/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55300991]

Mumus Got A Gun Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

Previous: >>55298005

[Anonymous No.55301023]

>it's only a matter of time edition

[Anonymous No.55301024]

[Anonymous No.55301029]

Maverick is your new guru.

[Anonymous No.55301032]

>>55301024
What are they saying though? That the crash is coming or line go up forever?

[Anonymous No.55301034]

>>55301023
The higher rates turn, the bigger the losses
..and we've just been told we're going higher for longer

[Anonymous No.55301035]

When are dipping????!?!?

[Anonymous No.55301040]

I'm throwing the last of my expendable gambling money at the slots tonight. $400 or bust. I'm pausing my draftkings accounts either way for 30 days after so I need /smg/ to give me all of their energy preferably in the form of digits. thank you in advance.

[Anonymous No.55301046]

>>55301023
>Little banks go under
>The Fortress acquires them for pennies on the dollar
>10% to the big guy buys regulator approval to form the GSIBbest of GSIBs
I'm only seeing dollar signs on your chart, hombre.

[Anonymous No.55301047]

>>55301040
All on sofi

[Anonymous No.55301048]

>>55301040
here

[Anonymous No.55301054]

>>55301040
Friendly reminder that BOIL reverse splits in one more week. It's already been announced.
I expect a video update soon.

[Anonymous No.55301058]

>>55301040
Putting that 400 on otm options would unironically be a better shot at some reward

[Anonymous No.55301067]

Hurry up I need digits!!!!

[Anonymous No.55301069]

>>55301040
What have I told you since the first day you stepped into this general? There are three ways to make a living in this business: pick good stocks, be Jewish, or gamble.

Now, I don't pick good stocks. And although I like to think we have some preeetty obnoxious Jews in this thread, it sure is a hell of a lot easier to just gamble on shit.

[Anonymous No.55301070]

nothing can stop the joe biden administration. oil is under $70, natural gas under $3, spy less than 10% away from all time highs, trump arrested and russians losing in ukraine. joe biden is my president

[Anonymous No.55301074]

>>55301070
>russians losing in ukraine
This is Joe Joe's one failure. The Russian slog through Bakhmut was boring and gay as it was. But this? The Ukies aren't even taking real villages or doing encirclements or anything.

All they're doing is maybe pumping my GD and LMT.

[Anonymous No.55301076]

>>55301067
trying nigga

[Anonymous No.55301078]

>>55301058
This market is more rigged than any casino could ever dream to be.

[Anonymous No.55301088]

>>55301040
88 checkem

[Anonymous No.55301091]

>>55301088
FUCKING BASED!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55301095]

>>55301088
Wow lol

[Anonymous No.55301099]

>>55301091

[Anonymous No.55301101]

>>55301088

[Anonymous No.55301109]

>>55301095
>>55301099
>>55301101
Will report back with results

[Anonymous No.55301125]

>>55301088
Witnessed

[Anonymous No.55301126]

>>55301023
you have no idea what that chart is actually saying

[Anonymous No.55301154]

>>55300991
I told you fags about TGT yesterday. But no you decided to listen to baggie instead.

[Anonymous No.55301178]

Anyone riding this month-long MVIS rollercoaster? Which way we going tomorrow boys?

[Anonymous No.55301235]

>>55301069
I am but a humble dopamine farmer. It ain't much, but it's an honest living.

[Anonymous No.55301240]

i went short microstrategy with puts right before the fed meeting what am i looking at at the open

[Anonymous No.55301247]

>>55301088
Hooooooooooooo
Lest goooooooooook

[Anonymous No.55301258]

>>55301069
Kekd

[Anonymous No.55301260]

>>55301088
checked

[Anonymous No.55301323]

Will GayMD ever reach the same highs as NVDA?

[Anonymous No.55301326]

Please tell me the crash is coming I can't go on any longer I've been holding these pieces of shit since january when burry said to sell I could have sold in March for a nice profit but I held my conviction please just tell me the crash is coming

[Anonymous No.55301333]

>>55301088
Holy fuck that's like one in 100.000

[Anonymous No.55301341]

>>55301333
TRRRRIIIIIIPPPPPPPSSSSS

[Anonymous No.55301347]

>>55301326
bruh

[Anonymous No.55301348]

I’m just buying GDX, don’t give a fuck anymore nothing is making sense to me

[Anonymous No.55301352]

>>55301326
Anon you know we can do math, why block out the quantity?

[Anonymous No.55301358]

>>55301088
>>55301333
Nice work guys

[Anonymous No.55301364]

I'm trying to learn when shorting seems viable. I'm looking at the analysis of USAC and they're AH, has a massive debt with no earnings and can't afford to pay divs
> Earnings Coverage: USAC is paying a dividend but the company is unprofitable

Would this not be odeal for shorting? Or am I missing something? (No I'm not going to short, just trying to learn)

[Anonymous No.55301370]

>>55301347
Uvxy did a 10x in the march 2020 crash. So I will at least 3x from my initial if it happens at this price. But it needs to happen soon before it does another fucking -60%
>>55301352
To make it harder to find my order in the order book and dox me in case someone here is a broker

[Anonymous No.55301402]

>>55301370
a-anon I think you just need to sell and focus on working a job like glue factory janitor or public school teacher

[Anonymous No.55301403]

>>55300991
You’ve your bullrun, your time to cope is here :)

[Anonymous No.55301432]

>>55301326
>listening to doomsday prophets
Anon...

