/smg/ Juneteenth shopping season edition

[Anonymous No.55194899]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://nhentai.net/search/?q=tomboy
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com

>Options (trade these even if you haven't read any of these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com
https://www.finscreener.com

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Links for VZ baggies
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org
https://www.sprc.org
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com


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>>55191851

[Anonymous No.55194930]

Nigga you sposda put "Stock Market General" in the title. Now tha janny gonna foreclose on our asses.

[Anonymous No.55194933]

the fall is rubbish. pomping soon

[Anonymous No.55194934]

>>55194930
typical racist jannies

[Anonymous No.55194939]

>everyone is unironically busy watching the apple event
5 trillion by next year

[Anonymous No.55194943]

>NVDA LOD

[Anonymous No.55194957]

I left my venison summer sausage in the car for like 12 hours yesterday before I realized I forgot it out their. It's still probably safe to eat right?

[Anonymous No.55194958]

If you didn't sell 4300 SPX you're ngmi

[Anonymous No.55194964]

>>55194899
we really do be stealin n shieeeet doe

[Anonymous No.55194965]

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN APPLE INVENTED VR??

[Anonymous No.55194980]

>>55194899
its time to buy the dip

[Anonymous No.55194983]

>>55194964
the camera is also stolen

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55194987]

When are the human rights enthusiasts going to hold Apple accountable for their years of slave labor use, and give reparations to the Uhygurs in the form of Apple stock?

[Anonymous No.55194997]

>>55194987
Never.

[Anonymous No.55195002]

>>55194957
yes it is likely perfectly fine, i cant even imagine the smell in there.

[Anonymous No.55195005]

>Kids need 80 to 120 minutes a day of sunlight
Nigga, they in fuckin' school

[Anonymous No.55195008]

>>55194987
when they ban grindr from the apple store

[Anonymous No.55195011]

>>55194987
Any possible corporate accountability died when the narrative shifted away from rich vs. poor after 2008 to blame everything on racism and white supremacy

[Anonymous No.55195015]

>>55194983
was debating on posting that instead of the Ebonics I chose to post instead

[Anonymous No.55195016]

>>55195008
kek

[Anonymous No.55195023]

>>55195015
based. Credit given

[Anonymous No.55195036]

Here we go.

[Anonymous No.55195038]

>almost breaking 300k
only 15k away bros. major milestone for me uwu

[Anonymous No.55195039]

>>55195023
credit is all yours fren

[Anonymous No.55195042]

oppinions on TUP?

[Anonymous No.55195051]

>>55195042
plastics are being regulated and they have no moat.. not a fan to invest

[Anonymous No.55195053]

>>55195038
soon

[Anonymous No.55195054]

>>55195002
I mean it was sealed in a plastic bag and it wasn't really hot yesterday. I'm going to be super pissed if I can't eat it. It's jalapeno cheddar venison summer sausage and it's goddamn delicious. Also don't forget to buy DKNG.

[Anonymous No.55195059]

>>55194957
just return it back to the piggly wiggly and ask for a refund

[Anonymous No.55195063]

ITS GOING BACK UP

[Anonymous No.55195064]

>>55195015
>>55194983
>>55194964
If we stopped subsidizing "Future Engineers" birthrates with food stamps and Section 8 housing, we could cut the violent crime rate by HALF.

think of how much more business we could have all throughout America and how great that would be for the Markets.

[Anonymous No.55195076]

so google and youtube dont have the pride month colours? at least i dont see them here in germany when i browse these sites

[Anonymous No.55195077]

Wait do you need a huge screen? lol

[Anonymous No.55195087]

>>55195077
makes it easier and more comfortable

[Anonymous No.55195091]

TIM APPLE END YOUR EVENT YOU'RE KEEPING SOXL SUPRESSED

[Anonymous No.55195096]

10k goggles for medidation. Truly designed for soccermoms

[Anonymous No.55195102]

>>>/t/1211515
for your visionpro needs sirs

[Anonymous No.55195106]

>>55195059
I CANT JUST RETURN IT MY BROTHER IN LAW SHOT THE DEER AND HAD IT PROCESSED REEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[Anonymous No.55195115]

>its trash
Who could've possibly predicted this outcome?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55195117]

What I want to know is if these corporate companies really cared about the faggots and trannys, why aren't they doing any of the pride shit in Muslim majority countries?

[Anonymous No.55195119]

>>55195042
Zoomers can't cook and don't need to store leftovers. Company's a relic of the past and their customer base is dying off.

[Anonymous No.55195131]

>>55195064
Imagine how much more dangerous they would be if they weren't so obese though? Cops can't catch the ones we have, could you imagine the looting if they were hungry?
Long KO

[Anonymous No.55195136]

Fuck this I'm taking a nap.

[Anonymous No.55195149]

>>55195042
zoom zooms don't cook and pyrex common these days. it's unironically over for TUP unless they pivot to iphone and switch cases.

[Anonymous No.55195154]

>>55195042
I only use glass containers.

[Anonymous No.55195159]

Turn your head to switch from one app to the other? And then stay turned or turn back? THIS EXPLAINS NOTHING

[Anonymous No.55195161]

How come anons here always freak out when price reverses. Don't you guys know what you're doing?

