/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.55304517]

female anime ai broker edition
previous >>55300991
>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds
previous >>55300991

[Anonymous No.55304523]

I should have never let you guys talk me out of slurping BOIL

[Anonymous No.55304526]

you can't make me pay for it lel

[Anonymous No.55304532]

At my job I could never be replaced by a women, that’s how masculine I am ask yourself the same question

[Anonymous No.55304534]

SOFI'as, what's the play? They downgraded us.

[Anonymous No.55304542]

intc doubters wya???

[Anonymous No.55304544]

>>55304523
you too huh

[Anonymous No.55304545]

When is SOFI going under 8.50?

[Anonymous No.55304547]

>BOIL +10%

[Anonymous No.55304552]

what in the goddamn fuck are they doing today, this shit just keeps crabbing

[Anonymous No.55304553]

cyber polygon false flag is starting by the end of the week im short

[Anonymous No.55304559]

Oh boy, almost time for second leg down.

If it dumps today its a top signal.

[Anonymous No.55304560]

natgas...

[Anonymous No.55304566]

>>55304523
/biz/ I'm gonna sell half my global market fund (XEQT) and put it into S&P500 ETF (VFV). Good idea or no?

[Anonymous No.55304567]

>>55304399
Thought it would hit 10 for sure before the dump. I can see them hitting 20 when interest rates fall, but that won't be for another 2 years probably.

[Anonymous No.55304568]

GGL.v
GGLXF
This is going to double from here due to the presence of high grade unmined vein material at Gold Point and the potential for wider than expected zones of mineralization. The known veins all remain open to extension along strike and to depth, and there are numerous other undrilled veins on the property.

[Anonymous No.55304570]

buy COHR (formerly IVII)

[Anonymous No.55304572]

Its like a Golden Bull Run in here

[Anonymous No.55304577]

>>55304534
The plan was 10 but I'll be happy here at 9 dollars. Bought at 5.15 and sold at 5.42 like a dumbass. Bought again at 6.80.

[Anonymous No.55304584]

>>55304577
damn you are up.

[Anonymous No.55304588]

AMDsisters...

[Anonymous No.55304589]

>been working to hard to fuck my wife
>see vaguely tit shaped vehicle
>boner
Working this hard, no wonder they call us cattle

[Anonymous No.55304611]

>>55304553
Why not just do it instead of announcing you are going to do it

[Anonymous No.55304615]

>>55304589
Give me your wife’s number

[Anonymous No.55304619]

No one else playing ccl into earnings? I’m up like 20%

[Anonymous No.55304625]

>>55304534
it was $5 a month ago
its almost doubled
there was bound to be some pullback and profittaking

[Anonymous No.55304642]

>>55304570
this guy is right, and i ignored him for too long. cohr chad, i kneel.

[Anonymous No.55304652]

>With OpenAI at its disposal, Microsoft looks so dominant in this nascent field that observers can be forgiven for thinking it might be 1995 again. It has invested $13 billion in OpenAI since 2019, according to people familiar with the partnership, and its share price has shot up 30% since ChatGPT’s unveiling. Now, Microsoft is moving to cash in.

30% for a more advanced Chatbot

[Anonymous No.55304669]

Wonder if anyone actually bought into my MANU shilling. If so, congrats on the free money yet again.
If not, well, there's always next time.

[Anonymous No.55304676]

>>55304652
Microsoft is pouring billions into making the ultimate Clippy lmao

[Anonymous No.55304682]

>>55304676
based clippy.

[Anonymous No.55304721]

>>55304615
Never. She will be filled with my cum by night's fall.
God wills it.

[Anonymous No.55304747]

Not a single fuckin day without giga pump, despite higher dotplot. Absolutelly bogged market, AI fucked the market completely.

[Anonymous No.55304751]

>>55304517
My broker (female) said I have a small dick after I popped it out during a zoom call.

Is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.55304762]

>>55304676
>the ultimate Clippy
A WORD ASSISTANT TO SURPASS METAL PAPERCLIP

[Anonymous No.55304786]

And just like that, MSFT bobos are getting heemed some more

[Anonymous No.55304788]

yields down
stocks up
that's the way we like to fuck
(your puts)

[Anonymous No.55304789]

Reminder it comes after the pivot.

[Anonymous No.55304797]

>>55304788
classic

[Anonymous No.55304798]

>>55304751
no man, its a sign to (short)

[Anonymous No.55304804]

Surely nobody is holding on to puts by now...

[Anonymous No.55304810]

losing momentum

[Anonymous No.55304822]

>>55304789
this time its different

[Anonymous No.55304831]

>>55304789
It's different this time. Pivot would happen because inflation has gotten under control, stocks will still have a soft landing due to AI optimism and a robust job market.

[Anonymous No.55304839]

>>55304789
>just ignore that whole 1995-2005 section please

[Anonymous No.55304858]

>>55304523
>natgas up
>gasoline up

>oil down

[Anonymous No.55304873]

Which one of you retards just pumped sofi

[Anonymous No.55304895]

>>55304873
when everyone has bought we start to drop

[Anonymous No.55304897]

This can't be happening.

[Anonymous No.55304908]

>>55304798
I’m already shorting but I don’t ever make any money. The fucking Fed is fighting me. I intend to win.

[Anonymous No.55304916]

Does TLT green dildo after rate cuts? Doesn't higher for longer create a sling shot effect for bonds? The longer bonds are issued at higher rates, the more they will be worth after rate cuts?

[Anonymous No.55304918]

>>55304552
>>55304559
>>55304572
>>55304584
>>55304676
>>55304747
>>55304762
>>55304789
>>55304798
>>55304822

> Is the crash in this room with us?

[Anonymous No.55304924]

>Dow going to close the week at ath
lmfao at how much of a pussy this guy is.

[Anonymous No.55304939]

>>55304584
I wish, only 30% of my portfolio was SOFI. I wish I had the balls to go all in.

