/smg/ Stock Market General

[/smg/ Stock Market General No.55200363]

All Aboard Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://nhentai.net/search/?q=tomboy
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com

>Options (trade these even if you haven't read any of these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com
https://www.finscreener.com

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Links for VZ baggies
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org
https://www.sprc.org
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com

Prev >>55196544

[Anonymous No.55200372]

thats someones daughter

[Anonymous No.55200373]

WOOD BERRY

[Anonymous No.55200374]

first for uranium

[Anonymous No.55200375]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.55200379]

I can't be the only one looking to slurp this AQB dip

[Anonymous No.55200381]

i guess all our stocks
now depend on the fed
we'll see how it goes
but i might end up dead

[Anonymous No.55200382]

I thumbed it down because I wanted to offer constructive criticism and they wouldn't allow

[Anonymous No.55200384]

>literally for free

[Anonymous No.55200389]

You bought calls right anon?

[Anonymous No.55200390]

>>55200373
>BERRY
Crowned king arthur

[Anonymous No.55200397]

>>55200389
yes

[Anonymous No.55200401]

>>55200382
Can't believe there's something out there trending harder than the newest apple bullshit.

[Anonymous No.55200405]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55200409]

Thoughts on SOXL Calls?

[Anonymous No.55200427]

>>55200401
The #1 is also an Apple video from today.

[Anonymous No.55200432]

Apple is going to lose a shitload of money on these ski masks, but the technology is cool. I'm happy it exists even if I will never purchase it. Maybe it'll end up in some neat edge cases like AR at museums to recreate historical events, or specialty theatres where they create 3D environments to watch the film in.
Fun things are fun.

[Anonymous No.55200438]

>>55200409
a great choice, for me its weeklies.

[Anonymous No.55200439]

>>55200409
i bought today

[Anonymous No.55200458]

Thoughts on Target? I thought i was being smart buying after the tucked dick shit but it turns out the stock was hurting already because of discretionary income tightening once student loans start again and general spending decreases. I still feel like some of it was the dick tucking, but with everything else i feel like it won't bounce back any time soon.


What do?

[Anonymous No.55200464]

>>55200432
or it will be like the iphone 1, the slow beginning of a new era, and after 2-3 new versions, the product takes off globally and dominates the industry for decades

[Anonymous No.55200466]

>>55200409

[Anonymous No.55200482]

>>55200432
>I'm happy it exists
It has always existed

[Anonymous No.55200501]

>>55200439
>>55200438
Any ideas on dates/prices?

[Anonymous No.55200510]

>>55200464
>or it will be like the iphone 1
I was there when the iPhone 1 came out after suffering through Palm and Blackberry and WIndows Mobile garbage for years prior. Everybody with 2 functioning braincells (other than Steve Balmer) knew immediately it was going to be a hit and every body wanted one. This VR shit thingy on the other hand? Everybody that tries VR gets bored with it after 2 weeks. It's like exercise equipment. You're always gung ho at first but as soon as the honeymoon wears off it becomes another dust collector until you finally get rid of it. The latest iteration of wearing a hot sweaty screen right against your eyeballs will be no different. Cap this

[Anonymous No.55200513]

>>55200466
>>55200439
>>55200438
>>55200409
>soxl goes up 200% in 6 months
>all the fomo cretins decide NOW is the time start buying
what is wrong with you "people"

[Anonymous No.55200515]

>>55200384

[Anonymous No.55200528]

>>55200458
If you wouldn't buy something, don't hold it.

[Anonymous No.55200532]

>>55200409
Line go up until it doesn't

[Anonymous No.55200535]

BITX, the double leveraged bitcorn ETF starts trading on the 13th. How many shares we picking up boys?

[Anonymous No.55200540]

>>55200535
millions of crypto threads, go there instead

[Anonymous No.55200542]

If I would wanted to be autistic and get SOXL calls what strike price should I do and what expiry date?

[Anonymous No.55200544]

>>55200535
>>>/s/

lmao

[Anonymous No.55200545]

>>55200540
i thought you nerds liked leveraged ETFs. You could have changed /smg/ to leveraged ETF DIrexion/ProShares General for the entirety of 2020 and 2021. What happened? Get btfo in 2022 and lose it all?

[Anonymous No.55200562]

>>55200545
It's like if someone came by talking about SHNY or DULL. You're gonna get reflexive pushback.

That said, you're playing with fire considering the SEC is hellbent on shutting down all exchanges and crypto banks. Ask Russbros how it feels holding a valuable investment you can't trade.

[Anonymous No.55200566]

>>55200515
maybe it will help him see how to change smoke alarm batteries

[Anonymous No.55200598]

>>55200363
stocks are just corporate baseball cards

[Anonymous No.55200602]

>>55200598
But you can actually physically hold baseball cards.

[Anonymous No.55200610]

>>55200409
Idk you think AMD can sustain a 2x p/e on NVDA and have a .07 ROE, and the sympathy pump of all semis with NVDA makes sense even though steel is weak which means autos are weak?
The answer is yes, this is a clown market of course soxl will moon to 50

[Anonymous No.55200614]

>>55200545
I'm in leveraged ETFs of real assets. Shitcoins are negative value and dont belong in this thread.

[Anonymous No.55200619]

>>55200363
>>55200373
nakadashi finance babushka

[Anonymous No.55200632]

>>55200602
so they're even worse than corporate baseball cards. they're corporate hearthstone cards

[Anonymous No.55200647]

>>55200632
Well sometimes stocks will pay you like $0.50/share for holding them.

