/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55255271]

Ted Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previous >>55245074

[Anonymous No.55255299]

Uranium

[Anonymous No.55255311]

Stocks were originally traded outside in the street by shouting at a guy up in a window.

[Anonymous No.55255321]

>>55255311
So was your grandmother.

[Anonymous No.55255333]

>>55255271
So
Does anyone here just buy stocks
Or is everyone here an options trader
All I hear you guys mention is options and futures

[Anonymous No.55255363]

What stocks should I buy to profit off of the US being taken over by an FBI junta? Are PLTR and GEO good bets? How do I long intelligence agencies and short representative democracy?

[Anonymous No.55255375]

>>55255363
No dummy, just buy shit that has military contracts like Raytheon and Boeing.

[Anonymous No.55255383]

>>55255311
first for first joint-stock company
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_East_India_Company

[Anonymous No.55255400]

>>55255333
Stocks only pay if you got 7fig+

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55255426]

>>55255064
>>I know some Java and it's okay but there's so much boilerplate
>If you hate boilerplate C is not for you
C/C++ is much less boilerplate than java.
that’s why competitive programmers like it.

>>55255137
>>55255100
if lisp were really that light on boilerplate, it’d be more popular with competitive programmers.
car cdr feels very clunky.
otherwise, the whole “everything is an expression” is cool.

>>55255141
that’s dank. do you use IDA Pro, or that weird other set of tools?

>>55255310
LISP was more popular back when the “scruffy” AI model was the way to go (which makes sense for the way that SICP shows declarative thinking), and it’s not quite as known for the ML stuff

[Anonymous No.55255429]

>>55255333
>doesn't "hear" mention of leveraged ETFs

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55255449]

>>55255333
>>55255429
lul
I should post it again, shouldn’t I?

[Anonymous No.55255451]

it sounds like you all need magnets

do i buy healthcare before or after the first nuke of this war is used, im poor so of course LABU

[Anonymous No.55255453]

What's gonna happen tomorrow. On Monday. Tuesday. On Wednesday? These are a loaded couple of days.

What catalysts could they pull out of their asses? What FUD could occur? Maybe something from the Trump and Justice department angle? The Ukraine war angle is unlikely as that seems to be humming along consistently...

What will they try before Tuesday?

[Anonymous No.55255489]

>>55255453
>On Wednesday?
pic rel

[Anonymous No.55255492]

>>55255285
/prog/rammers are everywhere.
>>55255426
>if lisp were really that light on boilerplate, it’d be more popular with competitive programmers.
It's popular enough amongst autistic high IQ hackers. Similar to Haskell. There are multiple independent high quality implementations that are maintained to this day. What is a bit lacking is libraries but what is there is often excellent, like https://github.com/cbaggers/cepl
>car cdr feels very clunky.
There's first, rest, nth, cadar, also destructuring (in libraries) etc. Or you just use other data structures entirely.
>otherwise, the whole “everything is an expression” is cool.
And code is just a bunch of nested lists!

[Anonymous No.55255507]

>>55255299
Uranium Kings will inherit the earth

[Anonymous No.55255517]

>>55255453
I need some vol fellas. I need to eat and pay for a roof and some home repairs

[Anonymous No.55255526]

Activision is the next chudlight

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55255527]

>>55255492
>first, rest, nth, cadar, also destructuring
those are for list traversal stuff
what if you need to allocate a map or hash table or something?
> Or you just use other data structures entirely.
I’m not familiar with what’s available for that, but in all fairness, I haven’t tried that hard to look for anything

[Anonymous No.55255530]

>>55255489
I've actually read some of her articles too

[Anonymous No.55255536]

>Elon isn't a grif-

[Anonymous No.55255543]

>>55255527
>what if you need to allocate a map or hash table or something?
That's literally just (make-hash-table).
Common Lisp has plenty of data structures other than lists. It's not a toy/teaching language like Scheme is.

[Anonymous No.55255560]

Lispfags will never know the beauty, concision, and high performance of array programming.

[Anonymous No.55255564]

>>55255363
Foreign policy priorities ?
Democrats and Republicans don't have
anything to do with foreign policy.
Foreign policy is on another plain and the
agenda doesn't change...take over the world, turn the world onto markets for our corpos and
support Israel blindly, unconditionally.
??

[Anonymous No.55255582]

>>55255333
I only trade stocks and etfs. Not touching options cause I don't understand them and not touching futures cause I'm cool with 3x leveraged etfs.

[Anonymous No.55255585]

>>55255560
(make-array)
See: http://clhs.lisp.se/Body/f_mk_ar.htm
Common Lisp has it all.

[Anonymous No.55255591]

>>55255507
KING

[Anonymous No.55255593]

>>55255489

[Anonymous No.55255594]

>>55255507
No boobs.
>>55255453
I think a pause but markets won't like it and profits will be taken. Some red days then hopefully tech blasts off again. I want to make some money trading but whenever I feel greed the market tanks so I'm just gonna read tape next week and trade small

[Anonymous No.55255611]

>>55255585
You don't understand. Array programming is a fourth programming language paradigm besides imperative, OO, and functional. Languages/dialects like julia and numpy are unironically the future. The level of productivity it gives you, while also allowing you to write fast and readable code, is unreal.

[Anonymous No.55255649]

>>55255449

[Anonymous No.55255665]

>>55255594
I love energy density

[Anonymous No.55255675]

how do i let go and let god?

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55255680]

>>55255543
>It's not a toy/teaching language like Scheme is
Ah. There’s the problem.
Yeah, I was using scheme.

[Anonymous No.55255685]

If you survived the past year, understand this was nothing. One more melt-up begins after summer as Fed pauses/cuts, then the grand finale to usher in the Great Reset in 2025. How are you going to play the Great Collapse?

[Anonymous No.55255691]

>>55255611
Ah, I see. Here you go, senpai:
https://quickref.common-lisp.net/array-operations.html
https://lispcookbook.github.io/cl-cookbook/arrays.html
https://github.com/phantomics/april

[Anonymous No.55255692]

>>55255594
Powell has not paused yet. The trend is your friend. He said "Higher for longer." Until we have "price stability" and "CPI at 2%" I believe he will stay the course. But now the rate hike odds are only 30%. One month ago they were 0%.

How confident are you? :) wry smile

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55255695]

>>55255649
how much money you got in there tho?
if it’s only $500 that’s nothing because you’re just having some fun at the slot machines

[Anonymous No.55255721]

Does not really matter what will be announced at the next FOMC. Pic related is what matters. Market is looking for an excuse to cool off and the meeting will provide the excuse. Long-term we continue going up tho.

[Anonymous No.55255728]

>>55255692
It's not confidence. It's that I'm always wrong. So because I'm feeling greedy and trading more that makes me think red ahead.
>>55255665
Now we are talking. The only time I like small booba is on a truly tiny chick.. these fit chick's with no tips are the worst

[Anonymous No.55255780]

Can you nerds NOT talk above coding please...

[Anonymous No.55255790]

>>55255333
I hold zero tech stocks and stick to boring stocks. Trading seems pretty much waste of time to me I'd rather read about supply chains and learn future opportunities. My schizo analysis leads me to think 3d printing and materials companies will have a golden boom much faster then "AI" this decade. I have growing conspiracy entire economy is closed door deals between corporate lawyers of SP500 companies and oil producers to secure energy contracts and there is some unofficial rules they all follow for sake of "national security" which is keeping our crumbling global economy running as long as possible when they know the entire jig was up decades ago. For real SMG anons should dig into 10Q reports where there is insights executives write about and dig up US military strategy outlines from past decade you get some spooky but very good information to build your investments on.

[Anonymous No.55255792]

>>55255780
I can't tell the difference between arguing over languages and arguing over shitcoins so it doesn't really feel out of place.

[glowniggers tongue my anus No.55255807]

What stocks should I buy to profit off of the US being taken over by an FBI junta, and it no longer being a democracy?

[Anonymous No.55255830]

>>55255780
alright what's the latest in mops?

[Anonymous No.55255834]

>>55255780
https://github.com/privet-kitty/cl-competitive

[Anonymous No.55255836]

>>55255426
>that’s dank. do you use IDA Pro, or that weird other set of tools?
IDA when I first started out. Then Ghidra when it was declassified since it's free and comes with a decompiler.

[Anonymous No.55255838]

>>55255780
Real nerds play solo pen & paper RPGs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heZ06Q3tmTE

[Anonymous No.55255849]

>bet 1 dollar
>win 49 dollars or lose a dollar
Alright... whats the catch with butterfly strats? just don't pick growth stocks, right? like how the fuck.

