Insider here

[Anonymous No.55261829]

Sec is getting ready to declare ETH a security. They also prepared multiple lawsuits for vitalik. Exit your positions now.

[Anonymous No.55261844]

>>55261829
Sec is getting the market ready for Chainlink. Buy Link.

[Anonymous No.55262130]

>>55261829
Don't get my hopes up.

[Anonymous No.55262137]

Bump

[Anonymous No.55262140]

>>55261829
>Sec is getting ready to declare ETH a security
If this larp actually happened, what would be the fallout?

[Anonymous No.55262145]

bitcoin cash already has smart contracts so no one cares

[Anonymous No.55262150]

>SEC is going to declare something JPMorgan owns the development to as a security

Yeah, no

[Anonymous No.55262160]

Let's be real fucking honest.
The only reason ETH, LTC and BTC are generally safe is because a lot of American politicians hold all three.

[Anonymous No.55262164]

>>55262150
You you think you figured it all out don't you?

[Anonymous No.55262181]

>>55262164
I do. I would love for it to happen as I despise mETH cucks but JPM and SWIFT have too much riding on ETH to kill it

[Anonymous No.55262355]

Poop

[Anonymous No.55262396]

>>55261829
> Exit your positions now.
how about no.

[Anonymous No.55262414]

>>55261829
Realistically where could ETH bottom out at afterwards? I need a big slurp

[Anonymous No.55262438]

>>55262414
$100

[Anonymous No.55262458]

>>55262438
That would be sweet but I doubt it ever gets below 1k again

[Anonymous No.55262479]

>>55262396
kek

also buying more ETH as we speak. I have 172 and try to reach at least 200 before 2025 so I'd be happy with lower prices until then

[Anonymous No.55262493]

>>55262458
It’s going way below $1k if it’s declared a security.

[Anonymous No.55262526]

har har unlike primative bitcoiners we Eth chads hold not just coins but preferably smart contracts that automatically profit from any market outcome. My uniswap liquidity contract for example has seen its daily fees earned tripple all while adjusting the ratio of ETH/USD held negating loses at the cost of capping potential gains, The more volume there is the more i earn and crashes and pumps tend to affect volume alot. And thats just one dapp AAVE lets me leverage and profit from pumps and dumps all while being tax free since they are loans afterall. Yes we Etherians have nothing to worry about our Dexs are unstoppable and our dapps grow by the day. I do worry about the bitcoiners how ever will they be ever to swing their coins now?

[Anonymous No.55262649]

>>55262493
>It’s going way below $1k if it’s declared a security.
well thank god it's not

[Anonymous No.55262684]

>>55262150
No you see anon Ethereum is both an unregistered illegal security that will be torpodoed by the United States government (Jewish) and founded by bankers (Jewish) and beloved by the WEF and sociologists (Jewish). It's both God and Satan and the chosen coin and Icarus

[Anonymous No.55262944]

>>55262684
>the fud has to become a weird schizo thing to hold the lies together

[Anonymous No.55262946]

If ETH is a security they could just register it and get it listed on the Nasdaq. Also when blocks are created new ETH is minted and given away as a block reward. Meaning most ETH in existence would be a tax write-off.

[Anonymous No.55262974]

>>55261829
They should've stayed pow if they didn't want this to happen.

[Anonymous No.55263187]

>>55262946
What do you mean? Which eth is a tax write off?

[Anonymous No.55263362]

k

[Anonymous No.55263445]

>>55261829

[Anonymous No.55263495]

>>55262150
>JPMorgan owns the development

wait. wut?

[Anonymous No.55263650]

>>55262649
>well thank god it's not
HAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.55263661]

>>55261829
all in on btc.

