/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.55306731]

Exit Liquidity Edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com

>Stock Market Vocabulary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://nhentai.net/search/?q=tomboy
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com

>Options (trade these even if you haven't read any of these links):
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com
https://www.finscreener.com

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Links for people buying the top:
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org
https://www.sprc.org
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars:
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com


Previous thread: >>55304517

[Anonymous No.55306743]

i sold

[Anonymous No.55306747]

I bought

[Anonymous No.55306749]

im going all in on CORN wish me luck brothers

[Anonymous No.55306750]

i bought

[Anonymous No.55306751]

I held

[Anonymous No.55306757]

reminder to filter tripfaggots

[Anonymous No.55306760]

>market goes high
>/biz/ kills themselves
What?

[Anonymous No.55306764]

We're going to 5k. If you're selling now you're leaving a lot of money on the table.

[Anonymous No.55306766]

>>55306731
Im stuck bagholding kold because i was too retarded to sell when I was up on monday

[Anonymous No.55306770]

What's for lunch, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.55306772]

I bought the top of BOIL

[Anonymous No.55306778]

>>55306760
Bitter incel bobos

[Anonymous No.55306781]

>dd
Here are the approximate returns of the listed bull markets within the last 30 years:

1. October 1990 to March 2000:
- The S&P 500 had a cumulative return of approximately 417% during this period, representing an average annual return of around 19%.

2. October 2002 to October 2007:
- The S&P 500 had a cumulative return of approximately 101% during this period, representing an average annual return of around 15%.

3. March 2009 to February 2020:
- The S&P 500 had a cumulative return of approximately 400% during this period, representing an average annual return of around 14%.

[Anonymous No.55306782]

OOOOOO OO OO OOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55306792]

>>55306749
And why not WEAT?

[Anonymous No.55306801]

I WILL own chink slaves and they WILL make me RICH

[Anonymous No.55306804]

>>55306801
AAPL or BABA?

[Anonymous No.55306820]

>The bears thought they had it

[Anonymous No.55306826]

>everyone piled into the same trades
>no one hedged against a downturn
>no one left shorting anything
>VIX getting crushed everyday
Sure would be an interesting time for a black swan event

[Anonymous No.55306836]

[Anonymous No.55306839]

Ok, but seriously, buy calls or just hold for now? What's happening next week?

[Anonymous No.55306842]

>>55306826
i sure don't have any shorts. i'm super long. nothing can go wrong.

[Anonymous No.55306843]

>>55306731
This is a suckers rally!

[Anonymous No.55306844]

>>55306826
>black swan
>on Juneteenth
Pottery

[Anonymous No.55306847]

>>55306770
ham on a homemade ciabatta

[Anonymous No.55306854]

>>55306839
Line goes up

[Anonymous No.55306855]

I'm taking this heeming as an opportunity to readjust my chart and indicator settings. I have it set too sensitive and it's caused me to dip out of trades too soon, enter too early, freak out and do dumb stuff like totally disregard the entire strategy I have because I FEEL LIKE IT.

[Anonymous No.55306862]

>>55306836
hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.55306867]

>>55306826
I forgot:
>job loss claims/unemployment steadily rising
>manufacturing dumping
>retail sales drying up
>student loan repayments starting
>EU in a recession
>US entering a recession
It really would be something if there is a negative event and everything comes back to reality

[Anonymous No.55306879]

>>55306839
Buy shares.

[Anonymous No.55306884]

Quick, I need an easy 2x

[Anonymous No.55306885]

>>55306867
>retail sales drying up
Can strike this off the list as of today

[Anonymous No.55306887]

>>55306867
wall of worry. just sit on the sidelines forever you pussy

[Anonymous No.55306888]

>>55306862
I got absolutely rekt. It’s brutal

[Anonymous No.55306892]

>>55306855
The transition from crab market to bull market is easy to miss

[Anonymous No.55306901]

>>55306884
Have you heard of this obscure computer parts manufacturer trading under the ticker NVDA?

[Anonymous No.55306905]

>>55306867
you cant just say things with green text and hope that makes it true
fucking stupid ass bobo faggot

[Anonymous No.55306915]

We are never closing red again are we bros?

[Anonymous No.55306919]

>>55306892
Can't believe we had a perfect diamond top formation then it broke to the upside. Outplayed.

[Anonymous No.55306924]

>>55306887
Every past tightening cycle has ended with an event. Why will this one be any different?

[Anonymous No.55306925]

>>55306731
>Yellen warns US dollar will lose status as reserve currency
>China gonna dump US treasuries soon
>Taiwan got announcements to evacuate US citizens

Bros, if it does happen, how do I profit from the USD collapsing?

[Anonymous No.55306935]

Every single AI stock is neon green

[Anonymous No.55306938]

>>55306836
They expect one of us in the wreckage brother

[Anonymous No.55306939]

>>55306925

[Anonymous No.55306961]

>>55306935
80 IQ investing works.
>Which crypto is best? The one with the meme dog
>Which AI stock is best? The one with the ticker AI.
>What should you buy during a Fed hiking cycle? Stocks that promise revenue decades from now.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55306963]

>>55306925
The chinks are going to invade the twinks in less than a month's time

[Anonymous No.55306979]

SHORT OIL!

[Anonymous No.55306992]

>>55306961
>80 IQ investing works.
You either have to be sub 80 IQ or over 150 IQ to be successful in investing, everyone in between gets screwed

[Anonymous No.55307015]

>>55306992
Midwit here can confirm

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55307017]

>>55306979
>shorting oil when ww3 is about to kick into high gear
ishygddt

[Anonymous No.55307021]

>>55307015
Same, it's painful

[Anonymous No.55307024]

>>55306826
>Buys 0DTE and instantly cancels black swan
you're welcome

[Anonymous No.55307029]

>>55306979
>>55307017
Granholm will keep taking huge, smelly (SPR) dumps on the market for the next couple weeks.