[Anonymous No.55301435]

>>55301364
nobody knows when to short using fundamentals
at best you can use the chart and ''price action'' with stuff like double top

[Anonymous No.55301446]

>>55301435
Of course, but i never seen this debt ratio for a dividend stock before, i just assume they're in trouble.

[Anonymous No.55301447]

>>55301323
It's higher, at the same p/e it would be 50 bucks

[Anonymous No.55301455]

>>55301370
>thinking he could ever break even
In the worst crash yet, 2000, Vix wasn't even 50. Explain that to me.

[Anonymous No.55301466]

>>55300991
Red day? Red day.

[Anonymous No.55301471]

>>55301435
True, since fundamentals don't even matter anymore.

[Anonymous No.55301493]

Just heard SBUX took down the pride flags, how does this impact SIGA? should I dump my calls?

[Anonymous No.55301494]

>>55301370
lmao why are GME autists always ignoring me. It's like I'm the reality they can't cope with.
UVXY is going to zero and GME too. When you are poor please don't come back.

[Anonymous No.55301507]

>>55301455
vix was 100 in 2008

[Anonymous No.55301511]

>>55301507
there's not going to be a 2008 crash again

[Anonymous No.55301513]

>>55301511
ohohohohohohohohoho
it will be worse

[Anonymous No.55301517]

>>55301154
Not buying TGT stock or shopping there. Nice try groomer kike.

[Anonymous No.55301519]

>>55301507
thanks for reminding me there are alot of people believing 2008 is just gonna happen again, wich is bullish of course.

[Anonymous No.55301520]

>>55301326
You don’t understand VIX, VIX is all about how far the market is outside standard deviations from the mean, even if stocks are crashing if the MM are expecting stocks to go down VIX will remain relatively stable, you are hoping for a sudden crash while all the MM are expecting a bull run and are positioning for the bull market. VIX only truly spikes when MM are on the wrong side of the market.

[Anonymous No.55301523]

>>55301513
There's not bc /our guy/ is going to stick the landing

[Anonymous No.55301533]

>>55301326
Who did advise you to buy something VIX related? That's ultrarisky, since you are not only bearish which is risky itself especially in this meme market (I'm also currently a bear and getting heemed) but you also have time decay heavily against you.

[Anonymous No.55301543]

>>55301513
if you think that you should go all in GME and UVXY like anon

[Anonymous No.55301551]

>>55301513
>>55301543
always inverse the sick anime pedophiles in this thread

[Anonymous No.55301552]

>>55301466
there aren't red days any more, just crab days that like to pretend for as long as they can

[Anonymous No.55301559]

>>55301520
I'm expecting an invasion of Taiwan to seize production of <8nm chip production. On top of a credit crisis and everything bubble. I don't think MM's are pricing this in. VIX will reach new ATH's.

[Anonymous No.55301568]

>>55301517
Missed out on a 400+ move in options

[Anonymous No.55301573]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55301588]

Yesh im thinking sell

[Anonymous No.55301606]

>>55301559
VIX did have a nice buy signal for me last week on a system I’ve been using for years that has crazy good backtesting results, I’d post it but I’m not at my desk.

[Anonymous No.55301625]

Female view of the market in august 2021

[Anonymous No.55301629]

>>55301551
Anime chads will always be the smartest posters on /biz/ , your cute aggression displays an underdeveloped amygdala which means you're a nigger!

[Anonymous No.55301634]

>>55301559
It definitely would sense for China to invade while Russia is in Ukraine, but that could happen also in a year or two. Also a reason why I thought China was intentionally trying to cause a global recession. But now with stimulus packs that's contradictory.

[Anonymous No.55301648]

>>55301629
>underdeveloped amygdala
stop projecting your mental illness on others. I know I'm fine and I'm not a NIGGER. Now stop wasting my precious time and go take your fucking pills tranny.

[Anonymous No.55301650]

>>55301625
man bros..........why didnt we listen?

[Anonymous No.55301656]

>>55301629
male frontal cortex finishes developing around 25-26, you'll realize anime is trash by then

[Anonymous No.55301663]

https://www.forexlive.com/technical-analysis/sp-500-technical-analysis-20230615/

>On the daily chart, we can see that the S&P 500 extended the rally after breaking out of the key 4324 swing high level. There’s no real resistance until the 4628 level, so the sellers will need some strong fundamental catalyst to bring this market down

No resistance til 4628... what? Are they pulling these numbers out of their asses?

[Anonymous No.55301673]

Been thinking about scoopsies...

https://youtu.be/MmZexg8sxyk
https://youtu.be/MmZexg8sxyk
https://youtu.be/MmZexg8sxyk

[Anonymous No.55301690]

>>55301656
Me? I'm 27

[Anonymous No.55301708]

>>55301656
I'm 39. Anime is nice and it's important for trading equities and commodities.

[Anonymous No.55301712]

>>55301648
wrong, you're a nigger
>>55301656
you're also a nigger, anyone who is anti anime is a nigger!

[Anonymous No.55301713]

Wonder if mining firms BHP and RIO will continue their tear from yesterday

[Anonymous No.55301724]

>>55300991

Reporter: What do you think about the projections of $51T in debt by 2030?

