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55212250 No.55212250 [Reply] [Original]

Have you ever gotten a job offer for a job you had no skills while still claming you had those specific skills they were looking for? Did you have to concoct a massive bullshit story? Could you pull it off and if yes, how?

>> No.55212283

>>55212250
i lied about a job on my resume and got asked by the background check whore for proof of one job i didnt work and i sent here shopped direct deposit statements i downloaded off my banks website and it got greenlit.

You ABSOLUTELY must lie if you're a late starter like a like of neets here to catch up.

>> No.55212449

>>55212250
Yes. I worked as contractor for the Navy for about 2 months, I lied on my resume and learned on the job. I had a security clearance already so it was easier to hire me, I got fired for bad credit and the possibility of accepting bribes or some shit.

>> No.55212494

Yes and I chickened out at the last minute because they said they were going to do a background check if I signed the job offer letter

>> No.55213037

>>55212250
Recently been seeing a lot of postings to work for the FBI and I'd be a good fit in terms of actual work experience. Only problem is that I've got a couple bench warrants and no college degree. Wouldn't be a good idea to lie about this and shoot my shot anyways? Worst case scenario they just don't hire.me right?

>> No.55213044

>>55212250
Yes, I was reffered for a job by my previous manager. I worked for them for like 6 months before they called me on my bullshit and fired me.

>> No.55213052

I did medschool during covid and almost all of our courses had exams on the internet due to social distancing. So i read really shitty to them and just googled the answers. When i first started working i had to ask the older doctors from each of my patients and they pretty much had to treat them too. Couldn't kick me out because of the work contract and i learned on the job.

>> No.55213055

>>55212449
>>55213044
>>55213037

Reminder: these are the people giving you financial advice. Absolute retards

>> No.55213063

You can succeed, but the chances are astronomical and stressful. Just stretch your resume as far as it will fucking go is the safe bet in my opinion. I took a couple credits at a community college so I just round that to a 2 year degree.