/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.55207174]

clean edition

previous:

>starting out
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>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/f8Pa7nGg

>Basic Boomer ETF investing
https://pastebin.com/HcSq25Ns
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Options resources
https://pastebin.com/szHJ2xNF

>Educational sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>upcoming news and reports
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.earningswhispers.com/

[Anonymous No.55207186]

N

[Anonymous No.55207189]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.55207191]

>AMD

[Anonymous No.55207193]

any bramble jam this week?

[Anonymous No.55207204]

>>55207193
No, blackout until FOMC next Wednesday on the 14th. Sorry, Africanamericanout.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55207205]

I hate it bros.

[Anonymous No.55207215]

Why haven't they announced a split for UVXY yet? Are they gonna delist it

[Anonymous No.55207240]

Those iGoyggles really did kill AAPL's momentum

[Anonymous No.55207250]

>>55207205
Follow my lead baggot I just closed my long position on DKNG and opened a short. A read an article that states they're due for a pullback and I happen to believe them.

[Anonymous No.55207254]

[Anonymous No.55207259]

One day I’ll be making $100,000+ a year solely from dividends.

That’s $100,000 without any meetings.

That’s $100,000 without an alarm clock.

That’s $100,000 without having to work.

Foot on the gas until I get there.

[Anonymous No.55207270]

Women owe me sex.

[Anonymous No.55207271]

The day I made $1 in dividends, nobody said a word.

The day I made $50 in dividends, nobody said a word.

The day I made $100 in dividends, still nobody said a word.

But the day I made $1,000 in dividends, I started getting asked how.

Now they wish they started when I did.

[Anonymous No.55207283]

>>55207259
That's cool but did you know that dividends are irrelevant?
If you want to access 100k in cashflow, you can simply sell some stock.

[Anonymous No.55207286]

I have vested stock maturing in a few months and I want to cover my downside risk until it vests. The problem is that the puts chain is too illiquid to handle the volume I want to buy on it. Is there any way to get around the risk of getting exercised and just sell ITM calls instead, as they are more liquid?

[Anonymous No.55207290]

You are somebody else's passive income

Find a way to make other people yours

[Anonymous No.55207291]

>>55207271
How do I get enough money to bet on dividends?

[Anonymous No.55207300]

>>55207174
I bought some intel shares because comfy dividends

[Anonymous No.55207306]

>>55207259
Sweet let us know when you have the $10 billion in principle to make that happen.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55207315]

>>55207283
That involves a ton of guess work though, and leaves you open to Jewish tricks.

[Anonymous No.55207319]

>>55207291
Degenerate options goombling

[Anonymous No.55207326]

>>55207306
Just buying $2.5 in Coca Cola would bet you $100,000 a year. That would increase every year even If you never bought another share

[Anonymous No.55207328]

>be me
>just now
>looking at muh stocks in the HOOD app
>BA happens to be visible
>takes a dump right then and there
>wild west quick draw buy more on dip
>already going back up
>check $ tag on twatter
>delays in 787 delivery due to flaws

[Anonymous No.55207334]

thinkorswim market caps glitching out
TSM = $400b, BABA = $200b
yet this is showing them as > $1t
what's up with that?

[Anonymous No.55207336]

>>55207259
Which is great until you get BTI'd or T'd and lose $250,000 in principal.

[Anonymous No.55207345]

>>55207291
Anyone can do it with time. Compounding + time = wealth

[Anonymous No.55207348]

The dam has broken, in ukraine that is.

Is it time to pile back into fertiliser stocks?

[Anonymous No.55207351]

>>55207286
You don't have to make your entire trade at once.

[Anonymous No.55207354]

>>55207326
If you had enough shares to make that happen you'd already be rich and your dream would be irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.55207359]

>>55207336
Dividend ETFs exist. Stable dividend stocks exist.

[Anonymous No.55207374]

Always the opposite direction of my plays. I can't believe it. Always the opposite direction.

[Anonymous No.55207380]

NOTHING
CAN
STOP
THIS
BULL
MARKET

[Anonymous No.55207383]

>>55207354
What dream? Even just $100,000 invested in O will net you around $3500 a year. They raise their dividend quarterly and those dividend payments get reinvested. In 5 years time that’s $7000 annually off of $100,000. Don’t sleep on compounding interest and dividend growth. Never sell shares

[Anonymous No.55207387]

>Nvidia's P/E: 200
>uoooh it's so expensive
>First Solar's P/E: 500
>[crickets]

[Anonymous No.55207391]

>>55207387
libtards think solar power is infinite free energy

[Anonymous No.55207400]

Damn, I really want some more ON shares but I bought exactly one year ago.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55207401]

>>55207383
look i know that sounds really attractive, but I just got 10 times my money investing in these call options. I only have to do that 4 times a week and i'll turn a 10 dollar investment into 100k and still be able to spend the money while my body works.

[Anonymous No.55207403]

this is crazy...

[Anonymous No.55207408]

>>55207351
Not an option, I’d be 70-13000% OI at any given expiry in a reasonable timeframe to fulfill my whole position

[Anonymous No.55207413]

>>55207401
You wont be able to reliably do this. My strategy is iron clad

[Anonymous No.55207414]

>>55207328
Turkish Airlines is also contemplating buying a bunch.

Of course, that is a company in Turkey so...

[Anonymous No.55207417]

I guess we make another run up to last high on monday to print a gartley reversal pattern then sell off from there

[Anonymous No.55207418]

>>55207283
Buybacks should be banned as they once were.

[Anonymous No.55207423]

>VIX
healthy and organic market movement

[Anonymous No.55207434]

>Bonjour

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55207435]

>>55207413
>You wont be able to reliably do this.
lmao, i get 52 chances a year to do it one time.

[Anonymous No.55207444]

>>55207334
you have to set it to current year instead of 2027

[Anonymous No.55207455]

>>55207408
Personally I'd at least try to lure some market makers. Throw out a close-to-theoretically-fair price using a calculator like Barchart's, then see who bites: http://barchart.com/stocks/quotes/NVDA/volatility-greeks?expiration=2023-06-16-m

Or you could YOLO a bunch at once and get flagged on those Unusual Options Flow reports. I did that once by accident; it was fun.

[Anonymous No.55207463]

>>55207423
June '21 VIX hit a low of 14.10, so I am guessing we will go lower to take out those stops.

[Anonymous No.55207474]

>>55207383
>investing in real estate in 2023

[Anonymous No.55207475]

you all should get some action on SOFI

you missed the bottom of $4 but with student loans resuming this stock is heading back 12-15 at the end of 2023 and this stock is heading profitability in Q3/4. easy 2x upside in 6-8months

[Anonymous No.55207476]

>>55207435
That’s a lot of missed dividend income and dividend growth. I’m sorry for your loss

[Anonymous No.55207478]

SOXL breaking out

[Anonymous No.55207490]

If I wanted to park some cash I have sitting in a checking account, which is better, a high paying dividend ETF, a CD, or just throw it in something like VTI?