[Anonymous No.55200654]

>>55200647
but then they dilute you anyway

[Anonymous No.55200655]

>>55200374
URANIUM KINGS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH...
https://www.freethink.com/space/nuclear-power-on-the-moon#:~:text=The%20big%20picture%3A%20Like%20so,at%20any%20stage%20of%20development.
AND THE MOON.

[Anonymous No.55200658]

It cracks me up that I've never seen anyone here post a single 1m+ port. Just goes to show you how every single "active trader" here is poor as shit and will eventually lose everything.

[Anonymous No.55200666]

Goodnight little chuddies

[Anonymous No.55200672]

>>55200513
show me your SOXS bags

[Anonymous No.55200675]

>>55200658
We have about 3-4 posters who have done that. Stick around for more than a week and you'd probably see one.

[Anonymous No.55200678]

>>55200658
rofl didn't the CLF tranny have 7 figures?

[Anonymous No.55200706]

>>55200658
What details would need to be shown so you'd consider a screenshot of a 1m+ portfolio authentic?

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55200708]

[Anonymous No.55200722]

>>55200658
Umm anon that is sort of implied here. Nobody here makes money. Baggot routinely loses $10k+ on options plays almost weekly

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55200724]

>>55200678
>CLF tranny
>past tense
Correct.

[Anonymous No.55200727]

>>55200658
SIPC insurance means you are disincentivized to hold over $500,000 in a single account so if you are hoping for a screenshot with an over $1 million Robinhood account, you might be waiting awhile.

[Anonymous No.55200734]

>>55200724
Speaking of people losing money, Scoopsies how underwater are you still on your SOXL shares?

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55200745]

>>55200734
this many, sir

[Anonymous No.55200751]

>>55200722
/smg/ is definitely more about the people than money. Like the guy who got stood up by the lady twice his age or the guy that tried to ask out his (female) Ford maintenance person.

[Anonymous No.55200754]

>>55200727
There's a thousand retarded reasons to have $1m in a Robinhood account, but exceeding SIPC limits is not one of them. In this century you needed to either be with Madoff, MF Global, or Lehman to even deal with them, and in the latter two cases nobody lost a penny: https://www.sipc.org/about-sipc/history

[Anonymous No.55200756]

>>55200745
Goddamn man, maybe you should let me manage your assets scoopsies. I could do a much better job.

[Anonymous No.55200760]

>>55200745
>>55200756
He'll be fine. He's just gotta hang tough.

[Anonymous No.55200761]

>>55200727
I don't get it
Even if your brokerage gets nuked you still own shares in whatever company, right? They're just the arbiter of the trade.

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55200768]

>>55200751
>or the variety of niggers that have paid for hookers (RIP crack whore sociopath anon)
>or that weirdo that spray paints his hands black
>or that mentally ill, morbidly obese youtuber that deleted his channel

[Anonymous No.55200769]

>>55200760
If he'd just sell his qt twink body, he could make this money back exponentially quicker.

[Anonymous No.55200780]

>>55200761
Correct. FTX or Madoff are a whole different deal from, say, Coinbase, Robinhood, or Fidelity.

>>55200769
Is that why you keep begging for money, Rocker? To blow it all on tech twink bussy?

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55200781]

>>55200756
At least I’m net positive again, unlike the bobos

[Anonymous No.55200782]

imagine thinking europe wont break the 4300

[Durgesh, The Certified !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.55200788]

>>55200781
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.55200793]

>>55200706
If I saw a port with a single options trade that made millions, one just holding index funds, or one that got lucky with a single stock pick (buying tsla or nvdia 10 years ago), I would be inclined to believe it.

[Anonymous No.55200798]

So having fucked around with bonds, options, and forex, I came to a simple conclusion:
>Bonds appreciate in value over time, if held to expiry
>Options depreciate in value over time, if held to expiry

[Anonymous No.55200803]

/pol/ keeps calling based Vanguard jewish.

[Anonymous No.55200806]

>>55200780
>Is that why you keep begging for money, Rocker? To blow it all on tech twink bussy?
I can neither confirm or deny this. Scoopsies has always been my main squeeze though

[Anonymous No.55200807]

Why the fuck are Nasdaq futures going up, can we get one day of a breather for fucks sake. My PUTS

[Anonymous No.55200809]

>>55200788
it's kind of impressive you managed to go from that high to that low without options

[Anonymous No.55200810]

>>55200782
Timiraos is shilling the pause copium and Cramer is bearish. It's conservative to expect 4500 by open.

[Anonymous No.55200826]

>>55200807
No crash until after mopex. So the 19th at the earliest.

[Anonymous No.55200838]

How do I make good calls bros? How do I find a good stock? How do i choose the correct strike price? How do I choose the correct strike adays

[Anonymous No.55200841]

>>55200807
I dunno why either...

[Anonymous No.55200848]

>>55200826
>>55200807
Yield curve is still inverted. No major crashes until it reverts to normal. Currently the 4 and 6 month yields are the highest, which places an event between late September and December.
I will likely buy a 3 month tbill and take the opportunity to take gains on my equity positions, and then rotate to a higher percentage of cash/bonds and buy some downside hedges

[Anonymous No.55200854]

>>55200807
Green futures = red presents

[Anonymous No.55200858]

>>55200838
The markets are worth trillions of dollars of trade volume a day. Retail makes up 5% of the volume, at best. You have international and professional, firms, banks, funds, and traders trying to meme on eachother. You will only succeed if you can develop your own edge.

[Anonymous No.55200874]

[Anonymous No.55200881]

I think buying $5 2025 puts on c3 ai is a decent lottery ticket. This company is a total scam, when the AI bubble pops and only good companies remain this one will crater. It has no product. Literally none.