[Anonymous No.55255855]

>>55255695
no sire, it's not nothing to me, i have had a sudden health issue that caused me not to be able to function normally physically and have no other way to increase my meager holdings. most of the problem i am having is due to trying to work around PDT which affects my hold decisions (sometimes hold things i would otherwise quickly release, especially including overnights). it's very serious business to me even those small amounts. one of my goals is getting to the point i can be free of PDT and using it to make a few hundred a month to afford health insurance, and another goal is to afford a small RV so i can have a home. i am far too old for a lot of plans people could come up with to get out of holes in life.

[Anonymous No.55255864]

>>55255838
come on if you're gonna do pen and paper at least give yourself the potential for autist pussy

[Anonymous No.55255872]

>>55255855
*sir
*small used RV

[Anonymous No.55255879]

>>55255790
MP makes materials
>>55255855
sell extremely clean drugs to hobby users for 4x

[Anonymous No.55255881]

>>55255864
Group P&P RPGs have been taken over by normies.

[Anonymous No.55255889]

>>55255881
Seems like tranning is the only safe space for nerdy straight white males.

[Anonymous No.55255895]

>>55255879
yeah, no, i don't fuck with drugs in any way and i also read the arrest reports daily and have no deisre to be featured in them. dealers get the rope.

[Anonymous No.55255941]

>>55255728
Lol truthfully I am also trading more. And I expect green, so I guess it should be red. But which comes first?

I really don't see the stock market tanking after this CPI and FOMC meeting. It's just not the trend. It just ain't the trend.

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55255955]

>>55255780
kek
no way, mista fat hands

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55255968]

>>55255855
>doesn’t deny it’s $500 in there
yo dude, if $500 is serious money to you, then you have bigger issues than trying to grow your savings with stocks.
you need to focus on those inflows and outflows of cash

[Anonymous No.55256012]

>>55255968
it's a few thousand but i have zero source of cash inflow since my health made it to where i can't go out in public for more than very short trips and back. i still had the 2 stimulus checks saved for what *had* been my plan until this shit hit me out of nowhere and rekt my abilities. where i live there is no shit like obamacare either so i will have to buy fucking insurance to get this shit figured out. i did get into a free clinic and had CT scans and a procedure but the next step required to determine the cause isn't covered. it's just the way shit is, i have to play the hand i have been dealt, not some imaginary ideal hand with a few better cards. i am very fortunate to have what little i do.

[Anonymous No.55256026]

>>55255968
as for outflows, i get 8 lb bags of great value beans and lots of great value canned corn. together they form a complete protein.

[Anonymous No.55256033]

>>55255780
Absolutely based. Nerds need to take that shit to /g/
>something something SPY financial advice

[Anonymous No.55256133]

>>55256033
Rocker is 100% correct. These nerds need to fuck the fuck off.
>>55256012
Check out NTR and MOS. Maybe even buy some calls on them...

[Anonymous No.55256148]

>Can program no problem
>Can't figure out how to find winning trades
I hate it

[Anonymous No.55256177]

>>55256148
just program an ai thats good then

[Anonymous No.55256182]

>>55256148
>India has a large # of programmers
>can't into the white mans stock market
>is likely indian
Have you tried *not* being indian? I'm doing just fine. Also, I hear Rocker made profit, once. So....

[Anonymous No.55256189]

>>55256148
>I can program
>humbling hinting to my vast intelligence
I too can program, and I'm fuckin retarded. Maybe you're not as smart as you thought you were.

[Anonymous No.55256241]

>>55256182
I'm the whitest fucking person ITT, led flashlights literally reflect off my skin
My problem is that I refuse to learn new languages or understand environmental shit for compiling and build chains and dumb shit like that, so I just reimplement everything to suit me.
I don't want to learn R, I will force C# to work the way I want it to.

[Anonymous No.55256242]

>>55255780
LMAO they think they bill gates niggas or sumin

[Anonymous No.55256308]

Tender-headed
Get they wig split wit' fro sheen
V manufacture gun cleaning kits for PO Dean
Party people ask him how you so mean and still quiet
Could it be the codeine in your diet?
I'm like, what I look like, a doctor?
Let the pork stop I got the clear meat the vodka
Cork tops step up the hustle like the new guy
Gun busting and drugs the penalties too high
Makes you wonder who they speak for
It's only one side benefiting off the street war
And he skeet galore just to make ya badder
Many gone stab they own man up like Jacob's Ladder
I still worry when I'm out on the hop hot
Realer ill flurry that might pop ya knot
I feel that Bill Murray get more run then the whop got
Shop for a yacht
Klackup—popsnot
Kack, kack, kack

[glowniggers tongue my anus No.55256320]

So is the stock market basically over now that the US is an FBI controlled junta?

[Anonymous No.55256324]

>>55256148
Every tech autist would be making millions off the market instead of working for jewgle if that was the case.
You're gonna have to stare at charts and practice with small position sizes until you git gud at recognizing entries.
Then riding it is another thing, spaz out too soon you mindfuck yourself out of a profit, not paranoid enough then you get rug pulled.
Eventually with years of experience and intuition you may get your game tight enough to consistently be profitable over hundreds of trades.

[Anonymous No.55256330]

>>55256133
options are dangerous and scary, i stick to BOIL.

[Anonymous No.55256331]

>>55256320
>now
nothing changed

[Anonymous No.55256356]

>>55255780
I graduated with honors in 2014 n. Computers are hard gay and I'm not really about that after college.
>>55256148
I don't believe the stock market is solvable by any formal logic system currently in existence.

[Anonymous No.55256368]

>futures

[glowniggers tongue my anus No.55256377]

>>55256331
>arresting the leader of the opposition party in broad daylight for something the current president is so guilty of that it even showed up in his campaign PR photos
>nothing changed

[Anonymous No.55256388]

Kek I'm kinda a jack of all trades kinda guy. Grew up working on a farm as a kid/teen so was exposed to all sorts of things. Had a knack for computers/IT so took and passed A+ and Network+. Worked in the private sector for a bit (not in IT). Got on with my current employer, again not in IT but the goal was to move into that. Fast forward a year. They (big HR I guess?) made the decision to as IT jobs opened up to just out source them instead. The remaining IT listed jobs were all in areas I didn't want to do or had no interest in doing (Mangers, Developers/programmers). So if I wanted into IT I would have to quit my job (and forfeit my benefits/early retirement). So yeah needless to say I said "fuck that". Fast forward another few years. Ironically I'm actually good at what I do even if it's not what I set out to do originally so they keep promoting me. Now I'd be an utter fool to toss it all away especially since uh I do "nothing much" for a good part of the day and I've got just 13-14 years left till retirement day.

[Anonymous No.55256401]

>>55256324
I'm okay on the position sizing and risk management aspects, my entries are just bad.

[Anonymous No.55256409]

>>55255692
The entire fiat grift rests on debasement outpacing wage growth, such that real wages fall while assets inflate, wages have been rising around 5%/yr, hence Fed will keep real inflation above 5% to fuck over workers. Also the reason for the SECs crypto suits, they need to suppress crypto or the rampant debasement becomes too obvious

[Anonymous No.55256412]

What should I study? Some kind of trade? Computers?

[Anonymous No.55256423]

>>55256388
Eating Hardy's five days a week is gonna make you fat
Brown bag it 4 days a week
Almonds, grapefruit, water, a chicken breast

[Anonymous No.55256426]

>>55256388
Kek these are actually getting pretty convincing

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55256469]

>>55256241
>I don't want to learn R, I will force C# to work the way I want it to
you had me until you said C#
but yes, R is a retarded language with zero use as a general programming language

[Anonymous No.55256473]

>>55256377
>opposition party

[Anonymous No.55256478]

>>55256320

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55256492]

>>55256368
oh sweet, looks like the tranny jannies are asleep

[glowniggers tongue my anus No.55256496]

>>55256473
>save democracy by arresting your political rivals bro
>take that putler!!

[Anonymous No.55256512]

>>55255333
Options ong bussin bruh, frfr

[Anonymous No.55256516]

test

[Anonymous No.55256518]

i want to melt away in my chair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeWhd3dcplM

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55256528]

>>55256512
he’s adorable

[Anonymous No.55256545]

>>55256492
That's obviously a woman's penis and women can do anything they want to.

[Anonymous No.55256546]

>>55256148
There's no discrete answers, which is why a lot of techbros flop at trading
You either play boglehead, play probabilities like a gambler, or have high enough social intelligence to frontrun trends (if you are here you do not)

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55256549]

>>55256528
so precious <3

[Anonymous No.55256577]

>>55256496
honestly out of 300 million some odd people in the USA if anyone believes anyone elected in the last 100 years minus a handful of people were the best america could muster they are retarded enough to think like your green text.

[Anonymous No.55256578]

WAKEY WAKEY JANNIE!

[Anonymous No.55256611]

>>55256577
So then why are they trying so hard to get rid of Trump, even though he was already president?

