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Fed Meeting Edition


>Stock Market Vocabulary

>Risk management:

>Live Streams:

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>Links for people less than 300% long



Previous >>55284787

>> No.55287801

AMZT66 has the most potential to do more than X100. ETH and BTC will most likely do a X5-X6, but that's fine for me. Gotta look for better entry points while I stake IRIS and PGEN, then wait for Polygen's next raise as I also look at their new partnership with Kenzo Ventures.

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How's your gains /smg/?
what are your best plays?

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post your face when we get 6 green weeks in a row

>> No.55287827

Bros should I tell this girl I know that I've always had a crush on her even though we're both in long-term relationships?

Also who else is ready for the FOMC fire sale tomorrow and probably the rest of the week? I'm loading the fuck up on more BULZ

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wyt bois don seazin dey bucci

>> No.55287838

the anon below this post is 100% addicted to sucking cocks

>> No.55287843

I still don't understand what the tongue thing is

>> No.55287855

>portfolio +9% YTD
>SPY +14% YTD
just fucking kill me now

>> No.55287859

Gimme a ticker to put $1k in tomorrow.

>> No.55287865

Nvda is in a much worse financial situation compared to last year. However the stock is breaking new aths. What gives? Its net income has returned to its 5 year norm. Revenue remains high but their costs are skyrocketting.

>> No.55287866
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SPY 400p 08/18

>> No.55287874

Bro I'm up 145% YTD wut r u doin??

>> No.55287879

AI, wait no crypto miners, wait no video game graphics

>> No.55287885

How tf are YouTube bots now on /biz/v

>> No.55287888

>400p 08/18
What does that mean?

>> No.55287898

ur gay

>> No.55287906

These people need their own island. Just drop them off with some provisions and let the rest of us have a normal society.

>> No.55287907

AI is the most revolutionary invention since chainlink or the internet, we're not even in a bubble yet. SPX is unironically going to 6000 this year and NVDA will reach 3T market cap this year. Markets are forward looking and AGI is a few months away, you're a retard if you aren't all in.

>> No.55287908

so I like usually DCA in my ETF at this time of the month. Do I like...wait or what?

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Terrible decision which reflects your decision to bet against America. Bobos will never learn.

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Broheim made a bet SPY, the fund that tracks the S&P500, would decrease to at least $400 before mid August.

>> No.55287915

Probably running a strategy that doesn't blow up when SPY drops 10%, with a portfolio greater than low 4-5 figs.

>> No.55287917

SPX is never going below 4300 ever again.

>> No.55287918
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We'll always have Jackson Hole, bobros.

>> No.55287920

It actually made more money from its investments then it does its core business currently.

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It's a lovely National Park and you should go some day.

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Thank you.
We all learn by being frens.

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Nigger/wigger shit started by this nigger.

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A fool and his money are easily parted.

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Stocks are not companies. They are not even pieces of companies.

They are... Pokemon cards. Think of them like Pokemon cards that maybe once a quarter get graded by some neckbeard that nobody likes and people often disagree with. We call that earnings season and it is far, far away.

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>> No.55287957

how much leverage do you guys use? for me, I use an 80/20 equity to margin percentage.

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The problems he names are problems that MRAs try to fix and feminists hate MRAs for that.
Also he's literally a gay pedophile groomer.

>> No.55287965

My DCA in to retirement is automatic and I don’t think about it or look at it. I only pay attention to my trading account.

>> No.55287969

$10K in AMD puts, let's ride bobos

>> No.55287986

My wife tried to beat me up once over a decade ago. It was a laughable experience. Any man who says he’s being physically abused by a woman is a faggot and deserves it.

>> No.55287994

Good luck, dude. Seriously hope you make it.

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>Wearing your hat over your ears

>> No.55288012
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>yfw your portfolio is big enough now that a major market correction actually means something for your portfolio

>> No.55288015

Imagine the look on mumu's face when he realizes this was just a bear market rally

>> No.55288021

I wish that was still true.
No, you.

>> No.55288023

congratulations youre a virgin.

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PLUG will pump hard tomorrow and I can bet my ass NONE of you nerds have any positions on it because you never fucking listen

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Whoa look at this manly man. He's so strong he can body a fucking SUV!

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No leverage or options for me. I’m slowly swing trading my way to something. I’m only up around 85% over the last 3 years overall, but I haven’t lost any money and I’m beating SPY so I’m ok with it. I have 3 kids too so I can’t be retarded with my money. I could be if I wasn’t an actual retard maybe, but I’ll lose all my money like most people do.