[Anonymous No.55207498]

>>55207475
>student loans resuming
I'm still skeptical they actually will.

[Anonymous No.55207500]

yahoo finance in talking about a melt up. lmao

[Anonymous No.55207503]

>>55207474
Yes it’s great. You fundamentally don’t understand the market so you’re consistently missing out
>b…but all CVS and 7-11 locations will go out of business
kek no

[Anonymous No.55207505]

>>55207387
Valuations aren't everything; they just often drive away reasonable buyers. Which leaves you unreasonable ones. And from there, you're playing a game of measuring meme power.

[Anonymous No.55207506]

>>55207500
marketwatch and cramer say to sell

[Anonymous No.55207507]

>>55207418
Biden admin's goal is to make them tax inefficient to the point that they're functionally unusable beyond balancing out SBC.
but that hasn't happened yet. Even with the 1% excise it's still more tax-efficient to hold stock in companies doing buybacks, aside from retirement holdings.

Reinvestment in organic growth continues to be the most optimal choice when it can be scaled efficiently, of course.

[Anonymous No.55207510]

Why the fuck is it so hard to earn money and so easy to lose it?
Like, if you can do something stupid and lose 40% on a trade, why can you not just earn 2.5x instead?

[Anonymous No.55207517]

>>55207490
Depends on your time frame and tax bracket.

[Anonymous No.55207519]

>>55207510
the market is yet another tool to facilitate the transfer of wealth from individuals to large conglomerates
why would wealth building be easy

[Anonymous No.55207523]

>>55207506
but I just bought

[Anonymous No.55207528]

>>55207498
It won't, Biden will veto it.
>>55207503
This is a delusional line of thinking, but good luck to you. You're banking on zoomers returning to work en masse and scrapping work from home. Good luck with that bud.

[Anonymous No.55207527]

>>55207490
Do fixed income. Treausury, bond, GIC, CD, whatever.
Do it in 2 or 3 month chunks, and renew it every time it expires. That way you're still liquid but your cash is earning some income.
If you're exposed to ETFs or VTI (which is a dividend paying etf anyways), you'll be exposure to drawdown if/when the market gets heemed

[Anonymous No.55207530]

VIX is on June 2021 levels
why do they manipulate it so much? is something big happening soon?

[Anonymous No.55207537]

>>55207523
Its over

[Anonymous No.55207538]

>>55207414
i think it is breddy gud that they caught the flaw before shipping but i see them being criticized on the twatters.
it is even better that it gave me a chance to lower my cost basis and am still green.

[Anonymous No.55207554]

>>55207475
>Borrowers used the moratorium to take out more debt

[Anonymous No.55207556]

>>55207537
Unironically this time?

[Anonymous No.55207561]

>>55207528
There’s isn’t worker shortage at all. Physical convenience stores are doing well

[Anonymous No.55207564]

>>55207519
What is the comprehensive solution to ridding the world of this tool?

[Anonymous No.55207573]

>>55207556
its always over when you buy

[Anonymous No.55207580]

>>55207561
>There’s isn’t worker shortage at all.
Ppppffffffftttttt hahahahahaha
Oh fuck, /smg/ never change.

[Anonymous No.55207582]

>>55207538
>Lower my cost basis
Anon, Boeing is a shit company packed full of diversity and other morons. At least go with something like GE if you want to play aviation.

[Anonymous No.55207588]

>>55207530
The 10-2Y yield curve is still inverted. Crashes tend to happen after things go back to normal.
Highest premium is on 4 and 6 month yields, which imply an event occurs before or during that timespan
(eg market crash, and it takes a few months to unwind, then bonds tank in value as they move back to cheapies)

[Anonymous No.55207591]

>>55207528
I think your confusing with two things. there is the student loan pause being resume thats the biden mcarthy deal and the canceling of the biden program that the republicans brought up in the senate.

[Anonymous No.55207597]

>oh look we're back above vwap.
This market is so gay.

[Anonymous No.55207599]

It better get violent before the end. I want my daily to print.

[Anonymous No.55207603]

>>55207582
People always feel good when they buy ge.

[Anonymous No.55207611]

>>55207582
I have GE too.

[Anonymous No.55207613]

You will not see a sustained run to the downside for years. A new bull market is upon us.

[Anonymous No.55207614]

>>55207599
315 markets shock, we close below 420. but seriously we close flat.

[Anonymous No.55207618]

>>55207580
That’s why you keep getting heemed on shorts. Just go outside and you’ll realize everything is le fine

[Anonymous No.55207620]

>>55207517
If he has to ask, there's a good chance he's not a HNWI who has to worry about that shit, and at that point he'd have access to people that know more than we do

[Anonymous No.55207627]

>>55207613
Bobo's dont understand this crab is the cool off before the rally resumes tommorow

[Anonymous No.55207628]

Fellow whites, if FTX cannot continue then crypto must fail or the country cannot survive

[Anonymous No.55207631]

>>55207475
SOFI is pure hype. No one thats invested understands valuation at all. The student loan hype wave has mostly already happened, but may continue a bit longer.
It's just not a name I care to play. Every dollar you make flipping it now is a dollar someone else will lose later on. There are some cases where I'm ok with that, but I'm unwilling to pump any name that will give Chamath even a glimmer of credibility after all the retail investor money he's lit on fire the past few years.

[Anonymous No.55207632]

>>55207490
For equivalent risk, more flexibility, and better yield than a savings account or CD, your best bet is a money market fund.

[Anonymous No.55207633]

[Anonymous No.55207634]

can someone post the chart of markets selling off when the fed finally pivots?

[Anonymous No.55207635]

>>55207271
Teach us the secrets of your craft, divvysama.

[Anonymous No.55207647]

PGNY chads we just keep winning

[Anonymous No.55207649]

>>55207618
I'm not short, I'm just not long fucking real estate of all things.

[Anonymous No.55207657]

>>55207271

[Anonymous No.55207665]

>>55207271
literally never happened kek

[Anonymous No.55207676]

Wheres the spam bros?

[Anonymous No.55207680]

>>55207620
You wouldn't believe the millenials and zoomies falling into money with the boomers dying off. Usually they have no clue what to do with it
But good point

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55207681]

IWM is starting to run up a little bit ahead of the power hour, not to be confused with pour hour (pronounce poor whore)

[Anonymous No.55207682]

>>55207271
>cuts dividend
Nothing personal goy.

[Anonymous No.55207683]

instead of buying dividend stocks with no growth and that you have to pay a fee to schwab or jpm jews to, wouldn't it be superior to buy aapl and/or msft which increase their div yields every quarter with a share price that actually goes up?

[Anonymous No.55207694]

>>55207676
Much and ado are two separate words.

[Anonymous No.55207695]

New VIX lows for the day. The RUT, lel, is carrying the whole market.
Why don't you take a break mumu? I'll watch the market for the next hour.

