/smg/ stock market general

[/smg/ stock market general No.55241826]

He Sold The Bottom Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previously on /smg/ >>55239595

[Anonymous No.55241846]

>>55241826
Top signal.

[Anonymous No.55241854]

Is JEPI really a scam bros…..

[Anonymous No.55241860]

>>55241854
all I know is my divi shrunk this month

[Anonymous No.55241861]

>>55241829
>What does it mean "not to be held overnight?
>this shit has lost 30% YTD

[Anonymous No.55241873]

Please help a newbie out lads
DOCU beat its estimates and pumped before open, but as soon as markets opened, it started going downhill and now it's in the negative compared to yesterday.
What causes this pattern?

[Anonymous No.55241881]

>>55241873
algos and stops being triggered

[Anonymous No.55241882]

>>55241873
Profit taking, sell the news, you got greedy. Plenty of names for it.

[Anonymous No.55241888]

>>55241873
the semitic shuffle

[Anonymous No.55241904]

Does SPY look like its forming a head and shoulders into Monday?

[Anonymous No.55241908]

>>55241854
That fact that it was 'organically' shilled here, I'm inclined to believe it is a scam.

[Anonymous No.55241914]

>>55241882
I love women

[Anonymous No.55241945]

>>55241908
Do companies really shill on /smg/? I can believe it for shitcoins but not bluechip shit like JPM

[Anonymous No.55241953]

You fucking idiots. Morons. You’re blind. VIX is 13. I’m warning you. Again.

Why is the forest quiet. Why do the birds stop chirping.

[Anonymous No.55241955]

>>55241826
Stocks kinda piss me off. Theyre fake and gay like crypto but everyone takes them serious

[Anonymous No.55241964]

>>55241953
Ummm maybe because they're comfy and sleepy??

[Anonymous No.55241966]

DG is the best mega cap deal right now. If you're not buying DG you're stupid. The dump of DG was a big overreaction to onw of the best fundamental retailers. DG blows WMT away with its operating margins.

[Anonymous No.55241967]

The baboon returns to his cave. Look at the change in the IV of VIX options.

VVIX. The monkeys stopped howling.

[Anonymous No.55241969]

>>55241945
4chins is the very center of internet culture

[Anonymous No.55241977]

>>55241969
No, that's Tiktok and Twitch now.

[Anonymous No.55241991]

>>55241977
that's not culture, it's the fastfood of entertainment.

[Anonymous No.55241994]

>>55241826
Fuck this market, I'm leaving work early and going home to drink beer and grill burgers.

[Anonymous No.55241995]

>>55241945
Shilled by bagholders. They don't even do it for free since they are actively losing money by bagholding

[Anonymous No.55241998]

>>55241977
Let me know when wallstreet bets catchphrase changes to if tiktok found a Bloomberg terminal

[Anonymous No.55242007]

>>55241964
Yes. Exactly.

The birds are asleep. The hawk lies down. The birds don’t know what is coming. They’re not alert.

VIX is 13.

The rustling at the bed of the forest stops.

Only quiet footsteps.

[Anonymous No.55242010]

>>55241854
It's not a dividend ETF. It doesn't pay a dividend so you get hit with Capital Gains on the payment. So the only way you benefit if by putting it in your IRA but then you are running a weird ETF that sounds like a ponzi scheme that can't explain to you how it magically makes monthly dividend payments.

Just buy VTI or VT. SCHD is atleast using DOW stocks for their divvy.

[Anonymous No.55242015]

>>55241995
Kek true

[Anonymous No.55242018]

>>55241955
I agree, at least options degenerates are honest gamblers

[Anonymous No.55242017]

>>55241991
Fact is, those are the places where memes are coming from now.
>>55241998
Some Reddit sub is relevant now? It's where a bunch of dupes go to get pump and dump scammed just like /biz/

[Anonymous No.55242026]

is sqqq just fucked now

[Anonymous No.55242038]

>>55241873
An organic, rational market that buys and sells for the current fair market value. This all by human hands, no robots involved.

[Anonymous No.55242041]

>>55241966
DG has:
>Better P/E
>Better divvy

> The dump of DG was a big overreaction to onw of the best fundamental retailers
Details please

[Anonymous No.55242061]

>>55242017
>where memes are coming from now.
that all originate and come from here

[Anonymous No.55242080]

>>55242007
Okay bur what does this mean for Taco Bell?

[Anonymous No.55242094]

PACW BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.55242124]

>>55241882
>aggravated assault
>jailtime
Well deserved...

[Anonymous No.55242139]

>>55242041
I said DG's operating margins. DG has some of the best profitable metrics of any retailer, and the best of the mega caps. Every dollar that changes hands in DG, DG keeps more of it than the other retailers. Sales are down some which is why the price tanks, but infrastructure that enables DG to be so efficient is still there.

[Anonymous No.55242159]

>>55241881
>>55241882
>>55241888
>>55242038
Danke

[Anonymous No.55242160]

>>55241882
>>55242124
Those are cyrillic letters in the background. Bitches always think people are putting attention on their presence, when you're not even thinking about them at all.

[Anonymous No.55242166]

>>55242139
it was over for DG when they stopped selling the 3 pack of parachuting army men. literally no reason to shop there anymore.

[Anonymous No.55242167]

>>55241873
gamestore did that yesterday

[Anonymous No.55242168]

opinions on etoro?

[Anonymous No.55242181]

>>55242168
it was cringe 10 years ago, it's cringe today

[Anonymous No.55242193]

>clorox stock did a 4x in the dotcom bubble
>a boringass cleaning supply company marketcap multiplied 4 times in about 5 years

Imagine not just boringmaxx and HODL gang

[Anonymous No.55242215]

>>55242168
What are you investing in people? What kind of fucking scam is this?

[Anonymous No.55242217]

>>55242139
Thanks king I opened a position

[Anonymous No.55242224]

>VIX drops to 14
Will /our guy/ return?

[Anonymous No.55242229]

>>55242168
Shit but sadly alternatives are even more shit where I live. If you have better alternatives in your cunt, go for those.