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>> No.55288043

based "slow and steady wins the race" family-oriented boomer trader

>> No.55288051
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>He tried to trade the Fed Meeting?
>Inverse his account

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The trick is they can leverage phoning the constabulary along with their throwing shit and knife wielding.
I don't in to women anymore because of this. The last one tried it and I noped out immediately.

>> No.55288054

I will post this tomorrow to laugh in your stupid, midget face

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Yes. I am very strong and very dangerous.

>> No.55288062

How do I cold approach a girl?

>> No.55288063
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I'm actually not a virgin, and I've done tongue stuff on two different women...
But I don't understand why the hell zoomers are doing things with their tongues in tiktok videos

>> No.55288065

It's all in your head.

>> No.55288069

they combine it with a blue steel/Bieber look and lip biting because they think it makes them look cool, simple as

>> No.55288070

its very hard because the ice cubes melt in your pockets so by the time you find a good girl to cold approach its more of a soggy approach

>> No.55288083

Won’t that also make me look like I peed my pants?

>> No.55288086

did anyone play that Grimace GBC game $MCD just put out? breddy gud
also Bratz are retro now

>> No.55288091

Hi I'm anon (opener) and im rich (demonstration of higher value (DLV)). I think your hair stinks like piss (neg). Wanna go have sex? (close)

>> No.55288093

That's it? That's disappointing...
Zoomers have no internal depth... Millennial memes were built upon multiple levels of irony.

>> No.55288098

zim bros... how we feeling?

>> No.55288101

It’s an acquired mental tick that retards are very susceptible towards.

>> No.55288102

Thanks anon. JPow will drop the hammer on these markets and the memes will fade

>> No.55288111

you also have to perform "kino escalation" immediately (forgot what that means exactly) i.e. touching her pussy

>> No.55288112

This has been the most successful strategy I’ve seen someone use

>> No.55288115

I’m serious. I don’t want to sound like a sperg.

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Its almost time

>> No.55288124

This works just like that. Especially if you look like me and your standards are kinda low.

>> No.55288129

Q4 for sure bearbro
for sure this time

>> No.55288130

>corporate debt is trading at the same yields as government debt

>> No.55288132

well its starts by touching her hand, then touching her elbow, then her shoulder, then lower back, then hips, then face, then lips, then booba, then pussy.

>> No.55288134

2 more years

>> No.55288137

if you focus on the touching like a sperg you already lost that's why chads go straight for the pussy

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>> No.55288143

They have one, it's called North America

>> No.55288146

Plagiarize something from Albert Camus in your own words and immediately offer something of material value (food, shopping, gift, tickets, etc.)

>> No.55288155

>Implying the US isn't a corporation

>> No.55288156

>Its almost time
Sheesh bout time
I'm over here listening to Itzhak Perlman, waiting for the party to start!!

>> No.55288157

haha wooooow you're so clever

>> No.55288175

I've got 80k cash to invest. Do I wait until the pivot or dca it now? Anything undervalued right now?

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what's the point of being a bear at this time of clown market green fuckery?
what do you achieve by actively taking the decision that makes you lose the most money?
if you're physically unable to trade or call something on the upside then why not just walk away and bide your time until you actually get confirmation it's bear time?
what is there to prove?

>> No.55288190

You should lump sum, over DCA. Inflation is likely just going to continue to drop, as rates are going to be kept at this level; for quite some time.

>> No.55288194

>what do you achieve by actively taking the decision that makes you lose the most money?
Buy high, sell low, simple as.
I'm an exit liquidity provider and a critical part of the free market.

>> No.55288236

If you’re not pair trading you’re a victim to beta. Make a thesis that has both a winner and loser and go long and short accordingly.

>> No.55288264

Thank you for your service

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>I'm an exit liquidity provider and a critical part of the free market.
I think this is the most based post I've seen in 4chan since about 2019.

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What’s up with DISH? A lot of insider buying, PE is like 2. Value trap or good swing?

>> No.55288299

Pair trading is a meme, it's not worth any amount of capital allocation because it gets massively outperformed by even the lowest yielding bonds and the only way people get returns on it is by pushing the leverage which defeats the safety aspect of a pair trade in the first place. If you want outsized returns go directional, if you want safety go short term treasuries. It's good for hedging a losing short position and that's about it.

