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55223558 No.55223558 [Reply] [Original]

Would you believe me if I said I have a $1.3 million net worth?

>> No.55223579

>>55223558
Prove it

>> No.55223587

>>55223558
sure I believe you bro, you must have a huge cock as well

>> No.55223669

>>55223558
send me $10,000 and ill believe you

>> No.55223860

>>55223669
Ok but you have to send it back. Deal?

>>55223579
I'm about to

>> No.55224738

>>55223558
Pls teach me how I need money desperately. I only have 6k

>> No.55224764

>55224738
man if this guy is serious he gullible as hell

>> No.55224830

It's 2023 dude. Your average 30 something year old normie with a car, 10 years of payments on a mortgage, and a 401k have a 7 figure net worth. Come back and brag when you 10x that.

>> No.55224838

>>55224830
Wait seriously?! You have made me insecure and my night is ruined.

>> No.55224866

Tell us how you did it faggot

>> No.55224870
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55224870

>>55223558
5.3 million millionaires in america
331 million people living in america
meaning one in every 62 people is a millionaire. do I believe there's 62 unique people on /biz/? yeah, sure.

>> No.55224891

>>55224870
Yeah that is 1.6% of the entire US population, which is a high percentage. Highly doubt any millionaires (besides 2 to 3 every other week) would be posting on public imageboards, though.

>> No.55224910

>>55224891
millionaires are just regular people like you and I that eat, sleep and breathe. they also share all the same vices as regular people.

>> No.55224924

>>55224870
A million isnt even that much,you can barely afford a nice house and a sports car at most

>> No.55224927
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55224927

why wouldn't i? that's woman-tier wealth.

>> No.55225108

>>55224910
>>55224910
This is true. One thing people fail to realize is millionaire net worth is usually a blue collar dude who invests in real estate, lots of lands, and shit like land scaping businesses
90% of the rich white collar dudes I've met are dirt fucking porn. They blow all of their money the second they get it. cTO at my company makes $300k a year and was telling me how between his boat, truck, country club, child care, and random subscription services, he takes home as much as me

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>>55223558
Yes.

>> No.55225135

I have a $3 million net worth but most is tied up in a family business and I'm actually poor as fuck.