/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.55191851]

Hello Fellas Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://nhentai.net/search/?q=tomboy
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com

>Options (trade these even if you haven't read any of these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com
https://www.finscreener.com

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Links for VZ baggies
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org
https://www.sprc.org
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com
https://tradingeconomics.com


Previous thread: >>55188055

[Anonymous No.55191863]

>>55191860

[Anonymous No.55191870]

Finally, a new bread.

[Anonymous No.55191875]

Sold tqqq calls last week, what do I buy now? Soxl? $5.5k

[Anonymous No.55191879]

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

[Anonymous No.55191880]

AITX bros...

[Anonymous No.55191881]

Nasdaq double top 2023 QQ 2028?

[Anonymous No.55191885]

there are anons with us now who don't understand the basic fundamentals of investing.
>the
>line
>go
>up

[Anonymous No.55191893]

>>55191881
Double top Q4 2024

[Anonymous No.55191901]

Insane strength on the indexes today. There's like a door jam slammed into them. They want to go down and can't.

[Anonymous No.55191903]

SOXLbros, I don't understand. I was told nothing can stop this semi rally.

[Anonymous No.55191905]

I have a bad feeling about this /smg/ already

[Anonymous No.55191906]

SPY had some weird price action this morning... anyone care to comment? I'm done for the day already. Hit my daily goal, no longer banned by the jannies... time to shitpost with the fellas

[Anonymous No.55191910]

RELEASE ME FROM THESE FUCKING BBAI BAGS ALREADY. YES I KNOW THE IRONY OF BUYING A MEME STOCK CALLED BIG BEAR HAHA I GET IT JUST FUCKING LET ME BREAK EVEN AT LEAST

[Anonymous No.55191915]

>Reminder that on Friday we saw the largest call buying relative to put buying of the last 6 months
>Reminder that large call buying can (sometimes) be bullish triggering gamma squeeze(s)
>Reminder that index calls are in general more professionals than individual equity calls
>But also remember that excessive bullishness is very bearish
>Remember that when everyone is aggressively buying calls, the market maker doesn't want them all to expire ITM
>Reminder that we won't crash when everyone is sitting in puts... only when everyone is in calls
Keep your ear to the ground
>2yr yield 4.558% (lol fell to 4.46% on ISM news)
if the 2yr yield pushes 5% again, watch out below - more banks will blow up like fireworks
the more positive economic news we get, the more growth expectations will push up bond yields, the more that yields get pushed up, the more banks will fail and the more lending standards will tighten and the less loan origination/rolling of loans, the more lending standards tighten and the less loan origination/rolling, the less money supply growth / liquidity (negative) and the less economic growth
the hotter the economy runs, the higher interest rates will move = more systemic bank failures / credit crisis
if yields cool off - cool, stay long
if yields continue to rise sharply, GTFO!!
>reminder that bonds currently have over 94% IV rank
>reminder that bond traders are professionals
>why is bond IV (rank) so high, anon?
>what do they know that you don't?

[Anonymous No.55191917]

>>55191851
>>55191730
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[Anonymous No.55191918]

>>55191879
Aren't italians just the niggers of the 70'/80s???
>>55191881
2023-2033

[Anonymous No.55191919]

>DPST
GET THE WADA NIGGA

[Anonymous No.55191926]

>>55191903
Wow, its already Lasagna Day

[Anonymous No.55191927]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.55191933]

Dump. Everything.

[Anonymous No.55191935]

Oh is the market realizing the data is shit? Finally. EU dumping harder again on US data, it's retarded.

[Anonymous No.55191946]

now is the time to go into SQQQ

[Anonymous No.55191967]

gook poster hasnt posted in a while. not sure if thats bullish or not

[Anonymous No.55191976]

SPY feels easier to trade than the NQ these days. Weird price action this morning. Was it just my broker being shit or was there zero trades for around a 5 minute period on SPY? I didn't see any halt news but it shows as a gap in time on my broker.

[Anonymous No.55191997]

[Anonymous No.55191999]

>>55191976
I wasn't watching it as closely as I would on my most mornings, but check the time & sales and you'll get your answer or give me the period you think that occurred and I can check when I get a chance.

[Anonymous No.55192011]

What’s happening

[Anonymous No.55192012]

>>55191976
>was there zero trades for around a 5 minute period on SPY?
i noticed that, and during that time the spread on my 0 dte option position got really wide, like $0.40 cents wide. weird action today

[Anonymous No.55192022]

>>55192012
>the spread
the bid/ask spread i mean, not an options spread

[Anonymous No.55192023]

Sell or hold my pltr $16 calls that exp this Friday? Up 80% on them and bought market close Friday

[Anonymous No.55192028]

>>55192011
Its joever

[Anonymous No.55192033]

>>55192011
literally no news

[Anonymous No.55192034]

/smg/ is dead.

[Anonymous No.55192051]

>>55192034

[Anonymous No.55192060]

>SOFI
I shilled it for months and the day I try to time it with the student debt pause ending I get fucked

[Anonymous No.55192069]

>>55192060
Never buy your own shilled tickers
Rule 1 of /smg/

[Anonymous No.55192078]

>>55192011
>>55192033
lmao stfu ISM

[Anonymous No.55192077]

>>55192051

[Anonymous No.55192083]

>>55191999
I'm pacific standard time. It shows occurring around 6:51-6:56, or 21 minutes after the opening bell.