[Anonymous No.55195174]

Holy shit that dump. Why don't people like the future?

[Anonymous No.55195177]

NOT LIKE THIS APPLE BROS

[Anonymous No.55195184]

>Apple singlehandedly tanking the market
>again
lmao

[Anonymous No.55195186]

Do niggers really think some gay AAPL VRAV conference is going to turn Tech around? Niggers you really THOUGHT AI would put the global economy on its shoulders and *SHRUG* past every country raising their rates. Dumb, low IQ niggers bought the NVDA top at 200x earnings??? Niggers did you not look at the 90 year spy chart from 1970-1980 and see rising inflation took spy on a lost decade (this is before kikes invented leveraged-inverse ETFs) so NO I will NOT be a NIGGER and lose money on the spy collapsing over the next 3 years.

[Anonymous No.55195187]

>>55195091
>Apple's stock price hits all time high and then when VR was announced, it has given up all its gains for the game and has practically fallen off a cliff
LMAO

[Anonymous No.55195191]

>>55195119
Unironically true. Zoomers think eating out is cheaper than buying groceries because they can't think past one meal.

[Anonymous No.55195195]

It's over

[Anonymous No.55195199]

>>55195119

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55195204]

>>55195187
I told everybody this was going to happen. Everyone can thank me for taking my advice and laughing at Apple all the way to the bank.

[Anonymous No.55195208]

WOAH THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT

[Anonymous No.55195209]

Pic related will forever mark the absolute top of Apple and signal the beginning of the next leg down for global markets. Thank you anon for the top signal

[Anonymous No.55195210]

HOLO LENS SAVE US

[Anonymous No.55195212]

Buy all the dips anons!

[Anonymous No.55195213]

No VR porn demo. Short into the ground.

[Anonymous No.55195220]

>>55195204
Shut the fuck up. You're never going to live down your reputation, it will forever be in tatters.

[Anonymous No.55195225]

This market is complete and utter garbage. Bull, bear, doesn't even matter. SPY moves like a shitty meme stock.

[Anonymous No.55195228]

>>55195187
>VR
When are these retarded CEOs going to understand that VR is a meme that nobody really wants. It's a fun tech demo that gets old after one use and then you put it in the closet and never touch it again. Fucking faggots are indirectly wiping out all my gains today

[Anonymous No.55195236]

I go to the grocery store and you fools let it dump?!

[Anonymous No.55195244]

>>55195149
Yeah this. If I need plastic containers I buy Chinese takeout and keep those new plastic containers they use these days.
If I'm buying something for myself I'd go pyrex so I can throw that shit in the microwave or oven directly from the fridge.

[Anonymous No.55195250]

>Apple Announces EyeSight For Vision Pro, An External Display That Shows Users Eyes
What's the point? That sounds like it would look really fucking weird to everyone around you, also.

[Anonymous No.55195258]

>>55195228
>It's a fun tech demo that gets old after one use
sounds like chatGPT

[Anonymous No.55195259]

>>55195228
I have an Oculus CV1 I bought some years ago right when it came out. I think I used it some the first week or two and haven't touched it since. I couldn't even tell you where it is. VR really is a meme until we have holodecks

[Anonymous No.55195265]

>>55195204
This >>55195220
>>55195208
I'm buying calls here. Writing is on the wall for this

[Anonymous No.55195267]

this is pretty mind blowing lol
actually considering halting all of my PC upgrades and just lay in wait for a good headset to come out. props to apple for pushing the space from "bulky garbage for nerds and virgins" to "face computer"

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.55195270]

I'm gonna cooom

[Anonymous No.55195271]

>>55195177
Beautiful Marge pattern

[Anonymous No.55195273]

>>55195250
Hold on, so you wear zee goggles and there's an EXTERNAL display that shows your eyes?

[Anonymous No.55195283]

Ay yo, man, I can play NBA games if I steal one of these?

[Anonymous No.55195295]

>>55195250

>>55195273
i want off

[Anonymous No.55195299]

>>55195273
Looks like it turns transparent or some shit.

[Anonymous No.55195300]

>>55195259
I blew a significant amount of money on the first gen Oculus and Vive headsets when they first came out. It really was pretty damn cool to play around with for a while, but I put everything away and took down the cameras after a few months and it's all been boxed up ever since.
>>55195273
Yeah it sounds really fucking weird.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55195301]

>>55195220
I know I was right, and basically, I told you so.

[Anonymous No.55195302]

>>55195236
I've had conversations with about a dozen people about zoomers in the workforce and we all have the exact same fucking stories. Basically every zoomer we've ever worked with literally struggles to put in an 8 hour work day, can work a full week without lying about something so they can call off, and literally want to get laid a 40 hour a week check to stay home and listen timo sound cloud mumble rap and vape. The future is so fucked if we don't beat zoomers into submission

[Anonymous No.55195304]

DIS and AAPL linked up
>not surprising

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.55195307]

BUY DIS NOW OR MISS OUT

[Anonymous No.55195315]

what happened to bearish tech-schitzo-anon?

[Anonymous No.55195318]

>That DIS god candle

[Anonymous No.55195320]

I can't watch this shit. I'm gonna vomit

[Anonymous No.55195321]

>>55195307

>>55195304
im not buying globohomo

[Anonymous No.55195327]

>>55195304
keep it or need it?