>> No.55288317


looks suspicious, he's buying and selling immediately. if you cant tell by the graph dish is in big trouble, dangerous trade

>> No.55288320

>reading another career thread
>once again treated to cool stories about anons saying they know a guy who worked on the oil fields and is now a millionaire by "starting a business"
>or another guy saying he "works 5 IT jobs" making 200k a year remote
This website is such fucking trash because the larps don't even have effort put into them at this point.

Also I got a free 128 GB usb, but once I plugged it in it was only 32 GB. Ripped off by free shit.

>> No.55288329

Because it's not a clown market, it's following very typical patterns associated with recovery from a bear market. Which is why there should be a pullback about now before the market continues to go up to a new high. But then this view isn't actually 'bearish', except on /biz/ where any opinion besides 'up forever' is labeled bearish, since /biz/ is full of kids with no money larping all day anyway.

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>> No.55288352

This isnt even true, feminists dont give a shit about men and they wouldnt even deny it. They're out for blood

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>> No.55288367

Thanks, anon. I’ll steer clear.

>> No.55288410

I'm 2k in INTC puts for July 28. I'm betting on a downtrend + shit earnings.

Doesn't look good so far.

>> No.55288422

Am I a bitch because I refused to learn and trade options? Mostly out of fear

>> No.55288426

let me guess, you lost money yesterday

>> No.55288442

i got rid of my last contracts a couple months ago, nothing's cheap anymore you can't just buy long-dated calls and get practically guaranteed gains nowadays

if i hadn't sold my JXN calls i would have went -90% on them even though they still had almost a year left before expiry
almost FOMO'd back into oil calls a few weeks earlier and im glad i didnt because they ended up crabbing the whole time

you're welcome to gamble if that's your thing tho, just buy whatever and flip a coin

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I opened a 3-leg spread on COIN today

I have no idea what I’m doing.

She cute
This some eroge shit?

>> No.55288489

It's good to learn them but it's perfectly fine not to trade them without a good reason to (hedging, leaps, thetagang shit, etc)

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>This some eroge shit?
Game is pretty lackluster but she's best girl and her route is actually quite good until you reach the rage-inducing end

>> No.55288580

No, /biz/ is just full of gamblers.

>> No.55288587

He literally got chased off the app for being a 40yo who pretends to be 26 and creeps on 16yo girls by pretending to be a 'feminist ally'.

>> No.55288607

Technically there is no capital allocation since the short leg finances the long :^)

>> No.55288678

I've traded 6 years without touching options and am at all time highs. Presumably all the option traders here have lost all their money or cant prove more than 2 years of profit

>> No.55288852

New MaverickOfWallStreet video, unsurprisingly he's still bearish. You can safely go long with leverage tomorrow, this guy is literally wrong 100% of the time and the greatest inverse indicator.

>> No.55288878

we're at 4400 and hes cant accept he shorted the bottom.

>> No.55288902

good morning sers

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>> No.55288989

there is 0 chance the market goes down tomorrow. zero. the market only goes down to harm the american consumer, but the american consumer is OUT of stocks, even if they want to harm the american consumer, if we're going to war with china and everything needs to crumble, they need to be lured IN to stocks first to demolish their savings.
that doesn't mean it won't go down EVENTUALLY and DRAMATICALLY, but it won't go down TOMORROW.

>> No.55289044

Fed event a nothing burger?
Market already knows the outcome:
"Pause this one, and leaving the door open to rate hike next one but will depend on future data"

>> No.55289055

we'll see. this run up has been pretty hot already. Nasdaq is up around 11% over the last four weeks and a whopping 38% off the January lows. That is... frothy, to say the least.

>> No.55289057

where's that SQQQ bagholder hiding?

>> No.55289075

That's more reason to be bullish, market works on momentum and your stats indicate a renewed bull market. Don't forget that the markets are still down about 10 to 20 % for the last two years after the Post covid boom ended

>> No.55289119

Is SPX Going below 4000 ever again? Because last year all the stockfags on TV were saying that the muh recession was going to happen right now, in 2023, but here we are, only 10% off ATH with good sentiment regarding inflation data. Unless China invades Taiwan or something similarly disruptive happens, I think its spx 5k by this time next year

>> No.55289124

Probably, I don't see much more bad news

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Rate pause chance increased by .9 percent, its over bobo, Jerome is beginning to believe.

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Why am I so scared?