Powell: That's not our problem. My job is to remain independent. I know we're on an unsustainable fiscal path but that is Treasury's responsibility.

Reporter: would you finance that huge debt issuance?

Powell: No.

[Anonymous No.55301726]

Are we still holding PLUG?

[dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.55301728]

I like the vix at this price if you look at the uvxy daily chart there was a increase from $9 to over 14 starting last august which eventually led to a decrease in price down to about 4.50 and another spike in price which now leads us to current situation at about 2.15-2.20 so honestly with the vix being so low I believe it's a good bet.

[Anonymous No.55301737]

>>55301724
>Powell: That's not our problem. My job is to remain independent. I know we're on an unsustainable fiscal path but that is Treasury's responsibility.
the bankers always to say they are independent just before an election.

[Anonymous No.55301748]

retail sales and jobs data @ 8:30AM, lets hope for less retail and more unemployment for SOXL

[Anonymous No.55301754]

>>55301712
>anyone who is anti anime
I read that as anti-semite for ((some reason))

[Anonymous No.55301762]

>>55301754
jews fear anime because its beautiful and encourages living standards

[Anonymous No.55301771]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55301779]

>>55301771
bull bros...she was always /ourgirl/

[Anonymous No.55301780]

>>55301724
>Powell: No.
I think he added "under no circumstances" to the end of that as well

[Anonymous No.55301802]

v shaped recovery pattern just formed on the DAQ

[Anonymous No.55301812]

>>55301712
Based

[Anonymous No.55301822]

joe biden president

[Anonymous No.55301823]

Imagine wanting to fuck girls and not even wanting to be paid for it lol. Imagine putting women such a pedestal that you want to please and serve FOR FREE. Imagine that you are such cuck that you delude yourself you are alpha by living for women.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Anonymous No.55301834]

I'm tired of being poor and lonely.

[Anonymous No.55301849]

>>55301088
I kneel
Which way we going tomorrow messiah?

[Anonymous No.55301854]

>>55301823
have sex. have children. raise your children and give them the cheat codes.

[Anonymous No.55301893]

AAAAAAAAAH I BOUGHT NVIDIA AT 431

[dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.55301927]

when the market goes down and people who have been buying calls every day get obliterated I will be happy most people just aren't able to play both sides of the game.

[Anonymous No.55301939]

>>55301726
>Are we still holding PLUG?
PLUG is a fraud

[Anonymous No.55301946]

>>55301333
It's one in 100

[Anonymous No.55301951]

LOCK HIM UP LOCK HIM UP!

[Anonymous No.55301960]

>>55301854
give them the dick

[Anonymous No.55301961]

>>55301854
>raise your children and give them the cheat codes
meanwhile boomers:
>do a shit job raising the kids
>withhold the cheat codes and burn them before you die

[Anonymous No.55301980]

where we headed to, todays gonna be red.

[Anonymous No.55302011]

>>55301961
Is that anime any good? I am so sick of all this op female anime that is coming out nowadays. Women are weak and that's a biological fact, there is no shame in admitting that. I do not understand why we are trying to subvert natural facts
Anyway, COPPERbois we are so back. Firmly established above 3.8$, closing up the gap, and now on way to 4.
Weird though that real estate production is falling like a rock in Europe but Copper is still on the rise. I guess I gotta thank China

[Anonymous No.55302023]

>>55302011
I don't know which animu it is. I just thought the webm was funny.

[dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.55302031]

>>55301980
most likely we have reached a point of topping out in the market. hedge funds have retail nigger cattle where they want them and almost every retail trader has fomo'ed into some trendy company that is significantly overvalued for the current economic conditions and we are heading down from this point.

[Anonymous No.55302066]

Anyone played the new Street Fighter? Looks fun

[Anonymous No.55302116]

>>55301980
Nah, this movement rn is Yurope's fault, will be green when American traders are in control

[Anonymous No.55302120]

>>55302031
Yeah okay bobo. Keep losing money.

[Anonymous No.55302126]

>>55301326
>he holds UVXY long term
>he doesn't understand why he got fucked by contango
I've never seen anyone holding UVXY or UVIX who knew what they were doing.

[Anonymous No.55302135]

I need one double in the next 7 months. One fucking 100% and I'm set for years.

[Anonymous No.55302138]

>>55301520
that's not even the problem, the problem is UVXY isn't VIX, it goes down due to contango.

[Anonymous No.55302147]

>>55301893
AAAAAAHHHH! I MISSED OUT ON BUYING AT THE ATH!!

[dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.55302149]

>>55302120
here is a picture of my account ytd. but ok i guess ill continue losing money you dumb little nigger cattle

[Anonymous No.55302155]

ECB rate decision is today, 8:15am us time.

[Anonymous No.55302170]

>>55302149
go to bed

[Anonymous No.55302172]

>>55302149
>barely 6 figs

lol, lmao brokie I made that much on my gme bet calls alone back in 2021.

[Anonymous No.55302187]

>>55302149
so what is your play for the next few weeks/months?

[Anonymous No.55302191]

>AI replacing journalists
>Even though they said its impossible

kek
how do I short journalists? they deserve to suffer

[Anonymous No.55302217]

>>55302191
200 articles a week? Yjk what the quality is going to be. How does it get stories anyway? The value of most journalists is their contacts and ability to find a story, not their ability to churn out articles.