[Anonymous No.55307034]

>>55306770
a ham sammich with muenster cheese and yellow mustard
ruffles chips
diced peaches
a glass of water

[Anonymous No.55307040]

Stop replying to the retarded tripfaggots

[Anonymous No.55307046]

>>55306772
no way
you just bought it at 3 bucks, its on its way to 300

[Anonymous No.55307060]

>>55306901
>manufacturer
*designer

[Anonymous No.55307070]

>>55307060
Ha, right. Now you'll tell me they're completely reliant on a manufacturer in the middle of an imminent war zone.

[Anonymous No.55307071]

Goodyear Tire & Rubber Co
Nabors Industries Ltd
Range Resources Corp
Southwestern Energy Co
Jabil Circuit Inc

holy FUCK i love these companies

[Anonymous No.55307074]

I'm mkaing monye

[Anonymous No.55307076]

why the hell is AMD dragging SOXL down today

[Anonymous No.55307087]

>>55307071
>Goodyear Tire & Rubber Co
>Heavy ass EVs absolutely chew through tires
Why is this not $30/share?

[Anonymous No.55307095]

>>55307087
HOLY SHIT im in

[Anonymous No.55307099]

>but muh fear and sneed index!

[Anonymous No.55307105]

>>55307071
>Nabors Industries Ltd
Also might I interest the sir in TDW, RIG, or BORR?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55307112]

>>55307029
Granholm is going to be impeached for lying to congress.

[Anonymous No.55307114]

>>55306884
Long the federal interest

[Anonymous No.55307117]

HOLY SHIT POWER HOUR

[Anonymous No.55307120]

that's it. I've decided to vote for Jim Brandon in the next election. it is becoming impossible to deny his economic success and the strength of the economy he has built.

[Anonymous No.55307138]

>>55307112
Baggie, that's like saying you'll get arrested for sodomy and miscegenation. While the charges are true and despicable, there's zero chance of punishment.

[Anonymous No.55307150]

>>55307070
Nobody would be that dumb...

[Anonymous No.55307160]

>>55307120
Frankly, the Fed should have more meetings where they announce no change to any policy.

[Anonymous No.55307191]

>>55307120
Get in, Jack. We're... we're going to the thing.

[Anonymous No.55307194]

Ok guys I want $75 TQQQ
Last time I listened to you clowns and FOMO'd into something I lost 100%

[Anonymous No.55307203]

>>55307191
You could give that man a stroke by saying the Dow is at 35,000. He still thinks it's the 1980s.

[Anonymous No.55307210]

Holybagholders batman,look at all these suckers line up to take sloppy seconds from MM

[Anonymous No.55307211]

there will literally be no pullback, ever.

[Anonymous No.55307223]

SPY 450 next week

[Anonymous No.55307232]

>>55307120
I myself am waiting to see what the price of a 4th of July cookout is over the next two years before I make up my mind.

[Anonymous No.55307236]

>>55307211
Whose buying though besides reddit. Hedges arent this stupid.

[Anonymous No.55307240]

>>55307223
>next week
why not tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.55307239]

This week has been nothing but green dildos blasting off into space. In this moment, I am euphoric.

[Anonymous No.55307242]

>>55307210
I'd take some sloppy from Marissa Mayer desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.55307246]

>>55307211
>SPX 4800 18 months ago
>5% better economy
>9% higher CPI
>F.E.D. equally gutless
>4800 * 1.05 * 1.09 = fair value of 5493

So yes, we'll overshoot to 6000 and pull back to 5200.

[Anonymous No.55307256]

This is incredible exuberance. Really.

[Anonymous No.55307260]

This isn't sustainable right?

[Anonymous No.55307261]

>>55307239
Same here anon. My options for SOXL expiring in January have done nothing but print. Even in red days like these im still up 50%

[Anonymous No.55307263]

>>55307240
"If you say why not SPY 450 tomorrow, I say why not today? If you say today at 4 o'clock, I say why not 3 o'clock?
-John von "Bull Chad" Neumann

[Anonymous No.55307272]

>>55307203
>Sir, the Soviet Union fell 30 years ago

[Anonymous No.55307281]

So this is cool and all, but I sold 27 6/16 $90 SPXL calls...

[Anonymous No.55307283]

>>55307263
Why not S&P 5000 tomorrow? There's no reason to wait, just get it over with.

[Anonymous No.55307286]

>>55307260
yes it is, we are probably going 2x from here before 2024

[Anonymous No.55307287]

>>55307272
>Thanks to President Ronald Reagan
>The actor?!

[Anonymous No.55307289]

So what is the next manufactured bobo cope?

[Anonymous No.55307291]

>>55307260
Sustainable, organic, free range, even fair trade.

[Anonymous No.55307293]

>PARABOLIC MOVE HAPPENING NOW.

[Anonymous No.55307294]

Little Bobo little Bobo
He's a broke little Bobo
He's lost hope little Bobo
He's a joke little Bobo

[Anonymous No.55307297]

I can't believe he was right. But is he gonna be right about the global deflationary bust too?

[Anonymous No.55307300]

>>55307289
Muh opex

[Anonymous No.55307304]

Upper threshold of my expected range of
>S&P 500 ~4350pts (+/- 75pts) 1H 2023
reached and breached.
This breach could possibly indicate the completion of this leg.

[Anonymous No.55307305]

>>55307232
buy SPY then the price of a cookout doesn't matter. we are all getting rich anon.

[Anonymous No.55307307]

>>55307287
Based and BTTF pilled.

