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Got bored and decided to look up former classmates
>VP of emerging markets
>Legal Controller
>Broker
>Equity Analyst
>Data Scientist
>Merchant Growth Analyst
>Regional Operations Manager
>Technical Investigator
>Marketing Director

Meanwhile, I sell milk. Honest God, I sell milk, & I have to try to convince store managers to give us shelf space, like it's milk.

So what coin to get me out of this?

>> No.55214328

>>55214295
a milk salesman provides more value to the economy than any of those fancy bs jobs
also,
>monero.

>> No.55214330

>>55214295
Don't forget they are also a loving husband, a father of bright children, and also active & loved by the community they live in :D

>> No.55214335

>>55214295
>Equity analyst

At least you're doing honest work, anon.

>> No.55214336

>>55214330
kek. this OP

>> No.55214347

Selling milk is a real job, most if not all of jobs you just listed are fake.

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55214397

>>55214295
>Got bored and decided to look up former classmates
>all of them are vaxxed
>all of them posting about their cancers and other health problems

whos laughing now?

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>>55214295
>VP of emerging markets

Just a salesman who shills to Asia

>Legal Controller

Just a finance bitch who's main job is checking financial statements in Excel and VBA waiting for the day ChatGPT does this

>Broker
Just a bitch who buys goods and sell them

>Equity Analyst


>Data Scientist
Just fucking around in R and Python dealing with shitty data and following tutorials to get anything done

>Merchant Growth Analyst
Makes powerpoint the whole deal while digging to reports to get his data


>Regional Operations Manager
Leading some middle managers at a franchise

>Technical Investigator
Could be based.

>Marketing Director
The bitch who is herassing a few interns to make funny social media posts.

Anon I've worked with a lot of people most job titles are bs. You literally get them for free at small companies just that you don't complain about a raise.

But I will promote you, you are now a :
business developer dairy

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>>55214295
aren't you tired of making these threads op

>> No.55214743

>>55214726
Only one hit? Fucking LoL

>> No.55215503

>>55214295
https://blog.bitmex.com/exit-liquidity/
is a good read

Those jobs are the western equivalent of Chinese ghost cities.

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55215689

>>55214295
>basement waterproofing salesman

>> No.55215736

>>55214295
Aka bullshit jobs

>> No.55215751

>>55214397
Thx for playing
No refunds

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>>55214295
You're awesome, dude. It takes willpower and smarts to make sales. Especially of a product so common.

I think you need to watch Glengarry Glen Ross again.

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>>55214295
Where can I buy some fresh unvaxxed White teenage breastmilk? Money is no option.

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>>55215689
Wouldn't a "fear of the unknown" sales tactic work really well for basement waterproofing?

Tell some horror stories to the potential customer and act as if you're there to help them, not make a sale.

>> No.55218200

>>55214295
>Vaxxed÷
>Vaxxed=
>Vaxxed%
>Vaxxed"
>Vaxxed'
>Vaxxed+
>Vaxxed-
>Vaxxed!
>Vaxxed.
They have a couple years left at most. 4chqn thinks this post is spam lol

>> No.55218256

>>55216107
>>55214295
Sales is very similar to propaganda, instead of selling products the propagandist sells ideology. Read Goebbels Diaries.

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>>55218200
>turbo cancer

>> No.55218279

>>55214295
If you sell raw milk under the table you're based.

>> No.55218433

My best title was CEO.

Constituent Engagement Officer.

>> No.55218875

>>55218256
True. I find sales so interesting due to how simple it really is, yet difficult to master.

For example, insurance salesmen really sell peace of mind.

Trump, for example, sold peace of mind (Build the Wall) and nostalgia (MAGA).

Didn't Hitler sell unity and optimism to the German people?

And thanks for the book recommendation.

>> No.55219739

>>55214295
fake thread, but you sound like a real bitch. Who gets bored and then compares themselves to old classmates in a negative light? Christ, even your fictitious larp is uninteresting. You, my friend, are a Stone-Cold Dullard.

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>>55214397
2 more weeks, right chud?