[Anonymous No.55195328]

>>55195302
Zoomies don't give a fuck about work because if they get fired they'll just get bailed by mommy and daddy once again, no biggie. Things are gonna start looking different once the boomers start dropping.

[Anonymous No.55195330]

What happened?

[Anonymous No.55195337]

>>55195299
>>55195295
>>55195300

Hold on I found it on /v/.

[Anonymous No.55195338]

>>55195330
Disney+ and 3D gimmicks are integrated.

[Anonymous No.55195340]

should I buy into VOO/QQQ or are there some negative optics around the corner apart from FOMC?

[Anonymous No.55195348]

>>55195337
will it cost 3000 $$$?

[Anonymous No.55195352]

>Please just buy my company, Tim.

[Anonymous No.55195353]

>>55195337
eyes need to be further apart.

[Anonymous No.55195357]

>>55195327

[Anonymous No.55195359]

>>55195250
Ok I tried to mock up what this might look like. No one could think this is a good idea unless you're trying to scare small children.

[Anonymous No.55195361]

>>55195330
>What happened?
You are going to virtual gulag.

[Anonymous No.55195366]

>>55195064
Why does Jack have a pocket in his skin? Why is he shirtless? Why does Rose look like she's in the Xmen (orange edition)?
I hate this image

[Anonymous No.55195367]

I've just lost everything

[Anonymous No.55195373]

>>55195328
I don't even know if it's that because a lot of zoomers come from single parent homes. They just don't give a fuck about anything. They either want to get rich being a YouTube influencer or a Instagram model, or they'll just live in their car in squalor. They don't have any realistic dreams or goals. It's just get rich doing nothing or bust. Hence why they're 40 shitcoin threads on /biz/ at any given time. They need to take the 10 commandments of investing from Charlie munger and apply them.

[Anonymous No.55195374]

>>55195337
Huh.
>>55195353
Kek

[Anonymous No.55195375]

Apple didn't even do anything with VR gaming which is where most of the market is. Do they want to fail their product on purpose? This is so dumb.

[Anonymous No.55195381]

>>55195359
Christ. explains the dump

[Anonymous No.55195386]

>>55195375
Neither did Meta

[Anonymous No.55195388]

>>55195337
lmao it's gonna look funny from an angle

[Anonymous No.55195391]

>>55195373
there is no country for old men

[Anonymous No.55195400]

>>55195386
What? Meta had tried at least to do gaming, and most of Carmack's time was spent on that.

[Anonymous No.55195404]

Are they seriously going to stop rate hikes? Does the Fed really believe that inflation is over?

[Anonymous No.55195405]

>>55195359
>ack ack
does it come with a raygun?

[Anonymous No.55195406]

>>55195400
It bore no fruit despite the billions wasted

[Anonymous No.55195408]

stock is gonna drop hard once they announce the price of like $3k

[Anonymous No.55195411]

>>55195375
Tim apple is trying to do what Steve jobs did by bullying your product to success no matter how dumb the idea is. The difference is Tim apple is a faggot and likes dicks in his ass and/or mouth

[Anonymous No.55195416]

>>55195375
>>55195386
And yet both will succeed.

[Anonymous No.55195417]

>>55195404
No, but they can't kill inflation. We need that to cut down the national debt.

[Anonymous No.55195420]

>>55195337
Gonna double as a great dust collector in the future

[Anonymous No.55195426]

you guys cant literally be this retarded, your takes on VR are some of the dumbest takes on any topic ever.
or like, d-day old for gods sake.

[Anonymous No.55195427]

>audio raytracing
uhh bros

[Anonymous No.55195440]

>12 cameras per headset
$3,999

[Anonymous No.55195448]

HERE COMES THE MIIs

[Anonymous No.55195449]

They are literally having a press conference on those document leaks at the same time as the apple vr demo. They are really trying to see just how easily they can distract retards.

[Anonymous No.55195455]

>>55195426
How many times has VR been tried, and how many times did it end up being a fad that went nowhere? Yes apple will probably have success with this product because apple trannies would literally buy a literal log of shit from apple as long as it has the logo because apple is a cult

[Anonymous No.55195459]

>>55195449
What document leaks.

[Anonymous No.55195461]

why doesn't the stock market news mention what is happening when SPY suddenly realizes some vol for the first time all day? the moves all come during fluff pieces.

[Anonymous No.55195463]

>>55195449
Don't care until the ayylmaos fuck with my lawn.

[Anonymous No.55195464]

>>55195449
How many weeks before indictment?

[Anonymous No.55195468]

>>55195459
aliens are real

[Anonymous No.55195470]

I sharted (shorted)

[Anonymous No.55195474]

>>55195468
Oh that? Literal nothing burger. All this based on what some guy claims. I need real evidence.

[Anonymous No.55195479]

>>55195474
mkay Scully calm down

[Anonymous No.55195480]

>>55195468
Elaborate plox

[Anonymous No.55195486]

>>55195479
lmao

[Anonymous No.55195503]

Until I get my very own 8ft+ tall alien wife that descends down to my house with massive feet for me to suck and fuck on I don't give a shit about some fucking supposed documents.

[Anonymous No.55195504]

Unitybros... we're going home.

