/SMG/ bulltrap edition

[Anonymous No.55216803]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

old bread
>>55212834

[Anonymous No.55216827]

[Anonymous No.55216836]

[Anonymous No.55216848]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.55216847]

>scam pump into scam dump to hook in more bobos

[Anonymous No.55216851]

Mpw up 1.8% let's goooo

[Anonymous No.55216862]

>So did you trade anything today?
I bought some (more) 1 trillion market cap companies.

[Anonymous No.55216864]

>>55216847
I fuckin' hope so.

[Anonymous No.55216865]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55216870]

SIGA SISSYS, mpox has mutated and the bavarian nordic vaccine doesn't work anymore, we are 1 week into pride month daily 100 man gay tranny sex orgys. just look at the chart

[Anonymous No.55216873]

>>55216862
>he bought the top of the megacrap buuble

[Anonymous No.55216899]

Holy fuck I'm getting absolutely heemed today
Time to slurp I guess

[Anonymous No.55216908]

>>55216803
All the advice I got on le stock market said don't day trade. You can't time the market. People who invest for the long-term do better. Well, I did that for a good while, but I opened a new trading account put 20k in there and day traded. I've made more in 3 months day trading than in 3 years of going long. Why is financial advice bullshit?

[Anonymous No.55216912]

>>55216899

[Anonymous No.55216917]

I hit my target already, and they are looking to shake retail today. Need to have some discipline here and not give back my gains today...

But man I coulda woulda shoulda made some money had I held my 0 dte 50 lot. I knew it had to go down, i fuckin knew it.

[Anonymous No.55216939]

took a lot of profits today, for anyone that's been following my portfolio, didn't feel comfortable simultaneously being super concentrated in INTC + having a bunch of microcap exposure in the same industry, also i have a hunch i can add at better prices. anyways congrats to anyone that bought QBTS, what a trade.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

[Anonymous No.55216945]

>NVDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF8c3BjFWsw

[Anonymous No.55216948]

>>55216899

[Anonymous No.55216952]

>>55216908
holy shit anon surely you weren't lucky at all and discovered how to time the market with facts and logic

cheers and kudos to you, my friend

[Anonymous No.55216956]

>>55216939
forgot pic :(((

[Anonymous No.55216957]

>>55216873
It's not like I haven't been buying over a decade now. I know some anons have tiny robinhood accounts here but it wasn't even that much money I spent today.

[Anonymous No.55216964]

This is bullshit when are they turning the money printer back on

[Anonymous No.55216963]

Hopped into another ES short for 4.5 points

[Anonymous No.55216986]

HZO is looking like a juicy short right here.

[Anonymous No.55216994]

>>55216964
stfu

[Anonymous No.55217017]

So 429 is the current roof on SPY and we need to find the bottom of this channel and AAPL is not helping with their XBONE tier show a few days ago.

[Anonymous No.55217021]

>>55216870
Saw that earlier. But while we might still have a few days for cases to keep showing up from International Mr. Leather, it's not looking good. Seems the vaccinated people really *did* have milder cases that didn't spread as much.

As for the chart, I think it's much more the generic XBI pump rather than fundamental SIGA/BVNRY strength. Compare the two side-by-side.

[Anonymous No.55217022]

I started smoking opium the other day and suddenly everything clicked
Why do things that make your life worse when you can not only not do those things but also do things that make you feel better
Like smoking opium

[Anonymous No.55217027]

>>55216964
Canada and Australia said "No", and now JPow will be forced to not cuck to the anglos...
Get ready for Mr. Bones', anon...

[Anonymous No.55217030]

>>55217022
fuck you nigger

[Anonymous No.55217034]

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. I HAD ASSURANCES THIS MARKET ONLY WAS GOING TO GO UP FROM HERE ON OUT.

[Anonymous No.55217036]

>>55216956
>No SMCI
But why?

[Anonymous No.55217054]

>>55217022

[Anonymous No.55217056]

SPY 430 incoming, we made it bull bros

[Anonymous No.55217059]

Bagged 300% profit on PLTR, stashed some profits into JEPI and bought 2 0dte SPY $429. Following Reddit trend cause they actually make money

[Anonymous No.55217060]

>>55217034
>NOOOOOOO HOW COULD WE BE GOING BACK TO LEVELS ONLY SEEN BEFORE A FEW DAYS AGO
nigger

[Anonymous No.55217064]

>>55216986
It's mooning more than IWM or IWC, that's for sure. Maybe it's actually a good company though, rather than particularly overhyped?

[Anonymous No.55217075]

gm

[Anonymous No.55217076]

Rate my portfolio I just turned 18 in may

[Anonymous No.55217079]

>>55217022
Are you living in the 19th century or something

[Anonymous No.55217088]

Don't smoke opium. This is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.55217092]

>>55217022
Are you a Chinaman in the 1850's?

[Anonymous No.55217099]

>>55217079
Best way to avoid fentanyl and tranq desu.

[Anonymous No.55217109]

The sky is all cloudy from the Canadian wildfire, I can tell they are burning hickory up there. I'm going to smoke some chicken on the OK Joe and use that smokey air to help fuel the firebox. I'm ignoring the local news warning to stay indoors. Gotta smoke some meat and chill the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.55217112]

>I started smoking opium the other day and suddenly everything clicked
>Why do things that make your life worse when you can not only not do those things but also do things that make you feel better
>Like smoking opium

[Anonymous No.55217123]

>>55217076
When you're that young, focus on your education and career. Much higher ROI than a couple extra % on a few grand. Dump all that shit into SPXL and check back in a few years.