[Anonymous No.55192098]

They unslurped…

[Anonymous No.55192125]

Switched from bearish to bullish last month, I'm up 10%.

Never bet against America, I learned my lesson.

[Anonymous No.55192128]

S&P flat while Russell baby dying, ffs.

[Anonymous No.55192129]

They can't keep doing this to us oil bros...

[Anonymous No.55192139]

>>55192128
Russell pumped last Friday. Unfortunately, no one actually wants to own smallcaps so it was just a setup for equivalent dumping this week.

[Anonymous No.55192143]

The real fun starts at 1pm

[Anonymous No.55192170]

>>55192143
I thought that operation announcement was postponed?

[Anonymous No.55192178]

>>55192011
Ids

[Anonymous No.55192179]

>>55192143
Ah shit I forgot Tim Apple kicking off the VR era. Is AAPL going to get another hit on their "not first to market, but still end up a leader" play?

[Anonymous No.55192199]

>>55192179
Apple is going to invent VR today you chud and it will be MAGICAL

[Anonymous No.55192216]

jumped in FRZA

[Anonymous No.55192243]

It has to be AAPL singlehandedly dragging the Shit&Piss up, unbelieveable

[Anonymous No.55192256]

AAPL shares are a ponzi

[Anonymous No.55192258]

>>55192243
Index divergence is le good

[Anonymous No.55192262]

>>55192178
>Ids
Latter Day Saints???

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.55192280]

What the fuck happened to the small cap 2000? I just want to get 5 ten baggers a week, and these mother fuckers are making it hard.

[Anonymous No.55192283]

>log in to broker
>deposit cash
>buy tesla
it's that fucking simple

[Anonymous No.55192289]

>>55192262
Ligma Disease Syndrome
Unfortunately, its incurable

[Anonymous No.55192296]

absolutely dead General. Post breakfast

[Anonymous No.55192302]

>>55192296
two eggs, toast with butter, orange juice, coffee

[Anonymous No.55192309]

>>55192296
Heating up a nice goyslop frozen burrito.

[Anonymous No.55192312]

>>55192296
leftover eggs and bacon w/ black coffee

[Anonymous No.55192313]

Why do my TSLA bags keep pumping? When will the pullback come? Am I the only one expecting a mini bear trap and then an unholy squeeze, and then a dump in September?

[Anonymous No.55192314]

>>55192296
Everyone that posts racisms, anime, and transphobic statements get banned for being off topic. AAPL is for real winners.

[Anonymous No.55192315]

>>55192296
four eggs, two pieces of toast, 3 mugs of coffee.

[Anonymous No.55192321]

>>55192289
>Ligma Disease Syndrome
Who's Steve Jobs??
>>55192296
Market is boring af, kid. What do you want me to do, lose MORE money???

[Anonymous No.55192324]

>>55192315
>>55192302
mogged

[Anonymous No.55192329]

>>55192262
>ids
>ids habbening

[Anonymous No.55192357]

>>55192296
Panda Express

[Anonymous No.55192368]

>>55191851
>tfw he fell for the SIGA meme not once but TWICE
You chuds never learn

[Anonymous No.55192373]

is anyone making any money today?

[Anonymous No.55192385]

>>55192302
>>55192315
seven eggs, one liter of toast with rasberry jelly, and a gallon of cum
LMT, GD, RTX

[Anonymous No.55192388]

they dont want you to know this but
>soxl is a leading indicator

[dragon deez nutz !!+RERnPQF1+M No.55192396]

Damn.
It feels good to be late 20s and to buy every dip

[Anonymous No.55192402]

>rasberry jelly, and a gallon of cum
Jamanon?

[Anonymous No.55192404]

>>55192385
>LMT, GD, RTX
Are you me?

[Anonymous No.55192410]

>>55192385
but mine was real anon.

[Anonymous No.55192417]

>>55192402
>Nose level of school officials:
>enlarged

[Anonymous No.55192422]

coke (ticker: ko) anon you were onto something

[Anonymous No.55192434]

I told you to buy BOIL
I told you it was the bottom
I told you it was gonna go straight back to 3.50
Did you listen?
No, no you didn't.

[Anonymous No.55192435]

>get into trading
>study all the basics
>spend weeks picking a broker
>read up on all regulations/taxes and shit I would be liable for in my country
>save up an emergency fund first, then an investment fund
>try paper trading for a while, had a fair share of noob mistakes but have managed to be consistently green for some time
>finally ready to open my official account and start depositing
>get tot last step of registration which is proof of residency
>live in rented apartment so nothing is to my name
>bank statements don't include my address and bank refuses to issue one with it
>there's literally nothing i can use
is it over?

[Anonymous No.55192440]

>>55192321
Wtf is going on here

[Anonymous No.55192445]

>wont let me make grettas tits bigger
Is there a good ai generator for making shitpost images?