[Anonymous No.55242253]

>>55242193
>clorox stock did a 4x in the dotcom bubble
Must have made a killing with all the jumpers that need to be scrubbed off the street. Sell nooses during a gold rush kek

[Anonymous No.55242256]

>>55242215
You can copy what other investors invest in and set a % of your portfolio you want to be used that way. Most of the time it's a scam, even if you choose a guy who has 50%+ return YoY, you're going to get fucked over the long term.

[Anonymous No.55242260]

>>55241953
Slapped a few hundrew UVXY into my account, we bottomed out on VIX yesterday.. Look at econ calendar for next week and ask me if Vol isn't present. Also DEX or its GEX for next wednesday is above 14..

Look at 2 year fools its pumping and we could get another 2-300 bepis next week going into FOMC.. if it pumps 300 and taps 4% we will see major implications.. and if you see spy rn is trying to hold onto green into last hour. Beware of a red close on Friday.

[Anonymous No.55242263]

>>55242224
he did like back in february or march making a bet that the VIX was gonna spike really hard in april or some shit lmao

[Anonymous No.55242276]

>>55240531
They'll be fine, Chuds not welcome.

[Anonymous No.55242288]

>>55242229
I forgot non Americans post in these generals

[Anonymous No.55242294]

>>55242288
>non Americans
Yeah and I suffer. You guys can't suffer in 'murica.

[Anonymous No.55242330]

>>55242253
All these kids on SMG want to get rich off the new trends but lets be real here its all about holding the capital makers for decades. Checking charts is for future poor and poor kek.

[Anonymous No.55242336]

How do I profit from living in a banana republic?

[Anonymous No.55242342]

>>55242336
Export bananas?

[Anonymous No.55242344]

>>55242336
kek what's the maximum sentence on something like that?

[Anonymous No.55242352]

>>55242336
#Lockhimup

[Anonymous No.55242357]

IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.55242358]

I'm bagholding oil shitbags while tech rips. I'm the dumbest asshole alive.

[Anonymous No.55242389]

>>55242010
Aw fuck are we at this point of the cycle already? Fudding JEPI?

I have $173k in it and if I can't make 10% off it, into the bin it goes

[Anonymous No.55242390]

>>55242358
We will have our own comeuppance. Two more months, trust the plan

[Anonymous No.55242391]

>>55241953
>any day now

[Anonymous No.55242397]

>>55242336
It's going to be tied up in the courts for 5 years and he'll just hang out in Maralago that whole time playing golf and getting blowjobs from Russian hookers. He'll die before he sees a minute of prison time (unfortunately, just imagine the seething and riots we'd get if he was locked up)

[Anonymous No.55242401]

>>55242336
Sell private security services to rich people.

[Anonymous No.55242408]

It looks like I'm going to end up applying to a factory job for a supplements company for ~usd$300 a month, 5 days a week, with 9hs shifts
I guess I'll have to do that for a while and use whatever free time I can spare on my off days to try to make something else work online, or get skills for a better position

I'm not even sure I'll land it, or that they will in fact pay that much. I'm seeing job listings with positions of usd$90 / month out here (Argentina)
This is crazy...

[Anonymous No.55242411]

>>55242391
Everything is in the shitter right now, and the gibs have run dry. Why is the market so sleepy?

[Anonymous No.55242421]

>>55242411
>Everything is in the shitter right now, and the gibs have run dry.
Simply not true.

[Anonymous No.55242422]

>>55242010
>It's not a dividend ETF. It doesn't pay a dividend so you get hit with Capital Gains on the payment.
How the fuck are regular payments not a form of dividend? Either way, I have some JEPQ/SJB as a hedge in my TFSA so I can get a pretty comfy 5.5% yield

[Anonymous No.55242423]

Unity. The Squeeze Has Not Been Squozen.

[Anonymous No.55242436]

>>55242389
It's not FUD I just don't like it and the benefits are meh at best. It will also underperform the S&P in a bull run and only saw the growth it did because it was released in the heart of Clown Hype.

[Anonymous No.55242464]

Lil Bobo lil Bobo he's broke lil Bobo
He's a joke lil Bobo lil bobo

[Anonymous No.55242470]

>>55242139
DG calls?

[Anonymous No.55242475]

>>55242422
Because it's not a Qualified Dividend sort of like REITs you only benefit if it is in a Tax Advantaged account like an IRA where you aren't taxed on your gains. Otherwise the government is just laughing their asses off as you give them free money. It's sort of a scam really where the Gov and JP benefit more then the holders.

[Anonymous No.55242476]

Pools closing soon, crab down has begun.

[Anonymous No.55242499]

FUCK, SQQQ IS DOWN SO BAD IN THE PAST MONTH WTF HAPPENED 50% OF MY MONEY IS GONE

[Anonymous No.55242510]

A basketball american broke into my car I will have to sell my NVDA gains to cover it

[Anonymous No.55242514]

>>55242217
>>55242464
Why do glowniggers keep posting images with white bars?

[Anonymous No.55242515]

>>55242499
keep holding until next week marine, then post your face on friday

[Anonymous No.55242516]

>>55242421
I guess you haven’t looked at the buildings in California recently.

[Anonymous No.55242518]

>>55242357
I'm so tired of Cramer memes.

[Anonymous No.55242526]

/VX is up today for some reason
/Lean hogs stay winning

[Anonymous No.55242533]

fear and sneed index says extreme greed. sounds like a GOOD TIME TO BUY

[Anonymous No.55242542]

>>55242464
nasdaq isn't even up .5% what are you celebrating for?

[Anonymous No.55242543]

>>55242516
California is not the world, though.

[Anonymous No.55242545]

>>55242518
Yeah the meme has gone a bit too far. I apologise.

[Anonymous No.55242546]

>>55242514
Cuz someone made them in ms paint and I save it. Why do broke schizos think anyone who wants stocks to go up are working for the government

[Anonymous No.55242556]

I'm thinking to get one tech stock. I think aapl and msft are already pumped to the limit and I don't like their products that much. Is Google still viable? All talk about ai i think Google is one of the few companies who can actually do useful products with it.

[Anonymous No.55242561]

>>55242499
>3x leveraged bet on equities
Yep, you might see some big swings with that.