[Anonymous No.55263675]

>>55262684
>illegal security
even if it is, unregistered securities are legal

[Anonymous No.55263975]

God I hope it's true, this pedophile autist weirdo needs to be behind bars

[Anonymous No.55264191]

Sure lil buddy
https://youtube.com/shorts/IzlkAvlEmtw?feature=share

[Anonymous No.55264197]

>>55264191
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IzlkAvlEmtw

[Anonymous No.55264334]

>>55263495
You new? They own much of Consensys, Infura, MetaMask

[Anonymous No.55264368]

>>55263675
Just not legal to be sold by non licensed exchanges and not for US citizens on dexes

[Anonymous No.55264377]

>>55261829
ETH is a decentralized commodity underage summerfag, not a security

[Anonymous No.55264397]

>>55261829
i'm privy to this as well. >>55261844 is also correct. JPChain is coming and link will bridge over as ETH will be banned

[Anonymous No.55264414]

>>55264377
>Foundation (common enterprise) sold pre mined tokens to raise capital for development
>Idiots that invested expected a profit from the foundation to develop the network beyond just a grift
Clearly an unregistered security

[Anonymous No.55264469]

>>55264414
Vitalik literally held profits to secure ETH and gave the rest to charity. Checkmate

[Anonymous No.55264484]

>>55264469
That doesn't help him to get away. Just an attempt to garner public support.
Its a fact that eth would be still a dead network if it wasn't for the foundation putting in the work and paying devs

[Anonymous No.55264559]

>>55261829
Your mother was a security. Once.
You piece of shit 1 post by this ID nigger.

[Anonymous No.55264583]

ETH is going to declared a security because it went to proof of stake. Every blockchain that has a stake/minted model is going to be declared a security. They were sold as a majority of VC scams with the promise of gains to investors. ETH also allows for securities to be used on their network as contracts / tokens.

[Anonymous No.55264608]

>>55264583
no, because it did an ico or better pre-ipo and the foundation that raised the capital was central in making the network what it is. eth fags are going to end like xrp tards for the next few years

[Anonymous No.55264673]

>>55264608

whoa, it's an even bigger dropper than I thought. ICO / Pre-IPO.

ETH is a scam built for scammers.

[Anonymous No.55264711]

>>55264673
I am still baffled that nobody has yet pointed out that altcoiners have been doing pre-ipos for nearly 15 years. It is so obvious for anybody that looks at the alt coingrift for one second and thinks for a minute about it. Altcoiners are criminals. Not the SEC should take care of them, the DOJ is responsible here

[Anonymous No.55264722]

>>55264608
do you really think that being declared a security is some armageddon tier event? who gives a shit?

[Anonymous No.55264728]

Hinman's "person" unredacted BTC and eth speech gets released on the 13th. Hinman's bio has been changed on the sec website recently. It wouldn't surprise if gensler went after eth, but I doubt it will happen.

[Anonymous No.55264730]

>>55264722
For the altcoin grift in the US which is responsible for more than 40% of altcoin grifter volume and sales. yes. Ad to this that not a single cex is licensed to sell securities and the altcoin grift is done for the next 10 years. Doubt any americans are going to migrate to Mexico, just to gamble on altcoins

[Anonymous No.55264741]

>>55264730
theres an entire world out there besides the us
crypto will move on from this, it's so irrelevant literally some retarded meaningless mutt semantics

[Anonymous No.55264747]

>>55264741
Only that that world is broken and doesn't have the disposable income to dump 10000s into shitcoin casinos or the mental retardation to do so. The USA is the main market, USA for shitcoins gone, shitcoins dead

[Anonymous No.55264765]

I mean the entire game since 2015 was
>Make ico
>have burger on vpns buy, or non burgers buy
>Dump on burgers after ico
thats over

[Anonymous No.55264818]

>>55262145
>smart contract
This is least and easiest shit retards can do now. Thanks to quantum resistant blockchain for changing the game by enabling 1000x more devs the ability to write smart contracts - and be evm compatible.

[Anonymous No.55264837]

>>55264818
>quantum resistant blockchain
are you retarded?
Quantum computing, better mixed qunatum computing is the next evolution in btc mining
look up 512 qubit miners
>1000x
yeah you are retarded

smartcontracts wont make it, they are a grift

[Anonymous No.55264936]

>>55264747
we're talking about eth

[Anonymous No.55264969]

>>55264936
yes, eth. What gives eth "value"?
It being an easy to use scam launch platform to rob Americans

[Anonymous No.55264977]

>>55264969
most of the tvl is in safe shit like curve and lido

[Anonymous No.55264991]

>>55264977
oh yes, "stable" coins, by now about 70% of all the volume on eth. That one is going to be fun. You realize "stable" coins are just us treasuries, and by the secs interpretation of the 1933 security act applied on the "blockchain" space, an unregistered security

[Anonymous No.55265000]

>>55264991
There are just a few cexes that off fiat ious, especially just a few that offer usd ious. The usdt/usd pair volume on kraken has been only outcompeted by the btc/usdt volume over the past week

[Anonymous No.55265050]

>>55261829
outsider here, no.