[Anonymous No.55195513]

>>55195455
do you think that is because they focused heavily on the gaming and media experience instead of trying to integrate it into real life to solve problems?
imagine if cellphones started off as a way to play pacman, lmao

anyways, im on standby to be corrected I dont even like apple but its clear this is the first real VR headset ever made

[Anonymous No.55195514]

>>55195459
The ones leaked by the thuggshaker discord kek. One reporter called them out for saying there wasnt anything serious in them but also begging reporters not to publish them if they got them.
>tldr on leaks
>Us special forces have been in Ukraike for months
>No one in washington actually expects Ukraine to win
>They know 100s of mil has being stolen by corruption and they dont give a shit
Basically Ukraine is Afghanistan part deux but everyone already knew that

[Anonymous No.55195523]

>>55195504
what the fuck is going on with unity? everyone goes to blender now.

[Anonymous No.55195539]

>>55195514
Yeah nobody but /chug/ ziggers gives a single fuck about this.

[Anonymous No.55195540]

>>55195523
Apparently Apple's (ticker: AAPL) VisionOS (TM) is partnering with Unity for app development.

[Anonymous No.55195562]

>>55195539
Case in point this glowie or bootlicking retard. I dont even think they need to have the press conference at this point. Americans are so cucked they think shrugging their shoulders about being robbed is a sign of maturity

[Anonymous No.55195568]

>>55195513
What other use does VR have honestly. Zuck tried to integrate it into an office setting but that's fucking retarded and unnecessary which is why it failed.

[Anonymous No.55195572]

Nigga, I ain't gonna pay $3499.

[Anonymous No.55195578]

>$2499
>APPL drops like a rock
TOP KEK

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.55195579]

Yo that was the longest Apple event
You know what that means, APPL never fails

[Anonymous No.55195581]

>>55195562
>if he disagrees with my obsession he must be a glowie
Ok retard

[Anonymous No.55195585]

RED ON THE PRICE

[Anonymous No.55195588]

fucking manipulated dogshit fuck market
just look at the VIX after they do some massive 0dtes blocks
they don't even fucking care anymore

[Anonymous No.55195590]

180 broken, GG

[Anonymous No.55195595]

>>55195581
I also said or retarded bootlicker but interesting you got more triggered by the first part.

[Anonymous No.55195605]

Only costs the same as 10 quests. Not bad.

[Anonymous No.55195606]

The price is dropping my basterds

[Anonymous No.55195614]

Apple is dying oh no no no no no n o

[Anonymous No.55195619]

>>55195595
>>>/pol/
Nobody gives a fuck about your retarded obsession with geopolitics. You have to go back.

[Anonymous No.55195620]

>>55195302
That is the future anon, why participate in a rigged society?
fr fr

[Anonymous No.55195621]

>>55195614
looks like tim cuck's headset or whatever was dogshit

[Anonymous No.55195623]

>>55195568
presenting the disgustingly garbage ridden foul society in a better light in 10 years
browsing, creating and editing models in 3d space
live delivery of critical information in visual and audio mediums to workers in the field or in remote locations
sexual degeneracy and basic vanity

[Anonymous No.55195628]

APPLE KILLED THE MARKET
AND THE MARKET KILLED APPLE

[Anonymous No.55195632]

IT'S OVER IT'S FUCKING ALL OVER

[Anonymous No.55195636]

>oil
lmao, haha even

[Anonymous No.55195642]

SELL SELL SELL!

[Anonymous No.55195644]

It’s over

[Anonymous No.55195646]

>>55195636
saudis will be mad
more ouchies for short sellers soon™

[Anonymous No.55195649]

>>55195636
I thought oil speculators were going to be ouching. Are they still ouching?

[Anonymous No.55195655]

>apple shit ends
>all markets go red

topkek

[Anonymous No.55195654]

>>55194899
>2 unmatching shoes
>2 champion sweatshirts
ill give you tree fiddy for the lot

[Anonymous No.55195657]

>>55195636
Don't fight the SPR.

[Anonymous No.55195659]

>>55195636
oh no, the gap closed

[Anonymous No.55195662]

>>55195486
Maybe scully was aliens all along
GD RTX LMT

[Anonymous No.55195668]

>never once gave a single shit about unity stock

BROS HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME I COULD HAVE BOUGHT THIS MORNING AHHHHH I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN

IM STUCK BAGHOLDING SHITTY AI MEME STOCKS

[Anonymous No.55195669]

I slurped
It went up
Then it went down again

[Anonymous No.55195675]

mega cap rugpull
this will be bad for delusional mumus

[Anonymous No.55195679]

MVIS holding steady

[Anonymous No.55195684]

>>55195636
Time for another voluntary 1mmbpd cut. kek.

[Anonymous No.55195688]

>>55195644
3,5k FOR SCUBA DIVING GOGGLES

[Anonymous No.55195689]

>>55195628
About fucking time APPL was the only thing running green throught the entire Bear market.

[Anonymous No.55195690]

>>55195636
>70$~ a barrel
>still 1.70$/L at the pump
Such BS. What will happen if oil goes back over 100$ a barrel? Will we be seeing 3$/L at some point?

[Anonymous No.55195692]

>>55195662
Stop posting my portfolio, please.