[Anonymous No.55304941]

>>55304924
you think the DOW is going to gain 2500 points by Friday close? lol, lmao even.

[Anonymous No.55304942]

TGTsisters we can't stop winning, Biden will soon sign an executive order forcing chuds to buy rainbow colored groceries, TGT 1000$ EOY

[Anonymous No.55304943]

>>55304924
What do you mean? Inflation is rapidly declining and the US economy was basically unharmed. Obviously AI optimism had more to do with the soft landing thatn the Fed.

[Anonymous No.55304944]

>>55304858
You know why

[Anonymous No.55304952]

>>55304941
SPX will hit ATH by EoM. Around 10 trading days left and we're at 4400. Meltup to 6000 from there.

[Anonymous No.55304955]

>>55304942
I really want to go in on TGT and DG but I just don't trust retail man

[Anonymous No.55304956]

>>55304942
I bought some plain solid color t shirts from TGT recently. They're pretty good

[Anonymous No.55304963]

Buying BOIL earlier this week feels good
Prices for natgas look like they'll keep climbing too as Texas burns alive and Europe is fucked on storage.
Still not too late to buy in anon!

[Anonymous No.55304971]

>Up a little
>Get on a work call
>Up a lot
God, I love this retard schizo market.

[Anonymous No.55304981]

>>55304955
I put in 10k 3 days ago, which I had had more time to slurp it desu, not that I'm gonna start complaining about easy money

[Anonymous No.55304993]

>wanted sofi to dip below 8.50
>sofi recovering
i may never make it but i'll be damn buying into FOMO

[Anonymous No.55305001]

>don't buy boil because I thought the reverse split was tomorrow
>it's actually next week
>boil starts doing iron man numbers
I suffer on the /smg/

[Anonymous No.55305004]

>>55304993
See you when it hits $20

[Anonymous No.55305014]

>>55305004
let's see what hit first. SOXL @ 100 or SOFI @ 20

[Anonymous No.55305024]

>>55304944
this nigga wants oil at $100

[Anonymous No.55305031]

>>55305014
Do you schizos actually think soxl is hittng $100?

[Anonymous No.55305032]

Amazing that SPY is struggling to gain 1% a day after the Fed lowered their weapons

[Anonymous No.55305050]

>>55305031
sounds more doable than sofi @ 20

[Anonymous No.55305056]

>>55305032
It's already been melting up anticipating the pause. ATH is coming shortly just like Euro stocks.

[Anonymous No.55305059]

>>55305032

[Anonymous No.55305062]

>>55305031
it'll take a few years, but yeah.

[Anonymous No.55305076]

>>55304993
is it still FOMO when it hits 15?

[Anonymous No.55305078]

>>55305032
1% is not a problem if you're in a 3x

[Anonymous No.55305083]

dead market, everyone desperate to make pennies or at least breakeven

[Anonymous No.55305088]

>>55305001
>BOIL up 13% today
fuck it anyways man

[Anonymous No.55305089]

SOXL will hit resistance at 26.68.

screenshot this.

[Anonymous No.55305093]

These tesla calls are saving my acct rn

[Anonymous No.55305096]

FUCK

[Anonymous No.55305099]

Oilbros, how high are we going?

[Anonymous No.55305109]

>>55305099
175

[Anonymous No.55305115]

bobobros what happened

[Anonymous No.55305120]

>>55305089
you shouldn't perform TA on derivatives anon.

[Anonymous No.55305121]

It feels good to be on the right side of a BVLL SURGE

[Anonymous No.55305129]

>>55305088
I cant

[Anonymous No.55305131]

>>55305099
We broke $70 again, so the natural next move is back down 5%.

[Anonymous No.55305135]

>escooter shit is everywhere now
>cant drive 10 minutes without nearly running over some stupid escooter/ebike shit laid all over the fucking place cause stupid apps and "cloud" allows people to dump them anywhere
>gangs of fr fr zoomers driving around in the shit everywhere going at 20 mph cause they dont even have to fucking use their body to move the fucking things

How do I short these fucking escooter companies? I swear to god it should be pardoned if these nocap brillo pad heads get hit by something zooming around in them.

[Anonymous No.55305146]

So who's taking profits and when?
You don't want to become a bagholder, no?
Very interesting piece of game theory unfolding here.

[Anonymous No.55305147]

innit funny?
the day after the FED enters the "pause & hold" period, the things that will re-accelerate inflation step into motion.

[Anonymous No.55305152]

>>55305001
Reverse splits don't really mean anything for BOIL. It's an ETF.
More important was the contract roll. It's finally holding autumn futures. Winter is coming.

[Anonymous No.55305162]

>>55305146
I-I don't know it's my first time winning

[Anonymous No.55305168]

I'm sick of missing out on gains bros... someone stop me from going ALL IN 3x Tech ETFs. Someone, please.

[Anonymous No.55305171]

>>55305146
I might start selling off some of my MSFT holdings
But... I don't know where to put the money afterwards...

[Anonymous No.55305175]

Can someone explain this....I monitor futures alot and....

4 hours ago dow futures were flat and s and p futures were down 0.3.
At that time the Aussie futures were flat.

Now dow jones and s and p is up 1% each, but Aussie futures are only up 2%.

Usually aussie futures follow US icicles more closely. On a typical day Aussie futures would be up about 0.6...

[Anonymous No.55305180]

Is this the final bobo genocide?
The generation of AI?
The new 10 year bullrun?

[Anonymous No.55305181]

>>55305129
its up 14.21% now
I cant take it

[Anonymous No.55305186]

Who's buying this CAVA IPO?