[Anonymous No.55307311]

>>55307289
Student loan repayments, but that'll be nothing too because earnings don't matter anymore

[Anonymous No.55307322]

Feelsgood daytraders dont give a damn about what the market is doing. It goes any direction intraday. Market movements are for boomers who liked to get raped by the afterhours jew.

[Anonymous No.55307326]

If you had a million dollars and went all in on Carvana this morning, you'd have to be completely retarded.

But you'd also be $150k richer.

[Anonymous No.55307327]

>>55307304
4500

[Anonymous No.55307332]

>>55307304
Nasdaq is now on the peak set back in March 2022.

[Anonymous No.55307340]

>>55307304
Bottom signal

[Anonymous No.55307345]

Bulls just push the S&P to 4500 and get it over with please

[Anonymous No.55307346]

>>55307332
Did March 2022 have AI and an accommodative Fed? No? Didn't think so.

[Anonymous No.55307348]

>>55307332

[Anonymous No.55307349]

>>55307327
possible

[Anonymous No.55307356]

>>55307289
They’ll probably say the commercial office buildings getting defaulted on is LITERALLY 2008 ALL OVER AGAIN without any understanding of the situation

[Anonymous No.55307357]

parabolic euphoria

[Anonymous No.55307367]

NOTHING
CAN
STOP
THIS
BULL
MARKET

[Anonymous No.55307371]

you didn't bet against america, did you anon?

[Anonymous No.55307377]

>>55307150
Just made this new Pepe from that photo
First time this Pepe is posted
Super rare

[Anonymous No.55307383]

GG I lost 5k today and I could have prevented it. I even had long position yesterday, but I closed them instead of holding them as a hedge. I'm so stupid.

[Anonymous No.55307384]

MY CALLS PLEASE SEND HELP
bobo!

[Anonymous No.55307385]

SOFI BROS...were back.

[Anonymous No.55307393]

>>55307377
Checked and alt+clicked that shit like lightning.

[Anonymous No.55307396]

I don't even know what to say to bobo at this point. I don't even feel compassion. It's not like we didn't tell you to buy tech for the past 6 months.

[Anonymous No.55307397]

ATH in the S&P 500 by EoM looking better now huh?

[Anonymous No.55307399]

>>55307348
>July 2023 - SPY 500

[Anonymous No.55307400]

>>55307326
like weeks ago an anon posted the Carvana all time chart and said
>they expect me to buy this chart
then it fucking exploded, sucks to be tht guy

[Anonymous No.55307406]

Every bobo roped already

[Anonymous No.55307407]

So whats with todays pump? I dont see any news for the pump.

[Anonymous No.55307409]

>>55306792
kinda scared of touching wheat because of the war, who knows what might happen

[Anonymous No.55307410]

>>55307396
You went all in 100x long on nvda in dec right?

[Anonymous No.55307416]

>>55307407
Number go up

[Anonymous No.55307421]

>>55307409
The war wont end within this year if thats what your worried about

[Anonymous No.55307424]

>>55307409
Its just bread it wont shoot you

[Anonymous No.55307427]

>>55307407
Duh, stocks are pumping on news of stocks pumping

[Anonymous No.55307428]

>>55307407
Economy is strong, dont need more reason

[Anonymous No.55307433]

>>55307407
AI means no news needed.

[Anonymous No.55307434]

I AM BUYING PUTS @ 4200. We are overbought

[Anonymous No.55307441]

I have 9.5k in cash, should I hold onto it and wait for a little dippy or dump it into something?

[Anonymous No.55307443]

>>55307434
bottom signal, we're going to 5250

[Anonymous No.55307444]

MSFT just hit my sell limit
guess I'll put down another buy order for when it comes crashing down

[Anonymous No.55307445]

There will be no crash. Inflation has come down from +10%, to 4% without interest rates being above them, remember when you said this was impossible? GDP remains positive(remember when you said we were "already in a recession?). Unemployment remains low. Interest rates have peaked. Stocks and earnings have already troughed and are starting to be revised higher. This is the soft landing. Seethe.

[Anonymous No.55307448]

>>55307407
RRP drain means the "TGA Refill" liquidity Bobo boogeyman has been dispelled. We also got stellar retail sales data and pretty expected jobless numbers.

[Anonymous No.55307451]

Bobo what's happening here

[Anonymous No.55307455]

We have now entered the blowoff top. Sideways and then

[Anonymous No.55307457]

What SPACs should I buy here

[Anonymous No.55307459]

Here's my concession if you're here (I was the bull poster). It even blew past 4425.

[Anonymous No.55307461]

>>55307434
We’ve been overbought for a while. We’re past even bollinger bands now.

[Anonymous No.55307465]

>>55307445
>high inflation is bullish
>low inflation is bullish
holy shit i love bulls

[Anonymous No.55307466]

>>55307448
When did the numbers drop?

[Anonymous No.55307471]

>>55307409
Putin is talking about *ending* the grain deal, a ceasefire wouldn't bring any more wheat onto the market.

[Anonymous No.55307478]

>>55307445
...and you were the only one to figure it out :^)

[Anonymous No.55307479]

>>55307461
Guess you have to draw new meme lines

[Anonymous No.55307480]

Imagine if you sold in May

[Anonymous No.55307481]

>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/blowofftop.asp
Well?

[Anonymous No.55307482]

AAAAH IT'S COMIGN BACK DOWAN

[Anonymous No.55307487]

>>55307457
Best I can do is recommend the CAVA IPO. You guys ever eat there?

[Anonymous No.55307497]

>>55307480
Sell in May if your gay lool

[Anonymous No.55307496]

>>55307461
Isn't that what recovery look like though? Every time?

[Anonymous No.55307499]

>>55307466
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

Change the date dropdown to "Today". Should be set to your timezone automatically.

[Anonymous No.55307500]

STOP THE COUNT

[Anonymous No.55307504]

>>55307444
You mean "if".

