Stock Market General /smg/

[Anonymous No.55293319]

Hol still Bobo

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://nhentai.net/search/?q=tomboy
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com

>Options (trade these even if you haven't read any of these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com
https://www.finscreener.com

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Links for people less than 300% long
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org
https://www.sprc.org
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>55291495

[Anonymous No.55293333]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.55293340]

ceru my nigga

[Anonymous No.55293345]

>>55293313
Yes. Inflation is deader than SOXS holders.

[Anonymous No.55293351]

...but what if they come out and say that they've slightly overreacted, and reduce by 25 bp

[Anonymous No.55293366]

>>55293345
That's PPI. People here say CPI doesn't mattet to JPOW. What does PPI do then?

[Anonymous No.55293380]

No such thing as "down" anymore. The Harbinger of the Meltup was right.

[Anonymous No.55293382]

>>55293351
>...but what if they come out and say that they've slightly overreacted, and reduce by 25 bp
Indices go to new all time highs in a few days, inflation goes to 20%+, and the Fed starts hiking again with a 25% terminal fed funds rate. It would be the worst case scenario

[Anonymous No.55293383]

>>55293366
It flows through into CPI and PCE with a couple months worth of lag.

[Anonymous No.55293385]

>>55293345
also
>1.1% PPI
>4.0% CPI
Woah, I guess wages are the inflation driver. ECB tries to gaslight EU all the time with that. JPOW said he doesn't think wages aren't really the problem.

[Anonymous No.55293387]

>>55293351
I would start looking around for Powell's balls on the ground then incorporate them on an /smg/ inspired totem.

[Anonymous No.55293391]

>he baked
>with a lame ass crypto twitter cartoon

[Anonymous No.55293397]

Baggie tongues my anus.

[Anonymous No.55293400]

that 90s born queer only shows up when it's already been confirmed things are going one way

[Anonymous No.55293401]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.55293402]

>>55293380
>The Harbinger of the Meltup was right.
Meltup™ chads WTFW@?!?!?!!?!?

[Anonymous No.55293403]

Get it through your thick head they aren't hiking rates

[Anonymous No.55293404]

>>55293387
Jackson Hole really made no fucking sense. Did he want the wealth effect crushed to fight inflation or not?

[Anonymous No.55293414]

>>55293404
JDawg just wanted to go hiking desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.55293418]

chances SOXL goes to $40 this year?????

[Anonymous No.55293427]

>>55293418
0% because NVDA is going to keel over for the next 9 months. Like a passed-out fat man suffocating his cat.

[Anonymous No.55293429]

>>55293404
actions over words, and there has been little action to backup his words.

[Anonymous No.55293430]

>>55293403
>your thick head
My shaft is also long.
They are going to slash rates agressively, and stonks will plummet. Just like 2008.

[Anonymous No.55293433]

>>55293427
lol k

[Anonymous No.55293448]

>>55293319
Everyone is crazy bullish, meanwhile all the major stocks are hitting 70+ RSI. Seems like Powell my cuck us and give us the same interest rates as before

[Anonymous No.55293479]

Becoming bullish has done wonders for my financial performance. I'm ashamed for bobo posting all those months, I've learned the error of my ways. Since going full bullish I've made thousands of dollars in just one month. I love you /smg/

[Anonymous No.55293483]

Yahoo Finance changed.

[Anonymous No.55293501]

>>55293483
sexually? glad they got xer

[Anonymous No.55293502]

INTC 35
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

[Anonymous No.55293506]

>>55293479
There really isn't a fundamental case for us *not* to be at ATHs.

>muh banks
>muh inverted yield curve
lol

[Anonymous No.55293509]

>>55293479
The new conservative portfolio is 100% UPRO.

[Anonymous No.55293520]

The age of buying the dip on oil below $70 is over.
Welcome to the age of selling any pumps that approach $70. The $60s are back.

[Anonymous No.55293528]

>>55293509
Portfolio allocation really comes down to 1 question: you amateur or UPRO?

[Anonymous No.55293532]

MAKIMA. MAKIMA. SEGGS WIHT MAKIMA.
I WANNA HAV SEGGS WITH MAKIMA.
SEGGS. SEGGS. SEXXOOOOOOO

>green day

[Anonymous No.55293538]

Amzn about to take a giant shit

[Anonymous No.55293541]

Why didn't you retards tell me I can make this much in stocks!!!?

I've been holding link like a retard and just made a 5x

[Anonymous No.55293542]

>>55293383
>Actually believing this

Yo bulls, let's say he skips. Would the market rally? Why would it rally? Isn't it already priced in? Isn't there much more downside risk should he surprise with a hike or dotplot?

[Anonymous No.55293549]

buy COHR (formerly IVII)

[Anonymous No.55293551]

>>55293538
shitting money maybe

[Anonymous No.55293552]

i dont know why i keep looking at charts all day knowing i wont be buying or selling for a while

[Anonymous No.55293557]

>>55293542
>Implying we aren't infinite monkey theorem tier just posting fucking everything and then chimping out when proven right

[Anonymous No.55293558]

>>55293532
I fucking hate her kit in Nikke in PvP. Invincible at 1HP for 5/10 seconds. Bullshit.

I much prefer the most villainous villain.