[Anonymous No.55256612]

>>55256388
thankfully my cooler head prevailed and i opted against treating myself to a little ceasar's pizza despite the craving you caused.

[Anonymous No.55256623]

>>55255941
Look I agree don't fight the trend. Just saying I'm usually wrong and feeling greedy so I'm gonna watch the tape more than I trade this week. Everyone on WSB is bullish AF. Nornies are piling into options

[Anonymous No.55256631]

[Anonymous No.55256639]

>>55256578
Let him sleep bro, he's had a long weekend and needs to wake up early to usher at his Lutheran church (which he does for free).

[Anonymous No.55256715]

[Anonymous No.55256730]

>>55256611
divide and concur essentially. everyone has their breaking point. for some this could be it, for many it's not.

[Anonymous No.55256743]

>tfw you've been buying calls on GLD, before next weeks obvious rate pause
Follow your betters
>>55256639
Is there something wrong with being Christian, you fucking beast?

[Anonymous No.55256747]

>>55256715
Mods and jannies are feds. They ban people and take down posts for bullshit reasons, while leaving up gay porn and other disgusting shit. It's part of the campaign to ruin free speech on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.55256761]

>>55256469
What's wrong with C#? It's basically Java but well designed, irregardless of how many street shitters use it. I'd even go so far as to say it's one of the very few good things microsoft has made

[Anonymous No.55256805]

>>55256631
oh janny you dirty boy

[Anonymous No.55256832]

anyone have seeking alpha subscription?
is it worth it? I want to see analyst concensus growth rate for companies.

[Anonymous No.55256844]

>>55256743
Do you have a problem with Lutherans?

[Anonymous No.55256848]

[Anonymous No.55256865]

What can I get you, anon?

[Anonymous No.55256879]

REDPILL ME ON MY NEXT LOSING TRADE

[Anonymous No.55256880]

>>55256865
I really enjoyed her game
But I was doing a lot of solo drinking at the time

[Anonymous No.55256889]

>AMD
kek baggies

[Anonymous No.55256899]

>>55256844
Nta, but my hometown was full of Lutherans, as the population was mostly German-descendants. All of the Lutherans I went to school with were dumb and from poor families that were bad with money... but also all thought they were hot shit because they went to the main church in town. Basically people who peaked in high school, then got jobs on farms or the liquor stores.
Meanwhile, me, a based Catholic-raised boy, gtfo of that town and now I make good money and am consistently beating the S&P because I am 100% invested in tech

[Anonymous No.55256912]

>>55256879
>long:
BOIL
XLU
TMF

>short
NVDA
COW
XLK

[Anonymous No.55256914]

>>55255271
>What are the political implications of GameStop short hedge funds never closing their NAKED shorts back in 2021? What happens when infinite money is owed to /biz/ and Predditors, and why hasn't this been shut down by now, if ((shutting it down)) was even an option?

See GME as being one angle to destabilize a core pillar of the existing financial system.

> stocks / equities (GME squeeze)
> EuroDollar (USD Squeeze)
> Bonds / USTs (collateral squeeze)
> others I'm too stupid do understand

Level Boss: GSIFI's (e.g. HSBC, SocGen, StandardChartered, etc.)
Big Boss: JPM
Final Boss: FED's Balance Sheet

Secret weapon not yet deployed by (((them))): IceNine ... i.e. freezing all assets in place; people will be able to see, but not touch, their assets but at the cost of eroding confidence in the system.

Big picture: the public's misplaced trust in the FED's balance sheet - and all the rehypothication B/S arising out of this - MUST be destroyed. But to assult confidence at scale is complex as the FED could concienvable cover one of those pillars blowing up. In fact, the public would presumably cry out for them to cover/bailout [whatever] blows up, at least at first.

End game: USD/FED Issued Fiat > USN/Treasury Issued with Reference to metal while still allowing the commercial banking system to create and destroy their own currency to keep in pace with economic needs of the regions they serve. We still need banks to loan IOU-USN's into existance to expand the monetary supply but banks need the alpha preditor of gold (or silver, platinum, paliddium, or some other basket of hard commodities) to keep them in check...large part of what's missing now is there's no wolf (gold) to keep the deer population (banks) in check - and when the banks do run into problems - the misplaced confidence in the FED's B/S kicks the can through """asset""" swaps.

[Anonymous No.55256922]

>>55256914

[Anonymous No.55256925]

>>55255333
I buy stocks. and when I buy them I have the subtle desire to never sell it because it will trigger taxes.

I'm invested in oil, telecom, and banking.

I use my income and dividend income to continually diversify into other sectors while trying to focus on earnings and dividend income.

15k in dividend income on a 200k portfolio, some of which is on margin

[Anonymous No.55256947]

>>55255489
What I would give for her filthy panties...

[Anonymous No.55256948]

>>55256880
I hope your lifestyle is healthier now.

[Anonymous No.55256961]

>>55256912
perfect, all trades i have considered doing.

[Anonymous No.55256971]

16 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Open Water 2: Adrift (2006)!

[Anonymous No.55256979]

>>55256948
Sober but I got fat recently

[Anonymous No.55256995]

>>55256330
lmao nigga you sticking to the x3 leveraged of an instrument that decay heavily every day due to constantly buying and selling at a loss.
that shit 's worse than option cause you thought it is safer and put more money into it.

[Anonymous No.55257020]

>>55255333
Use options to buy and sell stocks. Sell a put when you want to buy and sell a call when you want to sell. Why would you do it any other way?

[Anonymous No.55257029]

>>55256995
My options expire worthless 7/10. I’ll take the theta burn.

[Anonymous No.55257050]

This is a bad thread and /biz/ is a shit board.

>>55256899
>Poor little catholic boy bullied by lutherans.

[Anonymous No.55257060]

>>55256528
>>55256549
ZOOMER HOLOCAUST

>>55256148
They gave you bad advice I will give you no advice.

[Anonymous No.55257061]

>>55256914
>We still need banks to loan IOU-USN's into existance to expand the monetary supply
Smoothbrain. All periods of debasement have lead to currency collapse. There is no "good" debasement. Real Money (BTC/XMR) is all that's needed.

[Anonymous No.55257068]

>>55256356
>2014 was 20 years ago
Where did the time go.

[Anonymous No.55257069]

>>55255383
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euronext_Amsterdam

[Anonymous No.55257070]

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is Open Water 2: Adrift (2006)!

[Anonymous No.55257075]

>>55257061
>All you need is CBDC smoothbrains!

[Anonymous No.55257079]

>>55257068
>tfw 1994 was 60 years ago

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55257083]

>>55256761
>basically Java but well designed
post your hand, sirs

[Anonymous No.55257092]

>>55255426
>>>/g/

[Anonymous No.55257106]

Do Asians have souls?

[Anonymous No.55257127]

>>55257106
Souls are a myth created by white people to sell grave plots. Embrace the void.

[Anonymous No.55257144]

>>55257106
asian here, all I see are delicious 7 dishes of little tigers.

[Anonymous No.55257173]

>>55257083

[Anonymous No.55257201]

dont buy nvda next week
im fucking warning you

[Anonymous No.55257208]

>>55257173
Checked
Such a high effort post

[Anonymous No.55257210]

>>55257201
>gently poops on you

[Anonymous No.55257214]

>>55257210
im serious

[Anonymous No.55257217]

>>55256241
stop looking at trades like a problem in a line of code, start looking at them like mystical spirits.
some evil
some good
you can tell by the signs

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55257218]

>>55257092
jus lrn2code, ya dum nigger

[Anonymous No.55257220]

I feel like oil investing is this market’s dirty little secret. Even the Western producers can be profitable around the $50 bbl range and there is a bottleneck in refining so the raw price could stay low while consumers actually end up paying more on a per gallon basis. Margin expansion with minimal effort + the dividend sounds like an easy place to hide for the next year after treasuries.

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55257227]

>>55257106
lol no

[Anonymous No.55257238]

VIX futures market maker paypigs tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.55257239]

>>55257214

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55257265]

>>55257173
You hereby have the Durgesh Certificate of Approval.
Congrats, you are now a Certfied Wepon of Durgasoft!
May your poops be liquid and explosive and forever public in the designated shidding street.
GrEaT wOrK, SiRs!!

[Anonymous No.55257279]

>>55257173

[Anonymous No.55257297]

I see the market as currently overbought, with the RSI (5 period) at 75.81 and the SPY just above last august highs. Mathematically speaking, a pullback or at least bearish consolidation should occur.
>FED MEETING
Im bullish on this, so I expect shecklestein to dump the market Monday and Tuesday before JPow absolutely sends the market up.

>My Play?
Im currently looking at fib retracements from our previous run up, plan on selling puts at the 61.8% retracement on the SPY (roughly 418) if we touch the 50 percent retrace (roughly 421). Although, I would honestly sell at any level if Monday and Tuesday are bearish because Jews love to carpet pull on FED weeks.