[Anonymous No.55217133]

YESSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.55217143]

>>55217109
Is this viral marketing for some smoker company stock? WEBR got delisted.

[Anonymous No.55217147]

>>55217064
Yes I want to totally be long a company that sells boats and yachts -- the ultimate discretionary purchases -- going into a recession and high rate environment.

[Anonymous No.55217157]

>>55217147
The 0.01% live in a different world.

[Anonymous No.55217163]

>>55217123
Im not giving college money fuck that. Every zoomer i know is getting a college degree. in 20 years a degree wont make you stand out, im trying to get into the post office fuck college.

[Anonymous No.55217165]

>>55217079
>>55217092
Any hippie looking guy over like 40 can get you opium.
First time I smoked it he put some in with the weed we were hitting
It was nice

[Anonymous No.55217167]

>>55216827
do people actually watch that guy

[Anonymous No.55217171]

>>55217143
no, im just blog posting, thanks for reading. I'm made Meathead Goldwyn's amazingribs.com Alabama white sauce recipe over the weekend and it turned out great. Going to use the rest of that sauce up tonight

[Anonymous No.55217183]

how does a low volatility etf gain value?
like if all the stuff in the etf raises in value but nobody is buying or selling does the etf just gain value off of the stocks value, doesnt it have to be traded to gain value?

Yes I am retarded

[Anonymous No.55217187]

whoa thats a big shakeout !
they cant stop the selling!

[Anonymous No.55217195]

This sudden dump shook investor confidence. This will drop even further tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55217201]

>>55217167
(You) do

[Anonymous No.55217207]

Bullbros I’m trapped HELP

[Anonymous No.55217216]

>>55217183
Even if an ETF is rarely traded, the issuer will do some math on the underlying holdings every day and publish what's called the NAV. The Net Asset Value adds up everything the ETF holds (say, a bunch of tech company shares) and divides it among the number of ETF shares outstanding.

Plenty of market-makers also track the holdings and update what they consider a fair price throughout the day. So Invesco might publish QQQ's NAV at market open but everyone adjusts that based on how Apple, Nvidia, etc trade during the session.

[Anonymous No.55217220]

Am I the only one slowly dumping every position I own into this retard pump?

[Anonymous No.55217222]

Dowchads… we are a fortress

[Anonymous No.55217240]

>vug -.84
>vtv +.59
grandpa's revenge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCTunqv1Xt4

[Anonymous No.55217244]

>>55217207
It's only 11, there is time.

[Anonymous No.55217245]

>>55217183
>>55217216
There's also redemption procedures. If you (or, more often, a market maker) gather up a million shares or something, you can take those to the ETF issuer and redeem them for the underlying holdings. Same for the inverse - collect the shares of companies in the low volatility ETF and you might be able to exchange them with the issuer for shares of the ETF itself.

That helps keep ETF values from straying too far from NAV.

[Anonymous No.55217256]

Look at fuckin cocoa, everyday new record, lmao. Inflation is cooling down. Brown gold

[Anonymous No.55217262]

Reminder, divvychads, you want to grab NVDA shares before it's too late.

[Anonymous No.55217265]

>>55217240
I could be her poolboy

[Anonymous No.55217267]

>>55217240
>MFW I've been getting an itch for old hags lately

[Anonymous No.55217276]

>>55217207
VIX is not breaking higher so far

[Anonymous No.55217279]

>>55217216
>>55217245
ty babygirl looking cute today

>>55217076
get out of spxs asap grow your wealth a bit more first and gain some experience, you will do nothing but lose money holding a leveraged etf

[Anonymous No.55217282]

>>55217279
>ty babygirl looking cute today
SIRS, DO NOT REDEEM THE SPY

[Anonymous No.55217291]

Rate my portfolio balance

[Anonymous No.55217295]

>>55217240
Legit hotter and better looking than many 20year old. How the hell did she look like with 20+?

[Anonymous No.55217299]

>>55217276
Though that could just mean it's an orderly selloff

[Anonymous No.55217303]

>>55217291
kek

[Anonymous No.55217305]

>>55217240
would

[Anonymous No.55217316]

>>55217279
I want to but should i wait until market goes down?

[Anonymous No.55217336]

>>55217303
I fucked it up. I used the price for R instead of RS. Still, thinking of doing something like this.

[Anonymous No.55217337]

>MSFT
>GOOG
>AMZN
muh mega caps are breaking

[Anonymous No.55217355]

>>55217337
>AMZN and NVDA flat
And then there were two...

[Anonymous No.55217358]

>have training on delivering properly in meetings
>presenter ask me my thoughts about eye contact
>say I am always unsure where to look, there’s so many places my eyeballs could be looking, don’t know where’s proper
>fembot does a nervous laugh and just tells me to look wherever is comfortable for me

[Anonymous No.55217364]

Sell in May.

[Anonymous No.55217368]

>>55217358

[Anonymous No.55217370]

>>55217337
>AAPL and NVDA flat
And then there were two...

[Anonymous No.55217375]

>>55217358
You looked at her bobs, didn't you?

[Anonymous No.55217377]

>>55217358
She wants the d

[Anonymous No.55217378]

>>55217370
I'm short NVDA if this dogshit pulls the rug, I'm going to make it

[Anonymous No.55217380]

>>55217337
>>55217370
>TSLA: +2.66%
Wait, what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.55217383]

SOXL hit my breakeven point this morning
I didn't sell

[Anonymous No.55217393]

>>55217380
astonishing, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.55217398]

I told you the nasdaq was struggling to stay above the august high and look where we are now. Failed breakout.