[Anonymous No.55207697]

>>55207683
Yes quite literally this. You beat the market for free too it's actually that easy.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55207705]

I want to propose a right to vote act, and force these faggots at black rock and shit that hold your invested funds to give you your voting rights. I just want to see who in congress is against the right to vote act.

[Anonymous No.55207706]

>>55207695
>New VIX lows for the day.

[Anonymous No.55207707]

>>55207676
ado

[Anonymous No.55207718]

>>55207705
Lol you think congess is gonna let a bunch of plebs ruin their insider trading scheme?

[Anonymous No.55207726]

>>55207683
>share price that actually goes up
at this point into the overvalued stratosphere i wouldn't be counting on that to be sustainable enough to buy in fresh.

[Anonymous No.55207727]

>>55207631
How is it pure hype? it keeps beating quarterly expectations. it weathered the student loan freeze by diversifying into other areas like personal loans. they gave a guidance of profitability of end of Q4, plan on expanding beyond US, and acquisition with most recent a mortgage company.

[Anonymous No.55207730]

yeah im thinking HIGHER! what could possibly go wrong!
it's not like the entire planet is collapsing or anything

[Anonymous No.55207736]

>>55207705
Mutual funds and ETFs are so fucking evil for this shit. They'll never end this grift and continue to tell people "you can't win by buying the same shit we buy as most of the portoflio". As they make you pay for shit that anyone could do while winning votes at companies.

[Anonymous No.55207737]

>>55207726
Nothing even comes close to NVDA level of clown market. APPL has a long way to go before they reach the circus.

[Anonymous No.55207750]

>>55207737
Do you forget Tesla has existed and still does?

[Anonymous No.55207752]

>>55207191
this post is making me uncomfortable. JANNY clean up on aisle manlet alert

[Anonymous No.55207759]

>>55207588
the VIX is manipulated dogshit so CTA algos won't sell in this ponzi AI fake market. nothing to do with yields

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55207767]

>>55207736
>>55207718
This is about democracy, and using democracy to put an end to this ESG and DEI bull shit.

[Anonymous No.55207771]

>>55207750
NVDA's p/e is over three times larger than TSLA's.

[Anonymous No.55207776]

>>55207682
>Der Dämonenjude

[Anonymous No.55207777]

>>55207737
Their revenue is declining, rates are 5% higher, and yet they just breached their last ATH. It's not exactly a cigar butt.

[Anonymous No.55207792]

did yo uguys hear about the s&p500 today?

[Anonymous No.55207797]

>>55207771
NVDA is actually showing increasing revenue and has a much better business plan. If any of you worked a large corporate Job, like top 20 market cap, you will see AI isn't a fucking meme lmao.

Tesla can't even develop a new car and still hit 1tril for a while.

[Anonymous No.55207809]

>>55207792
Yeah, I heard they're renaming it the S&P 5!

[Anonymous No.55207810]

>>55207727
>How is it pure hype?
Just take one look at the balance sheet. Do you understand how a bank generates profit?

[Anonymous No.55207814]

>>55207588
Blah blah blah blah blah

[Anonymous No.55207819]

>>55207240
>jacking off with your iGogs
>someone bursts into your room with your dick out
>the iGogs are transparent
>full eye contact
>continue jack-hamming your dick

[Anonymous No.55207832]

>>55207792
Hold on there's 500 companies?

[Anonymous No.55207834]

>>55207695
Those VIX lows are also new 52 week lows lmao

[Anonymous No.55207835]

>>55207819
I can get this feeling for the low price of $3500?!?!?

[Anonymous No.55207843]

>>55207737
APPL will get a chop by metaphorical moonkeypoox soon enough because they are getting even gayer than ever before which is hard to believe possible yet here it is happooning. imagine putting out $3500 porn goggles entering a recession and even downgrading your "pro" workstations but raising the prices. they are going to get COOKed.

[Anonymous No.55207847]

>>55207797
>AI isn't a fucking meme

[Anonymous No.55207857]

>>55207588
>Highest premium is on 4 and 6 month yields, which imply an event occurs before or during that timespan
Not necessarily. Some of that pricing is people assuming inflation keeps trending down (maybe we double the SPR doomp rate? Or triple the number of illegals flooding in?) and the Fed has breathing room to cut to address gradually rising unemployment.

A "soft landing" as it were.

[Anonymous No.55207860]

>>55207819
>blow load all over goggs
>igoggs execute windshield wiper
>No more spooge
>back to beating the meating

[Anonymous No.55207866]

>>55207832
based saver of muh linda lickin post

[Anonymous No.55207871]

>>55207832
>The S&P 500 stock market index is maintained by S&P Dow Jones Indices. It comprises 503 common stocks which are issued by 500 large-cap companies traded on American stock exchanges

[Anonymous No.55207874]

power hour or sour hour?

[Anonymous No.55207882]

>>55207866
She was so fucking hot back in the day. Even today, she mogs (((Gal Gadot))).

>>55207871
>S&P 500 is actually S&P 503
What the fuck kind of horse shit is that?

[Anonymous No.55207887]

>>55207387
Makes me really regret selling in Jan 2021

[Anonymous No.55207888]

>>55207530
Zoom out, we're slowly transitioning back to pre-covid levels

[Anonymous No.55207897]

>>55207843
I honestly think the tranny goggles are almost a patronizing prank to the average American. Like we know basically 90% of the American people aren't going to be able to blow $3500 on a glorified porn machine. It's just Tim apple reminding everyone that he's rich and you're poor.

[Anonymous No.55207899]

NIO sisters we are going down on friday am i right?
When will the suffering end?
My nio bags are almost as heavy as my boil bags

[Anonymous No.55207901]

>download an app for some food place
>set birthday as random date
>earn rewards points
>see that I got a birthday meal
>redeem
>it takes all the points I had from other meals I ate
RUGGED BY A REWARDS APP

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55207904]

>>55207874
I reckon she's looken like a real hour of power.

[Anonymous No.55207905]

>>55207882
>What the fuck kind of horse shit is multiple share classes?
Fair question.

[Anonymous No.55207906]

>>55207819
>virgin iGogs
vs
>Chad home projector and 9.2 surround sound

[Anonymous No.55207907]

I am holding in my poop to prevent a market crash

[Anonymous No.55207911]

>>55207676
>m*chadoo
lmao, do you also think that's Spanish?

[Anonymous No.55207914]

>>55207905
I never vote anyway.

[Anonymous No.55207941]

Just looking at the chart, VXX is going bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.55207958]

>>55207907
The previous market crash was early 2020...

[Anonymous No.55207962]

>>55207810
lets take a look together
>Do you understand how a bank generates profit?
not really? i understand they make money off interests from loans and the difference between paying you interest from your savings account from whatever the fuck getting from lending that shit out. there are many other services where i'm not sure how they make money off of.

