/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.55181884]

>CS entry level saturated
>CS salaries falling at all experience levels
so... what's the next meme college degree/career to be targeted by the media and flooded with normies?

[Anonymous No.55181897]

>>55181884
I hope it won't be accounting.

[Anonymous No.55181907]

>>55181884
You'd think geology cuz of minerals needed for green transition
But media will never truly shill for mining sector

[Anonymous No.55181923]

>>55181897
im an accountant, actually. the boomerniggers are trying their hardest to kill accounting by publishing psyops about the "mass waves of retirement" and the "accountant shortage." meanwhile entry level accounting wages have been at $55k/year for the past 15 years. meanwhile you're basically a poorfag in most accounting jobs in most cities until you work for 5 years and job hop 3 times to make manager. meanwhile my extremely large, extremely jewish employer gave me a 3% cost of living (vs. 8% inflation) raise a few months ago.

[Anonymous No.55182085]

>>55181884
AI developers will always be in demand. Machine learning isn't something you can just pick up overnight due to the math background it requires.

[Anonymous No.55182463]

>>55181897
knock knock nyyigga
I'm doing it in the military tho so I won't hinder your wages.
Imagine high payed welfare but boomers worship you

[Anonymous No.55182481]

>>55181923
boomer niggers are a joke.
The military (in leafistan: forces.ca)
are so heckin desperate that I've never seen so many "in demand" jobs before.
Even meme jobs like ""meteorologist"" will pay you just for being there.

The goodnews is Canada's a joke so our military is a welfare program because mutts do all the heavy lifting

[Anonymous No.55182499]

>>55182481
isn't canadian military one of the highest paid militaries in the world? it's basically slave wages in the jewnited states, unless you're an officer.

[Anonymous No.55182592]

>>55181923
Sounds exactly like engineering.

[Anonymous No.55182993]

>>55182499
Starting wages is $40kyr salary.
Pay is based on rank.

>most payed in the world
Afghanistan actually was because Americans funded them, but among the first world idk.
America gives free college and all that while in Canada it's just a job while you're there. You get special military dentists and doctors that civilians don't (it's free), but no free schooling when you leave

[Anonymous No.55183026]

>>55181884
I don't know why I laugh so hard everytime I see that retarded image. Am I autistic?

[Anonymous No.55183139]

>>55182499
I forgot to mention, in Canada 92% of people make $40k a year.
Where I live the most I ever made was $18hr full time (15% income tax so it's $15hr).
Most that earn $20hr are either white collar or management at some blue collar job.

Trades meme here only pays $17hr to start and that's if you can even find an apprenticeship because they'll treat u like a laborer slave.

White collar is the only real option in Canada, more specifically gov jobs.
Public sector is the only way to a middle class income with a union and people that don't stiffle your pay (happens a lot in private sector).
In gov you start at $30kyr while private make you feel greatful you even get $19hr.

White collar is like the upper class (gov wages beside them), the rest are slaves.

t. Slave no more

[Anonymous No.55183461]

>>55181884
Cybersecurity, it already started being saturated at entry level

[Anonymous No.55183474]

>>55181884
can normie win this fight?

[Anonymous No.55184072]

>>55181884
you should of shot him stupid kid, hes been after your bussy the whole time.

[Anonymous No.55184106]

>>55183139
19 dollars an hour is more than 30k a year dumbass

[Anonymous No.55184526]

>>55184106
>Let me tell u about your country
retard moment

$19hr in Canada is $16hr after taxes.
IF you're a greatest goy who gets their promised full time hours it equals to $31k yr if you didn't take a work day off.
Realistically they limit you to $2k a month making that $24k yr.
I've worked there jobs and those boomer kikes don't give rats ass, they pay $16hr which is about $14hr after taxes capped out at $1200-1600 a month

Gov > Private

[Anonymous No.55185233]

>>55181923
Good. I hope you live paycheck to paycheck. You retards charge too much money for a simple god damn tax return. Literally paid $970 for one of you bastards to submit 4 documents and the dipshit forgot all my student loan interest payment deduction. Die in a fire.

[Anonymous No.55185335]

>>55185233
why wouldn't you just use h&r block

[Anonymous No.55185445]

>>55181884
Is this Pic a reference to some movie/show
?

[Anonymous No.55185460]

>>55185233
If it's so simple, then why don't YOU do it?

[Anonymous No.55186076]

>>55181884
soon the only career in america will be X salesman
where we all just sell each other financial instruments in increasingly infinite amounts of monopoly money debt

>what do you do anon?
oh im a papa john's pizza sales rep, i basically talk young promising families into taking out a 60 month payment scheme to afford a papa john's pizza, they pay 12% APR and i skim 3% in commission

abandon all ideas of economic prosperity and productivity, soon everyone will just be a healthcare, auto, home flavor of insurance of financial instrument salesman

[Anonymous No.55186086]

>>55185445
blood meridian

[Anonymous No.55186094]

>>55185233
i dont do taxes (other than my own, on which i lie and under report my income by $2-3k a year.)

[Anonymous No.55186414]

>>55183139
lmao i live in canada and my brother is making $28/hr as an intern at a tech company

[Anonymous No.55186816]

>>55186086
Chud Meridian by Söyjak McCarthy.

[Anonymous No.55187264]

>>55186076
I've noticed this when applying to jobs this year. All the best paying jobs that anyone can get into without a specific degree is selling something to suckers. I was fucking amazed at the amount of mindless consumers who showed interest in buying the stupidest shit when I worked as a solar panel salesmen for a few weeks. Closing was easy but I got out because I had a conscious and didn't want to sell twenty year scams to people. The people who do these jobs either don't have souls or are tricked by their employers into thinking they are helping people.

[Anonymous No.55187705]

>>55185460
Because I trusted the accounting firm that has filed my yearly taxes for 24 years. It always cost $185. Simple return. This past year they decided to break it off in me for no apparent reason and failed to include $2k in deductions. I plan to use a free service this year. I was trying to do the "right thing" and be loyal to a local small business. Worst part is they did my entire families taxes and everyone else was charged $185. No capital gains or anything complicated. I even did all the work for them. They charged me what would normally be charged for assistance with a fucking audit. When I pointed out what they missed they said it would be at least another $300 to amend and refile. No, I didn't sign. They convinced my mom to sign for me and I reeeeeed at her for not even asking me.

[Anonymous No.55187739]

>>55186086
>>55186816
>>55181884

Cool Blood Meridian meme

IDK whose running these threads maybe someone angry they couldn't get a cheap hire for their dumb AI startup.

[Anonymous No.55187758]

The Richard Poe narration of Blood Meridian is really great would recommend

[Anonymous No.55187772]

>>55181884
Based Blood Meridian meme.

[Anonymous No.55187823]

Literally everything is saturated except some super niche shit you're unable to enter unless you already have friends/family that can guide you

[Anonymous No.55189072]

>>55186414
Niche market niche field Gurdeep.
For everyone in tech there's legions making what I described.

Once I get my gov job I'll be in that boomer boat too