[Anonymous No.55305188]

profit taking territory

buy

the

dip

[Anonymous No.55305193]

[Anonymous No.55305194]

>>55305181
I feel for KOLD klan

[Anonymous No.55305197]

>>55305175
Sorry, I meant to say Aussie futures are only up 0.2

[Anonymous No.55305202]

Why the fuck would the market just go straight up all morning? Doesn't make sense

[Anonymous No.55305205]

>>55305181
sufferings

[Anonymous No.55305207]

Yesterday I hedged, I bought.. Why didn't I do it today too..? Why would I think I should wait a fuckin day when we hit 4350? FML

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55305211]

>>55305202
It's to push out the bears before #TheBigOne. Everybody knows the economy is in worse shape today than it was at the height of the pandemic, and it's all going to come crashing down pretty soon, like within another 2 weeks or so.

[Anonymous No.55305213]

>>55305168
How much is your portfolio? You should not put more into a 3x ETF than you are willing to lose. I have a fairly large portfolio so I initially only put about 8% into TQQQ. But if you are only working with a couple thousand, go for it. Worrying about even 10% price movement on a small portfolio is a waste of time.

[Anonymous No.55305215]

>>55305202

[Anonymous No.55305221]

>>55305135
short BRDS?

[Anonymous No.55305222]

It's always those fuckin ECB days when everything pumps, even EU.

And they are suddenly allegedly discussing hiking in september too, but it doesn't matter. Not even for EU.

[Anonymous No.55305227]

>>55305202
More buyers than sellers. Probably.

[Anonymous No.55305229]

>>55305202
Joe Biden has brought Hope back to American families. Hope is a wonderful thing.

[Anonymous No.55305232]

>>55305202
Didn't the market pump in exuberance before the great depression too? None of this makes sense.
I think they are just bullshitting and buying time to say "it was working" before their big planned black swan (expansion of the war or some other stupid bullshit) rugs everyones pensions for good. Then they can say it was some guy across the ocean's fault WE WERE DOING SO GOOD GUYS!
It seems sick and wrong because it is. Deep in my bear gut I know this is bullshit.

[Anonymous No.55305235]

>>55305188
Based Chad Fad pattern investor

[Anonymous No.55305236]

>>55305227
200 IQ

[Anonymous No.55305237]

wow fuck bobo huh

[Anonymous No.55305247]

>>55305213
I lost 50% of my folio ($16k) from inverse LETFs, no biggie

[Anonymous No.55305262]

>>55305146
Why take profit? AI optimism isn't priced in yet and tech megacaps are the best defensive trade out there, since they're overweight in the index we should expect it to keep grinding up to ATH.

[Anonymous No.55305266]

>>55305202
sell IPO, use money to buy more consumers which then become investors

[Anonymous No.55305276]

QYLD chuds we can't stop winning. I'm up 5.5% and I only started DCA'ing last year.

[Anonymous No.55305281]

>>55305202
the fed dip yesterday was bough. demand > supply. so we move up. plus short term bears closing shorts

[Anonymous No.55305295]

>>55305232
sort of, it was a 2 year lead up and a 3 year sell off.

[Anonymous No.55305299]

>>55305088
You silly fools really thought BOIL was going to reverse split? You thought wrong.

[Anonymous No.55305302]

I'm the worst fucking trader

[Anonymous No.55305307]

>>55305302
Time to give up and just buy and hold NVDA or VOO.

[Anonymous No.55305317]

How do women react if they like you somewhat but barely know you and then *bam* you say you work in IT
Is the reaction ew or do they like that you make money

[Anonymous No.55305319]

>>55305302
this is a preservation market, not a profit making market, the only people winning in this market are quite literally the market makers

[Anonymous No.55305320]

>>55305232
This isn’t Hollywood. We get the retarded ending

[Anonymous No.55305325]

>>55305317
I don't bring it up, if they ask I say I work in "tech"

[Anonymous No.55305334]

>>55304553
https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1669374616060477440

[Anonymous No.55305336]

>>55305317
>Getting windows tinted on car
>Dude says I look like a programmer
Wanted to neck him and myself

[Anonymous No.55305346]

>>55305319
>every call or put is priced to resistance

this shit is absurd.

[Anonymous No.55305347]

>>55305325
That's not really a term in my language
Doesn't sound like a bad plan but I have the bad habit of feeling like I have to clarify everything I say with a lot of information

[Anonymous No.55305351]

Gasoil is uh... back?

[Anonymous No.55305352]

>>55305317
Who cares, do you think she'd reject Chad Thundercock because he works IT? If that "ew" thought comes to her mind about you at all over anything, you're not Chad enough, either rape her or move on

[Anonymous No.55305359]

>>55305346
only jews are allowed to wash trade
>>55305334
>they turned off a literal who website nobody uses and the server needs to be turned off and on again
"hackers" are such pathetic fags

[Anonymous No.55305361]

>>55305352
Kek

[Anonymous No.55305364]

>>55304955
>cant trust retail
Anon, this is Target, the Walmart competitor. Its not some shit like Macys. Buy the Dip

[Anonymous No.55305369]

>>55305347
less is more when it comes to IT, you'll lose their interest in the details. whatever people who work for the FAANGS say use that term. Then move on to something more engaging

[Anonymous No.55305374]

>>55305334
ahhhh AI cyber AI-Attack soxl 100 EOM

[Anonymous No.55305384]

>>55305334
Bullish

[Anonymous No.55305385]

SOXL bros...it's over.

[Anonymous No.55305388]

what are we doing here

[Anonymous No.55305389]

>>55305221
I would consider shorting but their company website has me thinking otherwise. I'm guessing the business model is to offset roaming gangs of nocappers stealing the things with the kind of yuppie office wagies that you see in the pictures on their website spending on their eshit. As long as the latter is spending more then the former stealing and riding them around their profits are good.

[Anonymous No.55305404]

BUY BUY BUY
BUY
BUY

[Anonymous No.55305405]

>>55305388
Fomoing? C3 I get because the ticker but Nikola was proven to be fraudulent, are people just selling Tesla for anything electric car? Nio, Xpeng, let me check Mobileye.