[Anonymous No.55217401]

>>55217375
N-no….

[Anonymous No.55217415]

>>55217316
its rebalanced daily, it is meant for daily trading all i can tell you is that when i was in early 20's i immediately jumped into leverage and lost about 10k, im not anywhere near as successful as lot of people here, im just a construction worker with ~120k net worth

i cant tell the future if you cut your losses you cant lose more, but if it dumps within a couple of days you might make it back
the rule of leverage and options is to never use money you actually care about as soon as you use it you have to consider it gone and anything you make off of it as a positive

again not rich, not smart just saw you making a mistake i made in the beginning

[Anonymous No.55217442]

>>55217401
If you're handsome, they like that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.55217445]

so it begins the great sell off of 2023-2024

[Anonymous No.55217465]

S&P 7 down today

[Anonymous No.55217469]

>>55216803
The bear has awoken.

[Anonymous No.55217476]

>>55217201
why would i watch an unqualified homeless man in his car talk about macro

[Anonymous No.55217485]

/VX paypigs killing /OJ bros right now

[Anonymous No.55217489]

>>55217465
That looks like some billionaire got a heads up about a bunch of DoJ antitrust cases.

[Anonymous No.55217495]

im up 1%+ on my stock.

[Anonymous No.55217502]

>>55217495
Based.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55217503]

>>55217489
#SmallCapRotationSeason

[Anonymous No.55217506]

TREASURY DAY HAHAHA

[Anonymous No.55217508]

I'm thinking of taking a second slurp
Someone stop me

[Anonymous No.55217510]

>>55217485
opps


>>55217489
I don't think AMZN will have a telecom plan IDK about the others

[Anonymous No.55217511]

>>55217398
i said we we're coming down like 2 days ago, was a little early. no way this euphoria is sustainable pure delusion

[Anonymous No.55217512]

RSP is flying right now

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55217514]

>>55217489
>>55217503
This is when you put your Robinhood hat on and take money from the GigaCaps and give it to the SmallCaps.

[Anonymous No.55217533]

Diablo IV is...good? Long ATVI I guess.

[Anonymous No.55217537]

>>55217508
it's slurping time fren. these are rock bottom prices.

[Anonymous No.55217542]

>>55217337
something had to give

[Anonymous No.55217546]

>>55217503
My boy Russell off the mat!

[Anonymous No.55217555]

>>55217537
on what planet are these rock bottom prices?

[Anonymous No.55217557]

>>55217542
Gib granny (apple) sauce.

[Anonymous No.55217562]

Hi I just check into smg from time to time. How is the market? What’s up with inflation is that shizz ending any time soon? Thanks

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55217564]

I'm getting fucked over here!!!! SELL THIS NVDA CRAP AND BUY SMALL CAPS FOOLS!!!!

[Anonymous No.55217581]

FUUUUU another new VIX low for the week

[Anonymous No.55217584]

>>55217581
These people are insane.

[Anonymous No.55217586]

>>55217557
you're not gonna believe it
neuralblender.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7PnfoxDWIQ

[Anonymous No.55217593]

>2yr yield 4.6%
>+0.105%
reminder: more banks go boom, in spectacular fashion when the 2yr pushes 5% again

[Anonymous No.55217595]

Buying:
ZIM
PBR
ILMN
Selling:
PSLV
TLT

AND YOU???

[Anonymous No.55217596]

>>55217564
(you) are rapidly approaching your daily attention limit

[Anonymous No.55217602]

>>55217586
Oh right. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.55217606]

>>55217593
>KRE: +2.83%
Rate hikes are not real.

[Anonymous No.55217607]

>>55217495
kick ass, blessed
mine are up 0.16% for today

[Anonymous No.55217609]

IWM new high of day lmao

[Anonymous No.55217610]

Another Golden Bull Day

[Anonymous No.55217611]

>>55217581
im down like -72% on my vix jul22 calls

[Anonymous No.55217615]

>>55217595
ATVI, CCJ

[Anonymous No.55217619]

>>55217502
loadsa money

>>55217607
green day for cowboys

[Anonymous No.55217628]

>>55216803
>Bulltrap

Yep. Fellow smiggers check that belly of the curve computer

[Anonymous No.55217631]

>>55217609
reminder small caps and russell do well in recession

[Anonymous No.55217633]

>spy down
>iwm up
Why?

[Anonymous No.55217634]

>>55217595
Selling:
PBR
ZIM
ILMN
Buying:
puts

[Anonymous No.55217640]

Russians destroyed Patriot with some cheap drone.
Huge sell signal for Raytheon.

[Anonymous No.55217651]

>>55217633
The recession is on.

[Anonymous No.55217653]

lower. but higher for longer

[Anonymous No.55217660]

I closed my shorts from a few hours ago for a profit. I am now cash gang.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBwAxmrE194

[Anonymous No.55217663]

Now that the market has been open for two whole hours we can safely say it's over

[Anonymous No.55217664]

>>55165298
>>55165298
>>55165298
I warned you about the IWM.
You didn't listen.
You never listen.

[Anonymous No.55217707]

Wtf is going on, why is Russell now beating the megacaps? Holy hell, LMAO schizo US market.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55217740]

>>55217664
you think anybody has time to read that big ass wall of text? some how i came to the exact same conclusion without even reading that shit. we'll see what happens

[Anonymous No.55217745]

>>55217707
its because I bought in, 2 days of sitting out; I buy in and the shit tanks.