[Anonymous No.55207961]

>>55207538
based lunchbox poster

[Anonymous No.55207969]

>>55207897
if i ever see him i will remind *him* of something
that he is a fag from alabama
he needs to remember where he came from and put out some bargain models,
that shit what you said is going to work against them because it will start catchin and stickin' in folks' craw and they will say fuck this rich ass gay fag shit i am gettin an android from WMT not TGT to use while i drink anything other than BUD products.

[Anonymous No.55207973]

The stock market is run by a bunch of faggots. Biden is the worst president in US history. SPY should be $390

[Anonymous No.55207974]

ThinkorSwim shit itself earlier and it briefly looked like all of my positions except for one had been liquidated. Nearly gave me a goddamn panic attack.

[Anonymous No.55207980]

been working with a realtor the past week and it's nothing like those videos

[Anonymous No.55207981]

>>55207797
What are you talking about? Their revenu was about 1 billion less yoy and they claim now to jump from 7,1 to 11 next Qrelease? LMAO

[Anonymous No.55207984]

>>55207958
And i took a poopie so big it gave me a 2 inch long anal fissure

[Anonymous No.55208008]

>>55207259
Instead of dividend stocks you could just run a CBOE strategy like BXM or PUT. Basically just sell ATM options (30 DTE) on QQQ or SPY. Keep all the premium versus buying shit like QYLD.

[Anonymous No.55208016]

>>55207980
PornHub is not realistic.

[Anonymous No.55208020]

>>55207980
My realtor wanted me to sign a contract stating if I were to purchase a house without her in the next 6 months I would have to pay her 1% of the total cost of the house. I laughed and ended up buying the house I was renting so I didn't have to move

[Anonymous No.55208027]

>>55207259
how much do you gotta invest to get 100k a year out of dividends. thats like warren buffet tier.

[Anonymous No.55208035]

>>55208027
$10 million or so.

[Anonymous No.55208055]

>>55207897
If the goggles were $1000 they would be too expensive. Since they are 3500 they become so obscenely expensive that it is now a status symbol so people will buy.
That's how Apple usually works anyway, they're very smart.

[Anonymous No.55208057]

Any ideas whether Dave & Buster's will pump or dump? Are such companies even profitable in 2023?
t. non-US

[Anonymous No.55208063]

>>55208027
It's a couple million if we aren't talking shit like PBR

[Anonymous No.55208065]

>>55208008
Nope I like passive income. I would never do the terrible strategy you just laid out

[Anonymous No.55208066]

>>55207962
>lets take a look together
Look, if you really want me to dig into this in detail for you, I can. But then I may actually convince you that holding SOFI is retarded, and you'll miss out on the huge inevitable retard pump that has nothing to do with their financials. Do you really want that?

[Anonymous No.55208071]

>>55208055
I understand that they are basically the "Coachella" of VR headsets, but VR is already a niche market so I don't see it being a success.

[Anonymous No.55208080]

>>55208027
You could do it with $700,000 and 3 years

[Anonymous No.55208095]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.55208096]

>>55208065
lol you're fucking retarded. PUT strategy has higher alpha and a lower standard deviation than SPY buy and hold. With similar compound growth. Or you can just spend the next 60 years buying KO.

[Anonymous No.55208102]

>>55207500
It's the Hollywood writers strike, today's script was written by the producer's 5 year old son. They're also saying investors are bearish when /smg/ is telling me we are at the return to normal phase.

[Anonymous No.55208115]

no volume

[Anonymous No.55208124]

>>55208102
>that chart

[Anonymous No.55208131]

>>55208066
Buddy there is literally nothing you can do to convince that holding SOFI is retarded unless you have an actual bear case.

[Anonymous No.55208133]

>>55208057
Their estimates look promising. It's always a decently popular joint to drop the kids off with an older sibling so you can get day drunk in the same shopping center.

[Anonymous No.55208135]

buy my fucking bags

[Anonymous No.55208140]

I'm rich! I'm finally rich!

[Anonymous No.55208147]

>>55208115
k and?

[Anonymous No.55208150]

>>55208055
No, their customers are really dumb.

[Anonymous No.55208153]

S&P 500 is little changed as broad index hovers near 9-month high

[Anonymous No.55208157]

>>55207888
maximum complacency

[Anonymous No.55208159]

>>55208140
Take profits if you think it is good enough to post.

[Anonymous No.55208164]

>>55208096
Im buying nvda at ath and record pe ratios because its a winner and I like to win

[Anonymous No.55208165]

>>55207564
work makes you free

[Anonymous No.55208168]

>>55208159
I did, that's a photo of my closed position :)

[Anonymous No.55208176]

>>55208080
...and you do it "wallah! wallah! just like that"

[Anonymous No.55208180]

>>55208168
Nice.

[Anonymous No.55208181]

>>55208147
i dont like it

[Anonymous No.55208182]

>>55208165
words to live by

[Anonymous No.55208193]

>>55207174
Anons, I think I will be shorting AMZN. One of their branches Twitch is trying to kill itself kek.

https://twitter.com/zachbussey/status/1666111039736258561

Why else would they prop themselves up with that bullshit $45 billion price tag??

[Anonymous No.55208194]

>>55208095

[Anonymous No.55208203]

>>55208153
>hovers near 9-month high
Say it with me now.

[Anonymous No.55208204]

>>55207271
>lose 50% in price
>stops divy

get back to work, wigger. clean up on aisle 8, code brown

[Anonymous No.55208208]

>>55208203
idk sounds like a bullflag

[Anonymous No.55208214]

>>55208204
>>lose 50% in price
>>stops divy
INTC

[Anonymous No.55208216]

>>55208194

[Anonymous No.55208228]

>>55208194

[Anonymous No.55208235]

>>55208203
He wasn't wrong, just early.

[Anonymous No.55208242]

>>55208214
and ba. all boomers get the applesauce

[Anonymous No.55208253]

>>55208164
Did you seriously just top-tick this rally with that post?

[Anonymous No.55208279]

All this talk about BA reminds me: can we only get Airbus as an ADR in burgerstan?

[Anonymous No.55208280]

>>55208193
Twitch folding would be bullish for Amazon

[Anonymous No.55208303]

Tony bros........ Bobo is in shambles

[Anonymous No.55208307]

>>55208279
EADSY? Looks like it has decent volume.

[Anonymous No.55208316]

Recently I had a dream that I was taking a walk through my late Grandmother's neighborhood. I was walking down a steep hill not too far from her house when I was menaced by predatory animals (A common motif in my dreams). Specifically, a bobcat crossed my path, about the size of a large dog. The cat had a cub with it, and fiercely growled at me to warn me away from it's young. I decided to turn around and go the other way, of course, but when I turned around I saw an entire pack of Bengal Tigers back behind me at the top of the hill, prowling back and forth and staring intently at me.
What the fuck are the financial implications of this? This seems to clearly indicate a lesser (And less malevolent) "obvious" threat with a much larger (and more malevolent) threat lurking out of view. My position for this year was to hold 80% JEPI and make smaller swing plays with the rest (mostly RSI-based swing plays on individual stocks and TQQQ swings on dips). But what could be Tigers be? Do they represent Opportunity cost from $JEPI's limited upside, a market crash, or something else entirely? I need guidance.