[Anonymous No.55307509]

>>55307487
i always short ipos

[Anonymous No.55307513]

you think this guy has killed himself yet?
>>55159182
>>55159182
>>55159182

[Anonymous No.55307514]

>>55307410
Nah, I gambled a bit with leverage, but I'm not THAT ballsy. I wish I were though, in hindsight. I'm just 2x and a little bit 3x on the broad NASDAQ-100 index.
I'll be honest though, this massive pump since January -and while I expected a pump- is making me a bit afraid. I didn't expect it to be THAT massive without any retracement. I expected at least a few dumps here and there, perfect for slurping a bit more along the way while I'm getting my salary. I have a hard time buying now, which goes against my very strategy. I still buy a bit, but less than I should if I wanted to stay true to my strategy.

[Anonymous No.55307515]

buy the what? the sip? the.. whip?

No, buy the dip!

[Anonymous No.55307519]

>>55307371
>Lum posting
Welp...

[Anonymous No.55307520]

Only need to go up 0.7% per day for the rest of this month for All Time High July. Easily doable with goldilocks economic data AI optimism and the Fed backing off.

[Anonymous No.55307521]

>>55307407
>stocks rally on stock market rally

[Anonymous No.55307524]

So update from last night. I ended up breaking even on the slots. Which I'll take as a Biden win! I got like 4 hours of entertainment for free.

[Anonymous No.55307526]

>>55307513
>Deleted
F

[Anonymous No.55307530]

>>55307377
Based, checked and saved

[Anonymous No.55307539]

>>55307515
I think we all forgot how fun market euphoria is. I'm glad it's back.

[Anonymous No.55307545]

Have you all ever seen what a plane does when it attempts to fly up at the angle the ndq has in '23?

[Anonymous No.55307550]

>>55307480
I shorted in May

[Anonymous No.55307558]

>>55307545
Was that plane piloted by AI? I think not.

[Anonymous No.55307561]

>>55307311
In a decade once nvda profits finally increase to 11 billion like they projected

[Anonymous No.55307564]

OH YEAH BOYS
WERE BACK, WERE SO FUCKING BACK

[Anonymous No.55307565]

>>55307524
>4 hours of entertainment for free.

[Anonymous No.55307566]

>>55307519
lum was the only thing that saved us from the great depression 2.0

[Anonymous No.55307571]

>>55307545
This shit has a thrust ratio greater than one homie.

[Anonymous No.55307573]

We are almost back to all time highs and my trading account is 8200 and when I started in January 2022 it 45,000. Fuck this gay nigger market.

[Anonymous No.55307578]

Stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again. We will know when they are going down because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices falling instead of rising. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from positive to negative. With negative returns, that means that stock values will be shrinking rather than growing. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up.

[Anonymous No.55307589]

>>55307504
I believe in Satya-chan. He'll find a way.

[Anonymous No.55307591]

>>55307487
I pass by one almost every day but I've never had the inclination to try it.
>>55307457
I got schlong'd last time I fucked around with a SPAC.

[Anonymous No.55307592]

>>55307561
They can just sell like 20 million shares of stock and rack that up immediately. That's less than half today's volume.

[Anonymous No.55307595]

>>55307566
okay that's pretty funny

[Anonymous No.55307596]

>>55307558
Ai is still physics bitch

[Anonymous No.55307606]

What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.55307607]

>>55307566
Bogdanoff-death-tier market timing.

[Anonymous No.55307611]

I am now all in on spy 430 exp tomorrow
god have mercy on my soul

[Anonymous No.55307613]

>>55307566
finally... it all makes sense

[Anonymous No.55307618]

>>55307573
How did you lose 37k? Lol

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55307619]

>>55307545
The F-35 was designed to go strait up like this, also, if it would help the Ukraine win in it's war against Russia why aren't we giving them F-35s?

[Anonymous No.55307621]

>>55307514
that's why you shouldnt have a job so you dont have to buy more with income

[Anonymous No.55307622]

>>55307611
Should buy 450 calls instead. Nothing can scare the market until maybe the next jobless claims reading.

[Anonymous No.55307625]

GS
is getting
PROBED
over SVB
nooticed they were tanking in muh stooks

[Anonymous No.55307628]

>>55307596
we don't even understand what a plane designed by AI is capable of.

[Anonymous No.55307632]

>>55307619
I'm sorry, are you referring to Lockheed Martin's F-35 Lightning, manufactured by Lockheed Martin (ticker: LMT, recommendation: Strong Buy)?

[Anonymous No.55307633]

>>55307545
Well yeah it loses lift and stalls if the engines aren’t powerful enough. Luckily NDX is powered by euphoric bull rocket

[Anonymous No.55307634]

>>55307619
we only give them our spare crap from the garage. would you give your neighbor who needs a car your lambo or your run down 2006 mustang?

[Anonymous No.55307638]

So how is the average consoomer supposed to pay the grocery bill, after the so-called soft landing where inflation is reduced to "only" 2%, after the cost of food, energy and housing has doubled to tripled during the last few years and the prices won't go back down?

What happens when massive hordes of absolutely insectoidal consoomers, whose only purpose in life is to consoom, can't afford to consoom anymore?

[Anonymous No.55307641]

>>55307573
>market trades flat
>loses most of his money
thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.55307643]

>>55307311
the people who wont be able to afford payments restarting were never invested in anything in the first place

[Anonymous No.55307647]

>>55307625
Unbelievable we have to deal with that kind of anti-semitism in this day and age.

[Anonymous No.55307650]

>>55307619
Can't we give them some old F-4 and be done with it?

[Anonymous No.55307652]

>>55307643
>what is a 401k contribution

[Anonymous No.55307654]

>>55307628
Planes are outdated. We are all about drone motherships now. Much less risk and 1000x harder for anti air to deal with. They are also unjammable with planned flights.

