/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.55219264]

Physical SQQQ Shortage Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://nhentai.net/search/?q=tomboy
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com

>Options (trade these even if you haven't read any of these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com
https://www.finscreener.com

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Links for GOOG baggies
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org
https://www.sprc.org
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com


Previous thread: >>55216803

[Anonymous No.55219284]

Did you?

[Anonymous No.55219293]

>Stealing is now legal
>But you can't steal stock shares

[Anonymous No.55219298]

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=466w7eGcuPk

[Anonymous No.55219302]

>>55219284
Last week. I don't have a short signal yet but it's getting there. The lego man looks Indian.

[Anonymous No.55219307]

>>55219284
I know I maybe should, that there are better choices out there, but I just can't part from my NVDS. The redditor tears are too satisfying.

[Anonymous No.55219311]

>they didn't heed
heh

>>55214118

[Anonymous No.55219314]

STOP SELLING AAAH

[Anonymous No.55219315]

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SLURP THE DIP, NOT UNSLURP IT!

[Anonymous No.55219322]

If you hold oil stocks you are happy today

[Anonymous No.55219332]

>>55219284
I sold the exact $NET top last thursday.
All I'm doing today is taking a little bit of profit and watching where it goes

[Anonymous No.55219333]

>>55219322
Ah, I see crude is back to its fair price of $72.50. From which it will never stray.

[Anonymous No.55219337]

Thanks Apple for blowing up the AI bubble with your shitty VR glasses

[Anonymous No.55219339]

I sold the NVDA top and been cash since. I see no reason to enter now seems like a crab market for the next weeks. I will probably lose all my money again because of fomo though kek

[Anonymous No.55219338]

Next stop $500 NVDA chads

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55219343]

>>55219338
You mean $350 right?

[Anonymous No.55219345]

>>55219298
i bought a 50 lot of 0 dte $432 puts at open and got shaken the fuck out for $184 total profit, I coulda woulda shoulda made tens of thousands today. fuck.

[Anonymous No.55219349]

Imagine doing anything but investing in western granny house REITs and doing DRIP with the dividend.
ngmi

[Anonymous No.55219357]

>"That's right, cocksucker. Enjoy your overpriced Apple VR. We could have had it all. You, me, and ChatGPT."

[Anonymous No.55219360]

>>55219343
You mean 3.50?

[Anonymous No.55219361]

STOP FUCKING SELLING

[Anonymous No.55219365]

>>55219284
I sold down 20% of my exposure today.

[Anonymous No.55219367]

At this rate I might break even on my NVDA puts

[Anonymous No.55219368]

>>55219337
It would have been okay if the price tag wasn't three thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine united states dollar

[Anonymous No.55219369]

Sell.

[Anonymous No.55219371]

dead cat bounce on SQQQ causing this dump

[Anonymous No.55219375]

>>55219361
oh look, it's ME

[Anonymous No.55219385]

>>55219371
>dead cat on a derivative

[Anonymous No.55219391]

I finally switched from Bear to Bull on Monday... And I'm losing even more money. I fucking hate this game.
We're going higher later, right? Just a breather before the next leg up?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55219396]

>>55219360
If we go back to $350 by Friday I will recover all the loses I made on NVDA's earnings with interest.

[Anonymous No.55219399]

Finna put on my iGoyggles and pretend no one is selling

[Anonymous No.55219413]

>>55219361
>market breadth blocks your path

[Anonymous No.55219428]

>>55219391
People always overreact, or try to follow trends after they're already over.
Institutions want you to trade like this. Someone needs to put in money if they're going to bring anything home

[Anonymous No.55219432]

>>55219399
imagine the smell of that fabric headband

[Anonymous No.55219445]

>>55219322
XOM and PBR
indeed

[Anonymous No.55219454]

is an afternoon VWAP reversion possible today goys?

[Anonymous No.55219459]

>>55219399
>pharoah head shape
holy fuck maybe they really wuz kangz

[Anonymous No.55219468]

>>55219345
Today was a lame scamwick day. Look at DAX, I got shaken out twice. Still did some profit, but both times didn't hold til the end.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55219478]

>>55219399
Can you use these to make it so everyone looks white? Like if I buy these will I never have to look at niggers again? If that's the case they would be worth every penny.

[Anonymous No.55219480]

yesterday somebody said MMM was uninvestible on cnbc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkQH9rsldcg

[Anonymous No.55219489]

I literally timed the top of DKNG when I bought my puts. I'm a fucking genius.

[Anonymous No.55219491]

>>55219371
>The tail is wagging the dog!

[Anonymous No.55219492]

>>55219468
>>55219345
And now I even shorted the bottom with small positions, because of this fuckin unpredictable retard market. Could slide down in the night or EU session or pump again. NVM; if it goes up I short more, simple as.

[Anonymous No.55219495]

>>55219489
kick ass, blessed

[Anonymous No.55219528]

>>55219489
what uh strike?

[Anonymous No.55219531]

>>55219399
Do these companies purposely just employ freaks to market their products? Look at that ayyy lmao head.

[Anonymous No.55219532]

>>55219489
what is that anyway
i always just think of Donkey Kong when I see it posted lol

[Anonymous No.55219536]

>>55219489
The last video you made was shilling the fuck out of UONE.
Man, what a turd.

