/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.55270224]

previous: >>55267550

>starting out
https://pastebin.com/5k97ei9V

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/f8Pa7nGg

>Basic Boomer ETF investing
https://pastebin.com/HcSq25Ns
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Options resources
https://pastebin.com/szHJ2xNF

>Educational sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>upcoming news and reports
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.earningswhispers.com/

[Anonymous No.55270232]

intc doubters wya

[Anonymous No.55270235]

SOXL

[Anonymous No.55270237]

SPX will pump soon

[Anonymous No.55270244]

Blizzard is one of the biggest goyslop producers in the world

[Anonymous No.55270248]

SIGA homophobes

[Anonymous No.55270251]

>Daddio gave me 50k and said anything I net in on it I can keep but if it ever goes below 40k he's taking the money back
Brehs... I think I'm going all in on SOFI

[Anonymous No.55270252]

Why the frick is gasoline still so expensive despite oil being at a 2 year low? This sucks and I’m tired of it.

[Anonymous No.55270253]

hey oil chudddds...

[Anonymous No.55270255]

SOFI WW@

[Anonymous No.55270266]

>>55270224
There's too much "anti white" sentiment in Diablo 4.
[SPOILER]The (((goal))) of the game is to kill the hot white demon lady, of course. Which coincidentally is considered "the mother" of the realm you're residing in.[/SPOILER]
Actually, kind of like on this planet where most of human advancement originated from the ideas of white skinned people.

[Anonymous No.55270272]

>The mumu, not unlike the Jew, overstays his welcome. He becomes complacent and fat on the pump and dump AI mania. He calls out to the other mumus: “buy every dip! Fundamentals don’t matter in a bull market! Higher for longer!” mumu’s enjoy a strength in numbers not seen in other species. But his euphoria can blind him to the surrounding dangers. In the darkest corners and deepest caves lives the mortal enemy of the mumu: the bobo. A solitary silent and patient creature, the bobo waits in hiding, sometimes surviving on only the tiniest morsels to keep him nourished while he waits for his feast. Now is one such time. The unsuspecting mumu is completely blindsided by obvious economic and technical factors that lead to his downfall. And so the bobo having waited patiently devours the helpless mumu.

[Anonymous No.55270275]

>>55270251
You should probably spend it on breast implants and hrt.

[Anonymous No.55270284]

>>55270253
limp dicked faggot princes seething

[Anonymous No.55270290]

>>55270011
>That's why NVDA and AMD could realistically double in price every two weeks once it gets going
This is who you are taking financial advice from.

[Anonymous No.55270292]

Robinhood just started offering both custom and pre-made stock screeners, drop some of your favorite screening methods pl0x so I can lose money alongside (You)

[Anonymous No.55270299]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.55270302]

>VIX up
>stocks also up

[Anonymous No.55270305]

>>55270299

[Anonymous No.55270310]

>>55270232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfCLt0kTd5E

[Anonymous No.55270311]

>>55270302
>VIX up
>stocks up
>rates up
>dxy up
The new normal

[Anonymous No.55270317]

hey guys thoughts on investing in antimony, looks like it has a bright future over the next decades.

[Anonymous No.55270323]

stop the count! completely organic action! do not question the narrative! lock her up! ridin wit biden! etc

[Anonymous No.55270326]

>>55270224
I told you fags about NCLH and cruise stocks in general. But you tards just refuse to listen to good advice

[Anonymous No.55270331]

>>55270311
and it's beautiful

[Anonymous No.55270353]

CAN WE PLEASE ADDRESS THE FACT THAT WOMEN ARE HORRIBLE CREATURES

[Anonymous No.55270357]

Is KEY kill?

[Anonymous No.55270358]

Every time $SPY starts picking up momentum, immediate selling to open on the 5min candle. This is just getting hilarious to me.

[Anonymous No.55270366]

>>55270311
Welcome to stocks, where it's all fake and gay and nothing makes sense.

[Anonymous No.55270367]

>>55270253

Even those baggies on the gaymestop general are making money while I'm holding worthless oil bags, $66 WTI oil fuck me

[Anonymous No.55270375]

>>55270317
>antimony
yeah but dont expect a huge pump, typically up to 0.4050

[Anonymous No.55270380]

URANIUM KNGS have landed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PAKd6VcNVY

https://dsiac.org/articles/how-fear-of-nuclear-power-is-hurting-our-ability-to-generate-clean-energy/

Nuclear advocate makes an observation on the
URANIUM and Alien Crafts coincidences...they will INHERIT THE EARTH

[Anonymous No.55270387]

What will happen on quad witching day

[Anonymous No.55270396]

>>55270244
love me some blizzard slop. simple as

[Anonymous No.55270399]

>>55270387

[Anonymous No.55270400]

>>55270387
Only three witches will show up because there aren't single stock futures anymore.

[Anonymous No.55270408]

>>55270311
Its been long over due

[Anonymous No.55270415]

>>55270367
Probably typical monday dump and tomorrow pump for no reason.

[Anonymous No.55270417]

>>55270387
Sexy witches.

[Anonymous No.55270423]

UUUU bros, we’re back

[Anonymous No.55270428]

>>55270387
I have four chances to lose my virginity.

[Anonymous No.55270431]

W-why is Key Bank down so much?

[Anonymous No.55270438]

rate my new test folio (it has real money in it)
NEGG (not sure why i bought this)
GDXJ
GDX
CHAT
AAPL

[Anonymous No.55270445]

>>55270438
>not sure why i bought this
1/10

[Anonymous No.55270450]

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

[Anonymous No.55270454]

>>55270375
i was thinking of holding for like a decade while slowly accumulating, not really expecting anything to come from it for years, judging by the volume vs total shares i think thats a majority of peoples plans with it

[Anonymous No.55270464]

>>55270438
>(not sure why i bought this)
Absolutely based investment strategy.