[Anonymous No.55195693]

$3499 US DOLLARS? are you squidding me? no wonder apple is dumping

[Anonymous No.55195700]

>>55195690
>>55195636
72 a barrel. We gotta get down to 60 before it's a real dump.

[Anonymous No.55195701]

Reminder that it works until it doesn't. I tried to warn you.

[Anonymous No.55195706]

>>55195693
>$3499
lol, kek even

[Anonymous No.55195707]

>>55195693
rofl that was fast.

[Anonymous No.55195712]

>natural gas inverses oil
>but then later in the day, follows oil
So is it a bear play, a bull play or just a really bad play?

[Anonymous No.55195724]

>>55195636
>>55184974

[Anonymous No.55195725]

>>55195693
lmao. Apple is fucking retarded, it's like these out of touch faggots never bothered to ask a normal person what they'd think of this goofy garbage.

[Anonymous No.55195732]

>>55195675
what will this mean for me running a SPY wheel strat? Had to part with my shares on Fri @ $421 & $423, bought back in on open and sold a 20 delta weekly covered call and a cash secured put. Have 2 more of each to sell by week's end. But now the cost basis of my new shares is $428. Am I heemed? What happened this afternoon? This morning's weird price action and now this action in the afternoon cant just be because of an annual AAPL tech conference can it? Did the big boys get off their yachts and decide to do some trading for once? What is this shit?

[Anonymous No.55195734]

>>55195701
>cheapies inbound
Is this supposed to be bad news anon?

[Anonymous No.55195735]

You were supposed to show me what to copy, Tim.

[Anonymous No.55195737]

>>55195693
>that pic

[Anonymous No.55195739]

>>55195328
>NOOOO YOU NEED TO WORK HARDER SO MR GOLDSTEIN CAN MAKE MORE MONEY!
>YOU CAN'T WORK FROM HOME AND SHITPOST ON 4CHAN AND WORK ON YOUR HOBBIES ALL DAY!
die mad boomer

[Anonymous No.55195741]

>>55195734
it is if you are like me who has no form of income other than his inherited mutual funds that you live off of and pay bills with

[Anonymous No.55195745]

>>55195712
You're betting on shale depletion rates, electricity demand, and the weather. It's an absurd play.

[Anonymous No.55195750]

>saw apple falling
>cycled profits into bonds/gold
Good lord, why am I so excellent at stonks?

[Anonymous No.55195752]

[Anonymous No.55195757]

>>55195693
But I have to COOM

[Anonymous No.55195760]

Why the fuck is the price holding on, Bobros...

[Anonymous No.55195764]

>>55195741
Time to buy money market funds

[Anonymous No.55195766]

>>55195701
>Back to 2008 valuations
LET'S FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55195772]

>>55195760
joos

[Anonymous No.55195777]

>>55195706
>>55195693
3,5k is actually cheap if you compare it to what they want for a phone

[Anonymous No.55195782]

>>55195734
The only people actually playing options are Bears. Bulls all went into long buys and playing with snibs.

Everyone know we just hit the local top and are going to head towards the local bottom as the FOMC approaches.

>>55195701
Also
>4133
Update your chart you faggot we are in disbelief the only way will get a gigantic capitulation is if they ban shorting banks again.

[Anonymous No.55195788]

>>55195760
>bobos thought a 3499 headset would kill the rally
lmao trapped again thanks for the cheap SOXL calls

[Anonymous No.55195790]

>>55195750
Can you believe Tim Apple wants nearly 2 ounces for that piece of shit?

[Anonymous No.55195791]

>>55195760
niggaz like me are out here sclapin 200 lot 0 dte long calls during this action... how does that affect things?

[Anonymous No.55195802]

>>55195788
Not again

[Anonymous No.55195826]

>>55195802
Why did he do it?

[Anonymous No.55195827]

SOXL gap fill back to 21.50 incoming

[Anonymous No.55195829]

>>55195788
How do you suppose Zoggple's target audience is going to afford 3500 dollaroo ski glasses on top of all the other massively overpriced, plannedly obsolete slop they keep buying? In this economy?

[Anonymous No.55195835]

>>55195690
Seems like you're misunderstanding the steps involved. Crude oil doesn't magically become gas/diesel at your local gas station for free.
The inflated price you're still seeing is due to a few factors:
>refinery margins sitting permanently 2x pre-covid. No new refineries getting built due to climate alarmism.
>crude and product tanker rates have gone 5x since Ukraine due to the Russian barrel side-journey to/from India.
>eco taxes ramp higher every year. Some may have been temporarily lifted during the peak crude shortage last spring.
Plus, no one in the US uses liters to price gas. You're probably some eurocuck hit by currency weakness making the local price feel expensive. Worse, you may be a leaf.

[Anonymous No.55195839]

>>55195745
I'm not betting on anything except KOLD going back to 64 to fill that gap, even though it's an etf, because it always seems to fill the gaps for reasons I don't understand. Bots trading maybe.

[Anonymous No.55195840]

>>55195829
4 year payment plan. Same shit they do with their overpriced phones and tablets.

[Anonymous No.55195843]

>>55195788
>He thinks the rally isn't over.

