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Should I get a big boobs gf, financially speaking?

>> No.55218813

Unfortunately, no.

Financially speaking, big breasted women are more likely to require more food, therefore it is a poor financial decision to get a big boobs gf. Financially speaking, the ideal girlfriend is a sex doll.

>> No.55218845

Financially speaking, the move is to get an anorexic girlfriend, OR you could get a hooker which would be cheaper than food costs.

>> No.55218863

No, just kidnap a big booba broad so you can save money on feeding an actual gf

>> No.55218900

Where do I find these big boob hookers?

>> No.55218906
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Get one who'll be grateful you took her out of wage slaving

>> No.55218975

her eyebrow looks funny

>> No.55219522
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Yes (financially speaking)

>> No.55219644


From a biological perspective, you are a more successful man by impregnating a woman with huge knockers than being a childless billionaire.

>> No.55219691


>> No.55221688
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I wish that were my gf

>> No.55222261
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Just get a flat gf and buy her implants

>> No.55222301

Financially speaking, wide hips

>> No.55222328

Absolutely, you can lay down and use her badonkers as pillows after a day lurking around the city using Rebase

>> No.55222342


>> No.55222368

I'd rather chop my cock off with a nail clipper

>> No.55222375

Financially speaking, huge ass

>> No.55222380

I prefer thighs but that's good too ngl

>> No.55222389
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Absolutely based tho

>> No.55222403

Yeah but that one has a cat ear deformity which cancels out the boobs.