counties full of people that were there since the 20s and have always been brown.

[Anonymous No.55316683]

Wait can a bobo explain to me why breaking out is bearish again?

[Anonymous No.55316690]

ADM chart looks solid.

[Anonymous No.55316709]

>vix at 13
>market swinging like a bi-polar boxer

what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.55316713]

>>55316638
They moved all the tranny shit to the back of the store so it's not in your face now as soon as you walk in, I think.

[Anonymous No.55316715]

I think today is looking like a slurp day
...time to start a wire transfer

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55316725]

>>55316601
You still drink bud light though right?

[Anonymous No.55316730]

>>55316709
VIX is 30 days out. What's VIX1D look like?

[Anonymous No.55316740]

>>55316713
Not good enough. Resume boycott.
>>55316725
No, I drink keystone.

[Anonymous No.55316751]

>>55316730
also broken

[Anonymous No.55316758]

>>55316730
>VIX1D
Kansas

[Anonymous No.55316776]

>>55316652
>Not unless WMT starts making all their greeters trannies.
They have a few

[Anonymous No.55316780]

>>55316758
>>55316730
Yikes

[Anonymous No.55316781]

>>55316776
Josie is all woman. A fugly woman but a woman nonetheless.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55316785]

>>55316740
I used to drink a ton of Keystone Ice. That shit could actually give you a buzz.

[Anonymous No.55316799]

>>55314862
Based

[Anonymous No.55316822]

wtf was that

[Anonymous No.55316824]

>>55316683
Overbought. Over slurped. Exuberant. Euphoric. Hooked.

[Anonymous No.55316845]

>>55316785
used to be a 36 pack for 12 bucks. I know it well.

[Anonymous No.55316860]

>>55316824
I agree but my question is how can you position to not lose while it squeezes higher. bobo crying doesn't seem to work. sqqq soxs seems like decay to 0/splits, and puts are just burning cash and furthering the squeeze. it's gonna take a legit news event. Bonds seem to believe the extra hikes by eoy, equities seem to think the pause is not a skip. I wonder who will be right.

[Anonymous No.55316887]

doritos fritos and cheetos

[Anonymous No.55316890]

>>55316822
you tell me

[Anonymous No.55316901]

what's a good money market ETF?

[FRESH No.55316910]

>>55316903
>>55316903
>>55316903

[Anonymous No.55316921]

>>55316860
If you don't want a negative carry write call spreads retard

[Anonymous No.55317009]

you guys are my only friends and i dont like half of you. thanks for making me feel welcome even when i know im not.h

[Anonymous No.55317092]

>>55316781
Are you trolling? She's fucking garbage. Flat as a fucking boy and some weeb wannabe haircut. Face full of ugly piercings and moves like a wigger. Probably has tattoos too or will in the future. You have extreme mental illness and shit taste. The fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.55317103]

>>55317092
Yeah, so ask yourself whether that's a 2/10 natural woman or some twink tranny that's completely failing.

[Anonymous No.55317693]

>>55314859
I jerked off to this last year, I'm doing it again this year

[Anonymous No.55317817]

>>55316027
This is why I don’t use stop losses anymore. Market makers hunt for retail goyims stop losses and make sure they get filled to fuck us over. I just keep a close eye, I don’t ever put in an order unless my conviction is high, and if the trade goes wrong I just sell once it’s -15% or so.