[Anonymous No.55293570]

Just loaded up on TQQQ and NVIDIA and texted my manager at Pizza Hut my 2 weeks notice
It’s my summer

[Anonymous No.55293576]

Palantards aassemble PLTR palantir

[Anonymous No.55293583]

>>55293542
A hike is still priced at 2.3%. And considering "data dependence" or "financial stability concerns", the July hike odds also have room to drop.

[Anonymous No.55293585]

>>55293552
It's an addiction.

[Anonymous No.55293605]

One hour and 12+ minutes until Jerome speaks

[Anonymous No.55293606]

>>55293583
A lot of room to drop. The market is currently positioned for a 60% chance of a hike in July.

[Anonymous No.55293612]

>>55293570
Run the gambit

[Anonymous No.55293615]

>spend months gaining 20% being bullish
>lose everything instantly when i get greedy being bearish on options
>repeat
many such cases

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55293619]

>>55293585
addiction is just thing made up by the jews to sell more healthcare, there's actually no such thing as an addiction.

[Anonymous No.55293631]

>>55293605
I wonder if he'll wear the purple tie.

[Anonymous No.55293633]

>>55293605
god she is beautiful, got curves in all the right places

how many shares of TQQQ do I need to get a woman like that?

[Anonymous No.55293637]

>>55293605
3dpd

[Anonymous No.55293640]

>>55293605
>short hair
into the trash

[Anonymous No.55293647]

>>55293538
Thanks, bought calls based on this post. You're forgetting that bearish formations are bullish during clown markets.

[Anonymous No.55293650]

what are we buying before fomc? thinking about some NVDA and QQQ calls.

[Anonymous No.55293652]

Almost 100% up on ON and I have no major fears about it whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.55293653]

>>55293633
You need to go all in with margin on such leveraged derivatives to get a woman like that anon.

[Anonymous No.55293662]

>>55293576
Checking in!

[Anonymous No.55293666]

>>55293583
So you wanna say the market is cautious and staying down because of 2,3%?

[Anonymous No.55293675]

I make $900 a week selling hilariously out of the money weekly covered calls. My rent is $2k. Thanks for paying my rent and bills you degenerate call buyers.

[Anonymous No.55293684]

>>55293319
>>55293257
INTC is the future for the US. we're heading into a multinational conflict at a time where physical chip technology is necessary for most of our devices. don't be sleepy, I have 75 leaps

[Anonymous No.55293687]

>>55293675
EXPLAIN

[Anonymous No.55293692]

>>55293619
Some people just really like opioids!

[Anonymous No.55293694]

>>55293666
Yes, Satan. It's also a healthy and normal consolidation before pushing higher (as indicated by SPY being up less than 0.5%)

[Anonymous No.55293697]

>>55293633
>
Brainard is hotter

[Anonymous No.55293700]

volume looking kind of low into jpow bros... lots of people waiting to buy if he is dovish....

[Anonymous No.55293708]

>>55293687
I have 9000 shares of SOXL and every Monday I look at the most OTM call I can get 10 cents premium on and sell them.

[Anonymous No.55293712]

When is jerome crashing the markets?

[Anonymous No.55293718]

>>55293700
>$2t of MMF/RRP buying power, ready to be unleashed at the first cut
SPX 5000 is conservative.

[Anonymous No.55293725]

>>55293692
Yeah, me.

[Anonymous No.55293732]

>>55293725
As a deadhead, I think Powell's more a "peyote and LSD" type.

[Anonymous No.55293733]

This time is different.

[Anonymous No.55293743]

>>55293718
every time i hear someone saying the amount of cash that is being held is bearish for the markets it really makes me think...

[Anonymous No.55293754]

[Anonymous No.55293762]

>>55293743
And, OK, it's not like all MMF cash is Boomer 401(k)'s. Plenty are just corporate treasury dollars or whatever that *won't* be YOLO'd on 0dte calls.

But plenty is, and it's growing at 5% per annum with people antsy about inflation.

[Anonymous No.55293771]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXgReZFB1SY

[Anonymous No.55293773]

>>55293754
fuck off

[Anonymous No.55293779]

>>55293754
Big Elliot Page vibes there, Tom.

[Anonymous No.55293787]

>>55293771
https://www.reuters.com/world/china/bill-gates-meet-president-xi-friday-during-china-visit-sources-2023-06-14/
forgot article

[Anonymous No.55293789]

MSFT might breakout.

[Anonymous No.55293800]

>>55293712
Docs get published at 2 PM New York time. Powell will speak around 2:30 PM.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55293802]

>Not just buying in right now and front running the fed decision.
It's like people hate making money.

[Anonymous No.55293804]

>>55293675
Have you ever been assigned the options? Sounds like a bretty good deal desu.

[Anonymous No.55293822]

COSTBROS, NO

[Anonymous No.55293823]

>>55293802
Powell is shooting up in the bathroom
Getting higher, for longer

[Anonymous No.55293835]

>>55293802
this especially with the cheap entry points opening up right now

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55293837]

>>55293822
This is what happens when you rely on fucking third world shithole countries and third world shit skins for your produce.

Grow your own fruits and vegetables like your ancestors did 1000s of years ago.

[Anonymous No.55293848]

>>55293802
>the fed decision
No, the decision is priced in. Powell's attitude about July and beyond is what you can front run.