[Anonymous No.55305407]

>>55305364
But /smg/ told me nobody buys stuff anymore. Severe depression and whatnot. Everybody will be too worried about their student loans and the high rates. RIGHT? Nah, retail is as strong as ever and I slurp every fyckin dip because people will rather take on huge loans than to give up their lavish life styles

[Anonymous No.55305413]

>>55305369
Good point

[Anonymous No.55305419]

>>55305364
>he thinks Target can compete with Walmart
Lol

[Anonymous No.55305422]

>>55305317
I just keep my forklift certification and bring that up first.

[Anonymous No.55305424]

>>55305364
>Walmart competitor

not really, they're more upscale walmart than anything.

[Anonymous No.55305427]

>>55305334
TAKE OUT FEDWIRE YOU HACKERS!!!

[Anonymous No.55305434]

>>55305262
>AI optimism not priced in yet
AI is the single fuckin reason this market is pumping

[Anonymous No.55305436]

>>55305404
BUUUUUY

[Anonymous No.55305435]

>>55305407
Former bobo here, the golden bull run is here

[Anonymous No.55305441]

>>55305369
I tell them I work in AI, it is cool/prestigious now

[Anonymous No.55305445]

the generational dip is here. buy now before you miss it

[Anonymous No.55305457]

Alright you assholes convinced me

[Anonymous No.55305459]

If you own anything other than 100% BABA leaps right now you’re fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.55305464]

I believe in America
QQQ
SPY
VIX

[Anonymous No.55305479]

>>55305457
He fell for it... bros, should we tell him?

[Anonymous No.55305480]

>>55305434
Yes, I know, I'm saying that we don't know how exactly it should be priced. We know MSFT, NVDA, GOOG etc. should pump but not quite what it means for earnings 5 years out (again in terms of magnitude not just "up"). Therefore, given that the Fed is done hiking, all AI plays are bluechip tech to begin with, and the questionable macro backdrop, the best trade is to pile into AI via the big caps and be as optimistic as possible. No reason NVDA for example can't trade at 2000x P/E given that TSLA was over 1000 at one point. I'm expecting a multi-year meltup to price AI in correctly. As I said ITT, SPX ATH EoM, 6000 minimum EoY, who knows after that.

[Anonymous No.55305481]

I like big tech and I cannot lie.

[Anonymous No.55305487]

>>55305457
>he bought

[Anonymous No.55305501]

>>55304517
Why isn't Powell raising rates kek? inflation at 4% is still hot as fuck. Economy can take it. Are we really just bending the knee to make Joe Brandon look better? That can't possibly be it

[Anonymous No.55305503]

>>55305457
Get Woke go ____

[Anonymous No.55305511]

>>55305481
I love this tart.

[Anonymous No.55305514]

>>55305481
What a terrible outfit

[Anonymous No.55305517]

>>55305501
>Are we really just bending the knee to make Joe Brandon look better? That can't possibly be it
yes.

[Anonymous No.55305518]

>>55305457
that shit is on its way to 80, not 200
you should have bought some BOIL

[Anonymous No.55305519]

It's all MSFT today, man

[Anonymous No.55305522]

>>55305501
Because it risks blowing up the banks and causing some kind of liquidity prices. All he needs to do is give it a bit more time and he'll stick a soft landing. In reality, Jensen Huang has more to do with the no-landing than JPow, of course, but JPow was right to step in and start QE when SVB failed.

[Anonymous No.55305531]

>>55305480
>No reason NVDA for example can't trade at 2000x P/E given that TSLA was over 1000
Average Mumu

[Anonymous No.55305535]

>>55305522
>liquditiy crisis
oops
Also inflation is going to rapidly decline based on forward looking indicators like PPI etc. Powell did what he needed to do to tame inflation and NVDA held the market afloat with animal spirits and AI optimism.

[Anonymous No.55305539]

>>55305480
Not saying that prices won't be at those levels at some point in time,
but holy moly have the past two decades of easy money, QE, N/Z/LIRP fried peoples brain.
Also you're probably mid 20s tops.

Jesus Christ...

[Anonymous No.55305543]

i would buy more, but i already bought as much as i can, let's fucking go!

[Anonymous No.55305544]

Go all in on China NOW.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55305552]

>>55305531
the thing is NVDA's revenue doubles ever 3 years, and with inflation red hot we can expect it to double even faster. When you've got a growth stock, it's imporant to look at forward earnings, as the past earnings don't matter too much.

[Anonymous No.55305555]

>>55305535
>NVDA held the market afloat with animal spirits and AI optimism.
HEYA HOYA

[Anonymous No.55305567]

>>55305544
BABAs too pricey for me, whats the China ETF?

[Anonymous No.55305568]

0DTE was genius. market can literally never crash again. really enjoying this safe and stable income.

[Anonymous No.55305569]

>>55305531
AI is the most important invention in history, NVDA is the best way to play AI. TSLA is a car company. NVDA should be valued higher than Apple by any forward looking market participant, at a minimum. That would put NVDA at around $1000 per share and 1000x P/E. Add some extra optimism and we can get to 2000x.

>muh rates
Doesn't matter, these companies CFOs handle high rate environments well. There's no reason sell stocks expecting 4% per year when NVDA can 2.5-5x from here over the next few years. Who knows what smaller AI related companies can do. Keep in mind the Fed is going to be cutting, PBOC doing stimulus, etc. lots of liquidity to support a massive tech development.

[Anonymous No.55305582]

>>55305568
>0DTE was genius. market can literally never crash again.
Unrionically this.
Now "drastic downturns," if needed, can be even more artificially controlled and orchestrated. But only if needed... :^)

[Anonymous No.55305587]

>>55305569
5x from here? alright ill fucking buy

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55305588]

>>55305568
actually 0 DTE will make the next crash worse because of the feedback loop they'll create when we get into a short sale frenzy. expect 0 dte to make circuit breaker level events to be more frequent.