[Anonymous No.55192457]

>>55191906
The fucking movement fucked me hard
it occurred for no reason whatsoever
twat Americans and their huge ass stock market
I bought stock at .55 it rose to .85 i sold because muh profits expecting it to go down which it fucking didn't it went to 1.00
then i fomo back in at ..84 because line go up and divvies in a few days
and then it fucking nosedived back to .55
it's not all bad since I'll hold until divvies and then wait for it to normalise again so I can sell for some profit (divs is 1.5 but the price will go back to 0.0 so I'll still turn a profit) it's just that now i could've bought back in at .55 and had a hefty profit for shits and giggles but instead I'm holding the bag at .85.
Stupid stocks.

[Anonymous No.55192465]

>>55192435
ID with address

[Anonymous No.55192468]

>>55192440
Just based Russia doing based Russia things.
>meanwhile

[Anonymous No.55192470]

I'm getting heemed on my TQQQ short calls.

[Anonymous No.55192488]

>>55192470
sir you shorted on the wrong day https://www.apple.com/

[Anonymous No.55192498]

>>55192457
you are going to get liquidated trading like that

[Anonymous No.55192519]

>>55192083
Gotcha, yea on my T&S it definitely has trades occurring during that window.

[Anonymous No.55192525]

>>55192457
i hear ya anon, i almost heemed myself after typing that I was done for the day. Now I'm definitely done for the day. They gave me a break on my last play, or maybe we were just both being reasonable and meeting somewhere in the middle. I have to stick to my daily trading goals and once they are met I have to have the discipline to not press any more buttons. So i'm done, need to preserve my capital by any means necessary

[Anonymous No.55192526]

>>55192498
had I just followed trend lines I'd actually made a profit but I let emotions rule my decision making ability
what else am I doing wrong?

[Anonymous No.55192535]

Friendly reminder there's significant international exposure by holding broad US indices.

[Anonymous No.55192542]

>>55192519
Sounds like it's time to switch brokers. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.55192560]

>>55192385
>>55192315
>>55192312
>>55192302
>>55192296
3 eggs with lots of salt and pepper and on bread.

[Anonymous No.55192561]

>>55191918
>Aren't italians just the niggers of the 70'/80s???
shut up you fuckin whowa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biFSXNcLe6U

[Anonymous No.55192580]

>>55192542
You're very welcome.

[Anonymous No.55192584]

>>55191918
>>55192561
well, imagine there was a continent of white people and a continent of black people. Now imagine that the whites closest to the black continent sometimes mixed with them. That's literally what Italians are.

[Anonymous No.55192589]

>>55192535
That's true, but whats hidden in those words is that you're paying 5x multiples vs just getting direct exposure.

[Anonymous No.55192596]

>>55192561
>the wopranos
>a show about eyeties being proto-niggers
lmfao get your guido wop bitch tv show outta here, you fuckin loser.
>>55192584
Never truer words, brother.

[Anonymous No.55192602]

>>55192584
Well then how do you explain the Irish?

[Anonymous No.55192613]

>>55192602
Nature’s mistake

[Anonymous No.55192625]

>>55192584
>imagine there was a continent of white people and a continent of black people.
We can dream.

[Anonymous No.55192633]

I am still laughing in PLTR

[Anonymous No.55192636]

>>55192584
>>55192596
that's just the jewish depiction of Italians which then programs actual italians into replicating the behavior... jews... always has been

[Anonymous No.55192641]

>Schizo mornings
You love to see it.

[Anonymous No.55192644]

>>55192633
i sold on the way up to break even and missed out on a few G's. fuck my jumpy retarded ass.

[Anonymous No.55192649]

PGNY chads where we at?

[Anonymous No.55192654]

Is there anything worth buying right now? Or should I hold out for a small FOMC meeting dump?

Im 70% cash and I'm pretty bored of watching the market melt up without me - im thinking of DCA'ing into TQQQ/SPY/VOO/VTI

Any thoughts on this strategy? I want to become a Vanguard chad

[Anonymous No.55192656]

Today was worst ISM data for months, especially price index reach a new low and it didn't do anything. This market is truly broken.

[Anonymous No.55192657]

>>55192641
the schizos here keep getting banned which kills the thread, this unironically may be the worst /smg/ of all time

[Anonymous No.55192670]

AAPL is going to ATH today

[Anonymous No.55192672]

>>55192657
The worst *so far*

[Anonymous No.55192675]

>>55192656
Joe Biden literally saved the economy and if you are still short you are a chud

[Anonymous No.55192677]

The fate of this market lies in the hands of AAPL's bullshit VR goggles, LMAO

[Anonymous No.55192679]

>>55192670
anon...

[Anonymous No.55192708]

>>55192677
If timmy says they are AI driven then they market is saved. If they are some Faceberg knock off its over.

[Anonymous No.55192710]

>>55192656
...but will it matter?

[Anonymous No.55192716]

>>55192675
>tfw joe brandon is going for more lebensraum
we eatin
>>55192636
>its the jews
yet you consume their tvslop
hmm

[Anonymous No.55192723]

>>55192677
If anyone has the power to make VR stick, it's them, but something tells me this time is different.

[Anonymous No.55192728]

>>55192677
>>55192708
When will the big reveal take place?

[Anonymous No.55192774]

/smg/vix new ATL

[Anonymous No.55192775]

my sirs, when SPY go down?

[Anonymous No.55192777]

Iron condor on IWM looking real juicy right now. Small caps will crab forever

[Anonymous No.55192781]

>>55192716
I'm consooming my Italian grandmother's soup recipe too. I haven't actually watched and followed a TV show in years other than King of the hill reruns

[Anonymous No.55192783]

>>55192775
Buy high. Sell higher.