[Anonymous No.55200884]

I really fucked up bros.

I didn’t short enough COIN

[Anonymous No.55200886]

>>55200881
>when the AI bubble pops
It will do so just days after your puts expire

[Anonymous No.55200890]

June 14th is FOMC meeting. Seems like an excuse for shakeout and a good opportunity for entry.

[Anonymous No.55200894]

>>55200890
FOMC's policy has been "higher for longer". They won't decrease it yet. They might hold or increase slightly, but they want companies to feel pain. Unemployment hasn't reached that ideal 4.5 - 5.0% yet. People are saving money, aren't miserable, and prices will continue to rise

[Anonymous No.55200913]

Aluminum seems nice

[Anonymous No.55200920]

>>55200666
good night satan

[Anonymous No.55200932]

I'm selling my bitfarms when it goes up, what do I buy for $50k? JEPQ?

[Anonymous No.55200941]

>>55200708
kek. zuck got zucked by his own game

[Anonymous No.55200944]

>>55200932
Keep some cash. Personally I have SJB as a hedge for JEPQ

[Anonymous No.55200946]

West coast port shutdown.

[Anonymous No.55200953]

>>55200946
Why? When?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55200957]

Jesus one -.2% day and bears out in full force again downvoting everything.

The more a narrative is based upon story-telling instead of data the better for them. They respond to data like a snail covered in salt. So let's try to balance them out a little.

On top of extremely strong 1.1% (annual run rate of 14%) increase in April consumer goods after 2 monthly declines, https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/us-consumer-spending-beats-expectations-april-inflation-picks-up-2023-05-26/

We also have:

Orders for manufactured goods rose 0.4% in April, the Commerce Department said Monday. It is the fourth increase in factory-goods orders in the past five months.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/u-s-april-factory-orders-rise-for-fourth-gain-in-past-five-months-b4f5adaf?mod=economy-politics

[Anonymous No.55200976]

roses are red
green though are limes
13% commit half of all crimes

[Anonymous No.55200978]

>>55200953
https://splash247.com/us-west-coast-port-disruption-stretches-into-fourth-day/

[Anonymous No.55200986]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55200996]

I wonder if Tim Apple went home today thinking "Yeah! I nailed it!"

[Anonymous No.55200997]

>>55200913
Seems crabby. If Europe and the US teeter into recession, can Asia alone carry?

[Anonymous No.55201001]

>>55200996
more like 'Yeah! I want to get nailed!'
because he's gay

[Anonymous No.55201007]

i have some pocket change left in my account. what should i do with 95 bucks?

[Anonymous No.55201018]

>>55201007
buy 1 TQQQ in a few weeks

[Anonymous No.55201027]

Also wheat. Russia is just going to napalm Ukrainian farmland after this dam break.

[Anonymous No.55201070]

>>55201027
Wheat is so 2022 anon

[Anonymous No.55201075]

>>55200894
Doesn't matter there will be jewish scam wicks

[Anonymous No.55201088]

>>55201001
Kek what a homosexual

[Anonymous No.55201086]

>>55201070
It's at historic lows with drought hitting the US and Russia. The latter is also going to have its own export terminals strangled if Odessa gets leveled.

Plus ask yourself, when was the last time you heard of anyone having a gluten allergy? Awfully convenient...

[Anonymous No.55201092]

>>55201075
Sure and if you can play them, go for it.
Im realizing that being 4% ROI and shredding 2% to inflation is better for me than just losing 20%

>>55201070
What if there's a heat wave that fucks the supply?

[Anonymous No.55201110]

>>55201092
What if there aint?

>>55201086
No its not at "historic lows"

[Anonymous No.55201120]

>>55201110
>No its not at "historic lows"
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this, but if you adjust for inflation... I'm sorry.

We're never getting those 2001 cheapies ever again.

[Anonymous No.55201128]

>>55201086
>It's at historic lows
It's above $600, historic lows with inflation would be below $500

[Anonymous No.55201137]

I don't have any money invested, I just want all the chinks muslims and africans to starve.

[Anonymous No.55201143]

>>55201128
Well it's up to you if you want to holdout for one or two more bullish factors to drive it into the bottom of the historic range rather than the top. But I think you can see 2010 on that chart just as well as I can.

[Anonymous No.55201151]

>>55201143
>instantly moving goalposts

[Anonymous No.55201153]

>>55201151
500-600 on your chart is a buy zone. It's there, simple as.

[Anonymous No.55201155]

>clown world has reached such unprecedented levels that not even aliums/ufos are interesting anymore

[Anonymous No.55201162]

I might just buy my first nft and some crypto

Is the SEC done fudding?

>>55201155
Is there something new?
Sure they’re not trying to distract us from something?

[Anonymous No.55201164]

>>55201155
QRD?

[Anonymous No.55201165]

>>55200957
Shillbros, is this bullish or bearish for our portfolios?

https://twitter.com/RepLuna/status/1665830527117434881

[Anonymous No.55201175]

>>55201155
If you have an alien, then show me his body.

[Anonymous No.55201180]

test

[Anonymous No.55201196]

>>55201165
Kek the FBI works for the democrats. There is no informant. If he existed he's dead already.

[Anonymous No.55201197]

>6/6/23
>aka 666
something will happen today

[Anonymous No.55201212]

>>55201165
Irrelevant

[Anonymous No.55201217]

>>55201197
It's a Tuesday too, just like 9/11

[Anonymous No.55201231]

>>55201217
>9/11

[Anonymous No.55201247]

>>55201197
Nothing will happen
Nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.55201270]

>>55200976
*though green are limes

[Anonymous No.55201322]

JAPAN'S NIKKEI HITS ANOTHER 33-YEAR INTRADAY HIGH

[Anonymous No.55201333]

bobo is in disbelief

[Anonymous No.55201334]

>>55201162
>>55201164
>>55201175
probably just another psyop, who knows. nothing is real anymore

[putsRnotDaWae No.55201376]

>>55201165
What does this have to do with the economy or stock market you retarded shill?