[Anonymous No.55270473]

When are we going to break out of this channel

[Anonymous No.55270476]

Is it true that there will never be any more dips to slurp? It's just all up all the time from now on?

[Anonymous No.55270480]

FACT: Mexican labor is now 35% cheaper than Chinese labor

FACT: Chinese population is shrinking, while Mexico's is growing and has a glut of young laborers

FACT: China is pivooting away from the "factory of the world" model and towards "USA of the East" model

FACT: rising shipping costs WILL move US imports closer to home

Given the above, how the heck does one go all-in on Mexico? Not even just ETFs (also the Mexico ETF is called EWW, heh...), I want to make as much money on the rise of Mexico as possible. What do?

[Anonymous No.55270487]

>>55270473

[Anonymous No.55270495]

Is there actually any point of entering "income" ETF's like TLT, HYG, JNK, O, PFF, if it isn't during a "crash scenario"?
Barely any of these have weekly options to meaningfully finesse a position. (TLT & HYG have)
Looking at the chart of PFF for example it seems that within the last 15 years only the "crash scenarios" led to reasonable points of entry. (2008/2009; 2020)
Monthly income from the stock market isn't that easy, it seems.
>inb4 all the covered call wizards making 10% a month

[Anonymous No.55270498]

Uh-oh-spaghetti-o! Looks like we've got more bank failures on our hands. :^)

[Anonymous No.55270509]

>>55270248
ong im so bullish its unreal no cap

[Anonymous No.55270520]

one thousand dollars (per share)
nigger

[Anonymous No.55270523]

Guilliman would go 100% AAPL RIGHT NOW

[Anonymous No.55270527]

>>55270480
fact: browns are dumb and powerless
fact: asians are smart and powerful

[Anonymous No.55270529]

>>55270473
fomc not before

[Anonymous No.55270532]

>>55270445
>>55270464
thanks, i woke up and it was in my portfolio. im going for 10% commodities, 20% consumer goods, and 70% AI because why the fuck wouldnt i ride the next hype bubble.

[Anonymous No.55270545]

>>55270532
>i woke up and it was in my portfolio
well i don't see how can you lose

[Anonymous No.55270549]

>>55270251
Just loophole him and put it all in JEPI and collect $500 a month.

[Anonymous No.55270551]

>>55270480
Invest in your local drug dealer

[Anonymous No.55270554]

>>55270527
fact: exploiting the dumb and powerless is highly profitable

[Anonymous No.55270559]

There are analysts here right now in /smg/ gauging sentiment and bobo and mumu posting and inversing that.

[Anonymous No.55270573]

>>55270532
>I see all kinds of fucking Cessnas farting around in the sky all day long
>Buy TXT

t. 200 IQ chad

[Anonymous No.55270574]

>>55270251
Some kind of dividend play?
VOO or VGT is what I’d go all in on

[Anonymous No.55270577]

>>55270559
now will JPOW take out his dick and cockslap fintwit or cuck out?

[Anonymous No.55270591]

upward pressure building

[Anonymous No.55270596]

>>55270251
>>55270574
But you shouldn’t take any advice from me anyway. I’ve got 3k in UNG at a DCA of $7 so

[Anonymous No.55270599]

Can someone please explain to me why a strong dollar would be bad stocks? The US is an import economy so a strong dollar is good. If the dollar were to shit itself, the inflation might actually become a problem.
Also why in hell are oil stocks so damn resilient to the falling price of oil? I know they have contracts for years and whatnot but come on... the stocks are almost ATH

[Anonymous No.55270602]

>>55270480
At the end of the day, you basically invest in Mexico by investing in the US. Ask yourself, where will the construction equipment to build factories in Mexico? It’s probably an American vehicle that may or may not have been built in Mexico. The real mindset should be the continued expansion of the US’ Sunbelt to include parts of Mexico.

[Anonymous No.55270605]

Key Bank will be in receivership by next week. Screencap this post.

[Anonymous No.55270608]

VIX market maker paypigs tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.55270610]

>>55270527
>fact: asians are smart and powerful
This. Invest in Vanguard Phillipines 500 (ticker FLIP).

[Anonymous No.55270617]

>>55270272
based

[Anonymous No.55270621]

>>55270610
Philippines is the Mexico of asia anon.

[Anonymous No.55270646]

Hold on more banks are kaput?

[Anonymous No.55270650]

>NASDAQ DOWN 11% (NDAQ)
NASDAQ DOWN 11% (NDAQ)
>NASDAQ DOWN 11% (NDAQ)
NASDAQ DOWN 11% (NDAQ)

[Anonymous No.55270652]

Lmao, and the debt ceiling deal prevents the possibility of any new bailouts. GG bullcucks.

[Anonymous No.55270654]

>>55270621
Literally, I went scuba diving there in 2015 and it felt like I was in Mexico.

[Anonymous No.55270660]

>>55270527
>Asians
>smart
Anon the smart one's risked their life to come to the u.s. The other "smart" one's are what you see on liveleak and rekt threads

[Anonymous No.55270661]

it's pumping again

[Anonymous No.55270668]

I should have bought Oracle

[Anonymous No.55270675]

>>55270573
dude that stock crabs up slowly, looks like every few years is a good entry.

[Anonymous No.55270676]

>>55270668
You should've bought Xpeng. They're up 15% today.