[Anonymous No.55242564]

>>55242514
I dont know but last time I posted that image (like weeks ago) you autistically replied to me then as well. It had the white bar when I found it and I'm not opening GIMP up just to sate your schizophrenia.

[Anonymous No.55242565]

>>55242542
We're in a bull market anon, it's always a good time to dunk on bears

[Anonymous No.55242571]

spy struggling to close above 430

[Anonymous No.55242578]

>>55242565
tell me the definition of a bull market

[Anonymous No.55242581]

>>55242561
Hypothetically speaking, what is the way to maximize leverage?
>Borrow from friends and family
>Take out a small business loan
>Buy options on leveraged etfs
But also, I know forex traders can get 500:1 leverage in some cases

[Anonymous No.55242590]

>>55242543
No but it’s a pretty large economy with a lot of class A buildings that are now valued at half of what they once were. I wonder where those bonds are now

[Anonymous No.55242591]

>>55242546
>>55242564
The jew fears the nooticer.

[Anonymous No.55242599]

>>55242581
Use your organs as collateral for a loan from the Yakuza.

[Anonymous No.55242619]

>>55242578
The index up 20%. keep buying puts if you disagree. Two more weeks right?

[Anonymous No.55242620]

>>55242556
I bought Meta
>announced competitor website to Twitter
>normies that leave reddit will be looking for a new site
>make tons of cash through diverse revenue streams
>sitting on assets
>benefit from Apple's foray into VR
>reasonable price multiple
>hasn't recovered to prior ATH
Now granted it has already moved a lot but I think it still has a lot of upside. The other big tech companies can always get bigger but I don't see their upsides atm, I think it's just hype. I think Apple glasses are a mistake.

[Anonymous No.55242631]

>>55242591
I notice you too Bobo, I don't have to deal with you though, the market will.

[Anonymous No.55242633]

Hope you slurped the ENZC dip. Here's another banger GXXM, pulled back from the today's high, grab it before close, bros.

[Anonymous No.55242634]

>>55242556
I made $35/share earlier this year on google but it’s also at ATH. Most of tech is sky high at the moment

[Anonymous No.55242644]

>>55242421
>>Everything is in the shitter right now, and the gibs have run dry.
>Simply not true.

[Anonymous No.55242658]

>>55242620
Didn't they ditch metaverse?
I guess if apple vr really catches on it could be a lift.

[Anonymous No.55242669]

Close at the lows.

[Anonymous No.55242674]

>>55242408
Make and import Argentinian empanadas
To the US
Potentiality the next food craze ?
Or get your ass over here and get a food truck
Selling Argentinian empanadas ?

[Anonymous No.55242677]

Why is Axos Financial (AX) so heavily shorted????

[Anonymous No.55242678]

>>55242644
what's JPOW buying right now? UVXY calls?

[Anonymous No.55242686]

>>55242581
>remortgage your home
>use your car, appliances, computer equipment, etc. as collateral for another loan
>withdraw your retirement savings
>use credit card cash advances
>use your kids' education savings
>use future inheritance somehow

[Anonymous No.55242702]

>>55242686
>>use future inheritance somehow
>Multigenerational wealth
Sir this is /smg/ we deal with sub-generational wealth here

[Anonymous No.55242709]

>>55242634
Aapl, msft +20% over a year, meta somehow 40%
Google: 6.6%

But maybe it's not a good window to compare around.

[Anonymous No.55242714]

7 MINUTES LEFT, I NEED A LOTTO PLAY

[Anonymous No.55242735]

>>55242714
VIX call ratio backspread for Tuesday

[Anonymous No.55242734]

>>55242591
Will you nootice my balls in your mouth

[Anonymous No.55242741]

>>55242658
>Didn't they ditch metaverse?
They stopped shilling it and maybe reduced funding but their research is ongoing. The quest 3 is still upcoming.

>I guess if apple vr really catches on it could be a lift.
I think Meta could be the primary benefactor. Apple's headset is literally 10x the cost of the quest 2. Quest has gone from too expensive to the budget/mid-range option without changing price.

[Anonymous No.55242746]

>>55242702
Oh, right. Wallet-level wealth, really. "Guys, I made a hundred dollars today!"-level wealth.

[Anonymous No.55242750]

I've already shit 3 times today and my bussy is raw from all the wiping. I'm basically just shitting froth at this point. Stocks for this feel?

[Anonymous No.55242764]

>>55242750
Buy a bidet unironically

[Anonymous No.55242765]

>>55242750
the prophecy is almost complete.

[Anonymous No.55242773]

>>55242764
Honestly I'm leaning that way.

[Anonymous No.55242774]

>>55242735
BLESS

[Anonymous No.55242779]

>>55242746
>Guys I have $100 left, what should I trade to 10x?

>DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING how did you do today
>"3000%" return (traded $5, will lose it tomorrow)
>"I dca'd into SOXL!"

[Anonymous No.55242784]

>>55242750
Chipotle, maybe?

[Anonymous No.55242789]

Thoughts on Michael Mauboussin ?

[Anonymous No.55242795]

>>55242774
>>55242735
Actually FOMC is on wednesday shid

[Anonymous No.55242800]

>>55242750
Are you drinking massive amounts of coffee or something?

[Anonymous No.55242810]

>>55241826
Do you guys ever stop and realize that smg is the most comfy place on biz
It just moves fast
Very little shilling
No schizos
No pajeets
And also people aren't too bitter or envious here
Good vibes

[Anonymous No.55242818]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55242820]

>>55242810
>Very little shilling
>No schizos
>No pajeets

[Anonymous No.55242822]

>>55242810
Most comfy place all of 4chan.

[Anonymous No.55242825]

>>55242810
i think /biz/ used to be normal

[Anonymous No.55242826]

>>55242800
Nah, a late night of cheap beer yesterday.

[Anonymous No.55242835]

>>55242818
It went k, i put everything in calls and then was out by 9:45

[Anonymous No.55242844]

>>55242825
No, this place was created as a containment for crypto scams.