[Anonymous No.55201400]

>>55201376
The government agencies that sign your paychecks are currently in contempt of congress for covering up criminal evidence against Joe Biden. This is publicly confirmed by multiple congressmen. Your response?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55201420]

>>55201400
>A lying congresswoman lied about what the FBI said
Nothingburger, the Biden bullrun continues SPX 5000 in the next 2 months. Apples VR headset looks incredible and solved all the issues plaguing VR tech, this alone will be enough to carry the market to ATH.

[Anonymous No.55201438]

Yields....

[Anonymous No.55201449]

>>55201420
No, it's the entire house oversight committee. The one with legal authority to send government officials to prison for breaking the law.

[Anonymous No.55201483]

>>55200708

[Anonymous No.55201487]

>>55201438
Oh shit
I didn’t short enough coinbase

[Anonymous No.55201497]

>>55201438
Did yields go up again?

[Anonymous No.55201503]

>>55201497
Yes the Fed won't stop anytime soon

[Anonymous No.55201508]

>>55201497
Shit meant to post this

[Anonymous No.55201549]

>>55201508
>>55201503
kek I thought that since the debt default got cancelled it would stop

[Anonymous No.55201597]

Thoughts on apple headset? Seemed very disappointing to me, I was expecting something more from them than this.

[Anonymous No.55201599]

>>55201597
Thirty
five
HUNDRED
dollars

[Anonymous No.55201609]

>>55201597
killer app will be "nude patch for real life"

[Anonymous No.55201616]

Me and my wife wrote this song for scoopsies. I hope you all enjoy it. Buy DKNG.

https://youtu.be/68KV7JnrvDo
https://youtu.be/68KV7JnrvDo
https://youtu.be/68KV7JnrvDo

[Anonymous No.55201624]

>>55201597
looks very creepy to me. I think it will sell all 150000 very quickly and the next million too, because then they will be cheaper. long live tim apple

[Anonymous No.55201634]

>>55201438
the 6M is wrong on this pic/not updated
it shot up to 6.2% in one (1) move

[Anonymous No.55201646]

>>55201597
looks stupid, stacy is not wearing a fucking VR headset

[Anonymous No.55201647]

>>55201597
SHEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIT NIGGA IMA GIT ME DAT AAPL HEADSET BOI AND FLEX ON DEM NIGGAZ 4REAL
>jannies, this IS financial advice. AAPL is going to 0, short now

[Anonymous No.55201654]

Like I don't understand how this is supposed to make up for the fact that smartphones have completely hit a wall and you can buy one that does 99% of what you need for 1/4 the price of a flagship iPhone.

[Anonymous No.55201682]

>>55201654
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.55201692]

>>55201634
>6.269% +0.805
WHat the fuck

[Anonymous No.55201709]

>>55201634
>>55201692
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55201710]

>>55201634
The website that post this chart does the closing yield for that day so that is 6/5's yield not this morning yields

I don't know what fuck this movement is on the 6M right now

[Anonymous No.55201718]

>>55201709
the hell is doing this shit?

[Anonymous No.55201725]

holy fuck oil bears you are going to get us embargoed stop retards

[Anonymous No.55201726]

>>55201718
TGA refill probably? auction was yesterday and today + on thursday they start some refilling

[Anonymous No.55201728]

>>55201725
>70.94 -1.21 (-1.68%)
I wonder if this is related to the 6 month. Boy that'd be something.

[Anonymous No.55201737]

>Paulo macro was bragging like a few hours ago that he was right that there would be no effects from refilling TGA, because they would just use repo.

Lmao uh oh.

[Anonymous No.55201739]

>>55201726
Total banker death incoming.

[Anonymous No.55201763]

>>55201739
meh they will just get bailouts as usual

[Anonymous No.55201775]

>>55201709
Is this due to nuclear war being imminent?

[Anonymous No.55201784]

>>55201775
Nonsense. It's not like Ukraine is about to be admitted into NAT...
https://twitter.com/ForeignAffairs/status/1665963199550701568

oh

[Anonymous No.55201830]

>>55201597
I don't like it and the market didn't like it and here is why:
VR has limited use cases. Video games on it aren't very good, people don't want to wear these things for extended periods of time, there are some neat visuals you can do with VR but they're not so much better than a nice screen that people are eager to adopt the tech. The only use case for VR that does see regular dedicated utilization is porn. Even there, VR porn is not so amazing that a large chunk of the population are going to be interested in a dedicated device for it. All this and THREE THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE UNITED STATES DOLLARS for a version of a thing that already exists on the market for a fraction of the cost. Is Apple's new headset $3000 more better and more appealing than the others? They could cut that asking price in half and it would still be insanely high.

[Anonymous No.55201835]

>>55201725
200 day market average line about to cross the 50, it is over

[Anonymous No.55201854]

>>55201616
You got cucked, your daughter is half black

[Anonymous No.55201864]

OUCHIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.55201867]

we're all selling on market open and buying bonds right?

[Anonymous No.55201875]

>>55201867
Run for the hills.

[Anonymous No.55201891]

>>55201830
I've followed VR pretty closely since the early oculus days; the fact is that even today, they are pretty far from full fidelity and it's a lot more complicated than just sheer screen resolution.
Problems like focal length and lensing artifacts are a serious problem, as are FOV limitations. There are potential solutions to this, but it requires exciting new tech and software that isn't mass marketable yet.