[Anonymous No.55208319]

>>55208303
>Bobo is in shambles
>Nasdaq +0.00%

[Anonymous No.55208323]

>>55208131
I'm not trying to convince you. I'm fairly certain you do not want to be convinced.
Just remember to sell at some point. SOFI is never going to compound meaningfully at this price. That's all.

[Anonymous No.55208339]

What the fuck, and I cannot emphasize this enough, was that? Obscene volume.

[Anonymous No.55208342]

>>55208194
>>55208216
>>55208228
he is extremely bearish right now

[Anonymous No.55208352]

>>55208342
Understandable. The 2 year yield is fucking relentless and Fed pauses (on no news) are never a good sign.

[Anonymous No.55208353]

>>55208193
I'm not au fait with Twitch but can't see anything wrong there. My 2c as a shareholder: Amazon should charge advanced streamers (overlay users, etc.) with bigger channels a small fee, same as Twitter and Instagram. And have revenue sharing for streamers running their own ads, so streamers pay a cut of their ad revenue to Amazon, making it fair.

[Anonymous No.55208356]

I fucking hate crabs.

[Anonymous No.55208367]

>>55207271
what faggot wrote this fable?

[Anonymous No.55208371]

I told you all to short the VIX. I told you VIX futures market makers are literal pay pigs who can't cum without handing cash over to short sellers. I TOLD YOU THEIR BUCCIES WERE LITERALLY QUIVERING.
Did you listen? No. You did not. Maybe next time you will

[Anonymous No.55208379]

>>55208352
>Fed pauses (on no news) are never a good sign.
why cant Jerome actually tighten until something breaks? Why can't he break something?

[Anonymous No.55208396]

>>55208323
if you're not going to elaborate on why it's all hype then why reply if you had literally nothing to say? anyway have a good day then.

[Anonymous No.55208398]

>>55208371
how do you have the balls to short a VIX @ 14? Last time I longed VIX around this time and Nancy flew to Taiwan out of nowhere to print my calls. Now I was too schizo and too green around the gills to take the profit but that is besides the point

[Anonymous No.55208402]

>>55208379
Well he broke gilts (and patched them with swap lines), then he broke regional banks (and patched them with BTFP), but now we have no idea *what* he broke. Private equity? CRE? Gilts again? Another SVB?

[Anonymous No.55208416]

>>55208071
those motherfuckers are the Coachella/Burning Man duel access tickets with parking and all you can eat hotdogs included.

[Anonymous No.55208421]

Zoomers not only do you need to get back in the office, you better be available when you aren't there.

[Anonymous No.55208424]

>>55208402
he needs to break the goys spending borrowed credit card bucks and PPP and EIDL money for personal expenses. That's what he needs to do

[Anonymous No.55208429]

>>55208140
kick ass, blessed

[Anonymous No.55208430]

>>55208280
maybe but I can't see zoomers being happy with amzn if the site goes belly up from being such a financial fucking shithole. Its already a known fact that its bleeding too much money for the last few years even during the pandemic.

[Anonymous No.55208439]

>>55208424
That might be his playbook, yes. Patch the well connected and important parts of the economy while strangling wagies via 9% mortgages and 15% car loans.

[Anonymous No.55208440]

CHRIST WHO'S GOING TO LAND THIS SOFTLY

[Anonymous No.55208449]

>>55208440
>Powell decides to try a maneuver called a "soft landing". Practically unheard of with central banks but sometimes used by overleveraged hedge funds.
>Powell has never actually performed a soft landing with a hedge fund. But he's attempting one now. In a 26 trillion dollar economy.
Here we go.

[Anonymous No.55208463]

>>55208449
As long as SOXL is above 20 dollars, Powell has the mandate of heaven and can do it.

[Anonymous No.55208466]

>Chris Christie files paperwork to run for president
Fucking kek. I bet baggot would vote for that human potato.

[Anonymous No.55208470]

>>55208466
Fake. Chris Christie's never ran in his life.

[Anonymous No.55208492]

>>55208470
Want to say that to his face chud?

[Anonymous No.55208495]

>>55208449
we gaan

[Anonymous No.55208500]

>>55207345
>>55207271
Every assuming everything goes well--the economy, the company, dividends grow faster than inflation--by the time your investment matures, you're too old already to enjoy the money. Your economic situation won't change for decades.

[Anonymous No.55208511]

>MOC IMBALANCE 1.8 BLN BUY-SIDE.

[Anonymous No.55208514]

VIX with 13 handle
can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.55208523]

This is it. It's over.

[Anonymous No.55208525]

Can we just eradicate zoomers and try again?

[Anonymous No.55208526]

>>55208514
Perfectly rational. Over the next 30 days nothing will go wrong.

Nothing.

[Anonymous No.55208536]

>>55208526
cpi + fomc literally nothing

[Anonymous No.55208540]

>>55208525
I think employers just need to give up on this idea that everyone is going to work like they're subhuman beaners

[Anonymous No.55208545]

>>55208536
Unemployment or jobless data? That's right, also nothing.

[Anonymous No.55208547]

>>55208525
>difficult
kek define difficult? won't slave labor for free?

[Anonymous No.55208555]

>>55208396
You are not the only person in this thread.

[Anonymous No.55208556]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55208567]

>>55208402
All of these patches yet the true problem has not been revealed. I wonder what the asset that is causing this blackhole is. It can’t actually be “literally everything” can it?

[Anonymous No.55208569]

>>55208556
Breddy gud thanks.

[Anonymous No.55208579]

>>55208545
>>55208536
Sex

>>55208540
No you got a 30% pay raise so you have to work 100% harder okay?

Also 50% of zoomers are beaners.

[Anonymous No.55208582]

>>55208556
>+1.94%
I needed that, man.

[Anonymous No.55208593]

DING DING DING DING
THE MARKET CLOSE

[Anonymous No.55208594]

>>55208567
I've seen a worrying uptick in anecdotes on the CRE side. For example those two giant hotels in downtown SF going full jingle mail. Gun to my head, that's what I'd bet on.

[Anonymous No.55208595]

>>55208556
a little disappointing considering how much amd i hold

[Anonymous No.55208599]

>>55208556
+$865

That early morning dip and then the retrace back to Max Paint did all the work for me.

[Anonymous No.55208612]

BOIL will pump tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55208615]

>>55208567
I personally know a nigger that used to run a successful printing business who lost everything but his million dollar house that he needs to wait a certain period of time for the SBA to legally get off his back so he can sell the property and not give all the proceeds to the SBA. In order to continue paying the mortgage, he took out an EIDL loan on his business that he formed after he lost the big printing business. This man should be homeless had he not used COVID relief funds to fund personal expenses. I want people like that begging on the streets if you ask me. That is the problem.

