[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/biz/ - Business & Finance

View post   
File: 51 KB, 600x800, 1682965228211088.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
55195544 No.55195544 [Reply] [Original]

He patiently waits for his turn, he's 100% sober as ICP baggies have no money for booze.
His turn finally arrives, and he gets on stage.
>the ICP baggie selects «My Heart Will Go On» from Céline Dion
>tfw he has 0 pitch
Everyone is annoyed, and uncomfortably wait for the song to end.
All of a sudden, someone joins the stage.
An HBAR baggie joined the ICP baggie in an act of shitcoinery brotherhood.
>tfw HBAR baggie has 0 pitch too
The place is an absolute mess.
Finally, the song comes to an end.
>not a single clap
The HBAR baggie & the ICP baggie start making out on stage.
Everyone is horrified, and they get kicked out of the place.
They both leave happily and probably went to have gay sex.
Thing is, all HBAR & ICP baggies are massive faggots.

>> No.55196566
File: 118 KB, 647x1031, Avax-Chud.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
55196566

>>55195544
RENT FREE

>> No.55196814
File: 551 KB, 512x768, FsezMGTaIAA1I7e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
55196814

>>55196566
Writing all of this took me like 3 minutes anon.

>> No.55197281
File: 1.24 MB, 896x1344, 1679938853990379.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
55197281

>>55196566
cope

>> No.55197402
File: 544 KB, 1116x746, 8394839457934789234.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
55197402

>>55195544
I had to battle nausea throughout my reading but I must say this was beautifully done. 10/10 realistic scenario.

>> No.55197491
File: 71 KB, 900x900, IMG_20230605_171825_411.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
55197491

>>55196566
Kys faggot