/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55309680]

11 year employment gap

[Anonymous No.55309841]

[Anonymous No.55309859]

>>55309680
start making shit up bud
thats what i did to help catapult me into my career

[Anonymous No.55309866]

nigga how is an employment gap even real, just lie nigga hahahahah

[Anonymous No.55310160]

>>55309680
family business
freelance
companies that don't exist

[Anonymous No.55310223]

For fucks sake lie on your resume you dumbfuck.

You don't have a 11 year gap, you have 11 years of experience.

Like 90% of my resume is a lie

[Anonymous No.55310279]

It's not like they'll call whatever workplace you put on there to verify you actually worked there lmao

[Anonymous No.55310310]

>>55309841
Your gift is too great for me

[Anonymous No.55310341]

>>55309841
Please dark lord save me from monthly haircuts

[Anonymous No.55310566]

I had an 8 year gap and got a shitty retail wagie job

[Anonymous No.55310577]

>>55309680
What did you do for 11 years?

[Anonymous No.55310608]

>>55310310
>>55310341
I give no answer because any answer is wrong. To ask for any favor is to acknowledge the dark lord as a dark lord - specifically as a lord. One would have then a dark lord whereas before, one would had none. The act of asking for a favor is what made him a lord in your eyes, plus he was also dark, and now he's also a dark lord.
It doesn't matter whether asks for the hair to grow or not; one shouldn't even ask.

[Anonymous No.55310620]

>>55310608

[Anonymous No.55310624]

>>55310608
Nigger shut the fuck up and mald me

[Anonymous No.55310626]

>>55309680
Why not just keep NEETing?

[Anonymous No.55310633]

>>55310624
I have no such power, I'm afraid.
Though I would ask: "why?".