[Anonymous No.55208618]

>>55208547
Oh allow me to translate. Zoomers need to glow up their work habits frfr on God. Their work ethic definitely isn't bussin, and we're low key above to replace them if they don't touch grass soon because it's cheugy and finna cost us the economy

[Anonymous No.55208619]

>>55207240
I wonder how many companies will fall into the VR meat grinder before realizing hologram tech was the way the whole time #WIMI

[Anonymous No.55208626]

>Puts mad
*hook*
>puts mad
*hook*
>puts mad
*hook*

[Anonymous No.55208628]

>>55208612
Based on what?

[Anonymous No.55208630]

>>55208556
Not a bad day. Never quite figured out why my south american exposure is flying today, but whatever.

[Anonymous No.55208642]

>>55208626
Someone is going to cough on the floor of the NYSE and VIX will instantly shoot to 50.

[Anonymous No.55208643]

>>55208556
Nice green day. I'm back to +12% on the year, which is where I was in March before my portfolio took a steamy, fat shit

[Anonymous No.55208656]

>>55208615
I’m afraid we won’t get what we deserve

[Anonymous No.55208676]

Are chud bros going to boycott nike next? Does it even matter since that is not the target demographic

[Anonymous No.55208684]

>>55208612
no way would i hold more than a tiny amount of BOIL through the COONTRACT ROOLIOLIO which I think starts thurs and lasts 5 business days.

[Anonymous No.55208685]

This is the strongest market we've had in a long time.

[Anonymous No.55208689]

>>55208676
I boycotted Nike a long time ago so they're free to do whatever they want.

[Anonymous No.55208692]

>>55208685
most delusional

[Anonymous No.55208714]

>>55208628
>The Affordable Care Act requires that insurance policies cover certain preventative services, such as colonoscopies, at no cost to the patient.
Based on being based. Plus, if you are over the age of 35 and you need a camera stuck up your ass it's free.

[Anonymous No.55208715]

>>55208676
Haven't cared about Nike since I was like 14 years old, at least

[Anonymous No.55208718]

>>55208656
so you think pause at next FOMC? My concern is that inflation is a YoY number and by the time they get to that 2% inflation number everything is just going to be so expensive because inflation didn't actually go down, but rather the rate of increase slowed to acceptable levels, and then the market retard pumps. We may be in the beginning stages of this. Right as I fired my blackrock jew and went 60% MM fund

[Anonymous No.55208731]

>You call yourself a man? You know you're a lyin', low-life, motherfuckin' gambling degenerate prick? You know that's what you are? Two OnlyFans subscriptions at home. I gave you money to pay the fuckin' rent and buy groceries, put the heat on. You know your mom called Anon and told him the fuckin' heat's off? Huh? And you didn't gamble that money on SIGA options? You're gonna stand here tell me that?

[Anonymous No.55208732]

>>55208718
>because inflation didn't actually go down, but rather the rate of increase slowed to acceptable levels
that's the same thing, meaningful deflation will never happen

[Anonymous No.55208739]

>Ctrl+F “MVIS”
>no results even despite run the last 2 weeks
No wonder /biz/ stays poor

[Anonymous No.55208742]

>>55208642
I trade the spy because im a coward.

[Anonymous No.55208753]

>>55208718
F.E.D. watch has "No balls" priced at 79%.

[Anonymous No.55208776]

>>55208753
a complete reversal of where it was last week. That's all just speculators in the futures market though, which don't get me started on fed funds futures. What's stopping Jerome from ass raping those fags? other than nefarious collusion between the speculators and the fed insiders who know the decision ahead of time. Because if it's just honest speculators speculating, then what is stopping Jerome from ass raping them? Everyone else in every other market gets ass raped all the time. It's all priced in already. Everything that ever has happened or will happen in the future has already been accounted for

[Anonymous No.55208777]

>>55208742
Anon, I don't think you understand what a mass unwinding of VIX shorts would do to SPY. https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/06/the-obscure-volatility-security-thats-become-the-focus-of-this-sell-off-is-halted-after-an-80-percent-plunge.html

[Anonymous No.55208789]

So I get a monthly report from TD's web broker and "AL Buy" is their highest recommendation

[Anonymous No.55208790]

I FUCKING GET IT OKAY?! The market is manipulated to stay high, HAHA nice joke you pulled there. fine alright, now just let it crash okay? the joke is old and stale. cmon wouldnt it be fun to kill all the zoomies who put their life savings in meme stocks? HELLO MR. Smallhat tribe leader? do you read this? I know you do, so please you kill the zoomie bulls already. I know you want to pull the trigger.

[Anonymous No.55208800]

>>55208777
Whos killing these volatility indexes?

[Anonymous No.55208801]

>>55208776
>That's all just speculators in the futures market though, which don't get me started on fed funds futures.
Those speculators are responding to the most recent two Fed governors speaking as well as Nick Timiraos. They're not degens guessing about an OPEC meeting.

>What's stopping Jerome from ass raping those fags?
His credibility. Fact is, the whole reason they have jawboning and speakers and Nikileaks and blackout periods is so the announcement the day of does not roil markets.

[Anonymous No.55208809]

>>55208800
Please stop trying to get me banned for antisemitism.

[Anonymous No.55208811]

>>55208777
And checked.

[Anonymous No.55208817]

>>55208777
Uhhh a huge spike in VIX and anus rape for everyone?

[Anonymous No.55208829]

You're welcome.
t. American powering the strongest economy in the history of the world.

[Anonymous No.55208830]

>>55208817
I will point your attention towards a TradingView view of SPY around the time of that article, Jan-Feb 2018.

[Anonymous No.55208834]

>>55208718
They said they will “skip” aka pause. In reality they should have paused back in March, but our retarded Treasury thought it was better to just continue spending down the TGA, inflating the meme A.I bubble instead. Now we have to refill it starting tomorrow just in time to rug the people who just recently bought houses using the 1% down rocket mortgages lmao

[Anonymous No.55208835]

>>55208789
Imagine seriously recommending someone buy Canadian REITs. lmao.

[Anonymous No.55208838]

>>55208830
Man, I'm too lazy for that.

[Anonymous No.55208840]

>>55208790
zoomer money is all in crypto being slowly crushed into dust, smallhat is currently wringing out any remaining value in reddit midwit shorts, then will dump the market soon as they go long

[Anonymous No.55208858]

>>55208838
As am I. But let me assure you it is nothing good.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55208860]

I got +830% today. not going to make it at this rate. However I did hire a new Director of Sales, North America so it wasn't a completely lost day.

[Anonymous No.55208869]

>>55208860
I'm dying to see your portfolio's all time or, hell, past 3 month performance.

[Anonymous No.55208872]

>>55208860
You said you weren't hiring....

[Anonymous No.55208873]

>>55208858
I lied: I looked it up on SSE because I'm a boomer with my Windows 98 software. Anus rape confirmed.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55208878]

>>55208869
maybe tomorrow. I'm going out for drinks.