[Anonymous No.55302222]

[Anonymous No.55302223]

>>55302149
That soxs is going to blossom, good job anon I'm proud of you

[dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.55302238]

>>55302187
Going short here is a good play here although may not be perfect I do like both uvxy, uvix as they could go up 50% or so in the next couple of months

[Anonymous No.55302253]

>>55302149
Now zoom out to the "All" view please.

[Anonymous No.55302264]

>>55302149
how much have you put on the market overall and how much have you lost overall?

[Anonymous No.55302267]

>>55302222
They're using the stones as caps for the rebar so if someone falls over they don't get speared by it.

[Anonymous No.55302283]

>>55302217
AI will steal from the few independet journalists that will survive
the rest of the journo leeches will die

[Anonymous No.55302288]

>>55302238
Ain't it better to just buy SQQQ? UVXY seems too complicated for just expressing simple bear sentiment

[dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.55302322]

>>55302288
yeah sqqq would also be a good buy here to start to dca into. i just see higher returns potentially for the vix products as its just hasn't been this low in years and could go much higher

[Anonymous No.55302331]

>>55302322
>dca into a 3x leveraged ETF

[Anonymous No.55302338]

>>55302322
Holy fuck dcaing into leveraged bear ETF sounds like a surefire way to blow oneself up but I'm so greedy and desperate I may just go for it

[Anonymous No.55302386]

Oilbros... we're back!

[dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.55302387]

>>55302338
may as well just say fuck it and go all in then

[Anonymous No.55302388]

>>55302338
Lol it's not bad, I was afraid for awhile just use a stop, it's better than options while using tens of thousands

[Anonymous No.55302421]

where can i find financial ebooks with a search ?? the site i used got heemed

[Anonymous No.55302444]

is it time to short?

[Anonymous No.55302459]

>>55301088
Impressive, very nice.

[Anonymous No.55302462]

>>55302444
sure. if you want to lose money bobo. Go ahead and short this clown market.

[Anonymous No.55302464]

GOOD MORNING

[Anonymous No.55302484]

>>55302444

[Anonymous No.55302526]

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

[Anonymous No.55302527]

>>55302444
you can start now, but the 19th is the big date

[Anonymous No.55302547]

>>55302527
but opex though

[Anonymous No.55302563]

>>55302444
Today's plan: pre-market dumping, then more pumping during market hours. As per usual.

[Anonymous No.55302582]

>>55302563
market is open and dumping in europe

[Anonymous No.55302603]

>>55302582
Lucky for us Nvidia is a proud american company. Everyone knows all us stocks follow the trend that Nvidia sets. Have you heard about them inventing AI?

[Anonymous No.55302622]

Just like that....the bull run is over...

[Anonymous No.55302664]

it will be a fun ride downhill

[Anonymous No.55302665]

>>55302563
This. Premarket dump is bear cope. Imagine thinking rates matter.

[Anonymous No.55302677]

European chads are buying the Tesler dip

[Anonymous No.55302698]

>>55302622
smell it

[Anonymous No.55302734]

>>55300991
AMD will 4x the next months. Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.55302757]

>>55302734
SOXL will as well brother. We're all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.55302783]

redpill me on truflation

[Anonymous No.55302789]

small caps are the glue holding this market from complete collapse

[Anonymous No.55302835]

CAVA will be listed today on the market, just short it

[Anonymous No.55302860]

Hey mumus,

I've taken my losses. Yeah, they were a lot, but not unaffordable for me. Now I'm out, 100% in cash, and I'm ready to pounce at any time.

[Anonymous No.55302884]

>>55302860
thank you i will go short today

[Anonymous No.55302885]

uranium ?

[Anonymous No.55302900]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMfbIt2S63Q

[Anonymous No.55302903]

Holy crap noble metals are getting absolutely HEEMED. That's is, they had a nice bull run but now that a soft landing has pretty much been guaranteed for the US and considering that the rate top has been all but guaranteed as well, I can't see gold reaching ATH anytime soon.
Growth is back in, shiny rocks are out

[Anonymous No.55302974]

>>55301040
Why not gamble on DHT? Good dividend and it cheap right now. The world will always need oil. As a side gig you could start selling your sisters dirty underwear to Japanese business men online.

[Anonymous No.55302988]

>>55301088

[Anonymous No.55303015]

>>55302267
Really? Seems like a lot of work for nothing. It not like they can’t afford to lose a few male wagies.

[Anonymous No.55303035]

Will we get the big one today anons?

[Anonymous No.55303047]

Yurop natgas almost doubled in two weeks. Wtf

[Anonymous No.55303064]

>My subreddits are still dark

[Anonymous No.55303082]

Gold miners slurp target 1800-1840 or some other range?

[Anonymous No.55303091]

A couple months back I decided to sell everything & just put my cash in mutual funds & longterm US ETFs.
I think my gambling days are over.
The age of the boomer has come.

[Anonymous No.55303130]

GGL.v
GGLXF
This is going to double from here due to the presence of high grade unmined vein material at Gold Point and the potential for wider than expected zones of mineralization. The known veins all remain open to extension along strike and to depth, and there are numerous other undrilled veins on the property.