[Anonymous No.55217754]

>>55217664
Maybe investors realize that companies have to lower prices after all these years. And smaller companies compete with lower prices, otherwise they wouldn't have a chance vs megacorps. So this is why the small ones now have potential for growth in contrast to the large companies whose profit margins will decrease.

[Anonymous No.55217756]

>>55217707
hipster market. casuals and normies get out. last warning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uizQVriWp8M

[Anonymous No.55217761]

>>55217631
>>55217651
Why would small caps do well in a recession?

[Anonymous No.55217764]

Can someone give me an options strategy that will make money right now please thank you

[Anonymous No.55217765]

>>55217664
does this small-cap rally confirm that we are in the early stages of a bull market?

[Anonymous No.55217779]

>>55217761

[Anonymous No.55217798]

>>55217764
step 1. win

[Anonymous No.55217809]

>>55217798
I tried but then I

[Anonymous No.55217816]

>>55217809
jesus christ stop trading

[Anonymous No.55217819]

USDOLLAR possibly about to follow the yield breakout
>>55217765
I've been trying to remember what the general wisdom about small caps is, whether they are the first to rally or last to rally in a bull market (or a return to normal market).

[Anonymous No.55217821]

>>55217809
Cathie?

[Anonymous No.55217824]

where is the OUTTA MY WAY MUMU SHITS anon?

[Anonymous No.55217829]

>>55217809
Stop options gamblooing.

[Anonymous No.55217834]

>>55217816
But I want money and I have a brain
I just forgot to use it at first. Only lost $1000 it could be worse

[Anonymous No.55217838]

>>55217809
post positions or GTFO
tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.55217843]

>>55217809
just do the opposite anon

[Anonymous No.55217854]

>>55217829
Well how do I make money

>>55217838
Cant you dox me or something then

[Anonymous No.55217858]

>>55217834
learn how to do quantitative analysis if you want to do futures trading and options
this shit is basically a casino but you have a chance to get an edge in your favor
if you don't model your shit mathematically, you will fail

[Anonymous No.55217860]

>>55217809
most successful options gambler

[Anonymous No.55217865]

>>55217854
i mean you could send me your account number too and password and SSN... but only if you want to

[Anonymous No.55217874]

>>55217854
>how do I make money

[Anonymous No.55217879]

>>55217854
and you are already doxed to the MMs

[Anonymous No.55217885]

Tell me why I shouldn't buy 3 month T-bills for a guaranteed 5% return as opposed to playing the casino.
Fellow boggle heads, whats the downside

[Anonymous No.55217892]

>>55217581
VIX recovering fast. Above 14.55-22 could get some excitement going.

[Anonymous No.55217894]

>>55217885
The 5% is annualized.

[Anonymous No.55217899]

>>55217765
>>55217819
This new life in russel and now the breadth in NYSE and other indices is making me now really pause on if there is a big correction coming.. but on the flip side yields continue stay high.. feeling like its relief rallies on over-sold/crushing shorts in indices that haven't been crushed. (Have to see what happens after next opex)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55217914]

>>55217899
Remember when they said their would be a soft landing? You believe in soft landings right?

[Anonymous No.55217931]

>>55217885
I'm being lazy and using a money market fund to accomplish the same thing without having to buy the bonds myself. I'm ok with paying the minimal fund fee to have the series holders buy the bonds for me within the funds themselves.
>>55217894
the casino heems are instantaneous

[Anonymous No.55217933]

>>55217595
Buying AGNC, Nestle, PDI, and especially altria, just added 7 shares.

[Anonymous No.55217934]

>>55217843
I have pending deposit of a few thou can I just open reverse positions to the ones I have?

>>55217858
That sounds like bs its easy really just know when something gonna happen like apple headset. What I didnt know was it would have retarded shit going on with it, and now my apple call is just shitting all over my face.

And everything else generally goes up so calls are generally safe bets like idk I just think I havent gotten the hang if it yet. Its my first try at it but I dont believe anyone saying I need to learn ta, I used to be into it for tracking btc and its bullshit, like no honestly fuck that noise im just judging by vibes and thats it. My vibe rater is off so I lost, big deal, it happens, all I need to do is bet right and ill win back everything you'll all see

[Anonymous No.55217960]

>>55217854
Just blur out the account number.
>>55217279
>>55217415
I changed my portfolio, got more MO and some nestle

[Anonymous No.55217963]

>>55217894
Yeah I know that, but its still higher annualized rates that a saving account, a MMA, or a CDs.
Its the highest safe investment I can find

[Anonymous No.55217972]

>>55217899
>This new life in russel
>feeling like its relief rallies on over-sold/crushing shorts in indices that haven't been crushed
I agree, good analysis

[Anonymous No.55217974]

>>55217931
>I'm ok with paying the minimal fund fee to have the series holders buy the bonds for me within the funds themselves.
Why?
It using treasurydirect such a pain?
It seems fairly simple

[Anonymous No.55217981]

Crab 'er? I hardly know 'er!

[Anonymous No.55217983]

>>55217963
Fair enough, just a lot of people are like WTF free 5% in 1 quarter???

[Anonymous No.55217985]

>>55217824
Right here, I covered >>55217660

[Anonymous No.55218001]

>>55217879
Who are the MMS?
>>55217960
Theres no account number lol

I'm learning by trial and error, maybe mostly error at first, dont judge too hard, pls help

[Anonymous No.55218023]

>>55217974
just easier to keep it all in the brokerage and im not a bond trader and dont feel like doing my homework to scalp that extra fraction of a %, the big thing is that according to the series holder i spoke with, treasuries are marginable right away, vs my MM fund taking 30 days to become marginable. I don't really care about that at this point. idk if it really matters for my amount of wealth

[Anonymous No.55218038]

>>55218001
sell everything and walk away this is financial advice

[Anonymous No.55218043]

>>55217885
Because inflation is more than 5% so you're literally guaranteed to lose money. At least stocks have potential upside.

