/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55190787]

When did you realize Chainlink was a cult on par with GME and XRP?

[Anonymous No.55190790]

You need to go back and stop posting shabbos goys

[Anonymous No.55191221]

>>55190787
When I realized that chainlink was just a json parser and that having your own framed philosophy degree as your literal 2IC was not a sound business strategy.

[Anonymous No.55191265]

>>55190787
The Ten Classic Signs You Are In A Cult

1. The leader is the ultimate authority
>Sergey depicted in memes as a king, a god, Jesus on the cross
>followers hang on his every word, mesmerized by his presentations even though he's been using the same slides for 3.5 years

2. The group suppresses skepticism
>all critical thought about LINK is FUD
>questioning LINK will get you called a redditor, newfag, or a salty nolinker

3. The group delegitimizes former members
>memes depict LINK sellers swinging from a rope
>popular figures like Timo, Cryptojuice, and even Dave Portnoy are mocked endlessly despite making a profit by selling LINK

4. The group is paranoid about the outside world
>LINK cultists insist that the "kikes" want your LINK
>the only reason it doesn't pump is "price suppression" by the globalist Great Reset New World Order

5. The group relies on shame cycles
>people who don't have the prescribed "suicide stack" of LINK are mocked and shamed until they irresponsibly spend over $80,000 to acquire 10k LINK

6. The leader is above the law
>linkies hate anyone who sells LINK
>but when Sergey sells 40 million dollars of LINK every Friday for a year, it's a good thing

7. The group uses “thought reform” methods
>DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!

8. The group is elitist
>the linkie believes he is superior to the nolinker, even if the nolinker has made many times his profit, because one day LINK will moon. he knows this, based on faith.

9. There is no financial transparency
>nobody knows where Sergey's weekly 40 million dollar dumps are going
>one blog post update every 6 months

10. The group performs secret rites
>esoteric saturnism
>eric holder killed paul walker
>rosicrucian numerology
>municipal marmalade
>cult of demeter
>jonny rims horses


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWDTdXH6oF0

[Anonymous No.55191360]

>>55191265
This.
So much this.

[Anonymous No.55191478]

>>55191265
could NOT have said it myself better
glad the logical discussion on reddit is working

[Anonymous No.55191497]

>>55190787
the day I saw some fat fuck pretending I NEED some mandatory middleman between my smart contract and off-chain data
no i don't
t still nn

[Anonymous No.55191508]

Day 1, all crypto is useless code. Visa have been using a variant of blockchain technology since the 80s and they can securely process almost 180000 transactions a second worldwide.

[Anonymous No.55191544]

since the moment I realized that the token value is never gonna capture the value of the service itself coz the network will run on 1/1000 of the max supply and even less without problems. also the insiders, tech experts and the team itself would keep as much link to them as possible and that for years let alone would sergej dump them on retail for a few dollars.

[Anonymous No.55191555]

>>55190787
Honestly the fudders are much more of a cult than the holders at this point. You guys all congregate in a Discord and have BBC jerkoff sessions than project it onto the holders.

[Anonymous No.55191637]

What's worse is that I wasted 5 years on this shit actually hoping something would happen. Crypto is a fucking scam I hope the jews gas all the gentiles.

[Anonymous No.55191666]

>>55191637
Bitcoin is the only threat to central banks

Altcoins are all scams and elaborate ponzi schemes to siphon your Bitcoin and dollars into devs pockets

[Anonymous No.55191696]

>>55190787
xrp at least has something somewhat coherent, waiting for the end of a court proceeding that is going on right now. Will it work out? Who knows, but there is something happening (slowly) and it is provable that this case exists and has been advancing one step after another.

[Anonymous No.55191714]

>>55190787
I can't remember the last time I saw an XRP or GME fud thread

[Anonymous No.55191778]

>>55191666
>NSA project from the 90s threatens the NSA itself
yeah sure, schizo, what's next? stacking gold because Nixon changed the world in 1971?

[Anonymous No.55191779]

>>55191714
That's because GME and XRPtards know their place and stay in their generals.

[Anonymous No.55191814]

>>55191714
Neither XRP or GME were shilled non-stop 24/7 over the past six years.

The "FUD" is people mocking your bags, if Linkies had made it nobody would FUD this shitcoin instead OGs are still holding heavy bags after more than half a decade and lashing out towards anyone who tells them how dumb they were

[Anonymous No.55191908]

>>55190787
a simple API query does not require it's own token
simple as

[Anonymous No.55191954]

>>55190787
When the downtrend was clear and linktards were still constantly posting TA showing that a breakout was gonna happen “soon” despite the state of the economy. I was expected to believe that normies were supposed to flood to a literally who blue hexagon coin two months after getting burned by the market.

[Anonymous No.55191956]

>>55191779
>>55191814
Pretty poor justification to spam fud threads 10x more than any shill threads

[Anonymous No.55192115]

>>55191956
The catalog right now proves you wrong.

[Anonymous No.55192895]

>>55191555
This is mental illness on display. There is no discord. Trolls have been fucking with you and getting off

[Anonymous No.55192931]

>>55192895
>discord fudders
>Bulgarians
>MEV mafia
>JUMP
schizos gonna schizo

[Anonymous No.55193206]

>>55191265

1. The leader is the ultimate authority
>Sergey depicted in memes as a king, a god, Jesus on the cross
>followers hang on his every word, mesmerized by his presentations even though he's been using the same slides for 3.5 years

2. The group suppresses skepticism
>all critical thought about LINK is FUD
>questioning LINK will get you called a redditor, newfag, or a salty nolinker

3. The group delegitimizes former members
>memes depict LINK sellers swinging from a rope
>popular figures like Timo, Cryptojuice, and even Dave Portnoy are mocked endlessly despite making a profit by selling LINK

4. The group is paranoid about the outside world
>LINK cultists insist that the "kikes" want your LINK
>the only reason it doesn't pump is "price suppression" by the globalist Great Reset New World Order

5. The group relies on shame cycles
>people who don't have the prescribed "suicide stack" of LINK are mocked and shamed until they irresponsibly spend over $80,000 to acquire 10k LINK

6. The leader is above the law
>linkies hate anyone who sells LINK
>but when Sergey sells 40 million dollars of LINK every Friday for a year, it's a good thing

7. The group uses “thought reform” methods
>DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!

8. The group is elitist
>the linkie believes he is superior to the nolinker, even if the nolinker has made many times his profit, because one day LINK will moon. he knows this, based on faith.

9. There is no financial transparency
>nobody knows where Sergey's weekly 40 million dollar dumps are going
>one blog post update every 6 months

10. The group performs secret rites
>esoteric saturnism
>eric holder killed paul walker
>rosicrucian numerology
>municipal marmalade
>cult of demeter
>jonny rims horses

you just described society congrats

[Anonymous No.55193224]

The fuddies are the bigger cult

[Anonymous No.55193253]

>>55193224
>the people making fun of my shitcoin cult are the true cult

[Anonymous No.55193260]

>>55193253
I said the bigger cult not the true cult

[Anonymous No.55193651]

>>55193224
>no you!

[Anonymous No.55193675]

>>55193224
You are mentally ill

[Anonymous No.55193681]

>>55190787
When there was 100 threads about it on biz and people were trying to get into the ico

[Anonymous No.55193715]

I'm late to the party can someone hexagon pill me on the chainlink-ACK...............

[Anonymous No.55193893]

Token not needed lol lmao