[Anonymous No.55303140]

Natgas

[Anonymous No.55303155]

>>55303130
someone post the
>path of a gold miner stock chart
all gold miners, or junior miners in general, are all scams, where it's like going to a spine doctor and one says
>your back is fine
and the other says
>your back is fucked and you need surgery
assaying, drilling, estimating the amount of ore that is possible to be mined is all bullshit, give the result that we want or we'll find someone else; kind of like the ratings agencies
the ore to be mined is always, always, ALWAYS 25-50% of the estimate or less
the miners always run out of cash, and then issue more shares to try and dig themselves (pun intended) out of the hole
it never works, no amount of stock selling will make up for the fact that it doesn't make economic sense for them to be mining, where they are not able to produce at the price needed to make a profit, especially relative to other miners who are producing gold and other ore in mass amounts

[Anonymous No.55303158]

>>55303130
Double from 3 cents to 6?
I'll take 100 shares!

[Anonymous No.55303159]

Red day because long weekend?

[Anonymous No.55303163]

>>55303064
What even is reddit for? If I ever want to post something very specific or just ask an off topic question I just use /smg/ like a normal person.

[Anonymous No.55303166]

Last big trading day today?
tons of data starting in a few minutes, opex tomorrow, holiday monday, no big data releases until next Fri

[Anonymous No.55303168]

>>55303140
is this guy actually a satanist?

[Anonymous No.55303170]

>>55303140
Natgas summer!

[Anonymous No.55303175]

SOXL puts or SOXS calls?

[Anonymous No.55303176]

>>55303130
B a y h o r s e

[Anonymous No.55303183]

>>55303064
Go back

[Anonymous No.55303186]

>>55303163
Hell is pic related about? Please don't tell me what I think it is.

[Anonymous No.55303188]

>>55303163
>choosing the literal worst girl name
True mental illness

[Anonymous No.55303215]

if my funds settled in a reasonable time i would have already been in soxl puts yesterday. thanks elizabeth warren.

[Anonymous No.55303226]

>they don't know

[Anonymous No.55303228]

>>55303186
A true, strong, bold and courageous woman. What did you think?
>Captcha: PP4XM
??? Who is XM?

[Anonymous No.55303229]

>>55303226
Tell me what you know you silly frog

[Anonymous No.55303240]

>>55301069
I gambled on Coinbase, Rivian and NVidia and lost big on 2

[Anonymous No.55303241]

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffwaaaaaaaaaarkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN!111!

[Anonymous No.55303269]

seems like my stock is inversing the indexes. big bull day means bad day for my stock. big red day means bull day for my stock.

[Anonymous No.55303282]

Please buy PLUG.

[Anonymous No.55303290]

Lagarde will probably say something that will pump EU and again. Almost guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.55303292]

>>55303282
no

[Anonymous No.55303307]

yikes

[Anonymous No.55303316]

BUDDY, LOOK AT THE 2 YEAR YIELD
>4.778
The Fed was not able to kill yields.. they will continue to rise..
Reminder: More banks will fail as rates rise higher, from a combination of outflows (why keep your money in the bank if you can get a 4.778% yield) and them making bad bets on treasuries/bonds where they didn't expect the yield curve to remain inverted this long, and their commercial real estate properties now worth 50% less
Buddy. Follow the yields. The bond market doesn't lie.

[Anonymous No.55303334]

>>55303228
The thing that shocks me the most is how they make up approximately 1% of Americans, yet I see more and more of them. They need to update that percentage because I think it's higher now.

[Anonymous No.55303340]

yup, today bulls get fucked

[Anonymous No.55303352]

>>55303340
orrrrrr......hear me out
the clown market continues to go up

[Anonymous No.55303361]

>>55303352
doesn't look like it today, but maybe buy the dip with your last money?

[Anonymous No.55303362]

I don't like the look of this

[Anonymous No.55303373]

I know reddit would be a hated and joke stock to most people especially on SMG but in all honesty I can see its value proposition for its data sets to generate AI products to sell to large companies. For me reddit stock would be a buy after the drama fades after its public IPO. Reddit is closer to a personal blog when you consider the data you compile from reddit users posts and compared to twitter its exposed to a lot less bots so you get real human data and not bots made data. You could gather data on specific reddit user in a certain area and find from their posts their interests such as if they like quarter pounders or big macs more and sell that to mcdonalds and they have a data point to fine tune their production and orders to further cut costs and generate profits. Websites dont need to generate profits of their own they just need to collect data and build digital profiles of people to sell to large companies to model in their sales platforms and thats where I think someone could profit off AI realistically.

[Anonymous No.55303375]

>>55303316
wish i undetstood about bonds

[Anonymous No.55303382]

How is everything down, including VIX?