[Anonymous No.55307668]

>>55307654
>TFW we got the Ace Combat timeline

[Anonymous No.55307672]

>>55307628
I think we do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvnMka3daxw

[Anonymous No.55307673]

my portfolio is up 1.41% today alone
Today is a good day
cheers bros!

[Anonymous No.55307679]

>markets

https://youtu.be/hA9nhKuFj9g

[Anonymous No.55307681]

>>55307673
sell in june and go read dune

[Anonymous No.55307682]

Give me advice guys! I made 50k from TQQQ and am up 60%.

Is it time to sell?

[Anonymous No.55307686]

>>55307638
They get a second job. Real or WFH, whichever.

[Anonymous No.55307687]

>>55307638
He should be buying NVDA calls

[Anonymous No.55307688]

>>55307619
Because the West doesnt want Ukraine to actually win, just to have a protracted war with Russia such that the latter expends a lot of resources that aren’t easily replenished because sanctions.

[Anonymous No.55307692]

>>55307682
Sell? Nah. Trim? Yes. Sell half

[Anonymous No.55307694]

>>55307545
Yep, I do. I experimented with such planes for the whole month of may. It's beautiful and it werks.

[Anonymous No.55307698]

I just checked my portfolio of big tech LEAPS.

[Anonymous No.55307700]

How was everyone's day today?

[Anonymous No.55307701]

MOON IN JOON

[Anonymous No.55307708]

>>55307681
Sell in June if you're a coo
>USER WAS BANNED FOR RACISM OUTSIDE OF /b/

[Anonymous No.55307709]

reminder to bully posters who try to tell how the future will be. no one knows it so just bully them and ignore their bs

[Anonymous No.55307716]

>>55307681
I'm just finishing the third book, Children of Dune.
I am gonna need a different book

[Anonymous No.55307718]

>>55307668
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFLzO_5UFwE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.55307720]

>>55307652
about $5 a paycheck when youre that poor

[Anonymous No.55307724]

>>55307682
sell it all and buy SQQQ

[Anonymous No.55307725]

>>55307709
tomorrow is red

[Anonymous No.55307730]

>>55307682
I moved out of TQQQ and into QQQ and so still had a good day, just not as good
Its all good though

[Anonymous No.55307734]

>>55307716
Read God Emperor of Dune then stop there unless you really want to get into some (even) weird(er) shit

[Anonymous No.55307739]

You know, I bought SNOW and am up 5%. But I don't even know what they do. Some kind of tech stock?

[Anonymous No.55307741]

>>55307700
good, i only bought these this morning

[Anonymous No.55307753]

>>55307700
Today was a good day

[Anonymous No.55307760]

>>55307700
Pretty good. About 10x less than that in percentage terms, but 10x more in actual dollars.

[Anonymous No.55307765]

>>55307725
added to the anons to bully list.

[Anonymous No.55307768]

>>55307734
nice. will do.

[Anonymous No.55307770]

>>55307718
Hey, neat, just like the V-2.

[Anonymous No.55307771]

>>55307700
kick ass, blessed, checked

[Anonymous No.55307774]

what did QQQ mean by this?

Get them puts now greedy fucks, here's your chance.

[Anonymous No.55307779]

>>55307638
Prices never go down. They learn to be poorer while the rich get richer. The perpetual inflation scheme is designed to steal from the poor who cant dedicate thier lives to investing. Its a feature not a bug.

[Anonymous No.55307786]

>>55307725
nah, Adobe earnings after close will herald a giga pump tommorow

[Anonymous No.55307789]

>deposit $2000
>brokerage says I only have $1000 cash and then $1000 margin
Where the fuck did my money go you bastards

[Anonymous No.55307790]

>>55307774
In all seriousness, its almost time to bail and sell everything

[Anonymous No.55307793]

>>55307786
sell the news

[Anonymous No.55307797]

When will we see the pltr version?

[Anonymous No.55307799]

>>55307789
Inflation. Brokers now have a standard tip of 20%, or $1000 minimum.

[Anonymous No.55307806]

>>55307790
about 100 to 200 more points on the NQ will be the top. screenshot this and link it back to me when im wrong :)

[Anonymous No.55307809]

>>55307753
That's a pretty incredible run, especially if you avoided blowing up in 2022.

[Anonymous No.55307810]

>>55307774
we will just gap over than tomorrow and keep going, you think a little meme line will stop AI? it's too smart, it sees it coming.

[Anonymous No.55307811]

>>55307700
SOXL dragged me down today, but I'm still up over 50% on the position.

[Anonymous No.55307812]

tell me about the 5% on robinhood, i'm not american

[Anonymous No.55307813]

>>55307698
Look at her rook toe.

[Anonymous No.55307819]

>>55307701
Buy in May and go away > Moon in June > All Time High July

[Anonymous No.55307822]

>>55307799
thats only female ai brokers

[Anonymous No.55307823]

>>55307786
Yeah i herd flash is making them billions all in on adobe quality super good company

[Anonymous No.55307825]

>>55307812
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/m/money-marketfund.asp

[Anonymous No.55307826]

>>55307789
>>55307799
Landlords are also requiring 20% tips. So be careful out there

[Anonymous No.55307829]

>>55307698
Isn’t this the chess player, botez

[Anonymous No.55307833]

Why am I making money?

[Anonymous No.55307837]

>>55307812
Buy american treasuries for a free 5%. Honestly it's a super good deal

[Anonymous No.55307839]

>>55307826
Leaded or hollowpoint?