[Anonymous No.55242846]

>>55242810
>No schizos
that's because i wasn't posting today and instead "touched grass"

[Anonymous No.55242851]

>>55242826
I always take the most massive shits from this.

[Anonymous No.55242858]

>>55242336
Didn't Biden essentially do the same thing? Or are they going to claim that it's different because...because it just is ok.

[Anonymous No.55242859]

>>55242779
My god, look at us.

[Anonymous No.55242874]

>>55242818
I'm up a few hundo with SOXS. Hopefully this AI speculative rally with be tempered next week, especially with FOMC looming. I'm not sure if I should be greedy or just sell now in after-market.

[Anonymous No.55242881]

>>55242818
I'm still up (by literally $10) but I was up more yesterday.

[Anonymous No.55242886]

>>55242818
was up 20% ended with 8 or 9

[Anonymous No.55242889]

>>55242858
Biden didn't refuse to cooperate.

[Anonymous No.55242899]

>>55242874
sell now

[Anonymous No.55242905]

>>55242336
>Trump fags really though he was going to lock up Hilldawg but instead it will be trump in jail

[Anonymous No.55242911]

>>55242674
I actually did think about doing this. To just travel and sell empanadas walking around beaches
I would need initial funds to be able to do that. If you just go trying to survive from day one on selling empanadas at the beach, you get a week of raining and suddenly you are fucked

[Anonymous No.55242918]

>>55242874
Is this one single trade going to catapult you into being a millionaire and retiring? No, and no trade should ever do that.
If it runs in your favor, it'll hurt, feeling like you left money on the table, but taking some (or all) profit now means you can have money for the next trade

[Anonymous No.55242922]

>>55242818
Not too bad, $NET is very fun to trade. Very volatile without being unpredictable.
I've mostly been taking profits and waiting to see what happens the last few days.

[Anonymous No.55242926]

>>55241826
Monday is going to be a bloodbath

[Anonymous No.55242928]

>>55242408
>It looks like I'm going to end up applying to a factory job for a supplements company for ~usd$300 a month
Sounds like you better do well, or else it's Zinc or swim

[Anonymous No.55242930]

>>55242905
They really don't want him to run next year. I wouldn't care if they gave every politician equal scrutiny, but you know...

[Anonymous No.55242932]

>>55242874
Isn't there barely any AI stocks around? So a rally in what, besides GOOG and NVDA?
I may be jaded from crypto where you had scam tokens launching every day, maybe hundreds if you count gambling tokens

[National SOXLolicst No.55242939]

>>55242926
actually it'll probably be flat anticipating CPI on Tuesday which will come in below expectations

[Anonymous No.55242942]

>>55242905
It's all a show, why do you think all their children are married into powerful jews? Coincidence?
He studied the kabbalah, they are all in it together, so no one is going to jail

>2023
>Still believing in left / right "democracy"
lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.55242947]

The VIX is low, which means the market knows that everything is fine.

[Anonymous No.55242950]

>>55242818
-2%

my beautiful 6 up days in row is ruined now..

[Anonymous No.55242969]

>>55242939
government shillbot

[Anonymous No.55242971]

>>55242709
They’re all deemed safe, except for meta, which I won’t touch. Zuck is an innovator (I use that term generously) not a leader

[Anonymous No.55242993]

>>55242939
when is the last time it came in below expectations?

[Anonymous No.55242995]

>>55241953
BASED
A
S
E
D
birds in the forest analogy maker
THA CALM BEFORE THA STORM
that being said, i bought shitfuckingloads of stooks today

[Anonymous No.55243000]

>>55242971
Zuck trying to be a make believe tough guy paying off judges to win jiujitsu tournaments is just cringe. He's a fucking nerd and always will be.

[National SOXLolicst No.55243004]

>>55242993
last time

[Anonymous No.55243024]

>>55242820
this
>>55242846
this but
>touched grass
*bought stooks

[Anonymous No.55243026]

>>55242818
After my gains from yesterday I was all cash

[Anonymous No.55243033]

feeling like no matter what, a long dated put on SPY cant go wrong.

[Anonymous No.55243038]

I made tater salad, gonna fry up some chicken, drink some beers, and enjoy my weekend. Be safe frends

[Anonymous No.55243043]

>>55243033
strikes me as a reasonable, if not absolutely outright fucking guaranteed certain bet

[Anonymous No.55243048]

>>55242950
>-2%
I recently lost 5% of my portfolio on two bad plays, one greed trade (1%), the other revenge for the original loss (4%). I risked 5% of my portfolio to make $15 total on a 200 lot of 0 dte $433 puts. Had I held through the morning vol I coulda woulda shoulda made $25k today. But I didn't want to get raped like I did last Friday so I sold my position for break even about 10 mins before the 11:30am downward heem. I feel like I should be risking 1% of my portfolio to make 1%. What I'm doing right now is risking 1% to make 0.01% because I don't want to lose. But I'm taking unnecessary risk by martingaling all day until I buy the right answer. Works until it doesn't. I gotta hit the drawing board, maybe play further out, and dare I say, play with long shares, or defined risk spreads. That all requires predicting things too far out in the future. I'm just a retail goy, what do I know, other than line go up and line go down.

[Anonymous No.55243058]

>>55243038

[Anonymous No.55243064]

>>55243033
>>55243043
>STRIKES me as reasonable

[Anonymous No.55243085]

>>55243038
Make sure you pull a pair of jeans out of the closet that fit just right

[Anonymous No.55243088]

>>55243064
i had a moment of nb4 hesitancy in fact

[Anonymous No.55243143]

carvana just marked the top. Summer slide began today

[Anonymous No.55243184]

>>55243143
How do you figure?

[Anonymous No.55243188]

>>55243143
Based boat poster.


>>55242818
Red close, called it. Watch out for next week, hope you sold your longs.

[Anonymous No.55243199]

>>55243184
meme stocks having blowoff tops or large surges correlate with market tops.

[Anonymous No.55243220]

>>55243048
>maybe play further out, and dare I say, play with long shares

long term stocks is way less stressful.

[Anonymous No.55243251]

>>55242899
SOXSanon, you are tougher than anybody else here.