[Anonymous No.55265157]

>>55261829
If SOL, MATIC, AVAX are securities, then obviously ETH should be one.

No question.

[Anonymous No.55265170]

>>55265157
It is a security under US law, and everybody is well aware about it. The ETH foundation didnt cash out 8000 eth through coinbase to pay for animal shelter donations

[Anonymous No.55265176]

>>55265170
But the ETH foundation routinely sells ETH to fund their project? Lol Cope

If AVAX, SOL, MATIC are securities, then ETH should be one
NO QUESTION

[Anonymous No.55265225]

>>55265176
>It is a security under US law
Are you a bot, or just low IQ. I agreed wholeheartedly with you. The selling of meth is to fund lawyers for a 10 year long court battle with the sec

[Anonymous No.55265247]

Hopefully after picrel the burgers can have some form of regulations. The sec can get fucked off and a new agency can actually make rules and guidelines for crypto.

[Anonymous No.55265254]

>>55265247
>a committee hearing
>the last hope of scammers
this is hilarious. And you accuse btc maxis to suck gubermint dick

[Anonymous No.55265303]

>>55265254
Do I? I thought you would be happy, if all the alt coins go away BTC is free to be the global currency.
But seriously governments and banks are going to use crypto if you can see that happening I don't know what to tell you.

[Anonymous No.55265345]

>>55265303
what? Why should a bank use crypto? Its worthless for them, it cant scale and cloud "blockchains" in closed networks are more of a gimmick then useful. The only value a crypto currency has, is trustless transactions between parties that don't trust each other, without the involvement of middleman like a bank for the settlement of those transactions. That is all, states could make use of it

[Anonymous No.55265399]

>>55265345
JPM owns eth infrastructure.
As if banks want to stick with the 40+ yo swift system when they could use crypto.

[Anonymous No.55265405]

>>55265399
a secure cloud structure would be a better solution. I keep at it, blockchain in a closed network is a gimmick.

[Anonymous No.55265984]

>>55265405
>a secure cloud structure would be a better solution
isnt the point of a smart contract blockchain simply to basically automate this idea?

[Anonymous No.55265999]

>>55261844
Checked

[Anonymous No.55266023]

am I still gonna be able to make a living of an eth node someday?

[Anonymous No.55266111]

>>55266023
No. Eth as in public eth is going to be like a dash masternode, worthless

[Anonymous No.55266155]

>>55261829
ETH can't be a security because it's a fork of ETC which is the original blockchain that had an ICO back in 2014. ETC is a security but ETH is not. By forking, ETH freed itself of that taint back in 2016.

[Anonymous No.55266290]

>>55266155
Eth is a security. Deal with it.
No more burger money

[Anonymous No.55266346]

>>55266155

[Anonymous No.55267201]

>>55265176
ETH does not pass the Howey test

[Anonymous No.55267237]

>>55262140
Depends on whether the SEC would actually win in court. Which I very much doubt, look at how they've struggled to even win against Ripple despite XRP having 100x higher resemblance of a security.

[Anonymous No.55267277]

>>55264414
That might have been the case 8 years ago, but it's no longer the case. There is no common enterprise anymore, because Ethereum does not depend on its foundation in any way. The foundation could vanish instantly and yet Ethereum would be just fine, it's as decentralized as Bitcoin is.

Does something possibly being a security at one point, legally doom it to be classified as a security forever, despite no longer passing the Howey test? And how can something even be a security if there are no entities responsible for it? I don't know and I doubt the SEC knows either, the securities law is simply not written with even the slightest relevance to crypto. The laws needs to be rewritten or wholly reinterpreted in order to get to the bottom of this.

[Anonymous No.55267521]

>>55267277
>new roadmap by the great leader every few months
>a software company (foundation) responsible for putting said roadmap in practice
>impossible for the average person to run a full node
>3/4 of the infrastructure the mother asshole of all shitcoins run on comes back to one VC
>it's as decentralized as Bitcoin is.
Pure delusion. mETH dies if you close a few companies and jail a handful of people.