[Anonymous No.55270687]

>>55270599
>US is an import economy
Big dumb moment, US is one of the largest exporters in the world

[Anonymous No.55270702]

Oh fuck, it's spreading. Now all the regionals are starting to shit blood lmfao.

[Anonymous No.55270704]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CmadmM5cOk
INTC 33

[Anonymous No.55270708]

slurping $AAP and $DG, easy low risk boomer plays for a 20-30% bounce within the next 3 months

[Anonymous No.55270712]

>>55270687
Smoke and mirrors, nigger.

[Anonymous No.55270715]

>>55270675
It was a really solid buy coming out of the pandemic. They’ve got a solid order book of private jets that probably won’t get cancelled outside of a truly massive recession.

[Anonymous No.55270718]

>>55270599
Strong dollar means fewer dollars can buy more shares thus share price down. Also high oil prices have long correlated with trouble for stocks so you have it backwards

[Anonymous No.55270735]

>>55270480
mexican bonds are currently paying huge interest, and the USDMXN recently broke below a multiyear support. Most of the big companies operating out of mexico are US Walmart-tier multinationals

[Anonymous No.55270741]

More kike bullshit in the market today. I just wanted a fucking move but nobody wants to fucking do anything but take 1 point scalps

[Anonymous No.55270750]

>>55270480
Hold stock in railroad companies that service texas permian basin and go through mexico. Buy and hold distressed or undeveloped property no further north then detroit or chicago no further east then the eastern side of the applachia mountain range,no further west then st louis no further south of memphis tn. Try to find the property that meets these conditions and is within a days drive of railroad that goes to mexico. Reinvest dividends from railroad stocks into energy intensive to make hand tools to build up your property that you pay land taxes on through railroad dividends. Short EV companies and any company that is copper intensive in its manufacturing or relies on coastal city consumer markets with dying infrastructure like philadelphia and I-95. Research and buy textile manufacturers stocks with strong cash flows that reposition operations from asia to mexico.

[Anonymous No.55270754]

>>55270251
I don’t know know but I’m glad I bought on Friday. Mid term it could be good no matter how loan payments play out, but it is a retard proof service for that specific use. Just follow stupid money for as long as you can. If it actually does reach $10 dollars I’m probably going to cash out, because I’ve had few if any wins lately.

[Anonymous No.55270755]

>>55270715
i added to my watch list. it looks like 60- 62 might be a good entry.

[Anonymous No.55270763]

I was promised a god damn recession where is it

[Anonymous No.55270775]

Jesus Christ. This is only the bottom?

[Anonymous No.55270780]

>>55270763
Working on it.

[Anonymous No.55270783]

when we thinking the target/bud buyback?

[Anonymous No.55270786]

>>55270266
>playing a blizzard game
>the year of our Lord, 2023

[Anonymous No.55270797]

This trading range shit will never end

[Anonymous No.55270802]

>>55270783
After troon month ends it may be worth at least seeing when negative sentiment dies down. These companies aren’t going anywhere

[Anonymous No.55270803]

>>55270783
Bud is a terrible stock. Target is buyable now

[Anonymous No.55270823]

>>55270652
>and the debt ceiling deal prevents the possibility of any new bailouts

[Anonymous No.55270825]

What's up with Shopify? They're now my best performing stock.

[Anonymous No.55270829]

HOLY SHIT SOXL SISSIES

[Anonymous No.55270832]

Up 1% so far today

[Anonymous No.55270850]

>>55270803
Target is tradable but you can’t invest in it, the company is literally being robbed blind by shoplifters

[Anonymous No.55270854]

i just bought PLTR in my Roth IRA... ama

[Anonymous No.55270858]

>>55270480
Chink labor is 40% smarter than spic labor tho

[Anonymous No.55270860]

>>55270599
If you price in dollars, things become more expensive for the rest of the world.

If you price in their local currency, you make less margin.

Strong dollars only benefit companies than sell primarily to US citizens.

[Anonymous No.55270862]

>>55270850
The old fashioned "nig & dump", where you short a company then induce niggers to rob & vandalise it

[Anonymous No.55270867]

>>55270750
Beautiful stuff, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.55270868]

>>55270829
SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for newer, faster, more is insatiable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones,
medical devices, microcontrollers, networking gear, machine learning, Large Language Models, surveillance, infrastructure, military, the list goes on. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, demand requires bigger, faster, cheaper, better. The clamor for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender, asshole virginity or other vain conceit. The multitude speaks in singular. The plea: semicondu
ctor.
SOXL couples a single ETF entry point with the the best companies the space has to offer then pushes the already stellar returns to the limit with 3x leverage. With SOXL your economic interests are aligned with hardware powerhouses TSMC, Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, ASML, Broadcom, AMD, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. Real tech companies with innovative products people want, not """tech""" """companies""" pushing shitty ads. And like all leveraged ETFs, SOXL is rebalanced daily, accelerating gains in an upmarket while eliminating margin risks in a down.
In the last 9 years, SOXL has exploded over 170x (not even counting dividends!) yet still we are early. Semiconductor growth will proceed exponentially until every viable space is saturated with it. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and compelling outcomes make it so. The injection of increasingly compact and efficient sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, storage, and machine learning into everywhere and everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXL holders planted firmly at the receiving end. Stop waiting for the "pullback". Where we're going, fretting over a few dollars is meaningless. The deliberation is over; waiting is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

[Anonymous No.55270903]

>>55270750
post some tickers you fucking macaco

[Anonymous No.55270917]

>>55270868
Do you just hold SOXL long term or do you hold for a day at a time? Leveraged ETFs have theta decay right?