[Anonymous No.55305590]

Just paid 7k in quarterly taxes. There goes my profits for the week..

[Anonymous No.55305591]

>>55305552
I, for one, believe the NVDA tide will lift all AI boats
It's unironically like crypto
People have no idea how to value it so if big boy crypto (btc) goes up too much relative to the other cryptos, the others go up relative to btc
My case is that NVDA and maybe GOOG may act similarly

[Anonymous No.55305602]

>>55305567
BABA is down like $200+ from its ATH. Can’t go wrong here

[Anonymous No.55305604]

>>55305588
>buy 0DTE put
>fed pumps your ass
literally can't crash

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55305605]

>>55305591
Who does NVideo buy their conductors and insulators from to make their semi-conductors?

[Anonymous No.55305608]

>>55305591
Also investment case for AI is exactly similar to dotcom
It's a new paradigm but how much is that worth? No one knows so expect huge bubbles

[Anonymous No.55305616]

>NVDA ATH
>$25 SOXL

kek

[Anonymous No.55305619]

>>55305605
Tsmc
And asml via tsmc

[Anonymous No.55305623]

>>55305588
It doesn't work that way. Markets have an optimistic bias as long as we expect the economy to recover and grow in the future. When everyone is long the market goes up. When everyone is short the market squeezes up.

>>55305591
Yep you can see it in shit tier AI companies already. AI optimism saved the stock market along with the bailout of SVB. Some leading economic indicators are bad right now, but it doesn't matter because we've never had an innovation like chatGPT during a bear market. You have to look past the problems and buy AI related names and bluechip tech.

[Anonymous No.55305625]

>AMD

[Anonymous No.55305627]

stop fucking selling right fucking now

[Anonymous No.55305645]

>buying TGT
I knew this place was full of jews and faggots...

[Anonymous No.55305660]

>>55305569
The dotplot yesterday even explicitly said higher rates for this year. They will keep them high, even next year. No cuts til mid 2024 the earliest. And even then he shouldn't go below 3%

[Anonymous No.55305668]

>NVDA at these prices
Bros...

[Anonymous No.55305670]

I sold.

[Anonymous No.55305680]

>>55305627
No one is selling. What you’re experiencing is less call buying

[Anonymous No.55305682]

>>55305660
The dot plot at the end of 2021 said we'd be closing out 2023 below 3%. They can put whatever they want in those dot plots.

[Anonymous No.55305687]

100 shares of SQQQ are now IN MY PORTFOLIO. What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.55305690]

>>55305660
The rates don't matter now. It's all about AI unless JPow destroys the banking system somehow and the quick action to add liquidity (totally not QE, kek) during the SVB crisis shows that the Fed put is alive and well.

[Anonymous No.55305691]

>>55305682
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE PLOT IS LEGALLY BINDING

[Anonymous No.55305692]

Can't even trade today. Everything ran away. Only thing I could do is credit spreads and that's fucking dangerous right now.

Also, watching my $TQQQ toeing the line on getting called away.

[Anonymous No.55305695]

>tfw we welcome hyperinflation with far out of the money 0dte calls

[Anonymous No.55305698]

>>55305668
Read my other posts ITT. NVDA can easily go to $1000. Plenty of room to become the most valuable company in the world.

[Anonymous No.55305703]

>>55305445
I sold SOXL at $8.85 for a loss

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55305705]

>>55305660
The dot plot always says the rates are going higher, what happens is they end up just cutting rates at an unscheduled emergency meeting, and then they revise the dot plot lower, but is shows the rates going higher than the current rate at that time.

[Anonymous No.55305710]

I swear to god, every time I open baka to post about CVNA doing another double digit percentage move up every single day, I’m the only one doing it. How is nobody else here paying attention to this stock?

[Anonymous No.55305728]

>>55305710
>every time I open baka

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55305732]

>>55305682
I learned a long time ago not to strongly interpret the dot.

[Anonymous No.55305734]

>>55305687
Everlasting despair and questioning your sanity over the non-stop pump for weeks on end with no real pullbacks on the way up
t. Lost 30% on my very large SQQQ position

[Anonymous No.55305738]

>>55305569
>Keep in mind the Fed is going to be cutting
now you're just jizzing in your own mouth

[Anonymous No.55305743]

>>55305698
You're just a schitzo who thinks stocks move like crypto. you said SPX will hit ATH by end of month and that NVDA could hit 2000x P/E. Please keep posting these takes so you can get the rest of the bobos to capitulate and we can get this whole bubble blown up faster.

[Anonymous No.55305746]

>>55305732
Sometimes I think you're likely pretty cool IRL, not like the Andy Kauffman performance artist tripfag you play here.

[Anonymous No.55305754]

>>55305687
You really looked at this chart and said "yes, this will make me rich"

[Anonymous No.55305755]

Oilbros... I just sold my oil, my portfolio just got to a nice round ATH

[Anonymous No.55305761]

>>55305746
Don't feed the tripfags

[Anonymous No.55305765]

>>55305670
>>55305680
the duality of this board

[Anonymous No.55305767]

>>55305761
I'll do as I please you hall monitor faggot.

[Anonymous No.55305772]

>SPY
>TQQQ

why should I own anything else?

[Anonymous No.55305776]

>>55305687
losses
I bought some SQQQ because I was convinced that the market was going to collapse
instead, my portfolio value collapsed
I now own SPY and QQQ

[Anonymous No.55305780]

>>55305754
wow it was 2000 a share at one point? What a great price to get in at!

[Anonymous No.55305788]

>>55305734
>with no real pullbacks
it's this part what really boggles my mind

[Anonymous No.55305790]

>>55305754
your chart gives me PTSD

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55305795]

>>55305746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ymMyY4GNAE

[Anonymous No.55305797]

>>55305788
>0DTE blocks your pullback

[Anonymous No.55305817]

Sold 15 shares of S&P, seems like a great time to buy some NASDAQ,

[Anonymous No.55305821]

>>55305743
>ATH EoM
Just need 10 more green 1% days. There's nothing to scare the market for the rest of this month and nothing changes the AI optimism thesis.
>6000 EoY
Same as above.
>stocks don't move like cryptos
Just wait until you see what crypto does in 2024-25, it'll make NVDA look like a value stock. By then we'll be in full blown rate cuts along with China stimulus + return to crypto markets via Hong Kong, etc.