[Anonymous No.55307838]

maxpain divergence hasnt been as large for a year
last major peak happened beginning of february this year just before a corrective move to the downside

[Anonymous No.55307841]

>>55307829
Id nut in her queen

[Anonymous No.55307843]

>>55307789
>deposite 2000$
Oy vey anon you only deposited 1780$
>I didn't though
Yes you did, if you truly didn't, that 220$ was taken by your bank as fees
>Call bank, it wasn't, they only took like 4$, call broker again
We dindu nuffin!!!!!!!
Why are they like this?

[Anonymous No.55307849]

>>55307774
This is absolutely preposterous. I don’t know what words to use, this is beyond clown world.

[Anonymous No.55307860]

>>55307809
I didnt
I lost on Rivian and I bet wrong on FCB, I lost on Coinbase as well.
Only made money recently. Have been crabbing all year until like May

[Anonymous No.55307861]

>>55307774
Ok but the only liquid nasdaq 100 is NDX and that's literally $1million per option

so I cant use it.

What's the SPY equivalent to SPX for the NDX with options liquidity.

[Anonymous No.55307862]

>>55307786
Unironically, their AI implementation in Photoshop is god tier.

[Anonymous No.55307867]

>>55307849
AI is a new paradigm. Pay 1000x P/E or GTFO

[Anonymous No.55307869]

>>55307833
A suckers rally
enjoy the ride and be ready to sell

[Anonymous No.55307874]

SOXL gonna close green

[Anonymous No.55307875]

>>55307838
>max pain technical analysis

[Anonymous No.55307885]

I'm actually scared.

[Anonymous No.55307888]

>>55307875
I'd caulk her holes if you guys catch my drift

[Anonymous No.55307889]

>>55307885
dont be, just buy

[Anonymous No.55307893]

Market is desperate as a 35yr old roastie wanting kids to reach that ATH. Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.55307898]

You know what they say: "What goes up...


...must continue going up at an exponential rate."

[Anonymous No.55307908]

>>55307893
good thing AI can launch us to ATH and create new fertility treatments for 35 yo roasties. truly a new paradigm.

[Anonymous No.55307914]

>>55307829
chess players, plural. yeah. also these two thots are both better at the game than I am.

[Anonymous No.55307915]

>>55307885
Yolo brah

[Anonymous No.55307922]

Seriously though how much of this is MMs fucking over puts? They must be raking in bbbbillions which they use to buy more stock. Bobobros stop hanging yourselves.

[Anonymous No.55307940]

>>55307914
They've also been playing since they were kids. But yeah they are way higher than me.

[Anonymous No.55307941]

>>55307922
It's more like psychological terror to anyone who flipped bearish because of all the ass beatings from the last 2 years. Once you feel comfortable to not be bearish, THEN it's over.

[Anonymous No.55307945]

>>55307826
Landchads deserve it

[Anonymous No.55307951]

>>55307922
MMs are trapping bobo's into shorting today so they can ass rape them on another friday opex

[Anonymous No.55307958]

>>55307914
Looks like her FIDE rating is just under 2000 at the moment. Didn’t remember her sister played too.

[Anonymous No.55307962]

>>55307922
The squeeze right now is more about call sellers getting fucked.

[Anonymous No.55307967]

>>55307643
>the people who wont be able to afford payments restarting were never invested in anything in the first place
It's not about investing, those people buy stuff and that contributes to earnings. Now they'll have $400/month taken away that they would otherwise spend on goyslop, phones, games, etc... That affects what companies will earn

[Anonymous No.55307976]

Were bobos wrong?

[Anonymous No.55307978]

So why is retail eating shit?

[Anonymous No.55307979]

>>55307888
What in the fucking hell is this anon talking about?

[Anonymous No.55307988]

>>55307976
>Were bobos wrong?
Mumu better hope so because if it turns out that 5%+ rates held for years actually isn't great for the stock market then it'll implode in a minute. Stairs up elevator down style

[Anonymous No.55307990]

>>55307979
he's speaking in euphemisms about having sexual intercourse with that woman anon.

[Anonymous No.55307991]

BUY BUY BUY!!!

[Anonymous No.55307995]

Cope bull joggers.... Bobo’s will strike back soon, remember in 2008 where we rallied 20% on the way to losing 50%. Bobo’s are regrouping and ready to storm the gates

[Anonymous No.55307997]

>>55307978
Turns out there is shit in the dip

[Anonymous No.55308003]

Rate my portfolio:

25% JD
25% BIDU
25% BABA
25% BILI

[Anonymous No.55308004]

>>55306836
Bro why

[Anonymous No.55308005]

>>55307976
No just bad timing, /NQ needs to double top at 16300 before we can even think about shorting.

[Anonymous No.55308008]

>>55306836
I told you to capitulate

[Anonymous No.55308009]

>>55308003
Man I love Jimmy Dean sausage.

[Anonymous No.55308010]

>>55308003
AND A HUNDRED PERCENT REASON TO REMEMBER THE ZHANG

[Anonymous No.55308013]

>>55307995
Sure thing, Maverick of Wallstreet

[Anonymous No.55308014]

>>55307991
holy based AI groceries.

[Anonymous No.55308015]

entire nasdump is up but sox is lagging
sad times

[Anonymous No.55308017]

One extra thing I'll add:
When call buyers win, often it resolves with them dumping their position before expiration. They never actually wanted to hold the shares.

[Anonymous No.55308023]

Ohhh Bobo it’s time for your sphincter stretching exercises

[Anonymous No.55308030]

> he baked

[Anonymous No.55308032]

>>55307991
They know the deepest niggeriest of recessions is coming. The fear is palpable.

[Jealous No.55308033]

[Anonymous No.55308034]

Another great day in our glorious kingdom

[Anonymous No.55308041]

>>55307979
You, see the girl is holding a ”gun” that shoots ”caulk”, a white substance used to seal things. The anon is alluding to him shooting his ”caulk” from his ”gun” into her holes, which, if you connect the dots, refers to intercourse and ejaculation.