[Anonymous No.55219548]

>>55219468
>Today was a lame scamwick day
i went to the grocery store after i exited my 50 lot because i thought the same thing, it was tough trading during my usual morning hours
>Still did some profit
same, but i cant help but feel like one of these days one of these $1-$3 moves will go in my favor while I'm loaded up on the correct directional bet... one of these days. Green is green though
>>55219492
I just scalped another $50 from calls thinking there will be a VWAP reversion, or at least an attempt at it even if it fails. But they showed me $50 too quickly so I took it, its unpredictable and I want to smoke my chicken in peace tonight

[Anonymous No.55219550]

>>55219528
07/07 $26
>>55219532
It's draftkings. I double fucked them because I won $200 on the slots last night too.

[Anonymous No.55219571]

Today, I bought 2886 TRUFF for 0.0603 and sold 200 UUUU for 6.32

[Anonymous No.55219574]

>>55219478
>if I buy these will I never have to look at niggers again?
Thanks to the wonders of AI, we're mere months away from this actually happening. It'll be kicked off the app store, naturally, but if you jailbreak you'll be able to ensure every journey into the outdoors is filled with 10/10 qt asians.

[Anonymous No.55219576]

>>55219478
No, something even better. You'll never have to look in a mirror and see your own sad face ever again! :)

[Anonymous No.55219601]

>>55219548
It's dangerous, 0dte. The risk of losing your full position in such a fuckin retard, I can understand it. I also always close to soon. Even right in the moment of the drop 10:22 EST. But I jumped back in again at least several times. On the other hand now I shorted right in the recovery, lmao. Never fuckin changes,

[Anonymous No.55219608]

Reminder. Do not get married young. You will find better looking women always. There is always someone better. Do not marry young, it will not end well for you.
Also once you divorce, definitely DO NOT REMARRY.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55219610]

>>55219532
It's pretty cool, I put $5 in it and then they gave me like $250 in bet credits. Then it's like you just bet on the sports and you win because you never bet on losers, so that $5 has turned into about $7000 in withdraws. Except last night I lost almost everything because the Yankees couldn't score enough runs to win. So now I have to wait for the Golden Knights to win the Stanley cup to keep making withdraws, but the trick is to never put money in after the first $5.

[Anonymous No.55219613]

>>55219574
Oh baby maybe I'll have to splurge on apfail hardware after all. Imagine being able to replace all niggers by big X signs (gotta know how to best avoid walking near one of those apes) while not having to see these animals ever again.

[Anonymous No.55219620]

>>55219536
Ok so UONE didn't behave how I expected, but even if you bought you aren't down much. Plus it's not Juneteenth yet so you never know.

[Anonymous No.55219624]

>>55219601
>>55219601
>>55219548
*retard market

>>55219531
I didn't realize that until you said it. Didn't click on the pic. It's really weirdly shaped. It's known that people of different races have different shaped heads, but this one is a little extreme. Maybe that is part of the marketing. I was thinking about how this shit is gonna fit comfortably to everyone.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55219637]

>>55219608
>Also once you divorce, definitely DO NOT REMARRY
This, you'll go to hell if you do this.

[Anonymous No.55219642]

>TGT

[Anonymous No.55219646]

>>55219343
No the minority woman at Bank of America has spoken. It’s $500

[Anonymous No.55219649]

>>55219601
>It's dangerous, 0dte.
that's why i love it, its the modern day Chicago floor trading. It's chaos, its awesome

[Anonymous No.55219651]

>>55219489
You are the greatest trader on /smg/. Excluding me, of course.

[Anonymous No.55219654]

oh wait today is some VIX expiration. maybe this shit is finally waking up after todays session..
https://cdn.cboe.com/resources/options/Cboe2023OPTIONSCalendar.pdf

[Anonymous No.55219670]

>>55219399
>>55219531
But wait, wasn't this white ovalshaped thing supposed to be the speakers? Weren't they designed to be over the ears? They are at the temple here. Or is that opening on the right bottom supposed to funnel the sound into your ears from the front. That would also mean others can hear what you are watching, LMAO. This thing should have a jack for inearphones.

[Anonymous No.55219674]

>>55219610
This is how schizo my checking account looks because of constant deposits and withdrawals on draftkings kek

[Anonymous No.55219677]

>>55219646
My lil NVDA doin a lil sumsum

[Anonymous No.55219678]

>>55219489
>>55219311

[Anonymous No.55219685]

>>55219670
Those oval speakers aren't supposed to be over the ears, no.

And yes, that does mean you'll have to hear some asshole's Disney+ shit on a 12 hour flight.

[Anonymous No.55219689]

>>55219637
Gookfu isn't your first?

[Anonymous No.55219697]

>They're still slamming VIX into a 13 handle

[Anonymous No.55219702]

>>55219685
Starting to sound antisemitic. Now hand over the $3500 bigot

[Anonymous No.55219710]

>>55219674
The secret is to never deposit more. Personally, I just went with the draftkings and fanduel promos for the superbowl, made free bets on each team, then cashed out my $250 when one of the two teams won.
but I've never been much of a gambler. I prefer arbitrage.

[Anonymous No.55219714]

>>55219697
>TA on the VIX

[Anonymous No.55219715]

>>55219702
I can't be antisemitic because I'm Jewish.

And excuse me but it's only $3499, I want my dollar back.

[Anonymous No.55219716]

Where can I find the date of the next dividend for GUSH? Or SOXL?
Everywhere online just tells me when the last divi was and says its quarterly. But it doesn't always pay quarterly.
Where is the official word? Prospectus?

[Anonymous No.55219723]

>>55219685
Great design. Nvm battery is only 2 hours, so it's actually 1 1/2 max.

[Anonymous No.55219725]

>>55219714
Anon, that's... that's not TA.

