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I faked my high school transcripts and got accepted into a prestigious university. I also got a full scholarship. I really want to go but I’m so worried I’ll get caught. I need my transcripts verified for extra peace of mind. What should I do?

>> No.55289681
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>>55289646
My last year of high school was crazy. All I did was skip school, do some cocaine, and I had sex with 6 girls. I even took 4 virginity’s. Sadly unlike my friends I didn’t graduate.

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>>55289681
I had to go back to my high school for the first 5 months of the next school year to finish and get my degree. That same year I didn’t party as much because everyone was younger than me, and probably thought I was a retard for being a super senior. Everyone I cared about went to fancy schools I could never hope of getting accepted too.

>> No.55289704

>>55289681
>All I did was skip school, do some cocaine, and I had sex with 6 girls. I even took 4 virginity’s. Sadly unlike my friends I didn’t graduate
This is not the flex you think it is.

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>>55289701
Finally got diagnosed with adhd and got on adderall. Enrolled at my local community college and got on the deans list because I could finally sit down and study. I also made almost a million in crypto and cashed out.

>> No.55289743

>>55289646
>I’m committing fraud
>What are the consequences of committing fraud? How do I get away with it?

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>>55289715
All my old friends and their parents make fun of me and think I’m just a massive peace of shit loser since we all went to an expensive private school. My own parents think the same, Even after I graduated top of my class at the community college in a year and half. I applied to schools I had friends at and they all said no because of what happened in high school.

Then I just said fuck it. I even paid a professional to make it look super legit.

It worked. But now I can’t sleep and wake up in terror ,heart beating fast after nightmares of getting caught almost every night.

And the upside everyone I know now admires me and want to hang out again. I can’t lose this.

>> No.55289764

>>55289743
Well?

>> No.55289778

>>55289761
You literally just doxxed her dude. That's illegal. You can go to prison for that.
From your picture now it's probably super easy to find out where you live based on her location and the way the way you've typed your long ass posts. Fucking retard. It's over for you.

>> No.55289817

>>55289646
nobody checks that shit universities have tens of htousands of new students per each year you think they go and look at all the transcripts of each one?

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>>55289817
You’re right. I should just enjoy this moment and stop stressing. I’m basically a made man now
>>55289826
Good point

Thank you frens

I just need someone to tell me it’s all going to be okay

>> No.55289962

>>55289646
We do not care about your grades. What we do is take a cutoff point and then throw out people who don't meet that mark. The rest of the people, we basically don't even bother looking at their grades from that point on.

>> No.55290052

>>55289646
Have you ever watched Suits? The premise is similar to this; the main guy has a photographic memory but got kicked out of Harvard law, he takes the bar exam for people for $1k a pop before falling backwards into an interview for one of the top law firms in New York, and even though the guy knows he doesn't have a law degree hires him anyway. The whole show is him and his new mentor playing a cat and mouse game with the mentor's rival as well as his own mentor, the justice department etc.
Anyway if you want to get around it like he did i'd advise getting some tech wiz to hack into your school's database and put in that you graduated and hope no one looks into it too closely, otherwise you're likely going to prison.

>> No.55292394

>>55289646
Do you still take adderall? I have ADD but I never took it and now reading this post I am regretting not taking it

>> No.55292437

>>55290052
based Suits enjoyer

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>>55289646
>one million with crypto
>random tranny pics
What the fuck is larping faggotry?

>> No.55292667

>>55289646
The college can't do shit except kick you out. If you accept scholarship money with it then you will go to prison.

>> No.55293369

>>55292667
He can accept the money if it was for his good work at community college. If he gets caught they may ask for the money back. Or sue him for it. I say fuck it, take the money. You only live once

>> No.55293437

>>55289826
There's also a video of him at a dinner and his wife discussing his African upbringing

>> No.55295158

>>55289646
why do you need your transcripts verified?
verified by who?
Pretty sure if you got in then the college is convinced just go but I have a feeling you are larping
if not relax, BY FAR the worst thing that could happen is they find out and kick you out.
try to get a semester or two in at this prestigious school and then if you do get kicked out they cant say why
so when you apply to go somewhere else just say you left because a family member needed care taking

>>55289761
> we all went to an expensive private school
but now I know you are a piece of shit
I went to an expensive private school and couldn't stand the kids like you.
your parents were paying good damn money for your education and you fucked it up
but dont blame yourself (blame your parents for raising you the way you turned out)

>> No.55295316

>>55289704
It is.
I always worked hard in school and now I'm a 30 year old depressed kissless virgin.
I wish I partied and lived like a degenerate. There are many decades you can still wageslave away.

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