[Anonymous No.55293860]

>>55293837
but shitposting time

[Anonymous No.55293876]

I love being bullish, I sincerely regret being a bobo

[Anonymous No.55293892]

if they pause or cut rates, bond etfs should go up, right?

[Anonymous No.55293893]

>tfw wasted my last 6 months holding nothing but BBBYQ
>finally sold
>now back to regular /smg/

How can I make back my losses? AAPL calls?

[Anonymous No.55293900]

>>55293876
top signal, just sold everything

[Anonymous No.55293901]

>>55293892
It would be extremely painful.

[Anonymous No.55293908]

>>55293893
you have to go back

[Anonymous No.55293919]

Should one hold leveraged S&p500 ETFS ?

[Anonymous No.55293920]

>>55293893
you must go back

[Anonymous No.55293922]

Give me a fucking dip already, fuck this shit.

[Anonymous No.55293923]

>>55293893
I was the original Quack anon on /smg/, I’ve been here for years.

[Anonymous No.55293929]

>>55293837
Arent you from eastern europe tho? You are a 3rd worlder.

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.55293942]

>RATE PAUSE
>MARKET DIPS ANYWAYS
WITNESS

[Anonymous No.55293947]

Sold my SWPPX for a mild gain because it apparently doesn't reinvest dividends.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55293948]

>>55293929
my ancestors are from sardinia, scandanavia, britannia, ireland, and g_d's chosen people.

[Anonymous No.55293950]

>>55293923
quaaaack

[Anonymous No.55293956]

>>55293942
Rate pauses are unironically bearish but since this is clown market we're going up

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55293957]

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN!!!!! REEEE!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55293959]

>>55293708
Extremely based

[Anonymous No.55293980]

He's nervous
But on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop bombs
But he keeps on forgetting
What he wrote down
The whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth but the words won't come out
He's choking, how?
Everybody's joking now
The clocks run out
Time's up
Game over

[Anonymous No.55293988]

haha oh no we went down 0.5% after being up 80% in one month

haha oh nooooo, please dont sell ;)

[Anonymous No.55293996]

>>55293956
The fed pivots were in response to some other underlying economic problem which is what actually caused the drops. This time the fed is not pivoting because something is "broken", he is pivoting because inflation is reaching normality.

[Anonymous No.55293998]

>>55293532
Makima is highschool boy stuff. Real men go after autist schizos like Asa

[Anonymous No.55294000]

>>55293942
Witnessed and seconded

[Anonymous No.55294001]

>>55293892
The main thing is the bond market's prediction of future rates. It has already predicted today's Fed decision, so making the decision official won't have a significant effect on bond prices. However, the Fed's and Powell's language about future rates might surprise the bond market and thereby affect bond prices.

[Anonymous No.55294009]

>>55293892
Not exactly. Because a pause really only makes room for Yellen's $1t market dump.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55294010]

I literally can't believe investors are selling because they're fucking scared of what might be in the dot plot. It's literally just a bunch of fucking dots on a piece of paper, and they change the fucking thing every 6 weeks to suit their world view. don't fucking interperate the dot plot strongly you stupid fucking jews.

[Anonymous No.55294015]

>>55293893
This the top lmaooo

[Anonymous No.55294033]

>>55294001
Thanks, you talk like an AI though.

[Anonymous No.55294036]

Was this the GENERATIONAL TOP?

[Anonymous No.55294046]

>>55293947
Huh what you mean

[Anonymous No.55294049]

>>55293956
jesus what the fuck happened in the 80's? people are really bitching about 5%? it looks like it was almost 20% then.

[Anonymous No.55294051]

>>55294036
>>55294015

Its just a bear trap, were going to ATH's which adjusted for inflation is a 30% decline since 2020 anyway. so the "real" ATH is SPY 5500

[Anonymous No.55294056]

Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.55294059]

>>55293919
It depends. Do you love America?

[Anonymous No.55294065]

>>55294036
the west... has fallen
billions must die
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.55294067]

>>55294033
You are mistaken.

[Anonymous No.55294069]

>>55293892
what did it do yesterday? down, right? And he will hike further, and he won't cut.

>>55294009
Read an article today of somebody advising to buy bonds with this pause. But he also thinks septembr will be cut...

>It’s time to exit the “cash trap” of money market funds and move into bonds as the Federal Reserve is set to pause its rate-hike campaign and then cut as soon as September, according to Wall Street veteran Bob Michele.

[Anonymous No.55294076]

>>55294051
>SPY
>5500
>Not SPX

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55294080]

>>55294036
Don't fucking tell me I bought the fucking top after being a fucking bear all G_d damn year! Jay is going to make everybody get big fat greedy boners and we will close up close to 2%

[Anonymous No.55294081]

>>55294046
It's automatic? Because whenever I tried to buy shares, it just said "None" under Dividend Reinvestment.
It was also annually, so it's not crying over spilled tit milk.

[Anonymous No.55294085]

>>55294059
America or ... America ?

[Anonymous No.55294086]

>>55294049
>
It was! My parents had bank accoutns with 20% interest in greece back then. Now you get nothing and your money is being devalued on high speed. No need to stay EU

[Anonymous No.55294090]

>>55293980
>This chick's a gangsta?
>Her real name's Janet!