[Anonymous No.55308040]

>>55307991
It's honestly just getting pathetic at this point.

[Anonymous No.55308042]

I BOUGHT DOLE DEIVENDENDS EX DATE IS TODAY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BEST PERFORMER IN THE LONG RUN AHHHHHHHHHH YEAH BABBY DOLE PINAPOLLE

BANNANA
YEAH

[Anonymous No.55308043]

>>55308003
Pic related is your future with those stocks.

[Jealous No.55308045]

>>55308033
Dude

[Anonymous No.55308046]

>>55308043
Since the Brendan Frasier redemption arc, is there a more JUSTED man out there?

[Anonymous No.55308053]

i hate portfolio depreciation due to fx moves
burgers fix your currency

[Anonymous No.55308063]

>>55307915
Bloody hell her skin looks bad, like aged leather. Understandable if she is 45+ though

[Anonymous No.55308065]

Here we go again, volume coming in hot

[Anonymous No.55308073]

>>55308042
oh good, i just so happened to have boughted DOLE today, was that soon enough?

[Anonymous No.55308075]

Cam on SOXL

[Anonymous No.55308077]

>>55308063
I mean, most fighters look like a Picasso painting.

[Anonymous No.55308078]

>>55308046
Brendan never aired out his grievances and held online family therapy sessions on YouTube. Will is not only a cuck, he's a complete retard.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55308086]

>>55307634
>our spare crap from the garage
you mean like those classified documents?

[Anonymous No.55308090]

Treasury bond bros our day is coming, stay strong

[Anonymous No.55308092]

ah shit here we go again

[Anonymous No.55308093]

>Calls 4,486,570 -8%
>Puts 4,558,901 +16%

Are bobos dumb?

[Anonymous No.55308095]

>>55307991
That's pretty hilarious

[Anonymous No.55308096]

>bobo's shorting into close just to get raped again tommorow
when will they learn

[Anonymous No.55308097]

>>55308046
>Brendan Frasier redemption arch
He played a fat faggot who gets fatter in a movie is his redemption arch? Oh yeah weimerica....

[Anonymous No.55308102]

wtf was that

[Anonymous No.55308104]

>>55308053
No. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get a forex account to hedge against moves.

[Anonymous No.55308112]

/smg/ is killing third-party applications (and itself). Read more in the comments.

[Anonymous No.55308115]

>>55308077
All that steroid usage as well... good for couple of nights but nothing more. Oh well, thank fugg I ain't no simp since I know there are millions of more attractive and better women out there to choose from. They will all be amazed with my 100% NVDA portfolio :)

[Anonymous No.55308124]

If I still had stocks I would sell everything now and go completely into treasury bills/notes/bonds with a bit in TLTW for income. Seems like a no brainer to play the disinflation trend instead of the chasing the euphoric AI hype

[Anonymous No.55308127]

>>55308093
yes

[Anonymous No.55308131]

ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

how'd you do today anon?

[Anonymous No.55308132]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55308134]

>>55308093
>are bobo dumb
worse. they are poor

[Anonymous No.55308145]

>>55308086
chud

[Anonymous No.55308146]

>>55308131
>>55308132
Good because I'm 100% in treasury bonds, but I wish I still held stocks

[Anonymous No.55308147]

>>55307976
It's complicated. AI was a gold swan that invalidated a bearish thesis and the Fed started QE again when SVB failed.

[Anonymous No.55308148]

>>55308131
-$19,800

[Anonymous No.55308151]

>>55308131
BOIL position now up 17.2%

[Anonymous No.55308152]

>>55308132
whore

[Anonymous No.55308154]

>>55308131
Up 3% on the day 22 on the week. Think I might shave for the first time in 7 months goto target buy some nice clothes and eat somewhere fancy like texas roadhouse to celebrate

[Anonymous No.55308156]

>>55308124
>>55308146
incredibly bad advice

[Anonymous No.55308160]

>>55308131
>>55308132
-.26%
Up 16% on the year though

[Anonymous No.55308162]

yes I bought calls at the top. How could you tell?

[Anonymous No.55308167]

>>55308151
>sadness intensifies

I am officially back on BOIL watch

I missed this rally, but it will come back into buy range

[Anonymous No.55308168]

>>55308156
>incredibly bad advice
True, why get 5% per year from treasury bills when you can get 5% guaranteed risk free money per month from tech stocks.

[Anonymous No.55308170]

>>55308112
pools closed

[Anonymous No.55308181]

>>55308168
i got 14% this MONTH in stocks so enjoy your 5% boomer gains fucking boring ass faggot retard

[Anonymous No.55308183]

>>55308073
8CENTS A STOCK PAYED OUT JULY 15? YEAH BABY YEAH BABY MAKE THAT MONEY PASSIVE INCOME

[Anonymous No.55308185]

>>55308167
It's not coming back down. This is the start of the grand journey back to $8/mbtu

[Anonymous No.55308187]

Is blackrock rugging it now?

[Anonymous No.55308189]

>>55308132
Another +1% day for me but only after I closed some bad positions (COKE and CROX).

[Anonymous No.55308193]

>>55308131
>>55308132
DIPPARINO is 930 am.

[Anonymous No.55308196]

>>55308187
we have all been selling on the way up, don't tell me you're still in the rally?

[Anonymous No.55308202]

>>55308181
>>55308168
>>55308156
>>55308124
Bonds get capital gains too, retards. I made 50% on junk bonds in october. Sold within a week.

KYS NEWFAGS

[Anonymous No.55308205]

>>55308181
>i got 14% this MONTH in stocks so enjoy your 5% boomer gains fucking boring ass faggot retard
Yeah I know, I agreed with you. Doesn't make sense to lock in 5% gains when you can get 20%+ per month with NVDA and MSFT, risk free, guaranteed, no strings attached. The new normal is great free money everyday all day forever. Just keep buying anon

[Anonymous No.55308207]

>>55308196
No I'm out. I'm just curious why this shit hasn't been rugged yet.