[Anonymous No.55192793]

>>55192781
>King of the hill reruns
Based.

[Anonymous No.55192795]

>>55192775
Never, we have made it to the golden bull

[Anonymous No.55192803]

SPY DEATH CROSS

[Anonymous No.55192815]

>>55192672
Picrel
>>55192716
>their tvslop
>their free market
>their government
>their laws
>their
>their
>their
Picrel

[Anonymous No.55192832]

>>55192815
We prefer to have a little fun around here.

[Anonymous No.55192851]

>>55192832
Wouldn't know, jannys have routinely banned me for the past few weeks

[Anonymous No.55192855]

>>55192803
Will SPY go above 430 and break the rising wedge?

[Anonymous No.55192857]

>>55192710
Well, no. Don't you see it? In this market earnings probably won't matter too.

>>55192728
1hour 10 min I think, at least in Germany.

>>55192708
What would AI driven even mean in this case. You want the control over this thing, not being controlled. On the other hand it's apple and their customers..

[Anonymous No.55192866]

>>55192851
I caught so many this past spring.

[Anonymous No.55192875]

I am the worst trader on /smg/

[Anonymous No.55192876]

>>55192677
they will pump 300% after they reveal you can fuck your AI waifu in VR

[Anonymous No.55192880]

>>55192866
Kek I'll trade ya one

[Anonymous No.55192882]

>>55192677
yeah it's pathetic

[Anonymous No.55192888]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg

[Anonymous No.55192892]

>>55192875
At least you aren't a janitor on a anime image board

[Anonymous No.55192898]

>>55192875
trading is psychology. all successful traders have the same psychology, but not the same tool
>Mark Douglas - How to think like a professional Trader (all parts) | Trading Psychology Seminar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s--sCEcYIGI
> Mark Douglas Discussed Trading Psychology, Risk and much more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg4YzRhILFE

[Anonymous No.55192911]

>Apple has made its headset smaller and lighter by removing the internal battery. Users will instead have to carry an external battery that connects to the headset by a cable.
Lmao
555-COME-ON-TIM

[Anonymous No.55192918]

>>55192857
>1hour 10 min I think
alright

[Anonymous No.55192924]

>>55192675
This, except the opposite.

[Anonymous No.55192947]

Anybody who trades this market on DATA is a RETARD. That means ME, lol

[Anonymous No.55192957]

Does anyone actually look at the order book when trading?
>Large buy orders $1 below current market price
>Large sell orders $1 above current market price
How can you even use that to figure out which orders are going to get hit? Spy book moves to quickly to even analyze but my greentext is the gist of it

[Anonymous No.55192965]

>>55192918
What is this meme trying to depict?

[Anonymous No.55192971]

>>55192911
Stacy won't fall for that. they are better off with a 30 minute battery life than an external battery. in general though I don't see women adopting VR.

[Anonymous No.55192983]

>tfw lost 2000 dollars last week
It's okay though. I'm watching Suits and it makes me feel rich and powerful when I self insert as Harvey.

[Anonymous No.55192995]

>>55192965
anon, how new are you?

[Anonymous No.55193008]

>>55192855
???
death cross

[Anonymous No.55193023]

>>55192983
>didnt trust me when I told him to buy NXE calls
why didnt you trust me?
you didnt trust me, anon.
you should have trusted me...

[Anonymous No.55193041]

>>55192983
Green back boogie

[Anonymous No.55193057]

>btc massive dump
Be wary anons, something's not right.

[Anonymous No.55193058]

>>55192957
do u have 6 monitors with lvl 2 & lvl 3 & dark market orderbook, run algos to identify spoofed orders, dart your eyes from one screen to the next for 10+ hours a day, go over charts & do backtesting for the rest of the day, dream about chart patterns at night?
if no, then dont even bother

[Anonymous No.55193066]

>>55193057
Yeah, CZ just got indicted by the SEC.

[Anonymous No.55193067]

>>55192880
I got one a while back for "ironic shitposting". First and last time I've seen that one and sadly I did not screenshot. There should be trading cards

[Anonymous No.55193068]

uh oh

[Anonymous No.55193072]

>>55193057
CZ/Binance is going byebye.

[Anonymous No.55193085]

damn missed my intraday short entry on the S&P by 1 penny. tragic.

[Anonymous No.55193097]

>>55192995
I don't get it. Please explain it to me.

[Anonymous No.55193109]

>>55193057
funds are safu

[Anonymous No.55193118]

>>55192957
Gurus selling you fake trading courses pretend that they do.

[Anonymous No.55193121]

>>55193023
It's fake money. As soon as someone goes to close their calls, it'll dump back down 10%.
I know how this game works.

[Anonymous No.55193138]

Will I finally be done bagholding this piece of shit?

[Anonymous No.55193145]

Nobody's bragging about SOXS?

Nobody?

[Anonymous No.55193163]

>>55192957
>trade only tickers with large volumes and low spreads
>minimum fees
>market orders only
Simple as.