[Anonymous No.55303392]

>>55303382
dont worry yields are up

[Anonymous No.55303397]

>>55303382
Wallmart is up

[Anonymous No.55303398]

>>55303392
>yields are up

[Anonymous No.55303401]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwwxwdgZaNw
Lagarde in 3 mins

[Anonymous No.55303406]

it's all downhill after this

[Anonymous No.55303410]

FED must reduce interest rates to curb inflation.
only by creating a loss of confidence by stopping before the job is done can the job be done

[Anonymous No.55303425]

>>55303282
>Bought plug 2 days ago
>Wanted to cash out at opening bell
>Work had a surprise meeting right at opening
>It crashed right back down to the same price it was at 2 days ago by the time it's over
FUCKING WAGIE SHIT AAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55303430]

We are committed bring inflation down.
Underlying inflationary pressures are strong.
The european banking system is sound and resilient.
Thank you

[Anonymous No.55303437]

>>55303410
Rate hikes are inflationary

[Anonymous No.55303438]

bullbros, it's cope season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbXvaE39wM

[Anonymous No.55303444]

>Paycheck just landed
nothing beats the steady returns of investing in your skills and a good job

[Anonymous No.55303449]

I tried to warn you

[Anonymous No.55303452]

https://twitter.com/Newsquawk/status/1669317995695407105/photo/1

She's only reading that, ffs

[Anonymous No.55303457]

>>55303449
Uh oh, hotdog!

[Anonymous No.55303465]

>>55303175
you guys really never learn, do you? Just how much more money do you intend to lose trying to short semiconductors before you finally realize you can't make money like this?

[Anonymous No.55303479]

Uh oh.

[Anonymous No.55303487]

>>55303465
im learnings. im listening. the market will pump again but not before it corrects for a week or two.

[Anonymous No.55303497]

>>55303465
Agreed. Semis ARE overvalued right now but its they are so engrained in every part of our lives and used for literally everything making them one of the safest longterm bets one could make.

Short-term however... one could make a lot of money shorting but it's way to risky IMO

[Anonymous No.55303537]

>Renewed financial market tensions could bring inflation down
Did she just say that? So a crash would be helpful?

[Anonymous No.55303546]

hm....yeah...

[Anonymous No.55303568]

UH OH

[Anonymous No.55303570]

>>55303282
This you?

[Anonymous No.55303574]

Please, where is yield maid-sama? I need to see her

[Anonymous No.55303576]

I market sold my TSLA two minutes before close yesterday.

[Anonymous No.55303577]

Peter Lynch says just buy an index fund and never stop buying, somehow I feel like his world is different to the one I was born in

[Anonymous No.55303587]

test

[Anonymous No.55303589]

>>55303576
gj

[Anonymous No.55303592]

>>55303546
>average mtg player but wearing a black belt in dick sucking
Ew

[Anonymous No.55303597]

how do i use interactive brokers with a vpn?
notice i'm not a clever man

[Anonymous No.55303600]

>>55303577
no, if you buy and hold QQQ and SPY every month, your portfolio will do better than trying to pick stocks

[Anonymous No.55303604]

>>55303437
Objectively they are.

[Anonymous No.55303613]

>>55303430
It’s okay Germany will pa-ACK!

[Anonymous No.55303620]

Why is SOXL down?

Will david Soxl come on TV and tell us why

[Anonymous No.55303642]

>>55303620
down so I can slurp more today. we close up 4%.

[Anonymous No.55303648]

>>55303497
> Short-term however...

Can’t wait for when NVDA’s next earnings report takes everything down.

[Anonymous No.55303650]

>everything down premarket

[Anonymous No.55303658]

end of the line mumu, hand over the gains and nobody else has to get hurt

[Anonymous No.55303664]

limit down today?

[Anonymous No.55303667]

[Anonymous No.55303693]

Lagarde just confirmed she wants 2% consecutively, it should REMAIN there. That's what MUMUs don't seem to understand. They think that when CPI/inflation hits 2%, even 4% that rate hikes are over and cuts are around the corner. Wrong.

[Anonymous No.55303699]

>>55303693
>Europe
>Mattering

[Anonymous No.55303722]

>>55303699
You think JPOW doesn't want the same? You think ECB isn't copying US, so it's essentially JPOW that wants it at 2% for consecutive months?

AHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.55303723]

Anybody else accumulating PYPL? Any other oversold stocks you are looking at?

[Anonymous No.55303747]

>>55303723
NVO

[Anonymous No.55303751]

Green day today.

[Anonymous No.55303756]

>>55303722
>Making the high money priest's name an initialism like the FED people
You sicken me with your chicken little faggotry.

[Anonymous No.55303771]

all of the "overbought" stocks from my watchlist
quite a few
TSLA leading the way

[Anonymous No.55303775]

Holding, fuck the bobos

[Anonymous No.55303778]

did the bears capitulate?

[Anonymous No.55303780]

oops forgot to attach uwu

[Anonymous No.55303782]

>go to gas station for coffee
>hungover
>accidently spill said coffee literally everywhere
>say nothing to the wagie
>fill cup back up
>get in line behind 10 people
>"sorry anons, cash only today our card machine isnt working"
>do a 360 and walk out with my free coffee
>ignore any questions

[Anonymous No.55303787]

David Soxl sure knows to pick tech stocks

[Anonymous No.55303791]

>>55301078
I live in Nevada and worked in Casinos for the better part of a decade.

This shit is the most rigged thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

[Anonymous No.55303792]

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[Anonymous No.55303794]

>>55303780
>stonks
Haha! STONKS! Hahaha! That's how memers like us do it! Stonks! It's like STOCKS only FUNNY and MEME! HAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.55303799]

WHAT IN TARNATION WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.55303801]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?

[Anonymous No.55303803]

AAPL PUMPING AGAIN AAAAAAAAH

>>55303756
good.