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there is nothing to fear

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Bros, I am up +40% on a copper miner. Would you sell now or after Powell's decision? Assuming he pauses, metals will most likely go up since it means this inflation/recession FUD situation we have been suffering for the past two years is coming to an end.
Plus China is now gonna be putting a lot of money into its industry and real estate, which most likely will benefit copper.
Yeah, I think I'm gonna hold for another +10-20%. Considering the insane strength of the market and the economy, copper is a good candidate for another boom run

>> No.55289171

CERU my nigga

>> No.55289188

Maybe that's why you should? Because he can only shock you.

>> No.55289200

Jerome never shocks, I remember last year when bulls coped with "but Jerome has to pivot because pee pee poo poo stinky" and now its "Jerome will surprise hike because pee pee poo poo stinky!". Unless you see him flash his submariner, indicating the markets will dive, go long.

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I have started showering twice and sometimes even thrice a day. This has improved my quality of life in ways you cannot imagine.
Because you know about the yields and the dollar. You know this clown caravan is one flat tire away from a mass collision that backs up traffic for miles. You know the bull thesis is can kicked for now sort of and where else is the money gonna go.

>> No.55289224

You mean the lip licking? You've never noticed niggers wetting down their giant smackers every minute? It's an imitation of nigger behavior.

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The bull thesis is that the oligarchs are evil and incompetent, the bear thesis that they're evil and competent, I'm going with mumu here.

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>> No.55289257

I'm gonna short AMZN and long Google. Youtube just announced changes to their partner requirements recently while Twitch is repeatedly dousing itself on fire with stupid shit. Which could mean more people moving over to YT and Twitch might shut down in the future.


Either way its been pretty funny watching all of this fuckery unfold lmao

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PPI leaked

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Nothin personnel bobokiddos. Recession is officially off the books and we are entering a new golden bull run. Is the market really that ez? Just buy tech and enjoy 40%+ gains every year? Hell, my mother has been enjoying 40% gainz every year for the past 6 years. The market is not even on steroids anymore, rather it's on high doses of SARMS

>> No.55289318

literally algo stop hunting

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>38% off the January lows. That is... frothy, to say the least.
>That's more reason to be bullish, market works on momentum

Never mind the actual dozens of indicators of overbought conditions, and the swiss cheese of gap-ups on the index charts, some of which are now quite a ways below us. And what do gap-ups on SPY and QQQ *always* do???

>Probably, I don't see much more bad news

Yes, because bad news is something that you can "see" coming, lol.

It's really hard not to be a bobo when these are the literal retards on the other side of the market. The dump, when it comes (and no I don't know when it's coming), is going to be beyond spectacular.

>> No.55289346

datacucks ngmi

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>My overnight holds


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i just set the diagram type to line and now i don't worry about the gaps anymore

>> No.55289468

the bobo cope after today will be "j-july hike" followed by "i-inflation can't keep dropping to fall" followed by "b-but rate cuts are supposed to make the market dump look at this chart" followed by "remember Evergrande? they're back!"

>> No.55289470

Shill me your stocks, I have cash to throw at some stuff ready

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>> No.55289492

The charts check put apart from IEP which looks like a bag you want me to pump? Is there any reason to expect it to recover after that big dip?

>> No.55289500

Theyll keep repeating the yield curve cope, not realizing it's unironically different this time due to Biden's leadership and the AI revolution. Once the yield curve goes back to normal, and we still haven't crashed for 6 months or a year, the bobos will admit defeat. This is the final cope they have.

>> No.55289533

buy uranium, uuuu, glo, urnm

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i've run out of nicotine/vape juice what can i use as a substitute instead? can you vape cum?

>> No.55289578

I don't understand the SIGA play. Please explain

>> No.55289585

When did he short?

>> No.55289595

You mean the post covid hyperinflation on 0 rates and QE? You know everything was overpriced back then, do you? Just have a look at Carvana

>> No.55289639

Delta 8 carts

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how much money has maverick cost you?

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Posted without Comment

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>> No.55289722

If there is anything at all I've learned from the 2021 shitshow it's to not buy at insane prices and remaining calm makes money in the end.
I hope I'm right, since I sold after watching something I held pump 12% in only one day, but it feels like playing in the market is a game of guts more than anything.

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>playing in the market
Son, we're investing here

>> No.55289740

Twitch is what? 0.01% of Amazon? Normal people dont even know what that shit is lol this is like shorting EA because the new madden is bad but wayyy more retarded

>> No.55289812

Inflation hasn't dropped tho.

