Outfit for Interviews

[Anonymous No.55302806]

There's an Islamic clothing store near me. If I as a swarthy white bought this and wore it to interviews passing as muslim, would it help me get a job via diversity points?

[Anonymous No.55302842]

You could always just actually become Muslim, it's a very straightforward religion.

[Anonymous No.55302846]

>>55302806
I unironically think that would work as I've lost a lot of job opportunities to diversity hires

[Anonymous No.55302856]

but to answer your question: yes you will probably look more diverse and be more memorable if you make yourself look vaguely ethnic (perhaps they will think you are a pale afghan or something idk)

[Anonymous No.55302858]

>>55302846
>>55302806
the ultimate apparel is a subtle star of david. I was given this tip decades ago and no failure.

[Anonymous No.55302866]

brown countries have all the objectively worst fashion traditions. they get away with it because everyone's standards for them are significantly lower.

[Anonymous No.55302897]

interviewer enters the room. he is a muslim but op is oblivious to this as he is wearing a suit. the interview is taking place in a secure building that op can only leave under escort. these facts become painfully clear to op as he realizes the gravity of his situation during the first 10 minutes of the 3 hour interview process

[Anonymous No.55302902]

>>55302806
not gonna as salaam a make it.

[Anonymous No.55302905]

>>55302806
>>55302858
This is actually real smart hehe

>>55302842
>worshipping a pedophile who stole some stories from the Bible and gave his own twist to it
No thank you Muhammed

[Anonymous No.55302910]

>>55302866
this is cope, western fashion all but died in the last two decades meanwhile in arabia people still walk around in premium flowing thobes with intricate patterns, and headwear

[Anonymous No.55302911]

>>55302806
It would certainly help.

[Anonymous No.55302928]

That's not specifically muslim. It's popular all across south Asia.

[Anonymous No.55302976]

>>55302910
modern "fashion" all looks bad, yes. but if you're comparing that to standard european suits european fashion wins every time.
nobody respects the rag-heads

[Anonymous No.55302994]

won't work,
muslims are not considered the "good kind of diverse"

> t. muslim

and
go back to pol

[Anonymous No.55303086]

>>55302806
Our chances are better saying your from ukraine

[Anonymous No.55303179]

>>55302976
It depends if we're talking about men's fashion or women's fashion. Men's fashion in Europe has sucked since the 1900s (pic related goes hard), women's fashion lasted a lot longer.

[Anonymous No.55304045]

>>55302858
nepotism in minorities groups is extremely high, yet only the white man is forced to co-live with niggers. makes you wonder.

[Anonymous No.55304064]

>>55304045
white people are minorities in california and texas. "They" will never mention it, but it's true

[Anonymous No.55304115]

>>55304064
why dont white people mention it then lol
oh wait the kikes have the whites on a leash and if they step out of line they get punished

[Anonymous No.55304130]

>>55302866
Lmaooooo. Have you seen what white people call fashion. You guys practically dress like niggers

[Anonymous No.55304133]

me? I'm always wearing a yarmulke to interviews and mix yiddish words into my replies.
like I enter the building and someone holds the door open for me I say "thank you you are a real Mensche". when surprised I say "oy vey".
and if they say something I dont like I hiss at them.

[Anonymous No.55304137]

>>55304115
most white people either don't know or yes like you said, or they've been brainwashed since adolescence to think "white" people caused all the evil in the world

[Anonymous No.55304218]

>>55304137
who knows who's white anymore...

[Anonymous No.55304230]

>>55302806
I would try it if you weren’t having any luck. If you get the job you’ll have to wear that shit forever though.

[Anonymous No.55304248]

>>55302842
Then he would be damned.

[Anonymous No.55304506]

>>55302858
>subtle star of david
This. If the owners are Jewish, wear a star of David necklace. After you're hired, never wear it again.

[Anonymous No.55304674]

>>55302806
The only flaw to this plan is that on some job applications they group middle eastern with white/Caucasian.
What you'll need to do is to put down "non-binary" as your sex/gender

[Anonymous No.55304975]

>>55302806
Just pull yourself up from your bootstraps

[Anonymous No.55305011]

>>55302806
maybe if you changed your name to "ahmed yousef" or such

[Anonymous No.55305119]

>>55302866
You are objectively worth of eternal laughter at (You)

[Anonymous No.55305132]

>>55304133
>larp as jewish
>if they say something I dont like I hiss at them
Holy fuck sides are in orbit thanks anon

[Anonymous No.55305150]

>>55302806
>would it help me get a job via diversity points?
Yeah but you gotta add a wig, wheelchair, and troon flag on said wheelchair

[Anonymous No.55305283]

>>55305150
And this. You absolutely need this too.

[Anonymous No.55305314]

>>55302976
kek try wearing a suit in the desert

[Anonymous No.55305365]

>>55304506
>>55302858
Naive. I've been part of a Jewish community (complicated family) and they don't fall for this shit.
1. They all know each other. Even if you go to Timbuktu, there will be a guy who knows a guy. They attend each other's parties, events, gatherings, etc. They are extremely social and know everyone in 6 degrees of jew separation.
2. They know your name and they know Jewish names. Jews with non-jew names keep track of their clan (original Jewish name)

If you try this shit you will be their fool, and I wouldn't be surprised if they make your life difficult as punishment. Easy for them to talk to their solicitor or bank manager friend.

[Anonymous No.55305798]

>>55305365
You're not getting it. The advice isn't to pretend to be Jewish.

[Anonymous No.55306475]

>>55305798
Yes it is.