[Anonymous No.55195844]

>>55195790
It's crazy, 2x the price of the failed Google Glass which looked better, was smaller and didn't require an external battery. I know this does games as well but I don't think people with that kind of money like Frankendevices. Why spend $3600 on something that doesn't know if it's a VR headset or AR glasses when you can buy one of each that do their respective jobs better?

[Anonymous No.55195846]

>>55195829
its a nothing burger like the 1000 dollar monitor stand

[Anonymous No.55195856]

>>55195187
They learned nothing Faceberg, so they go and make the same fucking mistake
dumbasses

[Anonymous No.55195860]

>>55195835
I am a leaf so your worst guess was accurate. Thanks for the explanation.

[Anonymous No.55195865]

>>55195328
Once boomers die we'll no longer read articles about how 75yos are being trained to take jobs away from 25yos because the 75yos will work for basically free 'for fun' and businesses will be squeezed to actually pay people money.

Boomers have actively destroyed the workforce multiple times out of narcissism and idiocy.

[Anonymous No.55195866]

>>55195843
you had an entire red year quit being greedy.

[Anonymous No.55195870]

>>55195829
Bro listen. The consumer is still buying like crazy. Not sure how but they have adjusted to higher inflation.

[Anonymous No.55195873]

>>55195764
This seems like it's too good to be true. What's the catch though?

[Anonymous No.55195872]

Christ, even this oil dump isn't helping inflation.

[Anonymous No.55195881]

>>55195829
lol,
lmao even

[Anonymous No.55195884]

>>55195829
I assume this has to do with their foray in to banking as well as trying to get their first market attempt before everyone has a gorillion dollars like the last few years.

[Anonymous No.55195886]

>>55195539
>>55195581
Kek you literally brought up a pol thread. Rent free fagggot.

[Anonymous No.55195895]

>>55195872
looks kinda sticky Mr Powell.

[Anonymous No.55195896]

and just like that i'm making money again

[Anonymous No.55195900]

>>55195739
Who the hell said you couldn't work from home? I'm not the type that thinks working from home is bad.

[Anonymous No.55195914]

>>55195865
>Boomers
Weird way to say shitskins but whatever. Glad I sold my covered calls this morning.

[Anonymous No.55195916]

THEY ARE STILL SLURPING EVERY DIP FUCKING COMPLACENT RETARDS

[Anonymous No.55195918]

>>55195872
Next CPI report will be incredibly lowballed.
m/m will be negative for immediate euphoric effect,
to be revised to a positive value down the line.

[Anonymous No.55195925]

>>55195914
Why not both.

[Anonymous No.55195934]

These are shitcoin tier scamwicks am i right fellas?

[Anonymous No.55195936]

>>55195886
Sir this is /biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55195937]

Sorry Bobo but Snibs and Bobo won't be letting you cum today... hehe oh hey a chart saying 08 soon... you do know they banned short selling in 08 right before the big crash. Heh sorry Bobo but they are gonna cage you with no chance of cooming. The game was rigged from the start.

[Anonymous No.55195945]

>>55195918
>he thinks deflation is bullish

[Anonymous No.55195950]

>>55195916
You would too if you knew how high inflation really was. You'd run to any asset that wasn't cash, regardless of valuation.

[Anonymous No.55195954]

>>55195895
Better jawbone a quarter point hike two months from now.

[Anonymous No.55195962]

>gain 180k
>lost 180k in 2 years
it hurts so much..... is rope expensive nowadays?

[Anonymous No.55195963]

>>55195934
Shorts getting filled hitting a local top and then algos selling off. Did the same at 400, 410, 420 and will do the same for 430 then 440, 450, 460... 500, 510...

[Anonymous No.55195964]

>>55195739
meant for >>55195302

[Anonymous No.55195969]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.55195972]

>>55195962
Well, demand is at an all time high...

[Anonymous No.55195985]

>>55195693
basado

[Anonymous No.55195989]

>>55195873
If the market pumps you miss the pump, and your money may not be insured like a bank account. Realistically a Vanguard MMF isn't going bust.

[Anonymous No.55195991]

>>55195950
shut the fuck up people are buying NFTs again you dumb nigger how is the economy slowing down / inflation down?

[Anonymous No.55196005]

>>55195486
W O U L D
O
U
L
D

[Anonymous No.55196016]

>>55195752
kek

[Anonymous No.55196035]

>>55195963
>Shorts getting filled
so all those bottom whiskers on the first few candles are shorts buying to close the dip in large volume?
>and will do the same for 430 then 440, 450, 460... 500, 510...
i hope so, for my SPY wheel's sake.

[Anonymous No.55196073]

I dont know what to buy.

[Anonymous No.55196074]

>>55195969

[Anonymous No.55196086]

Wait the apple headset is actually $3500?!! Holy shit I thought you guys were memeing. Goddamn apple has been high on their own farts for so long they've completely lost touch with reality.

[Anonymous No.55196105]

>>55196086
>Goddamn apple
i read this as Goldman apple, same difference

[Anonymous No.55196107]

>>55194957
eat it and kys anime poster

[Anonymous No.55196113]

>>55196074

[Anonymous No.55196114]

>>55196086
What was the price of the other competitors? I really don't know it. Is 3500 typically overpriced in AAPL fashion?