Going into this I was hoping that Apple would suprise as they have been working on this for a long time and have some of the best engineering talent in the world, full stop.
However to me this has been a big disappointment, it's really nothing special.

There is this big obsession with trying to make the headset look not dorky, this is the holy grail for laymen VR investors, but I think this is completely the wrong approach:
IT WILL NEVER LOOK GOOD!
The way you make mass adoption a reality is by making the experience on the other side as indistinguishable and vivid as possible.
That's the draw and there is opportunity for real disruption, but it requires real engineering work not just a smooth user experience or polished bevels.

[Anonymous No.55201894]

>>55200458
I think it’s going down to 105-110. I’ll probably slurp some once it gets into that range.

[Anonymous No.55201895]

>>55201737
did something happen?

[Anonymous No.55201908]

>>55201895
Weird bond dislocation, IE yields going quite far out of the Fed's target zone.
the FED is supposed to use their repo facility to adjust supply or demand on the bond market to keep it in range, but so far crickets.

[Anonymous No.55201915]

we get a big credit crunch if those yields keep rising

[Anonymous No.55201917]

>>55201891
the limiting factor is also the pain due to wearing the headset for long hours

[Anonymous No.55201920]

>>55201908
so, no one wants bonds and money goes into stonks?

[Anonymous No.55201924]

>>55201920
If the government increases its borrowing or issues more bonds, it can create an oversupply, leading to lower bond prices and higher yields.

[Anonymous No.55201925]

Who's shorting $LULU today?

[Anonymous No.55201933]

>>55201924
good so money goes into stonks

[Anonymous No.55201949]

Can someone explain to me the T+1 rule. I have a stock which has a record date 7th of June. Today is 6th. It's already lost exactly the value the div was going to pay. I think it's because of the T+1 rule.
T+1 rule means that a transaction won't be officially written down and recorded until the next day, if I'm correct. So if I sell my stock now, it won't be recorded until tomorrow and that means that tomorrow I'm still on the record as an owner of stock which means I still get the divvie if I sell today.
Now here's my issue with this. If I sell to someone, then his name will be recorded as owner of stock as well. So will they have to pay both of us the full payment of stock? Will they not record the new owners name? Why not? The transaction occurred at the same moment my transaction occurred. What am I missing here anons?

[Anonymous No.55201950]

magnets

[Anonymous No.55201976]

So the just hodl flags were right. It never crashes and long term line really does just go up

[Anonymous No.55201987]

>>55201976
>>55201950
we tried to save you

[Anonymous No.55201992]

u.s.a magnetsssss lord have mercy on us all and bless all of us with a beautiful u.s.a made magnet

[Anonymous No.55202002]

>>55201976
Seems so for the moment. It's a ponzi scheme. The most well established one. And it's been highly marketed in the last years. And almost necessary thanks to high inflation leaving you no other way to save your money from inflation (not like in the 70-80s when you could put your money on the bank for 5-20% interest depending on the country (even first world))

[Anonymous No.55202003]

>>55201976
No they're retarded and wrong, if you sold the top you could have bought lower.

[Anonymous No.55202009]

>>55201976
yes

[Anonymous No.55202033]

I can't believe the vix is this low. Does everyone see absolutely no risk ahead of next fomc rate decision? Aren't funds at least doing some hedging against a downside risk? isn't it how it works? risk management anyone?

[Anonymous No.55202037]

>>55202033
fed pause didnt you get the memo? its like, next week too.

[Anonymous No.55202055]

tfw cant afford more magnets
o well atleast war can be good for magnets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC_WbVzvKzw

[Anonymous No.55202059]

You do know that it’s over, right?

[Anonymous No.55202104]

>>55202059
why

[Anonymous No.55202326]

>>55200798
Buy high, sell low

[Anonymous No.55202328]

>oil
lmao

[Anonymous No.55202357]

>>55202328
HOLY FUCK WE'RE BACK TO THE LOW LEVELS WE'VE ONLY SEEN LAST WEEK

[Anonymous No.55202376]

>>55200957
Wait youre not that guy youre just cosplaying as him? lol

[Anonymous No.55202397]

>>55201949
Trade futures instead.
Tradovate trial, start today!

[Anonymous No.55202399]

>>55202357
Yes, after the nothingburger 10% Saudi cuts

[Anonymous No.55202417]

Guys is it normal to lose that weird "tingly" feeling in your chest that you once had with your long term gf?
How do I Profit of this?

[Anonymous No.55202423]

Bros, if any of you have an interactive brokers account, you should look into Verses AI, traded on NEO. market cap is 300 million and it's pumping pretty hard. If AI will be the new dotcom bubble there's no reason that it won't be at 3 billion soon. It's pretty hype worthy, main researcher is a famous neuroscientist who recently published a paper claiming he can build General Intelligence in about 2 years using his approach to computational neuroscience

DYOR of course

I have no idea if their ideas work (in fact their approach is not the currently successful attention only approach) but my case is more about speculating on AI hype, they are the only public and serious AI stock that refused to go with VCs so nothing is owned by strategic entities

[Anonymous No.55202429]

>>55202417
i thin it's normal for men to stop desiring sexually the same girl over and over

[Anonymous No.55202443]

>>55202399
nobody expected anything significant

[Anonymous No.55202444]

>>55202423
SCAM TICKER.

[Anonymous No.55202449]

>>55202444
What?