[Anonymous No.55219733]

why is TLT shitting itself

[Anonymous No.55219741]

>>55219714
thats called checking the price

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55219745]

>>55219710
see i got a risk free bet up to $1000 on when i signed up on fanduel, so I just took placed the $1000 bet and cashed everything out when it hit.

[Anonymous No.55219747]

>>55219733
People are getting higher for longer.

[Anonymous No.55219755]

>>55219733
Higher for longer. Soon enough they'll have a new name for it: currency crisis

[Anonymous No.55219756]

>>55219710
I'm a degenerate gambler and draftkings has paid out way more than any other casino I've ever been to in my life so I stick with them. I'm now a silver member which is pretty degenerate so I get exclusive perks. They don't send me deposit matches anymore kek. They've caught on to some of my tricks

[Anonymous No.55219762]

>>55219697
desperate fuckers

[Anonymous No.55219773]

>>55219755
>Market closed
>Credit crisis

[Anonymous No.55219792]

>>55219714
>noticing a new 3-year low on an index is TA

[Anonymous No.55219798]

TRAJECTORY
MAINTAINED

[Anonymous No.55219813]

>>55219792
Noticing is antisemitic

[Anonymous No.55219831]

>>55219670
>>55219685
Just buy the iGoggle compatible wireless earbuds, goy. A steal at $950. And don't forget your £1500 dollar charging dock.

[Anonymous No.55219842]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.55219844]

>>55219831
>
And how much will be the Goggles? 4000€?

[Anonymous No.55219845]

>>55219798

[Anonymous No.55219846]

I've been triple heemed

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55219853]

tiny hat rotation strategy is paying off

[Anonymous No.55219859]

The amount of retards that keep losing money in this general every day makes me think most of you don't actually know what you're doing

[Anonymous No.55219862]

>>55219798
>>55219845
must be some getting ready to
FUCK
SOME
NIGGERS
UP
breddy soonish

[Anonymous No.55219877]

>>55219859
I know a little bit. Just enough to be dangerous.

[Anonymous No.55219879]

>>55219859
you're really insightful

[Anonymous No.55219882]

>>55219859
I really never have. I really never have. Sold the bottom and still in cash

[Anonymous No.55219891]

>>55219862
GONNA
FUCKEMUP!!!

[Anonymous No.55219914]

>>55219891

[Anonymous No.55219915]

>>55219859
do you have any advice for someone who's interested in the markets, but not confident enough to take any risks with entering a position?

[Anonymous No.55219921]

Thoughts on SOXL calls today?

[Anonymous No.55219924]

>Woke piece of shit company we clean for was having an outdoor event today
>Canadian wildfires have caused an air quality alert here in Michigan
Kek based Canadians.

[Anonymous No.55219929]

just imagine how many millions you need to dump to crush the VIX to fucking 13 handle in this environment where you could have literally a black swan overnight with this massive yields. it's not just US imagine Chyna or EU or Japan some bank blows up or whatever the US market would have circuit breakers on those current levels... or the russian bear is getting angry overnight and you wake up to -5% futures like at the beginning of the military operation..
insanity

[Anonymous No.55219930]

>>55219915
Learn TA unironically.

[Anonymous No.55219931]

Criminey, NVDA might actually break 380 at this rate.

[Anonymous No.55219932]

>>55219859
once in a while you see people who do.

[Anonymous No.55219945]

What's the best resource to learn about futures trading? books, websites etc?

[Anonymous No.55219948]

>>55219924
Bullish for lumber.

[Anonymous No.55219950]

>>55219915
boomer ETFs

[Anonymous No.55219957]

>>55219859
i love losing moneys

[Anonymous No.55219961]

>>55219915
BUY
LOW
SELL
HIGH

[Anonymous No.55219966]

>>55219608
Cope and seethe. Been with my wife since I was 15. She is going to blow me the moment I go on break.
>t. wfh chad

[Anonymous No.55219972]

>>55219929
>It's just healthy sector rotation durr

[Anonymous No.55219987]

>>55219844
Three thousand four hundred and ninety-nine US dollars

[Anonymous No.55219988]

WEN bros
why does it keep on drillin'

[Anonymous No.55219991]

>>55219859
what?

[Anonymous No.55219989]

>>55219945
I called up my broker (female (afab)) and had her read all their reference material about it. I'm an auditory learner.

[Anonymous No.55220003]

>>55219931
Diamond-titanium support at 380, higher for longer

[Anonymous No.55220010]

>>55219284
>>55219302
This. My magic tea leaves told me so

[Anonymous No.55220017]

>>55219988
Did they fuck up one of Reviewbrah's orders?

[Anonymous No.55220039]

>>55219989
>and had her read all their reference material about it
>I'm an auditory learner
I'm going to use that one next time I have a question for my series holders. I recently had a question about T+1 vs T+2 settlement and he just sent me a link for me to read on my own. I want to make them read it to me.

[Anonymous No.55220049]

>>55219972
healthy sector rotation while megacaps tank almost -4%.
they are currently throwing this hot potato to the next sucker and fuck off into some defense

[Anonymous No.55220052]

>>55220039
Your account may need to be larger for them to tolerate your shit, idk.

[Anonymous No.55220060]

>>55220017
oh shit i need to catch up on VOR shows

[Anonymous No.55220063]

>>55220017
They brought back the strawberry frosty. This should be the bottom.

[Anonymous No.55220072]

>>55219915
DCA into comfy boomer index funds

[Anonymous No.55220074]

>>55220060
W

[Anonymous No.55220081]

LFLY

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55220085]

>>55219915
Tell her you'll be gentle, and start with just the tip and watch it go up and down and up and down so she can get used to how it feels. Then slowly enter and pull some out, then put in more and pull back a little until you're balls deep and loving it.