[Anonymous No.55193167]

rofl look at the catalog

[Anonymous No.55193173]

>>55193145
SOXS baggies have all roped

[Anonymous No.55193179]

>>55193097
you'll figure it out

[Anonymous No.55193180]

>>55193167
Its joever

[Anonymous No.55193190]

>>55193180

[Anonymous No.55193194]

>>55193138
No because everytime it gets close to your break even ill dump my bags and send it back to 10

[Anonymous No.55193197]

>>55193167
lmao btc sub 20k soon

[Anonymous No.55193200]

SPX 4310pts+ incoming

[Anonymous No.55193203]

>>55193167
the howling from the crypto pits

[Anonymous No.55193213]

>>55193167
what are they AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'ing about?

[Anonymous No.55193216]

>>55193179
No, please help me understand how it relates to the stock market.

[Anonymous No.55193229]

>>55193203
It's like the Divine Comedy, mostly because it's comical.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55193231]

I'm back bitches. You miss me? Never going to fucking bake for fucks again. Anybody else getting fucked on Russel's top 2000?

[Anonymous No.55193250]

>>55193231
>Senor Augusto's Helicopter Tours

[Anonymous No.55193279]

>>55193216
>help me understand how it relates to the stock market
It doesn't. But people on 4chan pretending that they entirely missed the 2020 US presidential election and their aftermath memes is kind of cringe.

[Anonymous No.55193281]

>>55193231
I know you are catholic now and all, but that isn't an excuse to inappropriately touch the small caps

[Anonymous No.55193286]

This market actually runs on nothing. How the fuck can the S&P go furthe rup with data this bad like today?

[Anonymous No.55193292]

How can it keep going?

[Anonymous No.55193297]

>>55193286
apple NPCs

[Anonymous No.55193299]

>>55193213
Binance sued by SEC=Big dump
Also check Coinbase stock

[Anonymous No.55193304]

>>55193286
We may be in the phase where people are bored and/or don't think it can get worse (it can).

[Anonymous No.55193311]

im close to breakeven on my position. good. so my thesis maybe has not failed me.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55193314]

>>55193250
They cost just as much as they pay the janny.

[Anonymous No.55193313]

>>55193279
Okay, but why are you posting it here?

[Anonymous No.55193315]

>>55193286
>he thinks data which traditionally signalled recession are relevant in clown timeline

[Anonymous No.55193327]

>>55193314
When you think about it, it's ROI positive including fuel/maintenance etc.

[Anonymous No.55193334]

guys my phone broke i cant even afford a new one lol, starting to conjure suicide plans.
what telecom company should i buy for this sentiment?

[Anonymous No.55193345]

>>55193286
Believe it or not, the S&P 500 will go even higher in the near future.

[Anonymous No.55193363]

>>55193334
>what telecom company should i buy for this sentiment?
Didn't you just say that you're broke?

[Anonymous No.55193376]

>>55193334
stop losing money on stocks if you cant afford it

[Anonymous No.55193377]

>>55193231
>>55192866
>>55192880
used to get them all day.
pre evading btw so don't bother janny

[Anonymous No.55193382]

>>55192781
post recipe

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55193394]

>>55193363
If you want a new phone it'll run you like $1000, but he can get a partial share of a telecom company like VZ or T for only a buck.

[Anonymous No.55193415]

apple VR ai-NFT's powered by NVDA Coooda gpus
>aapl+nvda linked up

[Anonymous No.55193426]

>>55193213
A scrumptious little dippy that I'm gonna slurp right up

[Anonymous No.55193430]

When are the treasuries going to hit the market and vacuum up all the liquidity?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55193428]

>>55193382
this
>>55193377
based and checked

>>55193376
this is how he's going to pay for his new phone, he's going to use the increase in the telecom's share price to do it. pretty clever, lets see if it works.

[Anonymous No.55193435]

So is the post debt ceiling liquidity the new bobo cope? Im not up to speed

[Anonymous No.55193438]

god damnit when is their going to be a green day for sqqq

[Anonymous No.55193446]

>>55193435
yes and then it will be the banks which will have to pay back their cheap loans from the FED

[Anonymous No.55193456]

>>55193415
>Keep it or sneed it?

[Anonymous No.55193458]

>>55193438
Honestly?
Probably never

[Anonymous No.55193460]

>>55193430
>>55193435
The only liquidity here is my sharts

[Anonymous No.55193463]

Thought it was you guys screaming,but its just the cryptofags

[Anonymous No.55193468]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYkq9Rgoj8E
30 min

[Anonymous No.55193498]

>>55193463
jpow we desperately need a 1% emergency rate hike !!!

[Anonymous No.55193589]

You guys alive out there?

[Anonymous No.55193595]

what's this apple device i've heard so much about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8

[Anonymous No.55193597]

>>55193363
see
>>55193394
>>55193376
i have only made money trading stocks. unfortunately i had 50 bucks so gains mean nil
well atleast i found some china phone that the leaf phone people will allow me to use, so i can sneak by another year or two sorry for freaking out beautiful people, and heres to getting spied on!

[Anonymous No.55193603]

Small dick energy OPEC+plusplus nations and oil producers in general will get rekt soon as they will have to part with their finite product for less and less compensation.

[Anonymous No.55193605]

>>55192023
>war id

Yea ima hold this bitch is hitting $20 by Thursday

[Anonymous No.55193620]

>>55192125
That pic, pure kek

[Anonymous No.55193621]

>>55193595
We Neuromancer now.