[Anonymous No.55202468]

>>55202423
>he can build General Intelligence in about 2 years
wow if he says so then that's 100% gonna happen

[Anonymous No.55202474]

>>55202449
Any pennystock with an HQ in vancouver = scam

[Anonymous No.55202477]

>>55202468
Did you bother to read my last paragraph?
Fuck this crab bucket, you guys will never get a tip from me again

[Anonymous No.55202486]

>>55202474
Kek, yeah that's reasonable

[Anonymous No.55202491]

>>55202474
HQ is LA though

[Anonymous No.55202530]

>>55202486
I once found a biotech pennystock being shilled with an HQ in vancouver and they had 300,000 dollars worth of chairs, and that was literally it on their balance sheet.

https://www.verses.ai/investor-resources
If you go here and look at their name change PDF it says they're from british columbia canada.

c3 ai also changed their name. They used to be a renewable energy company, then block chain company, and now they're an AI company. Verses changing their name is foreboding but not damning. Just be careful dude. For the record I am shorting c3 ai with $5 2025 puts, because they have no product.

[Anonymous No.55202551]

Oh shit US cocoa new ath today, LMAO, it won't stop

[Anonymous No.55202568]

>>55202530
>They used to be a renewable energy company, then block chain company, and now they're an AI company.
yeah those phony companies are really good shorts

[Anonymous No.55202567]

do another cut opec-kun

[Anonymous No.55202569]

Market open will be brutal today

[Anonymous No.55202576]

>>55202530
If it's a scam they tricked the lead researcher (who is a respected scientist, he's called Karl Friston, you can look him up), into researching for their scam.

The name change makes sense desu, they used to have a very vague broad focus but after CHATGPT came out, it became clear that ppl were willing to throw anything at AI companies. Which indeed happened if you look at their stock price.

If AI is the next dotcom bubble it doesn't really matter if they have a product because you'll have 0 revenue stocks in the billions of mc (they do have a product, though, multiple)

[Anonymous No.55202610]

Today is my time. This time for real.

[Anonymous No.55202621]

What stock should I YOLO daytrade today?

[Anonymous No.55202635]

>>55202621
>>55202397

[Anonymous No.55202641]

>>55202576
Guess I'll wait to see what GIA is

[Anonymous No.55202650]

>>55202610
>Does Chick Fil A serve milkshakes for breakfast? Get your morning off to a delightful start with Chick-Fil-A milkshakes. Yes, you read that right! Even during breakfast hours, you can indulge in the creamy, delicious goodness of their milkshakes.
Finally some good news.

[Anonymous No.55202653]

>>55201949
Google ex-dividend date. If you own the stock before ex-dividend date you can sell it the day after and whoever buys it they wont get the dividend.

[Anonymous No.55202664]

>>55202641
https://youtu.be/IJxNG57rk8M
CEO explains what it is in this vid, at length

[Anonymous No.55202671]

>>55202610
Today is a no news day, I expect tomorrow with China, at least for EU.

[Anonymous No.55202672]

>>55202567
am I supposed to be doing a bench press?
is she floating above me?
Why is there a bar there for her to lean on?

[Anonymous No.55202678]

>>55202671
have you seen 6M?
(((Yellen))) needs some cash

[Anonymous No.55202694]

>>55202672
Because a person who never lifted drew this. No clue what press he's doing. Hands wouldn't even be like this on a close-grip bench press, although there are some special form where you flare the elbows and you feel it in the muscles at the elbow.

It looks more like the bars on the seats in a fuckin rollercoaster.

[Anonymous No.55202735]

>>55202678
No, the USyieldcurve page only shows the day before. Do you have a webpage that's recent, on the day even hour/minute?

[Anonymous No.55202751]

>>55202678
My speculation also was that from monday onwards stocks will fall because of treasury buying. But after that SPX reacton on the fuckin really bad ISM data, I'm somewhat convinced this market isn't going to go down soon. Still holding my shorts, doesn't cost me money (Even receive money for overnight positions).

But that market is retarded, Yesterday was ABSOLUTE proof.

[Anonymous No.55202790]

>oil

[Anonymous No.55202827]

>futes

[Anonymous No.55202837]

>>55202664
anyone with that facial hair setup is not to be trusted

[Anonymous No.55202864]

>>55202790
Wtf, this one isn't even funny anymore. This looks like somebody put effort into it in contrast to the shitty other standard drawings of bobo and mumu.

[Anonymous No.55202909]

Bros, why the fuck are they fighting in Ukraine? Is there a Fucken stargate buried there or something?

[Anonymous No.55202926]

Divvy bros wya? I’m one year into funding my divvy Roth and I love seeing my PADI grow every 2 weeks. Focused on accumulating O and now that I’m over 100 shares I’m going to stack SCHD.

[Anonymous No.55202937]

>>55202735
apparently 6M got already slurped
see this massive spike: https://www.investing.com/rates-bonds/u.s.-6-month-bond-yield

[Anonymous No.55202948]

>>55202909
Russia is evil, chud

[Anonymous No.55202960]

>>55202937
Oh nice, thanks. I'm regularly using that usyieldcurve webpage who others post here with animegirls, but this is an individual chart.

Man, can these richfags finally pull their money out of the market and put it in treasuries and other shit? There is no growth anymore and yesterday showed it, despite spring and summer coming. People see prices coming down, they'll wait now.

[Anonymous No.55202973]

Also for those who missed this months update on the peer to peer lending portfolio. I’m sitting at a near 15% apy. When I started multiple posters assured me that I would have defaults after 2 months

[Anonymous No.55202976]

>>55202948

The more I realize “conspiracy theories” are real the more I lose grip on reality. Nothings real, everything’s fake, buy OIL, gold and silver.