Except maybe Scoopsy.

[Anonymous No.55243254]

>>55241966
As a company maybe, but the stock is a travesty... while Walmart just keeps crushing it. Statistically, it's better to buy a stock that slowly increases over time rather than trying to catch a falling knife or trying to capture the bottom.
That being said, DG does look pretty tasty. I honestly despise Walmart but the stock is just amazing

[Anonymous No.55243259]

All I am asking for is a risk free 10,000x

[Anonymous No.55243268]

>>55243259
The S&P in anticipation for Hyper Inflation.

[Anonymous No.55243288]

>>55243199
Sure, that's reasonable, I get it. But then how to the meme stock holders know when to take profits and gtfo, causing said blowoff top

[Anonymous No.55243306]

at what dollar amount do you stop investing in stock and invest in something else

[Anonymous No.55243322]

>>55243306
5$. The best investment you can ever make is to buy yourself some knee pads and just let fate guide you on your way to the top. Seems to work 100% for about 60% of people which is more than you can say about investing

[Anonymous No.55243346]

>>55243322
>Seems to work 100% for about 60% of people
Ironic, since that follows normal distribution

[Anonymous No.55243348]

Another day. Got a mysterious package from amazon today. Didn't remember ordering it. Looked at my history. Uh I placed the order in 2021.. Took this fucking long to show up. Funny thing is I don't need it anymore. But oh well. Bagged 10 more VZ today. I'm almost fucking broke again. Domino's is having a 50% off deal on all online orders so pizza tonight.

[Anonymous No.55243351]

>>55241826
>thread is made celebrating the market rebounding
>immediately sells off into close for the next one and a half hours
/smg/gers really have the opposite of a golden touch huh.

[Anonymous No.55243372]

The chuds next target is activision blizzard. You know what to do.

[Anonymous No.55243380]

>>55243288
its the lack of self control that causes those FOMO rallies. the sharp sell offs may be predators anticipating their behavior, who buy when volume is low, then rush to drop the garbage.

[Anonymous No.55243401]

is it too late to buy tesla? i knew i had to go in like 2 weeks ago but i literally only got paid today

[Anonymous No.55243411]

>>55243401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYURUiOjZSw

Tesla will be bankrupt within 5 years.

[Anonymous No.55243422]

>>55242408
>factory job for a supplements company for ~usd$300 a month
nigga i work as a callcenter monkey and make almost 1k USD a month just for knowing english
what the fuck are you doing

[Anonymous No.55243443]

The UFO thing is a hoax right? Just like other UFO events it's just some guy trying to make bucks of a made up story

[Anonymous No.55243459]

>>55243380
I've been learning supply/demand zones, and I was strictly looking at the price action to find these levels, but I hadn't considered the volume as well. Interesting.

[Anonymous No.55243466]

>>55243348
Little Ceasar's is cheaper even with that coupon, but for about a dollar more than that coupon with a hand tossed pepperoni/sausage pizza at Dominos you can get a Little Ceasar's Three Meat Treat. It's almost every bit as good too, and everyday regular price. I might go get me one tomorrow when I haul off the garbage to
THA DUMPARINO

[Anonymous No.55243485]

>>55243348
Thoughts on KOF for mexico exposure?

[Anonymous No.55243524]

>>55243443
Theres Alien stuff happening everywhere. Either an Alien movie is coming out soon or its project bluebeam

[Anonymous No.55243571]

>>55243085
Who the fuck keeps their jeans in a closet?

[Anonymous No.55243594]

>>55243524
>>55243443
>Wildfires
>Haha what if they were ayys
>Please don't pay attention to the extremely overleveraged debt markets

[Anonymous No.55243605]

just went to get my spicy mcchicken and there was a tard floor sweeper there trying to make conversation with two latina customers despite them ignoring him
>are you ladies and your family from puerto rico?
>crickets, we're in the PNW so there are no puerto ricans here
>do you both speak that same language?
>crickets
>what country are you from?
>finally they respond 'here. we're from here.'
>oh really? i didn't understand that language you were speaking

[Anonymous No.55243606]

>>55243443
>look aliums
aliens come out when there are big economic troubles coming.

[Anonymous No.55243618]

Alibaba has been trading so flat my written puts have covered about half of what i spent on 2024 and 2025 calls lol.

[Anonymous No.55243627]

>>55243605
>the floor sweeper was a tard rather than those two bitches being cunts

[Anonymous No.55243631]

JEPI is not a scam
OIL will go up
NVDA will go down

[Anonymous No.55243645]

>>55243627
well he's definitely a tard, and they were kind of being cunts but who wants to talk to an aspie with no filter? i've been sucked into a conversational vortex with this guy before, i was trying to be nice and ended up having to listen to a rundown of every country music concert he's ever been to

[Anonymous No.55243646]

>>55243627
>retard assumes a brown skinned person must be "from somewhere" even though they most likely were born and raised in america
yep sounds like a retard chud.

[Anonymous No.55243659]

>>55243571
Where else would they be ?

[Anonymous No.55243665]

>>55243443
just watching ufo stuff on youtube. spooky shit

[Anonymous No.55243668]

>>55243485
EWW

[Anonymous No.55243670]

>>55243443
>resident called 911 to report something “100% not human” on their property
>About 40 minutes later, another man called 911 to report two unknown entities in his backyard after he and his family saw a similar object fall from of the sky
>“There’s like an 8-foot person beside it and another one is inside us and it has big eyes and it’s looking at us and it’s still there"
oh jesus, fuck. what's the quickest way to get a gun?

[Anonymous No.55243680]

>>55243605
Tard sweeper not afraid to talk to woman.
/biz/ loses to the Chad floor sweeper

[Anonymous No.55243682]

>>55243631
I want OPEC to do a redo

[Anonymous No.55243688]

>>55243665
>just watch made up stories on YouTube. Bull shit

[Anonymous No.55243691]

>>55243670
Ayys are a hoax until someone gets a confirmed kill.

Then once that happens, long UFO, quit the markets, and arm yourself at your local Wal Mart.

[Anonymous No.55243694]

>>55243659
A dresser.