[Anonymous No.55193640]

>>55193621
Imagine it bros

[Anonymous No.55193657]

ay yo

[Anonymous No.55193679]

>>55191851
Tits and Ass boys. Just put 700k into TNA.
Pros
-PE down 40%, price is flat
-2000 companies, can’t go bankrupt.
-Rest of the markets up, RUT should follow
-30% below ATH, means on 3x should be around 90% returns
Cons
-PE of 29, 40% of companies aren’t making a profit
-MER a whopping 10% a year

Come join me

[Anonymous No.55193682]

>>55193603
Naw, Saudis need oil to be above $80 in order to continue to pump money into their future sand people city, Neom.
They'll do anything to attain, and keep that range.

[Anonymous No.55193690]

>>55193058
>do u have 6 monitors
i have 2 32 inch 4k monitors for trading
>lvl 2 & lvl 3 & dark market orderbook
im a retail goy, klaus gives me lvl 2, would love to get access to the rest but im not about to pay as a retail goy
>run algos to identify spoofed orders
again im a retail goy, would love to deal with all that, but im not a series holder and im just a foul mouthed trader who the banks/hedgies dont want to hire
>dart your eyes from one screen to the next for 10+ hours a day
yes i can and do with my little retail setup
>go over charts & do backtesting for the rest of the day
don't bother, i know my trade, its not that serious, but i would like to if hired by a hedgie or bank, problem is i have a problem with authority and bit of fuck you money, could probably tame that problem if actually doing a real trading job though
>dream about chart patterns at night
yes

[Anonymous No.55193691]

Bros
chantapentalang zhangwang has messed with my COIN

[Anonymous No.55193692]

>>55193657
>nord stream destroyed
>gas gets cheaper?
sigh... i wish they'd blow up the big titty latina pipeline

[Anonymous No.55193695]

>>55193621
I AM THE LAND OF THE DEBT
https://youtu.be/uebhyluAn74

[Anonymous No.55193713]

>>55193682
I mean in reality they need over 3$ to make a profit.

[Anonymous No.55193725]

for me its the comfy /smg/ while pink wojaks dominate the pajeet catalog.

[Anonymous No.55193728]

>>55193692
Clever and hilarious

[Anonymous No.55193736]

>>55193118
sounds about right
>>55193163
>>55193163
>market orders only
i think you meant limit orders only but otherwise i agree, i'll only do a market order if i dont feel like fighting over the price, which is rare. I live for that fight in the bid/ask spread. lets me know im alive

[Anonymous No.55193811]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir.

[Anonymous No.55193812]

>>55193725
what are the pajeets seething about now?

[Anonymous No.55193818]

I found this interesting stock, up and coming company with a solid plan to produce nutritionally dense food for cheap and the stock is quite cheap.

Ticker AQB.

[Anonymous No.55193819]

thanks biden
none of the chuds got in on the action

[Anonymous No.55193844]

>>55193812
Funds not safu.

[Anonymous No.55193855]

>>55193818
I pondered this at 12. Like the idea, hate the company.

[Anonymous No.55193872]

>>55193811
i wanted to but i don't buy stocks that i missed the pump on. They have the NATO language AI though. It's the AI of the "free" world

[Anonymous No.55193923]

We live.

[Anonymous No.55193976]

we are in a bubble

[Anonymous No.55193980]

PRIDEAPPLE

[Anonymous No.55193988]

if the "short VXX" anon is ITT, can he explain what the heck these options are?

[Anonymous No.55194004]

How do we invest in private schools?

[Anonymous No.55194012]

Any stocks you anons getting for today's AMC and tomorrow's BMO earnings?
Sprinkler seems cool and maybe Gitlab too but idk about that.

[Anonymous No.55194021]

>>55194004
>be you <3
>no no no not like that you bigot

[Anonymous No.55194033]

is that a man?

[Anonymous No.55194042]

>>55194004
I don't get the clown look.

[Anonymous No.55194104]

>>55193818
AQB is retarded, some insider shilled the stock at the peak last year. Just announced cancelation of expansion facility. Its over for mutant fish. 10 years to early on this idea.

[Anonymous No.55194126]

>>55193145
Just waiting for $30 to make an easy $4500.

[Anonymous No.55194150]

Kek intel dropping cause AAPL always compares their new M2 to SLOW intel mac

[Anonymous No.55194153]

>>55192445
Ask it to make her fatter, then try to guide it to slim down specific parts.

[Anonymous No.55194165]

>>55194150
cant believe apple gained nearly a trillion dollars in 3 months

[Anonymous No.55194176]

wtf is that mac pro thing? looks like those things to cheese grater

[Anonymous No.55194192]

>>55194165
On worse Q results even. It's absolutely retarded.

[Anonymous No.55194197]

>>55194192
anyone who believes in efficient market theory should rope fr fr no cap

[Anonymous No.55194201]

>>55194165
They even said the laptops are 100$ less than before? So despite inflation lower prices? Price war imminent? Or just "fairer" prices for that garbage?

[Anonymous No.55194214]

>all models are shitskins
>all devs and execs are white

[Anonymous No.55194218]

>>55194197
Especially after today's ISM reports.

[Anonymous No.55194232]

>>55193430
Late July at the earliest. No need to rush the refill.