[Anonymous No.55202995]

Good morning xirs

[Anonymous No.55203007]

>>55202973
This isn't your fuckin blog

[Anonymous No.55203016]

>>55203007
Yes it is retard. I don’t have a conventional blog

[Anonymous No.55203018]

who are the chuds going to boycott next?

[Anonymous No.55203021]

>>55203018
tlt and physical VIX shares

[Anonymous No.55203028]

>>55202909
Sort of.

[Anonymous No.55203053]

>>55203018
Please, anon, the term is sane people.

[Anonymous No.55203082]

vix dropping

[Anonymous No.55203119]

>>55203082
I really can't believe this shit. how are people this confident in this shitty macro, I wonder
>inb4 muh macro
UVXY is literally going to 1

[Anonymous No.55203160]

>>55202926
>4.9%
>SCHD crabs to hell & back
Ehh, my savings account is 4.5%, id rather put my limited roth investments into something else with more growth.

[Anonymous No.55203161]

>>55200986
Provincefag ici. Comme c'est dit: The thinner is the winner!

[Anonymous No.55203178]

>>55203160
SCHD with dividends included averaged 13% over the past 10 years. It hasn’t crabbed at all. The 4.5% interest rate you are receiving will only last as long as rates are sky high.

[Anonymous No.55203180]

Holy shit tech bros

[Anonymous No.55203209]

>>55202530
C3AI is the biggest joke in the whole market right now
>forward PE: 497
l m a o
they are a dog shit company, they don't have any good products, they have zero ability to scale
>so this is the power of a good ticker symbol
unironically only has rallied as everyone, and I mean everyone, is fucking retarded, and sees the symbol "AI" and goes
>oh! they must be doing great things with artificial intelligence! I want artificial intelligence exposure! Let me buy the stock that is literally called AI!!"
if you ever wanted hard, clinical proof that the market is retarded, irrational, that the efficient market hypothesis is wrong, look to the stock AI
I agree 100% with your position of $5 2025 puts
they will be bankrupt by then

[Anonymous No.55203249]

>>55203016
How many notes, and any delinquent? I still don't think that double digit returns are sustainable in Prosper...then again we are in a much different interest environment than a year ago. I'm the one that started with prosper in 2016. You still doing 1 $25 note/month?

[Anonymous No.55203268]

>>55203209
Even the name "C3AI". Is that a reference to C3PO? They gotta be some elaborate joke on investorfags.

"C3.ai was founded in 2009 by Thomas Siebel as "C3".[1] Originally the "C" in the company's name was a reference to "carbon" and the "3" was a reference to "measure, mitigate and monetize" because the company's original goal was to help manage corporate carbon footprints.[2] For some time in 2016 the company was named C3IoT and before that was briefly named C3 Energy.[3][1] The company went public in 2020.[1]"

LMAO

[Anonymous No.55203278]

>>55203209
“In the short term the market is a popularity contest; in the long term it is a weighing machine
Alwayshasbeen.png

[Anonymous No.55203292]

>>55200379
I’ve been accumulating.
Tons of cash, lots of hungry mouths in the world
AQB is down from $12 to 30 cents

[Anonymous No.55203294]

>>55202926
For me, it's VZ. The equivalent of buying KO during the Great Depression. DRIP, DRIP, DRIP...

[Anonymous No.55203302]

>>55203249
14 and 0 delinquent. Once time goes on and delinquencies catch up I’ll be happy with 8% apy. And yes I’m doing one or two $25 notes a month just to experiment. I finally bought a new note using interest paid to me. My goal is to get to the point where I can invest in 1 or 2 notes a month using only the interest paid to me and stop using outside capital.

[Anonymous No.55203307]

holy shit building permits in Canada fucking craters lmao forecast -2.9% act -18.8%
>a fucking leaf

[Anonymous No.55203316]

>>55203016
what's your distribution? I'm 3.5 years in and have an all time of 8.8% currently holding 181 notes with 3 late.

[Anonymous No.55203320]

>>55203307
fugg, my Lumber bags are about to get heemed

[Anonymous No.55203324]

>>55202567
>woman says she likes to watch you struggle as you're lifting heavy object
I would probably put object down before she tries to kill me with it.

[Anonymous No.55203329]

What buy-n-hold ETFs / sectors are gonna perform that best over the next year or two?

[Anonymous No.55203330]

>>55201487
no way she's struggling to bench that smallass weight hahahaha what is that like 5lb plate hahahaha

[Anonymous No.55203331]

>>55203307
bubbles burst they don't deflate

[Anonymous No.55203332]

>invest $100
>make a 10% profit
>cash out
>25% capital gains tax on $110
>left with $82.5

how do you even make money in this tax hell?

[Anonymous No.55203335]

>>55203316
Medium risk

[Anonymous No.55203348]

SEC SUES COINBASE

[Anonymous No.55203350]

>>55203332
its on your $10 profits only, retard

[Anonymous No.55203358]

>>55203332
You just set the sell price for 2 cents and hit the button. It's not rocket surgery.

[Anonymous No.55203364]

>>55203329
The large market cap stocks carry a lot of the weight of ETFs anyways. Might as well just buy them. AAPL, MSFT, GOOG, BRK, V, NVDA, and so forth.