>> No.55289813

None, I don’t see the point constantly trading and paying commission. Buy something and hold it if yiu believe in it even if you get raped from time to time. Think he underestimates the political insanity of DC and how stupid the government is and there’s plenty of time for them to keep kicking the can down the road and inflate stonks.

>> No.55289823
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Posted without Comment

>> No.55289855

>inflation dropping
Honestly I'm a bit cautious about this pump not because I'm a permabear or anything but it seems clear that this is going to be a case of megacaps sucking up the vast majority of the cash, we've already had over a good month of the gains being dominated almost entirely by the big boys while the smaller caps aren't really all that bullish

>> No.55289898

’Tis the top

>> No.55289919
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Options newfag here. Can any kind anon please explain how to trade CME fed futures? I'd like to bet on the July contract.

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They still have crypto dot com ads?

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Posted without Comment

>> No.55289980

Surprised AAPL isn't on there

>> No.55289985

(hot steamy gay sex with a lot of anal penetration)

>> No.55289990

what doyou call fed futures?
you have all the assets here

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>> No.55290029

This faggot ass nigger market can't keep going up forever and you idiots will crash and burn with it

>> No.55290040

This faggot ass nigger market will keep going up forever and you bobos will crash and burn shorting it

>> No.55290078
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>he didn't slurp Oil at $67

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Imagine not being long natgas

>> No.55290107

Its going to be zero bepis and the market will fucking tank in a month

>> No.55290120
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>El Niño

>> No.55290129

fuck off bobo

slurping range is 60-65 anon


SBSW any bear narrative left?

>> No.55290137

I'm finally starting to feel good about shorting qqq again

>> No.55290142

if this shit closes green again today i will shove an iron rod up my asshole

>> No.55290150

>one of the big tech companies posts bad earnings
>tanks the rest of the market

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>first el niño in four years

>> No.55290210

>slurping range is 60-65 anon
so you bought nothing and got zero gains haha retard

>> No.55290233

How will you afford an iron rod?

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>> No.55290342

I am 100% in the S&P500

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t-t-t-t-ten minutes

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Natgas bros WTFWT

>> No.55290510

>down 100 yesterday
>up 200 today
and just like that
easy 100

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>> No.55290542

you will notice a 100 point pump

>> No.55290551

bearish or bullish today?

>> No.55290564

>Posted without Comment
Why when you can easily describe it with two words:

Zogslop Apocalypse

>> No.55290568
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I want this market to go down

>> No.55290594

I've been patiently waiting for my entry and I think I will finally capitulate today.
Buy high. Sell higher.

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>> No.55290688

will this be it? link to live?

>> No.55290689

The market is up, what misery are you talking about? Did you get left behind by the megacap retard pump?

>> No.55290713

remember to buy puts on the initial spike after the pause is announced. this is a sell-the-news event

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Just heard the news..

>> No.55290724

Should I sell my TQQQ? Already up 11%

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>sofi up 9.86 premarket
jesus fucking christ. i can only cum so much

>> No.55290742

i wish i put more into sofi instead of this dumb adbe shit

>> No.55290743

let WTI hold above 70 jfc

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what do you make of this

>> No.55290776

Day three of transferring money from one broker to another and my funds are still not settled.

>> No.55290794

The top 10 change over time, that’s the point of holding the index. But the ”winner takes all” effect is very real

>> No.55290804

>For whoever has will be given more, and they will have an abundance. Whoever does not have, even what they have will be taken from them.
Matthew 25:29

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>> No.55290809

mgmt loves waterfall charts

>> No.55290816

byt he way we are pumping

>> No.55290822

gg it's over

>> No.55290839

Post ppi

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It's powver

>> No.55290863

not anymore

>> No.55290867

S&P 10 LETF when?

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Ppi shows that inflation is dropping fast. Guarantee a skip fed today, but we already knew that. Futures remain unchanged, was expecting a bit of a boost desu. I guess people only care about cpi.

>> No.55290876

Eurozone Industrial Production SA (M/M) Apr: 1.0% (est 0.9%; prevR -3.8%)
- Eurozone Industrial Production WDA (Y/Y) Apr: 0.2% (est 0.7%; prevR -1.4%)

How does work? y/y is less than 0,5 expected and mom is more than 0,1 expected.

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Can you imagine Jarome going against this?