[Anonymous No.55194233]

>>55194176
Who cares, buy AAPL. 3 trillion today, 5 trillion next year.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55194241]

I can't believe people believe the Apple AI head sets are going to actually sell. This is going to be worse than that time Fonzie jumped the fucking shark.

[Anonymous No.55194258]

>>55193818
Bear bait.

[Anonymous No.55194261]

>>55194241
Apple could sell shit in a box and people buy it, baggot

[Anonymous No.55194272]

HOLY SHIT. STICKERS!

[Anonymous No.55194274]

>>55194241
All I need to know to know apple is a buy is that they hired scoopsies. Name one other tech company with the balls to keep hiring straight white males in this age?

[Anonymous No.55194284]

I bought a Quest 2 and used it for 12 hours a few years ago before throwing it under the bed. There is zero software support and it's a piece of shit, no one wants to use VR past the initial gimmick. Apple will be shooting itself in the foot chasing a losing space.

[Anonymous No.55194303]

HIVEMIND TECHNOLOGY! SHARE EVERYTHING, ESPECIALLY YOUR DATA

[Anonymous No.55194307]

>jannies leave up a dating app thread where op is desperately trying to prove he has a fender strat and not a squier for 12 hours but insta delete ess em gees if they're posted 50 posts early

[Anonymous No.55194314]

couldn't dump it when i had my 100 lot on earlier. WTFWT?

[Anonymous No.55194315]

Anons, please tell me you shorted the major resistance for a quick trade?

[Anonymous No.55194317]

UH OH

[Anonymous No.55194325]

When are we getting OASIS level tech?!!

[Anonymous No.55194333]

>>55194284
>>55194241
it has vr (sic!) AND AR!
totally different ballgame
also its a develop fast and break things approach directed at the dev community
they basically release a beta version so that iDrones (tm) supply them with real world data to release an improved version along the way etc

[Anonymous No.55194336]

Not watching the Apple thing, but why's it plunging? Did Tim just call Zuckerberg a nigger?

[Anonymous No.55194357]

>>55194336
black girl came on to talk about journaling.

[Anonymous No.55194365]

>>55194357

[Anonymous No.55194373]

Fuckin apple fuckin up my stocks.

[Anonymous No.55194383]

>Standby
Gonna burn through your battery in less than a year, so you have to buy a new phone again

[Anonymous No.55194386]

(GLOBE NEWSWIRE) - CRYTPO MARKET TO BE LIQUIDATED BY FED AND INJECTED INTO TQQQ

[Anonymous No.55194388]

what are the financial implications of jay powell being a deadhead?

[Anonymous No.55194389]

>>55194336
Not sure. Maybe because they talked about the machine learning text message autocorrect model without calling it "AI".

[Anonymous No.55194392]

>>55194303
>implying that it wasn't already shared since inception

[Anonymous No.55194400]

>>55194383
bullish

[Anonymous No.55194405]

cool market brandon

[Anonymous No.55194408]

>Market goes NOWHERE on Alien disclosure
To be expected.

[Anonymous No.55194412]

Guys, it can recognize the cats and dogs now too! FUCK, I NEED IT

[Anonymous No.55194422]

CHWY $37 then -> $81

[Anonymous No.55194427]

>>55194412
the pupperinos and the kots?!

[Anonymous No.55194429]

>>55194412
Isn't that speciesist or something?

[Anonymous No.55194438]

>>55194408
Weve know about them living among us for a very long time
Take this one for example, nobody ever cares when I show them irrefutable proof of ETs

[Anonymous No.55194444]

>>55194422
>CHWY
Wh*te wo*en taking us to the promise land CHWY bros

[Anonymous No.55194445]

>>55194408
>UFO: -1.14%
It's handled.

[Anonymous No.55194448]

>>55194429
No, it isn't anymore! Before it was cause it couldn't recognize them. Now we are all equal!

[Anonymous No.55194452]

OUT OF MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

[Anonymous No.55194454]

>pumps on silicon news
>dumps on useless bullshit
I love the markets so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.55194465]

>>55194452
>SPY matched August highs
Finally, God, let this market plunge into the abyss.

[Anonymous No.55194467]

>day 621 of being 100% cash
I need to cum
who the fuck keeps buying?

[Anonymous No.55194470]

>>55194452
*get's out of the way of you're cratering port*

[Anonymous No.55194483]

WTF JENNY, WTF IS THIS JACKET

[Anonymous No.55194498]

why even have the humans on screen at this point, its not even them talking, should be a waifu

[Anonymous No.55194504]

>>55194470
>you're cratering port
that's nunya /biz/

[Anonymous No.55194506]

>>55194470
>esl
You can't even get out of your own way, let alone actively dodge something this lethal

[Anonymous No.55194512]

LONG QQQ

[Anonymous No.55194521]

wtf do i buy

[Anonymous No.55194522]

>>55194470
>>55194506
thanks for the yous
works every time

[Anonymous No.55194524]

Mumubros...

[Anonymous No.55194549]

>>55194521
DCA into SPY monthly for the next 40 years

[Anonymous No.55194551]

They've got a Crack Marketing Team? Doesn't it market itself?

[Anonymous No.55194559]

Literal Cheese grater, what product was that?