[Anonymous No.55243696]

I generally despise retail traders and here's why: They are typically short-sighted, antsy, undisiciplined gamblers just looking for their next hit. They have no respect or understanding of actual financial instruments and economic metrics, let alone any real knowledge of the strategic and tactical profession of a legitimate trader. No, retail traders tend to simply chase their next high. They see something pop off and think "To the moon!" and not "This is acting unexpectedly to the fundamentals in play, but I can still take advantage of this movement -- I must now hedge accordingly and monitor this security closely."

Boring? That's the way it should be. That's the way it always has been, that this is a gentleman's sport of skill and not merely a dance of chance. Ask these men, if they can be called that, for they behave no better than giddy childten racing snails: What does one do when they are in a profit? Why to them they continue holding! Holding until... it goes back down. No trading sense, no investor sense, this what we call nonsense. When you see one of these cretins boasting, ask them what principal were they working with, how many lots, what cost basis did they start with? What time horizon, what level of risk tolerance, what strategy? They return with a blank stare and a dumbfounded smile as if to proclaim silently "What are those? I'm just here to make money and want to talk about the next hot stock." Thankfully I can always be on the other side of their trades.

Letters from the Trading Desk

[Anonymous No.55243699]

>>55241826
Nb

[Anonymous No.55243707]

>>55243485
Mexico exposure ?
Adelitas or Hong Kong ?

[Anonymous No.55243712]

>>55243696
based
fuck baggoids

[Anonymous No.55243713]

>>55243696
K, keep me posted.

[Anonymous No.55243717]

>>55243694
T-shits
Boxers
Socks
Shots
Sweat pants

[Anonymous No.55243722]

>>55243717
My dresser is a double so i also keep jeans and cotton collared shirts.

[Anonymous No.55243730]

>>55243696
This nigga never heard of the Fed put lol

[Anonymous No.55243740]

>>55243668
Already had my eye on it, Grupo Mexico or whatever is too expensive per share so I was going to grab EWW, but I think KOF has good growth potential

[Anonymous No.55243743]

>>55243722
Check

[Anonymous No.55243744]

>>55243688
ill tell you the spookiest things i learned. someone said they made eye contact with ayys and they were paralyzed unable to move. someone said they can move with their mind. they understand our language too.

we must be to them like the dumbest animals are to us

[Anonymous No.55243745]

>>55243696
This is going to be your only post, farming (You)s, isn’t it?

[Anonymous No.55243759]

Thoughts on AMD's big AI announcement? Will it flop?

[Anonymous No.55243762]

Why did BLNK die like a bitch today? Is it ogre or the generational bottom?

[Anonymous No.55243763]

>AI
More like Ayy lmao

[Anonymous No.55243774]

literally do not give one fuck about aliens unless I can either invest in them or get an ayy gf

[Anonymous No.55243777]

>>55243645
>rundown of every country music concert he's ever been to
BASED
A
S
E
D
i've seen Merle Haggard twice and Hank Jr. three times.

[Anonymous No.55243778]

>>55243745
you should save it and post it again in the next thread

[Anonymous No.55243781]

>>55243759
AI? That's soooo last week.

[Anonymous No.55243831]

>>55243774
heres your new Gf

[Anonymous No.55243870]

What's up with the 1d candle? Kinda looks like a tack. Deflationary? Holding memelines well still so bullish for me.

[Anonymous No.55243898]

>>55243696
>I can always be on the other side of their trades.
With your own money or the desk's?

[Anonymous No.55243908]

My magnet hurts

[Anonymous No.55243915]

>>55243908
tilt it slightly south by southwest

[Anonymous No.55243920]

>>55243870
my prediction: bear trap around FOMC then another rip past 430. if the market masters keep spy under 430 it just gives strength to bobos, keeping them in shorts which stops them from dumping it all. they have to rip it higher past the obvious resistance so that even bears start to believe the bear market is over.

[Anonymous No.55243936]

>>55243920
I'm thinking greed isn't high enough to start positioning counter trend, what about you? I'm down for cheaper calls any day.

[Anonymous No.55243939]

how is that mott capital guy doing lately?

[Anonymous No.55243957]

>>55243870
From what I know about supply/demand paper trading, it seems that a rising wedge (flag? pennant?) like this usually leads to the bottom falling out once it fails to break resistance.

[Anonymous No.55243965]

>>55243939
His current state and whereabouts are proprietary

[Anonymous No.55243972]

>>55243965
Hows my boy bankman?

[Anonymous No.55243979]

Give it to me straight anons, how much longer do regional banks have? Have they actually recovered or will further interest rates make them insolvent?

[Anonymous No.55243980]

>>55243915
A bag of magnets is very heavy

[Anonymous No.55243985]

someone please tell me nvda will be below 380 next friday

[Anonymous No.55243989]

>>55243936
thats exactly what i mean, people are still hesitant so theyre in puts. the market will not dump when 70% of people are short the market or when there are almost double the amounts of open puts to calls. phase one of bobo extermination was with NVDA. phase two will happen after FOMC. im thinking next week will dip and i will buy calls then too.

[Anonymous No.55244006]

>>55241953
>>55242007
>>55242411
>>55242516
All true, Q predicted this

[Anonymous No.55244013]

>>55243957
Solid fib level for it to fail too. but if it breaks to the upside look out next stop is much higher.

[Anonymous No.55244025]

>>55242620
add in their dominance in emerging markets (whatsapp) which is still undermonetized

[Anonymous No.55244041]

>>55244006
how many more years am I going to hear Q jokes for?

[Anonymous No.55244050]

https://www.tipranks.com/news/article/keep-on-buying-nvidia-stock-says-j-p-morgan-following-investor-meeting
next week will be a blood bath

[Anonymous No.55244069]

>>55244041
Probably forever.

[Anonymous No.55244073]

>>55243979
The banks are already insolvent. That was the reason the other banks crashed. The MSM has been dead silent about it all, so I'm assuming there is some work being done in the shadows to prop up the banks as long as they can. Because they usually say everything is fine if it's really fucking bad.

[Anonymous No.55244101]

>>55243979
they are already insolvent hence the talk of no hike.