[Anonymous No.55294095]

hold strong bull bros new 52w high EOD

[Anonymous No.55294102]

>>55294049
When I bought my home in 2009 I was bitching about 5.5% and an older guy told me to just fucking take it and not worry about it. My dad told me once he was paying like 21% on my childhood home in the 80s. Shit was fucked.
>>55294081
No, at least with TDA anyhow you have to enable DRIP for whatever stocks or funds you want to automatically reinvest in.

[Anonymous No.55294103]

>>55294085
The GAE. Because that's what powers SPY and, hence UPRO/SPXL.

[Anonymous No.55294112]

>>55294049
my boomers were paying 15% on their mortgage back then, although wages adjusted for that mortgage were better.

[Anonymous No.55294116]

You already know what he's gonna say:
>skip for this month
>undecided on next month, will depend on future data.
>inflation target 2 to 3%
>thank you for listening

What happens to the market?

[Anonymous No.55294119]

WHY IS EVERYTHING GOING DOWN

[Anonymous No.55294121]

Enjoying the FOMC appetizer this past 30 minutes? Don't forget to save room for the main course.

[Anonymous No.55294126]

>>55294076
You heard him. Shit's gonna get WILD.

[Anonymous No.55294127]

>>55294103
Well I hate it but it is stealing my money my country and my future through inflation and subversion to pump itself up anyways, so might as well be on the receiving side

[Anonymous No.55294128]

>>55294102
>When I bought my home in 2009 I was bitching about 5.5% and an older guy told me to just fucking take it and not worry about it. My dad told me once he was paying like 21% on my childhood home in the 80s. Shit was fucked.
Yeah, but in exchange for 20% mortgages they could buy houses for the equivalent of like $100k.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55294129]

>>55294119
ITZ DA JOOS!

[Anonymous No.55294137]

>>55293892
>cut rates
You serious?

[Anonymous No.55294138]

>>55294126
AI. Productivity. Boom.

[Anonymous No.55294143]

>>55294076
you heard what I said, that was not a typo.

SPY to 5500, im talking 1000% EOY pal.

[Anonymous No.55294150]

>>55293319
There should be a pinned FOMC thread with links

[Anonymous No.55294151]

>>55294121

[Anonymous No.55294153]

>>55294116
What if he just comes out and says
>"Ladies and gentlemen.... It's over, we can no longer avoid a second great depression. We're also defaulting on all our debts. The American dollar is from this moment forward worthless. Pull all your money out of the markets NOW."

[Anonymous No.55294154]

>>55294137
Gilt baggies, banks, CRE baggies, Yellen, all of them would hunt down Powell if he hikes a single more basis point.

>>55294143
Dwyer's right. I'm not bullish enough.

[Anonymous No.55294158]

>>55294121
Here's the main course btw
>>55294128
Yeah. It was a nice modest home and my folks both drive pretty nice cars and I never really wanted for anything. This was on two teachers' salaries.

[Anonymous No.55294161]

>>55294119
Leaked, there will be no pause

[Anonymous No.55294163]

>>55293998
>one personality is an autist
>the other is a retard
Truly, the ideal woman

[Anonymous No.55294165]

I have 390 shares of TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.55294170]

>>55294153
Permanent bull run, the market surges 30,000% per hour until the end of time.

[Anonymous No.55294172]

>>55294153
What if he comes out and say
>I SAID 2% YOU STUPID NIGGERS 100BPS

[Anonymous No.55294175]

>>55294170
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT OFF MR. EULER'S WILD RIDE

[Anonymous No.55294197]

>>55294165
Heh.

[Anonymous No.55294198]

>>55294170

Very nice

I imagine a double cheeseburger would have to be mortgaged in this utopia

[Anonymous No.55294199]

>>55294153
If the cash is worthless why would he tell you to take it out

[Anonymous No.55294204]

time is running out to load up for the face melting rally.

[Anonymous No.55294214]

>>55294119

No pause.

Hike imminent

That's the word...theres no point in waiting and watching

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55294219]

>>55294059
If people actually loved America they would have voted to make America great again in 2020, instead of voting for the compromised guy who sells the country out for personal gain.

[Anonymous No.55294223]

>>55293996
>The fed pivots were in response to some other underlying economic problem which is what actually caused the drops.
While that may be true, are there any examples of the fed pivoting without a huge stockmarket decline following?

[Anonymous No.55294229]

>>55294119

[Anonymous No.55294230]

>>55294198
That's something we'll have to get used to.

[Anonymous No.55294231]

>>55294219
Baggie, please don't spread conspiracy theories like the "Biden got elected" nonsense.

[Anonymous No.55294232]

>>55294219
>voting matters
lol

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55294233]

What if Jay comes out and says he asked Chat GPT what to do with the interest rate?

[Anonymous No.55294234]

What do you think of this dude?

[Anonymous No.55294241]

>>55294233
AI is always bullish. Which means the Fed Funds Rate would somehow get bid up to 75%.

[Anonymous No.55294251]

Great chill music on Fed live press conference.

[Anonymous No.55294253]

>>55294053
>a world without jews destroying our future
has the earth ever known such a reality?
also, are they trying to destroy /GME/ threads with captcha errors?