[Anonymous No.55270937]

>>55270687
Yep. The US is the number one exporter of inflation. The monetary system depends on it.

[Anonymous No.55270956]

sqqq has royally fucked me

[Anonymous No.55270959]

>>55270917
You could hold it long term but you'd have to deal with some extreme drawdowns from time to time. You'd still come out ahead and very rich if you could keep from selling the bottom but that's tough. I know my limits so I hold leveraged ETFs when the market is doing well and sell out when things start getting iffy. My go-to signals to gauge the market's health are volatility and the VIX complex. Do some backtests and see what volatility percentiles correlate with market strength, find the best range of numbers and you'll transcend

[Anonymous No.55270967]

>>55270917
The theta decay on leveraged ETFs is negligible, people only talk about it as the mechanism for how the leverage is possible. The real concern is just consecutive losing days

[Anonymous No.55270971]

/smg/ vix at all time lows

[Anonymous No.55270977]

>>55270763
We're already in it but they won't admit it until it's impossible to ignore. In '08 when the NBER finally declared official recession they dated its beginning an entire year before the announcement. They waited a couple months after Lehmann and the first big market dump to call it.

[Anonymous No.55270984]

>>55270959
>>55270967
Thanks anons

[Anonymous No.55270996]

>>55270977
WHERES MY MARKET DUMP REEEE

[Anonymous No.55270999]

>>55270967
>The real concern is just consecutive losing days
but then when you have the winning days it doesn't rebound the way you thought. HEEMED by theta decay without realizing it

[Anonymous No.55271002]

Did gensler get got or is crypto doomed?

[Anonymous No.55271011]

maybe this time is different

[Anonymous No.55271031]

>>55270971
i high yield curve is bad, thats how recessions happen, low yield is good :)

[Anonymous No.55271087]

yeah i really need TQQQ to be under 30 by opex

[Anonymous No.55271124]

Russell owes me sex

[Anonymous No.55271129]

>>55270999
This is what I thought. We don't have SOXL in my cunt but I'll try a 3x lev semis ETF tomorrow. Trouble is there's not much liquidity, I was in profit in QQQ5 earlier but I couldn't sell for much profit before day's close.

[Anonymous No.55271130]

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvn23AOdP_M

[Anonymous No.55271182]

>>55271031

[Anonymous No.55271188]

Shorted 5 mins ago, exactly a few second before the pump, lmao. I'm so good at shorting the pump

[Anonymous No.55271191]

>>55271188
GG

[Anonymous No.55271208]

How the fuck does this clown market keep going up with this Biden bullshit, high interest rates, and high inflation?

[Anonymous No.55271226]

>>55271208
Biden is faking the inflation data. Stocks are going down in real terms.

[Anonymous No.55271230]

>>55271208
you going to best against a self made blue collar man from Scranton?

[Anonymous No.55271253]

>there are people making 5% PER YEAR in money market funds
>while bullchads make 10% guaranteed risk-free PER MONTH in tech stocks

[Anonymous No.55271274]

>>55270331
I've got, uh, Chet's danding buyin jotto.

[Anonymous No.55271282]

>>55271208
if it pumps, it pumps

if it dumps, it dumps

[Anonymous No.55271290]

>>55271253
this will probably go on for all foreseeable future

[Anonymous No.55271296]

>>55271253
It's 10% per day

[Anonymous No.55271306]

the market was red for so long...this pumping has got me fucked up. seriously i cant even decide what to do.
>short get heemed
>long get dumped on and become bagholder
>hedge get fucked
>play vol get fucked

[Anonymous No.55271312]

OTHER THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jGtrvuNv90
He said 24-7 I be on call
He use his vacation days to watch Babylon fall
Numbskulls.. get to stepping they dumb dull
And how he rep the mic is like the weapon from Krull
Cats be like "what's wrong with your man black?"
Biohazard suit and Van Grack for the anthrax
Jeez and can't get no peace
Form blazin sword for the police robeast
Cochise, write a rhyme like a book report
And sell it to a rookie you could tell by the hook he bought
You ain't know he sell hooks and choruses?
They couldn't bang the slang if they looked in thesauruses

[Anonymous No.55271323]

>>55271296
>It's 10% per day
For some individual stocks and leveraged ETFs, yeah, it's averaged 10% per day. For conservative QQQ investors it's a steady guaranteed 10% per month
>>55271290
>this will probably go on for all foreseeable future
Yes it will, especially now that interest rates don't matter anymore. The Fed's biggest threat has been proven worthless

[Anonymous No.55271332]

>>55271323
>The Fed's biggest threat has been proven worthless
isn't the new possibility they bark even louder?

[Anonymous No.55271338]

I'm shorting SPY back to $380

[Anonymous No.55271348]

>>55271338
from where? $442?

[Anonymous No.55271352]

>>55271338
i shorted it from $431.50 back to $431.30 :)

[Anonymous No.55271354]

>>55271332
>isn't the new possibility they bark even louder?
Would anyone care? Rates could go to 10% and stocks will still pump. They have nothing left. They'll pause on Wednesday and we'll be at new ATHs in a week. NVDA will hit $1000 easily and AAPL $250

[Anonymous No.55271371]

>>55271354
thanks for the top signal

[Anonymous No.55271375]

>>55271332
It doesn't matter. These treasury yields are just fresh printed money. It's no different than a crypto coin offering staking rewards. Perhaps the SEC should sue the fed.