[Anonymous No.55218052]

Will oil keep rising?

[Anonymous No.55218060]

>>55218001
the market makers... and yep you got ass raped by the ol' market open okie doke, the ol' switcheroo. you'll be aight nigga, you tough right?

[Anonymous No.55218065]

>>55218052
TA says it'll head back up.

[Anonymous No.55218076]

>>55217660
fuckin based

[Anonymous No.55218098]

>>55217595
Adding PAC while drinking Pacifico

[Anonymous No.55218100]

I shorted the open today

[Anonymous No.55218120]

>>55218001
It's amazing you have this amount of money to buy all these options, yet you are literally retarded. How did you do it?

[Anonymous No.55218124]

>>55218038
No

>>55218060
Yes I am a tough nigger. I toss $1000 down the drain regularly anyways. If I don't find a way to sustain my neetdom soon Ill have to get a real job and that seems awfuly stupid when we'll have agi soon. So if I can spend a little to make a little now, cool. I realized asking the pros here might be smarter than roughing it on my own though.

[Anonymous No.55218129]

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[Anonymous No.55218137]

>>55218001
>Who are the MMS?

[Anonymous No.55218139]

>>55218120
So I bought something, it went up 3x and I started chasing that dragon until instant deposit ran out lol.

[Anonymous No.55218142]

TSLA likely topped out and will stumble around here a couple more days. NVDA will keel over first though.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55218143]

>>55218100
I did the tiny hat rotation thing.

[Anonymous No.55218149]

>>55218124
soxl $23calls 6/9 expiration pussy

[Anonymous No.55218153]

>>55218129
I fuckin kneel.

[Anonymous No.55218155]

>>55218129
now this is the good investment advice I come here for

[Anonymous No.55218159]

>>55217337
>AMZN
>GOOG
They keep going.

[Anonymous No.55218166]

>>55218149
Would if I could

[Anonymous No.55218167]

>>55218098
Why are you buying mexican airport stocks???

[Anonymous No.55218174]

>>55218139
>So I bought something, it went up 3x and I started chasing that dragon until instant deposit ran out lol.
it was doge coin wasnt it?

[Anonymous No.55218177]

>Some dude with a pile of megacap

[Anonymous No.55218195]

>>55218065
>TA
My tea leaves say the same thing

>>55218052
OPEC say they want the price to be higher, so yes

[Anonymous No.55218196]

>>55218129
IM 200% NIGGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0itOCgJtNVU

[Anonymous No.55218201]

>>55218177

[Anonymous No.55218211]

>>55218177
>megacap
more like megacrap lmao

[Anonymous No.55218218]

>>55218211
That just knocked another 1% off Amazon

[Anonymous No.55218221]

>The California Senate approved $300 in weekly payments to illegal immigrants on Sunday, per FOX.
KO bros, we are so fucking back.

[Anonymous No.55218224]

>>55216803
its bear trap inside a bull trap

[Anonymous No.55218226]

>>55218174
Nah it was nvda I think I did a call on it and it went up and then it went down and I thought ok I can do this.

I don't know if I can do this anymore.

[Anonymous No.55218230]

>>55218221
Time to book a cheap flight to mexico and illegally re-enter

[Anonymous No.55218249]

>>55217631
plus a lot of non-meme stuff. muh NSC trains are kickin ass today! small cap NAT ships are too, but man, muh XOM is the start of today's show, and PBR.

[Anonymous No.55218252]

>>55218230
Long DUOL for all the new gringo Spanish learners.

[Anonymous No.55218255]

>>55218230
>He doesn't know how to make his own Biden documents.

[Anonymous No.55218284]

I wonder how mutant fish are doing-
>stopped producing fish for "maintenance"
>downscaling Ohio plans ***again*** due to costs
I still suspect their fish aren't selling that well so they have to make up excuses for why everything going wrong now.

[Anonymous No.55218290]

>>55218221
>talks of reparations were merely a distraction from giving spics $15k a year for existing
masterfully done

[Anonymous No.55218320]

Avoid this market at all costs

[Anonymous No.55218335]

>>55218284
AQB is mutating into new lows

[Anonymous No.55218338]

>>55216803
>Be me
>Bought TLTW late last year
>Fund has gotten hammered this year
>Rates have continued to go up
>Lost 4%
>My estimated annual income is 4x my loses before taxes
I am gonna make it

[Anonymous No.55218340]

thoughts on my position of 100% VSDA + 500 a week and saying fuck it to paying attention to this clown market and playing vidya instead

[Anonymous No.55218359]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNfr0D0HcBY

[Anonymous No.55218361]

>>55218290
just invest in KO or WAL, you could even open up a discount clothes store, buy everything from goodwill and sell it for more as long as you name the store "Tienda de la ropa en descuento". At least 60% of spics buy shit, niggers have a 90% theft rate.

[Anonymous No.55218371]

>>55218340
VSDA is a "Dividend Accelerator" ETF that pays 1.9% yet has gone nowhere this entire year. Do I have that about right?

[Anonymous No.55218372]

>>55218159
AAPL is also almost at the breaking point of a flush

[Anonymous No.55218376]

>>55218320
yeet all your money into this market.