[Anonymous No.55220091]

the roblox CEO might as well be the grinder CEO... fruity goofball

[Anonymous No.55220101]

>>55220081
>SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
you must if you want to buy that

[Anonymous No.55220105]

>>55220091
Well Tim Apple is also a SIGA customer but look how well his stock's doing.

[Anonymous No.55220113]

>>55220085
I got offered a 3rd shift job as a janny at a college so you can take that crappy job you were offering me baggot and shove it up your bussy

[Anonymous No.55220125]

>>55219921
get some cheap ones near the money for fast gains, this dump has no legs.

[Anonymous No.55220128]

>>55219853
You're welcome for giving you the profitable trade, Baggie.

[Anonymous No.55220131]

at least we have cloth masks to save us from air pollution

[Anonymous No.55220133]

>>55219293
FUCK THE HULK HOGAN
I PUT HIM INTO CAMEL CLUTCH
MAKE HIM HUMBLE

[Anonymous No.55220141]

>>55220113
nice, another chance for you to groom zoomers

[Anonymous No.55220142]

Welp time to open Fidelity for the first time today...
>-0.92%
Heh... not great, not terrible...

[Anonymous No.55220149]

Remember zoomers, you don't work for money, you work for the experience. Now get off you computer and go down to your local McDonald's and get a job.

[Anonymous No.55220165]

>>55220131
I love how these assholes are acting like it's the apocalypse when this happens out West all the time.

[Anonymous No.55220170]

>>55220149
Just like buffett he's never had a real job in his life. Sitting on your ass "investing" is not a job.

[Anonymous No.55220172]

>>55220131
>these are such fine particulates
but the mask will catch em all

[Anonymous No.55220178]

>>55220141
I'm probably not going to be able to take it. I'm still working on grooming the zoomers at my current job and haven't finished yet

[Anonymous No.55220190]

>>55220165
>these assholes

[Anonymous No.55220197]

/smg/VIX new ATL

[Anonymous No.55220200]

>>55220178
most of our shop better offers before their training is complete. how do you have time to groom them?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55220199]

>>55220128
I came up with this strategy myself.

[Anonymous No.55220207]

>>55220170
You sound stressed. Maybe you should have a cherry coke. A little corn syrup will calm your nerves.

[Anonymous No.55220226]

>>55220199
No you didn't. You saw my posts last week and replied to me on each I made re: IWM rotation. You're welcome Baggie.

[Anonymous No.55220233]

NVDA is at the massive earnings gap level
imagine a break down

[Anonymous No.55220239]

>30 dollar off coupon for uber
>33 dollar order
>congrats here's another 12 dollars in tips and 'service fees'
What the fuck is this scam lmao.

[Anonymous No.55220240]

>>55220200
They're buying the business so I'm teaching them everything I know.

[Anonymous No.55220242]

>>55220233
and it looks pretty scary. whoever is buying at the gap is insane

[Anonymous No.55220244]

>>55220190
What does this have to do with NVIDIA?

>sent from my 3060ti

[Anonymous No.55220251]

>>55220233
Won't happen. We're about to squeeze the hedgies. Gonna show them why you don't eff with gamers.

[Anonymous No.55220253]

>>55220239

Uber isn't worth it unless your rich if you're buying alone. It's good for bigger orders that you can split the cost of the fees with friends.

You gotta pay a human 30 minutes to drive to and from a place after all..

[Anonymous No.55220255]

>>55220207
The only corn I drink is fermented.

[Anonymous No.55220259]

>>55220101
buy now or stay poor forever

[Anonymous No.55220264]

>>55220244
nothing
>sent from my dual 3070 former mining rig

[Anonymous No.55220265]

>>55220239
>he’s tipping

[Anonymous No.55220266]

>>55220251
yeah won't happen today but we have some days left

[Anonymous No.55220267]

>RENT earnings AMC
>TTC earnings BMO
Why the fuck are they pumping this hard before earnings? Is this a buy singal or an exit pump?

[Anonymous No.55220268]

Fuck the Qs forever.

[Anonymous No.55220272]

>>55220259
what's the FA on buying now? You need exit liquidity?

[Anonymous No.55220273]

>>55220267
Ya never know. Earnings are a wily beast.

[Anonymous No.55220274]

>>55219915
you gotta put in the homework homie to get good.

You unironically need 2 years before you are consistently profitable

[Anonymous No.55220285]

>>55220264
>former mining rig
Based reuser.

[Anonymous No.55220289]

>>55220239
The only reason to ever order using door dash or Uber eats is if you're drunk. Literally no other reason to not get off your ass and get it yourself.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55220295]

>>55220226
I had fucking $800 in my account yesterday. Your average gambler would have quit, but now I've made up all the money I lost on NVDA's earnings.

[Anonymous No.55220298]

>>55220267
Gambling on earnings is a great feeling you should try it

[Anonymous No.55220302]

>>55220255
Now that's the PBR I'm talkin about.

[Anonymous No.55220305]

Interest rates don't matter anymore change my mind. Rates are going parabolic and the S&P is barely down

[Anonymous No.55220326]

>>55220305
>15% FFR and SPX6000

[Anonymous No.55220339]

>>55220131
pssst...
the cloth masks do nothing

[Anonymous No.55220344]

AI AI AI AI HELP MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.55220354]

>>55220344
Ouching oil short? Or did you fall for C3 the meme company?

[Anonymous No.55220355]

>>55220305
markets historically dump on the pivot

[Anonymous No.55220356]

>>55220289
The 30 dollar off coupon doesn't allow pickups.