[Anonymous No.55305833]

I told everyone about cheap wheat.

[Anonymous No.55305839]

Its over

[Anonymous No.55305841]

>>55305772
I mean you could just do 90 delta SPY LEAPS (furthest expiration, roll at 360 days left) for a nice 2.5x leverage. And that's without the volatility drag of leveraged ETFs.

[Anonymous No.55305853]

>>55305682
In 2021 they said 3% even though inflation was high back then too. Now it's less. And the dotplot is higher? I think they mean it this time, because they know they fucked up and Fed doesn't want to fuck it up twice.

[Anonymous No.55305863]

>>55305772
>UPRO
>TQQQ

[Anonymous No.55305865]

>>55305839
>ting ting ting
>ahem
>A
>I

[Anonymous No.55305900]

New Zealand's recession, whatever happened there.

[Anonymous No.55305903]

>NVDA and AMD (especially AMD) absolutely shitty reports and that was at lower interest rates
How will things look a year from now? They will just lower expectations right? I mean, just look at AMD's latest figures. They were so insanely bad and yet it all just keeps pumping.
Earnings don't matter, rates don't matter, yields don't matter, FED doesn't matter.
This market is in a fullblown mania fueled by high doses of SARMS. I foresee NVDA going up to at least 600-700 before we see some kind of pullback. Fuckin stupid

[Anonymous No.55305906]

NOTHING
CAN
STOP
THIS
BULL
MARKET

[Anonymous No.55305909]

>>55305754
How to short the ultra pro short

[Anonymous No.55305920]

ATH EOW

[Anonymous No.55305923]

>>55305903
NVDA's guidance on their last report was amazing, what are you talking about? Again, we don't know how AI should be priced yet and you need to be as optimistic as possible to avoid missing out. Markets have an upward bias.

[Anonymous No.55305924]

>>55305909
Infinite money glitch achieved

[Anonymous No.55305925]

>>55305900
That Buy Puts Now kid tanked the entire economy by getting shrekt on FTSE puts with their country's money. Dayum shame.

[Anonymous No.55305948]

>>55305906
For SNOW or WEAT, that is correct.

[Anonymous No.55305954]

Only chuds and trannies are anti China. Nothing can stop the China bull.

[Anonymous No.55305956]

>>55305903
>>55305923
NVDA seems to have reached a permanently high plateau.

[Anonymous No.55305959]

>BIG
>G
>U
>YS
>FOR
>YOU

Give me some other meme portfolio ideas

[Anonymous No.55305969]

>>55305923
Expectations were lowered first of all. Overall, worse by 20% compared to last year I believe. Secondly, guidance based on what? I literally do not understand how they can just throw around these numbers without anyone questioning them?
Well, we shall see. If NVDA can reach those numbers, I'll go 100% into NVDA with no questions asked. But I highly doubt they will reach those figures, not even close

[Anonymous No.55305970]

>>55305959
UUUU is unironically a reasonable ticker to hold.

[Anonymous No.55305973]

you are not gonna sell

you are not gonna sell

you are not gonna sell

[Anonymous No.55305993]

>>55304517
am i gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.55306004]

>bought SOFI at 5.42
>sold at 5.80 after a few days
>bought TSLA at 185
>sold at 195 after a few days
Goddammit, fuck it. This time I'm not gonna open my TDA app for at least 2 weeks. I have a problem.

[Anonymous No.55306010]

>>55305839
how do you type these words
honestly kill yourself steven

[Anonymous No.55306012]

>>55305993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fiWIQXVIAE

[Anonymous No.55306016]

>>55306004
Same here on Tesla. Made $500 and got out way too early.

[Anonymous No.55306017]

>>55305903
Yeah, NVIDIA did 7 billion this Q, less than the Q before when a fuckin WAR broke out. Now they say they'll do 11 billion. MAYBE, with selling their garbage. But will the companies that buy all the trash make profit off of it?

>>55305923
>Guidance
Man, I fully trust the companies.

[Anonymous No.55306024]

DXY really getting slaughtered right now

[Anonymous No.55306030]

BABA will be $300 by EOY

[Anonymous No.55306037]

>>55306030
Doubtful considering its probably splitting into multiple tickers

[Anonymous No.55306040]

Btw. SELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELLSELL

[Anonymous No.55306039]

>>55306024
it's going to 101.5 then reversing higher :)

[Anonymous No.55306041]

>>55305790

Yeah I'm getting flashbacks of all the money I lost in TVIX

[Anonymous No.55306050]

>>55306030
CWEB
CWEB run
Run CWEB, run!

[Anonymous No.55306064]

>>55306017
>fuckin WAR broke out
War is extremely bullish and most companies delivered better numbers. Nah, NVDA is quite simply in too good of a position in the market right now and everyone knows it. This AI shit is in their ballpark and they can and will utilize this to its full extent. I am still extremely skeptical regarding their bs guidance but there is no doubt in my mind that NVDA is and will always be bullish. The data doesn't matter anymore, that was my original point. Only sentiment matters now. The market will start trading above the moving averages and will not dip below just like in 2020 and 2021. Buy or get fugged

[Anonymous No.55306077]

i'm buying the dip

[Anonymous No.55306087]

>BOIL is up 15% today with news that NATGAS will keep rising as temperatures remain at record levels and Europe keeps struggling with storage

[Anonymous No.55306088]

Help me come up with an etf allocation to accoomulate with profits. I'm debating whether to incorporate schd for divvy income. This is all in a taxable account, my 401k is just a target date fund.
>60% spy
>40% vxus

[Anonymous No.55306097]

>>55306077
REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING AND YOU WILL MAKE IT BACK ALIVE.