[Anonymous No.55271377]

>>55271354
>Rates could go to 10% and stocks will still pump
I'll take the risk free 10% any day

[Anonymous No.55271381]

>>55271371
>thanks for the top signal
Lmao we've heard that so many times the past 6 months. When we get to S&P 6000 then we can think about the top

[Anonymous No.55271398]

>>55271377
>I'll take the risk free 10% any day
NVDA has less risk than treasuries right now. The VIX is so low and megacap techs are so strong that they are unironically safer than the US government. I get 10% risk free per month from QQQ

[Anonymous No.55271401]

the market WILL remain irrational far longer than you can tolerate shorting it.

[Anonymous No.55271410]

Hello /smg/? What's in your IRA?

[Anonymous No.55271412]

Finally, a permanent high

[Anonymous No.55271425]

>>55271401
By shorting stocks you're really going leveraged long USD. At the same time that the fed prints 5% per year to cover treasury debt, and the overall deficit is ramping once again.

[Anonymous No.55271427]

>>55271410
400 shares of $TQQQ

[Anonymous No.55271439]

>>55271398
but buying qqq is suboptimal because all the shit no growth companies its comprised of weight down the good companies.
the actual optimal 0 risk, high reward strategy is just buying individual tech megacap stocks like aapl and msft

[Anonymous No.55271456]

BA bros
we soarin'

[Anonymous No.55271461]

>>55271427
are you me?
quick, check if your foreskin grew back

[Anonymous No.55271463]

>>55271410
Safe boomer index funds

[Anonymous No.55271467]

>>55270577
Cuck out thats all hes done the entire time while raising the rates. Acts so woshy washy like hes about to immediately push it to 0%. Sheesh either ramp it up or shut up jerome. Annoying hearing his take when he doesnt even stand firmly on the direction

[Anonymous No.55271471]

>>55271425
That's what I'm looking for. King dollar will crush foreign currencies as the global economy slows. It should have happened in October but Japan started selling dollars and the Fed was offering swap lines. Deficit doesn't matter until it's time for the dollar to die. I don't think that will happen until after there's another big rip in DXY.

[Anonymous No.55271472]

>>55271410
JEPI

[Anonymous No.55271491]

>>55271398
>megacap tech
>safer than the US government
They ARE the US government. I bought the NATO AI today in my Roth (PLTR). Was debating on 100 shares of NVDA or 1000 shares of PLTR with cash to spare for my "covered short strangle" strategy. NVDA might have more room to run, but I'm taking a chance on the NATO language learning company.

[Anonymous No.55271503]

>>55271425
you are a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.55271507]

>>55271461
I literally forgot I had them. Just sold some $41 CC's on them along with the other 400 shares in my SIMPLE and $QQQ LEAPS.

[Anonymous No.55271515]

>>55271354
He calls in rate cuts and im going in hard on calls. Dont care what that barking chihuahua has to say. Doesnt even have confidence during rate hikes and dodging questions on what will happen next meeting but certainly doesnt dodge it anywhere as hard when pauses/cuts happen. He signals that and its time for me to get rich. Use their own market for my gain

[Anonymous No.55271519]

>>55271503
I'm sorry that you're having trouble coping in this ponzi economy

[Anonymous No.55271525]

Holy banking fuck ups Batman. What next, credit debt bubbles gonna pop too?

>>55270224
Is the new Diablo game any good? I'm tempted but that always online bullshit irks me.

[Anonymous No.55271530]

>>55271439
>the actual optimal 0 risk, high reward strategy is just buying individual tech megacap stocks like aapl and msft
True, I have individual stocks too. I buy QQQ to have a bit of diversification and the 10% risk free monthly gain. I also have NVDA, MSFT, AAPL, and NFLX so that I can double my money every few months. Once AI starts self-evolving I expect NVDA to double in share price every two weeks or so
>>55271491
>They ARE the US government.
Yep, at this point I wouldn't be surprised to see NVDA bonds yielding lower than treasuries. Apple bonds should already have a credit spread with treasuries yielding more
>>55271515
>He calls in rate cuts and im going in hard on calls
Even if he raises rates, does it really matter? He could raise by 100bps and tech stocks will pump even more

[Anonymous No.55271531]

>>55271519
Keep coping while others make money.

I called you a retard because you think shorting the market = long usd.

[Anonymous No.55271535]

Will AMZN fix their margin deterioration or no? This pump on those shares feels sus.

[Anonymous No.55271546]

>>55271525
>blizzard
>2023
>good

[Anonymous No.55271547]

>>55271535
>Will AMZN fix their margin deterioration or no?
Does it really matter? Next earnings call Bezos can just say that AI will reduce their expenses to 0 by 2040 and the company valuation will expand infinitely

[Anonymous No.55271558]

>>55271531
>Keep coping while others make money.
I'm not the one shorting this rally. lmao.

Perhaps try and activate a few neurons to seriously contemplate the meaning of my previous post before running around like a child calling everyone a retard.

[Anonymous No.55271561]

>>55271525
>Is the new Diablo game any good? I'm tempted but that always online bullshit irks me
Just play Project Diablo 2. It's kinda dead right now but it should pick back up once a new season starts in a couple months.

[Anonymous No.55271577]

>>55271547
Bezos isn’t on the calls anymore
>>55271535
I need more Amazon pump despite my DCA

[Anonymous No.55271587]

>>55270903
I hold canadian pacific kansas city (ticker CP) cause it fits a multidecade hold matching my thesis. I don't see how retail can game a lot of tech stocks and find decent long term growers. The environment changed and old fashioned banking and financial institutes aren't needed for newer tech "growth" companies compared to the dotcom bubble, there's already whale tech companies from the past 2 decades that can run their own investment games and be capital providers. Here's something I noticed, 3d printer manufacturer "desktop metal" has alphabet inc on its list of larger holders. Politics aside I think the ESG blackrock thing was just old players from the 20th century trying to keep clients that are now going to bank of google or bank of amazon.