[Anonymous No.55208888]

>>55207380
Rate my BULL portfolio:
https://m1.finance/lvPSAKKczKNz

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55208899]

>>55208872
I wasn't, but you see this guy is such a good salesman he sold himself on me.

[Anonymous No.55208920]

>>55208835
What's wrong with Canadian REITs? People can't afford shit and apartments are a nice angle. Plus it has a 28% upside

[Anonymous No.55208925]

>>55208878
>>55208860
>>55208899
I don't believe a single word that this liar says.

[Anonymous No.55208933]

>>55208860
every salesperson is a director or vp though

[Anonymous No.55208942]

>>55208556
Does it even matter? No matter how well I do, I can see pain on the horizon. My parents are bleeding through their money like crazy, and are constantly pulling from a tax-deferred account so they're actually spending like 20% on top of whatever they spend for daily expenses. I know whatever gains I make will end up going toward keeping them alive, and my brother is a teacher so he barely has enough to keep himself afloat.
They have a lot of assets (art, a house, etc) but the times have left them behind and they dont know how to sell anything.
I hate my IT wagie job and I am only semi-competent at trading. I'm 30 years old and I'm coming to terms with the fact that I will never be rich. No, not even that - I will never be just rich enough to live a meager lifestyle while not working.
I will work until I am 50, retire, and die at 55 from complications of atherosclerosis. Why did God put us on this planet? What does He gain from our suffering? Better to freeze us in ice for eternity and let us sleep in the cold.

I took profits today but I will never be happy.

[Anonymous No.55208953]

>>55208925
Bloomberg anon is that you?

[Anonymous No.55208980]

>>55208942
it's just paper anon. get a tent

[Anonymous No.55208990]

>>55208942
I inherited money and bought a 3 year old new build house cash and now have to shell out more money for a new roof because the niggers that did the original build were incompetent and insurance and shingle warranty denied my claims. Oh and my driveway caved in and the hill in my backyard wasn't excavated properly so it's an uneven shitty looking hill that would cost hundreds of thousands to fix if I'm guessing. Oh and all the light switches in my house are backwards. I feel like a VIX MM paypig.

[Anonymous No.55208994]

>>55208676
I don't think I've ever bought a single stitch of Nike apparel and I never will

[Anonymous No.55209008]

>>55208942
Pick out problems, focus on them one at a time, get them solved.
>Improve parents' income
>Reduce parents' expenditures
>Help them trim down assets
>Swap to a better wagie job
>Decide whether to keep putting energy into trading or stick your money on ice in a 5% MMF until there's a big swing
>Start a regular exercise routine

This *is* financial advice.

[Anonymous No.55209009]

>>55208718
Deflation is not happening in your lifetime

[Anonymous No.55209011]

Holy shit which one of you asshurt fags reported me posting Linda Carter?

[Anonymous No.55209012]

>>55208556
/cashgang/ waiting

[Anonymous No.55209021]

>>55209012
Waiting for what?
You missed it

[Anonymous No.55209027]

>>55208920
>People can't afford shit
>lets buy the shit they can't afford at yields well below current BoC policy interest rate
>lets bet that same shit will become even more unaffordable
>in a country with one of the lowest population densities on earth
lol. I get that Canada's largest industry is selling empty homes to Chinese investors, but holy shit. lmao.

[Anonymous No.55209028]

>>55209021
Different it is coming.

[Anonymous No.55209031]

>>55208994
my mother got me some nike shoes back in the 80s but that was the only nike thing i ever had and not long later i only wore lizard skin tony lama boots for the rest of all my school years.

[Anonymous No.55209036]

>>55209027
And they don't even have the 30 year fixed there, do they? So rate hikes flow into your mortgage no matter what.

[Anonymous No.55209043]

>>55208834
Or they can just keep doing 25 point hikes till a target fed funds rate of 7% and then pause... But that bankrupts people who deserve to be bankrupted so no go I guess

[Anonymous No.55209044]

>>55207174
Which app should I use to track both crypto and stock holdings?

[Anonymous No.55209046]

>>55209036
Yes, correct.

[Anonymous No.55209056]

test

[Anonymous No.55209060]

>>55208888
>LABU
Are you high?

[Anonymous No.55209071]

>>55209060
>>55208888
No, why is LABU not a good investment?

[Anonymous No.55209074]

>>55209008
based

[Anonymous No.55209094]

>>55209008
Based, thanks anon. You're right, I'll stop catastrophizing. WAGMI
>>55208980
I hate camping :^)
>>55208990
That's pretty rough. How are your property taxes? At the very least you can guarantee you wont be homeless!

[Anonymous No.55209096]

>>55209071
biotech companies, esp. ones with no FDA approved products in the pipeline, are notorious for diluting shares, you're better off buying the quality ones because a lot of them lose 90% of their value every year

[Anonymous No.55209107]

>>55209071
Trust me, if you like biotech/healthcare sell the LABU and double up on CURE. Do that and you're golden. For god sake don't hold biotech shit stocks long term

[Anonymous No.55209112]

>>55208556
my position went +4% i am back on the green on it.

feels good

[Anonymous No.55209122]

Anyone notice TMUS getting pretty low? I've always liked their stock and have a avg cost of 115/share that I mostly bought pre-pandemic.

Should I slurp up some shares?

[Anonymous No.55209127]

>>55209027
>Lowest population densities
Canada is a fucking mining colony disguised as a country. The only places in Canada that matter are urban centers, eg Toronto, Ottawa, and the west coast. That's where the density is.
But people leaving Toronto are still buying in Ontario, where prices are ridiculously high, because they don't want to move to Manitoba and deal with abbos, or move out east where there's fuckall and ice storms. So most of the population in Canada will still remain in those places.
Even people with homes here that cost $600k-$1m barely have any money or investments. The poorfags I work with mostly live pay to pay, and only a handful are capable of having a few months rent. The rent where I am (outside of Toronto in a small town) is over $1800 for a 1 bedroom apartment plus utilities. Nobody here can afford a house, and the ones that can are multigenerational pajeet families.
So yes, I think demographically speaking, apartments and rentoids are a solid choice to wager on

[Anonymous No.55209129]

>>55209107
>>55209096
>>55209071
>>55209060
>>55208888
Noted. Thank you. Putting in sell order for LABU. How's the rest of my portfolio?

[Anonymous No.55209132]

>>55208556
+0.5%

[Anonymous No.55209142]

Baking...

[Anonymous No.55209157]

>>55209127
Well, good luck to you.