[Anonymous No.55203403]

>>55202973
>>55203016
>>55203316
>>55203335
I did peer to peer lending and Im still waiting for my money from the debtors who defaulted because of covid and 2 sites exit scammed stealing 15% of my networth
one day you'll get absolutely heemed, there is a reason most of these peer to peer lending sites are based in eastern yurop

[Anonymous No.55203424]

red day

[Anonymous No.55203436]

>>55203403
That didn’t happen to you and won’t happen to me. And god does that feel good

[Anonymous No.55203439]

>>55200363
>gambles all her money
no lol she's gambling other people's money

[Anonymous No.55203455]

>>55203403
Also prosper is based in San Francisco not Eastern Europe like you implied

[Q No.55203470]

>>55200363
Buy Dollar General DG
Thank me later.

[Anonymous No.55203476]

>>55203302
Looking at my portfolio, and the notes out there, I think you should be able to get 8% pretty easily. Once I reached $10k invested, I pulled out 5k,and have been letting that churn. I wish they had a TOD, I'd work my way to 50k in there if they did.
I know I have some notes to buy...
>>55203403
What platform did you invest through? Defaults are write offs, it's part of the deal.

[Anonymous No.55203491]

>>55203470
That dividend growth is super attractive. Someone who bought in 2013 is currently yielding 10% annually

[Anonymous No.55203492]

>>55201775
probably because the debt ceiling was suspended so it's time for the government to issue a lot more treasuries.

[Anonymous No.55203504]

>>55203455
I haven't noticed you posting work pics anymore, did you get doxxed? How was vacation?

[Anonymous No.55203523]

>>55203470
it just fucking crashed dude

[Anonymous No.55203567]

>>55203523
Just as Walmart is drinking Target's milkshake as the economy goes down the shitter, the poverty stores will start doing the same for Walmart.

[Anonymous No.55203573]

>>55202926
>buy share
>get divvy
>share price drop by exact same amount
lol

[Anonymous No.55203588]

why does apple enjoy buckbreaking facebook so much?

[Anonymous No.55203602]

>>55203573
>retain full ownership of shares
>automatically get more shares
God it’s comfy being a divvy investor

[Anonymous No.55203607]

Bobros assemble. We have work to do.

[Anonymous No.55203608]

why does TSMC keep eating shit

[Anonymous No.55203612]

It's gonna turn green now

[Anonymous No.55203626]

>>55203607
not a chance

[Anonymous No.55203628]

>futures didnt rebound

Yeah, Im thinking we gigadump today bobos

[Anonymous No.55203632]

>>55203476
how common are As and AAs on that site? i feel like they don't have a reason to use something that isn't a bank for a loan, but if there's a decent amount of them i might give it a shot for the lower risk

[Anonymous No.55203644]

By the way did anyone bite on my DOLE shilling? It’s up 30% since I shilled it here in February. Ex dividend is coming up in a week or so

[Anonymous No.55203674]

>>55203632
Quite a few, so many that I'm trying to find lower grades that still meet my criteria.

[Anonymous No.55203698]

Hold on to your butts!

[Anonymous No.55203704]

>all markets red
>VIX green
>UVXY red

I want off Mr. Rothschilds wild ride

[Anonymous No.55203708]

>>55203632
a healthy amount, just setup auto invest A and AA only, deposit money, and they will fill eventually. my folio is heavy AA-B weighted and I have no shortage.

[Anonymous No.55203711]

>>55201483
ok i will now buy your product

[Anonymous No.55203734]

Anybody slurping PYPL yet? Would it yield a return before the next shemitah?

[Anonymous No.55203743]

>>55203704
>hurr durr
VIX is flat, VIX futures are red. Contango.

[Anonymous No.55203766]

>>55203704
>>55203743
yep we're just seeing people taking profit and back in cash. Vix has nothing to do here

[Anonymous No.55203767]

Look at the yields anon..
Look at the 2yr..
4.521%
Reminder: if the 2yr pushes 5% again, we will see more catastrophic bank failures
Reminder: JPM does not have the ability to absorb any more banks toxic assets

[Anonymous No.55203795]

>>55201162
>Is there something new?
Some glowing guy is claiming that the government has a fully intact alien spaceship in a hanger somewhere and he put this in a letter to congress as a result of the recent ARRO hearings. Is it fake and gay? Yes. When the "aliens" come, don't believe it.

[Anonymous No.55203801]

how the fuck am i supposed to make a sandwhich melt in the oven? if i put the stuff on the bread and put it in the oven the bread will still be cold. i have to toast the bread first in a toaster then put it in the oven. seems too much to do

[Anonymous No.55203837]

>markets down 0.2%

Oh nooooooo...the sky is falling

[Anonymous No.55203884]

>>55203801
Cook it on a pan like you're making grilled cheese. Put the pan in the oven after if it's not melted through enough. It helps to have everything room temperature first.

[Anonymous No.55203892]

next
>>55203890
>>55203890
>>55203890

[Anonymous No.55203902]

>>55203884
that makes more sense, ill try that later today

[Anonymous No.55203908]

>>55203801
>lightly toast bread in pan with butter
>assemble sandwich
>allow to melt and finish the toasting in oven

[Anonymous No.55203919]

>>55202837
Way I think about it, people pumped the market cap of crypto tokes that did nothing (actual scams) to 100 bil, they pumped Quantumscape to 100bil on the off chance that they might make a solid state battery ... I don't think AI is the place for fundamentals desu, if you wait for fundamentals you miss the boat
I made good money in crypto chasing hypes, much more than stocks, some things should be approached speculatively, not with fundamentals. Sometimes the question is "can this be hyped up" and not "will it truly work", you need to chase the money

[Anonymous No.55203995]

>>55203919
Correction, QS was more like 40 bil, I see.

[Anonymous No.55205544]

when are these companies gonna realize no one wants head tech gear. No one gives a shit, this isnt a 1970s sci fi thriller. As much as """they""" want us to forget the real world exists.