[Anonymous No.55271607]

fuck there is profit taking in my stokkerino

[Anonymous No.55271619]

worst /smg/ of all time
worst S&P of all time

[Anonymous No.55271626]

>>55271607
hmm wonder why

[Anonymous No.55271635]

Where is CAM ON drum guy for 25? WE NEED YOU PAPI

[Anonymous No.55271647]

>>55271547
I swear, does anybody else think that this whole AI fad is the new Dot Com Bubble? I got a bad feeling that something is gonna cause it all to crash down.

[Anonymous No.55271661]

>>55271626
seems to be a level since this is the second time there is big selling here

[Anonymous No.55271668]

>>55271647
>Apple
>30 PE
>Amazon
>300
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.55271670]

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

[Anonymous No.55271683]

>>55271647
AI is just the new bubble in our multi bubble market.

[Anonymous No.55271693]

>>55271683
if the underlying bubble bursts, what happens then?

[Anonymous No.55271698]

AAAAH WHY IS SHE DYING?

[Anonymous No.55271702]

>>55271693
A new bubble will be created to takes its place, and the whole cycle will begin again.

[Anonymous No.55271703]

>>55270750
That basically means TN, KY, IL, IN, OH, WV, and the mountain parts of PA, MD, VA, and NC.

[Anonymous No.55271713]

Cruise niggas, why didn't you spoon feed me nclh?

[Anonymous No.55271719]

>>55271647
>I got a bad feeling that something is gonna cause it all to crash down.
Dude AI is gonna self-evolve like in the movies. Stocks will never go down ever again once AI evolves enough to manage it all. It'll work like this: AI doubles in intelligence every two weeks = double computing power needed every two weeks = NVDA share price doubles every two weeks = indices double every two weeks because they will be entirely megacap tech. Bullchads understand this

[Anonymous No.55271721]

>>55271647
AI is still contained in a few stocks, it hasn't infected the whole market yet like dotcom

[Anonymous No.55271742]

>>55271719
>Self evolve

Skynet vibes right now

[Anonymous No.55271766]

jpow about to gape all retail bears

[Anonymous No.55271769]

>>55271719
alternative version: AI monetizes humans emotions and manipulates the markets down, profiting on shorts, mangling bulls and when there are minimum money in the market AI doesn't sell anything, instant pump ensues and all bears are fucked aswell and boom all capital is in the hands of indisclosed AI overlords

[Anonymous No.55271776]

>>55271702

Will there ever be a bubble to end all bubbles?

[Anonymous No.55271782]

>>55271769
If AI is that intelligent that means it needs a lot of computing power which means NVDA will have a 20 trillion dollar market cap minimum which means the indices will be mooning regardless of what AI wants. Checkmate bobo

[Anonymous No.55271786]

>>55271776
the one we are in is literally this, when you adjust for rates the stock market is more overvalued than at the height of covid squeeze

[Anonymous No.55271787]

nice dump retard hedies, we're already back

[Anonymous No.55271793]

ALERT!
NEW PARADIGM!

[Anonymous No.55271794]

>>55271412
s-still short and strong

[Anonymous No.55271795]

BOBO??

[Anonymous No.55271799]

>>55271786
>when you adjust for rates
Except that rates don't matter anymore. If anything higher rates are bullish for the indices because they wipe out small businesses and therefore concentrate all the money in megacaps

[Anonymous No.55271803]

>>55271795
I'm okay thanks, this is just more upside for me

[Anonymous No.55271805]

bobos?

[Anonymous No.55271810]

This is literally the second /smg/ of the day. We're close.

[Anonymous No.55271816]

>>55271799
of course it doesn't matter anymore, it's peak clown, the federal reserve is shaping it's policy based off the frequency "LOL" and "XD" is tweeted

[Anonymous No.55271823]

>>55270224
>>55270224
My family sold a house for 500k, they gave me all the money to invest. I put a bit into soxl at 45, then at 30, then at 20. By the end I have 400k invested into soxl and my break even price is $31

I kept averaging down, I don't know how I held for over a year with a 80% loss, feeling cautiously optimistic now.

I will sell 20% of my position when we hit 45 and everything when we hit previous ATH

At least I learned I can tolerate big drawdowns. Am I a retard or a genius?

[Anonymous No.55271835]

>>55271823
Wait, never mind.

[Anonymous No.55271837]

>>55271823
potentially a very lucky retard

[Anonymous No.55271838]

>Private enterprise are working with this technology. Aerospace and defence projects.
reminder
buy Lockheed before it shoots up to 1k+

[Anonymous No.55271847]

>>55271816
Does this mean I can pump my bags by hiring a botnet to post loads of negative comments about the economy?

[Anonymous No.55271853]

>>55271847
unironically you can

[Anonymous No.55271856]

>>55271823
This is good, you are essentially my inverse. So no matter what happens, one of us wins.

Good luck :)

[Anonymous No.55271866]

Is this modest pump a precursor to a soft inflation print? Investors expecting cpi to hit at or below forecast? And hence a more dovish fed?

[Anonymous No.55271877]

>>55271866
pump before news = dump the news
dump before news = pump the news

[Anonymous No.55271881]

>>55271866
The pump is due to me buying puts last week.