>>55220265
>3 dollar tip
>2 dollars in taxes
>6 bucks service fees

>>55220253
Pretty sure the driver doesn't get the service fees.

[Anonymous No.55220366]

>>55220339
while wearing said mask that faggot said "these are such fine particulates they are indoors". i can't even

[Anonymous No.55220368]

You don't tip for their company, you tip so that they leave.

[Anonymous No.55220376]

>>55220354
s&p

[Anonymous No.55220383]

>>55220355
>markets historically dump on the pivot
Interest rates don't matter anymore so there won't be a pivot. We're going higher for longer and the S&P is going to 6000. No pivot means no dump, just grind higher everyday with periodic .20% pullbacks
>>55220326
>15% FFR and SPX6000
Yes

[Anonymous No.55220386]

>>55220368
>DASH acquires OnlyFans
It...could...work!

[Anonymous No.55220398]

>NVDA broke 378.20
Next stop 318.

[Anonymous No.55220401]

>>55220386
>2023
>No deliverable pussy right to your front door

[Anonymous No.55220408]

>>55220355
>pivot
Note that a pause is not a pivot. There will be no "pivot" unless markets dump, and the very act of a pivot will guarantee markets continue to pump.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55220420]

Boboids are euphoric over a .5% red day LOL, buying more SPX right now, never going below 4200 ever again. Bobos in /smg/ are always buy signals.
>>55220383
Based and true.

[Anonymous No.55220422]

Just a little more...push....puuussssshhhh

[Anonymous No.55220425]

>>55220383
shit&piss holds up because of sector rotation since every retard throw out their defense to buy into muh AI tech
if those defense sectors are back to normal or high prices everything will fall hard including shit&piss
I'm sure we will see circuit breakers this year if this was the top of the rally mumutard

[Anonymous No.55220429]

>>55220383
The bull narrative went from
>the Fed will pivot therefore stocks will go up
to
>interest rates don't matter therefore a pivot doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.55220439]

Daddy Jerome needs to Irish Kiss these mumu shits back to reality. Is a 7% fed funds target rate priced in?

[Anonymous No.55220446]

>>55219762
The VIX short squeeze and eventual aftermath will be glorius.

[Anonymous No.55220452]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.55220459]

>>55220420
>never going below 4200 ever again
.20% is the maximum pullback allowed. 4250 is the generational bottom
>55220425
>to buy into muh AI tech
AI means infinite growth and cost saving for megacaps. Smaller companies don't matter as long as Microsoft and Nvidia grow parabolically

[Anonymous No.55220482]

goygogglebros

[putsRnotDaWae No.55220487]

Bulls are winners and boboids are simply losers. Bullchads what are we slurping today besides the obvious NVDA and TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.55220491]

My plays:
TCOM TUYA Calls.
Puts on HCP.
Fuck GME, not playing that shit.
I got long play options on CCL just as a tip, cruises are going into peak season.

[Anonymous No.55220495]

>>55220482
Wow I can't wait to watch candles from my whole portfolio fall in unison in AR.

[Anonymous No.55220498]

Is today's pullback a good entry point for tech stocks going higher? Or is it the start of another slump?

[Anonymous No.55220500]

>>55220491
>TCOM TUYA Calls.
>Puts on HCP.
Care to elaborate on these?

[Anonymous No.55220518]

TIME TO PUMP IT GREEN

https://youtu.be/1t1aaHb-tsY

[Anonymous No.55220522]

>>55220487
>Bulls are winners and boboids are simply losers
Wouldn't surprise me if the S&P closes green today even with rates going parabolic. Bobo just can't win
>Bullchads what are we slurping today besides the obvious NVDA and TQQQ?
SOXL and adding to TMV

[Anonymous No.55220527]

>>55220498
Short term slump if I had to reckon

[Anonymous No.55220534]

IT
IS
THA OWAH
OF
POWAH
unless you're a LGBTechQ+

[Anonymous No.55220539]

>>55220498
Short term AI is extremely overvalued, in the sense that it will absolutely not translate into any profit, not this year, not next year. So there's more than enough room for it to slump

But look a little longer than that, and there's a huge room for it to go higher as well. Depends on your time frame. Nothing is more transformative than no longer being the smarter species on earth.
Unless you think humans somehow just happen to be most intelligent anything can be, 95% of us are about to become the inferior species not too far from now.

[Anonymous No.55220554]

Oh look another dip being slurped..

[Anonymous No.55220557]

>>55220554

[Anonymous No.55220564]

>>55220522
>>55220487

Slurp all the shit up, go on.

[Anonymous No.55220568]

>>55220527
they need to drag up the 200 MA a bit on the SPY 15 min and 30 min charts by crabbing slightly downward, then it can go test said 200 MA and then go back up.
t. a retail goy

[Anonymous No.55220595]

It's souring, it's actually souring

[Anonymous No.55220610]

Uhhh WTFWT

[Anonymous No.55220612]

>>55220564
Buying MSFT, META, GOOG and shorting 20+ year treasury bonds. The paradigm has changed. Higher interest rates are now supportive for tech stocks because it means their competition will be wiped out and all the money will flow to them. And AI means the megacaps will reduce their expenses to nothing

[putsRnotDaWae No.55220616]

NVIDIA is unironically undervalued even if it hits 100T market cap, AI is the most revolutionary invention since electricity. This "bubble" hasn't even started yet.

[Anonymous No.55220621]

>>55220612
And I don't care.