[Anonymous No.55218379]

I am getting BUCK BROKEN by my TQQQ position. I want to buy $MVIS puts but have no idea where to set strike/expiry. My portfolio sucks. I am a disgrace, a shame upon my ancestors.

[Anonymous No.55218384]

>>55218372
THIRTY
FIVE
HUNDRED
DOLLARS
for ski goggles

[Anonymous No.55218391]

>>55218379
buy low/sell high

[Anonymous No.55218395]

>>55218359
kick ass, blessed and fuckin BASED

[Anonymous No.55218396]

>>55218379
Don't fight momentum. MVIS has momentum.

[Anonymous No.55218397]

>>55218371
yes sir

[Anonymous No.55218413]

>>55218359
i opened that in another tab and put it on loop

[Anonymous No.55218424]

>>55218384
honk honk

[Anonymous No.55218428]

Owning gold is like getting the shit beaten out of you and never learning your lesson. Constantly getting up then getting the shit kicked out of you back below 2k.

[Anonymous No.55218429]

>>55216803
Hello, I want to be good at trading stocks. I don't trust people who teach people how to be good at that because that seems too easy to work. What should I do?

[Anonymous No.55218431]

>>55218397
At least with JEPI you can JPMpost and gloat over a double digit yield.

[Anonymous No.55218440]

>>55218221
It extends unemployment benefits to illegals, its not free money.

[Anonymous No.55218448]

>>55218429
git gud faggot

[Anonymous No.55218453]

What will happen if i hold 500 shares of soxl for 10 years starting today?

[Anonymous No.55218455]

>>55218428
That's a steady fucking sell.

[Anonymous No.55218464]

>>55218440
Sounds like free money

[Anonymous No.55218466]

>>55218428
it takes time to break the mental 2k barrier and stay there. when (((investor))) accept it its never going below again and act as le epic diamond ape support

[Anonymous No.55218482]

>>55218440
How not? Your taxes are supposed to pay for the unemployment safety net. If you're illegal, you don't have to pay taxes, so that's literally free money. Free money for being a criminal, to boot.

[Anonymous No.55218490]

>>55218290
We wuz here first n shieeeet
We built this nation n shieeeet
We wuz Egyptians n shieeeet

[Anonymous No.55218514]

>US Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen said Wednesday it would not be surprising to see further consolidation in the banking sector, as some are experiencing pressure on earnings
(((Yellen))) saves the day for bobos

[Anonymous No.55218517]

>Commercial real estate collapsing
>RBA, BoC show dangers of pausing
>Fed still panicked enough about something to be considering a pause
Better buy banks!

[Anonymous No.55218532]

>Sold my QQQ at the top
I wasnt even trying to time it I just wanted my profits. Feels viciously good, man.

[Anonymous No.55218533]

Huh, really makes you think.

>>55214118

[Anonymous No.55218572]

>names his dog Nvidia
>names his cat AI
what a cringe fucking retard (((Cramer))) is. just jump on every bubble you can find

[Anonymous No.55218602]

>>55218572
And isn't dog a pejorative? Like when it comes to stocks.

[Anonymous No.55218626]

i don't like any of you

[Anonymous No.55218630]

>>55218448
But how?

[Anonymous No.55218635]

>>55218572
>FAG

[Anonymous No.55218643]

>>55218630
there are like 1000 different trading styles

[Anonymous No.55218646]

>>55217761
the companies can manouver better cos they are small to changing conditions vs the hueg companies.

[Anonymous No.55218652]

>>55218532
its just a resistance point before its rips to all time highs

[Anonymous No.55218670]

>>55218643
What are some that won't have me lose money?

[Anonymous No.55218682]

>TLT
Fuck me, *that's* nonstop selling.

[Anonymous No.55218687]

Reminder: More things will go boom as we approach 5%, again.
Reminder: the more positive, "good news" we get in relation to the economy, the more yields will rise, the more we will push 5% (and above) again
In other words.. good economic news = systemic bank failures
Watch the 2 year yield. Don't get complacent.

[Anonymous No.55218691]

>>55218626
I like you, anon.

[Anonymous No.55218697]

>crashes your market, with no survivors

[Anonymous No.55218702]

>>55218682
I warned you about the TLT.
>>55120561
>>55120561
>>55120561

[Anonymous No.55218708]

>>55218697
Who could have seen this coming?

[Anonymous No.55218714]

>>55218670
I don't know, probably breakout trading is the easiest if you wait for confirmation after the breakout happens otherwise market baits you 99 times before it does go higher

[Anonymous No.55218716]

would buy this dip in snap. $40 stock sitting at $10 in this market.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RsN3y4cpfQ

[Anonymous No.55218717]

full disclosure:
I was shilling IEP a few weeks ago. I'm taking profit now.

[Anonymous No.55218724]

>>55218702
Smart man (I don't own any TLT)

[Anonymous No.55218735]

i can buy 100 shares of NVDA in my Roth IRA right now but i dont want to buy up here. what do?

[Anonymous No.55218743]

>>55218735
Anon, their P/E ratio is over 200.

They pay a 4 cent dividend.

[Anonymous No.55218745]

>>55218735
wait until NVDA hits $120 later this year again

[Anonymous No.55218752]

>>55218735
sell a cash covered put for the strike you'd like to buy at

[Anonymous No.55218763]

>>55218743
>>55218745
thanks for the confirmation. I just looked at a 2 year daily chart and wanted to vomit for even thinking about buying that

[Anonymous No.55218770]

>Give illegals welfare
>Give niggers carte blanche to steal when they inevitably chimp out in response
>Artificially lower property values
>Scoop up everything on discount
But of course

[Anonymous No.55218774]

>>55218752
not a bad idea, but i'll just wait and do other shit in the meantime

[Anonymous No.55218779]

>>55218763
Like I've been telling people, Cisco's a good company. Cisco routers are everywhere. The internet is A Thing.