[Anonymous No.55196115]

AAPL is spending a ton on gorilla advertising across all boards.

[Anonymous No.55196117]

>>55196086
$3500? What do you need $4500 for? I can't possibly give you $5500!

[Anonymous No.55196127]

Also, >>>/g/ is fucking comedy gold right now.

[Anonymous No.55196135]

Steve Apple is laughing his ass off right now

[Anonymous No.55196137]

>>55196117
kek.
This. Broke consoomers will unironically happily pay higher premium prices.

[Anonymous No.55196146]

>>55196114
They were basically no less than a third of the cost for the high end ones, which is why this is absolutely laughable.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55196149]

You know what these apple headsets look pretty cool, i'ma get one for me and one for gookfu.

[Anonymous No.55196151]

>this is the future okay just fork over the $3500
lmao

[Anonymous No.55196155]

>>55196113

[Anonymous No.55196158]

>>55196115
It's the only thing going on right now. Check the economic calendar: totally dead. No F.E.D. speakers, no big data.

[Anonymous No.55196186]

>>55196146
So.. Google and Meta (I think they had such Googles) "only" wanted about 1-1,5k? What were their names? Oculus, and?

[Anonymous No.55196187]

>>55196127
iGoyggles is what I'm calling this headset from now on

[Anonymous No.55196194]

>>55195302
>NO YOU HAVE TO WAGE SLAVE X AMOUNT OF HOURS PER DAY/WEEK!

[Anonymous No.55196195]

Apple goggles crashed the market.

[Anonymous No.55196205]

did this nigga really say 2 hours battery life for the head mounted iphone?

[Anonymous No.55196207]

>>55196187
*iFocles

[Anonymous No.55196215]

>>55195829
Imagine thinking 3500 is a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.55196221]

>>55196158
initial jobless claims Thursday although those seem to have lost their luster due to everyone declaring a fed pause at the next meeting based on nothing but speculation. Papa Jerome should do the needful and hit these goys with another 25 points just because the market is currently laughing him off

[Anonymous No.55196232]

>>55196194
No you can sit at home and play vidya all day until your parents die and you burn through all the inheritance cash. Then you can live in a tent city shooting up fent , but hey at least you showed them boomers amirite?

[Anonymous No.55196233]

It'll replace my TV to make me a giant imax home cinema. Worth the price of 3 iphones.

[Anonymous No.55196236]

>>55196187
>>55196207
i like the goy name better

[Anonymous No.55196235]

>>55196215
For garbage, yes

[Anonymous No.55196244]

We virtual reality now

[Anonymous No.55196247]

>>55196221
The last time we saw Powell with balls was Jackson Hole. He's pussied out at literally every juncture since.

[Anonymous No.55196253]

>>55196233
But how many Walmarts is it?

[Anonymous No.55196261]

>>55194899
WAKANDA

[Anonymous No.55196263]

>>55196253
About 16 Ukraines (post-war).

[Anonymous No.55196268]

Do I keep my shorts overnight

[Anonymous No.55196286]

>>55196268
Yes we need you to fill the gap with your dead body.

[Anonymous No.55196291]

>AAPL
WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS SHIT!?

[Anonymous No.55196293]

>>55196232
would I actually own the tent?

[Anonymous No.55196294]

>>55196221
are there market makers for fed funds futures? i dont like thinking too deeply about them because i get a little schizo about it. A fed meeting isn't a quantitative event, how could there be probabilities on a qualitative decision made by a group of people behind closed doors. It isnt a random sample where probabilities can even be calculated from. These "probabilities" are just a reflection of the speculators in the fed funds futures market, which who the fuck are those faggots and what kind of inside info are they trading on to move the "probabilities". Can a retail goy like me hop in and speculate with these guys? And if so, why would they want to?

[Anonymous No.55196305]

>>55196244
>apple makin dis broke nigga i'm fuckin look like ryan goslin n sheit

[Anonymous No.55196308]

>>55196293

[Anonymous No.55196310]

>>55196293
lol no

[Anonymous No.55196312]

just wrote some credit spreads on disney. 90 2024 short , 80 2024 long

[Anonymous No.55196318]

>>55196293
Well, you would rent to own. Give it 30 years and if you're a good boy you might own the tent.

[Anonymous No.55196326]

>>55196293
What do you think?

[Anonymous No.55196327]

>>55196312
why did you choose those strikes instead of say 90 long and 100 short?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55196329]

These iGoggles are going to be about as impactful on the economy as the fax machine.

[Anonymous No.55196332]

>>55196286
Fine, because you asked so nicely

[Anonymous No.55196337]

>>55196232
nigger stfu, I made myself a job where I draw hentai and I live with my parents, I'm going to inherit the house .I'm not even a zoomie. I'm glad most males are dropping out of the "slaveforce" and neeting out. Most men aren't getting pussy because hypergamy is real and women were brain washed because they are such dumb whores.There's no point to this western society anymore.Stop adhering to this 1950's line of thinking. Imagine paying a buttload of taxes so Stacy can raise Tyrones son. Yeah no.
The sooner this fuck fest ends the better. Accelerationionism is the only way.

[Anonymous No.55196347]

>MOC IMBALANCE 377 MLN BUY-SIDE.
Buy it all. Today.