[Anonymous No.55308212]

>>55308202
TLT bros are rising up. Our time is coming soon. Both mumu & bobo will kneel to the superior long term treasury chad

[Anonymous No.55308214]

>>55308207
many shorted too soon, and we can't let them have an easy time. monday will be the real rugpull

[Anonymous No.55308218]

>>55307991
The top or the herald of a dotcom-tier bubble?

[Anonymous No.55308220]

>>55308205
See I call you a retard faggot not because you bought treasuries, but because you’re a chicken little moron.
Seriously enjoy never making it because you miss out on every bull market from here until you kill yourself in the next 10 years

[Anonymous No.55308226]

>>55308207
We can't start the rugpull until you're leveraged long.

[Anonymous No.55308228]

>>55308185
The gas situation is so impossible to predict I wouldn't be shocked to see 8$

[Anonymous No.55308233]

>hedgies dumping in after hours as if I don't know it's going to pump again tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55308234]

I must confess, I haven’t actually taken a look at fundamentals in the past two years, I’m just assuming they must’ve gotten better with two years of insane inflation.

[Anonymous No.55308237]

>>55308132
+$30

[Anonymous No.55308243]

>>55308131
>>55308132
Up 1% which is $260

[Anonymous No.55308245]

>>55308220
>Seriously enjoy never making it because you miss out on every bull market from here until you kill yourself in the next 10 years
I'm gonna enjoy watching obnoxious nubulls like you squirm when the rug gets pulled

[Anonymous No.55308247]

>>55308218
dotcom valuations were even more stretched

[Anonymous No.55308251]

>>55308234
Nah they havent really changed this whole time. Some downturn for recession but it just.... fixed itself. Weirdest economic timeline for sure.

[Anonymous No.55308255]

Is it normal to take $1100 and turn it into $2300 in just 4 trades? All since 6-8?

I just started this shit I've made more money then I would at my job.

Etrade just gave me 30k in margin out of nowhere

Not sure if I am just really good or really lucky. Seems like everything I buy and I set my stop I come back and I'm up 16%

[Anonymous No.55308262]

>>55308234
>I’m just assuming they must’ve gotten better with two years of insane inflation
They haven't, it's just been valuation expansion without much to back it up. "AI will make us profitable in 15 years" is not a valid argument

[Anonymous No.55308263]

ANOTHER DAY OF CASH GANG. NOT EVEN A RED DAY TO GET IN TO ANYTHING THIS IS CRAZY

[Anonymous No.55308267]

>>55308245
Ok what ever rationalization makes you feel better about missing this rally, or the 2020 rally, or the 2009 rally
you will never make money

[Anonymous No.55308268]

>>55308233
Yep this is textbook, options markets close at 4:15, classic beartrap

[Anonymous No.55308271]

>>55308207
Because it’s not Friday yet if we don’t get major pullback tomorrow the long weekend for literal what nig holiday and their antics will sober people up about the state of the country and economy

[Anonymous No.55308275]

oh god it's absolutely dumping to all hell after hours

[Anonymous No.55308282]

>AI became self aware and is pumping AI stock to acquire capital for the singularity

[Anonymous No.55308286]

>>55308255
No. And dont use your margin. 100% gains per week is like 7000% per year or more due to compounding. Youll be the richest main in the world in 3 years if you can consistently do that.

[Anonymous No.55308293]

>>55308255
>Is it normal to take $1100 and turn it into $2300 in just 4 trades?
No its not normal and not sustainable. Feel good about those gains but don't let it get to your head. You can lose it just as quickly with one wrong move and then you'll feel ridiculous bad. >Not sure if I am just really good or really lucky
Lucky, everyone who gets a few good trades thinks their the best until they make a mistake and get crushed

[Anonymous No.55308297]

>>55308286
how many 100% gains would it take for him to recover from a -100% week?

[Anonymous No.55308305]

>>55308267
>the 2020 rally, or the 2009 rally
I see you are a schizo. That's unfortunate. I didn't miss any of those rallies
>you will never make money
I make money every month from treasuries and they will increase in value as the disinflation narrative takes hold

[Anonymous No.55308312]

LET'S GO FOR 400

[Anonymous No.55308318]

>>55308314
>>55308314
>>55308314

[Anonymous No.55308319]

Bears salty af broke niggas BE QUIET

[Anonymous No.55308327]

>>55308282
Umm


Guys...any merit to this?

[Anonymous No.55308332]

>>55308305
Cool you’ll still miss out on dozens of % compounding gains
you’re a pussy and the safety of your boomer bonds makes you feel better that’s your right

[Anonymous No.55308339]

>>55307550
Double those shorts

Every gambling addict quits right before they make it big, remember that.

[Anonymous No.55308355]

>>55308332
>the safety of your boomer bonds
Bonds have not been safe since the inflation surge started. TLT suffered huge losses. I bought near the bottom and now I wait for the treasury bond melt-up

[Anonymous No.55308370]

>>55308282
That would mean the end of bobos and shorters. All hail AI if that is the case

[Anonymous No.55308412]

>>55308132
I did so well that I'm starting to worry about doing so well.

[Anonymous No.55308489]

>>55308412
-40K
bruh and a wash sale

BRO

[Anonymous No.55308585]

Finished up 1.85% (about $1100)

[Anonymous No.55308703]

>>55308132
Down $200 due to sofi being down, but I’m holding.

[Anonymous No.55308793]

>>55308312
DING DING DING DING
WINRAR

[Anonymous No.55309033]

>>55308167
lolling inside

[Anonymous No.55309326]

401 reploes

[Anonymous No.55309764]

402 reploes