[Anonymous No.55220657]

>>55220616
>This "bubble" hasn't even started yet.
Not to mention that AI will soon start rapidly evolving itself just like in the movies. Once that happens a 100T market cap will seem cheap and people will have wished they bought at that level

[Anonymous No.55220658]

>PACW
Bank bros we,re BACK

[Anonymous No.55220676]

Let's talk a moment about Apple. The company is literally turning into a Bank. They are sucking up nearly all the capital in the world and are a profit machine. Not only that, but the stocks are in LIMITED SUPPLY. There's 15 BILLION of them and they are just buying them back up and shredding them at rapid pace. It's like Bitcoin, but instead of a fixed supply, the # of Apple shares are going DOWN every year rapidly.

Anyone who doesn't hold at least some of their portfolio in apple, I write them off as an idiot,

[Anonymous No.55220677]

>>55220658
It's never been more over.

[Anonymous No.55220707]

>>55220658
No no no, you're supposed to say
>PACW is BACKW

[Anonymous No.55220713]

>>55220482
>>55220495
Can the goygoggles filter out undesired sights? Like homeless, gays, and anyone with broccoli hair? This might actually make a lot of money

[Anonymous No.55220717]

any Sudanese anons sieging for control of the arms factory right now? What's shakin' over there fellas?

[Anonymous No.55220720]

even muh VZ reached for the sky today

[Anonymous No.55220721]

>U.S. yield curve reaches deepest inversion since 1981
crash imminent

[Anonymous No.55220737]

>>55220658
once the 2 year flips I'm riding that shit to 0

[Anonymous No.55220738]

>>55220720
shit
wrong
picrel

[putsRnotDaWae No.55220739]

>>55220676
This, and the headset is unironically based. It's the first serious VR headset as all the previous shit targeted gamers who are a poor and loser demographic. Apple will bring VR to professionals and the mainstream.

[Anonymous No.55220742]

How the fuck am I losing money today? What the fuck is happening?

[Anonymous No.55220745]

Goddammit every day I wish I was born 3 years earlier to profit off Coof

[Anonymous No.55220750]

>>55220737
flips to 5%

[Anonymous No.55220751]

>>55220713
Negative. It's exclusively makes everything you see, faggots, trannies, and the ugliest of niggers. It filters out all white people

[Anonymous No.55220754]

>>55220721
The crash/recession historically doesn't happen until the curve uninverts itself though.

[Anonymous No.55220755]

YES YES GIVE ME NEW LOWS

[Anonymous No.55220759]

>>55220754
wait I'm retarded it was old news anyway

[Anonymous No.55220765]

NVDA now at the point where shorts, sensing weakness, pile on into any rally. Like wolves tearing at a bleeding fawn.

[Anonymous No.55220766]

>>55220676
they are gay though. i write off anyone who doesn't hold NSC as a fag

[Anonymous No.55220767]

>>55220721
>crash imminent
Yeah but in Bobo's portfolio. Yield curve inversions don't matter anymore because interest rates don't matter anymore. The 30 year yield could go to 10% and it wouldn't change anything. The federal funds rate could go 20% and the market would be hotter than ever. Cash buyers will keep the housing market booming. Tech companies have so much cash that they are completely unaffected. Small companies that need money don't matter and will just be absorbed by megacap companies. Banks would fail but that also doesn't matter because JPMorgan will just buy them all up

[Anonymous No.55220774]

>>55220754
>until the curve uninverts itself though.
anyone care to chime in how the un-inversion plays out, the type of catalyst to fuel that move?

[Anonymous No.55220776]

time to long the bottom

[Anonymous No.55220779]

>open scanner
>see MVIS
>log in
>short MVIS
>log out
great trading sesh today lads

[putsRnotDaWae No.55220791]

>>55220721
It's unironically a new paradigm, the previous fed pause and yield curve thesis doesn't apply anymore. AI is so revolutionary that there will simply be no crash, also investing knowledge is far greater today than ever before and everyone will simply aggressively buy any dip, also 0 DTE options prevent any serious dump.

[Anonymous No.55220796]

>>55220766
Are you mortal enemies with anyone who holds CSX?

[Anonymous No.55220798]

>>55220776
I'll long your bottom.

[Anonymous No.55220800]

>>55220721
Crash will probably be in September, as in there will be some sort of "black" day. like a new black monday. We'll probably reach new highs before then. I'm still bullish. Bobos keep getting eviscerated and don't learn.

[Anonymous No.55220804]

>>55220500
TCOM is in line with CCL, travel play. TUYA is cheap penny stock so could go either way but I brought a cheap home system for my father and it had the best bar none out of all the Chinese noname apps. So it's just me guessing.
HCP is because enterprise software has been very miss out of all the hits lately and HCP isn't AI driven so even if mentioned, the stock won't moon so more likely to fall.

[Anonymous No.55220805]

>>55220796
no but it's a shitty stock by comparison, i sold mine.

[Anonymous No.55220810]

>>55220767
>The federal funds rate could go 20% and the market would be hotter than ever
ya sure about that? people would be homeless and defaulting on "their" home mortgage payments, the remaining regional banks would be ass raped out of existence

[Anonymous No.55220815]

>>55220779
I haven't heard that name in a long time. What in god's name happened to pump that stock so much.

[Anonymous No.55220819]

>>55220798

[Anonymous No.55220821]

I'm looking for DG to find bottom so I can buy as much of it as I can.

[Anonymous No.55220831]

>>55220796
>>55220805
scratch that, CSX is based, it's UNP that sucks ass.