[Anonymous No.55196348]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.55196350]

>>55196308
kek

[Anonymous No.55196352]

>>55196293
>>55196326
Just steal it what are they going to do find you in the woods and take the tent back?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55196356]

Apple is listerally trying to turn everybody into that nigger from star trek.

[Anonymous No.55196367]

>>55196327
writing puts not calls

[Anonymous No.55196370]

>>55196294
Whatever the Fed sets is the overnight price of money at a certain time. So just like you guess the price of crude oil in future months, you can guess the price of overnight money: https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/secured-overnight-financing-rate-futures.html

[Anonymous No.55196375]

>>55196348
+0.2%

[Anonymous No.55196381]

>>55196356
He was also the Reading Rainbow guy.

[Anonymous No.55196382]

>>55196367
gotcha, gl

[Anonymous No.55196397]

>>55196337
>I made myself a job where I draw hentai
Fucking kek I'm sure that's a sustainable lifestyle.
>I'm not a zoomer
That makes it WAY more pathetic. Like I said before. Your parents will die, you'll inherit their money and house. You'll let the house go to shit because you're a NEET with no skills and burn through all the cash. You'll either be living in your car or a tent.

[Anonymous No.55196427]

>>55196397
damn this wagie is mad

[Anonymous No.55196432]

>>55196370
interesting, but the SOFR futures are different than fed funds futures. But either way sounds like these are products for niggaz trying to short US interest rates... that's not a retail goy trade

[Anonymous No.55196438]

>>55196337
ur """"job""""" is gay and so are u faget

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55196439]

>>55196397
i dunno bro, people will pay a fortune for the really degenerate stuff

[Anonymous No.55196474]

I wanted to be a boglehead, not a gogglehead.
Also everyone should be paying of debt so we can go back to 0% rates

[Anonymous No.55196479]

>>55196432
Whatever, same deal. /ZQ is what they use in the methodology for Fedwatch: https://www.cmegroup.com/articles/2023/understanding-the-cme-group-fedwatch-tool-methodology.html

And that's basically the same as the 30-day SOFR:
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/stirs/30-day-federal-fund.html
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/stirs/one-month-sofr.quotes.html

Rates are gay and obtuse but any retail >futures trading account has access.

[Anonymous No.55196485]

what the fuck is going on

[Anonymous No.55196495]

>>55196485
what are earnings

[Anonymous No.55196514]

>>55196308
fuckin based
though i am more of a tarp pitch man

[Anonymous No.55196519]

>>55196495
im too retarded so you'll have to look for yourself https://www.stocktitan.net/news/GTLB/git-lab-reports-first-quarter-fiscal-year-2024-financial-1kdj0cmk3gpd.html

[Anonymous No.55196537]

>>55196244
>Put on goggles
>you now can fuck fat chicks that you think are thin

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55196540]

>>55196519
It's just going up because everybody is tweeting about pride month and the scrapers are picking up retards on twitter typoing LGBT.

[Anonymous No.55196562]

New Bread

>>55196544
>>55196544
>>55196544
>>55196544

[Anonymous No.55196570]

>>55196397
mad as hell

[Anonymous No.55196579]

>>55196519
>“With AI revolutionizing how companies develop, secure, and operate software, we believe GitLab is positioned as the leading AI-powered DevSecOps platform,” said Sid Sijbrandij, GitLab CEO and Co-Founder. “Today, we deliver more AI-powered capabilities to customers than any other DevSecOps platform. Our vision builds on that foundation to encompass the full software development lifecycle - from planning and development to security, deployment, and maintenance. With GitLab customers accelerate the time to value of their digital transformation efforts.”

>“Revenue of $126.9 million grew 45% organically year-over-year, and our non-GAAP operating margin improved by approximately 1,700 basis points year-over-year as the team continued to focus on addressing customer priorities and improving operating efficiency,” said Brian Robins, GitLab Chief Financial Officer. “Against a backdrop of macroeconomic uncertainty, customers are looking to our AI-powered DevSecOps platform to drive efficiencies, increase productivity, and accelerate their pace of innovation. We are poised to make the most of the estimated $40B total addressable market opportunity before us.”

>AI AI AI AI AI
>revenue increasing loses decreasing

Basically people don't think they are a shitco anymore.

[Anonymous No.55196581]

>>55196485
GitGreen

[Anonymous No.55196646]

>>55196537
You still feel their fat anon

[Anonymous No.55196678]

>>55196579
They should be thanking MSFT for buying GitHub. I know at least one large tech company that switched to Gitlab over copyright concerns.

[Anonymous No.55196691]

>>55196348
>+3.5%

back to even so thats good.

[Anonymous No.55196901]

>>55195693
A fucking phone costs 2k, you think consoomers arent going to pay up?

[Anonymous No.55197001]

>>55196397
I make above a medium wage in my europoor country so i'm not even tripping. I'm making more now then when I was wage slaving at a museum kek.
Also I do love and I'm my own boss,which is great.

based zoomies getting e-gigs and getting into e comerce shit. Also, based tradies who are their own bosses and will make bank in the future. Everyone else is a fucking slave.

[Anonymous No.55197022]

>>55196244
Can I trade with these things + a neralink? No buttons required, just placing orders with my thoughts?