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55262102 No.55262102 [Reply] [Original]

I have a world-changing joke that will change the world, only I can't actually tell it because it's worth far too much. I intend to hold this joke in hopes that one day it will be worth enough to tell without any worry of it being stolen by criminals.
How can I introduce my joke into the market to increase the value of it without actually having to tell it? I know it has value but others do not but man. Lemme tell you. It's good, but you'll have to wait.
(This is how crypto works only there's no actual joke.)

>> No.55262109

In 1963 a cat named George H.W Bush helped to Kill Kennedy
He became CIA director and brokered a deal with the Saudis about selling them US treasury bonds
Since then the US has been the Saudis little bitch boy
The Saudis don't like the deal anymore
They like Satoshi better than George