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>> No.55290898

no, he is a pussy

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Reminder: Decreased demand = decreased quantity demanded and decreased price
Reminder: the Fed tries to influence (and kill) demand by raising interest rates
They are succeeding.
But they are succeeding in killing demand too well. If you destroy demand, yes prices go down.. but so does the quantity demanded.
Reminder: companies make money based upon the number of products they sell times the price
What happens when both the number of products they sell, and the price of those products also goes down?

>> No.55290906

i can imagine it

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I had a dream that the market crashed bigly when Powell dropped a nice hike at the fomc press conference and saved my shorts

>> No.55290928

"Sh-Boom (Life Could Be a Dream)" is an early doo-wop song by the R&B vocal group The Chords. It was written by James Keyes, Claude Feaster, Carl Feaster, Floyd F. McRae, and William Edwards, members of The Chords, and published in 1954. It is sometimes considered the first doo-wop or rock 'n' roll record to reach the top ten on the pop charts (as opposed to the R&B charts), as it was a top-10 hit that year for both the Chords (who first recorded the song) and The Crew-Cuts.[1] In 2004, it was ranked No. 215 on Rolling Stone's "Top 500 Best Songs of All Time".[2]

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What's in your current portfolio?

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The IEA is saying that oil demand will peak in 2028.

>> No.55290941

100% sofi

>> No.55290946

How red are we going to be when Jerome gives us a full percentage point rate hike as an attempt to shock the inflation out of the system?

>> No.55290949

IEA predicts permanent recession after 2028

>> No.55290951

We are going to have to hook up Ramesh with Teslas, shit is going to be lit in the second and third world yall.

>> No.55290970

Look I know I've been wrong about a lot of things. There was the time I said Russia would use Tactical Nuclear Weapons during the special military operation in the Ukraine. There was the time I said that the interest rates would go down. Then we had the time I said NVDA would miss earnings. The other 15 times I said we would have a recession. So I know I've got a bad track record here, but I am so confident right now that nothing can stop this summer rally, that I'm announcing my intentions to go all in on TQQQ for the rest of the summer.

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MONI will save you. Get some today

>> No.55290984

didnt read + nobody cares mongoloid

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>post snood
>long big tech
>make money

>> No.55290991

>baggot trying to use his curse to save his shorts
The scrapers are too smart for this

>> No.55290997

Yeah whatever. Miss out on the fucking greatest summer rally since the 2020 race riots.

>> No.55291006

Nah man, I'm going in, better late than never.

>> No.55291017

same, i'm buying this dip

>> No.55291019

You guys realize that Inflation is at 4% because May:

Energy: -11.7
Energy Services: 1.6

Energy: -5,1
Energy Services: 5,9

>> No.55291028

theres no way some of you guys seriously sell at a permanent loss... is there?

>> No.55291031


It's all energy. This will reverse in August.

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>> No.55291044

>its fomc day
>vix isnt budging
its so over

>> No.55291046

thanks weak hands for letting me buy dirt cheap

>> No.55291050

I think you might be the first person to realize this.

>> No.55291074

>Inflation moves in peaks and valleys while the fed lumbers along like a retard leaving bread crumbs for the connected to fleece the plebs just like every other cycle

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This is going to double from here due to the presence of high grade unmined vein material at Gold Point and the potential for wider than expected zones of mineralization. The known veins all remain open to extension along strike and to depth, and there are numerous other undrilled veins on the property.

>> No.55291081

Thanks, highly appreciated. The very first?

>> No.55291084

What the fuck is this Amazon crypto coin I keep seeing everyone mention. Is there any legitimacy to it? I’m an L6 and haven’t heard a single thing about it but if it’s true I’m intrigued.

>> No.55291087

Yeah of course, we all look at the breakdown of the prices
Housing, healthcare, everything core remaining sticky or moving higher
Used cars was what, +4% MoM?
healthcare +0.6% something like that?

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>> No.55291101

Nine of those price reports are any good. Inflation is still sticky and you wont be getting any cuts till atleast ,2025

He is gonna hike again. For good measure. He doesnt want to pause here and have energy move the CPI back up next month

>> No.55291107

I'm not sure, but it can't be disproven until/unless evidence is displayed that someone else posted the same idea earlier.

>> No.55291111

Midwit Here. So you are saying energy prices are falling significantly while the services are rising significantly higher? how the fuck does that work?