[Anonymous No.55194574]

>>55194365

[Anonymous No.55194576]

>>55194551
Marketing team is code word for functional stimulant addiction

[Anonymous No.55194589]

I SAW LUCID LETS GO PUMP LUCID

[Anonymous No.55194594]

couldn't sleep last night, ended up not going to work because i missed both of my alarms and woke up so late. did some stuff around the house and grabbed a frozen treat. realized i still can't go to bed so now i don't know what to do. also, i need PLTR to stop mocking me for selling most of my shares. i need it to start going down again so i can buy in again before the next bull run.

[Anonymous No.55194598]

Rally into close today.

[Anonymous No.55194612]

>Siri, go gamer mode.

[Anonymous No.55194613]

>>55194598
Dump into AAPL Googles today

[Anonymous No.55194631]

>apple puts a game that was given away for free on Epic as a marketing pitch
>not even an exclusive

[Anonymous No.55194635]

Should have fuckin shorted that obvious top on AAPL

[Anonymous No.55194637]

>>55194524
yes?

[Anonymous No.55194639]

>>55192440
he contracted ligma

[Anonymous No.55194647]

>>55194631
>Resident evil Village
>Death Stranding
LMAO EVEN

Next Vampire Survivors

[Anonymous No.55194661]

LUMN halted for news
hmm

[Anonymous No.55194673]

>>55194521
>>55194549
VTI+VXUS+REITS and BOND if you are hyper autistic and want to micromanage things
or
VT+REITs and BONDs if you just want to own and let the will of the market dictate things.

Sprinkle in SPY and VOO if you want to overweight to the US side especially during a big downturn.

Also do it all in a ROTH so you don't get Capital Gayed.

[Anonymous No.55194680]

MY PUTS ARE PRINTING
THANK YOU KOJIMA SAN

[Anonymous No.55194681]

>>55194661
Bankruptcy?

[Anonymous No.55194689]

qrd on the apple sstuff so far

[Anonymous No.55194702]

>>55194689
They're renaming the company Banana

[Anonymous No.55194704]

In two more weeks the contract will be ours

[Anonymous No.55194708]

>>55194680
I shorted too early again. should have waited until we hit the nice round number.

[Anonymous No.55194715]

>>55194681
might be fun to watch for a quick flip

[Anonymous No.55194726]

lots of chinks on the apple video

[Anonymous No.55194731]

>>55194673
I'm holding a lot of FOCPX in my roth and it's done pretty well.

[Anonymous No.55194747]

We can all embrace globohomo if we consume entertainment thanks to apple

[Anonymous No.55194756]

>>55194689
The new MacOS and iPad are better than ever.

[Anonymous No.55194761]

look at the daily chart of Japan
bruhhh
what happened there?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55194765]

I hope this Apple shit show convinces the shareholders to sell their over priced consumer goods company and buy small caps. Tim Apple needs to resign.

[Anonymous No.55194769]

>>55194726
He's obnoxiously horrible at his NLP quack hand gesturing too.

[Anonymous No.55194779]

>>55194761
Killing a currency is great for assets priced in that currency.

[Anonymous No.55194789]

>>55194408
this is like the 10th time there's been "disclosure"
>le glowie science man: yeah bro we don't know what these things are we're totally looking into them for real
>shows impossibly poor quality footage of a shiny oblong whatever darting around

[Anonymous No.55194794]

>>55194765
>AAPL at new ATH
>Tim Apple needs to resign.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.55194806]

The only thing good this Apple augmented reality headset will be good for is deep faking the whole world so all the women and trannys appear as naked cis women.

[Anonymous No.55194824]

>>55194761
Buffett-sama blessed the land of the samurai.

It's also a "China play" without the nationalization risk.

[Anonymous No.55194828]

>>55194731
>80% of the NASDAQ
>25% in tech 11% is Microsoft
>managed
It's fine just a lot of exposure to TECH specifically Microsoft but it also has foreign so it isn't QQQ over exposed to US markets. Interesting what else are you holding?

[Anonymous No.55194837]

[Anonymous No.55194845]

>>55194828
i longed tqqq and upro at the fucking top...lol

[Anonymous No.55194859]

what is going on with SOXL

[Anonymous No.55194866]

>beautiful

why do they keep saying beautiful on the apple event?

[Anonymous No.55194885]

>They didn't sell 4300 SPX resistance.

[Anonymous No.55194887]

>>55194866
neurolinguistic programming to corrupt your sense of aesthetics to be conflated with their consumer products rather than a nice sunset

[Anonymous No.55194889]

>>55194845
Ooof. You'll figure it put I planned to long FNGU back at the top luckily I ate a lose before it reverse split.

[Anonymous No.55194900]

>>55194889
it's in my roth so I'm just gonna hold it. either it'll be worth a lot more or i'll get liquidated lol

[Anonymous No.55194914]

>>55194889
Reminder that FNGD exists.

[Anonymous No.55194923]

>>55194899
Baked
:3

[Anonymous No.55194938]

>>55194806
iphone cameras and retina screens greatly improved the amateur porn quality. i expect that widespread use of high end vr headsets will have a similar effect

[Anonymous No.55195020]

Cracker Barrel is about to go up

[Anonymous No.55195296]

>>55194704
Heh, feels good to have bought and sold in 2020. (And a few shares in 2021)

Nothing personnel, kiddos