>>55303782
literally stealing, lol, on camera

[Anonymous No.55303814]

Why did they PUMP HOW CAN SHE PUMP

[Anonymous No.55303815]

>SOXL STATUS: SLURPED
alright we can moon again.

[Anonymous No.55303816]

>>55303782
sounds like a productive morning anon

>>55303794
i'm glad you got the joke!
thanks for replying.
we should continue this correspondence

[Anonymous No.55303817]

BABA pumping

[Anonymous No.55303824]

>>55303794
>>55303816
NOW KISS

[Anonymous No.55303829]

I have $38k I could spend but I have no idea what to buy, it's sort of paralyzing. New phone? Clothes? Tools? It feels so dumb to have enough money to buy like 70 phones but the thought of buying a single one makes me cringe

[Anonymous No.55303831]

haha lol xD

[Anonymous No.55303833]

>>55303814
SAR WHY DID YOU PUMP IT?!

>>55303816
Sure! My email address is [e-mail]

[Anonymous No.55303835]

alhamdulilah amd will collapse

[Anonymous No.55303841]

David Soxl going in Bloomberg!!!

[Anonymous No.55303842]

>>55303829
short dated OTM call options

[Anonymous No.55303845]

>>55303756
The J.P.O.W. wouldn't approve of this post.

[Anonymous No.55303847]

>>55303803
as opposed to putting my coffee down and being another white cuck caught on camera

[Anonymous No.55303848]

>>55303829
Lol same thing. could buy a 60-70 euro phone which is more than enough, but I don't want to spend the money if not necessary (old phone entirely broken)

[Anonymous No.55303851]

>>55303815
WHY CAN'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55303855]

>>55303847
Not taking something for which you haven't paid isn't being a cuck. Not literally, not virtually nor figuratively.

[Anonymous No.55303861]

Nothing is dipping enough to be worth slurping

[Anonymous No.55303862]

getting a whiff of the trend today... weakness in ::::MID CAPS::::
which makes sense when you consider there is an IPO today in that bracket and the bear narrative is fake and you should buy any pullbacks.

[Anonymous No.55303868]

>>55303815
No! How could my short lose value in what appeared to be a mere instant?!

[Anonymous No.55303871]

>>55303848
Yeah I've had the same $250 phone for four years and I keep thinking "damn I wish I had a better camera on this thing" but then when I start looking at new phones I think "nah it's fine" and the cycle repeats. There's probably a name for this syndrome

[Anonymous No.55303878]

>stopped out of sofi

[Anonymous No.55303890]

>>55300991
Why is it red? Thought pausing interest hikes was bullish

[Anonymous No.55303893]

>>55303855
the coffee is poured, if I put it down its wasted. the corporation wont make money on it either way. Don't be a corpocuck.

[Anonymous No.55303895]

>>55303890
eu hiked

[Anonymous No.55303901]

>>55303890
sell the news

[Anonymous No.55303904]

>>55303895
Ah thanks fren

[Anonymous No.55303906]

>>55303895
EU literally never has an impact on the US, it's the other way around but nice try

[Anonymous No.55303915]

is it too late to get into SOXL?

[Anonymous No.55303922]

No stopping the Biden rally!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55303923]

>>55303895
If the EU is strengthening their currency, wouldn't that make the dollar less valuable, and thus increase the prices of US equities?

[Anonymous No.55303924]

>>55303893
So why not hand it out free in general? That sounds pretty communistic of you. Are you a socialist?

[Anonymous No.55303925]

>>55303855
you just don't get it, do you anon?
it's THEIR fault for fucking up the payment.
he should not have to carry the burden of their incompetence by sacrificing his daily caffeine intake.
he was entitled to that coffee as a form of retribution for the inconvenience that was inflicted upon his morning. it's their fault that he spilled coffee all over himself too. they owe him bigly for that too.

[Anonymous No.55303928]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.55303930]

Sell your short now bobos you should still be able to afford some rope

[Anonymous No.55303934]

>>55303878
>buy stock when daily rsi is 88
>get stopped out the next day

[Anonymous No.55303938]

>>55303925
You can pay cash. Don't think that credit card or whatever card is the official currency.

[Anonymous No.55303946]

>>55303938
if you carry cash you're either a nigger or a drug dealer or both

[Anonymous No.55303948]

>>55303915
Yes, you should have been in SPXL this whole time.

[Anonymous No.55303954]

>>55303895
By an expected pussy amount, literally priced in ages ago. Who's willing to bet this damn rally will continue today and we end in the blue

[Anonymous No.55303972]

>>55303948
maybe this year you will break even
if things are good

[Anonymous No.55303973]

>US is slurping again

[Anonymous No.55303990]

>>55303972
Yes, I hope to hit my pre-covid high this year then watch it all fall away again for a third time.

[Anonymous No.55304003]

Should have fuckin bought, truly cancerous US trading session again. Who would have thought after yesterday

[Anonymous No.55304011]

i don't even bother opening tws these days, this market is gay and boring

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.55304016]

>tfw you didn't buy when I told you so in october

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.55304020]

>>55304016

[Anonymous No.55304025]

>>55303948

Uhh...SOXL is probably going to go to $400 in the next bull market with rate cuts.

That is if AI proves to be the next big thing.

[Anonymous No.55304027]

>>55304016
You were finally right.