[Anonymous No.55294258]

Can you feel that? You don't know which way the market is going to go, but one side is going to get heemed. I'm literally shaking.

[Anonymous No.55294270]

>>55294258
>I'm literally shaking.
I'm not because I'm not a bobo

[Anonymous No.55294278]

A question on dividends and how a company can qualify as an aristocrat.

Is the dividend expressed in total amount ($) or percentage ($)?

For example, aristocrat company A stock is at $100 and pays a dividend of $5 (5%). Price increases to $110 and the dividend is increased to $5.2, which is only ~4,7%, so the dividend yield actually went down. Does this mean the company is no longer an aristocrat?

[Anonymous No.55294279]

>>55294270
You should be.

[Anonymous No.55294289]

>>55294234
Anybody who gets on camera to pontificate their point of view is a faggot who should be ignored.

[Anonymous No.55294297]

>>55293401
thats a man

[Anonymous No.55294312]

What if Jerome Powell gets up to the podium and just says "Nigger." And then turns and walks off.

Do you think the markets would go up or down?

We should try this just to see what happens.

[Anonymous No.55294316]

>>55294297
No, and I will soon give her a baby bump to prove it.

>Short LYV for the next 9 months

[Anonymous No.55294321]

>>55294219
Ur stupidity never doesn't amaze me.

>votes matter lol

[Anonymous No.55294328]

>>55293403
This is why 4chan advice is worth less than shit.

[Anonymous No.55294332]

>>55294312
He's not going to say that anon.
The whole speech will be about AI

[Anonymous No.55294334]

Ive consumed all the symbols here and grabbed my free money. Imagine being in boomer tech like crypto just to get stopped out at 3 am when you can make like $8000 an hour during the best hours of the day (hope you are not an east coast fag (laughs internally))

[Anonymous No.55294337]

>>55294312
Statistically, the likelyhood of that occurring is quite low.

[Anonymous No.55294344]

Everyone was super bullish.

So you all get flushed on by the algos.

Everytime

[Anonymous No.55294348]

>>55294334
Enjoy your capital gains taxes

[Anonymous No.55294349]

>>55294312
I'd just assume he's stuck in a time loop and having a laugh.

[Anonymous No.55294350]

SEVENTY FIVE BENIS POINT HIKE
>SEVENTY FIVE BENIS POINT HIKE
SEVENTY FIVE BENIS POINT HIKE
>SEVENTY FIVE BENIS POINT HIKE
SEVENTY FIVE BENIS POINT HIKE
>SEVENTY FIVE BENIS POINT HIKE
SEVENTY FIVE BENIS POINT HIKE
>SEVENTY FIVE BENIS POINT HIKE

[Anonymous No.55294360]

>>55294312
bullish.

[Anonymous No.55294361]

>>55294350
>75 bps hike for African American borrowers
>200 bps cut for White Americans

[Anonymous No.55294365]

>>55294312
>Powell walks up to podium
>looks down at podium
>shuffles some papers around
>clears throat a little bit
>continues shuffling
>looks into crowd
>clears throat again
>the board today has decided to let someone close to us we all hold dear deliver today's remarks
>picrel starts walking out

[Anonymous No.55294370]

>>55294312
Whole market crashes except for YUM Brands

[Anonymous No.55294373]

>>55294312
I'd go all fucking in.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55294375]

>>55294321
>didn't vote MAGA
>claims others are stupid
yeah fuck you

[Anonymous No.55294387]

man being a bobo must be exhausting, just losing money day after day, poor guys...

[Anonymous No.55294395]

>6 minutes
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/monetary20230614a1.pdf
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/monetary20230614a1.pdf
https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/monetary20230614a1.pdf

[Anonymous No.55294398]

PUMP INTO DUMP, tomorrow we dump further.

[Anonymous No.55294400]

>>55294361
>Not telling White Americans outright to take a hike.
>>55294365
>MY QUEEN!

[Anonymous No.55294409]

>>55294398
Very obvious blow off the top on spy, it's over for mumus

[Anonymous No.55294413]

>>55294278
To include a stock in the S&P 500 Dividend Aristocrats Index, S&P want to see increasing dividends per share measured in dollars. They don't care about how big the dividends have been compared to market prices of the shares ("dividend yield").
(S&P care about market prices in that the index only includes big companies and it's equal-weighted. But they don't care about dividend yield.)

[Anonymous No.55294416]

I forgot to breathe today more than once.

[Anonymous No.55294417]

>>55294361
>he doesn't realize in this day and age the opposite its actually a possibility

[Anonymous No.55294419]

I remember every uptick from the past 2 weeks mumu. Hope it was worth it. See you in 3 minutes...

[Anonymous No.55294420]

>>55294400
I'm a white American and enjoy hiking.

[Anonymous No.55294422]

No rate cuts in the foreseeable future

[Anonymous No.55294424]

>>55294278
It is based on dollar amount. Protip: Ask ChatGPT basic questions like this, it will give you a much quicker and more detailed answer

[Anonymous No.55294427]

https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents.htm

[Anonymous No.55294430]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZDMexcPm-g

[Anonymous No.55294432]

Will this faggot just do the rate thingy already

[Anonymous No.55294435]

what do you think she will ask this time biz?

[Anonymous No.55294437]

>>55294230
i mean, with zero interest. why wouldn't you finance your food?

