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Who doesn’t?

Breast/butt augmentation is a billion dollar business, why isn’t legit penis augmentation a thing yet?

>> No.5529017

>>5528985
Why would I want mine any bigger? 8" is plenty.

>> No.5529050

>>5529017
Yeah same here. OP, you got a small dick or something?

>> No.5529055

>>5528985
Because it's not truely possible yet. Otherwise suïcide numbers would half and plastic surgery would be the biggest industry ever.

>> No.5529083

>>5529017
>>5529050
The percent of men that have bigger cocks to those who don’t make up a bigger proportion.

>> No.5529128
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5529128

>>5529055
Do people really kill themselves because small penis?
Pathetic if true, that would explain gooks suicide rate tho.

>> No.5529130

>>5529050
>>5529017
same, who the fuck would get his dick cut up?

>> No.5529249

>>5528985
I inject a cocktail of vasoactive chemicals and growth factors into my dick three times a week. Paired with regular clamping and stretching routines. The gains aren't fast, but they're real. 7x5 to 8x6 in 6 months.

Nobody on this board would have the patience for it, they'd do it for a week and get mad their cock hasn't 3x'd yet.

>> No.5529354

>>5529249
Enjoy your dick cancer and malformed dick.

>> No.5529379

>>5529017
He wasn't talking about the dick that goes inside your mom anon

>> No.5529415

>>5529249
>I inject a cocktail of vasoactive chemicals and growth factors into my dick three times a week
this better be a LARP. you just can't be this retarded

>> No.5529455

>>5529354
It's long, smooth, unbent and uncut. The cancer is a definite maybe though. I'd rather live with a huge cock for half my life than a tiny one for all of it, honestly.

>> No.5529476
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5529476

who needs a big cock when you got a big wallet?

>> No.5529477

6 inch, wish girth was bigger. Girth is everything.

>> No.5529500

Already got an above average peenor but I been jelqing stretching and clamping for 2 months and it's already bigger gonna keep going for that certified big white kawk, theres nothing in life more important

>> No.5529565

>>5528985
they try but the results are usually horrible.

>> No.5529581

>>5529415
No LARP. The exact mix is PGE1, verapamil, phenoxybenzamine, phentolamine, papaverine, atropine, IGF-1 LR3, TB500, and BPC-157 in a DMSO carrier. I have the exact doses per ml on a sticky note at home somewhere, can't remember off the top of my head.

>> No.5529627

>>5529249
stretching the penis results in nerve damage and loss of function... dude stop!

>> No.5529671

>>5529581
>PGE1, verapamil, phenoxybenzamine, phentolamine, papaverine, atropine, IGF-1 LR3, TB500, and BPC-157 in a DMSO carrier
the cancer starter pack right there

>> No.5529708

For breast and butt augmentation: They are visible and make a woman more attractive to a man.
A penis elongation however is not making a man more attractive to a women, unless you walk around with your dick hanging out.

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5529783

>>5529627
>small penis
>use chemicals
>gets bigger
>can't erect anymore
>it's now smaller on average than it was before because of that
Topkek

>> No.5529833

>>5528985
Because most women don't care long as you're over a certain threshold.
If you're 5"+, you're good.
If you're not pencil thin or 2 liter bottle wide, you're good.

If you don't fall into that range, fuck. Gotta weigh the pros and cons of having your dick mutilated for a sketchy result.

Guys worry about it more than anything. Unless you have one of those button dicks. Micropeens might as well have become a girl (male) as a kid.

>> No.5529926

>>5529783
the growth factors actually promote angiogenesis, ie the growth of new blood vessels inside the corpus cavernosum. So I end up with more vascular architecture in my cock than before, which results in bigger meatier erections. I also do lots of (((kegels))) as part of my clamping routines, so my pelvic floor is quite beefy now. I've never had better stiffies in my life if I'm being honest.

It's funny cause I'm nearly a khv. I'm growing a bigger cock for my own satisfaction, not anyone else's. I like the thud sound it makes when I drop it on objects. Sometimes I'll just wander around the apartment and thwack my meat bat against shit for a while. I can't wait to hear how it sounds when it's 9x7.

>> No.5529981

>>5528985
Because dicks aren't just filled with fat, ya dingus. It's not so simple as just injecting some filler. Google penis anatomy if you really give a shit.

>> No.5530248
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5530248

Good thread to relax from cryptoshit. I posted this in other thread to try to relax a bit, butt all I get was a question questioning my sexual orientation. Boring straight, by the way. So I would like to present you with a controversial dilemma:

Imagine this:

You're in prision for 5 years and you have two choices.
1- every six months you take a beating that leaves you near death. Breakes bones, teeth, scars, pain. Every six months for five years. But no one makes shower love with you. You have some pals but they can't help you.

Bonus: for each year in prision, you get 10k€ from Insurance. You get out with 50k
Bonus2: no kicks in the balls and no eye gorging. You can fight back but you take the beating anyway.
Bonus3: you will develop a artistic talent from all that suffering and have a chance to be famouse

2- you have a cellmate that everybody respects. You become his lover, he calls you Rita and every night he makes sweet love with you. Mind that is sweet love, he kisses you fucks your butt with his gigantic cock with tender passion.
Nobody messes with you, you have pals and a quiet 5 years. When you go out of prision you can be friend with your cell mate, have sex or not or you can go on with your life and nobody will ever know.

Bonus: first sunday every month he sucks your dick like a porn star.
Bonus2: you get really good in buttsex, passive and active, from all the lessons. You can become a pornstar or make someone really happy with theire butts (man or woman)

Choose wisely.

>> No.5530297

>>5529783
it's the stretching the nerves usually don't stretch with the penis so it becomes useless.

>> No.5530509

>>5529926
>the growth factors actually promote angiogenesis
yeah it's used in treatment of erectile dysfunction so it should give you stiffer erections in theory. but to actually enlarge the penis it's doubtful. i know growth hormones in young boys are effective but after a certain age the receptors are not there.

>> No.5530955

Because no one would pay for it, rich men don't give a fuck about their dick size.

>> No.5531684

>>5530955
that's true bigger dick doesn't give you more pleasure it gives certain women greater pleasure but why ever would you care about that?