[Anonymous No.55257298]

>>55257265
Are you paid in options for the company you're at now?
I'm about 30% vested, and need to decide if I want to exercise any yet...

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55257305]

>>55257298
RSUs.
I’ve been paid a chunk in RSUs for the past 3-4 years.
You should always sell immediately upon vest and put it in an index or something.
Otherwise, you’re taking on unnecessary risk and falling for the same shit as the enron bagholders.

[Anonymous No.55257319]

>>55257305
>RSUs
So I'm guessing your company is public?
I got RSUs at my last job, MSFT, never sold, and those shares are actually my best hold now, haha. At some point though, i will sell and move into an index. My current company is still pre-IPO, and the valuation still matches my strike price, so there'd be no tax hit if I exercise now

[Anonymous No.55257334]

Still bullish for Mullen Automotive. There is a need for reliable looking electric utility vehicles. Companies want clean, professional looking vehicles on the back end. Mullen looks good for this. The orders need to be filled.

[Anonymous No.55257340]

Still bullish for Mullen Automotive. There is a need for reliable looking electric utility vehicles. Companies want clean, professional looking vehicles on the back end. Mullen looks good for this

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55257342]

>>55257319
>So I'm guessing your company is public?
Never go for start-ups.
Your equity is literally monopoly money until the IPO, and 90% of the time there will never be an IPO.

>the valuation still matches my strike price, so there'd be no tax hit if I exercise now
I have no idea how it works with pre-IPO because I’d never do that, desu

>MSFT
how was that? was it really “rest and vest” land?
my current company was supposed to be super chill, but it’s 100% not the snoozefest that I was hoping for

[Anonymous No.55257344]

>>55257334
>Mullen Automotive
Yeah, I used to HODL that but gave up. Great concept but they simply don't have the size or numbers to make it. I expect it to delist within a year unless they get a dues ex machina deal of some sorts

[Anonymous No.55257355]

I love anime girls
Anime girls owe me sex
Anime girls gave me sex
Anime girls gave me a beautiful family.

Imagine worshipping 3dpd.
Lol.
Lmao even.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn066hDKjx4&feature=share
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn066hDKjx4&feature=share
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Kn066hDKjx4&feature=share

[Anonymous No.55257367]

>>55257342
>Never go for start-ups. Your equity is literally monopoly money
I was looking for something very different after MSFT, so I knew what I was getting into. My cash salary is pretty good, so I'm fine with the equity being lottery tickets
>I have no idea how it works with pre-IPO
Valuation is done at fundraising rounds, and periodically in between by auditors or something, based on internal financial data.
>MSFT
>how was that? was it really “rest and vest” land?
Company was fine, and I quite liked it. It wasn't as cushy as I've heard GOOG or META are (in terms of perks like meals and stuff), and there were definitely some people and orgs in rest&vest mode, though mine was not. Overall, I liked working for the company and would go back for the right job, but my specific role at the time was absolutely not what I expected and quite miserable

[Anonymous No.55257374]

>>55257355
>daughter is darker than mother

uhh

[Anonymous No.55257384]

>>55257374
Wikipedia cherry blossom trees chud.

[Anonymous No.55257440]

>>55257384
Are you ever going to post update videos again?

[Anonymous No.55257525]

>>55257440
Yes. This community needs it and realize that the only place I'll really be accepted is here. I plan to release a new episode tomorrow night.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=9RfVp-GhKfs&feature=share

[Anonymous No.55257532]

>>55257384
>>55257440
Make some slot machine vids.

[Anonymous No.55257556]

>>55257525
Ok cool thanks. Gives me a reason to wake up tomorrow I guess

[Anonymous No.55257557]

>>55255780
make a new video. or just post a picture of those hands

[Anonymous No.55257669]

there's like zero way to make money off of options with c3 ai. The implied volatility is just fucked. I've tried credit call spreads, LEAP puts, covered calls. It's just impossible to come up with a way to short this thing without risking going bankrupt off of retard pumps.

[Anonymous No.55257767]

[Anonymous No.55257818]

>>55257173
>/smg/ is too poor to afford printer ink
grim.

[Anonymous No.55257828]

>>55256148
>>55256189
>>55256356
Programming is rigid logic, the markets are not logical. That's what makes me wonder how renaissance managed to fleece the markets with math. They probably figured out a way tp quantify greed and fear into their model

[Anonymous No.55257833]

Mods and jannies are federal agents and they'll ban you for talking about it.

[Anonymous No.55257939]

any carpenters? how is it, im autistic and good with numbers but hate working with people, but i've been around tradies my whole life

[Anonymous No.55257972]

>markets

https://youtu.be/CPrv_n7DNls

[Anonymous No.55258012]

Can we talk about how the fuck we are going to achieve net zero when most of the fossil fuel use growth is coming from the third world and that trend isn’t going to reverse

[Anonymous No.55258013]

>>55257939
You ain't autistic, son. And as for carpenting, they get paid like kings now with this greedflation. If you are getting less than 80$/h, you are being scammed. Even here in europoor, carpenters can easily demand 60$/h. This shit has exploded

[Anonymous No.55258029]

>>55258012
>achieve net zero
Scam. Made up political goal to tax (you) more.

[Anonymous No.55258031]

>>55256914
GME is dead dude. People aren't DRSing anymore and it's still has no course for a successful future. You guys should have been wheeling the stock when volatility was still high, you could have actually made money instead of dollar cost averaging into a perpetually declining stock price for 3 years.

[Anonymous No.55258034]

>>55256528
Sweet fuck that haircut kek. People really go out in public with that in their head?

[Anonymous No.55258043]

2019 - ulta stock drops from 360-240
wow, totally mispriced, way too cheap, gotta slurp.
enter covid.
2023 - tgt stock drops from 180-120
wow totally mispriced, way too cheap, gotta slurp.
enjoy the calm while it lasts, and prepare for a mega storm. my guess is china trade gets disrupted.

[Anonymous No.55258045]

>>55257297
>should occur
The market can stay irrational longer than you can hold your bags. The market will keep pumping because a pullback is too obvious. They can’t let retail Goyim profit off their puts.

[Anonymous No.55258399]

>>55258045
The market tanks when everyone has bought. Simple as

[Anonymous No.55258418]

>>55258031
dead at make them say a prayer with you

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55258444]

>>55257367
>there were definitely some people and orgs in rest&vest mode
I literally desire this sooo much, but it literally seems mythical to me rn.
>but my specific role at the time was absolutely not what I expected and quite miserable
how so?
I almost went for a role in azure, but was able to successfully deduce that the team was getting paged about 50 times per week… I’d bet that you didn’t have the background to know to probe for that.

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55258450]

>>55257525
>plan to release a new episode tomorrow night
Cool. Dank. Yeah.
So it’s going to be incredibly homoerotic, right?

[Anonymous No.55258601]

I have to go to work in an hour but I just want to sleep. markets closed too. what a shit day.

[Anonymous No.55258616]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55258626]

>>55258012
Idk
Net zero is probably impossible
Still, a disturbing amount of my investments are green
That's a problem because the companies are individually strong, but the green transition itself will probably end in a big fart
Oh well

[Anonymous No.55258627]

[Anonymous No.55258631]

[Anonymous No.55258633]

>>55258627
futures?

[Anonymous No.55258646]

>>55255685
This retard thinks we will not have a bullmarket until 2030. Are you brain dead?! I hope some jogger shoots you in the head and steals your shoes.

[Anonymous No.55258721]

>>55256412
The blade

[Anonymous No.55258724]

>>55257020
Why? I genuinely don't get it.

[Anonymous No.55258740]

>>55258616

[Anonymous No.55259106]

>>55255333
im all in on one stock
can't win if you don't play

[Anonymous No.55259134]

>>55255685
>How are you going to play the Great Collapse?
I'm going to click the SELL button more often than the BUY bottom
What else?

[Anonymous No.55259294]

>>55255685
I'm not because there literally isn't going to be one. We will have soft landings and QE forever.

[Anonymous No.55259390]

>>55255685
Deleveraging in a debt-based fiat system is not really possible desu
We will all turn into Japan and have QE forever

[Anonymous No.55259414]

>>55255429
SOXL
How could I forget
TMF and UPRO
should have been in my head
>>55259106
Going all in is pretty based in my opinion, if you do not have a lot of starting capital and your investment thesis only spans 2 years it seems perfectly rational to me because you can recoup your losses easily but you also need to make a lot of money

[Anonymous No.55259450]

Im pulled out of all stocks and all 180k or so of my money is in short or mid term CDs paying around 5%
in 2 weeks the stock market will crash

[Anonymous No.55259464]

>>55259450
Why are you so sure?
That final rally in big tech leaves you uncomfortable?