[Anonymous No.55294440]

something bad about to happen to the stocks markets i can feel it

[Anonymous No.55294442]

Time to listen to Fedwave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L61NSlLRGe8

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55294445]

>>55294435
>Can I suck your cock Mr. Powell?

[Anonymous No.55294448]

1 minute

[Anonymous No.55294457]

>>55294442
Jpow got good taste in music

[Anonymous No.55294460]

>>55294448
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55294462]

Wow, look at that.

[Anonymous No.55294464]

THIS IS IT LUIGI

[Anonymous No.55294467]

wtf

[Anonymous No.55294468]

BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.55294469]

IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.55294471]

A what the fuck was that

[Anonymous No.55294473]

tf was that frfr

[Anonymous No.55294478]

literally nothing burger. let's keep pumping

[Anonymous No.55294479]

fed keeps rates unchanged

[Anonymous No.55294480]

>>55293538
>giant shit

As in shutting Twitch down because its run by retards?

[Anonymous No.55294481]

DAHMP IT

[Anonymous No.55294483]

bobros... we got too cocky

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55294484]

This is just a fake out shake out. Let me look at the fucking release.

[Anonymous No.55294492]

BUY CALLS NOW

[Anonymous No.55294493]

Here's the statement :

https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/monetary20230614a1.pdf

[Anonymous No.55294494]

[Anonymous No.55294495]

FED PAUSE FED PAUSE FED PAUSE

[Anonymous No.55294497]

>>55294445
can i have a taste?

[Anonymous No.55294502]

>>55293822
>Hepatitis

How the fuck does that even happen? Its fruit.

[Anonymous No.55294503]

>raising rates

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

YOU BLEW IT

[Anonymous No.55294504]

>>55294484
Bots already read it. Gotta go fast.

[Anonymous No.55294506]

a 500 bps CUT

[Anonymous No.55294510]

>its a pause
>but its hawkish
>nothing changed
>but its hawkish
PANIC

[Anonymous No.55294512]

>Initial schizo dump
>Ramp into 2:30
>Dump from Jerome's first word until market close
Book it.

[Anonymous No.55294513]

AIbros?

[Anonymous No.55294514]

First move is ALWAYS wrong.

[Anonymous No.55294516]

I JUST GOT STOPPED OUT OF EVERTBING WTF HAPPENED BROS

[Anonymous No.55294519]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.55294521]

Anyone else buying the MPW dip for some sweet dividends?

[Anonymous No.55294522]

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.55294523]

this is the most hedged event of the year
the market will go nowhere
then after niggerday they will dump it

[Anonymous No.55294525]

>>55294502
>It is usually spread by eating food or drinking water contaminated with infected feces.[1]


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hepatitis_A

[Anonymous No.55294527]

I made $200 :)

[Anonymous No.55294529]

OMFG OMFG OMFG

NOTHING HAPPENED

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55294531]

This is bull shit! Why is it going down? My calls are getting fucking obliterated!

[Anonymous No.55294534]

>>55294495
its a skip, faggot
not a pause
nigger

[Anonymous No.55294535]

>>55294527
b-based

[Anonymous No.55294540]

>>55294413
how close is that to VIG for example?

[Anonymous No.55294541]

>>55294527
3 figure Heaven

[Anonymous No.55294549]

>SPY 421 in 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.55294552]

IT ALL

RETURNS

TO NOTHING

[Anonymous No.55294554]

2 more rate hikes coming, go ahead and keep buying bullbros I'm sure this is a new bull market

[Anonymous No.55294555]

>>55294541
My account value is $52k

I really need like, 3 times that, and was planning on going all in but pussied out

[Anonymous No.55294557]

anyone wanna take an smg class trip to the federal reserve?

[Anonymous No.55294559]

You guys realize this is going to get slurped right?

[Anonymous No.55294560]

>>55294493
"The Committee seeks to achieve maximum employment and inflation at the rate of 2 percent over the longer run. In support of these goals, the Committee decided to maintain the target range for the federal funds rate at 5 to 5-1/4 percent. Holding the target range steady at this meeting allows the Committee to assess additional information and its implications for monetary policy."

[Anonymous No.55294562]

IT'S FINALLY OVER

[Anonymous No.55294569]

why are we doomping?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55294570]

I don't get it, we got job growth, lower rates in the future, a resilient economy? Why is it selling so hard?

[Anonymous No.55294571]

how do i contact the girl they have doing the voice over for the Fed commercial to do joi videos?

[Anonymous No.55294575]

>>55294555
>tfw $300k to play with but so risk adverse I don't make big gains
And then I do shit like buying tsla at $180 and selling way. Too. Early.