>> No.55291110

That's why you look at the core cpi...you retards didn't crack some sort fo code here....cpi is tanking and core cpi is steadily decreasing and came in slightly below forecast aswell, it's dropping albeit at a slower pace

>> No.55291115

That's what is weird, Used cars is increasing mom but is -4/-5 yoy.

>> No.55291116

he doesn't even look at the CPI data retard, he only cares about the PCE

>> No.55291133

fomc is today isnt it

>> No.55291141

It's that time of the month.

>> No.55291143


It's over


>> No.55291154

Serious question, how long until Powell?

>> No.55291156

Energy will move back anyways, depending on the future oil price. If it goes higher again the yoy inflation drop will become less.

June Oil price was practically the same as may, but dropping. Now it depends if Oil will rise in this june. July would be different even if Oil stays at 70, and even more August and September when we hit a low until October 1st.

But the market practically only reacts to Headline CPI, not core. If they would react to core we wouldn't rallye.

Yes Energy Services is divided in:
Utility (piped) gas service

>> No.55291163

And on shitty PCE core 3 weeks ago the market fuckin pumped. S&P was at 4150 back on last release.

>> No.55291172

>teach a man to fish

>> No.55291186

kind regret dumping my shorts? anyone going short? seems like suicide to buy em here, even though logically we should correct

>> No.55291190

Smartest post ITT

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I bet her asshole tastes like Tajin.

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based and minimalist pilled

>> No.55291217

Tom ?

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>now youse can't leave
Mumu walked into the wrong bear market. Now prepare for the greatest bull trap of all time to play out

>> No.55291230

Turns out DXY was the real bull trap

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>> No.55291276

Update, my $10k in AMD puts is about to turn to dust. Thanks MM's, totally organic on a flat day!

>> No.55291279

You guys got any plans for today? I was thinking of waiting for the morning sell off and getting my spy faggot's delights around 10:10

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Stay strong bobro. Soon we feast

>> No.55291297

>totally organic
Then you should've bought some vegan puts

>> No.55291300

Baggie tongues my anus. Thats it. Thats the post.

>> No.55291310

Like BYND puts? I mean nobody actually eats that shit except trannys, and everything tranny is a sell right now. BYND puts sounds like a great move right now.

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>> No.55291331

nothing happened do you faggots really have to do this every day

>> No.55291333
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Nailed it

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GBPbros we're back

>> No.55291345

Tech / semi stocks dumping premarket / during market open...

>> No.55291346
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Yes? Fuck you, no fun allowed police.

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it wasn't funny the first time, still isn't funny today. you guys should just abandon life, and stop being a waste of oxygen

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>> No.55291366

chink EVs are my jam

>> No.55291378

Karen 2.0

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What are you gonna do? oh right, nothing.

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>> No.55291386

seriously stop with the shitposts

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Shut up baggie

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>> No.55291402

Buy SOXL calls for next and the following week throughout today and more at 1pm?

>> No.55291407

WTF is going on with healthcare?

>> No.55291410

Sorry, I'm just a little upset because now that Vegas won the Stanley cup I have to wait until fucking October or some shit to start betting on hockey again.

>> No.55291411

Le Karen

>> No.55291423

okay Karen

>> No.55291424

funny thing is, she looks worse on the drawing and he almost better, because his nose isn't as crooked in the drawing.

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Hot damn the shitposting is on hours before FOMC. Let's go boys.

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>> No.55291438

Feeling pretty stupid right now for closing out all my GBP at $1.25. What makes it so bullish?

>> No.55291442

Man REITs be crushing it right now... anyone know why?

>> No.55291448

Because commercial RE is a great investment right now.

>> No.55291451

Higher inflation for longer means rents go up.

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I lost everything because nothing happened

>> No.55291471

what category would /smg/ fall into?

>> No.55291479

So is today a crab day?

>> No.55291483

>Higher inflation for longer means rents go up.
but everyone is saying we beat inflation with 4%

Im not saying im smart but shit is fucking out of balance.

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Colonies are back and they're deporting all foreigners.

>> No.55291486

sofichads we are sooooo gmi

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I should've bought some SOFI about a month ago.

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For another 4ish hours, then it gets astoundingly schizo.

>> No.55291506

what do you think?

>> No.55291510

lmao isn't that the exact opposite of what he's saying in that scene ?

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>implying /smg/ makes a living in this business

>> No.55292066

>market goes directly against me
I'm not a schizo, I just have awful luck.

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You guys