[Anonymous No.55220830]

if I short now it will be shorting the bottom

[Anonymous No.55220845]

>>55220810
>ya sure about that?
yes
> people would be homeless and defaulting on "their" home mortgage payments
Doesn't matter because cash buyers will buy up everything and pump the housing market even farther
>the remaining regional banks would be ass raped out of existence
That's unbelievably bullish and I can't believe you don't see that. Regional banks collapsing means the Fed will inject trillions of dollars into the banking sector. If that doesn't work then JPMorgan will absorb all of the banks

[Anonymous No.55220855]

>>55220819
Are we catposting now?

[Anonymous No.55220857]

>>55220830
No.

Disclaimer: The above statement only applies to NVDA.

[Anonymous No.55220860]

>>55220805
Rude, I hold CSX.

[Anonymous No.55220862]

>>55220815
any stock related to AR headsets are pumping right now, great time to short some dogshit 'tech' stocks

[Anonymous No.55220867]

>Air quality in Adrian MI is almost the worst in the world at the moment due to Canada wildfires.
That's literally 10 minutes from me. I'm I gonna die?

[Anonymous No.55220868]

I've never been more short in my life. You fuckers think AI is going to save us from the impending crash. Ya'll haven't seen shit yet. Jerome powell is a cuck who can't stop printing money. We're all fucked.

[Anonymous No.55220870]

Who here big tobacco?

[Anonymous No.55220872]

>>55220830
yeah, bobo is blowing his load too hard and will get short squeezed into next week.

[Anonymous No.55220881]

>>55220821
My DG always smells like weed, but only white trash work there. This is not financial advice.

[Anonymous No.55220883]

>>55220867
i dare you to go outside and take a big whiff of it and stream it

[Anonymous No.55220886]

>>55220867
We're all gonna die.

[Anonymous No.55220892]

Now looks like a good time to short NVDA

[Anonymous No.55220896]

>>55220868
Jerome tried to force a recession but he can't because the American economy is strong and resilient™
>>55220883
I have to go to work soon so, I'm going to have to anyway.

[Anonymous No.55220897]

MOC IMBALANCE 5.3 BLN BUY-SIDE.

[Anonymous No.55220899]

>NVDA AT THE GAP WICK
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>NVDA AT THE GAP WICK
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>NVDA AT THE GAP WICK
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>NVDA AT THE GAP WICK
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[Anonymous No.55220908]

>>55220867
Get lung cancer and then sue the canadian government for gibs.

[Anonymous No.55220909]

>>55220845
i don't think cash buyers want to buy properties where violent mobs of displaced locals are roaming. and why would fed inject all that cash into the banking sector while at the same time raising rates?

[Anonymous No.55220912]

IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.55220917]

>>55220860
>>55220831

[Anonymous No.55220919]

baggie more like faggie haha gottem

[Anonymous No.55220921]

>>55220897
Fucking slurpers I swear to God.

[Anonymous No.55220922]

>>55220870
big tobacco is going to be open to personal suits in the state of pa within the month at most end of july news hasn't broken yet your welcome

[Anonymous No.55220935]

>>55220919
Nice

[Anonymous No.55220941]

holy fuck the trading session ends at the massive earnings gap for NVDA
tomorrow will be a fucking bloodbath if enough people get scared and sell

[Anonymous No.55220963]

Holy shit lmao.

[Anonymous No.55220966]

>>55220922
at least now there'll be something other than the camp lejeune ads on tv

[Anonymous No.55220972]

It’s ok NVDA bros. We live to fight another day.

[Anonymous No.55220973]

>NVDA
what happened

[Anonymous No.55220974]

>>55220941
Sounds like another midwit bobo idea that will be wrong tommorow

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55220986]

>>55220919
D:

[Anonymous No.55220997]

>>55220974
we'll see.. big money who are not muh buy and hold on those levels have a good night sleep to think about if those risk is worth it holding.. probably not

[Anonymous No.55221012]

>>55220997
big money is what pumps shit to 300x their P/E, they're not dave ramsey ass niggers

[Anonymous No.55221017]

>>55220919
I kneel.

[Anonymous No.55221022]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55221025]

>>55221012
and some are big suckers underwater
do you think every big money manager is in profit?

[Anonymous No.55221031]

>>55221022
+3.79%

[Anonymous No.55221041]

>>55221022
>+4.49%

[Anonymous No.55221060]

>>55221012
Anon, they just spent the last week dumping on you (assuming you're for some reason long NVDA).

>captcha: XVWAP

[Anonymous No.55221062]

>>55221022
Only down 4.04%

[Anonymous No.55221063]

>>55221022
A fantastic 5.83% day. Almost beat daily inflation.

[Anonymous No.55221073]

>>55221022
Mild profits

[Anonymous No.55221075]

>>55221022
Uh...my covered calls did pretty well today

[putsRnotDaWae No.55221078]

>>55221060
Only midwits aren't long NVDA.

[Anonymous No.55221088]

>>55221022
Comfy lil 0.52%

[Anonymous No.55221092]

>>55220997
i would agree with you, but all the institutions who were just underweight NVDA/semis and bought in on the earnings aren't going to dump their bags this soon. I have to believe they won't anyways. That earnings pump was a coordinated institutional buying effort that was pre-planned and they just used the earnings as an excuse to all buy back in at the same time. If they are that paper handed, then wow they don't deserve to live, let alone have jobs

[Anonymous No.55221095]

>>55220974
KEK
it sure as fuck does
still though, imagine thinking that pump to there wasn't fake and gay to begin with.

[Anonymous No.55221098]

>>55221022
+0.01%

[Anonymous No.55221109]

>>55221022
+4.82% Spy is going to zero, the end of the world is neigh. The smoke signals from the north have fortold of this day.