[Anonymous No.55294576]

always inverse the dirt baggler

[Anonymous No.55294578]

oh good -0.5% already. Bobo won

[Anonymous No.55294598]

>>55292648
Marked the top almost to the minute, exceptional work mumoid

[Anonymous No.55294600]

>>55294578
entropy dictates bobo always wins

[Anonymous No.55294601]

>>55294569
Fed paused

[Anonymous No.55294602]

>>55294569
that's impossible to know

[Anonymous No.55294603]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

[Anonymous No.55294604]

>>55294569
>he doesn’t know the Dow history

[Anonymous No.55294605]

lol, kek even

[Anonymous No.55294608]

ACCELERATE ZE DUMPZ

[Anonymous No.55294611]

fed says no rate cuts in 2023, buy the dip

[Anonymous No.55294613]

>>55294493
"In assessing the appropriate stance of monetary policy, the Committee will continue to monitor the implications of incoming information for the economic outlook. The Committee would be prepared to adjust the stance of monetary policy as appropriate if risks emerge that could impede the attainment of the Committee’s goals. The Committee’s assessments will take into account a wide range of information, including readings on labor market conditions,inflation pressures and inflation expectations, and financial and international developments."

[Anonymous No.55294618]

>>55294571
That's soooo 2010's. Now you can just train an AI to simulate her voice.

[Anonymous No.55294622]

>>55294578
oh my that is quite the red candle there

[Anonymous No.55294624]

Literally lost all the gains I acquired over the last week

Thanks Jerome

[Anonymous No.55294629]

HIGHER FOR LONGER

[Anonymous No.55294633]

fake dump, we will pump as soon as powell speaks

[Anonymous No.55294639]

he sold? activate v-shaped recovery

[Anonymous No.55294643]

Median rate (dot plot) up to 5.6% for end of year. More hawkish than before.

[Anonymous No.55294644]

>>55294569
sell the news

[Anonymous No.55294645]

OOOOOOOOH MUMIES

[Anonymous No.55294646]

>>55294512

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55294647]

Sold my calls, shit's fucking bull shit.

[Anonymous No.55294649]

>>55294618
No but i want video, too. She sounds cute.

[Anonymous No.55294648]

how is this possible

[Anonymous No.55294651]

>>55294601
but that's good

[Anonymous No.55294652]

Everything's about to rocket right back up!

[Anonymous No.55294653]

BAIL BAIL BAIL
SELL EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.55294655]

two more rate hikes, not priced in.

[Anonymous No.55294656]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so now a fucking pause is suddenly bearish? Unironically here comes the short squeeze lmfao

[Anonymous No.55294660]

So what's the interest rate?

[Anonymous No.55294661]

[Anonymous No.55294665]

>>55294569
No more hikes means recession is cummiinhg

[Anonymous No.55294666]

>>55294660
5-5.25%, unchanged

[Anonymous No.55294667]

You may now slurp.

[Anonymous No.55294668]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING WHY IS IT GOING DOWN

[Anonymous No.55294669]

>>55294652
>>55294656
Wow some of you are actually paying attention. wait for slurp.
>Resetting sentiment and RSI for the next mega bull leg up.

[Anonymous No.55294672]

Now we're going to get higher rates, held for longer, all the while the real economy will be falling off a cliff. Worst of all worlds thanks to mumu's delusional euphoria

[Anonymous No.55294674]

>>55294660
pause then two more rate hikes.

[Anonymous No.55294675]

>>55294660
*Smacks lips*, brother, I can get you 22% on a new 2023 scat pack charger, how it do?

[Anonymous No.55294677]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI

[Anonymous No.55294679]

I;M FUCKING SLURPOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

[Anonymous No.55294682]

[Anonymous No.55294685]

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.55294686]

TLT chads are comfy

[Anonymous No.55294687]

>>55294672
Sorry, the F.E.D. will monitor "labor market conditions,inflation pressures and inflation expectations, and financial and international developments" and cut 100 bps the second any of those allow.

[Anonymous No.55294688]

>>55294669
Legitimately, if things take a little dip right now it's just going to continue forming a humongous cup and handle on literally everything. Anyone who is surprised that things go red as soon as MACD and RSI hit technically overbought levels is utterly retarded. I'll buy later today or tomorrow after things panic dump.

[Anonymous No.55294689]

>>55294668
hawkish pause. they just communicated that they're pausing now but there's a decent chance they'll hike 25bps 2 more times later on

[Anonymous No.55294694]

Too many people figured out that shorting vix on dumps makes money, and now VIX never moves

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[Anonymous No.55294697]

>>55294688
>ta
lmao

[Anonymous No.55294701]

>>55294651
You don't understand. It was a hawkish pause.

[Anonymous No.55294702]

>>55294689
Read between the lines you dumb motherfucker, every single time they've paused rate hikes they've cut afterwards

[Anonymous No.55294705]

it's over

[Anonymous No.55294708]

>>55294687
>and cut 100 bps the second any of those allow.
Won't happen because the labor data is fake and will always show a strong labor market. The real economy will be horrible but the data will be great. Worst possible outcome

[Anonymous No.55294710]

Lo-fi beats to make bulls shid and fard to

[Anonymous No.55294713]

ok cool we go down 1% and then we can resume going back up 40% a month LMFAO

who gives a shit at this point, just go all in on TQQQ after this fabricated and transgender dump

[Anonymous No.55294716]

>>55293948
lmao I'm a literal halfie but I'm whiter than you

[Anonymous No.55294717]

>>55294702
i just said what they communicated not what they're going to do, retard

[Anonymous No.55294720]

dump turning into a pump

[Anonymous No.55294728]

>>55294697
MACD and RSI is barely TA, but if you pay attention even half the time you should know that very basic TA is rarely incorrect. Sometimes it is as simple as "line go down so now line go up"

[Anonymous No.55294731]

it's not going down. there is an extremely bullish scamwick indicating the dip has been bought. bullchads win again.