[Anonymous No.55259711]

>>55259464
consumer debt and credit card debt at all time high, pretty soon boomers are gonna need their imaginary stock money turned into imaginary fiat money to buy beer and televisions and medical insurance deductibles and premiums

[Anonymous No.55259731]

>>55258450
Well now that's cancelled because it appears my sister has to crash with me for a few days because she's working on ruining her second marriage...

[Anonymous No.55259737]

>>55259731
Just put her in the video

[Anonymous No.55259755]

>>55259737
Fuck. No.

[Anonymous No.55259763]

>>55259711
its been at all time highs all year. based solely on that metric how can you be so sure that in two weeks its going to finally cause something bad to happen?

[Anonymous No.55259768]

>>55256388
baggot what age you retiring? Im shooting for 57

[Anonymous No.55259776]

>>55259763
just the le 2 weeks meme, im saying its gonna happen eventually at this current trajectory

[Anonymous No.55259846]

>>55259711
Consoomerism has just become a deeply internalized character trait for the newer generations, much more so than boomers. Zoomers being happily enslaved serfs as long as they have access to their dopamine devices and brand consoomables is the new normal, so having high consoomer/cc debt is no longer an existential societal problem (in the decades-long term at least).

[Anonymous No.55259905]

Good Morning. I hope I dont see any Trash Macroposting faggots on my /smg/ today

[Anonymous No.55259914]

>>55259768
I'll be 54. Maybe 53. Depends. How I feel, how fat my pension check will be, how much sick time I keep racking up (sick time counts as credit to retirement calculation). I'm 40 now. I could go sooner but I'd be leaving uh easy money on the table.

[Anonymous No.55259926]

>>55259731
didn't she get mad at you at the cookout?

[Anonymous No.55259935]

Nothing has happened. Again.

[Anonymous No.55259946]

Give me your best low cap / penny stocks

[Anonymous No.55259947]

>>55259935
Thanks for reminding me! This year it will definitely work out!

[Anonymous No.55259961]

>>55259946
I'm in a meme called Chatham Rock Phosphate, 10 million market cap CAD
They are sitting on 200 million usd of annual cash flow that they can't get a permit for, but they have like 6 different projects going on and if any one of them succeeds it should bode well for the capitalization
Problem with this company is that it's an execution trap

[Anonymous No.55260009]

How do I deal with the fact that if I was born a female I could just post a picture of my butthole online and get enough money to buy a farm where as I’m male and have to do back breaking labour for 50 years just to have 1 year retirement then death

[Anonymous No.55260019]

>>55260009
thou shalt not covet

[Anonymous No.55260037]

Newfag question but is stock investment worth the effort at lower economic tiers? Lets say your capital is 10 thousand dollars, would there be any sense to purchase blue stocks like microsoft or apple with such a capital?

[Anonymous No.55260039]

>>55259935

[Anonymous No.55260060]

>>55260037
at that entry point it's probably only advisable if you're able to finesse and exercise your holdings.
that means, have at least 100 shares of anything.

[Anonymous No.55260063]

>>55260037
Peter Lynch could turn 100 dollars into a million, I seem to remember. It's all a matter of how good you are

[Anonymous No.55260072]

>>55260063
The 100 dollars he started with back then are nowadays pretty much one million dollars adjusted for inflation.
Number go up has been the winning "strategy" for half a century now.

[Anonymous No.55260075]

>>55260037
Btw,
Warren Buffett had 1 single stock in his personal portfolio (at least at times)
And he believed microcaps and smallcaps have the best upside

[Anonymous No.55260083]

>>55260060
>>55260063
Gotcha, perhaps i should mention that i don't live in US so the capital mentioned would be worth five times that in my personal economic reality.
I'll try to read up on all the resources shared in the OP. Would you have some books/sites beside those to recommend?

[Anonymous No.55260089]

>>55260075
>Warren Buffett had 1 single stock in his personal portfolio
A few million shares of BRK?

[Anonymous No.55260093]

>>55260037
some of those big tech stocks are already at unnatural highs pumped up mostly by FOMO speculators. looks for neglected bargains instead. buy low, sell high. i personally have very small amounts of fractional shares of AAPL and MSFT and will only up my portions when they fall back some or legitimate support gets up under them as the rest of the market "catches up" over time.

[Anonymous No.55260104]

>>55260083
>Would you have some books/sites beside those to recommend?
The free material available from tastytrade.
They have a focus on options, but you'd arrive there eventually.

[Anonymous No.55260106]

>>55260089
No he said it was a company
Look up an interview with him on diversification, he dislikes it and thinks 3 companies you know well is enough (because there aren't too many good opportunities so diversification loses you too much)

[Anonymous No.55260107]

>>55259926
Yes, she's a bit of a basket case. My apartment is not really meant for another person.

[Anonymous No.55260111]

>>55258444
'literally' twice in one sentence? have some restraint man

[Anonymous No.55260113]

>>55260072
He took Magellan from 20 mil to 14 bil in 13 years
Nothing to do with inflation

[Anonymous No.55260118]

>>55260113
Btw he never used leverage and I think he never used options either, just bought and sold stock Kek
Smg btfo

[Anonymous No.55260126]

>>55260113
>Nothing to do with inflation
Oh, of course.
>>55260118
Yes.

[Anonymous No.55260149]

>>55260107
>poemanon isn't "another person"
interesting
development

[Anonymous No.55260158]

in classic /biz/ fashion not a single post about tesla($TSLA) in /smg/ while it continues blazing its path as the new bitcoin.

[Anonymous No.55260190]

>>55260158
we are risk management minded people who try to avoid blowing ourselves up on dumpsterfires run by retards that can tank everything the moment their whimsey feels like it.
There hasn't been a lot of TSLA posting since Elon bought twitter.

[Anonymous No.55260192]

>>55260149
Well she just told me that she's probably getting divorced so that's always nice.b she's been married to 2 really good dudes , and has managed to fuck them both up. I really don't understand what her deal is. She's in her 40's now. Like what even is the point of getting a divorce at this stage of the game? If you're with a decent guy who has his shit together just stay with him for fuck's sake. Not getting any younger.

[Anonymous No.55260205]

>>55260190
>we are risk management minded people who try to avoid blowing ourselves up on dumpsterfires run by retards that can tank everything the moment their whimsey feels like it.
cope chud

[Anonymous No.55260222]

>>55255271
jesus christ some people really do believe everything they read in news don't they?

[Anonymous No.55260263]

>>55260149
Poem anons different. We understand each other. My sister is going full schizo and she wants to stay with me for 4 fucking days. Her friend already told her she could crash with her but apparently that's not good enough for her. I am not thrilled in having a woman live with me even if it's my own blood. We have nothing in common, she's going to be an emotional wreck the whole time and I'm basically a dead inside robot so I won't know how to respond, and she'll be drunk on wine 24/7. I don't know why she doesn't just stay at my parents house. They have a fucking guest bedroom. Of course my parents are probably going to be pissed that she's getting divorced yet again.

[Anonymous No.55260294]

>>55260158
I think TSLA is way too volatile to be looked at as if though it were a regular stock.
As >>55260190 said, its basically the new bitcoins, its highs and lows are fully dependant on whether or not Musk shows his cock to another lady on a plane or not.

[Anonymous No.55260297]

>>55260263
Are you me? My sister is already divorced and living with my folks for loke 6 years. Shes seeing someone new and jes building a house, but she is bankrupt and he wasnt receptive to one of emotional breakdowns a few months ago. She thinks sjebhas addisons disease, but doctors wont test her for it

[Anonymous No.55260301]

>>55260263
She needs that rebound dick bro, only you can give it

[Anonymous No.55260334]

>>55260158
NVDA is the new tsla

[Anonymous No.55260369]

>>55260297
My biggest concern is my nephew. He's autistic and has epilepsy. He's already had a rough life because my sister had him with a guy she cheated on her first husband with and he's a fucking deadbeat that has prostitutes and shit over to his house. He finally found some stability with her second husband and now shes going to uproot him out of that living situation and live like a fucking grifter. I'm half tempted to have the kid move in with me but hes young and I would have to leave him alone for long periods of time and that's not safe for him. Especially because I live downtown where there is lots of traffic. Women are fucking dumb man. From what she told me even her husband is getting tired of her mental illness and I can't blame him honestly.

[Anonymous No.55260387]

Siga homophobes

[Anonymous No.55260396]

>>55260369
So her first husband let himself be cucked by a deadbeat and still raised the child, and she still dumped him
Huh
Your sister sounds like the memes about untrustworthy women desu
And now she will grift off of you
For every woman, there is an enabler?

[Anonymous No.55260406]

IT'S FUCKING OVER. RUN FOR THE HILLS

[Anonymous No.55260423]

something big is gonna happen soon.