[Anonymous No.55306098]

>a recession they said
>economic instability they said
>Retirements gutted they said
>Massive unemployment they said
>Record inflation they said, it's going down
>Covid destruction they said

[Anonymous No.55306104]

>>55306017
>>55305969
Doesn't matter if they meet it or not. Markets will treat missing guidance as indicative of future good guidance.

>guidance based on what
AI. Like I said we don't know what the numbers will be a few years out but you need to be as optimistic as possible based on the circumstances. Don't miss out on a new paradigm.

[Anonymous No.55306105]

>>55305900
Orders down everywhere including NVDA , those credit cards are looking expensive

[Anonymous No.55306111]

Another day spent laughing at pessimistic bobos

Never bet against America pal.

[Anonymous No.55306125]

>>55306098
The ursid fears the feline.

[Anonymous No.55306135]

INTC

[Anonymous No.55306170]

>>55305948
lmao imagine going long on snow in the middle of summer, fucking idiots

[Anonymous No.55306177]

>>55306111
>never bet against AI
Fixed lol the rest of the S&P isn't doing much. Thank NVDA for saving the market along with JPow's timely bailout.

[Anonymous No.55306180]

>>55306170
SHUT UP, THERE'S A CRITICAL SHORTAGE

[Anonymous No.55306186]

I can't believe I missed out on 400% gains because I listened to all the dumbass /pol/ doomers endlessly say the sky was falling

[Anonymous No.55306190]

>>55306180
Bro... the Southern Hemisphere...

[Anonymous No.55306201]

>>55305422
This guy fucks.

[Anonymous No.55306204]

>>55306186
Just two more weeks bro

[Anonymous No.55306209]

>>55305281
That's me. Stopped out.
Pic related: me

[Anonymous No.55306220]

>>55306190
Did you know that's home to 32% of Earth's landmass but only 10% of its population? Blame the Andes, Amazon, and outback!

[Anonymous No.55306228]

>>55306190
And which hemisphere is nyse in??? Oh thats right the northern.

[Anonymous No.55306240]

>>55306220
To be fair, most of Australia is frighteningly inhospitable, full of venomous octopi, kangaroo, and Abos.

[Anonymous No.55306242]

If NAK2 doubles from here I'll breakeven

[Anonymous No.55306250]

>>55305754
BUY THE DIP

[Anonymous No.55306256]

>>55306220
Despite making up only 32% of the landmass, it makes up 100% of niggers

[Anonymous No.55306257]

There's an NVDA credit card?

[Anonymous No.55306260]

>>55306240
I'm told the abbos are harmless as long as you have some gasoline to distract them with.

[Anonymous No.55306284]

>>55306186
The rest of the economy is going to shit though. It's just that AI is a safe haven

[Anonymous No.55306285]

Tesla bros? Just sold 25% of my stake for 8K, CEO is too retarded and influential on the markets with each retarded tweet he makes for me though. Still hoping this shit gets to 3K by 2030 though although that would be like winning the lottery.

[Anonymous No.55306294]

>>55306257
in the future we will use NVDA credits to purchase goods and services

[Anonymous No.55306298]

Is the crash in this room with us? Why are you so bad bears?

[Anonymous No.55306313]

wait a second, who's gonna pay for all my gains?

[Anonymous No.55306317]

>>55306285
It probably needs to cool off before it pumps again, this is getting ridiculous
>3K by 2030
agreed

[Anonymous No.55306328]

>>55304611
Smart question, I think you can guess the answer.

[Anonymous No.55306337]

tightened my stoploss and seems like my stock started going sideways

[Anonymous No.55306340]

>>55306260
Same goes for the kangaroos

[Anonymous No.55306351]

>>55306337
What stock?

[Anonymous No.55306352]

>>55306088
Spy gives good dividends, no need for schd imo

[Anonymous No.55306355]

>>55306298
This is the eighth green week in a row for the nasdaq. EIGHT. That happened only once during the mega bounce off covid lows and it was near the top.

[Anonymous No.55306358]

why isnt the market going down anymore

[Anonymous No.55306364]

$5k, how to make $20k? TQQQ calls?

[Anonymous No.55306367]

What the hell is Amazon's problem?

[Anonymous No.55306370]

>>55306358
Name one (1) reason we should be below the 2021 highs, considering the past year and a half of inflation and business improvements? And don't give me >muh interest rates, nobody believes the Fed long term and treasuries are no longer a risk-free rate.

[Anonymous No.55306378]

>>55306370
yields

[Anonymous No.55306397]

>>55306358
AI

[Anonymous No.55306406]

>>55306358
biden saved us

[Anonymous No.55306410]

>>55306378
Yields don't matter. Why do you care about 4% on the 10Y when you can get 250% on NVDA in the next few years?

[Anonymous No.55306417]

>>55306410
because it's le safe or something
>10y
look at the curve

[Anonymous No.55306420]

I am the Rider of the wind,
The Stirrer of the storm;
The hurricane I left behind
Is yet with lightning warm;
To speed to thee, o'er shore and sea
I swept upon the blast:
The fleet I met sailed well, and yet
'Twill sink ere night be past.

[Anonymous No.55306422]

whats the best place to find financial ebooks for free ??

the site i used just died recently.

[Anonymous No.55306426]

>tips in American
AHHHH SAVE ME NIGGERMAN I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAANNNNNEEEE!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55306428]

>>55306370
Yields will siphon money away from the market, Fed rate kikes will rape the banks, niggers, and weak consoooooomer savings combined with ATH credit card debt.

[Anonymous No.55306435]

>>55306364
yes. go fast before you miss all gains

[Anonymous No.55306438]

is NVDA just going to keep going up

[Anonymous No.55306439]

>>55306426
You're ordering lunch for at least 6 people, right?