[Anonymous No.55271883]

>>55271823
holy fuck psycho

[Anonymous No.55271908]

>>55271883
I would have broke even by now if I put the remaining 100k into soxl at $7-10 but I was afraid of my family asking me for spending money.

[Anonymous No.55271913]

>>55271866
>Is this modest pump a precursor to a soft inflation print?
No, CPI doesn't matter anymore. If CPI comes in soft then the market will pump because of predicted rate cuts.
If CPI comes in hot the market will pump because higher inflation means more profit for companies.
So no, this isn't a precursor to a soft inflation print. All news is good news, inflation doesn't matter anymore

[Anonymous No.55271925]

>>55271823
>It's at $24
Bro.

[Anonymous No.55271927]

Hello, please shill me a meme stock to put this 5k

[Anonymous No.55271929]

Whatever, I guess I'm participating in clown market until the next crisis hits and shit hits the fan

[Anonymous No.55271934]

>>55271823
Your family gave you $500k to invest and you threw the entire inheritance into a 3x LETF that some band of retards shilled who patted themselves on the back until they broke their wrists because they were investing in a zero interest rate environment? Best pray Jpow is a nice guy next FOMC and pauses/cuts rates I guess.

[Anonymous No.55271935]

>>55271838
It's pissing me off today desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.55271936]

>>55271925
It was $7 at one point anon and I held.

[Anonymous No.55271944]

>>55271936
fuck man.

[Anonymous No.55271948]

>>55271823
balls of steel

[Anonymous No.55271950]

>>55271934
I make 110k a year and I figured I would pay them back without telling them if I blew the port. I also kept investing my own money.

[Anonymous No.55271953]

arabs must be seething at the oil price

[Anonymous No.55271973]

>>55271913
He will still not cut until mid 2024 or even later. He knows what will happen if he does. And he knows it's not wage increases that drive inflation.

[Anonymous No.55272042]

>>55271823
>My family sold a house for 500k, they gave me all the money to invest. I put a bit into soxl at 45, then at 30, then at 20. By the end I have 400k invested into soxl and my break even price is $31
This is the same poster that was calling me a retard earlier. Holy shit. LMAO.
I could tell you were pretty financially illiterate from those earlier replies, but this is... impressive

[Anonymous No.55272048]

So guess this bubble go til q2 earnings...

[Anonymous No.55272055]

Large money managers at institutions are colluding on what levels they want the market to be on certain dates. They use encrypted chat apps and phones to avoid the SEC catching them. Highly illegal but the SEC has no way of catching them.

[Anonymous No.55272062]

>>55271253
I got tired of holding meme AI stocks and went into a MMF. Probably a bad idea since there might be a pause coming soon and if there are rate cuts happening on the horizon stocks are going to crash big time along with reduced money coming in from MMF per month.

[Anonymous No.55272072]

nice my stocks selloff eased and is back to going up. hope i get close to 0% day.

[Anonymous No.55272151]

>>55272042
Imagine giving your autistic son all of your money to invest and he throws it into a leveraged ETF.

[Anonymous No.55272155]

Aight, I'm officially scared of the SOXL pump

[Anonymous No.55272157]

Did we ever get a new video from rocker?

[Anonymous No.55272168]

>>55272151
Wow, look who showed up. Just asking about you

[Anonymous No.55272198]

>>55272155
>soxl pumping
>nvda still 388
over the cliff

[Anonymous No.55272222]

>>55272157
No my sister conveniently is staying with me because she's getting divorced. She's cramping my style. I have no idea when she's leaving either because she's too scared to tell my parents.

[Anonymous No.55272223]

>>430380069
dirty laundry

[Anonymous No.55272231]

>>>/pol/430380069
dirty laundry

[Anonymous No.55272233]

>AMD
>>55271525
No. Just torrent Diablo 2 or play Path of Exile.

[Anonymous No.55272239]

>>55272222
checked and put her in the video and monetize it for these autistic faggots.

[Anonymous No.55272244]

>>55271973
Now that rates don't matter anymore the Fed might never need to cut. What reason is there to cut rates if stocks keep going higher?

[Anonymous No.55272250]

>>55272222
checked and have her browse /smg/ with you

[Anonymous No.55272258]

>>55272244
they will have to hike rate next meeting cause stock is too high -> wealth effect -> inflation.

[Anonymous No.55272262]

>>55272222

[Anonymous No.55272277]

Is this
BUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUYBUY day?

[Anonymous No.55272276]

>>55272222
>mfw im too unhinged for my sister to ever want to do this

[Anonymous No.55272280]

>>55272239
Nah I don't want a bunch of autistic guys jacking off to my sister. Even I have limits.

[Anonymous No.55272290]

>>55272222
sexy

[Anonymous No.55272296]

>>55272280
makes sense. why share when you can have her all to yourself.

[Anonymous No.55272307]

>>55272280
can we have your feet pic so we can jack off to it instead of your sister?

[Anonymous No.55272326]

>>55272276
My sister doesn't really know who I am behind closed doors. I think she's going to have an unpleasant stay here. She better not fall off the wagon and start drinking again because I don't have the patience for emotional drunk woman living with me.

[Anonymous No.55272328]

>>55272280
>he doesn't know about his cum tributes

[Anonymous No.55272334]

>>55272307
Sure.

[Anonymous No.55272337]

>>55272277
today we make new baggies. green on SPY and my puts are barely red.

[Anonymous No.55272339]

The S&P couldn't break the recent high, the vix is about to break the high of the day...is this...the big one?

[Anonymous No.55272341]

>>55272334
Wtf anon is that a foot or a brick?