But you'd have to be retarded to buy CSCO in 2000.

[Anonymous No.55218781]

>>55218770
>Scoop up everything on discount
those property values aren't coming back up, think of it as buying a house in Detroit 35 years ago.

[Anonymous No.55218783]

>>55218770
Ahh I see the reason TGT is ded.

[Anonymous No.55218796]

>>55218716
>40
*8

[Anonymous No.55218797]

>>55218779
you said that to me yesterday haha

[Anonymous No.55218810]

>>55218797
And it's still true. I'm sure we'll have Nvidia clusters generating our AI catgirl gfs a decade from now. But NVDA would be trading at $400 (not inflation adjusted).

[Anonymous No.55218855]

>>55218781
So all of the big megacorps truly left the shithole state for Texas or other spots? Silicon Valley is now moot?

[Anonymous No.55218860]

Campbellbros...

[Anonymous No.55218877]

>>55218855
>moot

[Anonymous No.55218876]

>>55218781
>>55218855
California at least has decent weather going for it. But businesses are in business to make money, not catch rays.

[Anonymous No.55218886]

>>55218810
>Nvidia clusters generating our AI catgirl gfs

[Anonymous No.55218888]

>>55218860
Did they give 10 million people food poisoning or something?

[Anonymous No.55218894]

That's it mumu, just let it happen. You need to get all those longs completely flushed out of your system before you can begin to heal

[Anonymous No.55218903]

>>55218770
dont all companies already impose the "do not engage shoplifters" rule? Its dangerous for the wagie

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55218910]

I warned you guys about NVDA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55218921]

>>55218888
all of Canada is on fire, so they can't sell any of their luxury soups anymore.

[Anonymous No.55218933]

anons you need to check GOOG it's flushing gains of the last few weeks in minutes and not stopping.
if it hits 120 it will flush even more. what a fire sale. lol, lmao even. feels good

[Anonymous No.55218935]

>>55218921
Fuck, I forgot about those.

[Anonymous No.55218949]

>>55218921
Whoa Thanks Baggholder, this reminded me to buy the CPB dip

[Anonymous No.55218952]

>>55218888
im about to smoke some meat outside with a local Air Quality Index of 313. I can smell the burning hickory wood wafting from Canada. Pray for my lungs and my chicken bros...

Also I think its a literal "smokescreen" to hide the fact that the new COVID variant is causing weird heart issues in some people. Whenever they release a new variant, my chest feels a little different for a couple days. I'm unvaccinated, but I think the Canada wildfires are a smokescreen for something more nefarious. What do you goys think?

[Anonymous No.55218954]

>>55218933
GOOG, MSFT, TLT, even gold. Current theory is that some fund blew up (since the heeming is particularly bad for certain specific names).

[Anonymous No.55218976]

>>55218954
>Current theory
is this your theory?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55218986]

Awe fuck. Now they're selling NVDA and IWM.

[Anonymous No.55219005]

>>55218954
I mean those fund retards were gambling on 0dte and fucking VIX to literal 2020 levels. probably FOMO at the top because they will lose their job if they show shit performance end of June because they missed the whole rally ytd

[Anonymous No.55219007]

>>55216803
SQQQ is going to 40 American dollars

[Anonymous No.55219008]

>>55218976
I'm not married to it, just parroting something from fintwit. But it matches the facts: if you short IWM and long QQQ, parking your money in safe megacaps, well, you'd skip AAPL and NVDA for obvious idiosyncratic risk reasons.

So IWM gets squeezed, you sell your CRM, MSFT, GOOGL, AMZN, etc.

[Anonymous No.55219010]

>>55218952
Let me guess. Vaxxmaxx'd?

[Anonymous No.55219020]

why is google crashing so hard AHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.55219023]

>>55219008
>fintwit

[Anonymous No.55219027]

>>55219005
True, but not all funds are doing all things at the same time. The people getting liquidated may never have traded a share of SVIX or bought a 0dte.

[Anonymous No.55219042]

>>55219020
MEGACRAP MEGAHEEMING

You want a refund? This is the refund of your past gains.

[Anonymous No.55219045]

>>55219023
You got a better explanation for the weird as hell selling behavior, I'd love to hear it. Unfortunately the geniuses at /smg/ and reddit have come up dry so far.

[Anonymous No.55219051]

bake the next thread using this image. this is financial advice

[Anonymous No.55219055]

>>55219045
Google failed on all its AI projects.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55219059]

>>55219020
tiny hat rotation season, the jews are literally selling the shit they've been telling yo to buy for the past 18 months to throw at companies with better growth potential

[Anonymous No.55219061]

>>55219045
we have seen an historic even today. AI bubble i.e. dotcom 2.0 popped.

[Anonymous No.55219065]

>>55218860
such a shit company

[Anonymous No.55219084]

>>55219059
This is my favorite season.

[Anonymous No.55219085]

>>55219055
True, but their Bard selloff already happened. And they've been pumping as much as AAPL or AMZN, not NVDA or AMD.

>>55219061
Then why are NVDA and BAKA holding up better than AMZN and MSFT?