>uncle ted passed
>soxl will pump

[Anonymous No.55260454]

>>55260406
fuck dude, it has begun

[Anonymous No.55260455]

>>55260396
Uhh no, as soon as he found out they split up. The first husband wasn't even around when the kid was born. Second husband was divorced as well before my sister and him met. He's just getting tired of her shit. She's not going to grift off me because I have nothing. She's eventually going to move in with my parents most likely. She doesn't want to get divorced but shes hopped up on so many psyche meds that he's probably had enough. My sister has always been excellent at throwing our family into complete chaos, but unlike a lot of you here, we aren't sociopaths that will just throw our own family in the street. I know a lot of you are bitter for being raised by an abusive single mother so I get it, but I wasn't raised that way

[Anonymous No.55260457]

>>55260222
no, nobody does this

[Anonymous No.55260469]

i'm still pissed at that movie last night for movie night. those people were fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.55260477]

>>55260192
potentially agreed in general. as someone who's been married and divorced, women are psychos and should be forced to submit to male rule. conversely, few males are truly worthy of ruling, so *everything* is just a colossal shitshow and that's just the way it is, who but her knows the complexities within her reasoning.

[Anonymous No.55260481]

What was the movie last night

[Anonymous No.55260508]

>>55260369
>Women are fucking dumb man
FUCKING THIS
>FUCKING THIS
FUCKING THIS
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[Anonymous No.55260522]

>>55260469
they set it up nicely with the uncomfortable vibes among the groups and then it immediately goes downhill. 1/10

[Anonymous No.55260536]

>>55260455
Yeah you're right, I shouldn't have said that she will grift off of you. I was honestly a bit baffled at what you said about her cucking her first husband. So sorry for that.
Did she really know it wasn't his kid when she was pregnant, though? That's crazy

[Anonymous No.55260546]

>>55260455
ah, i see, yes, he's gotten tired of the shit, and gave her some ultimatums, and she won't or possibly can't comply, but of course she claims he's the problem.

[Anonymous No.55260558]

>>55260481
some stranded at see flick

[Anonymous No.55260570]

>>55260558
sea

[Anonymous No.55260591]

>>55260455
My sister got married to a fag. My parents set her up with him. In a moment of weakness my mom confessed that he didn't sleep with my sister for a month after the marriage until his dad came over one day and had a stern talk with him.

She's divorced now with a kid who has autism. The clinic he goes to is draining my dad's wallet. My sister is very smart, she had an internship with a big 4 firm. She's a little bitchy sometimes though. She could've held down a decent life if she had a good man. What a waste.

[Anonymous No.55260594]

>>55260536
She didn't get pregnant until after they were divorced. My dad spent over $10k on her wedding and said when he was walking her down the aisle, that he could tell something was wrong. After they were divorced my dad was pissed and it forever changed his opinion of her. I dont want you to get it mixed up though. Collectively as a family we are all kind of tired of her shit, but overall she's a good person. She went to rehab, which they scramble your brain while you're they're, and then they put her on a fuck ton of psyche meds because doctors are fucking scum. My sister would never ask to stay with me unless it was truly important because she knows I have very little tolerance for this shit. Plus with my work schedule I'm going to be all up in her business at all hours of the night which I'm sure she won't like very much to begin with. Just remember, women are always attracted to the lowest common denominator. So if any of you are still having a hard time finding a girlfriend, just quit your job, live in your car, and pick up a fent habit and women will be begging you to fuck them. Goddamnit women are retarded creatures.

[Anonymous No.55260604]

>>55260591
I forgot to mention he's still in the closet

[Anonymous No.55260613]

>Sunday morning /smg/

[Anonymous No.55260618]

>>55260591
Yeah it just sucks because my nephew is going to be fucked in the head so bad from all of this and end up hanging out here because of it, and I want more for him than to be some autistic 4chan lurker. I suppose sometimes it's unavoidable.

[Anonymous No.55260628]

>>55260594
i am sure that the LORD GOD Almighty is appreciative of your sacrifice for her regardless of how "deserving" or not she is, because we all require His mercy for our own reasons, and need to give what we also ultimately need, if perhaps in very different ways.

[Anonymous No.55260639]

>>55260594
Hahaha, that reminds me of the quote by anon author Delicious Tacos (DT)
"Pussy wants an estate or pussy wants the sidewalk. I have an apartment."
He's got some pretty funny books.
I guess they see something exciting in bums? Friend of mine always took care of his gf and she cheated on him with an unemployed coke addict

But yeah I get what you're saying about your sister, and she's still family ofc.

[Anonymous No.55260685]

>>55260628
Much appreciated. I know this isn't really the place to talk about it so I'm gonna wrap this up, but I was just replying to scoopsies about making a video and it ended up turning into this. Not a great way to start your day when you get a text first thing in the morning that's starts with
>hey this is going to sound weird but...
I swear to God all of the worst shit I have to deal with starts at the second I open my eyes each morning.

[Anonymous No.55260746]

>>55260594
Btw not all women are like this, there's a lot of sensible women out there
What bothers me is the question if, at some level, they still *want* to fuck unemployed coke addicts even if they are sensible enough not to
But that's r9k territory Kek, so I will stop it there

[Anonymous No.55260758]

>>55260455
So you gonna fuck your sister or what?

[Anonymous No.55260802]

>>55260746
>there's a lot of sensible women out there

[Anonymous No.55260829]

>>55260746
>not all women are like this
Correct boomer women aren't like this but anyone born after the boomers sadly is like this. The "good" ones just hide it better than others. I can almost guarantee my mother and father would be divorced at this point because they drive each other crazy, but they don't because they made a commitment and are sticking to it. You bring kids into the world you stick it out pure and simple. Your kids shouldn't suffer because you're retarded. I was at a wedding last night and I swear to God basically every single one of my old friends there was divorced. It's fucking pathetic. Dont get fucking married if you even have a shadow of a doubt

[Anonymous No.55260884]

>>55255271
I need advice from you older anons. I've been using whores for sex so I see no point into getting into a relationship. I don't mind going out on a date but if I have zero feelings for a women I won't even pursue sex with her because I can just buy it instead. Anyways my money is currently running dry, should I just say fuck it and risk running my life by cooming in civilian women. Or should I just stack up my money and have some patience?

[Anonymous No.55260894]

>>55260829
this is almost exactly what i was thinking, except it was the actual boomer's mothers. actual boomer women are far more sane than any after them, but actual boomer women's mothers were the last women to be disciplined before the jews made it illegal.

[Anonymous No.55260898]

>>55260829
Yeah this rings true to me
Idk there's also a lot of men that are retarded, basically just cheating because they couldn't keep their dick in their pants and then their chick self-righteously ends the relationship, I've seen that happen, guys throwing away their entire future and a step family they loved.
One of my friends is not like that and he is married, but he is also extremely old-fashioned, he might as well be from the 50s

[Anonymous No.55260901]

>>55260884
>cooming in civilian women
super dumb, your money instantly becomes theirs and the law will back them up.

[Anonymous No.55260916]

>>55260884
tinder. it's uTorrent for sex workers.

[Anonymous No.55260917]

>>55260884
You're unironically saving money just using whores for sex. I would stick to that and just stack cash.

[Anonymous No.55260918]

>pre-futures

[Anonymous No.55261056]

what's the sunday rate for janitorial duties?

[Anonymous No.55261066]

>>55256330

This was me until I moved to options. Things are so much less stressful now.

[Anonymous No.55261069]

>I bought Taco Bell today
I'm sorry but the prophecy must be fulfilled.

[Anonymous No.55261072]

>>55261056
They do it for free :)
(They took down my post asking for financial advice just because I spoke about women in a "mean" way)

[Anonymous No.55261079]

>>55261066
i don't understand them well enough to try them yet, but i have done some paper trading.

[Anonymous No.55261106]

>>55260406
PEOPLE EATING PEOPLE. HABANERO TIGERS DRAGGING GRANDMAS INTO THE FOREST. CAN YOU HEAR THE SCREAMS?
>jannies this is financial advice, SPY is going to 0

[Anonymous No.55261107]

where is he taking this market next week?

[Anonymous No.55261126]

>>55261107
up

[Anonymous No.55261160]

>>55256330
>options are dangerous and scary
>BAN ASSAULT OPTIONS NOW!

[Anonymous No.55261185]

>>55261106
no, spy is still going to go up
we have officially entered bull market now
Yahoo finance told me so

[Anonymous No.55261191]

>>55261069
I plan on getting taco bell tonight as well. I was supposed to go grocery shopping today but I just don't have it in me.

[Anonymous No.55261197]

>>55260613
I'm going back to bed

[Anonymous No.55261206]

Short dated SOXL calls or TQQQ tomorrow morning? $5.5k worth

[Anonymous No.55261217]

I have about $200 to spend in my poorfolio, about to cross the 1k mark. Do I keep building my current positions or should I be trying to add more companies so I am not to heavy in one sector?