[Anonymous No.55272342]

>>55272334
A fuckin hobbit

[Anonymous No.55272345]

>>55272339
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.55272350]

>>55272334
thanks fren

[Anonymous No.55272357]

>Oracle earnings
I'll be frank with u lads, I do tend to bet on earnings, but fuck this. I'm not touching this stock. Consensus EPS seems to high and I'm pretty sure where it's headed almost solely depends on the cloud and on muh AI.

[Anonymous No.55272358]

>>55272222
Get her to post some financial advice. She can’t be any worse then the rest of us.

[Anonymous No.55272362]

>>55272334
oh what the fuck is that what the fuck

[Anonymous No.55272364]

>>55272339
Still casually grooved 15 points up like a fuckin retard.

[Anonymous No.55272367]

anyone still holding SOXS?

[Anonymous No.55272379]

>>55272334
What the fuck.

[Anonymous No.55272386]

does the VIX1D mean anything?

[Anonymous No.55272388]

>>55272367
.....y-yes

[Anonymous No.55272389]

The smg semiconductor RP I just read feels so real but I won't believe it.

[Anonymous No.55272392]

>>55272334
waiting for the inevitable nigger posting a cum tribute

[Anonymous No.55272394]

the after market juden have finished me off

[Anonymous No.55272400]

>>55272222
Just noticed the deuces. Now she has to post

[Anonymous No.55272411]

I only have 15 SOXL calls for Friday...Damn it, $4k waiting to buy more... Or what else do I buy? Next Friday calls tomorrow morning?

[Anonymous No.55272413]

>>55272386
you can use it to see how much degenerate gambling is occurring on any given day. Also useful if you need to know if theres going to be a bunch of market maker fuckery toward the last hour of trading. the most 0dte options open the more the MM has to hedge & close out by end of day. basically the higher the VIX1D the higher potential of violent reversals in any given direction could potentially occur. There hasn't been enough history to pull any meaningful correlations just yet, but it seems like anything over 15 could cause big moves intraday.

[Anonymous No.55272416]

Today is retard pump day.
Tomorrow is Bobos day.

[Anonymous No.55272425]

>>55272341
That's what decades of manual labor do to your feet anon.

[Anonymous No.55272434]

>>55272339
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.55272443]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/us-preparing-to-evacuate-americans-in-taiwan-as-china-tensions-boil-over

[Anonymous No.55272458]

>>55272443
>It's real.

[Anonymous No.55272463]

>>55272434
my puts actually flat since this morning even with all the pump today. it's a fake move bobobro. don't go short short. just hold your puts.

[Anonymous No.55272464]

Judging from AAPL stock price in relation to it's revenue it's pretty obvious this market is retarded.

[Anonymous No.55272469]

>>55270967
>The theta decay on leveraged ETFs is negligible
It's sad but entirely unsurprising that fools continue to propagate this myth of free leverage.
Ask yourself, why would the counterparty to those total return swaps, the bank that is putting actual cash on the line, why would they offer those total return swaps at anything less than SOFR + 1%?

Take a moment and think about it.

[Anonymous No.55272471]

>>55272443
Hopefully it goes as well as the Afghanistan one.

[Anonymous No.55272485]

they overstayed their welcome

[Anonymous No.55272498]

B-BOBO???

[Anonymous No.55272500]

>>55272464
Also TESLA, which even failed last earnings.

[Anonymous No.55272509]

>>55272498
I'm right here, what's with the loud voice?

[Anonymous No.55272514]

The Fed will need to smash this market back down if they want to keep inflation under control. wait for it.

[Anonymous No.55272529]

taking profit. see you after fomc

[Anonymous No.55272530]

>>55272469
Isn't the decay only bad when under the 200 day moving average as per SOXL_shill's favorite paper?
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2741701

[Anonymous No.55272534]

CVNA up 15% every day now

[Anonymous No.55272535]

lol

[Anonymous No.55272541]

WTFWT?

[Anonymous No.55272547]

So uhhh markets don't go down anymore do they?
>>55272514
They have a wide margin to hike rates and bring down inflation if that was the goal, but I think what's going on now is that some of these banks are starting to combust behind the scenes and they have talked to important decision makers and basically told them that a 25 bps hike would blow them up.

[Anonymous No.55272554]

>>55272514
How? Rate threats don't do anything anymore. The market is convinced that it can thrive with 5%+ rates

[Anonymous No.55272559]

>>55272547
>a 25 bps hike would blow them up.
>Only like 14 months of rates equal or greater to 1%
>We're only at 5%
Pathetic.

[Anonymous No.55272563]

>>55272561
>>55272561
>>55272561

[Anonymous No.55272576]

What the actual fuck is going on`?

[Anonymous No.55272583]

>>55272547
>>55272554
wait until interest rate is at 7%. or even 10% if they keep pumping this market up.
the fed will raise until something break.
just wait for the next bear market leg down where home owners are forced to sell their house for big losses. now is still not the end of bear move.

[Anonymous No.55272584]

>>55272509
BOOOOBOOOOOOOOOOOO???

[Anonymous No.55272608]

>>55272583
the higher they go now, the more future pumps we get when they start doing rate cuts
so every rate hike will need the market to price in its cut, and the higher we go the more there is to cut

it's a beautiful and flawless system

[Anonymous No.55272626]

>>55272334
What the shit...
That's worse than my thumb. I have a club thumb, you have a whole club leg

[Anonymous No.55272666]

>>55272583
We're unironically getting the soft landing, market goes up forever. The only thing going down is JPow's name going down in history. Oh and your mom. *drops mic*

[Anonymous No.55274144]

>>55272608
>when they start doing rate cuts
lol,
lmao even