[Anonymous No.55304041]

>>55304016
>MFW I did, and all the dips along the way.

[Anonymous No.55304066]

nothing but motherfucking green around here

[Anonymous No.55304075]

gm frens, we're making it today

[Anonymous No.55304086]

>>55303861
all by design fren, all by design

[Anonymous No.55304101]

>>55303990
we gonna sell in July and watch it crumble to dust while we sit on our pile of cash Anon

[Anonymous No.55304104]

I thought yesterday was bad, today is even worse, lmao

[Anonymous No.55304116]

>>55304101
>Sell in July at all time highs

[Anonymous No.55304138]

>>55304116
YES!
sell in July at all time highs, buy some SQQQ and go on vacation

[Anonymous No.55304140]

>>55303449
September is gonna hurt

[Anonymous No.55304146]

Sorry bobo

[Anonymous No.55304165]

Every fuckin ECB day is a pump day after the ECB conference, I swear, fml

[Anonymous No.55304169]

>>55300991
/biz/, is a 100% S&P500 ETF folio a stupid idea?

[Anonymous No.55304174]

Faking

[Anonymous No.55304175]

SOFI BROS?

[Anonymous No.55304176]

>>55304138
Fuck yeah I'm going camping.

[Anonymous No.55304178]

NQ is fucking ripping! wtf soxl keep the fuck up

[Anonymous No.55304181]

>>55304169
No. It's basically loss-proof.

[Anonymous No.55304183]

>>55304169
I don't think so, but don't put all your available cash in at once.

[Anonymous No.55304185]

>>55304169
you'll probably outperform 99% of posters here

[Anonymous No.55304203]

I wanted to wait one day until I buy, couldn't they keep it low for one fuckin day? Was that the plan all along?

[Anonymous No.55304208]

i miss penny stock general

[Anonymous No.55304223]

>>55304175
when is this fucking stock going to tank below 9. i want to slurp some meme stocks here. i wish soxl was also cheaper

[Anonymous No.55304229]

*crunch* *crunch*

so... what happened to that recession we were supposed to have

[Anonymous No.55304231]

>>55304223
SOXL is cheap. 100 by July 400 eoy

[Anonymous No.55304233]

>>55304223
If I buy back in I'm sure it will :|

[Anonymous No.55304239]

MSFT, AAPL, META
It's all TECH again

[Anonymous No.55304244]

>>55304223
c3.ai reddit tried to take it to 50 a few weeks ago however failed now the market makers will take it back to 100+

[Anonymous No.55304245]

>>55304233
>>55304223
Gets fucking downgraded the day after I buy in

[Anonymous No.55304246]

>>55304223
It was four fiddy about a month ago

[Anonymous No.55304247]

>>55304229
Biden canceled that like months ago

[Anonymous No.55304292]

>>55304246
yeah.. it should dip like a motherfucker along with SOXL.... sooooo wtf?

[Anonymous No.55304299]

>>55304208
I don't

[Anonymous No.55304308]

c3AI is such a shit stock why the fuck is it up 11%

[Anonymous No.55304313]

We hitting the bump limit ?

[Anonymous No.55304322]

>>55304308
it has AI in it's name. it's what people crave

[Anonymous No.55304323]

>>55303924
anon, just say you are a good little goy and you will always do what Big Judaism tells you.

[Anonymous No.55304327]

>>55304308
assuming the clown market cares about anything besides that sweet sweet two letter ticker

[Anonymous No.55304332]

>>55304313

[Anonymous No.55304333]

>>55304308
>shit stock
>up 11%
sounds like a pretty good stock desu

[Anonymous No.55304340]

Wkhs squeeze

[Anonymous No.55304342]

>>55304332
WE GAAAAAN

[Anonymous No.55304345]

Bobros I'm about to give up. This market cannot be stopped. Even DAX just does a 180

[Anonymous No.55304349]

Last I checked 3 hour ago the futures were all red....whys everything green now?

Now I am convinced we are in a bull market, the fed didn't even rattle the market, nothing will

[Anonymous No.55304354]

>>55304349
Top signal

[Anonymous No.55304365]

>>55304345
>>55304349
sell your shorts, the pump is unstoppable

[Anonymous No.55304370]

>>55304345
the more of you capitulate the sooner we can get this over with.

[Anonymous No.55304373]

>>55304365
No, rather get stopped out, fuck you market

[Anonymous No.55304382]

>>55304354
You've been saying this for 5 weeks you dumb bear nigger

[Anonymous No.55304387]

>>55304370
I even wanted to buy as a hedge, but I didn't want to do today but tomorrow and these sons of bitches just pump it up in 30 mins.

[Anonymous No.55304399]

ITS OGRE

[Anonymous No.55304405]

Where’s the new thread

[Anonymous No.55304410]

>>55304399
>still above 9
dump already. teasing my fucking BALLS

[Anonymous No.55304429]

>>55304405
You just volunteered to make it.

[Anonymous No.55304455]

>>55304229
It will come, but these christ killers are going to try and keep it at bay forever.

[Anonymous No.55304524]

new
>>55304517

[Anonymous No.55304525]

Can someone tell amazon to fix their shit? I need these calls to print.

[Anonymous No.55305108]

>>55301054
im up 25% on boil do I sell now or what. feel like shit tanks on splits