[Anonymous No.55261229]

>>55261217
diversification is a meme, and if you must diversify, let an index do that for you

[Anonymous No.55261258]

>>55260063
Peter Lynch bought the Taco Bell dip. He is beyond our comprehension only Jack Bogle comes close to his autism powers.

[Anonymous No.55261289]

>>55261229
I agree with this sentiment. I want to add to the positions that are working but it feels silly to buy while it’s going up or after it has appreciated a lot recently. I don’t know if I want to add to my positions which are pulling back as I am not sure how I feel confidence/ conviction wise regarding those positions. I don’t wanna spread myself to thin since I feel like it minimizes my gains more then is reduces my risk but since my portfolio is so small navigating the management is a little weird. It is such a small portfolio it probably doesn’t matter and I am already over thinking it.

> How do we feel about petrol stocks? They have been performing really well for me and have pulled back slightly. Would love to build that position but I am worried if we get Trump for president we will see energy prices crumble. Obviously good for at the pump and grocery store but not so good for share holders.

[Anonymous No.55261349]

>>55261289
Energy has a lot of risk, not just political but also economic. I do want to get into uranium and oil but I’m waiting until there’s a bigger flush out.

[Anonymous No.55261435]

where is my commodity super cycle?

[Anonymous No.55261447]

What's the best way to profit from the government becoming an autocratic FBI-led junta? Jannies, should I long police state tickers like PLTR and GEO, or are military industrial complex tickers like LMT and RTX better?

[Anonymous No.55261487]

>>55261349

Good take, I agree. Energy and utilities are a big part of my portfolio right now. Sort of why I want to add more even though diversification is a meme. The utilities are pretty stable but I don’t expect to make a lot of money. The petrol has been really profitable but I feel the risk setting in long term. I have some tech stocks but they all rallied recently so I wouldn’t want my DCA to increase buying the top like an idiot. Besides that I have a few consumer discretionary stocks like Starbucks and MGM.

Not sure what I should be doing, I think I am +4YTD so not doing terrible but I feel like I am really under performing against my own expectations at least.

[Anonymous No.55261519]

Long term SPY puts seem cheap compared to the potential downside, 360$ puts or to jan 19th are like 660$ and i bought 1 416$p exp 7/7 for 180$ think when i have more cash i plan on buying atleast 5 long term SPY puts, thoughts?

[Anonymous No.55261536]

im trading contrarian to the market (short) right now and its got me nervous

[Anonymous No.55261550]

>>55261487
> Not sure what I should be doing
Story of my life

[Anonymous No.55261574]

time to learn
https://youtu.be/QqQtV7wHSV0

[Anonymous No.55261582]

>>55261574
do amerilards really?

[Anonymous No.55261605]

>>55261536
you should always be contrarian but not against price, against people. the question is how is dumb money positioned? look at pic related, i dont know how reliable each one is but seems like dumb money is net short, therefore you should be long

[Anonymous No.55261628]

>>55255451
was cybersix a tranny and was the teacher gay for the male version ?

[Anonymous No.55261639]

>>55261574
a single cruise ship is as bad as 20 million cars for the environment. it is sodom and gomora on the seas and should be forbidden.

[Anonymous No.55261642]

Glowjannies, should I long GEO and PLTR to profit off the FBI junta takeover of the government?

[Anonymous No.55261653]

>>55261160
>woosh

[Anonymous No.55261660]

>>55261582
>>55261639
I just like watching his videos

[Anonymous No.55261672]

>>55261660
i rather watch kamikaze cash

[Anonymous No.55261686]

>>55261536
Every retard and their mother thinks the US is on the brink of collapse, yt is full of bear influencers
Is short really contrarian

[Anonymous No.55261723]

>>55261686
So you be sayin?

[Anonymous No.55261747]

Glowjannies, should I long GEO and PLTR to profit off the FBI junta takeover of the government? Why are you so upset about my investment strategy?

[Anonymous No.55261884]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-06-11/george-soros-hands-control-of-open-society-foundations-to-son
Soros is bowing out.

[Anonymous No.55261978]

>>55256865
Mumus, shaken not stirred.

[Anonymous No.55262014]

>>55261605
>>55261686
maybe im just too early

[Anonymous No.55262028]

>>55257297
What bars are those? Weekly?

[Anonymous No.55262045]

>>55262014
you're about a year too late

[Anonymous No.55262088]

>>55262014
Well idk you can still make a bearish case
Oxbow advisors have a good yt channel and they are bearish because they think the Fed has to cause a recession so they can lower interest rates and bail out usgov (interest payments are moooooning)
But bearish analysis isn't that contrarian
To me it's all the same, I don't care about being contrarian

[Anonymous No.55262142]

>>55261191
Get short shorts and a wide brimmed hat.

[Anonymous No.55262166]

>>55262014
i had a closer look, pic related. the extremes seems like good signals as if it's accumulation or distribution but look how hard it drops off. As soon as the price trend starts, people exit their seemingly correct position and the sentiment chart crosses the 50% mark to the other side (marked in yellow). either youre a bit early or will be proven correct soon enough as we are at extremes.

This is directly opposite to the contrarian statement below the chart released by the company. I think they are still right though. what is happening is a mistiming of their positions entry and exit so the sentiment chart appears like it's leading or showing accumulation/distribution phases but its not because when those properly timed longs or shorts start making money, they appear to be quitting their position and seemingly flipping against the trend. It doesnt tell us how many are sitting on cash though.

[Anonymous No.55262186]

>>55261519
Youre gonna get fucking nuked by theta.

[Anonymous No.55262200]

>>55261672
I prefer true capitalist radio
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iSSCOw47qKo

[Anonymous No.55262203]

>>55262166
I'm a sentiment trader who trades contrary to derivative markets since it's believed most options traders lose. Options are zero sum. For every winner there is a loser and when the bulk of options traders are on one side in the extreme that side is by necessity wrong. Equities are positive sum due to expanding economy, dividends, etc. so even if equities traders are "wrong" they can just buy the market and hold long enough to eventually be right so trading contrary to the equity market means you may not be able to hold the trade long enough to be right. Hence my approach
On the left is the SPY IV term structure. Look for extremes. Comparing the chart to SPY will make the relationship obvious. On the right are 4 sample indicators. Clockwise from top left is the VIX6M/VIX ratio. This doesn't trend so the horizontal lines are good spots to make note of extreme readings. Next is MMTH/VIX. MMTH is the percentage of stocks in the S&P above their 200 day moving average. Bottom right is the 10 day moving average of the inverse Put/Call Ratio. If you don't difference the series to detrend it you can use a longer moving average and look for 2 standard deviations above or below it for extreme readings. Bottom left is the inverse spread between junk bond interest rates and treasuries of the same duration. When this blows out sentiment is distinctly negative. When it goes to an extreme, a reversal is coming. The list on the right is some economic indicators I like and a few other sentiment indicators I check
Some think all these amount to the same thing. That is wrong. They all need to line up
Note most of these indicators trend so it's helpful to use more elaborate mathematical massaging of the date i.e. de-trending by differencing the series. I use a spreadsheet set for this purpose. Also, you have to read these correctly. Check SSRN for thoughts on how to do this

[Anonymous No.55262227]

"Shat Happens" still to do list for 2023: New tires on car before winter sets in, bag more VZ, keep chipping away at my remaining credit card debt.
"Shat Happens" for 2024; new dishwasher, buy 6x 18TB drives for server, bag more VZ, still chip away at credit card debt. Halfway tempted to just take out another personal loan and roll up everything in one major go (Tires,dishwasher,server drives, and VZ shares) but I know the payment on doing that would be obscene plus who's to say some other fucking thing wouldn't rear up to bite me while I'm paying it all off.

[Anonymous No.55262278]

>>55261519
You will be raped. Then the moment you give up the spy will crash

[Anonymous No.55262302]

>>55262227
I thought you had a lot of green rolling in, seems like it's rolling out. Get rid of the wife and house, pull yourself up by your bootstraps and move into a bachelor pad next to your office so you can walk to work. Now no more car expenses either. There, solved your "shat happens". Think about all the VZ shares you can get now, KO boomer.

[Anonymous No.55262364]

>>55262200
5 mins in and the show is just like smg. people talking stocks seriously and then random people making racists posts out of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.55262395]

How will this week go? Crabbing? Pumping? Dumping?

https://youtu.be/-kKK9urr0Ko

[Anonymous No.55262408]

I've been off smg for a few months now and I feel drastically better. I am very close to dumping my individual stock positions and rolling it all into some index ETF. Still looking for a more productive hobby, but chasing cash that won't matter isn't worth it.