[Anonymous No.55244129]

>>55244013
I have slightly different numbers but it's right on a supply zone, right on top of a fib level, and trying to go up against resistance in a downtrend

[Anonymous No.55244311]

>>55244101
>no hike
I thought we were skipping this month and then raising them again the month after for some stupid fucking reason.
>inflation's really bad, we need to get it down
>BUT NOT TOO QUICKLY

[Anonymous No.55244316]

>>55243777
Never seen Waylon, though.

[Anonymous No.55244331]

>>55244311
the institutions are breaking. the reason the pause doesn't make sense is because it is pure theater to begin with.

[Anonymous No.55244336]

>>55244013
>>55244129
SPX is going to ~4350pts-4425pts first.
My current guesstimate is that the move/leg since Q4 '22 is complete.
What comes after is mere guesswork...

[Anonymous No.55244353]

>>55244336
>[...]is then complete.

[Anonymous No.55244368]

>>55243422
What country are you from though?
I am new to waging, so I don't know anything. Could I possibly be hired by a foreign business and work for them from home?
I tried to get a customer service rep role once for a company based in the US, and I made it to the first interview, not further
Call centers around here definitely don't pay $1k a month

[Anonymous No.55244370]

You guys did make money on the trump indictment bump this morning right?

[Anonymous No.55244381]

>>55244370
no I baghold oil

[Anonymous No.55244389]

>>55244316
nawp, never did know when he was comin'. back then there was no internets so you just had to somehow hear of when one was comin' and get in line in time on the day the tickets went on sale at the local record shop. i didn't go to very many shows regardless because most of em you had to go to the big city to see. i saw THA HAG in a little ol' place once, and once a big ol' place. for the most part the records were plenty enough. i had a Walon live picture disc record in fact.

[Anonymous No.55244390]

>>55244336
What are you basing those ranges on? I don't doubt the rally will probably continue, especially with FOMC next week, markets will probably interpret "no hikes" as bullish

[Anonymous No.55244445]

>>55244381
dang, i tried to warn y'all yesterday before the bell. i sold most of my XOM before then, and sold most of the rest this morning before it went red. then after it went good and red i bought up another small startin' seed, but i don't think we've heard the last outta this IRAN DEAL BULLSHIT so i am just wading into them waters kinda lightly.

[Anonymous No.55244514]

>>55244390
>What are you basing those ranges on?
The honest answer is "stuff that I come up with."

[Anonymous No.55244529]

WHY DID YOU TELL ME TO BUY CARVANA /SMG/
I'M RUINED!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55244550]

>>55244529
why the fuck would you buy stock in an industry thats declining? You know we're in a recession, right? Have you even looked at durable goods sales or bad loan indexes recently?

[Anonymous No.55244552]

>>55244445
I have problems selling. Especially when I am convinces that something should reach X price. These bags are mine and they will not leave my hands unless we have sustained $65 or below oil.

[Anonymous No.55244567]

Kek. https://www.tipranks.com/tools/dividend-calculator says after doing a bit of math that with my KO stack and VZ I've got now by the time I'm an old fuck I'll have a nice bit of "play money" rolling in. Sure it won't be 6000 a month but then again lets face it, it don't have to be, cause uh well I'll be set pretty good on that front. But there's the principle of the mater I've got to consider. I don't have to add more VZ. But I had 243 shares till I sold most due to debt reduction. So again there's the principle of it. I had 243. I'll have 250 by the time its all done. (50 now). Why the extra? Well 250 is a nice round number. Also interest and pain and suffering involved. Yes suffering. By slow assing it its going to take me a few years till I finally get 250 shares again. Well maybe less if I uh decide to make myself almost broke doing it. Time's ticking away. Got a deadline to meet you know. 2036 I'm retiring. All debts gotta be paid off. Also I'm 40. I'm at the halfway mark far as life span goes. So yeah. Gotta get those shares as quick as I can. Give that divvy compounding time to do its thing.

[Anonymous No.55244599]

>>55244550
/SMG/ SAID IT WAS GOING TO $100 AND THAT IT WAS FREE MONEY
I'M RUINED

[Anonymous No.55244629]

>>55244552
well i am certainly not convinced that we won't be seeing relatively high oil up ahead at some point, i figure you stand a pretty danged decent chance at arriving at a good enough exit. may it be so.

[Anonymous No.55244661]

>cover corp has an openly traded stock

Fat hands you better be long in this shit like I'm going to be

[Anonymous No.55244664]

>>55244567
What KO and Nestle were actually plays for water rights and MCD as a form of nontraditional reit?

[Anonymous No.55244665]

>>55243989
>people are still hesitant so theyre in puts

[National SOXLolicst No.55244700]

CPI will come it at 4.9 next week so Powell can pause hikes, with rates above inflation he can relax until Jackson's Hole

[Anonymous No.55244714]

I have 10k to invest, what should I put it in?

[Anonymous No.55244715]

>>55244599
Anon, a short squeeze means that only desperate people buy it. That's it. That's the only buying pressure - desperate bears. And once they're gone, well...

[Anonymous No.55244721]

>>55244665
its big. its true.

[Anonymous No.55244730]

>>55244714
SVIX has had a stellar year and just today made a juicy dip.

[Anonymous No.55244737]

i remember before all this shit, during the 2020 bullrun, VIX was always low as fuck the whole time. bears have gotten conditioned to think that a low vix means it has to pop and go up anytime but normally vix is really low.

[Anonymous No.55244751]

>>55244737
Anon, this is not a sub-2% inflation, infinite QE rose garden.

[Anonymous No.55244769]

>>55244737
>but normally vix is really low
ZIRP made it so everyone had disposable income to buy equities with. Now they are paying for food on credit cards while they haven't been paying their student loans. Rewarding that behavior seems criminal. I'm about to start debt maxxxing myself. Looking at houses in Boca raton once I get a new roof for my current house

[Anonymous No.55244784]

fuck i just realized im never at home during market hours so ill never be able to buy options except on fridays.that means ill have to hope that there is some good pricing on friday or that ill even want to buy anything.