[Anonymous No.55294737]

Just had my first cigarette of the year so we panic selling or what?

[Anonymous No.55294738]

Oh good, recession will be coming in hard

[Anonymous No.55294739]

>>55294701
was it the way he said it or did he wear a specific outfit to signal that, I kind of miss these social cues

[Anonymous No.55294740]

>>55294717
"There's a decent chance" is the key phrase. There's a practically zero percent chance according to historical precedent.

[Anonymous No.55294741]

>>55294682
>W-we'll hike TWICE this year. Yeah!
That's adorable.

[Anonymous No.55294750]

>its already going back up

Hope you bought that dip Anon, the spaceship is about to take off.

GENERATIONAL BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.55294753]

I hope everybody listened to my advice to buy VIX calls for free money today. You don't usually have a VIX setup this good at bottom for trading the news.

[Anonymous No.55294759]

Bros I just took the stinkiest dump
What does that mean for the markets

[Anonymous No.55294761]

Nobody thought they were actually going to stop, right?

[Anonymous No.55294763]

bobos unironically think they won based on priced-in fed decisions. ha haha hahahahHahahaHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55294764]

the real fireworks always come when Jay starts talking

[Anonymous No.55294773]

more loss porn. coulda woulda shoulda taken $5k profit on the PLUG calls at open... coulda woulda shoulda. I hate this reality

[Anonymous No.55294774]

uuhm hello I'm still alive

[Anonymous No.55294783]

>>55294651
How are you supposed to know what is good and what is not.

[Anonymous No.55294784]

FUCK i bought 15 min before the drop. And I'm a bobo that wanted to hedge, now i'm 2x red LMAO. At least it's selling options-cfd(Plus500), which is why with time my loss will decrease. I knew I fucked up anyways when I shorted the SPX monday, can you imagine, right before the pump

[Anonymous No.55294791]

stagflation bros...

[Anonymous No.55294793]

>>55294773
BUT THANK GOD IM STILL SOBER AND A MILLIONAIRE STILL RIGHT GUYS!!! I want to kill people

[Anonymous No.55294802]

>>55293319
>will be two more rate hikes this year
>as CPI is continuing to nose dive
What a bunch of jews. There will not be any rate hikes. These faggots know it.

[Anonymous No.55294807]

>>55294784
Loss equilibrium, when it goes up i my equity is the same as when it goes down. Not losing not winning, lol.

[Anonymous No.55294808]

[Anonymous No.55294813]

Closed my short for a measly 2.5%, I'm spooked

[Anonymous No.55294815]

wow bobos! we filled the gap! wait, what happens next? uh oh boboniggers...

[Anonymous No.55294817]

>>55294739
Press meeting hasn't started yet. But they said there might be more hikes later.. or something like that.

[Anonymous No.55294818]

>>55294793
fuck off you exuberant retard
hope you lose it all you dumb faggot

[Anonymous No.55294819]

END THE FED

[Anonymous No.55294831]

>>55294819
FIGHT THE FED

[Anonymous No.55294836]

i hope to see the largest red candle in the history of judaism today, may allah grant mercy upon my amd puts

[Anonymous No.55294838]

>>55294819
OBEY THE FED

[Anonymous No.55294839]

>>55294793
>SOBER
lol fag

[Anonymous No.55294844]

SLURP

[Anonymous No.55294847]

>NOOOOO U CANT BE HAWKISH I LOVE TO PAY $5 FOR A CHEESEBURGER
Why are bulltards like this?

[Anonymous No.55294853]

>>55294818
HOPE YOU NEVER GAIN IT

[Anonymous No.55294858]

Thank you FED boomers for destroying the world!

[Anonymous No.55294865]

>>55294773
>>55294793
KWAB

[Anonymous No.55294869]

I keep slurping but it keeps droping

[Anonymous No.55294870]

SOFI BROS???

[Anonymous No.55294872]

>>55294818
>>55294853
actually I hope you experience exactly what I have, then you'll understand.

[Anonymous No.55294880]

>>55294540
It's complicated. VIG is based on the S&P U.S. Dividend Growers Index, which wants to see many years of increasing dividends as measured in dollars. So it's similar. But that index cares about dividend yield in that it EXCLUDES the highest-dividend-yield stocks.

[Anonymous No.55294882]

>>55294870
it will recover by tomorrow, it just got murdered by the fed today
slurp

[Anonymous No.55294886]

***The Fed forecasts no more bakes for the rest of the year.***

[Anonymous No.55294893]

ok guys cut the shit stop fucking selling

[Anonymous No.55294894]

NEW

>>55294888

>>55294888

>>55294888

>>55294888

[Anonymous No.55294902]

>>55294886
/smg/ is cancelled

[Anonymous No.55294901]

>>55294753
I'm literally up 20% in a few hours, and it hasn't even peaked yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L61NSlLRGe8
Fed news conference in 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.55294912]

>>55294872
neck yourself and your fat disgusting family you dumb faggot. buying at those levels what a dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.55295299]

Buy SILVER you fools!!!!
>>55294573
>>55294573
>>55294573
>>55294573

[Anonymous No.55295428]

we're so back