[Anonymous No.55262423]

>>55262045
>>55262088
>>55262166
im bearish on the short term, feel like we overpumping this last couple months. but then again market has been down bigly an entire year. whatever im net long so whatever, was hoping for a lil dump for my short options

[Anonymous No.55262439]

how did I get banned for a post I did not post in a board I have never visited? this is extremely financial

[Anonymous No.55262451]

>>55262302
I do have a decent amount of green rolling in. Now anyway. It didn't used to be that way. Also just as I was feeling good "shat happened" to suck a wad of it. (House repairs,car repairs,health related). The coffers haven't had time to recharge

[Anonymous No.55262470]

>>55262364
Well thats kinda what i was going for, smg only exists in a visual(and existential) capacity. This brings the auditory senses in to complete the experience. Plus angry fat boomer get mad lol.

[Anonymous No.55262478]

>inflation
>transitory inflation
>disinflation
>deflation
which one is it?

[Anonymous No.55262480]

>>55262227
maybe the LORD GOD Almighty will bless you if you stop reading all that hentai garbage. I'm buying $1 of GT tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55262481]

>>55262439
Your ip address changes because you phone post.

[Anonymous No.55262522]

>>55262439
Russian hackers.

[Anonymous No.55262540]

>>55261884
>I'm more political than my father
God fucking help us the guys is only 37 years old too. If he lives as long as his father we'll get nearly 60 years of absolute tyranny. Imagine the insane shit he's going to fund. The dude is completely out of touch with reality. At least his dad came from humble beginnings and he's still a psycho too.

[Anonymous No.55262639]

>try to make an appointment to see doc
>first appointment at the local clinic is a month out with any provider, not even my regular physician
explain this shit fats, i never had tany trouble seeing a GP same day in a country with socialised medicine

[Anonymous No.55262648]

>>55262639
private healthcare plus everyone with vaxxaids is going to the hospital constantly now. doctor even confirmed that theyve been getting more and more appointments.

[Anonymous No.55262670]

>>55262203
wow thanks. ill have to incorporate volatility. previously i only ever used mmth (as well as the 20ma and 50ma equivalents) and volume. How do you read the "current term structure" chart in the picture you posted

[Anonymous No.55262671]

>>55262478
Maybe its just regular flation.

[Anonymous No.55262682]

>>55262540
Dad did all this for his son to have a world designed for him. Son will be broke by 2030.

[Anonymous No.55262785]

>>55262227
Boomer-san. I am like a broken record at this point but I'll try putting it another way:

Interest. On. Debt. Is. Negative. Gains

If your stock market returns do not match or exceed your credit card / personal loan interest rate. Which they probably don't if they're divvy stocks like VZ. Then you are LOOSING money everytime you buy stock instead of paying off the loan. Think about it.

>buy 6x 18TB drives for server
OK at least this is pretty based. However. It better not be for pornographic materials that your wife is unaware of...

[Anonymous No.55262820]

What's CVNA doing tomorrow boys

[Anonymous No.55262831]

>>55262227
>VZ as in Verizon or am I retarded?

[Anonymous No.55262839]

>>55262831
yes

[Anonymous No.55262866]

>>55262839
Interesting, What are your thoughts on it? To me it seems similar to a lot of the utility stocks I own. Sure they probably make a ton of money as everybody has to pay for electricity or phone bill but I don't feel like the can really expand to much in terms of growth. Not that their profit after expenses is bad but I am not sure there is anything that could cause it to appreciate in value.

[Anonymous No.55262888]

question about inflation. i visited a country that has double or triple the inflation mine does. their prices were still lower than my country.

its always been a cheaper country but id think double inflation would mean their prices to be pretty high.

or is my country being jewed by sellers jacking up prices and blaming it on inflation ??

[Anonymous No.55262894]

>>55262682
Inshallah anon. They actually aren't as wealthy as I once thought. Soros is only worth about $6 billion which compared to other psychopaths like bill gates and bezos, that's a drop in the ocean. But yes George set up a fun world for Alex to toy with the goyim. His other son was far too logical and capable of critical thinking, and we can't have any of that.

[Anonymous No.55262905]

>>55261217
If you are below $10k don't bother diversifying. Five is like the absolute most #positions you want at that level, or 1 position per $1k, whichever is smaller. Focus on getting familiar with the mechanics of buying/selling, and on how companies do over time vs how they said they were going to do (you are reading the quarterly earnings right??). Think of this as a practice run for when you are able to save up more.

Also. You should consider having at decent portion (like 50%) be SPY or equivalent, so you at least have a baseline that won't be rekt by bad decisions. And I'm assuming you have at least a 3-month emergency fund in cash or equivalents... if not then picrel until you do.

[Anonymous No.55262941]

>>55261978

[Anonymous No.55262949]

>>55262820
dumping until the mass short squeeze upon fed pause

[Anonymous No.55262960]

>>55261217
Use fractional shares in Robinhood to buy small amounts of lots of good companies. If the companies are on an overall upward trend, but you're buying them while they are at higher points within their immediate local cycles, then wait on them to drop to support levels and add more to them. Be sure to check P/E and look for good dividends, and set the dividends to automatically reinvest and expand your equities, compounding.

[Anonymous No.55262968]

I have 10k I have no idea what to do with. I made it all swing trading and now I can’t find anything to dump it in. Trying to turn 8k in to 100k. I’m at 26k so far after 3 fuckin years. I want to be a winner anons. Halp. Any books to read to reach my goal? I don’t want to use options, just shares. I have 80k cash, but I don’t touch that. It’s my emergency fund.

[Anonymous No.55262985]

>>55262894
Thats their personal wealth. Its nothing compared to the corporate wealth status. But hes irrational, he will learn to play ball for investors or he'll get sued off the board.

[Anonymous No.55263021]

>>55262968
80k seems like a lot to have in pure cash. What interest rate are you getting?

[Anonymous No.55263047]

>>55262985
From what i've read, the open society foundation is worth $25 billion which again isn't very much when you compare it to publicly traded companies, but i'm sure blackrock is ready to cut a check whenever they need it.

[Anonymous No.55263090]

>In 1925, there were 1,600 millionaires, but by 1950, fewer than 900 remained.

[Anonymous No.55263111]

>>55263021
Around 4%. I have a wife and 3 kids and live in fagifornia (I was born here), so 80k isn’t much. I have around 200k in retirement too. This is just my trading account I’m trying to grow. I’ve done ok so far, but I’m looking to gain some skills.

[Anonymous No.55263113]

>>55263090
and now there is 56 million millionaires kek. Inflation is a hell of a drug

[Anonymous No.55263147]

i dont know how to get started in all this, i have tried a few times to get myself acquainted to the culture and memes here and how to invest but i just get overwhelmed and leave this instead
i have 37k in the bank and i lent 50k to a family member and its now just hitting me that im just letting my money sit in my bank account doing nothing
i do "own" a house and thats pretty much the thing im paying the most for since i rarely go out and do anything else so thats why i was able to save a bit for almost 5 years before i bought it 4 years ago
i dont think i'll ever get married and start a family of my own but i do want to start doing something to leave money for my parents and siblings behind so they can live comfortable in case i decide to an hero or die unexpectedly
thank you for reading my blog, i just needed to vent

[Anonymous No.55263186]

>>55263111
Fair enough I guess you can't take too much risk with four dependents. I have a similar amount in my "active" (non-retirement) account and I just pick stocks that I think are undervalued. I had some picks in 2020 that would have done multiples if I had held onto them so my advice is don't second guess yourself. I had FB below $100, NVDA below $250, OXIG below £20. If I held those until now I'd be up at least 3x.

[Anonymous No.55263193]

>>55263147
If you don't know what do you can just dollar cost average in to SPY or VOO and let it run for many years.

[Anonymous No.55263260]

>>55263147
put it all in Robinhood, pay $5 per month for Gold, get 4.65% interest on it just sitting there, wait for the markets to crash and bottom, which will probably somewhat correlate with the 4.65 getting lowered, put it all into VOO.

[Anonymous No.55263360]

>>55262395
the pump of a lifetime due to my puts

[Anonymous No.55263370]

all the fun of the stock market has been sucked out. i miss the good ol' days.

[Anonymous No.55263385]

>>55263186
Man I can relate. I had Celsius at $10, CROX at $49, and Tesla at $120 to name a few. I still have 50 shares of Tesla, but I sold the other half. I’ve never lost a lot of money, but I pulled out waaay too early on a lot of shit because I allowed people to FUD my thesis. Good luck, anon.

[Anonymous No.55263429]

We ever going to get a new thread?

[Anonymous No.55263455]

>>55263429
in time

[Anonymous No.55263525]

>>55263429
>>55263455
baking!!
>>55263516
>>55263516
>>55263516
>>55263516

baked!!

[Anonymous No.55263851]

>>55262028
daily