[Anonymous No.55244785]

LONG MNST
LONG BOOMAHS

https://science.slashdot.org/story/23/06/08/2222201/common-energy-drink-ingredient-taurine-may-slow-aging-process

[Anonymous No.55244790]

>>55244784
also i wont even be able to sell the options except for on a friday. fuck this isnt going to work unless i get the think or swim app.

[Anonymous No.55244830]

>>55244785
KO owns 20% of MNST

[Anonymous No.55244862]

>>55244790
think of it as a good thing, preventing you from losing money

[Anonymous No.55244863]

>>55244714
Physical VIX

[Anonymous No.55244878]

>>55244529
/smg/ had no discussion until it had already popped. This is literally not a thread for making money except during abject bullruns, otherwise it's "hehe I got 100 shares of coke and I'm putting my 401k all into coke hehe look at them divvies 25 cents haha wow!" because people in these threads are mostly boomer minded gen xers thinking of retiring and drinking diet coke or millennials with a boomerlike mindset.

The days of 4chan being a boomtown of beatniks trying to make it rich is probably 14 years in the past, or at least 6

[Anonymous No.55244888]

>>55244830
i own KO and almost bought MNST today and would have for sure if i'd have seen that article before the bell.

[Anonymous No.55244894]

>>55244700
Mein Neger.
CPI is going to be reported purposefully soft.
m/m will likely be zero or even negative.
Yep, so they can pause & hold until fall '23/early '24 so inflation can re-accelerate.
Hikes will continue then.

[Anonymous No.55244905]

>>55244878

[Anonymous No.55244917]

>>55244714
Short term: oil and natural gas will SHIT the bed
Mid term: oil will pump during the summer because too many niggas are short, natural gas will continue to be a bad play
Longer term: SHELL is moving back towards oil and stock buybacks, we'll probably see another pump next winter. Natgas is entirely dependent on the weather and is probably going to pump in autumn as it gets shorted too hard and does a shitpump before getting FUCKED again because next winter is also projected to be warm. Fuck snow btw.

>>55244700
SOXL will have another holocaust and it's beautiful.

>>55243989
>everyone is short the market, there is no fomo on NVDA or Carvana, both of those are great companies
Kek.

[Anonymous No.55244918]

>>55244878
>otherwise it's "hehe I got 100 shares of coke and I'm putting my 401k all into coke hehe look at them divvies 25 cents haha wow!"
Enjoy your drawdown

[Anonymous No.55244922]

>>55244878
It's a shit company that WILL go bankrupt. It is riskier and more stupid than most shitcoins. buying bankrupting companies on the off chance they get a 2x-3x like BBBY isn't worth it.
where is BBBY now again?

[Anonymous No.55244923]

>>55244905
Cringe reddit emote or did you want to say "UWOOOOOOH 4CHAN 6 YEARS OLD UOOOOOOOOOOH"

[Anonymous No.55244926]

>>55244784
Me too, being employed fucking sucks. Eventually I’ll get 2 virtual days instead of just one but it’s just not enough time.

[Anonymous No.55244930]

I suddenly understand the appeal of a gookgf

[Anonymous No.55244933]

>>55244923

[Anonymous No.55244934]

>>55244922
>>55244918
>me
>invested in carvana
You are mistaken, I am merely saying if /smg/ was talking about this BEFORE it popped off some people could have made money. It's like all the other memestocks except GME, people in /smg/ actively try to FUD discussion or don't talk about it at all.

Not soxl though, we always have to talk about an investment which is objectively worse than just yoloing your money into NVDA.

[Anonymous No.55244938]

>>55244933
Cringe reddit memes also >>55244894
cringe reddit opinions, like you're a literal child
>haha yes they want food to double in cost while they indict orange man, surely this is how governments maintain power

[Anonymous No.55244940]

>>55244934
it's completely random and /smg/ was correct not to """talk""" about a random shitco before it randomly dead cat bounced

[Anonymous No.55244946]

>>55244938

[Anonymous No.55244949]

>>55244878
>This is literally not a thread for making money except during abject bullruns, otherwise it's "hehe I got 100 shares of coke and I'm putting my 401k all into coke hehe look at them divvies 25 cents haha wow!"
Extremely based

[National SOXLolicst No.55244972]

>>55244938
>"noooooo they can't manipulate data how will Jamal afford his EBT chickens powell has to destroy the banks and economy NOW so my favorite niggers can afford fried chicken!"

[Anonymous No.55244997]

>>55244529
>investing in used car lots
should talk to my uncle

[Anonymous No.55245015]

>>55244917
check the put to call ratio yourself. retail isnt wholly pumping nvda or carvana.

[Anonymous No.55245045]

>>55244926
what do we do bro? i cant carefully YOLO into a call and sell whenever I want. Im literally NGMI

[Anonymous No.55245046]

im a leaf and im starting my boglehead strategy next week

CAD$500 every paycheck and I just forget about it.
70% into rest of the world, 30% into cucknada for home bias (government-protected monopoly and tax-advantaged returns)
i can actually afford to save more but i also want to buy a BRZ in a few months once 2024 is available to order

am i being retarded buying banks in the country with the biggest housing bubble?

[Anonymous No.55245052]

>>55244972
I swear this website has become full of people who are actual 80 IQ mongoloids.
>manipulate data
NOWHERE IN MY POST DID I SAY THAT
I SPECIFICALLY SAID "THE PRICE OF FOOD WILL DOUBLE".
>the economy
Your soxl is not the economy, it is an overvalued semiconductor ETF which has formed an annoying cult.

[Anonymous No.55245054]

>>55245046
*30% into home bias

pic related lol

[Anonymous No.55245076]

>>55245046
I've been gambling regionals in the US of A and have been making bank. Just don't play earnings and avoid the weeks that may increase rates in your country.

[FRESH No.55245083]

>>55245074
>>55245074
>>55245074

[National SOXLolicst No.55245085]

>>55245052
doesn't matter, the point is the price of food doubling is not an issue for the powers at be currently, nor would skipping a .25 bps hike make inflation go up that much. CPI is going to be manipulated lower, and there will be no hikes this summer. Bobo needs to sit on cash or join the rally until fall.