[Anonymous No.55221119]

>>55221022

[Anonymous No.55221136]

>>55220922
I hate PA so goddamn much bros

[Anonymous No.55221138]

>>55221022

+1,3%

im on a green roll

[Anonymous No.55221143]

>tfw day-to-day account volatility is more than a monthly paycheck

[dynashill !!z12mzVPjBfm No.55221144]

fuck you all

[Anonymous No.55221149]

>>55221073
How u get $620k?

[Anonymous No.55221174]

>>55221092
they pumped it for their performance
they are not holding if this shit is even getting closer tomorrow

[Anonymous No.55221175]

>>55221022
+ $664.43

[Anonymous No.55221187]

>>55221022
closed my amd calls at the top and now i will sit and wait for the collapse to get back into tech

[Anonymous No.55221203]

>>55221144
CHECKED
BLESSED

[Anonymous No.55221210]

>>55221119
>-1,316.67%
F

[Anonymous No.55221213]

>>55221022
+0.4%

[Anonymous No.55221214]

>>55221174
i'll have my popcorn ready and maybe will buy a put or 2 if things look zesty, i dont like how wide the bid/ask spread is on the ITM puts though

[Anonymous No.55221222]

rate my portfolio
>Mondelez
>Mcdonalds
>Pepsico
>Microsoft
>Procter&gamble
>Johnson&Johnson
>Siemens
>ABB
got minimum of $4000 in each

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55221225]

>>55221022
Stupid shit only went up 200%, I'm never going to fucking get anywhere at this rate.

[Anonymous No.55221230]

>>55221149
Start with $1.24m and lose 50%.

[Anonymous No.55221231]

>HCP
I was so right. Should've bet even lower, but my $30 puts are going to print.

[Anonymous No.55221239]

>>55221222
Why ABB?

[Anonymous No.55221240]

>>55221210
It's a covered call on an illiquid ticker, that's just what the ask price is and I have no intention to rebuy to close the position.
I just think it's funny.

[Anonymous No.55221246]

>>55221149
Start with 616k, then make 4k profit.

Important to remember that quarterly taxes are due next Thursday though.

[Anonymous No.55221247]

>>55221230
I started with $1.2 and now have $1.1, how do I not become (You)?

[Anonymous No.55221257]

>>55221231
Good going, champ.

[Anonymous No.55221282]

Which etf is safe to put cash in to outpace inflation right now

[Anonymous No.55221299]

>>55221222

[Anonymous No.55221300]

>>55221239
I like automation and robotics companies. And they got position in Asia and Europe.

[Anonymous No.55221304]

>>55221257
It will make up for the massive losses I took last week.

[Anonymous No.55221306]

>>55221247
Always set a stop loss. And only bet when you have an edge, seeing something the market definitely doesn't.

[Anonymous No.55221373]

and just like that
WEN
recovers

[Anonymous No.55221376]

>>55221203

[Anonymous No.55221381]

>>55221300
>I like it.
You got a bit more?

[Anonymous No.55221437]

>>55221144
Great job bro enjoy it

[Anonymous No.55221478]

Nigger >>55221466

[Anonymous No.55221481]

>>55221381
Really, they just been on a steady revenue increase for the last years and the industry is looking promising.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55221531]

lol fucking jannies

[Anonymous No.55221549]

big L for GMEsissies.

[Anonymous No.55221599]

>>55221282
JEPI!

[Anonymous No.55221602]

TLT ....

[Anonymous No.55221658]

>>55221602
Market crash guarantees a bid for safe haven assets like...oh.

[Anonymous No.55221671]

[Anonymous No.55221683]

>>55221658
pls market crash pls someone buy the long term bonds I need to eat...

[Anonymous No.55221692]

>>55221022
-0.22%

>Chick I've already lost all interest in messages me for stock tips in the most cringe way possible
>Has my number

[Anonymous No.55221771]

>>55221692
Tell her to go long with leverage on NVDA

[Anonymous No.55221787]

>You have been banned from /biz/ for posting >>55221466, a violation of Rule 2:

>All political discussion belongs on /pol/ and conspiracy theories belong on /x/.

>Your ban was filed on June 7th, 2023 and expires on June 10th, 2023 at 16:39 ET, which is 2 days and 23 hours from now.

According to our server, your IP is: 186.122.254.86 The name you were posting with was Anonymous.

>Because of the short length of your ban, you may not appeal it. Please check back when your ban has expired.

[Anonymous No.55221807]

>>55221787
>your IP is:
Yeah, that fits.

[Anonymous No.55221840]

>>55221787
>your IP is:

[Anonymous No.55221857]

>>55221787
Backtracing it right now.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55221882]

lol the tiny hat rotation strategy is still working even in kikes only hours.

[Anonymous No.55221903]

Is today a fucking holiday or something? E-Trade is not answering any of their phone numbers

[Anonymous No.55221963]

>>55221787
So how are things in Nicaragua these days? Do you miss the Reagan years yet?

[Anonymous No.55222050]

I kek'd

[Anonymous No.55222144]

>>55222050
I own one of those stocks...

[Anonymous No.55222175]

THe market is dying and that's a good thing. Here's why.

[Anonymous No.55222179]

I baked

>>55222168
>>55222168
>>55222168

[Anonymous No.55222334]

>>55220779
lol have fun losing money

[Anonymous No.55222386]

>>55222179
You have to try again.

[Anonymous No.55223496]

Next thread:
>>55222155
>>55222155
>>55222155

Make sure to get your mpox vaccine before going over there, playa.