[Anonymous No.55306445]

Reminder the market is rigged to go up.

[Anonymous No.55306448]

>>55306438
yes, red days are cancelled.

[Anonymous No.55306453]

>>55306378
In 2021, you could get a 1.5% 10 year while (core) inflation was at 3%, a -1.5% real return.

In 2023, today, you can get a 3.75% 10 year while (core) inflation is at 5.25%, a -1.5% real return.

So real yields are basically the same as before, depending on where you want to count or what inflation/bond metrics you use.

[Anonymous No.55306460]

>>55306422
#bookz on undernet irc

[Anonymous No.55306463]

>>55306439
H-heh yeah...friends. T-hey'll be here any second now...

[Anonymous No.55306465]

>>55306428
Higher yields print out more cash money to bondholders. Print out. More cash money.

[Anonymous No.55306476]

Faking

[Anonymous No.55306481]

>>55306358
I DON'T KNOW AND IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE. THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN SOME KANGAROO AFTER THE FED SHITPOST AT LEAST FOR FUCK SAKES GOD DAMNIT THIS IS WORST YEAR I'VE HAD SINCE 2016.

[Anonymous No.55306490]

>>55306481
give up. switch sides. go long

[Anonymous No.55306496]

>>55306481
SAVE ME AUUUUSIE MAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55306508]

>>55306481
the indexes have been up since early march..

[Anonymous No.55306514]

>103 COUNTERPARTIES TAKE $1.992 TLN AT FED REVERSE REPO OPERATION.
RRP drain is bullish btw. That's being transferred into Yellen's 0dte Brokerage Account.

[Anonymous No.55306529]

>>55306460
Undernet, holy shit... I used to be on it in 2000.
/Msg X OP is a faggot

[Anonymous No.55306531]

>103 BAGGIES LOSE $1.992 TLN AT GME REVERSE REPO OPERATION.
kek baggies

[Anonymous No.55306536]

>he didn't invest invest in Berkshire Hathaway in 1990
kek why bother

[Anonymous No.55306538]

>>55306529
Holy fuck, it's been 23 fucking years? I'm getting old

[Anonymous No.55306548]

>>55306529
I've only ever used it for pirating ebooks, oldhead. Now I'm back into paper cause girls like bookshelves.

[Anonymous No.55306557]

>>55306352
Thanks anon, good point and one less thing for me to worry about re-balancing in a taxable account.

[Anonymous No.55306562]

>>55306536
>he didn't invest in their IPO when it was $500

NGMI

[Anonymous No.55306571]

okay i'm switching side

[Anonymous No.55306580]

>>55306571
To soxl calls?

[Anonymous No.55306583]

>>55306571
Top signal

[Anonymous No.55306589]

>>55306355
Dubs dum dum. Dont you know the past is irrelevant? The market is memoryless. Youre so bad

[Anonymous No.55306591]

>>55306571
the post i was waiting for

[Anonymous No.55306598]

>>55306426
Where’s pics of lunch

[Anonymous No.55306609]

>>55306571
Send it.

[Anonymous No.55306610]

Jerome just called me, he said we're green for the next month.

[Anonymous No.55306615]

>16 posts by this id
>ESL retard
>constant knee jerk decisions
>faggot

[Anonymous No.55306625]

When is DWAC going back up?

[Anonymous No.55306634]

>>55306615
This post is a top signal

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55306633]

>>55306610
I heard that the economy is going to crash once the chinks invade the twinks on July 10th

[Anonymous No.55306641]

>>55306598
On it's way. You want dick pick added or no?

[Anonymous No.55306642]

This is nuts.

[Anonymous No.55306644]

>>55306625
Its not
its trash
let it go

[Anonymous No.55306646]

>>55306633
sounds pretty bullish

[Anonymous No.55306648]

>>55306634
No, this webm is the top signal
Sorry bros

[Anonymous No.55306650]

>>55306633
are the taiwanese the "twinks" in this fantasy of yours?

>>55306625
literally never

[Anonymous No.55306654]

>DWAC

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55306669]

>>55306650
yes

[Anonymous No.55306674]

GO DOWN FFS

[Anonymous No.55306676]

>55306633
stop posting and kill yourself already

[Anonymous No.55306684]

bake i cant post my dd in this used up and blown out thread

[Anonymous No.55306686]

CRASH AND BURN YOU MOTHERFUCKIN SPX

[Anonymous No.55306692]

someone fucking bank

[Anonymous No.55306694]

>>55306684
k, baking

[Anonymous No.55306695]

>>55306674
>>55306686
Short sell that wall if you're so great

[Anonymous No.55306706]

>>55306684
>dd
just buy SPY 0DTE ATM calls every morning. literally risk free guaranteed cash.

[Anonymous No.55306712]

>>55306695
I would if I had bought. Yesterday I did but today I didn't and this fuckin ruins me. Simply didn't expect such a retard pump today, I'm so stupid

[Anonymous No.55306725]

Will there ever be a red day again? Should I just expect to have .50 - 1% compounding gains everyday forever?

[Anonymous No.55306741]

>>55306731
>>55306731
>>55306731

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55306748]

@55306676
I'm here giving you guys plenty of warning about what's about to happen and this is how I get treated? Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.55307038]

Alright fellas, financial aid refunds are coming in a few days. What do I slurp for maximum profit

[Anonymous No.55307131]

>$80 worth of nipslop in 2023

[Anonymous No.55307193]

>>55307131
That looks more like lunch and dinner for two days than just lunch today. Sashimi is always nice tho.

[Anonymous No.55307219]

>>55307193
I'm incredibly drunk so we'll see

[Anonymous No.55307458]

Give me advice guys! I made 50k from TQQQ and am up 60%.

Is it time to sell?

[Anonymous No.55308259]

>>55307193
Its like 10 pieces of sushi. are you bulimic or anorexic? What other kind of person would see 4 meals here.