[Anonymous No.55209166]

>>55209127
>>55209157
I'm not saying I'm right, or an expert by any means. But from my own perspective, this makes sense to me.
Having said that, I'm just as happy to hold bonds until le epic crash happens and then move into the markets

[Anonymous No.55209175]

>>55209129
I like it but it needs some defensive stuff that will carry you through shitty markets. Since you like triple leverage I'd suggest UTSL for utilities. Obviously CURE for healthcare. There isn't a 3x for consumer staples sadly but there is a 2x with the ticker UGE though it kinda sucks and doesn't seem to track the consumer staples index but it's all there is for the niche. The unleveraged staples is XLP. You could always open leaps calls on that if you have that option. I'd prefer the calls over UGE

[Anonymous No.55209179]

>>55209094
I'm in a high tax state. The second highest probably. But my taxes are reasonable considering. And the town did come and fix the caved in portion of the driveway free of charge. And there are some nice nature trails within running distance to my house. Not all bad. But not all good either

[Anonymous No.55209207]

i bought the position at a short term top and then it dumped 10%. it was gettin close to my stoploss but started to reverse luckily

buy right and sit tight.

i bought wrong (timing) but sit tight worked still

[Anonymous No.55209227]

>>55209179
>Not all bad. But not all good either
Ah, ain't life grand

[Anonymous No.55209241]

>>55208567
wigger government spending, which can never go down. wiggers always have to bomb and kill people and go warring. their wigger master satan commands them, and also wigger master israel

[Anonymous No.55209398]

>>55208567
The balance sheet is being run off. Interest rates are heading toward restrictive territory. That leaves only one thing fueling inflation and that's deficit spending which is extremely stimulating to the economy and extremely inflationary. As long as the government keeps spending money it doesn't have the bigger Powell and his successor's jobs will be. And it won't end cuz austerity doesn't win elections and the consequences don't come until later
>it will end in our collective ruin

[Anonymous No.55209423]

>>55209398
I still can't believe the Dilbert guy became a grand wizard.

[Anonymous No.55209457]

I wake up each day and it's 50 degrees out and I'm cold and frustrated that the lines move weird before the sun is up, then the lines move and I'm content, then the market closes and the lines move weird and now it's 80 degrees and there's smoke outside from canada burning down and I'm mad because it's too hot.

[Anonymous No.55209476]

>>55209457
Yeah, what's up with these Canuck fires? We had some from Alberta blowing South, but apparently Quebec is in ashes?

[Anonymous No.55209486]

>>55209457
Where do you live? Icecrown Citadel?

[Anonymous No.55209506]

>>55209227
And I lost 5% of my portfolio balance by being a retarded bobo on Thurs and Friday after already making my money in the morning. I have the bad habit of over trading and turning guaranteed green days to guaranteed big red days. And I'm about to be out of pocket for the roof, and I have aspirations to move to Boca Raton on a golf course in the next 5 years and keep my current house as a summer home. Need to get disciplined with my trading. I have the confidence to know I can be profitable. I just don't quit while I'm ahead because I'm bored and get cocky after being on a good run. I thought I was beyond getting heemed on predictable stupid low volume low volatility days like last Thursday and Fri. Just when you think you have it all figured out, you get heemed again to humble yourself

[Anonymous No.55209534]

WHY AM I SO GOOD AT WRITING PUTS. I HAVE A 90% SUCCESS RATE ON 60 DELTA STRATEGIES

[Anonymous No.55209539]

My actual first options win from GTLB. Monopoly money!

[Anonymous No.55209547]

>>55209534
>60 DELTA
Im currently selling 20 delta puts but it's pocket change and I almost want to get assigned so I buy back in, red pill me on the 60 delta strat

[Anonymous No.55209559]

>>55209539
kick ass, blessed

[Anonymous No.55209583]

>>55208556
I'm starting to get a bit anxious for my $90 SPXL calls, but I'm under 25% losses for the first time in... well maybe the first time ever since the covid crash!

[Anonymous No.55209588]

>He's baking

[Anonymous No.55209590]

>>55209547
I'm pretty good at bottom fishing so I use gamma from writing ATM puts and then buy the hedged strike depending how confident I am in the read. For disney I wrote ATM at $90 in january i think and bought puts at $80. If I wasnt so confident I'd buy at $85. That's what I did for alibaba. $80 strike, $75 hedge strike

You should also be doing fundamental analysis to see what the true bottom is. For example I got $67 for akamai, and it literally bounced off $70 perfectly. Fundamental doesnt really work for upside, but it should work to figure out what the bottom is

[Anonymous No.55209598]

>>55209175
>>55209129
>>55209096
>>55209071
>>55209060
>>55208888
I also have this portfolio which is more bearish: https://m1.finance/facTCApE0_WT

[Anonymous No.55209602]

>>55209506
here's what helped me senpai. my main filters I keep on a sticky (below).

But, every day I tell myself my goal for the day is to have ZERO (0) cataphoric loss days. This is very important! If you take a huge loss, it will take you months to make it back if you ever do. That should be your only goal for the day. If you win or lose, but stick to your MM. That's okay.

Filters to not take:

>Failed thesis

>Boredom Trades

>Overtrading

>Greedy Trades

>Revenge Trades

[Anonymous No.55209617]

>>55209534
because we've been pumping hard for like 7 weeks, you could have sold ITM puts and come out ahead

[Anonymous No.55209619]

>>55209602
>catastrophic

[Anonymous No.55209636]

>>55209398
Also the government can spend however much it wants without having to worry about limits again until 2025.

[Anonymous No.55209645]

>>55209617
Well yeah, I'm not writing puts in a bear market lol. I didnt write at all in 2022 until october

[Anonymous No.55209660]

>>55209506
I have very humble aspirations. So for me if I make 5% in a month on a trade I take profits. If I make 10% within 6 months I take profits. At 1 year I need like 18%, 2 years I need 25%.
I never cut my losses because I'm a retard and tell myself, "Dont worry, at least in 5 years you'll be in the green!"

I dont trade options or anything, just buy and sell stocks :^)

[Anonymous No.55209670]

I have been re-heemed

[Anonymous No.55209688]

>>55209534
>why am I making money taking bullish positions when the market is pumping
Anon I think you might just be the next Warren Buffet

[Anonymous No.55209699]

>>55209688
Post your email and you can join my hedgefund with only a 10% tip

[Anonymous No.55209704]

>post (truthfully) that the irish are not people
>get warned
Why is this website so fucking gay now it's obscene. Just let people make jokes, you insufferable autismo.

[Anonymous No.55209706]

>>55209670
>MFW I got heemed all last month
>Already unheemed today

[Anonymous No.55209710]

>>55209598
>>55209598
>>55209175
M1 finance doesnt' seem to have UTSL.

How are my AI funds?

[Anonymous No.55209718]

New thread:
>>55209711
>>55209711
>>55209711

[Anonymous No.55209726]

>tesla has increased nearly 40% since may 1st
You can beat the market merely by waiting for tesla or nvidia to shit themselves properly, then buy low and watch it shoot back up for no reason kek.

[Anonymous No.55209751]

>>55209710
XLU is the unleveraged utilities ETF so look into that. I would save the commodities and precious metals for an actual downturn. They will underperform most of the time in normal market regimes

[Anonymous No.55209786]

>>55209670
that happened to me with BOIL
got heemed
dug back out
got re-heemed