[Anonymous No.55267552]

>>55261829
didnt they already do that?

[Anonymous No.55267571]

>>55267521
Spoken by someone with precisely zero idea how Ethereum works.

>new roadmap by the great leader every few months
>a software company (foundation) responsible for putting said roadmap in practice
"Roadmaps" that various people might post are just informed opinions. The actual development process (EIPs) is exactly modeled by Bitcoin's BIPs, with the addition of more independent node teams that discuss the changes, instead of just one monopolized one (Bitcoin Core). In this aspect it is MORE decentralized than Bitcoin.

>impossible for the average person to run a full node
A full node can even be run on a raspberry pi with a larger SSD. It is not impossible at all. Ethereum has very modest requirements for nodes compared to most chains. Only Bitcoin is more restrictive, but only a little, and at that point the cons of small blocks outweigh the pros IMO.

>3/4 of the infrastructure the mother asshole of all shitcoins run on comes back to one VC
What exactly are you talking about? I hope it's not Infura or anything, because Ethereum does not "run on" Infura. Infura could, just like the foundation, vanish instantly, and the chain would keep working fine. All that would happen is that a few frontends would stop working for a few hours until they find other solutions (but nothing is stopping users from running their own frontends so it doesn't matter anyway)

[Anonymous No.55268145]

>>55265170
The US can continue making a mess of everything as they always like to do, but i am quite optimistic the Crypto space will continue to innovate through other regions.

[Anonymous No.55268165]

>>55268145
The EU already laid down regulations through MiCa, but the US keeps beating round the bush.

[Anonymous No.55268194]

>>55268165
This move from EU is quite impressive, this opens doors from DeFi users to innovate better with products like SpoolFi becoming MiCa compliant.

[Anonymous No.55268873]

>>55261844
Checked and true. Link will take its rightful place as number 1 crypto

[Anonymous No.55270635]

>>55261829
With Ethereum going full Chad in the mainstream scene, boasting epic privacy, sick scaling solutions, and mad smart contracts, you know investors gonna flock like a horde of Anons. Railgun gonna ride that hype wave, providing top-tier privacy on Ethereum like an absolute boss. It's worth considering a security

[Anonymous No.55270664]

>>55268165
Will this regulation favor the crypto space?

[Anonymous No.55270725]

>>55262414
I think $1500 might br the bottom, I'm grabbing it using DCA, will be adding ENS & ORE to the list

[Anonymous No.55271437]

>>55266346
Did he just fuck a guy in the butt?

[Anonymous No.55272091]

>>55262414
$400-600

[Anonymous No.55272150]

>>55262414
The Steiner-Gottfeld chart projections indicate around $68-$70

[Anonymous No.55272897]

>>55261829
About time we let this outdated spaghetti code rest in peace, thanks for everything you did for the space Ethereum, goodbye.

[Anonymous No.55273057]

>>55268165
The EU accounts for less than 15% of all volume, and eu is full of btc maxis, alts never reall took off

[Anonymous No.55273194]

>>55264991
>an unregistered security
ok and? it will be a long time till the sec can shutdown dexes

[Anonymous No.55273212]

>>55265157
>>55265176
avax and dot were not on the list. dot has worked with the sec for years. maybe that's why

[Anonymous No.55273228]

>>55273194
And you think the liquidity is just going to stay on (((dexes))) why? Are you all so naive or trying to signal other fools that it is save while you cash out. I really can't tell anymore

[Anonymous No.55273296]

>>55261829
ETH has too many corporate connections so it will be fine; in addition, Gensler himself has called eth a commodity.

[Anonymous No.55273307]

>>55261844
Looking on CMC, almost everything that is ranked above link is a security. Sometimes, the best way to win is to simply show up.

[Anonymous No.55273741]

>>55261829
i pulled out long ago, ETH 2.0 was the last nail for me

[Anonymous No.55273757]

>>55273296
>t.xrp shizo
You should already make a general
call it m/eth/ addicts general

[Anonymous No.55273777]

>>55261829

[Anonymous No.55273810]

>>55261829
This is the time you'll have been waiting for. Degens gather here for the market is now ripe. Piling up more ETH for my LSD plans via SpoolFi v2 gateway. Whales are made in panic days.