[Anonymous No.55219088]

>>55219061
If fucking only. We need the next AI winter or we'll never get a new breakthrough. Field is completely saturated with grifters right now.

[Anonymous No.55219091]

>>55219010
I'm not, im unvaxxxed to the max, but idk if its in my head but i feel like my chest is a bit tight for like 3 days whenever they announce a "new variant". I'm not even sure said variants actually exist, or if my unvaccinated body can just handle the virus without too much issue. I still got my 4 mile run in yesterday with the poor air quality. Got my DDR session in pre-market this morning instead of running through burning Canadian hickory smoke. but idk i feel like the smoke is a smokescreen. that's my schizo theory anyways.

[Anonymous No.55219098]

>>55219085
*BAKA
Right, S. M. H. SOXX if you prefer, but they're basically the same.

[Anonymous No.55219111]

>>55219085
NVDA is down -3%
they are currently rotating out of tech into defense again. they will not sell literally everything in one day

[Anonymous No.55219117]

>>55219085
Bard selloff is old news. They revealed a bunch of other AI shits recently and it all failed really hard again.
There is no relation between AMD and AI, and nvidia is more than just AI hardware (plus, it's hardware and not software). Thus the comparison is stupid. AAPL has revealed all kind of AI grifts for their platform. I don't know about amzn, they probably have some hidden new AI stuff.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55219118]

>>55219084
me too

[Anonymous No.55219119]

>>55218952
>Canada wildfires are a smokescreen for something more nefarious
what the fuck are you talking about
actually schizophrenic

[Anonymous No.55219130]

>>55219091
Take your booster to protect grandma, bigot

[Anonymous No.55219144]

>>55219111
It's down 1% on the day. Doesn't make sense to include the morning/Druck Pump but if you do, then GOOG's still down more at -5%.

[Anonymous No.55219149]

>>55218952
>>55219091
>Whenever they release a new variant, my chest feels a little different for a couple days
This kind of weird feeling in your chest is probably anxiety worsened by the slight paranoid schizophrenia inclination.
Basically nocebo effect worsened by the world being shit.

Trust me bro. I watch med videos in my free time and I do Anki flashcards. I'm basically almost a med student, if med students didn't go to actual school.

[Anonymous No.55219164]

>>55219117
>They revealed a bunch of other AI shits recently and it all failed really hard again.
This morning?

>There is no relation between AMD and AI,
The market disagrees. Plenty of people were bidding it up to a crazy P/E because they thought "hey, these guys will dethrone NVDA, right?"

>and nvidia is more than just AI hardware (plus, it's hardware and not software).
It was more than crypto mining rigs last year. And yet...

>AAPL has revealed all kind of AI grifts for their platform.
They didn't say the magic two letters once during their entire ski goggle presentation.

[Anonymous No.55219170]

Ok we can pump now, I want to short again, thanks.

[Anonymous No.55219173]

>>55219164
Meds, now.

[Anonymous No.55219185]

>>55219119
my northeast city has cancelled all outdoor activities because the air pollution is among the worst in the world right now due to the smoke from Canadian wildfires wafting down south. I think its a smokescreen for something else. i may or may not be actually schizophrenic, wont go to a jewish doctor to get the diagnosis either way, its just a word. a jewish "medical" word.
>>55219130
no, notmyproblem

[Anonymous No.55219188]

>>55219173

[Anonymous No.55219192]

>>55219091
I'm vaccinated against covid, the flu, tetanus, and a bunch of other stuff. But not HPV. Because HPV vax is only relevant if you are sexually active.

[Anonymous No.55219195]

>>55219149
>Trust me bro
background checks out and you arent shilling phizer pills, want to come over for some smoked chicken?

[Anonymous No.55219197]

>>55219185
>I think its a smokescreen for something else.
OK, or, it's summer and dry trees burn. That's just a thing that happens in unkempt wilderness.

[Anonymous No.55219204]

>>55219195
Sounds like a good time, sign me the fuck up

[Anonymous No.55219211]

>>55218796
angery trading versis u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo1VInw-SKc

[Anonymous No.55219220]

>>55219192
>I'm vaccinated against covid, the flu, tetanus, and a bunch of other stuff
preemptive RIP

[Anonymous No.55219240]

Baking

[Anonymous No.55219266]

>>55219119
The majority of the fires are being set intentionally. It's eco terrorism.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55219272]

>>55218952
Trudeau literally had his people light the fires so they could push more climate change shit through. They literally wouldn't have happened if Trump was president because he would have called them out on it, however since (((they))) stole the election Joe Biden is going to come out and say we have to help Canada fight climate change, and in exchange Hunter Biden is going to get to fuck Trudeau's wife.

[Anonymous No.55219273]

>>55219264
>>55219264
>>55219264

[Anonymous No.55219274]

>>55219266
Burning trees to save the climate. You love to see it.

[Anonymous No.55219279]

>>55219197
>OK, or, it's summer and dry trees burn.
i guess maybe once every 30 years or so, don't ever remember it happening in my lifetime before. the air smells like straight hickory wood, going to compare to the live fire of hickory im about to get started in a bit

[Anonymous No.55219290]

>>55219272
nice theory, i like it

[Anonymous No.55219421]

>>55219211
they depend 100% on zoomers for their income, they are doomed outside of the potential for being bought by GOOG/MSFT (which is an interesting potential).

still have I Shall Not Be Moved on loop!

[Anonymous No.55219453]

>>55219185
You can tell us the city nothing is gonna happen

[Anonymous No.55219523]

>>55219197
>it's summer
It's fucking 15C right now It's not even spring yet!?